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Davion Mitchell in the Swiss Alps?! New picture has surfaced of Davion Mitchell wearing his Heat jersey on top of a snowy mountain in Switzerland. We go through unnecessary lengths to dissect his photo.
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00:00You know who's, like, slowly becoming my favorite player, though?
00:03To be housed with you?
00:03He didn't play for Summer League.
00:04It's Davion Mitchell.
00:06Davion Mitchell is slowly becoming my favorite player.
00:08Did you send me a picture of him in the snow?
00:10He's in the snow.
00:12He's in the snow?
00:13He's in – I think he's in Switzerland.
00:16Oh, it's got to be.
00:17I think he's in Switzerland.
00:18And this picture is incredible.
00:20Now, it's going to become a meme if he has a terrible game.
00:22Sure.
00:23You can't be around ice throwing up bricks.
00:26That's why they call him off tonight.
00:27If you guys haven't seen it, here's the picture for our YouTube and Twitch audience.
00:32But you can just see.
00:33He's wearing his off-night heat jersey, heat culture red, in the frigid temperatures of Switzerland.
00:43First of all, I have a problem.
00:46Why?
00:46Why?
00:47Yeah.
00:47This is something that ever since I was a kid.
00:51Don't wear your own jersey.
00:52Oh, my God.
00:53Come on.
00:54What are we doing here, bro?
00:55What are we doing here?
00:56I like it.
00:56Hey, what are we doing?
00:58The first – like, any time I get a jersey or – like, you go up to Cleveland, they give you jerseys and stuff.
01:06The first thing I do when I get home, give it to my daughter.
01:09Yeah.
01:09Yeah, I'm not – like, yeah.
01:11Well, the Heat got him a jersey.
01:12It says off night on the back.
01:13It doesn't say Mitchell.
01:14Which is cool.
01:15Which is cool.
01:16Which is cool.
01:16But he got – he was out wearing – he's like, I had – I ordered something, and he got caught because he's like, I need to throw some on.
01:23So he just threw on the jersey, and somebody took a selfie with him, and he goes, yeah, I'm probably not going to do that again.
01:28But everybody loved it.
01:29So now I think it's his thing.
01:30So now he's just taking it.
01:31Now he's just wearing the jersey.
01:33Now he's wearing it in Switzerland because they don't know what the Heat are.
01:36First of all, I don't even like the fact that he's wearing the jersey in that type of conditions.
01:40It looks like it's cold.
01:41It's freezing.
01:41He looks like –
01:42He looks –
01:42He gets it.
01:43You see his toes?
01:44When your toes are peaking like that, that means it's freezing.
01:46When your toes are turned in like that.
01:48Hey.
01:49Where –
01:49He does not look warm.
01:51No, he doesn't look warm.
01:52Where –
01:53So in Switzerland, it's just cold all the time?
01:55No, it's probably –
01:56It's winter time for them right now.
01:58I think the –
02:00I think when it's summer over here, it's like winter over there.
02:02I just –
02:03I think.
02:03He also was just dribbling.
02:05Like, he carries a basketball everywhere with him.
02:07I don't think that's accurate.
02:09No, summer in Switzerland is –
02:11It's June 21st to September 22nd.
02:13Okay, but he's on –
02:14I think he's in a mountain.
02:16Are you sure he's in Switzerland?
02:17So, like, let's say –
02:18He says he's in Switzerland.
02:19So I went to Leavenworth in February, and it was snowing, right?
02:24Right now, everything is green.
02:25It's not snowing.
02:26But however, the mountaintops are still with snow.
02:30Yeah, if you go to Vegas –
02:31It just depends on the altitude.
02:32If you go to Vegas or Tahoe or whatever, and they show mountains, you can see the snow at
02:38the top.
02:38Oh, maybe he's at the Swiss Alps.
02:39So he's just in the Swiss Alps?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Okay.
02:43Wow.
02:44Yeah.
02:44But he was dribbling a basketball in the middle of Sweden.
02:46I went to Seattle, and it was still snowing on top of the mountain.
02:50Sorry.
02:51No, it's okay.
02:53But, yep, there he is.
02:55What is he?
02:55He looks like he's on that.
02:56So, wait, it looks like the snow is so high that he's – look at the electrical poles.
03:01Like, he's, like, right there.
03:02He can't be that far up either because how is he – like, he's not even wearing mountain
03:08shoes.
03:09That's fake.
03:10What?
03:10You think he has mountain shoes?
03:12Man, it's AI.
03:12It's AI.
03:14It's AI, man.
03:15What do you mean?
03:16It's AI.
03:16Why would he go that far?
03:18He couldn't go that far with those shoes.
03:20That's a filter.
03:20What?
03:21I'm just saying.
03:22I've gone in Minnesota because I knew my ride was, like, 10, 15 minutes.
03:29Like, I've run to my car in flip-flops.
03:31Okay, but that's fine.
03:31That's what I'm saying.
03:32He couldn't have gone that far.
03:34What is that place?
03:36What is that place that was on Star Wars, the ice one?
03:39That's where he looks like he's on.
03:40He looks like – what was that planet named?
03:42I don't know.
03:42Remember that?
03:43I don't know the names of planets.
03:46I thought you were a Star Wars guy.
03:47I am, but you want me to name the snow-capped mountain?
03:52In Star Wars?
03:55It's the most trivial part of –
03:59Hold on.
04:01I'll let you go, Vlad.
04:02But just so I can stop him in his tracks here for a second.
04:04What are you talking about?
04:05Let me just tell you something right now, dude.
04:06I'm going to tell you something right now.
04:08Be careful.
04:08No, no, no.
04:08I'm going to tell you something right now.
04:09You want to talk about trivial?
04:11You'll listen to a random-ass song.
04:13You'll be like, that's from the opening scene of Avengers 4.
04:18And you have the audacity to sit here and be like, oh.
04:24Okay.
04:25There's certain groups.
04:26So I know how I got into – who is it?
04:32The one that died that killed himself in the group.
04:36Sorry, what were you talking about?
04:37Who's in the group?
04:38The lead singer.
04:40Linkin Park?
04:41Linkin Park.
04:42Oh.
04:42I had no idea who Linkin Park was.
04:47Then I started watching Transformers.
04:50It was Transformers, then Guitar Hero.
04:54Right?
04:55And then I was a Linkin Park fan.
04:57So I had no – was it Labyrinth?
04:59No idea who he was until the Cadillac commercial.
05:06I was like, oh, cool.
05:07I'm starting to listen to his music.
05:08It happens.
05:10Like certain, you know, movies, like I hear artists that I would never normally listen to.
05:17So then I start listening to them.
05:20Okay.
05:21Dade South says it's the planet Hoth.
05:23All right.
05:23Right now in the Swiss Alps, the temperature is 57 degrees.
05:28Hmm.
05:29Oh.
05:30So he's calling him.
05:31He's not checking out to me.
05:32So in the summer, the temperature in Switzerland ranges from 65 to 80 degrees, ideal for hiking
05:37alpine trails or swimming in crystal clear lakes.
05:41Winter transforms the landscape into a snowy wonderland, especially in the Alps, where temperatures
05:45can dip to 14 degrees Fahrenheit or below.
05:49So this is –
05:49That man ain't in no Swiss Alps, bro.
05:51That's not Switzerland.
05:52So you claim he's doing a Schmiethe and Schmolnick that he's at Everest on Animal Kingdom?
05:56I don't know where he's at, but I think Schmiethe is right because, bro, first of all, you're
05:59not – if you're in the Swiss Alps, you're not rocking a jersey like that.
06:03No, you're not.
06:04You're not doing that.
06:06You're black.
06:07You're not doing that.
06:08You're getting cold immediately.
06:10Also, the temperature right now is 78.
06:12So, yeah, you're not rocking a jersey going out.
06:14You're not showing the guns all like that.
06:16Just leave it to this show to pick everything.
06:21I check everything.
06:22According to Google AI, is there snow in the Swiss Alps in July?
06:27Yes, there is snow in the Swiss Alps in July, particularly at higher elevations and on glaciers.
06:32Which is what I'm saying.
06:34Yeah, no, you can see snow.
06:36Glaciers on the ice.
06:36This time of year.
06:37Man.
06:39AI.
06:41That's not AI.
06:42All I'm saying, Davion, is I love the picture.
06:45Don't have a stinker because they're going to send your ass to the Swiss Alps.

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