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00:00Hi! Hello, brief is my name. Oh, by day I'm a student in Datton City High School, and I'm a geek boy through and through. A loser on the bottom rung of my school.
00:13But my pathetic life changed when two transfer students suddenly showed up. Their names were Panty and Stocky, the Fallen Angel Sisters.
00:22They were sent from heaven to defeat the ghosts terrorizing our city. These girls are here to keep peace on Earth.
00:29You'll usually find Panty and Stocky bummin' around the Cemetery Hills Church, where Father Garterbilt lives.
00:35They may be angels, but they're Fallen Angels! Grade A bitches! Filthy, unhinged, and off the rails!
00:41These girls are the real deal! Ultra, Mega, Hyper, Superhero bitches!
00:46Then one day, another two transfer students showed up, sent from hell to meddle with Panty and Stocky.
00:52Stanty and Nisox, the Daemon Sisters. Get a load of their horns! Pretty terrifying, huh?
00:58And as if things weren't already crazy enough around here, their evil boss, Corset, wants to open the gates of hell right here in Datton City
01:04and launch an attack on heaven with a huge cock-shaped ghost! I mean, quite literally, what the hell?!
01:10And believe it or not, things between me and Panty were finally heating up!
01:13But then her friggin' hymen regenerated, and she was no longer the bitch we all knew and loved!
01:17And wouldn't you know it? My dick ended up being the key for the gates of hell!
01:21Huh?! Absolute chaos! Total madness!
01:24But somehow, with a little health from Panty and Stocky's mom, we still managed to save the world!
01:29Thankfully, peace returned, and everything was back to normal again.
01:32Well, or so I thought.
01:34I'm sorry. I am actually a demon.
01:46I'm leaving all 666 pieces of Panty along the path! Come to Odin City if you want to gather them all up!
01:56Panty is dead. You mean I gotta live the rest of my life without her? Without my Panty? Forever?
02:14Farewell, sweet Panty. Goodbye, my... angel bitch!
02:26I've lost track of how long it's been since... my Panty died.
02:37But ever since, there's been a gaping hole in my heart.
02:41And absolutely nothing has been able to fill that void.
02:45What should I do, Panty?
02:49Brief, what's gotten into you? Seems like you've been sitting there well, for an eternity just contemplating the whole goddamn universe.
02:58But then again... when I think about how long it's actually been since Panty was cut into 666 pieces...
03:06I realize that it's only... oh... yeah!
03:11Five minutes!
03:12Five minutes?! Five minutes?!
03:14You heard it right! It's only been five motherfucking minutes!
03:17So don't you dare go throw it in the goddamn town just yet!
03:20Brief, listen the fuck up. Panty's an angel, right?
03:23Look, this right here is a freshly diced piece of our pussified Panty.
03:26If we slap this shit back together fast enough, bam! She just... might come back.
03:31Holy shit, you're right! Good idea! I'm with you, Garterbells! Let's try it out!
03:35Hm? Hm. All right then, roll out!
03:39Brief and Chuck with...
03:41Chaka!
03:42Garterbells!
03:46All right, listen the hell up!
03:48Let's go gather up all 666 pieces of fucking Panty and bring that sweet angelic ass back to life!
03:54But hold up! To pull this shit off, we're gonna need your demonic assistance, goddamnit!
03:58Huh?! Why is this our problem now?!
04:00That's enough!
04:01Quit bitching to get in the fucking car!
04:03But wait, we don't have anything to do with this!
04:06Panty!
04:08Cora says evil schemes ain't over yet!
04:10While the angels are gone, we're the only ones left who can save God City!
04:15Let's fucking move!
04:17Brief and Chuck with... Garterbells!
04:21Also featuring the Daemon Sisters!
04:24Let's go, motherfuckers!
04:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:28My, my, my! Who knew it would be so easy?
04:32Ha ha ha ha!
04:33Let's break it down for all the bad boys and girls watching from home, shall we?
04:37How to change angels into demons 101!
04:40I am the demon corset and because of those slut nuggets, panty and stocking...
04:44I was reduced to this pathetic mini corset here!
04:47Fortunately, we demons know how to turn a negative into a positive!
04:51So I have a plan to release a micro corset like so!
04:54From the tip of my mini corset head!
04:56Small enough to sneak into that dim-witted angel's ears!
04:59Unnoticed!
05:00And whispers straight into her ear from the cheese!
05:03Unsecret!
05:04And I'll keep whispering and whispering and whispering until...
05:07Voila! Success!
05:09I am a demon!
05:11I am a demon!
05:12I am a demon!
05:13I am a demon!
05:14I am a demon!
05:15I am a demon!
05:16Fuck it!
05:17You!
05:18I'm sorry.
05:19I am actually a demon.
05:21And this!
05:22Is how you brainwash an angel into becoming a demon!
05:25This plan is marvellously easy to execute because lucky for me, angels are incredibly weak-minded and gullible!
05:31And now that I've gotten that fuck-nut of an angel out of my way, I can finally open the second gate to hell in Oten City!
05:38Oh, before I forget, I should check that the transformation is complete!
05:43I wouldn't want her turning back into an angel now, would I?
05:46yeah.
05:47I am a demon.
05:48I am a demon!
05:49I am a demon!
05:50Jacques supersminded...
05:512 002 vivier.
05:52I am a demon!
05:53Demon, I am blue!
05:56Demon! I am the demon!
06:04No, no, no, wait, wait, oh my god!
06:07Her demonization has turned her into an unstoppable juggernaut!
06:11How? She's mightier than Hercules!
06:15Wait a minute, I have another idea!
06:17If I can harness that power, maybe I don't have to go to Ocean City
06:20to unlock the door with that cocky boy!
06:23Pleas B, Pleas B, yes sir!
06:26That's great, I won't eat this trash anymore!
06:29Hey there, Stocky, you big beautiful bitch!
06:32I'm going to use some of that power of yours to wrench over the gates of hell again!
06:46What in a giant-ass ghost is that?
06:48I don't know, but it's got a halo!
06:49Wait, look close, that's Stocky!
06:51How'd she get turned into a ghost?
06:53It must have been Corset because evil mind control!
06:57Mind control is a demon's specialty!
06:59Mind control? You mean it's all in her head?
07:01She's not actually a demon!
07:03Apparently not!
07:04Look!
07:05The angelic and demonic forces inside Stockyn are colliding with each other!
07:09The collisions are releasing so much energy that the gates of hell are trembling on their hinges!
07:13Shit's not looking good!
07:15If this keeps up, Datton City is proof!
07:17We've got to save Stockyn before that happens!
07:19Hold on, Green!
07:20We can't do everything at once!
07:21Ah!
07:22Get a time like this!
07:23I really wish Pansy was here!
07:24Boy, oh boy!
07:25Finally some peace at last!
07:27Huh?
07:28Hey, what the?
07:29Hmm?
07:30What is that thing?
07:31It's not that nearby!
07:33Hot damn!
07:34It's a state of emergency, folks!
07:36Just when we thought Datton City was back to normal, a gigantic ghost appeared!
07:40What do you think of a Datton City now?
07:42Onward!
07:43I can see the gate straight ahead!
07:45Hey!
07:46Why are you turning?
07:48What do you think you're doing?
07:50That's not taken to skyscraper!
07:52You're as blind as you are dumb!
07:55Shut up!
07:56That's not Chuck Man!
07:58What the fuck is this?
07:59The monster's apparently eating the building for dessert!
08:01But why?
08:02Are they really that delicious?
08:03Thanks, not for me!
08:04Listen to me, you stupid sugar whore!
08:07That does it!
08:08Microcorset number three!
08:09Ramp up the mind control now!
08:12Oh, shit!
08:13He says to ramp it up!
08:15Man, what a pain!
08:19What is that thing?
08:22It's a finger!
08:23A finger!
08:25What happened?
08:26My mind controlling microcorset minions were no match!
08:30For these angels' gargantuan appetite!
08:33This calls for a plan C!
08:34Or is it plan D?
08:35It might be plan E!
08:40What the?
08:41Well, this might be okay too?
08:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
08:44What the fuck is this?
08:45Huh?
08:46Hold tight, standing!
08:47We're gonna bring Daisy back to life and save you two!
08:50Ah, no team!
08:51Here comes those troublemaking angels again!
08:54Or rather, I should say, the four leftovers, you know?
08:57And just what exactly do they think they're doing now?
09:01Alright, spread that shit out right above her head
09:03where the angelic and demonic powers are colliding!
09:05This is the perfect place for a ritual beyond the comprehension of more-
09:10What the shit, folks?
09:11What is that?
09:12Are they playing some kind of board game on the ghost's head?
09:15Fucking nerds!
09:16Just slaying about!
09:18Denising to Nazi-productive members of society!
09:21After a period in which every minute felt like an eternity,
09:24the time has come for Panty's soul to return to the 666 pieces of her marvelous angelic flesh!
09:30Wow!
09:31These pieces are coming together into the shape of a girl!
09:33Right!
09:35Oh, yeah, bitch!
09:36Behold that shit!
09:37A perfect angel bitch sent from the heavens above!
09:40Panty!
09:42Mercy, I'm shy.
09:43Don't stare at me!
09:44Panty!
09:45Goodness!
09:46My outfit's so, uh, revealing!
09:48Smeetungs, am I-
09:49Crazy or?
09:50Didn't she used to be a totally immoral, inseparably arrogant bitch?
09:53But seeing her like this is somehow worse.
09:55Panty!
09:56What happened to you, Panty?
09:58You're such a bitchy free spirit!
09:59And you had the mouth to match!
10:00Fuck this, fuck that!
10:01You were born to say fuck!
10:02Heavens no, that's so crude!
10:03I wouldn't even think of it!
10:04Eww!
10:05Where has my Panty gone?
10:06The Panty I loved was more of a-
10:08A bitch?
10:09So is that it?
10:10You're implying that it's better for her to be a bitch just in order to please you?
10:12Wait, wouldn't that be objectification, not love?
10:13No, no shame his desires.
10:14It's natural to like what you're saying.
10:15I'm not going to be a bitch.
10:16I'm not going to be a bitch.
10:17I'm not going to be a bitch.
10:18I'm not going to be a bitch.
10:19I'm not going to be a bitch.
10:20You're implying that it's better for her to be a bitch just in order to please you?
10:23Wait, wouldn't that be objectification, not love?
10:25No, no shame his desires.
10:27It's natural to like what you like.
10:28You know?
10:29Woman, men, panties, bitches.
10:30What exactly is a bitch anyways?
10:32Who decides?
10:33Shouldn't she?
10:34Who am I to push my ideals onto Panty?
10:35What type of jerk does that to a girl he loves?
10:38Admit it.
10:39You're not a geek masochist.
10:40You're a geek sadist in disguise!
10:42No!
10:43Not true!
10:44Is it Panty I liked, or just a bitchy persona?
10:47Whoa!
10:48What the fuck is going for today?!
10:50God damn it!
10:51We missed something crucial!
10:52Not only can we finally fuck up Panty's resurrection ritual, we fucked up the world!
10:56I am really starting to lose my patience with the sheer incompetence of these humans!
11:00We should blow them all up to the same size!
11:02That would be a delightful spectacle!
11:04Turn them all into ogres, then sit back and let them duke it out!
11:07And we're in luck!
11:08Hell's delivery app has the perfect product for such an occasion!
11:11Look at that!
11:12Satan's trademark instant leviathan lotion!
11:14Quality guaranteed!
11:16Perfect!
11:17Order the value back!
11:18You got it!
11:19Just one click and we're good to go!
11:21Instant delivery!
11:23That package is definitely cursed!
11:26Some really shady ass markings, but it's our only option now!
11:29What's the matter, girl?
11:30Afraid of a little fun?
11:31Let go of me, fucking creep!
11:32Victory!
11:33Victory!
11:34That's right!
11:35Panty is Panty!
11:36No matter how you change!
11:37I love you, Panty!
11:38And I will always love you!
11:39You're huge!
11:40You're giant!
11:41You're enormous!
11:42You're...
11:43V-V-V-V-V-GINORMOUS!
11:44That's too much for me!
11:45I tried to convince myself, but it's just not meant to be!
11:46You're huge!
11:47You're giant!
11:48You're enormous!
11:49You're...
11:50V-V-V-GINORMOUS!
11:51That's too much for me!
11:52I tried to convince myself, but it's just not meant to be!
11:54Salvatore, body shaming a lady like that!
11:55Get with the times, you misogynist!
11:56I'm lying to myself, though!
11:59That's too much for me!
12:01It's just not meant to be!
12:01I'm not going to Die, but what did I do?
12:03I made it!
12:04I've got nothing to do!
12:05We're not going to die!
12:05A-GINORMUS!
12:07That's too much for me.
12:09I tried to convince myself, but it's just not meant to be.
12:13Salvatest! Body-shaming a lady like that!
12:15Get with the times, you misogynist!
12:17I'm lying to myself, though. I can't help it, okay?
12:21Stop filming! The giantess is going, Commando! We can't air this!
12:25Commando, where?!
12:27Sweet lord! A panty-less panty!
12:29Absolutely nothing whatsoever!
12:32Hmph. That's it. I know what went wrong.
12:34What do you mean? Chuck, did you put on some weight, buddy?
12:38What did you eat that made you so big and so, I don't know, so angular?
12:42From the looks of it, when we resurrected panty,
12:44we only had 665 of the 666 pieces to complete her.
12:49You mean we were missing a piece?
12:51Yeah, precisely. And that missing piece was the most important piece.
12:54It's like the cornerstone of panty.
12:56Hmph. Chuck!
12:57Well, I'll be damned! This here's the piece!
13:00Whoa, this is panty's, um...
13:02It's hot!
13:04That's it, all right. None other than...
13:06Daisy's molten hot core!
13:08The volcanic vagina of the burning hot age will pitch herself!
13:12Hell, vagina!
13:14Whoa, why do we make her so huge?!
13:16How are we ever supposed to get it up there? It's way too high!
13:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! There's only one way!
13:24Ready!
13:26Wa-soi!
13:27Wa-soi!
13:28Wa-soi!
13:29Wa-soi!
13:30Wa-soi!
13:31A magical yoni of this magnitude will require the proper ritual, dammit!
13:34Shit, fortunately I know just the one.
13:36There's an old motherfucking ceremony in the eastern city of Riverside,
13:39in which a giant phallus is carried off and offered to all the gods.
13:42Hey, what are you doing, daemon sisters?!
13:45Corset?!
13:46How dare you?!
13:47Yeah, some nerd!
13:49Whose fault do you think this is?!
13:51Sister, I dare say it's from Corset's defeat by those insufferable angels!
13:54Enough!
13:55This is no time to bicker!
13:57Soon Hell's Gate is going to be destroyed and the rest of the city along with it!
14:02You're right about that, you punk-ass demons!
14:04We best we call a truth for now and focus on delivering this magical pussy, Mikoshi!
14:09Onward, humans!
14:11Faster!
14:12Harder!
14:13Wa-soi!
14:14You two demons, wa-soi!
14:15Wa-soi!
14:16Wa-soi!
14:17Wa-soi!
14:18Wa-soi!
14:19Wa-soi!
14:20Wa-soi!
14:21Wa-soi!
14:22Wa-soi!
14:23Wa-soi!
14:24Wa-soi!
14:25Wa-soi!
14:26Wa-soi!
14:27Wa-soi!
14:28Wa-soi!
14:29Wa-soi!
14:32Wa-soi!
14:33Wa-soi!
14:34Wa-soi!
14:35Wa-soi!
14:36Wa-soi!
14:37Wa-soi!
14:38Wa-soi!
14:39Wa-soi!
14:40Wa-soi!
14:41Sit!
14:42Gardner!
14:43Everyone!
14:44This jet's dead!
14:45A conveyor belt of crispy corpses!
14:47Panty, I won't, I won't, I won't give up on you.
14:59Not now, not like this.
15:07Panty.
15:11Panty.
15:17Panty!
15:23P-p-p-p-p-p-p-panty!
15:28Take this!
15:36Whoa, that's postacular!
15:38Yeah, Nukes! Her cooch is shiny!
15:40Fly away now, fly away now, fly away!
15:47Oppo-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p.
15:53Found of those lost between heaven and earth, may there's shimmers from the guidance that these holy, tender skin categories.
16:01Panty!
16:02That's more like it!
16:04There's a panty I love!
16:05Sadie!
16:06Ah, ah, ah, shit!
16:09Hey!
16:09Come on!
16:10Your stagnation intervenes
16:12You're the only one who can save her!
16:13And return to heaven and peace!
16:15Stop fucking!
16:17Repent, bitch!
16:22Sucking your fucking death!
16:24Stay away!
16:25Ah!
16:29You fucking bitch!
16:31How dare you cut me off!
16:34Into six hundred and fifty-six pieces!
16:46Now it's my turn!
16:48You like that bitch?
16:50To retrofit you with six hundred and fifty-six, you airbag!
16:55Ah!
16:59What are you doing, Banshee?
17:01This is no time to be fighting!
17:03Nooo!
17:04Looks like the Cosmic Cage match between the world's greatest bitches has finally started!
17:08Don't use my clothing!
17:10I'm asking!
17:10I'm asking!
17:12It ain't lookin' good!
17:13If this keeps up, Dotton City and the whole goddamn world is doomed!
17:17What should we do?!
17:18What should we do?!
17:19What should we do?!
17:20Can you please?
17:21Please, not eat the flan!
17:23The flan!
17:23That I was looking forward to eating!
17:26After my morning back!
17:34Oh fuck off!
17:37Forget your flan!
17:39Where's my favorite vibrator?!
17:41You fucked up this ill-dation and left it all slimy!
17:47You boner-killing bitch!
17:50Bitch!
17:52Look who's talking, bitch!
17:54How about you paying me back?
17:56Those five dollars I lent you!
17:58Ya fuckin' bum!
17:59Quit looking out of her petty-cracky-cheek bitch!
18:02You calling me a bitch doesn't mean me the bitch bitch!
18:05It just makes you kill the fucker bitch!
18:07Talking!
18:08You!
18:09Ultra!
18:10Super!
18:12Mega!
18:13Ah!
18:17Oh Mandy!
18:17No fuck!
18:18You're going to kill Saki!
18:24You're lying too fake!
18:28Get a bitch!
18:31You dirty back-debbing terror bitch!
18:37You're fucking hiding like the sibling cavern you are, come out!
18:39Here you are, come out, stalking!
18:43Honestly, you're being such a brat right now, auntie!
18:50Don't push your fucking luck, stalking!
18:53Your mama's got it out, isn't it?
18:55Well, at least you don't have your mom's beer belly!
18:58Or your problem's dead!
19:00At least my face is symmetrical and my hair doesn't look like a trashy wig!
19:04Feast your eyes, Brie. This is bitchery at its finest.
19:07Yeah, this is what I'm frickin' talkin' about!
19:09That there is the PC I love!
19:12Seems like the medication is wearing off.
19:14You're alive!
19:15Reckos, how can I sleep with all these profanities flying around?
19:18It's like a tornado.
19:29Quit messing around already, you petty-ass angel bitches!
19:31It's time to go motherfucking home!
19:34But Carter!
19:36Listen, Carter! Panic! Keep pulling my hair! It's not me! It's her!
19:39Hair!
19:40What's wrong with pulling your hair? I thought you liked it, you dirty little...
19:47Shit!
19:48I'm late! Totally forgot I had a bungee sex date with my fuck buddy at the high end on 4th Street!
19:54Oops, I gotta run! I've got plans for a 4K Revival Dolby Virgin 4DX cheer screening of Guts of a Ghost!
19:59Carter, I'm skipping dinner tonight.
20:01Me too.
20:03Oh, stalking! I'm driving by the theater. Want a ride?
20:06That'd be a big help, thanks so much!
20:08We'll be starting soon, so step on it!
20:11Go, chief group, go!
20:16Man, oh man, I've had enough of this!
20:18It looks like a good time to bounce!
20:21Dear sister, after all that has transpired, I fear that, alas, there's nowhere for us to return.
20:26Yeah, we got caught up and helped out some angels, now we're stranded here.
20:30You need a place?
20:32Listen, demons. Come over to our pad, okay?
20:36Time to sneak back into hell and devise a new plan!
20:38Hey, you're going to the house. Do y'all wanna ride?
20:44Yeah, cause it's on our way.
20:48Um, you really don't mind?
20:50We all carry the same lakosa, so that means we're as good as family.
20:54No one gets left behind.
20:56You, get in the car!
20:57Huh? I can catch you?
21:02I gotta feelin' things are gonna get pretty wild!
21:06That was almost a gonner!
21:10I could really go where I'm on Jayaki right about now.
21:15The angels have finally returned to Dotton City, and brought the Daemon Sisters with them.
21:21In the city between gods and demons, that we sing out the names of those angels
21:25who with their heavenly light extinguish their evil spirits infesting our streets.
21:30Panty and Stockings!
21:32Panty and Stockings!
21:35Panty and Stockings!
21:37Panty and Stockings!
21:42Panty and Stockings!
21:44Homecoming!
21:55Panty and Stockings!
22:04I woke up, here with the same ring there!
22:09Jumped into this, there's no exit, yeah.
22:14And it's once I make it fall apart
22:18But that's the beat
22:19The groove is in my heart
22:22I'm a static
22:22I wear it like a crown
22:25I crash up on a laugh out loud
22:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:29I'm reckless
22:30Yeah, I know it's true
22:33But it's a madness
22:34That gets me through
22:37I'm hopeless at them
22:39Just for me
22:40I promise all
22:42Yeah, yeah
22:44They say they know me
22:46But that's the old me
22:48Used to control me
22:50But now they moldy
22:52Yup, committed and I did it
22:54And you label me a menace and a villain
22:55Cause you can't get with it
22:56Hate my presence, hate my business
22:58Got no feeling, good with it
23:00I'm reckless
23:02Yeah, I know it's true
23:04But it's a madness
23:05That gets me through
23:08I'm hopeless at them
23:10Just for me
23:12I promise all
23:13Yeah, yeah, yeah
23:17Yes
23:24All the necessary arrangements have been made
23:28No, there is no cause for concern
23:31Just go ahead and leave everything up to me
23:33All under control
23:34Of course, my king of hell
23:36To be continued
23:38To be continued
23:41To be continued
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