The Tampa Bay Lightning have been GENTLEMAN SWEPT and eliminated by the Florida Panthers!!! JFig lets her inner thoughts take over and reveals a voice that breaks Tobin. What happened to Marcos and his frog foot?
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00:00smoting in old rival
00:02gentlemanly fashion
00:04because of many good fought battles
00:07my good man Leroy
00:08but as it was
00:10as it will be
00:11good day Tampa Bay
00:14cats in five
00:15I bid good day to Kucherov
00:21or we should call him
00:23Hucherov
00:24cause where was he this series
00:26by the way
00:32you may ask where's my monocle
00:34but I decided to wear
00:35bifocals because we've kicked their ass
00:38two years in a row
00:40cats in five
00:45can we give a tip of the cap to our
00:54former foe who is now
00:56the catalyst for all things winning
00:59Bradley Marchand
01:01what a rascally scam
01:03very clever
01:09thank you
01:11not to the top
01:14cats in five
01:16what a time
01:23what a time to be alive
01:25Leroy
01:25I mean like
01:27to be honest with you
01:28here's the thing though dude
01:29alright
01:29if I could get serious here for a second
01:32when I say we're little Finland
01:37you think it's a joke
01:39okay
01:40but I'm genuinely serious
01:42I think that the things that make Finland
01:44more proud of anything
01:45is the Florida Panthers
01:48because it's not just Sasha Barkov
01:50okay
01:51it's baby Sasha Barkov
01:53Anton Lundell
01:54but the game last night
01:56from Etu Losterinin
01:58my god
02:00he was everywhere
02:01he
02:02was everywhere
02:04and I gotta tell you
02:06he may be the most
02:08underrated Finn on the team
02:10because we're always talking about
02:12Barkov
02:13he's the captain
02:13how handsome Anton Lundell is
02:16Nico Mikula Maul and somebody
02:18but dude
02:19wow
02:20what a game he had yesterday
02:21good dude
02:25you don't seem very fired up
02:27like
02:27I am fired up
02:29what a
02:29look
02:30I don't know
02:34how
02:34they managed to do it
02:37oh
02:39good morning
02:41Jennifer
02:42the lady is amongst us
02:53as she
02:53gathers herself
02:55with her technology
02:56we're going to train it again
02:58young Jennifer
02:58why do you have that train
03:13why do you have that train
03:14that slow rolls it
03:15by the reason
03:16in front of your house
03:17right
03:19you know that train
03:20where you go to a basketball game
03:21and it just slow rolls
03:23through the port
03:23can we please
03:25just soak right here
03:26in her fancy voice
03:27a little raspy
03:30what is that
03:30I don't know
03:32I couldn't hear myself
03:33I think even
03:35throw on your headphones
03:36and let's see what it sounds like
03:37can you give me a
03:38cutscene vibe
03:39he's saying it's
03:48it sounds like you
03:49smoked those long
03:50fancy cigarettes
03:51if you hear that
03:58that's
03:58Nikita Kucherov
03:59choking once again
04:00playoff as Lesky
04:03not once the beast
04:04that he was
04:05actually I am
04:08I can't tell if
04:15she's
04:15ye old English
04:16or Italian
04:17but she did
04:17she did the hand thing
04:19I don't know
04:19why I can't
04:20it's right there
04:23with Marcos
04:23time's better
04:25okay
04:26wait
04:26I don't know
04:27can we please
04:29can we please
04:30can we please
04:32discuss the fraud
04:34that is Marcos
04:34sure
04:37so
04:38you told me
04:39that Marcos
04:41man
04:42he broke his foot
04:44that's what he
04:45that's what he texted
04:46I know
04:47so I go in there
04:49and as a person
04:51who's been through
04:52a multitude of
04:54injuries
04:54yeah I need your
04:55opinion
04:55the first thing I
04:56do is
04:57I look at his
04:58feet
04:58I figure
04:59he's got to
04:59have a boot
05:00on
05:00he's got to
05:01have something
05:02you know
05:03to protect
05:04said broken
05:05foot
05:05oh I didn't
05:06even see his
05:06foot
05:06so I asked
05:07him
05:07let it see
05:08your feet
05:09Marcos
05:09I asked
05:10him how
05:10you know
05:11how he did
05:11it
05:11he told me
05:12off a ladder
05:13right
05:14so I said
05:16so you don't
05:18have a cast
05:19or a boot
05:19or nothing
05:19he goes
05:20oh I didn't
05:21go to the
05:21doctor
05:21how'd you get
05:23a crutch
05:23that sounds
05:24like Marcos
05:24CBS
05:25you bought
05:26you got a
05:29team who
05:30broke
05:30foot
05:31so
05:32so wearing
05:33the foot
05:34does it
05:34hurt
05:34what do
05:35you guys
05:35think
05:35wait
05:36oh yeah
05:37that's a
05:38broken foot
05:38what do
05:38you guys
05:39think
05:39oh
05:40yeah
05:41wow
05:42so what
05:42happened
05:43something
05:43dropped
05:43on you
05:44you fell
05:45off
05:45and twisted
05:46it
05:46I'm doing
05:46too much
05:47I'm doing
05:47too much
05:47at my job
05:48I was on
05:49on one of
05:51those ladders
05:51and you know
05:52the top
05:52where you're
05:52not supposed
05:53to
05:53yeah
05:54yo
05:55fat ass
05:56you barely
05:56be standing
05:57on the
05:57set ladder
05:58in the
05:58designated
05:59area
05:59how tall
06:00so it was
06:01like a
06:01six foot
06:03ladder
06:03no it's
06:04like one of
06:04those three
06:05foot
06:05things with
06:06the white
06:06part
06:07that you
06:08were supposed
06:08to sit
06:08your paint
06:09no
06:10this is a
06:1112 foot
06:12ladder
06:12let me just
06:14get this
06:14straight
06:14you went
06:15up higher
06:16than a
06:16basketball
06:17hoop
06:17and decided
06:18to stand
06:19on it
06:19like a
06:19flamingo
06:20and you
06:23wonder
06:24why
06:24so you
06:26came all
06:27the way
06:27down
06:27from the
06:28top
06:28row
06:28so yeah
06:29and I won
06:30the tag team
06:30title
06:31on the way
06:31down
06:31this is what
06:32happened
06:32more or less
06:33I was on
06:34the top
06:34right
06:35but it was
06:35a slow
06:35descent
06:36it begins
06:37to tip
06:37over
06:37enough for
06:38me to have
06:39the time
06:39of like
06:40oh no
06:40I almost
06:41fell
06:41oh no
06:41I'm actually
06:42falling
06:42oh no
06:43this is a
06:43point of
06:44no return
06:44because as
06:45before I got
06:46there I
06:47begin to
06:47try to use
06:48gravity
06:49to my
06:49benefit
06:50oh and lean
06:50the opposite
06:51way of the
06:51ladder
06:51yes so it
06:52kind of slowed
06:53it but it
06:54gets to a
06:54certain point
06:55where that
06:55thing is tipping
06:56so luckily
06:57for me I
06:58had the
06:59wherewithal to
07:00decide do I
07:01hit the floor
07:02or this table
07:03here that
07:05would break
07:05my fall and
07:07somehow got it
07:08to you remember
07:09when Terrell
07:09Owens got
07:10horse collared
07:11and he was out
07:12for quite some
07:13time yeah
07:14my foot and
07:16the ladder
07:17kind of broke
07:18my fall
07:19so
07:20the hospital
07:21probably but
07:22they just take
07:23forever dude
07:24just take for
07:26and what are
07:26they gonna do
07:26they're gonna
07:27give me drugs
07:28and say keep
07:28it elevated
07:29ice it
07:30whatever
07:30rice
07:31wait wait
07:31wait hey
07:32no no no
07:33hold on
07:35jackass
07:36hold on
07:37the thing you
07:38have to understand
07:39with the foot
07:40yeah
07:40there's several
07:41bones in your
07:42foot
07:42so many
07:43if you break
07:44the wrong
07:45one it could
07:45you can mess
07:46with your
07:47circulation
07:48yeah
07:48you need to
07:49get that
07:49looked at
07:49yeah
07:50but then you
07:52know I've
07:52already wasted
07:53days this
07:54week so now
07:54I'm limping
07:55up and
07:56everyone's like
07:56what's wrong
07:57it's just one
07:57of those weeks
07:58I don't know
07:58what to tell
07:58well I mean
07:59wait not for
08:00nothing you
08:01bought a boot
08:01you should
08:02have just
08:02bought a
08:03I mean you
08:04bought a
08:05crutch
08:07you should
08:07just bought
08:07a boot
08:08you know I
08:09didn't expect
08:09for the
08:10crutches to
08:10be after
08:11delivery fees
08:12uber eats
08:1380 dollars
08:14hold on
08:15wait you
08:16said you
08:16went and
08:16picked them
08:17up from
08:17you got
08:18them from
08:18cvs from
08:19uber eats
08:20correct
08:20yeah yeah
08:21because you
08:22couldn't move
08:22yes correct
08:23correct
08:24can I just
08:25tell you
08:26yeah
08:26you are the
08:28reason why
08:28the medical
08:29profession is
08:29never going to
08:30stop making
08:30money right
08:32because first
08:33of all you
08:33spend $80
08:35for crutches
08:35and keep in
08:36mind keep in
08:37mind if you
08:38go
08:39to the
08:42hospital or
08:43urgent care
08:44they give
08:45you a pair
08:46of crutches
08:46right
08:47and then
08:49to take it
08:50one step
08:51further
08:51you spent
08:52twice as
08:53much on
08:53them
08:53so expensive
08:54it said
08:55$49
08:55I don't
08:56understand
08:56after
08:57you know
08:57how uber
08:58eats works
08:59are they
08:59taxing on
09:00crutches
09:01no
09:01I mean
09:02that's a
09:03it's a bulk
09:03item you're
09:04gonna get an
09:04extra charge
09:05uber eats
09:06charges
09:06the vig
09:07and then
09:10you come
09:11in
09:11mrs.
09:12frog
09:12couldn't
09:12couldn't
09:13take a
09:14venture
09:14down
09:14to get
09:14you
09:15your
09:15crutches
09:15matthew
09:16took a
09:17crutch
09:17almost every
09:19corner
09:19how did that
09:20I don't know
09:20she was
09:21where was she
09:21at the time
09:22she was
09:22like live in a
09:24place with the
09:24ross
09:25marshalls
09:26tj maxx
09:28i haven't seen
09:29her in two
09:29days
09:29i don't know
09:30where she is
09:31she's probably
09:31in aisle three
09:32of a burlington
09:33coat factory
09:34i don't know
09:34where she is
09:35can you
09:36drive okay
09:37which foot is
09:37it oh that's
09:38right you're
09:38right by the
09:39little strip
09:39mall with
09:40the old
09:41navy and
09:42okay i know
09:43where you are
09:44yeah i'm by
09:44tower shops
09:45yeah but
09:46again
09:46yeah was it
09:48your driving
09:49foot i drive
09:49with both
09:50feet i know
09:51you're not
09:51supposed to do
09:52that but i
09:52do it sometimes
09:53there's a lot
09:53of things i'm
09:54learning about
09:54him the same
09:55that i don't
09:56like
09:56comfortable
09:57anyone who's
09:58like oh
09:59no you one
09:59day you're
10:00gonna press
10:00them both
10:01you're just
10:01dumb you're
10:02just a dumb
10:02person yeah
10:03like what are
10:04you a baby
10:04injuries that
10:07i've had to
10:07like put
10:09one foot
10:10there but
10:11use the
10:11other like
10:11that's it
10:12we're athletes
10:13sometimes
10:14you fall off
10:16a ladder
10:16you're not an
10:17athlete
10:17i had a
10:18great peewee
10:18football
10:19hey wait
10:19so let me
10:20hold on
10:21so you're
10:21tag team
10:21champion
10:22here's here's
10:23the other
10:23thing
10:23here's the
10:25other thing
10:26if you're
10:27gonna try
10:28to be
10:29home remedy
10:30guy
10:30yeah
10:31you probably
10:32should do
10:32it right
10:33more pops
10:34that's what
10:36i was
10:36thinking
10:36yeah but
10:37don't eat
10:38them
10:38so you
10:40gotta keep
10:41putting ice
10:41on it
10:42right
10:43um
10:45it should
10:46be wrapped
10:46and you
10:48probably should
10:49have some
10:49kind of boot
10:50or
10:50or something
10:53so that
10:54you can give
10:55it time to
10:56heal
10:58he's not
10:58gonna take
10:58any of this
10:59advice
10:59he literally
11:00uber eats
11:00his crutches
11:01yeah i can't
11:03why am i
11:04having a real
11:05conversation
11:05with somebody
11:07your copay
11:07wouldn't have
11:08been eighty
11:08dollars to get
11:08it right
11:09that's what i'm
11:09saying how
11:10many popsicles
11:11do you think i
11:12have to eat to
11:12wrap around my
11:13foot um a bag
11:14of ice costs
11:15four fifty
11:15twenty two
11:16pops a bag
11:16of ice costs
11:17four fifty you
11:18buy a bag of
11:18ice and some
11:19ziplocs and
11:20what are you
11:21doing rub some
11:22dirt on it you
11:23know i can keep
11:24it moving oh
11:24okay so what i
11:25have a heartbeat in
11:26my foot you just
11:27you just keep
11:28going you just
11:30keep going