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In honor of National Hot Dog Day, we discuss our favorite places to throw down a glizzy.
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00:00when's the last time any of you had a glizzy i had one at wrigley field oh that's cool in
00:06chicago that's awesome if i go to a baseball game i have a hot dog that's one of the few places i'm
00:11not a big hot dog guy it's not like i know jimmy likes to get them at costco a lot of people do
00:16like getting a glizzy at costco yeah but like to if i matter like sometimes they have them on the
00:22menu at restaurants yeah they would never in a million years jackson's the ice cream parlor
00:28has a glizzy it's as big as a leg but i i just like i like sitting and eating a hot dog at a
00:37restaurant it just doesn't jive for me somehow when you go to uh the bounce houses the the yes
00:47off the wall and air force and flying let me get a hot dog your options are uh hamburger which is
00:54that little pre pre-frozen patty hot dogs or pizza so i get hot dog double meat
00:59one bun lizzie's into one bun one bun two glizzies that's foul wow what that's foul you ever eat a
01:09double burger you eat a double burger two pizza pizza you can't eat a double glizzy no for numerous
01:17reasons i enjoy it yeah i bet you do i'll take on all the glizzies yeah you will
01:22you don't want just one you want two dog but i understand you can't just sneak in you eat two pizzas
01:32like it's the same as getting a double cheeseburger nobody puts one pizza on top of the other and eats
01:36it like it's not the same thing because you can have two glizzies you can just eat two glizzies
01:40part of the fun of the glizzy is the bun like you're you're taking away half the fun not when
01:48not when you're macro counting well that's true good point i didn't know you were counting your
01:53macros yeah make sure my macros are low it's cute but i always i feel like a hot dog honestly is a
02:01throwaway meal i don't count it as anything if i'm at a barbecue and i stand and eat a hot dog
02:07i don't and then they go oh do you want some chicken off the grill or uh some ribs or whatever
02:13i don't think to myself oh i already had something hot dog for me that's why i always say to gelb like
02:19get the dirty water hot dog while you're walking around new york it doesn't count as anything yeah
02:24because you're you're eating and walking and whatever and so like to me at a baseball game
02:29i set the the base of the glizzy but it's like okay now what do we want to eat at this ballpark
02:36i want to try some of their foods right so i that's why i would never order at a restaurant
02:40because just mentally it doesn't feel like you're really eating it not a meal like a handful of
02:45cheese it's i didn't eat right yeah it doesn't feel like a sandwich like it doesn't feel like an
02:51actual meal what if you put all that crap on it though the chili and the cheese and so that like
02:58remember solana went to skyline chili and they have the conies which are like three mini dogs but
03:04they're covered in the chili and the cheese and whatever that probably constitutes a meal
03:09remember solana also got the wieners in uh providence the uh those disgusting oil ridden
03:17and then he went to dinner
03:20i'm with you though hawk like it's like a like a sculptor lays the foundation before he begins his
03:31his artwork get to a ballpark you throw down a glizzy you it has to be the first thing you eat
03:37at the ballpark 100 right yeah not even a glizzy fan but to your point at a hot at a baseball game
03:46just feels right it's great even football games basketball games nope baseball games i got i got
03:52i got to knock me one down yep totally agree i would never sit in section 115 as a as a fan
03:59at the caseya center and eat a hot dog isn't that weird i was just thinking when you said that
04:06i would never eat a hot dog at a basketball game no what the hell's the difference because i was
04:11thinking well outdoor versus indoor but you know what marlins park has a roof and i'll eat a glizzy
04:16there so i don't think it's outdoor versus indoor but there's something about a baseball game
04:20even nfl game i wouldn't like i'm sitting outside of hard rock stadium even watching
04:25hurricanes football sitting out there i've done a glizzy at canes games yeah i think it might be
04:31an outdoor indoor thing for me solana don't you sip on truly hard seltzers at basketball games
04:37i don't just sip on them i throw them down remember he pretended like he was crushing them
04:42and then we actually watched him do it and it was like a baby sucking a bottle
04:46like lisa it was like what's her name maggie simpson yeah baby simpson
04:55yeah chugging a seltzer a lot harder than chugging a beer that's that's a fact
05:05that's just a fact and for you difficult um both both counts
05:08i'll throw down i've seen it i have video i have video stop it stop it i'll throw down and brew it's
05:16the best stop it it's the best of them and you know i'm not even a big beer drinker but at a
05:20baseball game you have to have a glizzy and a beer i always have a beer at a baseball game
05:25yep well peanuts you big peanut guy i do enjoy peanuts gotta be in the right mood i like someone
05:35else to buy them and get tired of them and then hand them down to me that's what happened with
05:40brian bishop because he was with us at the uh at the cubs game i don't want to be the guy who buys
05:45the peanuts but i'm happy to take them off your hands when you're tired of shelling them and uh
05:50but then you get all the singles because everybody takes the triples and doubles early
05:55what's better than the triple peanut
05:58and all the nuts are grown
06:02yeah not like two and a half like three good size nuts in the triple
06:10boiled you need them boiled no oh my god so delicious turns my stomach what do you do with
06:26the shells are you uh like you buy a beer drink the beer then you open up the pack of peanuts you put
06:31the shells in the the empty cup or do you do what my dad does my dad does is that heat games it drives
06:37me nuts he just kind of yeah he has a big stomach so he just kind of rips the peanuts open and
06:43whatever happens to the shell happens to the shell well no you drop them on the ground yeah on the ground
06:48yeah but it's just it's messy like you look like a pig you do you then you kick them you kick
06:55them on that next little level on the next level yeah everybody knows everybody does that
07:00just the rule you take care of your peanut shells in some sort of fashion then what do you do
07:05you do a project with them you create something you take them home you throw them into the cup
07:10like a like a good decent human being throw them into the cup and throw them out so that the people
07:17so you go get a worker you go get you don't have to clean up my shell that'll make you thirsty
07:22but you drink all the drink beforehand so that you can wait i'm limited to one beverage at this at
07:30this game hawk you have to have you have to have finished a beverage before you start peanuts that's
07:36your rule 100 and it has to be a beverage in a glass it can't be a bottle well then then that becomes a
07:47much harder task no you throw them on the ground i mean honestly that's what it's made for that's
07:59why they don't sell them at movie theaters and they do it in arenas and stadiums and they have that nasty
08:05ass restaurant where you're supposed to throw it on the ground roadhouse road roadhouse and uh five
08:12guys yeah five guys they have a big bucket of peanuts you're not supposed to throw them on
08:16the ground at five guys well i throw them at the employees
08:19roadhouse doesn't do that anymore like they still have the peanuts but and they still have the sign
08:27outside that says be careful you're walking in yes what five guys does man it's such bs it's like uh
08:34oh yeah we still have the peanuts they have like like one jar of planters it's like and it's behind the
08:41counter you gotta ask the guy and then they give you like three dishes and four peanuts like okay
08:48we got it you don't want the mess of the peanuts but you want the the respect of a place that gives
08:53away peanuts pick a side five guys because that's what it was for right like to keep people occupied
09:01while they wait for their food that was like you want to go to the burger place or you want to go to
09:07the burger place that gives away the free peanuts that's a little bonus
09:11i mean chilies you know they give away the the nacho chips tortilla what a bonus although roadhouse
09:23those those those rolls oh roadhouse that's good food talk about it the chili's salsa is too watery
09:31need need more tomato it is it is how do you feel about a mexican restaurant like cantina style
09:37that charges for chips now probably the way of the world but it seems wrong but 10 years from now i
09:48have a feeling will be charged everywhere for rolls or tortilla chips whatever they bring now if i go to an
09:55italian restaurant if i go if i go to a restaurant and they don't bring out bread and butter for free
10:02i'm leaving i'm leaving that's not a restaurant to me like let's have a little class there's this is a
10:09transaction i sit down i'm gonna buy food i'm gonna pay for it i'm gonna tip you give me some rolls for
10:14free but every receipt now has a certain charge for this and a charge for that you just don't notice it
10:20but man like i would not be surprised if every place has a starters charge bread charge something
10:28along those lines it's really not a sound business model giving away product
10:33they're ridiculous yeah you want to bread buy some bread you don't want bread don't buy bread
10:41just give me some chips i'm spending 50 60 bucks here at your that's how i feel you know how i feel
10:48about the lemon in the water hey you want to save money restaurant stop putting a lemon wedge in my
10:54water that i'm not interested in i have no interest in this lemon wedge you want to save money and give
10:59me free bread stop giving everybody lemons he wants a goddamn lemon
11:04i love my citrus no no i really do in your water the lemon or lime in the water it just gives it a little
11:17flavor it's still healthy it's hydrating vitamin c i like my value on citrus
11:27i like the idea of me liking the citrus in my water but there's nothing that drives me more nuts
11:34than you get to a hotel or you're anywhere you're at like a place and they're offering free water and you go
11:40and you pour the water into a glass you take a sip and they have orange flavoring slices in the water
11:46cucumber water oh the cucumber water i mean please for the love of god who invented that what terrorist
11:55came over here and said here's how we'll get them we're gonna start throwing cucumber slices in the water at fine hotels what
12:03supposed to help with gut health i don't need a bonvoy to help me with my gut health hey give me a
12:12refreshing water and a nice comfy mattress
12:21a little turmeric a little lime what got an email from len our program director it says nfl training camp's
12:28open this open this week perhaps he's listening to the show right now trying to redirect it
12:38well as your sports leader this is what ryan mcguire got mad at len
12:42talking about hot dogs and sandwiches you've reached the ryan mcguire level of anger at me
12:49it happens to everyone happens to the best of them you leave my lid alone

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