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00:00Piper, have you seen slides anywhere?
00:09By the TV.
00:10Oh.
00:12Thank God I thought that I had lost some Jack would have killed me.
00:14Jack?
00:15The boss is sending two employees with the best presentation to New York for a conference,
00:19all expenses paid, and Jack and I are hoping that he picks us.
00:22Are you going to sleep with him?
00:23Piper, it is just a business trip, that is all.
00:26Mm-hmm.
00:28Who's the prize up for?
00:29Uh, Lisa Krieger's baby shower.
00:32I forgot.
00:33I know.
00:34So did Phoebe.
00:35But I'm making it from all of us.
00:37And what all is in here?
00:39Stuff, and I just knitted her a little baby blanket, that's all.
00:42You knit.
00:43I didn't know that you knit.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I even had some extra yarn left over, and I made her a little bear to match.
00:48Kind of cute, huh?
00:49Oh, hello.
00:51Hi.
00:51Oh, he's adorable.
00:53I guess this is really good practice for you, huh?
00:55What are you talking about?
00:57You, Dan, little Dan?
00:58Whoa, slow down.
01:00Dan is the one that has our relationship on the fast track, not me.
01:03But don't get me wrong, he's great.
01:05But that doesn't mean I'm ready to move in with him or anything else of that nature.
01:08You know, I just hate guys that aren't afraid to commit.
01:11They are so atypical.
01:12It's not funny, Prue.
01:13It's a problem.
01:14Piper, I don't really see what the problem is.
01:16I mean, you and Dan are great together, and you think that you love him, right?
01:20I think so.
01:21It's just every time I feel I'm ready to commit to him, I flash back to our little trip to the future and seeing me with Leo and the...
01:28Dan is here now, in the present.
01:30That's all that matters.
01:31I know.
01:33I know.
01:34But I'm not ready for a baby shower, either.
01:44Oh, come on, Morris.
01:46Opened your mind.
01:47This can so work.
01:48Look, Phoebe, it's not that I don't appreciate your offer.
01:51It's just my stock in this precinct is not exactly blue-chip.
01:54The last thing I need is for word to get out that I'm using a psychic to solve my cases.
01:59So no one needs to know.
02:00You just give me the evidence, I touch it, and if I get a flash, then we're in business.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:11I see blood.
02:15Flesh.
02:17You had the sausage for breakfast, didn't you?
02:18I hate sausage.
02:20Here's a little joke.
02:22All right, people, move along.
02:22We're good to see you here.
02:28Who would bring a baby to a police station?
02:30It was abandoned.
02:31Now, look, Phoebe.
02:31Abandoned?
02:32That's awful.
02:33That's why they call it a crime.
02:34Now, Phoebe...
02:35Now, they're really scaring him waving that rattle on his face like that.
02:39Excuse me, officer.
02:41Mind if I try that?
02:42Thanks.
02:44Thanks.
02:45We got to come in.
02:46It's nice.
02:47It's okay.
02:48It's okay, Matthew.
02:50There you go.
02:51You're okay.
02:53See, I told you I could help you.
02:56All babies need is love.
02:59Hi.
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01Big boy, huh?
03:03Huh?
03:13Phoebe, are you okay?
03:14I am the sun and the air.
03:30I am human and I need to be loved.
03:36Just like everybody else does.
03:41See, I'm already waiting to know.
03:50And all my hope is good.
03:54We've got to hold on to each other.
04:07Hold on to the trust.
04:12We have to hold on to each other.
04:14We have to be loved.
04:15All my friends.
04:16We've got to be loved.
04:17I'm already waiting to know.
04:18We can't we're all so much of that.
04:20We've got to be loved.
04:20We've got to be loved.
04:21We've got to be loved.
04:21We've got to be loved.
04:33We've got to be loved.
04:34so i can't figure out if the premonition was the future or the past but if it was the past it would
04:44make sense that they would abandon him to try to save him uh you know i'm i'm not really good
04:49with these things they're called babies and just do the rock and walk he loves the rock and walk
04:53are you sure it was a ghost yeah i think i know ghosts by now i just can't figure out why a mean
04:59ghost would want to hurt that cute little baby and how did you talk daryl into letting you take
05:04him home i just told him about the premonition only problem is he says we have 24 hours before
05:10social services starts asking questions so what are we supposed to do with him now raise him in the
05:14ways of witchcraft teach him how to fight ghosts okay maybe you should take him okay it's okay
05:21it's all right that's a good baby a very good little baby okay well you really are a natural at this
05:32yeah i can't wait to have a baby of my own someday i'm beginning to think dan fell in love with the
05:38the wrong sister nothing never mind
05:44do you like bears cookie yeah he doesn't like things being waved in his face obviously well let's do him
05:54okay this better be good because my new york trip is at stake
05:57we have a baby phoebe picked it up at the police station okay i i i thought that you were
06:06going to ask her about a job not a kid i was and i was trying but then this abandoned baby came in
06:12abandoned yes and an eddie bauer car seat and a blanket lined in silk
06:17oh no you guys i think he's finally falling asleep okay i don't get it if the parents could
06:23afford such expensive stuff then how come they couldn't keep the kid i don't think that's why
06:27he was abandoned oh no he's like a car alarm the smallest vibration just sets him off and there's
06:36nothing you can do to stop it she's got baby issues i know look okay phoebe had a vision of a
06:41ghost chasing the baby and a man carrying the baby probably his father daryl said i could stop by at lunch
06:46and he'd get a sketch artist to help me idea him good because the only way to find out why the ghost
06:50is after the baby is by finding out who he belongs to i better go what yeah i gotta get back to work
06:56just keep me posted whoa whoa wait you can't leave me here alone with him piper you're gonna be fine
07:02don't be afraid yeah just think of it as a test run i don't need a test run i remember when phoebe was
07:06a baby and it was hard on mom and endless and with you dropping her all the time what oh moving on
07:11what's the point the point is we need things like diapers and bottles and formula and a million
07:16other things i'll go shopping and i'm gonna go see morris you're gonna be fine okay just do the rock and
07:22walk okay you're gonna be fine
07:38oh
07:52jack hey what are you doing here getting my ass kicked by a five-year-old hey you little rug rat
08:04best two out of three come on so um how'd you find me your assistant told me that what she didn't
08:11tell me is what the hell you're doing here oh just a little bit of a family emergency and you needed
08:17diapers yes they're for my uh cousin my baby cousin matthew just staying with us a day or so and you'd
08:25be coming back to work when right after i dropped this stuff off and believe me there will be no more
08:30interruptions after today good just for a second there i thought maybe you'd change your mind about
08:35going to new york okay wait a second who's been working late for the past three nights to get our
08:40presentation done yeah well that's before i thought we had a chance to win
08:44so when you disappeared i figured that maybe you had second thoughts now i want to go to new york and
08:50believe me i would much rather be at work right now than trying to figure out whether to get
08:56aloe lined or or velcro tabbed or elastic leg cuff thingy diapers you wouldn't happen to know anything
09:05about diapers would you me no see that would involve knowing something about babies which i know
09:12absolutely zero now what i do know something about is the big apple specifically romantic restaurants
09:24hip clubs secret getaways okay presentations today at three plane leaves tomorrow at night
09:32i got a kid to catch you
09:46this is called the jiggle it gives the babies that nice form moving around in the womb feeling
09:51you're absolutely amazing i tried everything and nothing worked well it helps come from a big family
09:57once you master the jiggle you'll be able to do the uh wave
10:03want to give it a try no let's not mess with a good thing
10:06you're staring i like seeing you this way
10:19you have no idea how expensive having a baby is
10:22so i'll tell you 312.46 to be exact no way well your timing's perfect cousin matthew needs a change
10:31oh oh that is ripe what does this kid live on wheatgrass i can change him no no oh we got it
10:52all right i've got hyperallergenic wipes uh diaper rash cream and and super absorbent
10:58vipers what are we supposed to do with the wiper just toss it all right hey hey don't forget to clean
11:03up under his uh
11:09okay so um maybe only one of us should change him be my guest all right on the count of three you ready
11:16mm-hmm one two three boys will be boys
11:29oh it doesn't it doesn't fit doesn't fit uh probably the wrong size
11:34how was i supposed to know what size to get look uh i got it you got it oh oh how nice
11:44there we go how's that wow you're like macgyver with estrogen thanks i think actually cloth doctors
11:51are more environmentally friendly but harder to use there such a good boy oh yes he is all right if you
12:01want i can pick up the right sizes on the way home thanks that'd be great not a problem oh
12:08see you tonight hi uh what uh you know what is so weird what is that why are you giving him to me
12:16because because i gotta go that's twice i'm counting hi
12:22i think his brow should be a bit more arched and his hair a little lighter yeah that's better um
12:35and his nose is bigger wider
12:38so we looking for a murder suspect just do me a favor man there's no questions still need to know
12:43what to do with him when i'm done with the sketch anyway do i put it on the wire put out an apb or uh
12:48ship it to the psychic hotline oh wait wait that's it that's him are you sure positive all right
12:55print us up a copy run it through the database try to get us a name just do it
13:06gilbert van lewen you know him well i know the name his family has a huge art collection part of
13:11which they wanted to sell when his father mysteriously died last summer wait i just read
13:17somewhere that his brother died a couple of days ago too so it sounds like the ghost isn't just
13:22after baby matthew hey you want to meet me and morris down at the van lewen estate have a little chat
13:26with gilbert it would help to have an active power there just in case the ghost shows up
13:30sure he wants to go to new york anyway bye you thank you very much lunch is served
13:47alexander for god's sakes keep your voice down please where's matthew gilbert what did you do
13:51with him you have got to believe me i did this for his own good you can't just abandon our baby
13:56you can't just do that i had to he would have gotten to him tomorrow at the christening i know
14:00it that's when he strikes at the moment of greatest joy okay gilbert listen to me i know that you've
14:06been under a lot of strain because of what happened to your brother but this whole ghost thing has got
14:10to stop don't you understand it's crazy there's no such thing as a it's him gilbert you've got to get
14:18out of here now too late martha he's next no not again i have suffered enough please spare my last son
14:28if he brings the baby back perhaps never
14:33you're stuck here martha i won't let you leave until you have watched me kill every last
14:50male in your family
15:03hey what's going on apparently gilbert van lewin fell over the banister i think the medical exam is
15:08going to list the cost of death as accidental sure have been a lot of accidents around here lately
15:12yeah well welcome to homicide or matthew we don't know for sure that gilbert was his father well we
15:16have to find out for sure well hold it number one this isn't my crime scene number two you ain't
15:21cops remember darryl we cannot just walk away from this we have to find out whether this is matthew's
15:25home or not that's awesome thank you bear with me let me guess your psychic friends let me guess
15:35you want to be a meet-a-mate who called it him the victim's mother martha van lewin she's around the
15:41corner i'll do all the talking to mrs van lewin are we clear perfectly
15:52mrs van lewin i'm inspector morris i'm terribly sorry for your loss thank you i just have a couple
15:58of questions for you and your daughter-in-law well alexandra's off resting she's in a great deal
16:04of pain as you can imagine of course she's with her baby then no my grandson's staying at his aunt's
16:12in sonoma i'm sorry inspector i really don't feel like talking anymore i understand again my condolences
16:34uh no question about it they must love him dearly can't imagine how painful it must have been to let
16:42him go we probably shouldn't mention where the baby is in case casper's still around what are you
16:49doing in here oh hi uh sorry alexandra who are you uh i'm phoebe and this is my sister pru and we
16:59are uh grief counselors with the police department i don't need any counseling i just need to be
17:07alone uh we understand more than you know we can help you alexandra oh yeah can you bring back my
17:17husband no but maybe somebody else please leave just go okay isn't it anybody else's turn yet to
17:36i'm dying here it's just a bit longer piper i had no idea there was so much information about the van
17:39ruins on the internet yeah and jack pushed the presentation which means i've gone into morning
17:44to salvage it i don't understand why you just didn't come out and tell them we had matthew
17:48because we couldn't risk the ghost following us home and finding him all right we have to figure
17:51out how to vanquish the ghost yeah in less than 12 hours before daryl comes and takes him away
17:56only thing about ghosts is they always haunt for a specific reason and it's always
17:59personal so i know the van luwens know this ghost and i'm going to find you no i'm gonna find him okay
18:05time's up he's all yours oh come here okay i know it's okay baby it's okay why isn't he stopping
18:14stop stopping why isn't he stopping maybe it's a hungry cry maybe it's a sleepy cry if it was a
18:20sleepy cry won't need to fall asleep uh maybe it's a burping cry oh something tells me it's going to be a
18:30very long night i thought the baby slept a lot yeah obviously one of those lies they tell you so
18:42you'll want to get pregnant so much for being the natural hey everyone has their limits anything in
18:47dr spock nothing that we haven't already tried how's the search going not so good the van luwens are
18:53seriously loaded there could be hundreds of dead people that could be holding a grudge against them
18:57well why don't you just focus on the time of martha's husband's death i mean that was the first
19:02what did you do i didn't do anything we'll do something okay okay okay
19:06doesn't that fall under the personal game category oh who cares we're desperate and it's working
19:29oh my god he likes it that is so sweet
19:36no not again
19:47here this might be something the van luwen family chauffeur elias lundy disappeared suddenly just
19:52before martha's husband died well disappeared doesn't mean dead maybe it just means he took off
19:58well if he did he took off without anything he owned including his savings account and his car
20:03well it's definitely something that we should ask martha van luwen about yeah if she'll talk to us
20:07well if she ever wants to get her grandson back safe she will okay forget dr spock this is the only book
20:13we need the hook of shadows i don't think so well mom wrote spells in it right and with three girls there
20:18has to be something in here about you know how to do oh here it is oh sometimes a baby just has to cry
20:29thanks mom i don't understand why this is so hard we're women this should be in our dna
20:33okay oh i can't keep doing this all night
20:50oh
21:07what just wondering if you're too good to be true maybe someday you'll find out
21:11through personal experience all right I have to go to work thanks it was my
21:24pleasure it really is beautiful just like his cousin I've got to go to Martha
21:47Vanlo and Piper will you come with me yeah right behind you I think we forgot something what are
21:58we gonna do with him hey you ready to wow Caldwell well uh actually you get that through office
22:14supplies okay I had to bring him there was nowhere else to put him and I really think that we should
22:18talk to Caldwell about a daycare center I mean I'm not the only one with a child around here
22:22true unless you have a really big surprise for me you don't have a kid I know that but I'm going to
22:29one day oh hey it's okay he only likes this finger and it took me all night to figure that out but
22:41you should see me at diapering I'm really good at it okay you know this mothering instinct is
22:45really something but me I've got my own inner child and right now he's thinking about New York
22:49right um Jack I didn't really finish the presentation you know I figured you were probably still any
22:57family crisis especially after the 10th unanswered call so I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty
23:02of finishing the presentation myself anything to get you to New York you're the best he certainly
23:11is and since I need my best and brightest in New York I'm taking you out of the running Hallowell
23:16uh Mr. Caldwell you know I I finished the presentation based on her file I mean she had
23:22a family emergency she has a lot of those doesn't she we'll show your presentation to the client at noon
23:26yes we need to talk to you are you with the police no not really but we are here to help
23:56I don't understand does the name Elias Lindy mean anything to you Martha the funeral home called
24:03and they wanted to know if what are you doing here
24:06I'm here because we really need to talk to you and I think you know what about
24:12who are you people what do you want
24:15please tell me it's okay please come with us someplace safe where we can talk about this
24:27oh no
24:29where is the child no please don't tell him
24:38he didn't freeze why didn't he freeze what are you
24:44witches I've frozen ghosts before haven't I okay Piper now is not the time
24:48just unfreeze them so we could get them out of here
24:50bring me the child or she's dead
25:09looks like I'm not the only one stuck here
25:16you know you'd be a lot more comfortable at our place with your baby
25:27it's too much of a risk
25:30as much as I am dying to see him and to hold him
25:35I just can't
25:38I don't think the ghost can follow you or us I mean he couldn't chase us out of the house
25:42I don't think he could leave the house
25:44but you're not positive
25:44I mean you don't know that for sure do you
25:47I've seen what he can do
25:49I watched him kill my husband
25:51I won't watch him hurt my son
25:54it's okay
25:54everything's gonna be okay
25:56now what did your husband tell you about Elias Lundy
25:59he was um
26:02their chauffeur
26:04but he was obsessed with Martha
26:06even carved his and Martha's initials on the largest oak
26:10on the ground
26:10I've seen it
26:11but one day
26:13apparently his obsession got out of hand
26:15and Lundy attacked Martha
26:17my father-in-law lured him out to that same tree
26:20and shot him in the back
26:22buried him on the grounds
26:24covered it up
26:25well that would explain why he suddenly disappeared
26:28a week later my father-in-law mysteriously died
26:30at the house too
26:31and then Gilbert's brother
26:34his uncle
26:36and then
26:37they all just look like accidents
26:40you know bad luck
26:41Martha knew but she just couldn't convince anybody
26:43I don't understand why you stayed in that house
26:45why didn't Gilbert get you out of there
26:47until
26:48Gilbert's brother died
26:50he didn't believe the story either
26:52Martha tried to sell the house once
26:55but I guess Lundy
26:55wouldn't let her
26:56he wants her to suffer for what her husband did to him
26:59and he's not gonna quit until he gets Matthew too
27:02yeah
27:03well
27:04we won't quit until we get him
27:06now
27:08do you have any idea where on the grounds
27:10Lundy's body is buried
27:11supposedly
27:13by that tree
27:14under the initials
27:19whoa
27:19true
27:19great
27:20hey don't touch that dial
27:22I just came back from Caldwell's office
27:23I told him I couldn't have finished the presentation
27:25without the work you did
27:26and I couldn't do the job to his level of quality
27:28without my beautiful partner
27:30playing these in two hours
27:32sorry Squirt
27:33you only got two
27:34kids under two fly free
27:35afraid you were gonna say that
27:37you know what
27:38whatever
27:39I'm gang
27:40Jack
27:41that's sweet
27:42thank you so much for sticking out for me
27:44but I can't
27:45I gotta get home
27:45I'm sorry
27:47yeah
27:48me too
27:48yeah you two make a nice couple
27:51thanks
27:52Bruce on her way back
27:59that stuff could melt your nostrils
28:02yeah like all the diaper changing
28:03didn't melt them already
28:04okay
28:05some mandrake root
28:06you know
28:07I could have sworn
28:08that I'd be good at this whole baby thing
28:10I mean I love kids
28:11I'm giving
28:12I'm a good person
28:13Phoebe I don't think Matthew
28:14was rejecting you personally
28:15at least no more than the rest of us
28:17then why do I feel like such a failure
28:18every time I get close to a little guy
28:20he either opens his mouth
28:21or his bowels
28:22and call me kooky
28:23but that feels like rejection to me
28:25it takes a lot of time
28:26to figure out how to take care
28:27of babies properly
28:28it's a lot of work
28:29a lot more than I thought actually
28:31we should be grateful
28:33we have a little time off
28:34absolutely
28:35I miss him
28:37it is a little quiet around here
28:40okay let's just focus
28:41okay do you want to get the shovels
28:43uh shovels
28:44I thought we were vanquishing Lundy
28:45with a potion
28:45what do we need shovels for
28:46uh because the only way it works
28:48is if you spread it over his bones
28:50which happened to be buried
28:51we have to dig him up
28:52I'm afraid so
28:53uh is that it
28:55or is there some other disgusting detail
28:56you just waiting to spring on me
28:58no
28:58the only other way to vanquish him
29:00is to destroy the object
29:01of the curse
29:02which is Martha
29:02and we're supposed to save Martha
29:04so get the shovels
29:05oh
29:06hi Matthew
29:08how's the little man
29:09oh baby's home
29:11hi baby
29:12hey uh I'm home too
29:13okay guys are we ready
29:15yes we're ready
29:16um I really think someone
29:17should stay here with Matthew
29:18I'll stay
29:19I'll stay
29:20mmm
29:21except we finally all fell
29:22for the same guy
29:23hello
29:23hi baby
29:25what's he doing
29:27time's up ladies
29:31social services called
29:32they want to know where the baby is
29:33tell them he's with us
29:35three witches and a baby
29:36I don't think that's gonna fly
29:37but you can't take him now
29:39I mean we're this close to vanquishing
29:40I don't want to hear
29:41another ghost story
29:42in the real world
29:43that baby was abandoned
29:44which means if I don't account
29:45for him
29:46I could lose my shield
29:47not if you can offer
29:48a plausible explanation right
29:50I mean what if he was kidnapped
29:53and then abandoned
29:54you would be a hero
29:56you would be the one
29:57reuniting him with his mom
29:58look just um
30:02hold off for a few hours
30:05okay
30:05if we're not back
30:06then do what you have to do
30:07and um
30:08here
30:09take this
30:10he really likes it
30:11and uh
30:12don't weave things in his face
30:13cause he doesn't want it like that
30:14but he does like the jiggle
30:15do you know the jiggle
30:15what's I know the jiggle
30:16I'm a father
30:17okay
30:18and if he starts to cry
30:19just hold him really close
30:19cause it comforts him
30:20okay
30:22okay
30:22uh
30:24Peru you're not gonna wear that
30:25are you
30:26didn't think so
30:27we'll meet you in the car
30:28alright
30:28you can't keep hiding from me Martha
30:38I'll always find you
30:41you can punish me or you like Elias
30:46it doesn't matter
30:47I don't know where Matthew is
30:48and even if I did
30:49I wouldn't tell you
30:50did you say where the oak tree was
30:59I assume around back
31:00okay
31:01you two go dig him up
31:02and I'll protect Martha
31:02for as long as I can
31:03alright
31:04Peru
31:16over here
31:17this has gotta be it
31:28okay hold this
31:30uh
31:31I think I have much quicker
31:34way of doing that
31:35oh yeah you do
31:36don't you
31:37okay
31:37alright
31:40you ready
31:41uh huh
31:41hello Elias
31:53there are many things worse than death Martha
32:02you taught me that
32:05I can't keep doing this
32:09for you
32:10I don't think so
32:13bring me the child
32:16and I'll spare you
32:19actually I think it's a little late for that
32:21my wounds
32:29my grave
32:31all right
32:36here it goes
32:37you can't vanquish me without my bones
32:49can you
32:50oops
32:51busted
32:51run
32:52Piper where are you
33:09upstairs
33:10have you seen Lundy
33:14what do you mean
33:16didn't you vanquish him
33:17uh
33:17no and it doesn't look like we'll ever be able to
33:20he's hidden his bones someplace that we'll never be able to find them
33:25then you have to get out of here now
33:26no we're not leaving you
33:27you haven't got a choice if there's no other way to stop him
33:30it's not an option
33:35agreed
33:35what
33:36what is it I think I have a right to know
33:40it's just that
33:42there is one other way
33:44to vanquish a ghost
33:45and that's to destroy the object
33:47of its wrath
33:48meaning
33:50me
33:51are you saying that if I die
33:55he dies too
33:56no
33:56our job is to protect the innocent
33:58and that would be you
33:59no
34:01it isn't
34:02it wasn't my husband
34:05who shot Elias in the back
34:07it was me
34:07he wanted me for himself
34:11he said he was going to kill my husband
34:13yet I did
34:14didn't I
34:16how could you Martha
34:18I loved you
34:20I didn't love you
34:23they can't protect you forever
34:26you're absolutely right
34:28but I can protect Matthew
34:31no
34:33no
34:34no
34:36Martha
34:51what have you done
34:54killed us both
34:55go to hell
34:58Elias
34:59what do we do
35:18don't do anything
35:19this is where I belong
35:21this is the only way to save my grandchild
35:24thank you for protecting him
35:26and a man so electricly charged up
35:39your magic reaction
35:40erratically means you
35:43fanatically you can't
35:45do me magic
35:45it's your life
35:47that I do
35:48baby I love you
35:52baby I love you
35:56baby I love you
35:57do you love me too
36:01baby I love you
36:06here we wanted you to have this
36:18um but we couldn't get all the throw up off of it
36:21oh it's okay
36:22you're all so sweet
36:25how can I thank you
36:26oh just let us babysit every once in a while
36:28just take good care of him
36:30bye honey
36:32I know
36:34bye
36:35hey where'd they go
36:36bye
36:38okay so how many kids do you think are going to have someday
36:56I'd say five
36:57more at least six
36:58ow
36:59what makes you say that
37:01well please phoebes you were born to be a man
37:03no doubt about it
37:04yeah you think
37:05I hope so
37:06I miss that little guy already
37:08although being a circuit mom for the last 24 hours has taught me to have a long way to go before I'm ready for it full time
37:14I gotta get my life together first
37:15yeah
37:16find a guy maybe
37:18that would probably help huh
37:19unlike Piper's guy who is like Mr. Mom
37:23yeah dad was really great with Matthew wasn't he
37:25more like a godsend
37:27yeah I think that's what scares me
37:28he's like flawless
37:30he's great at everything
37:31he's great looking
37:32he's fun
37:32he's great with babies
37:33but
37:34but
37:35I don't know he's just a little too perfect
37:38I feel a little imperfect around him
37:40well maybe that's why you were uncomfortable with Matthew
37:42maybe because of Dan you were resisting your own maternal instincts
37:45where did that come from
37:46it's Cosmo
37:47where else
37:48oh look over there there's Jack
37:51Jack
37:53yeah Jack
37:54Jack who
37:55hey
37:59why aren't you in New York
38:01I didn't want to go without my partner
38:03I don't want you to think this gesture of mine is in any way a sign of evolving maturity
38:07in case having your cousin Matthew around give you any ideas
38:10you know the only idea that I have is that
38:13one day maybe sooner maybe later
38:14I'm gonna make a great mom
38:16and you know hopefully I'll find the right guy
38:19well then I think you should know that being as I'm still a kid myself
38:24I don't think I'd be doing anyone any favors by pretending to be the right guy
38:28well I didn't say I was looking for the right guys tonight
38:31you'll do
38:32let's go
38:32dance
38:33dance
38:34dance
38:35dance
38:35dance