Batman used to be a billionaire… until child support hit. Now he's living in his car (a.k.a. the Batmobile) trying to make it through Gotham one parking lot at a time.
In this hilarious twist on the Dark Knight’s legacy, Batman breaks down how raising Damian Wayne, Helena Wayne, Huntress, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Stephanie Brown led to financial ruin. Too many sidekicks, too many timelines, and way too much child support.
🦇 Discover how the Batcave got foreclosed 🚗 Tour Batman’s new “BatVan” lifestyle 💸 Learn the true cost of raising Robins
Whether you're a fan of Batman, van life, or just need a laugh — this is the most broke billionaire superhero story you’ll ever hear.
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