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00:00ah welcome back ladies and gentlemen it is time to get to our favorite
00:08wednesday game rattle for shit
00:12jennifer will give us some topics we'll decide whether our rodent asses are jumping in the
00:21water or not what do you got for us today jennifer first off we have jayman wright on new plays
00:32mike mcdaniel has been cooking up or dolphins running back uh had some things to say about
00:39it let's hear what he had to say ask about the mad scientist the offensive guru your coach mike
00:44mcdaniel he's also got the creative play calls have you been putting in any new plays or new
00:49regals this offseason that you're excited about oh yeah yeah mike uh you never know what he's
00:54gonna do you never know what what kind of plays he's gonna come with in practice um you know he
00:59sometimes he gets bored you know he's working a lot of things up um so you know just just him you
01:04know just knowing what he's doing and you know just the things that he does it definitely works
01:08he's definitely smart and he definitely knows how to use everybody's uh skill set so yeah it's gonna
01:14be great all right what
01:17go ahead decide your rats are in you've already given raspberries rats off a ship
01:25rats off a ship because again that sounds like nothing that is needed for wins sorry when you say
01:36your coach is bored yeah that's already a red flag to you yep you're like he's already thinking of
01:43razzler you know mike with danielson back there and it's like ah let's just go ground and pound and
01:48he goes oh what's wrong mike i just could really we could use really use a flea flicker right now
01:55i'm telling you right now
02:02if he starts the season being too cute he won't finish the season
02:08i'm telling you i mean i'm gonna say i'm not rats off a ship just because you know jalen wright's
02:16his second year maybe oh my god that's an adorable rat well i'm gonna say i'm not rats off a ship just
02:23because i don't feel like he has the cachet to say anything non-political right you know i feel like
02:29he wants to not step on any toes i didn't like hearing that mike mcdaniel gets bored because i feel
02:35that way sometimes but uh i'm not rats off a ship just because i feel like you're too you know he's
02:41not gonna say anything that's how i feel with that what about you jennifer i'm rats off a ship
02:47you start off cute i'm done with you did you make that rat with ai i did i was playing around with it
02:56why do they look like fish
02:59since when does a rat when going into water get into a tuck position
03:10that's why it's ai
03:13uh britney where are your rats with jalen wright's comments right off the ship
03:19no i it sounded like he was trying to convince himself yeah you know you know he's got a lot of
03:28great plays you know no absolutely not you know in the words of the problem you know the last coach
03:35to take over a team
03:38that was considered offensive guru that i can think of was my old coach brian billick
03:46and he went on to win the super bowl by having zero offense that's true that's true
03:54they went like they went five weeks without scoring an offensive touchdown and he was an offensive guru
04:00what's number two jennifer race yourself for this one we have nick cannon apparently he is hosting a
04:11relationship advice podcast let's let's remind ourselves that he is a father of 12 with six
04:18different women wow well i'm not rats off a ship sounds like he's been through it all
04:23that's like hannibal lecter gibbon food
04:27i mean what are we doing he was very good on america's got talent i'm not just i'm not
04:35wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't misunderstand what i'm saying he is good at his job
04:43very charismatic but if i'm sitting back and i'm thinking i need some relationship advice i wonder what
04:52nick cannon would do it's not gonna be from a guy who could feel the whole basketball team
04:58with reserves
05:05so you're right safe to say yeah you're right that's off a ship okay rock rocks off a ship
05:11i mean first of all those if that was nick cannon he's too close to the female rats
05:18he needs to jump off the ship over by himself and take a break
05:25it was nick cannon as a horny rat he'd just go find a seahorse
05:28like he's a he's he's a professional breeder
05:34like he said they should start naming his kids like horses
05:37oh my goodness like you know just different
05:43like oh the philly and the mayor of this group out of the the stable
05:47never been a teaser horse that's for yeah no he ain't never been a teaser horse
05:51nope jennifer is the show sponsored by bluetooth
05:56no that man don't need no bluetooth
06:01um i'm wrapped off a ship i feel like this can go either very left or very right i mean
06:09no if you if you were good at relationships maybe you wouldn't need all these women
06:15and i mean that in the most respectful way i mean i'm just saying 12 kids with six six different
06:22women yeah but maybe it's like uh going to for relationship advice you know it's not always the
06:28star player who's the best coach you know you got to have your warts so like magic johnson didn't
06:32succeed probably a bad example for this he can probably give a lot of advice on what to do
06:37the the the the the saying is if you can't do coach right okay but he can do he's doing way too much
06:47so i don't know if he should be coaching
06:52i'm saying it's it's whatever you spin it he is a hall of fame first ballot hall of fame breeder
06:59how else do you explain it you made him seattle slew yeah like he got he got horses running in all
07:10the big events the triple crown um saratoga uh breeder's cup breeder's cup that's his right
07:21right like what do we like do you understand how crazy this sounds i kind of want to tune in and
07:29find out no you don't first you want to see the train wreck yeah you want to hear wait because
07:37this is gonna happen i'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen nick cannon could possibly give somebody
07:42else some good advice but you're gonna come here and say this guy has had 12 kids with
07:51six different women and he's not heeding to his own advice
07:58britney where are your rats with the nick cannon relationship podcast you know my rats are on the
08:02ship wow yeah listen listen listen for my understanding nick cannon has a great relationship
08:09with all his baby mamas and okay i didn't know that with one of them and she loves the fact that he
08:16has other children and you know has these relationships with these other women so like
08:20maybe he has something figured out that none of us have so i'm here i'm here for it i mean let me tell
08:27you something miss britney
08:32that's how it works in the world when you have a lot of money okay yeah i i do not
08:40so having a bunch of baby mamas would be drama oh in the real world it's drama tyree kill couldn't make
08:47it work yes right there you go work it can be a guest on this podcast it works for him so why not
08:56let me just i just want to hear him out i just want to hear him out i just want to hear him i'm not
09:00no no no i'm fine with hearing him out and having great relationships with all his kids and all his
09:07baby mom that should be applauded with that that is a fine job of both parenting by all the people
09:15involved right to be able to have that gorilla because we've seen how when people break up they
09:20get evil okay i'm not saying that but i'm saying if you have a daughter or a son are you gonna say go
09:32talk to nick cannon about relationship advice no i'm just saying i want to hear him out i just want
09:39to hear him out i'm definitely subscribing i want to i want to hear out you want to hear him out like
09:45when he opens up his closet the 76 lakers come out right what are we going to do coaching staff
09:53training staff cheerleaders adult he got all the bases covered exactly what are we talking about
09:59you want to buy from him oh well he's maybe he's a super dad you don't know we we could have
10:05color coordinated here's the thing exactly you never heard you've never heard of nick cannon
10:12i am not disputing what kind of dead nick cannon is this has nothing to do with that i'm busy when you
10:22he's right like we we we like the don't misunderstand what i'm saying i'm not saying he's a bad dude i'm
10:31not saying he's a bad father i'm not saying he's bad with relationships not saying anything but
10:38if i'm gonna have a conversation with how to make a relationship work and the guy i'm having this
10:46conversation with has 12 kids with six baby mamas you're not gonna go in there and go what the hell
10:53he know about relationships what's number three jennifer the lakers reportedly expect
11:03lebron james in training camp because he hasn't asked for a trade or buyout rats off a ship damage
11:10control cool we know where this is headed we know where this said by the way the dallas mavericks
11:15reportedly uh not into trading for lebron james so you do with that what you will
11:23not saying that to anybody in particular but i'm rats off a ship the lakers they they don't know what
11:27they're doing um i'm i'm not right i'm rats off a ship on everybody making these assumptions of what
11:34lebron's gonna do right like who camp is coming up lebron hasn't said anything yet
11:45what if he never was ever gonna say something that's just all this nonsense these people are spewing
11:537 11 says timeout brittany wants to hear nick cannon out but doesn't want to give hyme another
11:57year to improve right that is a great point very excellent i draw the line
12:08why don't you go to the menu brittany i want you to find the button that says boxed in
12:12no and then i want you to hit that button this isn't hey listen when one oh hey brittany
12:20let me just say this they don't have anything to do with each other when one is boxed
12:24again it isn't gonna win me a championship when one is boxed in it's never fair with that team
12:30yeah he will yeah maybe he will win us a championship with his kids but i'm in my
12:37in my expertise he's not gonna win us a championship so that's not fair but i'll put myself in the box
12:43i'll put myself in the box wow y'all getting on me
12:48smithan just got on me about assumptions and then you put that up smithan says
12:56mccannon has a better shooting percentage than hyme that's crazy oh my goodness so crazy
13:08every time he leave the bedroom
13:09he's doing the grenade like jaw
13:17wow somebody said hey leroy according to vegas your favorite nba player of all time would be heading
13:22to indiana why would he go there and tyrese is out for the year that makes no sense
13:30the people are saying lebron's going to indiana that's what jordo said according to vegas your
13:37favorite nba player of all time is heading to indiana oh man what uh what so where were your rats
13:44with lebron my right yeah yours i'm rats off the ship on this all this where lebron's gonna go
13:52whatever until i hear from lebron i i don't want to hear it all right jennifer your rats
13:59yeah same until it comes from the the the source i mean the main source what can i say
14:08right off a ship britney where are you with lebron uh the lakers saying uh lebron's gonna they
14:16expect lebron in camp i'm rats off a ship i need to hear it from like everybody else i need
14:21to hear it from the horse's mouth yep i agree i agree i agree number four jennifer
14:27so this is something that i just kind of learned about and by learn i mean i know nothing at all
14:34la boo-boos is that how you call them that is what you call them you call them la boo-boos
14:40la boo-boos well apparently there's someone way more informed than i am and that is robert luongo
14:49bobby lou bobby lou instead of putting pasta this year you put la boo-boos in the stanley cup
14:57uh i am not allowed to be rats off a ship on the boo-boos but i feel like it's going to drain
15:01my wallet because my daughter just got into the boo-boos uh and i don't know what the hell they are
15:07either i think i was gonna say is there any way you can explain this to me because i don't understand
15:11what they are i know that they are a very popular doll that's i think like the new pokemon where like
15:19people unbox them i saw megan the stallion did it with yeah with uh yeah but she did something more
15:24than just unboxing there but i don't know the origin of them i've seen grown folks wear them
15:33which i'm like okay that's i don't know if i'd have that as an accessory at my ripe age of 38 soon
15:38to be they also look creepy i don't like they are creepy no they are very creepy they look my daughter
15:44has two of them now and they look like voodoo dolls i think they look like they come alive at night
15:49yeah yeah they do they do but i can't be rats off a ship for fear of wrath from sophia
15:56so i'm gonna stay away from it leroy i'm looking at these things
16:03is that the the mouth that's wide open like that looking like a little terror
16:07yeah oh that's what i'm saying it looks creepy it's like frightening like how is that
16:13i'm rats off a ship rock rock rocks off a ship jennifer
16:20look i don't like teddy bears i don't like stuffed animals i don't like any of that stuff
16:26they creep me out i don't trust dolls and yeah i don't trust what did you snuggle with a bat
16:36yeah that's gonna keep me more more spider what did you don't say that ever again stop it what did
16:43you do what did i do what like as a child what plushie did you did you hug as a kid
16:52a guitar i actually did get guitars yes as a kid
16:58um i just don't like them i feel like people put cameras in there and they just watch us
17:02wow really like yes you know i feel like dolls are very demented sorry at times i've always wondered
17:12and then you say things like this and it confirms my questions it all makes sense what are your
17:19questions and like you make it sound like you were born and you were 20 like you just skipped all of
17:25childhood i mean like i can't think of a child who didn't want a doll i mean i wanted barbies but
17:33like even then i wouldn't play a lot with them unless like i had my cousins over it's like when it's
17:39like when you were in the crib your mobile spun around and it played my chemical romance
17:43yeah every onesie was black
17:52yes but that's jennifer you do understand that that's the way you make it sound you make it sound
17:57like your childhood right you had black nails a guitar and and then like just got you floating around
18:06you i i watched a lot of horror films okay and so i would feel like the same thing because they're
18:15scary right but no i just i don't trust many things and that's why i don't trust dolls
18:21a hundred percent tyler here is wearing a labubu to the podium next year a thousand percent and i'm
18:26super rats off a ship i don't like them i guarantee it happens tyler hero with labubu it's gonna have
18:32a heat jersey her dad was a bodyguard she played with empty gun mags
18:39whitney what rats are uh what do you think about the labubus i hate the labubu i think it's so
18:45stupid i absolutely hate it i love stuffed animals i'm not like jay fick i love stuffed animals i'm a
18:51big jelly cat girl love jelly cats another thing what is that you know what a jelly cat is
18:58so cute they're also not cats no they're not
19:02which they're so cute i have a i have a little ravioli and i have the basketball his name is
19:09troy after troy bolton from high school musical of course they're so cute and i would want to see
19:14those in the stanley cup not these freaking labubus wait where did these come from from what years is
19:22they're both recent j fig i've both i'm losing a i'm losing a boatload of money on this for my
19:26for my 13 year but tobin can since you know why are they called jelly cats i don't know i'm very
19:31confused i bought her one because she wanted one i was like oh let me go to amazon it was like
19:35seventy dollars but isn't it so much cuter than that i can make you one of those people are buying
19:41people are buying labubus for a hundred and something dollars on stock x like let's get
19:45serious okay jelly cats are much more harmless well still the jelly teddy bears people the jelly
19:52i had to go to jelly cat website j fig yeah i'm on it now wasn't a cat it cost me i think thirty
19:58dollars for a stuffed bunny i could find that exact same stuff bunny that wasn't a jelly cat
20:03for ten dollars on amazon but it's not an official that's your that's where your first mistake is
20:08the bunnies aren't where where you need to go you need to get the amusables with a little what the
20:13amusables i don't know what that means i'm looking at the amusable wait this is like saying
20:17this is over and over i don't know what this means i'm looking right now at amusables peanut
20:24right isn't it so cute wait and basically it's a stuffed teddy bear with one ear no arms and legs
20:35and and two little legs same thing hold on can i put this on the yeah sure so look that's a teddy
20:43bear that's an amusable peanut they look the same except minus arms okay look i'm going to show you
20:48guys for my birthday my cousin got me the basketball and i'm going to show you the picture of me when i
20:53opened it and my little basketball on the the excitement on my face wow this that is a lot of
21:01joy britney i'm happy it's just a basketball with legs yes look at him he's so cute you know what
21:09it's cute like that peanuts have legs too on the commercials but like what do you do with them you
21:14just put them for it he sits on my shelf hold on oh sits on the shelf for heat culture
21:22that is rats off a ship take a break back after this
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