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00:00Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
01:00Oh, then.
01:09You okay?
01:13Cup of tea.
01:30You two were spotted by a colleague riding your bikes when you weren't on a shift.
01:38And what were you doing in Holbeck? Don't bullshit me.
01:41We're on our job, man. Just heading back.
01:44In the complete opposite direction to the station?
01:46No, we were actually heading to South Leeds Station on a social and we were just running a bit late.
01:52Oh, because your colleague thought you were in convoy.
01:55Convoy? No.
01:57Police bikes are the property of this unit.
02:00They're not used for you to ride about town like a couple of pissy little new recruits,
02:05ferrying you to random social events when you're off duty.
02:09Of course, ma'am.
02:10I expect better.
02:11It won't happen again, ma'am.
02:11No, it won't.
02:13Or you'll be facing a disciplinary. Got it?
02:16Yes, ma'am.
02:25Got away without me.
02:27I could have been caught, you prick.
02:29Yeah, all right. Keep your hair on.
02:32Guess that means you're all right, then.
02:35Got that right.
02:36That's a shame.
02:40Good money to be made.
02:41For anyone with the balls to do it.
02:56Miss, did you see me do a handstand?
02:59I did, ma'am. You were amazing.
03:02Miss, are you sad about your baby?
03:06A little bit, yeah.
03:11Me too.
03:14Maybe we could have another one?
03:18Yeah, maybe.
03:18Okay?
03:48I really cut up about it.
04:08They sent you his celestial messenger?
04:11You know they're not good at this kind of thing, but...
04:14They're hurting Eva. Bloody hell, Rach.
04:17Do you think I'm not?
04:19I am done with this judgement.
04:21I am done with this love that comes with conditions attached.
04:25They want to patch things up with me.
04:27They can do it themselves.
04:31Are you all right? Nice to see you.
04:33This is my sister, Rachel, this is Becca.
04:35Hello. It's lovely to meet you.
04:37Sorry, I'm probably quite sweaty.
04:39I was just taking the girls for a run.
04:41Can I tell you what a joy it is to have your sister on the street?
04:43She's an absolute babe. I have to go, though.
04:45Oh, yeah. Catch them up.
04:47Yeah.
04:49Wow.
04:51Absolute babe.
04:53Who's that?
04:55It's Renee there. She's great.
04:57Really? She doesn't see me all day.
04:59You are just like them, aren't you?
05:01You are so judgemental.
05:03I didn't mean it like that, Eva.
05:05That's who has been more of a support to me than any of you lot.
05:13I'm really sorry.
05:17I'm sorry.
05:23Come on, let's head back.
05:25I'm sorry.
05:35Can we not do this on the doorstep?
05:37Can we not do this on the doorstep?
05:52You can pay me direct debit if you like,
05:54but then you'd have to tell your missus.
06:00Can I come in?
06:01One step at a time.
06:03I need to know I can rely on you.
06:06I need more than this.
06:07I'm doing my best, Lena.
06:09There's no reason to not let me in.
06:11No, not yet.
06:22That's not part on bad terms.
06:24I really don't want to.
06:26I'm here.
06:27I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
06:27Are you okay?
06:29It's not that, it's not...
06:31I need to tell you something and I'm dreading it.
06:36What is it?
06:39Rache, just tell me what's going on.
06:48I'm pregnant.
06:49That's amazing news.
06:58I was so worried about telling you.
07:02Don't be silly.
07:04That's the best news ever.
07:06I'm so happy for you both.
07:08How far along are you?
07:11Just over three months.
07:13We wanted to wait till we'd had the scans
07:15just to make sure that everything was okay.
07:17And it will be.
07:19It will be.
07:21A baby is always a blessing.
07:31You are both blessed.
07:33God, I'm good.
07:43Check this out.
07:45What am I looking at?
07:46This company, Colossus Building Supplies,
07:50registered to an Eddie Smallwood,
07:52also co-director of Robbie Spencer's parent company,
07:55head offices here in Leeds.
07:58Is so...
07:59So...
08:01Eddie Smallwood doesn't exist.
08:05Or if he does, he's hiding.
08:07No Facebook profile, no internet presence,
08:10no bank records, no home address.
08:13Oh.
08:15Nice.
08:16Nice.
08:19What...
08:20Why would Spencer have a co-director who doesn't exist?
08:24Well, why don't we take a look at the mythical
08:26Mr Smallwood's head office and find out?
08:29Oh, look at you, Sherlock Holmes.
08:31All right.
08:32If you don't want to be my Watson,
08:33I'll find someone else.
08:35Oh.
08:36Wait, wait.
08:37Are we...
08:38What are we going now?
08:39Oh.
08:54Afternoon, Alan.
09:09They're in.
09:10Say good afternoon, Mr Snuffles.
09:13I don't think they're in.
09:17I don't think they're in.
09:47I don't think they're in.
10:07I don't know.
10:37Hey, we were just wondering if you're free tomorrow, but you okay?
10:47Yeah, yeah, come in.
10:55So, Ollie's on sleepover tomorrow and our forecast is good.
11:01So, we're thinking of going to seaside.
11:04That's you joining us.
11:07Well, um, yeah.
11:10Yeah, that sounds lovely.
11:19Feeling all right?
11:22Yeah, I'm fine.
11:28You ever feel like you just don't know who you are anymore?
11:32You're driving into darkness and you just can't stop.
11:35Sorry.
11:40You must think I'm crazy.
11:42No.
11:45No, actually, I really get it.
11:47Do you?
11:48Good.
11:49You have no idea.
11:50Every day I do...
11:55I do something I don't understand.
11:58Evie, you'd be crazy if you didn't feel like that after what you've been through.
12:02Well, what do you do when that feeling comes up?
12:11Bury it.
12:13Ignore it.
12:14Hope it goes away.
12:15But Pete, I mean, he likes to talk about things, get things out in the air.
12:23I just don't.
12:24I am a firm believer in the power of bottling things up.
12:29Bury it deep and get on with your life.
12:35And yes to tomorrow.
12:42It sounds lovely.
12:45Yeah.
12:50Well.
12:53Better get going.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
13:03Why don't we do something nice this weekend?
13:08I said we'd go to the coast with the neighbours.
13:12They're very keen.
13:15I said we wanted to make friends, babe. We have.
13:21All right.
13:25I saw Rach.
13:33Cool.
13:39She's pregnant.
13:45Oh, yeah.
13:46Isn't that lovely news?
13:50Babe, are you okay about that?
13:52Yeah.
13:54But...
13:55But nothing.
13:59I should be very happy for them.
14:23What the hell?
14:24Wow.
14:25Buried it from a friend.
14:26Yeah.
14:27It's nice.
14:28Check it out.
14:29Wow.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Good.
14:32It's amazing.
14:33What have we got there?
14:34Cam's rigging in style.
14:35I don't pull more.
14:36But did you find it?
14:38Ooh.
14:40Before we strive for.
14:42Ooh.
14:44We strive.
14:45We strive.
14:46We strive.
14:47A lot.
14:48We strive.
14:49Say a lot.
14:51Before we strive.
14:54We strive.
14:55We strive.
14:56We strive.
14:57We strive for.
14:59Very little chance we get.
15:00We gotta try.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I really like it here.
15:03Yeah.
15:04It's weird that you picked this spot.
15:05It's the exact spot I used to come with my parents.
15:07Oh.
15:08Happy memories?
15:09Yeah.
15:10I suppose they would.
15:11Okay.
15:12Okay.
15:13Let's go have some wine.
15:14Okay.
15:18It's very nice.
15:19Happy memories?
15:20I suppose they wish.
15:21Okay.
15:23Let's go have some wine.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Okay.
15:27Cheers.
15:28Cheers.
15:29Cheers.
15:31Cheers.
15:32Cheers.
15:33Cheers.
15:34Cheers.
15:35Cheers.
15:36Cheers.
15:37Cheers.
15:38Cheers.
15:39Cheers.
15:40Cheers.
15:41Mom!
16:11you know this is my dad's only concession to a holiday and he hated every second of it
16:19honestly he would sit on a deck chair over there and he would count the minutes so he could go
16:25home to farm do you not ever play with you goodness no thank you little kids far too full
16:34of sin oh yeah we were never doing what we were told always being naughty no offense but
16:41your old man sounds like a right piece of work yeah he is no fun in my childhood but i am trying
16:49to make up for that now hey we do all right ah we do and it's all this one's fault yes there was i
16:57a fresher at uni desperate to escape the church and into these sinful arms i fell sorry not sorry
17:04anyone oh go on pete come on game on oh pete oh come on here we go
17:19come on oh wow now i'm a-talking oh yeah you think this is for our benefit i am afraid it might be
17:35why are men such show-offs oh there's an evolutionary theory oh yeah yeah it's so that the uh the
17:47female species they notice them and they can't resist their masculine prowess right
17:54oh wow oh oh my head go ah ah fuck
18:06me
18:12me
18:14me
18:17me
18:18me
18:20me
18:21me
18:22me
18:23me
18:24me
18:24I don't know.
18:54I don't know.
19:24Evie?
19:25Mmm.
19:26Was Pete your only boyfriend?
19:28No.
19:29It's my...
19:31It's my...
19:32my only serious one.
19:34Only sexual one.
19:35Pete!
19:36She means.
19:37I almost think I'm such a sadder.
19:41No, I think it's admirable. You knew exactly what you wanted.
19:45What about you two?
19:48Well, um, I was in a relationship when we met.
19:53Oh, that's awkward.
19:56Well, it was and it wasn't. It was a non-monogamous relationship.
20:01And how did that work?
20:04Sorry, I mean, I'm just curious.
20:07Well, we, um, dated each other, but we also saw other people as long as we were clear on the boundaries.
20:16And did it work?
20:19It did.
20:22Until Danny, um, I think my ex realised that he was more possessive than he thought.
20:28And he asked me to choose. And I did.
20:31And how did you feel about that set-up?
20:33Pete, will you stop being so flippin' nosy?
20:35Oh, don't be daft. It's fine. I'm glad you're interested.
20:37What, what do you want to know?
20:40Well, what did it, what did it feel like being with someone who, who didn't want to be monogamous?
20:47Confusing at first, but I spent more time with Bex and got my head around it and realised we'd both be much happier.
20:56Now here we are, still happily, non-monogamous.
21:02Wow.
21:03You still just date whoever you want?
21:09No, we realised that dating other people wasn't for us.
21:13In Bex's fantasy world, everyone will be able to date whoever they like, whenever they like, without consequence.
21:20Yeah.
21:20Yeah, right.
21:21Well, and look, to answer your question, uh, for us, well, we're allowed to play with other people as long as we're both present.
21:32And, and, and is that because you think monogamy is a false construct?
21:38It just, just didn't work for us. I would never judge anybody's choices.
21:43It doesn't stop them judging us, sadly.
21:45Oh, I hope, I hope you don't think we're judging you. We, I mean, we don't have to talk about it.
21:51No, not at all. I mean, I really like talking about it. I, I think, I think it can be a really healthy way to live.
21:57I mean, our neighbours might not think so.
22:03They're, they're really lovely people.
22:04Oh, no, I get it. They're nosy buggers.
22:08Every time I go out, they're like, they're twitching their curtains.
22:11Right?
22:11Oh, my God, I thought it was just me being paranoid. It's like, I can never escape them.
22:16And now the guy at number 37 has started taking my yoga classes.
22:19Really now?
22:20Mm-hmm.
22:21Look, it's, it's an okay place to live. I'm not saying that it isn't.
22:26Well, we promised not to twitch our curtains at you.
22:31Oh, darling, you can twitch all you like.
22:33Uh, now, she probably means that.
22:36Is that, am I right?
22:37I do.
22:38Yeah, she does. I knew it.
22:39Let's, let's say, we smoke this, go back to camper van, get the party started.
22:43This day is getting better by the minute.
22:47Ain't it, Pete?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Oh.
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23:11Oh.
23:11Alan?
23:13Order that lunch, love?
23:16I don't mind.
23:17OK.
23:18Well, it won't be long.
23:20I'll be done in a minute.
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24:09Thanks for waiting.
24:16Yes, that date is available.
24:17We'll send an engineer to assess the property before we install the stair lift.
24:21Oh, that sounds wonderful.
24:23Thanks.
24:23Let's get that booked in, shall we?
24:25Of course.
24:25We'll do now.
24:26See you then.
24:27Come on, then.
24:28See you.
24:28Darling.
24:29What's your hand got?
24:30It's going.
24:30Ooh, it's quiet.
24:33It's like we're hanging out with two only teenagers.
24:37They are.
24:37It's quiet.
24:39Are you having fun, though?
24:43I am.
24:48I love you, Avery.
24:51Why?
24:51What's wrong?
24:53Nothing.
24:54Can't I just tell you?
24:59Oi, come on!
25:01I'm coming!
25:02Oh, yes!
25:13What's the last one?
25:15Go on.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Go on, then.
25:17Just a light.
25:18All right, Petey.
25:20Oh, yeah.
25:22It doesn't get any better than this.
25:24Well, now, there is one thing missing.
25:26Mm-hmm.
25:28Tequila.
25:29Yes!
25:30Come on!
25:31Yes!
25:31Right?
25:32Wait.
25:32Salute.
25:33That's not fair.
25:34Blacker's got to drive.
25:35Oh, no, no, darling.
25:36I am high on life.
25:38Go on, Pete.
25:38No way.
25:40Hey, gringo!
25:41You want tequila?
25:42Tea, tea.
25:42Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea.
25:45I'm not drinking tequila in the middle of the afternoon.
25:48Oh, wait.
25:49I can't live in time.
25:50I need to find a try to win over you.
25:53I have to get to that.
25:54I was feeling we're just getting by.
25:57What was that?
25:58They should have said it.
26:00Yes, that's what.
26:01All I'm saying is that we shouldn't say bird bread,
26:04because birds are actually incredibly smart.
26:08Birds are smart.
26:10It doesn't make sense.
26:11Are you a bird watcher, mate?
26:14Oh, no.
26:15All right.
26:16I bet you are.
26:21Okay, back.
26:22All right, babe.
26:24Whoa.
26:25They're everywhere.
26:27There you go.
26:27Oh, you're looking at a railroad.
26:30Come on.
26:31My friends feel his dear appointed duty.
26:41Come on.
26:42They keep trying to tell me.
26:44All you want to do is use me.
26:50Oh, but my answer, I know all that you've missed stuff.
27:06I, I, I, I, I want to spread the news.
27:10That if it feels it's good getting used, oh, you just keep on using me.
27:16Come on.
27:17Come on.
27:19Come on.
27:19Until you use me up.
27:20Come on.
27:21Until you use me up.
27:23Until you use me up.
27:23Come on.
27:23Come on, babe.
27:25Until you use me up.
27:29She's here.
27:30Yes.
27:31Woo.
27:31My brother.
27:32My brother.
27:37Sit me right down and he'd talk to me.
27:41Oh, and he told me that I ought not to let you just walk on me.
27:56And I'm sure he meant well.
27:59Yeah, but when I told me it was through.
28:09I, I, I said, brother, if you only knew you, wish that you were in my shoes.
28:15You just keep on using me.
28:19You just keep on using me until you use me up.
28:38I, I, I, I won't in myetry fire.
28:42See you next week.
28:47Another drink?
29:17Another drink?
29:47Another drink?
30:17Another drink?
30:18Another drink?
30:20Well, come on.
30:22Oh, that's great.
30:23Yes!
30:24Oh!
30:25We made it!
30:26Oh, look at the state of view.
30:28Oh, welcome.
30:30Thank you so much.
30:33You're welcome.
30:34That was amazing.
30:35It was great.
30:36Thanks.
30:37Bye.
30:39See you later.
30:40Come on.
30:41See you later.
30:42Come on.
30:43Oh, my God.
30:48Oh, my God.
30:51Day drinking has finished.
30:54Aw.
30:55I was going to suggest another little nightcap.
30:59Oh, I'm not serious.
31:00Come on, P.E.
31:01We've got so much to talk about.
31:02That was quite the revelation.
31:03Hmm.
31:04I knew, you know.
31:05Well, I'd seen them have visitors and I'd maybe glimpse something.
31:06You never told me that.
31:07Huh?
31:08I wasn't sure.
31:09Oh.
31:10Ah.
31:11Ah.
31:12I wasn't sure.
31:14Oh, man.
31:15That's funny.
31:20There's so much to talk about.
31:21That was quite the revelation.
31:23Hmm.
31:24I knew, you know.
31:25Well, I'd seen them have visitors and I'd maybe... glimpse something.
31:29I wasn't sure.
31:35It's funny, isn't it?
31:38We don't tell each other.
31:42Is it?
31:44We're pretty open.
31:46Oh, come on.
31:48Think about all the discussions we have never had.
31:50Like what?
31:55Have you ever fantasised about me and another woman at the same time?
31:59What?
32:02Right, you couldn't wait to ask Becca all these questions.
32:05Well, I was just fascinated.
32:08Yeah, clearly.
32:12Have you ever thought about acting and that fascination?
32:21Bloody hell, Evie, I don't know.
32:23Are you saying this is something you'd actually want to try?
32:29I don't know.
32:30I don't know.
32:31That's what's crazy is that I've never actually thought about it.
32:35We've never even talked about it in all these years.
32:38I guess I just never questioned it.
32:44Well, maybe we should start questioning it.
32:48What are you saying?
32:52I'm not enough for you.
32:55Of course you are.
32:56Okay.
32:59Well...
33:02What...
33:03What do you want?
33:05Like what...
33:07What are you...
33:09Fantasising about?
33:15Let's find out.
33:16That was a lot of fun.
33:39It was.
33:40I know you two well.
33:43What?
33:45Not guilty.
33:46Not with friends.
33:48God.
33:50You know what?
33:51I am so bored of the rules.
33:54We've gotten so suburban.
33:56We used to be wild and spontaneous and I miss that.
34:00I miss those freedoms.
34:02You know, she was all over you.
34:05Hmm.
34:06And I have a raging hard-on for a bookish intellectual type.
34:11Hmm.
34:13Bex.
34:14You had a rough time.
34:16Could be dangerous.
34:18In what way?
34:19Could get messy with friends.
34:21Well, I thought you'd live for a bit of danger.
34:24I'm serious.
34:26I like him.
34:27So do you.
34:29I don't jeopardise it.
34:30I'm not jeopardising anything.
34:32No, the rules are there for a reason.
34:34They work.
34:35So.
34:37Let's stick to him.
34:44Okay.
35:00Let's be the color.
35:03Okay.
35:04Let's move on.
35:06Okay.
35:12Heba like me.
35:22Yeah.
35:24Yeah.
35:25I should issue you a ticket.
35:46What for?
35:53Bin's causing obstruction.
35:55To whom?
35:58Other residents.
36:00Yeah, well I pick Lidler on this street every day to keep our neighbour...
36:04Bin's out and bin day only.
36:08Are you serious?
36:10Deadly.
36:15Okay.
36:17Oh, I know.
36:20Stop going to my wife's yoga classes and perving over her.
36:24How dare you.
36:29Nothing of the sort.
36:31I'm a happily married man.
36:33You got a sudden interest in yoga?
36:37I'm not allowed to try and stay fit.
36:42Is that a crime?
36:44This is a free country and I will go to whatever class I want.
36:48Is that alright?
36:49You fucking creep.
36:53You're a fucking creep.
36:54You're a fucking creep.
37:00That's all.
37:01Well, at least they're open this time.
37:03Only two reasons you run a business under effect now.
37:05Well, at least they're open this time.
37:15Only two reasons you run a business under effect now.
37:18Mmm.
37:19Either creaming off the profits, no money laundering.
37:23Exactly.
37:24Mm-hmm.
37:26What is with the security, then?
37:28And armed.
37:30Now that's legal.
37:31It's a timber yard, not a bank.
37:33Exactly.
37:35Uh, random question.
37:38Yeah?
37:39Do you know anyone in an open relationship?
37:44Um, yeah.
37:47Yeah, loads of my mates, actually, um, in fact, three of them are in a throuple.
37:54Meaning?
37:55What do you mean, meaning?
37:57You mean there's three of them, not two, Grandad.
38:00And how does that work?
38:02I don't bloody know, but apparently it does, so...
38:05Not your flight?
38:06Sorry.
38:07That was, um...
38:08That was very personal.
38:10No, no, it's...
38:11Look, I'm bi, but I'm also an old-fashioned saddo who only has room in her heart for one person
38:25at a time.
38:26There you go.
38:27There you go.
38:28It's just me.
38:29I didn't know you were, um...
38:32I mean, it's...
38:34It's cool.
38:35Obviously.
38:36Um...
38:37Okay.
38:38Well, um...
38:39Thank you for the blessing, Boomer.
38:40I feel really sexually validated right now.
38:41It's...
38:42Bloody hell.
38:43That's Spencer.
38:44Are those guys cops?
38:45No.
38:46No.
38:47No.
38:48No.
38:49No.
38:50No.
38:51No.
38:52No.
38:53No.
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39:00No.
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39:04No.
39:05No.
39:06No.
39:07No.
39:08No.
39:09No.
39:10I think we should drive it
39:23home.
39:24I wrote a thesis from, then.
39:28One of Robbie's lots, sort of.
39:30Ah.
39:32Look, fake number plates, the lot.
39:44Christ.
39:58Think of the money.
40:15High-grande each will be owned in no time.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:58I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:58What?
42:02I don't know.
42:04I don't know.
42:06I don't know.
42:08I don't know.
42:12I don't know.
42:14I don't know.
42:16I don't know.
42:18I don't know.
42:20I don't know.
42:22I don't know.
42:24I don't know.
42:26I don't know.
42:28I don't know.
42:30I don't know.
42:32I don't know.
42:34I don't know.
42:36I don't know.
42:38I don't know.
42:40I don't know.
42:42I don't know.
42:44I don't know.
42:46I don't know.
42:48I don't know.
42:50I don't know.
42:52I don't know.
42:54I don't know.
42:56I don't know.
42:58I don't know.
43:00I don't know.
43:02I don't know.
43:04I don't know.
43:06I don't know.
43:08I don't know.
43:10I don't know.
43:12I don't know.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:43Oh, my God.
44:13Oh, my God.
44:43Oh, my God.
45:13Oh, my God.
45:43Oh, my God.
46:13Oh, my God.
46:43Oh, my God.
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