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MILF 2010 Comedy-Drama Movie
"MILF" is a 2010 French-Belgian comedy-drama film written and directed by Fred Louf. The movie follows three teenage friends, Becca, Camilla, and Raphaël, who become infatuated with Raphaël's mother, Sonia, and her MILF (Mothers I'd Like to...) group of friends.
The story revolves around the teenagers' misadventures as they try to navigate their relationships with Sonia and her friends. The film explores themes of adolescence, identity, and the complexities of adult relationships.
Cast: Caroline Ducey as Sonia
Lola Naymark as Becca
Lucie Bourdeu as Camilla
Adrien de Van as Raphaël
Marie Kremer as Rachel
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Release Date: August 18, 2010 (France)
Runtime: 84 minutes
Genre: Comedy, Drama
"MILF" is a 2010 French-Belgian comedy-drama film written and directed by Fred Louf. The movie follows three teenage friends, Becca, Camilla, and Raphaël, who become infatuated with Raphaël's mother, Sonia, and her MILF (Mothers I'd Like to...) group of friends.
The story revolves around the teenagers' misadventures as they try to navigate their relationships with Sonia and her friends. The film explores themes of adolescence, identity, and the complexities of adult relationships.
Cast: Caroline Ducey as Sonia
Lola Naymark as Becca
Lucie Bourdeu as Camilla
Adrien de Van as Raphaël
Marie Kremer as Rachel
#MILF2010, #ComedyDrama, #FrenchFilm, #BelgianFilm, #ComingOfAg, #movies, #film, #movie, #cinema, #films, #hollywood, #actor, #s, #love, #art, #cinematography, #netflix, #horror, #actress, #moviescenes, #music, #filmmaking, #cinephile, #tv, #horrormovies, #bollywood, #comedy, #movienight, #photography, #cine, #instagood, #instagram, #director, #moviereview, #drama, #AdultMovies, #RomanceMovies, #SexMovies, #XXX, #XX,
Release Date: August 18, 2010 (France)
Runtime: 84 minutes
Genre: Comedy, Drama
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00:01:06You getting a good look up there?
00:01:08What?
00:01:10You were checking out my ass.
00:01:12Uh... I wasn't...
00:01:14You're in my econ class, right?
00:01:16I'm gonna tell everyone what a creep you are.
00:01:20No.
00:01:22Dick?
00:01:23No.
00:01:24No.
00:01:25No, I...
00:01:26What the heck is wrong with you?
00:01:28Oh, dickhead!
00:01:30Well...
00:01:32What's up, dickface?
00:01:34How come I'm headed into econ class?
00:01:36I'm telling you, blow it off, you big nerds.
00:01:38Spend the afternoon with me and Lori.
00:01:40Lori's my mom.
00:01:41Dude, I can't miss econ again.
00:01:42That's the only professor I have that takes attendance.
00:01:44Dude, stop calling my mom Lori.
00:01:46Relax.
00:01:47I'm almost there.
00:01:48She's single.
00:01:49I'm allowed.
00:01:50That's my mom.
00:02:03What?
00:02:04We're in college now.
00:02:05I am now officially one-year-older than she was when she birthed you.
00:02:09You...
00:02:10Don't call adults you've known your entire life by their first name.
00:02:13It's that lack of sophistication that's keeping you from the middle of your age.
00:02:16Why does that take care of them by their current age?
00:02:18lack of sophistication that's keeping you from getting laid brandon look dude i'm headed into
00:02:23econ class now just go get the booze and don't talk to look to my mom please anthony i'm asking
00:02:28just focus man we need to get the booze for tonight's party okay i am here i will tell
00:02:34laura you said hello yes and i'll talk to you later later hey look hi anthony this is murphy
00:02:52where's brandon uh brandon is at econ class and he wanted me to pick up a few things in the garage
00:03:01yeah come in okay cool that hurts your mom i i heard what happened is she all right
00:03:14oh yeah yeah she's fine she's cool she just uh she just moved into her new place and um
00:03:21she's just enjoying her new freedom i bet well i uh i'm gonna be seeing holly tonight
00:03:28she just needs to get over that loneliness that's all
00:03:43yeah you know where the garage is
00:03:58so
00:04:12I'm taking off, Mrs. Murphy.
00:04:32Oh, my... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:04:35My towel.
00:04:38Mrs. Murphy.
00:04:42Where is he?
00:05:08Party started ages ago.
00:05:09I don't know. He should be back by now, though.
00:05:12He sucks. We can't dominate this game properly with three of us.
00:05:15Yeah, well, if we have beer, we can gain access to the party.
00:05:18We gain access to the party, we gain access to the policy.
00:05:21Hey, call that right. Right now.
00:05:25Oh, no.
00:05:26What you guys are going to get any worth this party?
00:05:28Yeah, what?
00:05:28Turn it far.
00:05:29Oh!
00:05:29Come on.
00:05:30Oh, whatever.
00:05:32Ross and I here read a book the other day.
00:05:34Oh, yeah, it was pretty good stuff.
00:05:35It was called The Mystery Method.
00:05:37We are going to get laid tonight, that's for sure.
00:05:40Hey, skinny in the window.
00:05:41Take him out.
00:05:41In the right.
00:05:42Mystery Method.
00:05:44Does it work?
00:05:45Contact front.
00:05:46It's pretty despicable stuff.
00:05:48Doesn't go with my game.
00:05:49Hey, Brandon, cover my six.
00:05:51Oh, damn it.
00:05:52Whatever.
00:05:55I'll tell you what.
00:05:55All I know is that it works a hell of a lot better if they are drunk.
00:06:00Oh, take that, noob.
00:06:03Hey, about time, Mr. Sloan.
00:06:06What happened?
00:06:11I was just...
00:06:12I was just...
00:06:14Traffic.
00:06:20Yes.
00:06:24Are you already opening it?
00:06:26What's with the box?
00:06:28New camera gear.
00:06:29Camera's cool.
00:06:30That'll be good for like doing tonight when I land a freshman.
00:06:32Spinner on my dick.
00:06:33Woo!
00:06:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:37No, you'll just break it.
00:06:38Why didn't you just get us in here?
00:06:39Because of him.
00:06:40A douchebag next door would have taken it.
00:06:42Okay, nerds, enough tech talk.
00:06:44Let's go get our sex on, eh?
00:06:48Philosophy major, eh?
00:06:50What are you going to do with that?
00:06:51Contemplate for hours about what a shitty idea it was to become a philosophy major?
00:06:55Yeah?
00:06:58He just broke up with you?
00:07:02I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:07:04Oh, no.
00:07:06Randy is so mean.
00:07:09You're so sweet for listening to me.
00:07:13Thanks.
00:07:13Randy?
00:07:14I'm so glad I found you.
00:07:25I'm so sorry.
00:07:26I was such a jerk earlier.
00:07:27Can you forgive me?
00:07:30Oh, Randy.
00:07:31Oh, yeah.
00:07:37We just were, like, seven days straight.
00:07:40I was so gross.
00:07:41But anyway, I was, like, in the middle of the jungle, like, in Thailand.
00:07:44I was, like, finding an elephant.
00:07:46And I was just, like, so totally, like, scared and nervous.
00:07:48But I was like, so in all the way, I'm like, ooh.
00:07:52And I just couldn't believe it.
00:07:53It was, like, really?
00:07:53Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:08:23Good luck, huh, buddy?
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Kind of night, I guess.
00:08:33Well, I'm going to be here.
00:08:35Nice jet.
00:08:44God, why is it at all these parties?
00:08:47Everyone just drinks all the crappy domestic beer.
00:08:51How's this?
00:08:53That's a good start.
00:08:58Bull sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
00:09:02Well, okay there, Mr. Blake.
00:09:05I'm impressed.
00:09:07With your choice of microbrews, that is.
00:09:10I'm Brandon.
00:09:11Alex.
00:09:12So, Alex, you're from around here, are you?
00:09:20Wow.
00:09:21Really?
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:22I was laying.
00:09:23No, Brandon.
00:09:24I'm not from around here.
00:09:26I'm from across campus.
00:09:30That's a neat pattern.
00:09:31Wow.
00:09:32Look at that.
00:09:32Oh, thanks.
00:09:34I made it myself.
00:09:36Really?
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37That's awesome.
00:09:38I just...
00:09:38Hey!
00:09:41Nothing but this gay microbrew crap.
00:09:45Where's my butt?
00:09:46Butt!
00:09:47Must be tough to live life is a cliché.
00:09:58Oh, my God.
00:10:00I don't know if you want to get it.
00:10:01Oh, yeah.
00:10:05Hey, you might want to.
00:10:08Come on.
00:10:09That is such a weak move.
00:10:11You can do better than that.
00:10:12You know...
00:10:13So, Brandon.
00:10:17How did you become such a connoisseur of beer?
00:10:20Huh?
00:10:21And generic pickup lines.
00:10:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:24I watched a lot of titles.
00:10:26Movies.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28More books than anything.
00:10:31A lot of stuff in them.
00:10:33It helps.
00:10:34It helps me.
00:10:34Oh, cool.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36So, do you go to school here?
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41Yeah, you nailed it.
00:10:42That's...
00:10:42I'm here.
00:10:43I do it.
00:10:43You have an econ major.
00:10:45Economics.
00:10:46Same thing.
00:10:47You know, it's a smaller word.
00:10:48It's loud in here.
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50Wow.
00:10:51I was thinking...
00:10:51I was thinking that too because I can't...
00:10:54Did you say something?
00:10:54I hear you, but I don't know...
00:10:57Are you okay?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59I've got a credit card in my name.
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02Huh?
00:11:03I said, are you okay?
00:11:04Yeah.
00:11:06Hey, Brando.
00:11:07How's it going?
00:11:08Hey, your tits hanging out.
00:11:11Is that what you were looking at?
00:11:12Oh, you dunk you.
00:11:13Come on, I'm five.
00:11:14No, I wasn't.
00:11:15I was trying to tell you there.
00:11:16Dick.
00:11:16Oh, you're such an asshole.
00:11:23God.
00:11:26All right, bitches.
00:11:28Party on the roof.
00:11:31Come on to the mall.
00:11:32Single bottle on, ladies.
00:11:34No push, no jump.
00:11:35Don't bite much.
00:11:37Speak for him right there.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:39Oh, not so fast there, broski.
00:11:44We're having a little private soiree tonight, amigos.
00:11:47Are you kidding me?
00:11:49Well, I could check to see if you gentlemen are on the guest list.
00:11:52Fuck.
00:11:53Hey, Wyatt.
00:11:54Yeah?
00:11:54Are our favorite freshmen here on the guest list?
00:11:57Oh, these knobheads?
00:12:00Hell no.
00:12:01People are trying to get laid here tonight.
00:12:02Oh, looks like you guys aren't on the list, but you have fun tonight, jerking off on each
00:12:09other.
00:12:11On your way now.
00:12:13Awesome.
00:12:14It was just perfect.
00:12:16Hey, guys.
00:12:18Got an idea?
00:12:19Why don't we all hang out together tonight and talk about how much pussy we don't get?
00:12:24Yeah?
00:12:25Whoa.
00:12:26Hey, brother, you can check this out.
00:12:27This guy's going to town.
00:12:29Oh, really.
00:12:30All of that.
00:12:31Going to town.
00:12:33Whoa.
00:12:34Breaking news.
00:12:35Blue's freshman will shave box getting railed by a frat and meathead.
00:12:39Isn't that pretty red?
00:12:40No, it's a blonde.
00:12:41Oh, a dirty, dirty blonde.
00:12:45Hey, first person.
00:12:45I'm pretty sure she's in my physics class.
00:12:47I'm pretty sure she's not walking to class tomorrow.
00:12:50You know what?
00:12:51Screw it.
00:12:52Let's just hang out tonight, guys.
00:12:53Three bottles of premium whiskey here.
00:12:56We can drink.
00:12:57We can do whatever.
00:12:59All right, peckerheads.
00:13:00We need booze.
00:13:02We hear you faggots have a stash.
00:13:04We don't have any.
00:13:06Jackpot.
00:13:07Go.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09You can't take that.
00:13:10What did you say, tame boy?
00:13:11Uh...
00:13:12You know, I would have thrown you boys in the recycling bin, but I don't think they recycle pussy weirdos.
00:13:28Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Ah, fuck, man.
00:13:36I'm tired of this shit.
00:13:37Fuck.
00:13:38God, hey.
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:40Let's go, let's go to my mom's guest house.
00:13:43Come on, man.
00:13:45Hey, guys, I've had a burger over here.
00:13:47Anyone want some?
00:13:48Oh, you're disgusting.
00:13:49Oh, let's go.
00:13:50It's still warm.
00:13:54I really hate all those stupid guys at that party.
00:13:59City frat jerks, and they're silly little girlfriends.
00:14:03Don't know a real man when they see one.
00:14:05Well, the blonde in Brent's room should be enjoying herself.
00:14:09I'm gonna be shocked, dude.
00:14:11Shocked.
00:14:12Oh, crap, dude.
00:14:13Oh, man, I forgot.
00:14:14It's ladies' night.
00:14:15Oh, that sounds good.
00:14:17Well, that's fine, because you're gonna be going out, right?
00:14:19I think so.
00:14:20Your mom is gonna be showing my mom what it's like to be single again.
00:14:24She's gonna be awesome.
00:14:26We're gonna get so much pussy.
00:14:28What are you talking about?
00:14:30Nails!
00:14:32Think about it, all right?
00:14:33They're probably lonely, drinking a little wine,
00:14:35talking about how much men suck,
00:14:37and that's when we'll roll in there
00:14:39and satisfy their needs.
00:14:44Man, this is gonna be amazing.
00:14:47Hey, standard bet?
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:49You're not betting on my mom.
00:14:51What? What?
00:14:52What are you guys betting on?
00:14:54We're betting on who's gonna bag the most MILFs
00:14:58by the end of the year.
00:14:59Yes.
00:15:00What?
00:15:01Oh, yeah.
00:15:05Anthony, I really wish you would've called.
00:15:08Mom?
00:15:11What the hell is going on here?
00:15:17Nothing.
00:15:18All right, nothing.
00:15:20Nice whip.
00:15:21What is this, a lesbo sesh?
00:15:23What?
00:15:24You're a lesbian.
00:15:25No.
00:15:26It's a brothel.
00:15:27Mom?
00:15:28What?
00:15:29Nice.
00:15:30Nice whip.
00:15:31Whip.
00:15:32Hi, boys.
00:15:34Look, um, this is a passion party.
00:15:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:41This is awesome.
00:15:42It's a passion.
00:15:43It's a passion party.
00:15:44This is gross.
00:15:45We can leave.
00:15:46No.
00:15:47No, Anthony, this is my time.
00:15:49Mom, you got blue stringy things on your boobies.
00:15:53I know.
00:15:54Okay?
00:15:55I know.
00:15:56I know this looks bad, all right?
00:15:58I'm not gonna lie, but it's not...
00:16:00Mm-mm.
00:16:01Mm-mm.
00:16:02Mm-mm.
00:16:03No.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05Oh, come on, man.
00:16:06Guys, oh, Anthony, grow up.
00:16:08Uh-uh.
00:16:09Mm-mm.
00:16:10Anthony!
00:16:11Go.
00:16:12Go.
00:16:13Anthony.
00:16:18We're staying in the guesthouse.
00:16:23Dude, that was intense.
00:16:26I'm so jealous, man.
00:16:28I just feel dirty.
00:16:29I...
00:16:30I just want that out of my head.
00:16:32Like, I...
00:16:33Wow.
00:16:34No.
00:16:35Ah.
00:16:36I saw your mom naked today.
00:16:40What?
00:16:41Cool.
00:16:42When I went to get the hooch.
00:16:43What?
00:16:44Bush and everything.
00:16:45Cool.
00:16:46Shut up, guys.
00:16:47Shut.
00:16:48No, he's right.
00:16:49Bush and everything.
00:16:50But she shaves, though.
00:16:51Like, it looks like a runaway, but it goes straight up or...
00:16:53Ah, never mind.
00:16:54Oh, my God.
00:16:55This isn't gonna make things weird between us, is it?
00:16:56I don't know.
00:16:57I...
00:16:58Damn, man.
00:16:59I'm just finding out all kinds of weird things about my mom today.
00:17:00This is nuts.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:02Brandon, I will do anything you want to make it up to you.
00:17:03Anything you want.
00:17:04How do we even get past something like this, man?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:06I'm just finding out all kinds of weird things about my mom today.
00:17:07This is nuts.
00:17:08Right?
00:17:09Brandon, I will do anything you want to make it up to you.
00:17:10Anything you want.
00:17:11How do we even get past something like this, man?
00:17:18No, I just want you to forget about it, please.
00:17:20Just pretend like it never happened, please.
00:17:22No, dude.
00:17:23Don't you get it?
00:17:24This is gonna make things so weird between us.
00:17:27It's not gonna seem like anything right now, but eventually it's just gonna eat her
00:17:30friendship and all I'm gonna have left is Nate and Ross.
00:17:33Hey, come on.
00:17:35Ah, dude, I will do anything you want, man.
00:17:37I will be your non-gay servant for the rest of the year.
00:17:41That just seems like it'll be weird.
00:17:43I...
00:17:44I wouldn't...
00:17:45Okay, okay, okay, fine.
00:17:46Just paw me off to the Wonder Twins.
00:17:49It's for the best.
00:17:50Fair is fair.
00:17:51It has to happen.
00:17:53Uh...
00:17:54I just need some air, dude.
00:17:56Don't go.
00:17:57I love you, man.
00:18:16Hello?
00:18:32Hello?
00:18:40Hello?
00:18:47Hi, Brandon.
00:19:00Hi, Mrs. Reese.
00:19:02You're a man now, Brandon.
00:19:15And boy, how you have grown.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:30Oh, my God.
00:19:36Dude.
00:19:37Yeah.
00:19:39Amigo.
00:19:40More time.
00:19:41I'm just like that.
00:19:42Dude.
00:19:45I'm right here.
00:19:47What?
00:19:47You got to do that on your own time.
00:19:50I wasn't doing anything, Matt.
00:19:52It's cool.
00:19:52I rubbed one out when you're asleep, too.
00:19:58Oh, God.
00:19:59No.
00:20:01Oh, what happened last night?
00:20:03You got drunk and passed out.
00:20:05That's what you did.
00:20:06I don't know.
00:20:06I don't know.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:11Who drove?
00:20:12Uh, Ross.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Yeah, he's the only ones that didn't drink, thank God, because we were all shit-hosed.
00:20:19Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, you and me, Bright Spot, Grubbin, my treat.
00:20:32I'm hungry.
00:20:34That sounds great.
00:20:35Grubbin.
00:20:35Your treat?
00:20:37Grubbin.
00:20:37I'm stuck.
00:20:39Rubbin.
00:20:42I can't find it.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45My wallet and my phone, dude.
00:20:47I feel naked without it.
00:20:49Well, I don't have mine either, man.
00:20:53Dude, we have to go to my mom's house.
00:20:55What?
00:20:56What?
00:20:56We don't need to do that.
00:20:58Why?
00:20:58I think I left it there when I was wasted, man.
00:21:01I looked everywhere else.
00:21:02Oh, we could just go back to the room, man.
00:21:04I could grab my wallet.
00:21:05But it's much easier if we just do that.
00:21:08But no, fuck that.
00:21:10I need my wallet and my phone.
00:21:12Don't think I forgot about our deal, man.
00:21:14Buying you breakfast is just the start.
00:21:17Besides, even if our mom doesn't have a wallet, she always has a nice spread.
00:21:21What?
00:21:24Food, guy.
00:21:25Breakfast.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:26Come on, you know my mom, man.
00:21:27She always has the ripest melons, sticky buns.
00:21:32This is amazing.
00:21:33She, uh, she always brings it.
00:21:38Fine, dude.
00:21:39Just find it quick, please.
00:21:42Wow.
00:21:43I don't think about how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry.
00:21:46I don't think about how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry.
00:21:46I don't think about how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry.
00:22:04Okay?
00:22:08Wonderful.
00:22:09Oh hi Brandon. Hi Mrs. Reese. Holly. You've seen me naked you can call me Holly. No I I didn't.
00:22:27Yes you did. Right. That's me. There's nothing wrong with that. I know. I know that. I was
00:22:37I should wait for Anthony. Okay you know maybe I I'm gonna get going that was nice right that was nice I
00:23:01just got divorced and my hormones are all over the place I'm probably not very stable right now right
00:23:07I understand. I'm not crazy. No no I didn't I didn't even think that. Do you have a phone? Yeah yeah you need to make a call.
00:23:19Should I? I got it. It's called sexting right? Yeah.
00:23:34Oh hey mom. You get your rocks off yet from the cooter because you're gay now? What is wrong with you?
00:23:45Whoa sorry mom we wouldn't want to disturb you from flicking your bead. Got the keys. Let's roll.
00:23:52I'm sorry man. It's just I still can't get over it man. It's not normal right? I mean she was she was sitting
00:24:09there just ready to take it with a whip. That is weird. Am I right? You know what I'm saying?
00:24:16What are you having a seizure? What? Dude stop being such a dick to your mom. Dude easy. All right she was totally lezen with your mom so.
00:24:27Dude they're just you know confused or something. It's you know it's a divorce and everything.
00:24:32Listen Dr. Phil I don't need the play-by-play all right? I appreciate it but don't start siding with my mom all right?
00:24:41You're. Ow dude come on drive straight. All right all right I just don't. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ.
00:24:47Dude people are gonna think you're sucking my dick dude. Just drive straight. Here let me get it. I got it. Grab the wheel.
00:24:53Dude. Come on. Grab the wheel. What are you doing? Got it. Get the funk. Come on. Got it. All right dude.
00:25:03Oh my. Those are some nice titties dude. Whoop. Hold up. Wow look at that ass. Oh my god I would lick that ass clean. Dude I am an ass man. It is official.
00:25:18Yeah. You like that? You like that? How did you get such a good shot through that hole?
00:25:26Uh. I mean cause that chode monkey Brent does not deserve tail like this. Yes. Yeah. I know right? That's where I got it. Just a couple weeks ago.
00:25:37Oh. Incoming call. Give it. Dude don't. Sorry I got it. It's not funny. You talk dirty to me.
00:25:43Listen. Oh okay. Excellent. Multiple women. Yeah. Yeah. We can do that. Lesbians? Absolutely.
00:25:52Um. Send them over. We'll be ready. Okay. I'll talk to you soon. Later. Who's that?
00:26:00Nate and Ross want us to play wingman for the little MILF quest. I told him you'd be cool with it. Sure.
00:26:06Oh my god. Seriously though? That is a hot little number.
00:26:11welcome to the motherloaf boys. hello darling can I top you up?
00:26:40Hey, you guys sure you don't want in on this pet?
00:26:45Yeah, I'm sure.
00:26:46Man, I don't know, man.
00:26:47I don't have a prescription for Viagra.
00:26:49These chicks don't want anything to do with me.
00:26:52Anyway, I still got to make up stuff to you.
00:26:55Why? What do you do?
00:26:56Bang his mom.
00:26:57No, come on.
00:26:58Whatever, man.
00:26:59Just let's just say I screwed up and I owe it to Brannon.
00:27:04Whatever you need, man.
00:27:05If you need a drink, it's on me.
00:27:07Whatever you want, man.
00:27:08Just have our new guys...
00:27:10Just wingman for Ross.
00:27:11Yeah, come on, man. Let's go.
00:27:13Let's go.
00:27:38Hi. How you doing?
00:27:43You're here.
00:27:45Is that Tom Collins?
00:27:47You sure you don't want to trade up to a newer model?
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:52Awesome.
00:27:57Run away, little boy.
00:27:59I dated guys older than you when I was in high school.
00:28:03Bye.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:05All right.
00:28:08Let's go.
00:28:16What do these wrinkle dicks have that we don't?
00:28:19Yeah, well, they have jobs and cars and money.
00:28:24Mm.
00:28:25Money.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:50Come on.
00:28:50Ah, come on.
00:28:53Bye.
00:28:53Bye.
00:28:55Bye.
00:28:56I saw you out there on the dance floor.
00:29:02Are you going to hurt me?
00:29:06Now you say, ah.
00:29:09Ah.
00:29:11Ah.
00:29:12Ah.
00:29:12Ah.
00:29:13Ah.
00:29:13Ah.
00:29:14Ah.
00:29:18Hi.
00:29:19Cough.
00:29:21Haven't you ever been to the doctor?
00:29:22Cough.
00:29:23Cough.
00:29:24Cough.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:27You'll do.
00:29:28Huh.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30Shut up.
00:29:33I told her, look, you've got to just swallow that thing, you know?
00:29:37Hey, do you want to get out there and dance?
00:29:38Do you want to get out there?
00:29:40Like, look at that.
00:29:40Oh, no, man.
00:29:41Wingman in for Ross is impossible.
00:29:43Guys, guys, guys, guys, I've got one.
00:29:45I've got one.
00:29:46Come on.
00:29:46I think she's a dude.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:49Nice, guys, guys, guys.
00:29:50Guys, guys, come on.
00:29:51I need one of you guys to drive us home to her place, okay?
00:29:53We've both had too many.
00:29:54No way.
00:29:55I'm on probation.
00:29:56You know what?
00:29:57No, no, no.
00:29:58I'll drive you guys.
00:29:59Let's go.
00:29:59Yeah, you and, uh, you and Nate can go back together.
00:30:02That's, might be a while, actually, by the looks of that, but, um, yeah.
00:30:06Yeah, yeah, it'll be fine, dude.
00:30:07It'll be fine.
00:30:08Come on.
00:30:08You sure?
00:30:09Come on, stop wasting time.
00:30:10I'll just stay here.
00:30:11Come on.
00:30:11Just grab us home.
00:30:12It'll be fine.
00:30:14All right.
00:30:15Good job.
00:30:29Hey, man, I'm going to go.
00:30:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't go, man.
00:30:33She carries the crap out of me, all right?
00:30:35Real serial killer shit.
00:30:37Well, let's fucking leave.
00:30:38No, man.
00:30:40I'm getting laid.
00:30:42Awesome.
00:30:42Stay here.
00:30:55You want a cookie, little boy?
00:30:58Because I want a cock.
00:31:00Strip.
00:31:01Strip.
00:31:12Ah, Jesus Christ, shit.
00:31:19Did you know I'm a yogi?
00:31:22Mm, um, no, I did not, but that's awesome.
00:31:27It's a very spiritual lifestyle.
00:31:30Sure it is.
00:31:31I take it very seriously.
00:31:35So you should?
00:31:36Like choosing partners to make love with.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:42Come on, I'm getting you.
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:45Give me a big applause.
00:31:46Come on.
00:31:50Yes, make it.
00:31:52Make it squirt.
00:31:53I'm squirting.
00:31:54Make it squirt.
00:31:55I'm squirting.
00:31:57I'm squirting.
00:31:57I'm squirting.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:03Can I get it?
00:32:04Oh, yeah.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Suck it.
00:32:09Suck it.
00:32:11Suck it, suck it, suck it.
00:32:12I'm squirting.
00:32:13I'm squirting.
00:32:13I'm squirting.
00:32:14Oh, my God.
00:32:15Oh, my God.
00:32:15Santa Claus is coming to town.
00:32:17Damn it, Peter.
00:32:20I love you.
00:32:20I love you.
00:32:21I love you more.
00:32:22I love you more.
00:32:22I love you more.
00:32:22I love Santa.
00:32:23You love Santa.
00:32:23I love Santa.
00:32:24I'm making you a cream.
00:32:27Could you please knock off the fucking, um, uh, you're a new one.
00:32:34Look here, bruh.
00:32:36Every damn night is the same routine.
00:32:38I can't sleep, my girl can't sleep, the whole damn first floor trying to sleep.
00:32:44And every night, she's so damn loud, sound like somebody getting murdered.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:48Cabrones.
00:32:50Somebody got to tell that bitch people can't sleep when you're always fucking.
00:32:54I'll tell her.
00:32:55I'm on you.
00:32:56I'm down.
00:32:56I'm down.
00:32:57I'm down.
00:32:58I'm down.
00:32:58Bitch, you got to shut the fuck up.
00:33:00I love you.
00:33:01I love you.
00:33:01I love you.
00:33:02I love you.
00:33:03I love you.
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:05Oh, snap.
00:33:09What the hell?
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:11That was so intense.
00:33:13Dude, let's get out of here.
00:33:14All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:33:16Oh, yeah.
00:33:17Mmm, yeah, it feels good.
00:33:19Mmm.
00:33:20Mmm.
00:33:21Mmm.
00:33:22Oh, it feels like you've got four hands.
00:33:25Oh, shit.
00:33:26Just go with it.
00:33:27Mmm.
00:33:28If you ever want this, I'll be the energy's become entwined.
00:33:32Oh, yeah.
00:33:33Mmm.
00:33:35Oh.
00:33:36Mmm.
00:33:37Mmm.
00:33:37Mmm.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:41This is Amir, my yoga master and husband.
00:33:45Amir.
00:33:46I am Amir.
00:33:48Husband.
00:33:49You know, it's getting late.
00:33:51Oh, look at the time.
00:33:52You know, maybe I should get...
00:33:53Please, do not lose the energy of the moment.
00:33:56Mmm.
00:33:57This moment is special.
00:33:59Oh.
00:34:00Oh, I really should be going, you know.
00:34:03I get out of your hair and things, you know.
00:34:07Shh.
00:34:08You are on a sexual journey, are you not?
00:34:11Well, yeah.
00:34:12And we are here to help you on your way.
00:34:16Oh.
00:34:16Oh.
00:34:18Okay.
00:34:18Oh.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:19Well, uh, how long does this send-off take?
00:34:24Depends.
00:34:25Oh.
00:34:26Usually four or five hours.
00:34:28Oh, shit!
00:34:30Oh, shit!
00:34:30Oh, shit!
00:34:31Oh, shit!
00:34:31Oh, shit!
00:34:32Oh, shit!
00:34:32Oh, shit!
00:34:33Oh, shit!
00:34:33Oh, shit!
00:34:34Oh, shit!
00:34:34Oh, shit!
00:34:35Oh, shit!
00:34:35Oh, shit!
00:34:36Oh, shit!
00:34:36Oh, shit!
00:34:37Oh, shit!
00:34:37Oh, shit!
00:34:38Oh, shit!
00:34:38Oh, shit!
00:34:39Oh, shit!
00:34:39Oh, shit!
00:34:40Oh, shit!
00:34:40Oh, shit!
00:34:41Oh, shit!
00:34:41Oh, shit!
00:34:42Oh, shit!
00:34:42Oh, shit!
00:34:43Oh, shit!
00:34:43Oh, shit!
00:34:44Oh, shit!
00:34:44Oh, shit!
00:34:45Oh, shit!
00:34:45Oh, shit!
00:34:46Oh, shit!
00:34:47Oh, shit!
00:34:47Oh, shit!
00:34:48Oh, shit!
00:34:49Oh, shit!
00:35:00Dude.
00:35:01Dude.
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Ross sent a video of himself getting laid last night.
00:35:07Yeah, all right.
00:35:08Check this out.
00:35:09No, let me see.
00:35:10Hey.
00:35:11Oh, my God.
00:35:12He did.
00:35:13Dude, if I didn't know Ross, I'd totally jerk off to this.
00:35:17But, I mean, actually, if I...
00:35:20I mean, I could work with him.
00:35:23I don't know.
00:35:24I don't know.
00:35:25I don't know.
00:35:26But, I mean, actually, if I...
00:35:29I mean, it could work.
00:35:30That's gross, man.
00:35:32Aw, come on.
00:35:34Dude, if you didn't know either party, this would totally be porn.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Oh, and don't think I forgot about your secret lady.
00:35:44I don't have a secret lady, dude.
00:35:46I just want to tell you.
00:35:47Okay, fine.
00:35:49Honesty is not the most important thing to me in best friendship.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:57Okay.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59All right.
00:36:00Fine.
00:36:01Do you remember the other night at your mom's house?
00:36:03Yeah.
00:36:04Yeah.
00:36:05This is funny.
00:36:06Do you...
00:36:07Do you...
00:36:08Do you...
00:36:09Do you remember what you...
00:36:10What you said to me?
00:36:11About...
00:36:12Hold on.
00:36:13I gotta...
00:36:14I gotta take this.
00:36:15Mom!
00:36:16I...
00:36:17I...
00:36:18I...
00:36:19I...
00:36:20I...
00:36:21I...
00:36:22I...
00:36:23I...
00:36:24I...
00:36:25I...
00:36:26I...
00:36:27No.
00:36:28I cannot go to lunch with you.
00:36:31I have class.
00:36:32God.
00:36:33Do you ever...
00:36:34Wish that we went to school further away from our moms?
00:36:38Sure.
00:36:40Well...
00:36:41I gotta go...
00:36:43To...
00:36:44Women's Lit with Nate and Ross.
00:36:47And...
00:36:48Dude...
00:36:49I still...
00:36:50I can't believe...
00:36:51You didn't take that class with us.
00:36:53You two jerk offs took the last three spots.
00:36:55You know that.
00:36:56Hey...
00:36:57No...
00:36:58I...
00:36:59You...
00:37:00Yeah...
00:37:01I'll check you later, man.
00:37:03Okay...
00:37:05It's working...
00:37:06Testing...
00:37:07One.
00:37:21Two.
00:37:22Three.
00:37:23Bla la la...
00:37:24Testing, one, two, three.
00:37:54I just came to apologize.
00:38:06That was, my therapist said that I should do something impulsive, but that was just...
00:38:13Weird.
00:38:14Yeah, definitely weird.
00:38:17I, psycho.
00:38:19Psycho.
00:38:22So, um, that's it.
00:38:27Ah, shit!
00:38:29So sorry, Mrs. Reese.
00:38:30Are you okay?
00:38:31Fine.
00:38:32No, I was going to have that done anyway.
00:38:34Looks good.
00:38:35Now I don't have to.
00:38:37Um, do you want to try that again?
00:38:40Oh, sorry.
00:38:41I meant Holly this time.
00:38:44No, I meant...
00:38:46The kiss?
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:51Dude, you're such a liar.
00:38:59Dude, I totally nailed that yoga lady three ways to Sunday, okay?
00:39:03Yeah, right.
00:39:04And it was just her, right?
00:39:05There wasn't anyone else there, not like another dude or anything, okay?
00:39:07Just in case you're thinking.
00:39:08Huh?
00:39:09Come on, what do you want?
00:39:10Proof?
00:39:11Hell yes, I want proof.
00:39:12What are you boners doing here?
00:39:15Class was cancelled.
00:39:16Oh, wicked.
00:39:17Yeah, yeah, there's a note on the door.
00:39:19Lepto or something.
00:39:20Sounds gross.
00:39:21Shut up.
00:39:22Anthony, we need a ruling, okay?
00:39:23Cockface over here won't give me credit for nailing the yoga lady and only the yoga lady last night.
00:39:29No video, no credits.
00:39:30How was I supposed to get a video?
00:39:31I was between two bodies.
00:39:33Okay, not her husband's, alright?
00:39:37You know what?
00:39:38Forget about it, okay?
00:39:39Look.
00:39:40I lied, okay?
00:39:41I lied, yeah.
00:39:42I couldn't seal the deal.
00:39:44Uh-huh.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46Nailed her, huh?
00:39:47That's right.
00:39:48With her friend, or...?
00:39:51Okay, alright, look.
00:39:53There was someone else there, but it was a girl, alright?
00:39:58Oh, my God.
00:40:01Her husband got on it too, didn't he?
00:40:03That's why you're so damn embarrassed.
00:40:05You had a devil's three-way.
00:40:07Homo.
00:40:08No, okay?
00:40:09There was...
00:40:11Alright, there was another girl there, but she had boobs and not a penis, alright?
00:40:14In case she had a vagina, and it was warm, and it was soft, and it was...
00:40:17Stop laughing!
00:40:18I am not a homo, okay?
00:40:20I did not have a devil's three-way.
00:40:22I did not.
00:40:23Well, not completely.
00:40:27I'm gonna give it to him.
00:40:29Look, he's embarrassed.
00:40:30The poor sap.
00:40:31I mean, fine.
00:40:32Whatever.
00:40:33That's only one, alright?
00:40:34You don't get a bonus because you had some freaky dude in there with you too.
00:40:36Shut up, asshole.
00:40:39You guys are morons.
00:40:42I'm gonna go to the dorm and crash.
00:40:45Later, guys.
00:40:46Alright, see you, man.
00:40:47Rest up.
00:40:48You're gonna need it.
00:40:49You should put me down a lot.
00:40:50What?
00:40:51Oh.
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:53Oh.
00:40:54Oh.
00:40:55Oh.
00:40:56Oh.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:58Oh.
00:40:59Oh, God.
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:03Hold on, hold on.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:05Oh.
00:41:06I think this will hurt.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:08Oh.
00:41:09What is it?
00:41:10What's for your...
00:41:12It'll make you last long.
00:41:13Let's see.
00:41:14Oh, okay.
00:41:15Oh.
00:41:16Oh.
00:41:17See, just like a little inner tube.
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20Remember when we all went camping up at Lake Hemet?
00:41:23You and Anthony had inner tubes, and we had...
00:41:25Oh, yeah.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Hey, how about we make a little deal?
00:41:29I won't call you Mrs. Reese anymore if you don't bring up stories of my childhood where
00:41:34you're putting a cock ring on me.
00:41:36Is it a deal?
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:39Hey, thanks.
00:41:40Shut up.
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:42Okay.
00:41:43Oh.
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:47Oh.
00:41:48Oh.
00:41:49Oh.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:52Oh.
00:41:53Oh.
00:41:54Oh.
00:41:55Oh.
00:41:56Oh.
00:41:57Oh.
00:41:58Oh.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:02Oh.
00:42:03Oh.
00:42:04Wow, that's so intense.
00:42:05Go on.
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:07Oh.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23Oh, god.
00:42:24Oh, god.
00:42:25Oh, God.
00:42:26You fucking went.
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Oh, God! I'm gonna come! I mean, I'm gonna come!
00:42:37Oh, God!
00:42:38Don't come, Brandon! Don't come!
00:42:41Don't come! Don't come! Hold it, come!
00:42:50Oh, no!
00:42:54Oh, God! This is when I need the morning after pill!
00:43:01I'll never ask a girl to do it again!
00:43:10Wow. That's great.
00:43:13So, um, what now?
00:43:17Oh, don't worry. You don't have to buy me breakfast afterwards.
00:43:23I'm just gonna go. And thanks.
00:43:26Oh, come on.
00:43:31Dude, I think Brent is melting.
00:43:39Cool. Finally set it up.
00:43:42OK.
00:43:43Testing one, two, three, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:43:57Yes! Yes!
00:43:59Brent, you are the man. You are...
00:44:01Ew.
00:44:02Ew.
00:44:02Ew.
00:44:13Brandon?
00:44:16You dog.
00:44:17My dog.
00:44:18My dog.
00:44:23She's hot.
00:44:25She's blonde.
00:44:29Hmm, maybe a little privacy.
00:44:31Okay, don't mind me, I will just be right here.
00:44:34Okay, don't mind me, I will just be right here.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:39She knows exactly what she's doing.
00:44:56She knows exactly what she's doing.
00:44:58I'm hungry.
00:44:59I'm hungry.
00:45:00I'm hungry.
00:45:01I'm hungry.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06That's gonna require much more therapy.
00:45:11Yep.
00:45:12I'm gonna have to drink a lot tonight if I'm ever gonna get that image out of my brain.
00:45:18If it's even possible.
00:45:19But thank you, you were awesome.
00:45:20I haven't felt that way since I was in college.
00:45:21I haven't felt that way since I was in college.
00:45:23I'm hungry.
00:45:24I'm hungry.
00:45:25I'm hungry.
00:45:26afraid of five.
00:45:27All right, so what do you think this time is that you have constantly known as you
00:45:29haveaya?
00:45:30OK, I'm hungry.
00:45:32I'm hungry.
00:45:33I'm hungry.
00:45:34more therapy. I'm gonna have to drink a lot tonight if I'm ever gonna get that image out of
00:45:38my brain. If it's even possible. But thank you. You were awesome. I haven't felt that way since
00:45:43I was in college.
00:46:04Alex. Hey. Oh, Mr. Blake, the perv poet. Are you here to compliment my scarf again? Actually, I came over here to apologize. It was inappropriate for me to let you stand there exposed. I should have been more tactful and controlled the situation.
00:46:34Really? And how would you have done that?
00:46:46Something like that.
00:46:50Oh, excuse me.
00:46:57Anyway, I gotta get going, so... I'll see you around.
00:47:01Okay.
00:47:04Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, guys. Help yourself. Don't worry about it.
00:47:17Oh, cheers. Thanks. Don't worry, I won't break it. We'll turn it good as new.
00:47:21Last time you said that, I had to buy a new game console.
00:47:23And what do you need this for, anyways? What are you doing?
00:47:25We are taking things, my friend, to the next level.
00:47:29Milfs!
00:47:29Oh, yeah! Woo!
00:47:32Yeah, if we get footage of us partying with these Milfs, we will be heroes.
00:47:40It's okay, all right?
00:47:42I know the ladies will want what I've got.
00:47:44Him, on the other hand, video's the only way to make sure he's not making things up.
00:47:47Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you? Oh, yeah!
00:47:50Yeah, no, no, wait, man. Give me that.
00:47:51Oh, come on, man. Crumb!
00:47:52Alex, give me back my shit!
00:47:53I'm calm. My cock is cool and ready.
00:47:56Hey, when are we leaving?
00:47:58Right now.
00:47:59Actually, I'm not going after you guys tonight, so...
00:48:01What?
00:48:03What?
00:48:04He's got some new friend he's hanging out with.
00:48:07Really?
00:48:08Serious?
00:48:09Something serious, don't worry.
00:48:10Who is it, you dog? Who is it?
00:48:12Oh, I bet she's that college girl, you know.
00:48:14You know?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:15You know the one who likes that hair out of her nipples while she's talking?
00:48:18Come on, I want to see some of it.
00:48:19No, don't worry about it.
00:48:20Anyways, I'm out tonight, so...
00:48:22Just, Anthony, can you just keep an eye on these guys that just get a...
00:48:26Leave me with them.
00:48:27I don't want them to break my stuff.
00:48:28And I don't trust you two.
00:48:30I want to, I just can't.
00:48:31Come on!
00:48:32Just keep an eye on the mixture, please.
00:48:34Wait, you're going to leave me with these deviants?
00:48:37Hey, man.
00:48:38I'll see you later, though.
00:48:40You...
00:48:40Yeah, we're still alive.
00:48:56Okay, what does that say?
00:49:04Brandon, you better be getting laid.
00:49:07Send...
00:49:08to my best friend.
00:49:11My boy.
00:49:12This one's great, you should see the size of her tits.
00:49:38They were massive.
00:49:39You could, like, wrap your whole cock around them.
00:49:42Apparently, she stuck a whole pumpkin up there once on Halloween.
00:49:44Oh, really?
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:46It's like a whole courgette.
00:49:48Everything.
00:49:49She can shove about five different vegetables up.
00:50:00It's like she was having a shower with my jizz.
00:50:03She was rubbing it all over.
00:50:29Oh, where do you keep the detergent?
00:50:30I'm a cock up her ass.
00:50:40She was screaming for more.
00:50:41It's like you're just pounding her away.
00:50:43She wanted me to stick my balls in her mouth, and I was like, boom, boom!
00:51:02Here it comes.
00:51:17Here it comes.
00:51:18Here it comes.
00:51:19Oh!
00:51:20That is nasty, man.
00:51:21I told you.
00:51:22I told you.
00:51:23Oh, yeah!
00:51:24Give me some of that.
00:51:25Oh!
00:51:26What was here?
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28What?
00:51:29Where you been?
00:51:30I've just been out, you know?
00:51:31We haven't seen you in like the past couple of weeks.
00:51:32Yeah, you've been kind of an asshole.
00:51:33Oh!
00:51:34I'm sorry, man.
00:51:35I've just been busy.
00:51:36I knew it.
00:51:37I knew this day was coming, man.
00:51:38I knew you were going to ditch me for some chick and leave me here with these two jackasses.
00:51:42I didn't know it was going to be this soon, though.
00:51:43That's not what's happening, man.
00:51:44I promise.
00:51:45And besides, you said you wanted to do something for me, right?
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:47Okay, man.
00:51:48Well, tonight, that means I want you to hang out with these two.
00:51:49Fine.
00:51:50Whatever, man.
00:51:51Nate says he found a brand new spot.
00:51:52We're gonna go check it out.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55Prime MILF real estate.
00:51:56Awesome, man.
00:51:57This is it?
00:51:58Yeah.
00:51:59This is your secret spot?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:01The barn.
00:52:02No?
00:52:03No.
00:52:04No, no.
00:52:05No.
00:52:06No.
00:52:07No?
00:52:08No.
00:52:09No.
00:52:10No.
00:52:11No, no.
00:52:12No.
00:52:13No.
00:52:14No.
00:52:15No.
00:52:16No.
00:52:17No.
00:52:18No.
00:52:19No.
00:52:20No.
00:52:21No, no.
00:52:22No.
00:52:23No.
00:52:24No.
00:52:25market no yeah the market milf central check it out all right all right let's do this let's do
00:52:35this spread out let's go come on well hold on wait a minute i'm not i'm not in on you guys's
00:52:39stupid bet who says come here information maybe someone actually goes to the grocery store to get
00:52:44groceries and not have sex with a mom hey what about that one over there come on anthony see
00:52:50that one bending anthony i'll do that one right there yeah do it do it all right they're not
00:52:58believers he's doing all right hey is it milf or milf or the plural well you know like one sheep is a
00:53:18sheep and many sheep are sheep yes is it the same rules for milf like a milf is a milf and there
00:53:24are many mil no no no no no no no no no no remember your grammar mom i'd like to fuck right yeah if
00:53:31it's plural it can't be mom i like to fucks so it must be milf it must be milf moms i'd like to fuck
00:53:38so then i am really glad you came tonight you know these past few months have been really tough for
00:53:50me i mean just you know the divorce and moving and all this change but then you were there to just make
00:54:00things sort of nicer and i'm not trying to pressure you or anything but this has been so very
00:54:14very special that's all i'm saying so thank you
00:54:20oh me too
00:54:34please we're helping you with all those heaviness
00:54:36you're just gonna keep it down
00:54:49Come on, move it!
00:54:53Yeah, come on, move it!
00:54:57Take this off.
00:55:13Just give me five more minutes.
00:55:17God, you give me a water or something.
00:55:25You are an animal.
00:55:29Oh.
00:55:31Are you my daddy?
00:55:33Uh...
00:55:35No.
00:55:37Are you my daddy?
00:55:39Oh, third world.
00:55:41Oh, my daddy!
00:55:43My daddy!
00:55:49My daddy!
00:55:51My daddy!
00:55:53Oh, my God!
00:55:55Go
00:56:15Looks like you guys have been having some fun, huh?
00:56:18Three times. Yeah, I guess.
00:56:23Oh, hey, dude, guess what?
00:56:26What? My dad's in town. He wants you to come to dinner.
00:56:30Your dad's in town really?
00:56:32Tonight. I haven't seen your dad in forever. What? Yeah, man. You should totally come. Um,
00:56:39I actually do have a lot of tests and stuff coming up, especially one tomorrow. I got projects and stuff. I just...
00:56:45No, no, no, no, no, no. I said, I said my dad's in town and
00:56:50he wants you to come to dinner.
00:56:52Come on, man. You're like family.
00:56:54My mom's cooking. You love my mom's meat.
00:56:58Well, why don't you just...
00:57:01Why don't you guys just hang out together or something? If the divorce and everything, it'd be nice.
00:57:05Yeah?
00:57:06No.
00:57:08No, man. How weird would that be?
00:57:11If they were...
00:57:12No, they wouldn't last one second. Just them.
00:57:16Trust me, dude. The divorce went really smooth.
00:57:19All right, fine. That's... Yeah. Okay. Okay, cool. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's right. Dinner.
00:57:27I'm there for you, man. It'll be a blast. In all dimensions.
00:57:31I'm so glad everyone's here tonight.
00:57:44I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't said three words to my dad.
00:57:47Really? Don't worry about it, man. I'll be fine.
00:57:49How are you, Mr. Reese?
00:57:54Oh, I'm just wonderful. And look at you. A college man now.
00:58:03I'm good, and apparently so is my ex-wife.
00:58:07Is that right?
00:58:09Well, look at this place. It's fabulous. Everything brand new. I should have gotten one myself.
00:58:14Oh, wait. I did pay for this.
00:58:20She spared no expenses.
00:58:22Perhaps you can get your nephew to loan you a few dollars and fix up your place.
00:58:28So, Brandon, how are you? Anthony tells me you're really busy lately.
00:58:34Uh, yeah. Kind of. But he's been seeing someone.
00:58:40Really? Someone?
00:58:45Well, you know, just...
00:58:48I still don't know who it is. He won't tell me.
00:58:50I'm sure he has a good reason for that.
00:58:53Brandon, can I give you a little advice?
00:58:57Sure. You've got to make sure you enjoy college.
00:59:02College is a time for discovering who you are. Experimenting?
00:59:09I regret I didn't do enough of that myself.
00:59:11Uh, thank you, sir.
00:59:15I'm sure a lot of people have that regret, Sheldon.
00:59:18I'm being serious, Brandon. You need to keep an open mind in college.
00:59:24I am sure that Brandon is being plenty adventurous in college.
00:59:28Uh, actually, uh, Anthony over here, he's got quite the funny story about that.
00:59:34Uh, don't you, Anthony? Remember the time that we got all, uh, adventurous at that we did?
00:59:41I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:43Well, I'm sure you two will find exactly what you're looking for.
00:59:47Maybe it's closer than you think?
00:59:49Uh, or maybe it's something you never thought you'd consider.
00:59:54But just, you know, take your time. Don't rush into anything.
00:59:57On the contrary, it's never too late to change tack.
01:00:00Enough!
01:00:02God, guys, can't you just go through one dinner without fighting?
01:00:06You got divorced for a reason.
01:00:09Brandon's not even your son. I get it. He's like a brother to me.
01:00:12Because he's a good, loyal, true friend.
01:00:14But that doesn't mean you have to fight over him like you do me.
01:00:16Mom, I know you guys just got divorced, but I want you to know that I think it'd be good for you to get out there, you know?
01:00:26Find that special someone.
01:00:28Thank you, dear.
01:00:29Oh, God, come on, Mom. You're a catch.
01:00:33You got a great house, a good job. What guy wouldn't want you? Am I right?
01:00:38Yeah. What guy wouldn't want you? I...
01:00:42So, so, Mr. Reese, uh, Anthony over here tells me that you, uh, just got back from a trip?
01:00:49Wow.
01:00:49Yes, that's right. I was in Southeast Asia.
01:00:51Oh, what part of Southeast Asia?
01:00:55Actually, I was in Bangkok.
01:00:59Did you travel alone or with a partner?
01:01:02Oh, yeah, yeah. You went with that, uh, your new recent partner, the guy who invested in the house with you.
01:01:07Oh, your new business partner, the guy you invested in the house with.
01:01:10Would that be in Palm Springs?
01:01:13That's correct.
01:01:15It's really great in the springs now. You guys would love it.
01:01:18Feel free to come by any time.
01:01:20Uh, okay.
01:01:25Someone pass me the salad.
01:01:26Oh, yeah, Dad.
01:01:31Night, boys.
01:01:32Thanks.
01:01:33Good night, Dad.
01:01:34Good night.
01:01:36Oh, whoa.
01:01:37Oh, dude, it's Nate.
01:01:40He says he's got an emergency, man.
01:01:41We gotta go.
01:01:42No, wait, man.
01:01:43I really do have a big e-contest.
01:01:44Just drop me off at campus.
01:01:46Man, it's on the other side of town.
01:01:47He's at Treasure Hall.
01:01:48Uh, I'll take a cab then.
01:01:51Nonsense.
01:01:52I'm going right by the campus.
01:01:53I can take him.
01:01:55Okay, uh, I guess that's okay with you.
01:01:58Whatever.
01:01:59You go take care of your friends.
01:02:02He'll be safe with me.
01:02:05All right.
01:02:05Thanks, Dad.
01:02:10Lavina?
01:02:15Shall we?
01:02:18Oh, here.
01:02:19That door always spins.
01:02:24Mr. Rees, what are you doing?
01:02:26Brandon, there's something I wanted to say to you.
01:02:29You have to admit, there was some electricity in that room tonight.
01:02:35Excuse me?
01:02:35Uh, uh...
01:02:36You know what I'm talking about?
01:02:38At the table?
01:02:40Mr. Rees, look, I'm flattered.
01:02:42Do you understand what I'm trying to ask you?
01:02:44I don't know, man.
01:02:46What?
01:02:46How long have you been fucking my ex-wife?
01:02:51What?
01:02:52I'm not.
01:02:53I haven't...
01:02:54No, we're not.
01:02:54Please.
01:02:55I've seen the way she's looking at you.
01:02:57And that little game of crotch soccer.
01:02:59That wasn't exactly her being magnanimous.
01:03:02I'm gay, not stupid.
01:03:05I'm sorry.
01:03:09You don't have to apologize to me.
01:03:12But you and Anthony have been friends for so long.
01:03:17I want you to honestly think about what this might do to your friendship.
01:03:21You just promise me that?
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:26I will.
01:03:26I will.
01:03:27I know you will.
01:03:29Now, let's get you back to school.
01:03:35Oh, that feels good.
01:03:37You guys keep doing that.
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:40Oh!
01:03:42Yeah.
01:03:44Hey, is this...
01:03:45Where's Nate?
01:03:46Are you Nate?
01:03:47Uh, yeah.
01:03:47Here.
01:03:49Hello?
01:03:51Hey.
01:03:52Jerkoff, I'm in the lobby.
01:03:54What's the emergency?
01:03:55Oh, dude, I am wasted.
01:03:58You've got to give me a ride, yeah?
01:04:01So call a cab.
01:04:02What do you mean to call a cab?
01:04:04No, dude, you're here now.
01:04:05Just come up and give me a ride.
01:04:10Oh, dude, I think I'm doing it with our physics teacher's wife.
01:04:14You know, Mrs. Hiller.
01:04:15How cool is that, dude?
01:04:16Hey, uh, puss him up, will ya?
01:04:22God, Mr. Hiller, he's here, he's here.
01:04:24My husband.
01:04:25Hey, Mr. Hiller.
01:04:28Yes?
01:04:28And who are you?
01:04:30It's me, Anthony Reese.
01:04:33I'm in your physics class in college.
01:04:36How nice.
01:04:38Good to see you, Mr. Reese.
01:04:40Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:41Hi, sweetie.
01:04:43Hey, baby.
01:04:44Hi, sweetie.
01:04:46Oh, you're early.
01:04:47Did you forget about the Henderson's dinner party?
01:04:49I must have.
01:04:51I am so sorry, baby.
01:04:53I better go clean up right now.
01:04:55You want to come with me?
01:04:56Oh, indeed.
01:04:57Let's do that.
01:04:57Yeah.
01:05:00Come on, come on, come on, come on, jackass.
01:05:01I'm sorry I needed someone to post up for me.
01:05:05Did you get what you wanted, Elise?
01:05:06Yeah, she was a straight-up freak.
01:05:10Whoa, you should have seen the size of the man.
01:05:12And the best bit, I got it all on video.
01:05:18Just need to dry it off.
01:05:19Where's Ross?
01:05:20Last I saw he was getting a milk of his own.
01:05:25Oof, that's so good.
01:05:29I'm almost there.
01:05:30I'm almost there.
01:05:32Yeah, oh, oh, nice.
01:05:36Come on, thanks.
01:05:41Oh, yes, oh, yes.
01:05:45Victoria?
01:05:47Oh, shit.
01:05:48911, there is an emergency.
01:05:49Thanks, bye.
01:06:06Good morning.
01:06:09Morning.
01:06:12Last night was incredible.
01:06:15You were incredible.
01:06:16You too.
01:06:23Who wants pancakes?
01:06:25Anthony?
01:06:26What are you doing here?
01:06:28I brought you strawberries, your favorite.
01:06:30Thanks, Anthony.
01:06:33Come on, Dad.
01:06:34Don't you want your pancakes?
01:06:35What?
01:06:37It's strawberries, honey.
01:06:38What is this?
01:06:39What is this?
01:06:40Hot, lightning.
01:06:41You only want to eat there.
01:06:42If you need an ice cream in the room, restare with the incredible frozen water.
01:06:43What is this?
01:06:43It's clever.
01:06:44The sauce is a lot of fat plano, but it's the absolute butter.
01:06:45It's something that's it'soluted.
01:06:46How should I eat?
01:06:47He coming to me?
01:06:48Later.
01:06:49I have to eat ...
01:06:49But to eat in rice fields next in five minutes.
01:06:50How is it?
01:06:51I bring milk to coffee.
01:06:52How is it?
01:06:53That would be fine.
01:06:53I would Americans want to eat all together.
01:06:54How am I quiet?
01:06:55When you work, whether it's allец orán at a can of the ROSE,
01:06:56I'm poach.
01:06:56How is that?
01:06:57Oh, yes.
01:06:58YourUSE is very fortunate.
01:07:59Hey, look, it fell in the hot tub.
01:08:00It's all right.
01:08:01We can fix it.
01:08:02Besides, if I don't, I don't get credit for the last milf.
01:08:04So it'll be done.
01:08:05Don't worry.
01:08:06Do you have any idea how much this equipment costs?
01:08:09What happened to the second button cam?
01:08:12Okay, I'm not going to lie.
01:08:15There was an incident.
01:08:16You went for the crotch shot, didn't you?
01:08:18No.
01:08:19Okay, yes, but it wasn't my fault.
01:08:21Do you know there's this suction thing that...
01:08:23That's it, man.
01:08:24And I've had it with you two and your crap.
01:08:27All you do is take and take and you don't even care about anyone else.
01:08:32Why do you two jerk-offs keep looking at your phone?
01:08:33Milfs, they keep texting us.
01:08:35Me too.
01:08:36It's like they think we're dating or something.
01:08:37Can you two focus?
01:08:39Please.
01:08:40I knew you were going to break my stuff.
01:08:42I knew it.
01:08:43I let you borrow it anyway.
01:08:45Then really, it's your fault.
01:08:46That's what I'm talking about right there, man.
01:08:48You never take responsibility.
01:08:51You just get into all kinds of crap and expect it's going to work out.
01:08:55You should be embarrassed, man.
01:08:57Ow, this is ridiculous.
01:09:01Are you assholes?
01:09:03You are.
01:09:03Thanks for being cool about me digging out last night.
01:09:11What happened with that?
01:09:13Nate lied to me, man.
01:09:14He needed someone to run interference.
01:09:20I'm going to ask you something about last night.
01:09:24Sure.
01:09:24It was a real weird vibe.
01:09:27My parents fighting over you.
01:09:33You don't think they're getting back together, do you?
01:09:36I mean, because I love my dad,
01:09:39but I've just never, ever thought that they were happy together.
01:09:43And last night was just a reminder of all of it.
01:09:51Who is it?
01:09:53Okay, guys.
01:09:54Guys.
01:09:55Hear us out.
01:09:56We're done.
01:09:57Yeah.
01:09:57We're through.
01:09:58Right.
01:09:59The bet's off.
01:09:59I won.
01:10:00I did.
01:10:00But who cares?
01:10:01Okay, right.
01:10:01These women, they're crazy.
01:10:04Yeah, hormonally unbalanced.
01:10:06Sexually frustrated.
01:10:07Menopausal.
01:10:07Fine.
01:10:08Congratulations.
01:10:09No, no, no, no.
01:10:10Wait, there's more.
01:10:11Look, we need to stop them.
01:10:12They call us 24-7.
01:10:13They know where we live.
01:10:14They just won't stop.
01:10:15Yeah, I have finals in two weeks.
01:10:17Oh.
01:10:18Um, we need your mom's house.
01:10:22Where's that?
01:10:23This ought to be good.
01:10:24Look, there's no way the Mills will come to a party at dorm.
01:10:26Yeah, and there's no way that people will pay for a party in the dorms.
01:10:28Oh, hold up, hold up.
01:10:29Back it up.
01:10:30Why do we need the Mills to show up at my mom's house?
01:10:34Okay, okay.
01:10:34Think about it, right?
01:10:35What if they had other young guys to go after?
01:10:38Right?
01:10:39Other young studs to, like, tickle their, uh, you know, their fancy.
01:10:41Then they'd finally stop calling us.
01:10:45No.
01:10:46Oh, come on, man.
01:10:47Aren't you supposed to wingman for us?
01:10:48Come on, Brandon.
01:10:50Didn't you bequeath your debt to us?
01:10:52Sure.
01:10:52Then, uh, technically, you owe us.
01:10:56Fine.
01:10:56I'll do it.
01:10:57But this officially pays off my debt.
01:10:59Okay, great.
01:11:00Awesome.
01:11:00Because we already started putting these up around campus.
01:11:03And at the Mills bar.
01:11:05Oh.
01:11:05Oh.
01:11:06My.
01:11:07God.
01:11:18Hey, stranger.
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:20What's up?
01:11:21I saw that you guys were having a house party.
01:11:23That's pretty awesome.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:25Not me, but...
01:11:26Oh, but are you going to go?
01:11:28Yes, but...
01:11:29I think I'm going to go, too.
01:11:31I could use the opportunity to blow off some scheme after all these tests.
01:11:36That is if you're going to be having some of that sweet, sweet micro-brew action going on again.
01:11:41No, I really think it's just going to be the regular kind of beer.
01:11:48Oh.
01:11:50You don't want me to come?
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Of course not.
01:11:54Great.
01:11:55Well, then I'll see you there in a few hours.
01:11:58Great.
01:11:59Okay.
01:11:59Bye.
01:12:00Bye.
01:12:07You haven't returned any of my calls.
01:12:10I know.
01:12:11Look, we need to talk.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:16I've heard that time before.
01:12:18Look.
01:12:19It's been fun.
01:12:21Right?
01:12:21It has.
01:12:22But we both knew this wasn't going to last forever.
01:12:25I mean...
01:12:26I just...
01:12:27I really don't want to hurt Anthony.
01:12:29Well, what about me?
01:12:33Don't you care what I think?
01:12:35Of course.
01:12:37But Sheldon talked to you, didn't he?
01:12:39What?
01:12:40Asshole.
01:12:41He doesn't want me to be happy.
01:12:43Holly.
01:12:43Look.
01:12:44Seriously.
01:12:44You are the first person I've been attracted to since divorce.
01:12:48And what?
01:12:49Now you're suddenly popular and you're just going to dump me like trash?
01:12:52No.
01:12:53No.
01:12:53No.
01:12:53How's it looking?
01:13:18Hey, so far so good.
01:13:20Oh, thank God.
01:13:26She's alive.
01:13:28Best way to spend the rest of the year, you know?
01:13:30Best buds hanging out.
01:13:32Nice party, fellas.
01:13:35It's not bad.
01:13:35Oh, hey, man.
01:13:39Um...
01:13:40Hey, listen, you know, it was really great living right next to you, you know?
01:13:46I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more.
01:13:49Yeah.
01:13:50Sure, whatever.
01:13:51What happened to your eye?
01:14:02Now he's capped an asshole.
01:14:04Hey, man, I'm going to go wander around for a bit.
01:14:06You cool?
01:14:06Oh, yeah, man.
01:14:07I'm cool.
01:14:08I'm cool.
01:14:08All right.
01:14:09Get out there, dude.
01:14:10Cool.
01:14:10All right.
01:14:10Hey.
01:14:15Hey.
01:14:16You made it.
01:14:16Yeah.
01:14:17Oh.
01:14:17I wouldn't miss it.
01:14:19Especially, um, since all the cool kids are here.
01:14:23Yeah.
01:14:23Yeah.
01:14:26Look at that.
01:14:30Isn't that just silly?
01:14:32I mean, why would you bother with someone with such a huge age gap?
01:14:36Maybe.
01:14:37I don't know.
01:14:38Maybe they just got a real connection or something.
01:14:40Oh.
01:14:42Hmm.
01:14:44So, uh, you have plans for summer?
01:14:45Oh, um, actually, I have an internship.
01:14:47Oh, cool.
01:14:48Yeah, so I'm going to be around here.
01:14:49So what about you?
01:14:51Yeah, um, I, I, uh, I just live about 20 minutes away, so, um, I, I do, I'll be right
01:14:56here, right in this area.
01:14:58Cool.
01:14:58Cool.
01:14:58Most of my friends are going home for the summer, so, so, uh, I'm going to need someone
01:15:05to hang out with.
01:15:06Oh, I'm going to be here, so.
01:15:07Okay, I'm going to take you up on that.
01:15:08Okay, thank you.
01:15:10I'll be right back.
01:15:12Uh, oh, can, can you just excuse me just for a moment?
01:15:15Oh, sure.
01:15:16Yeah, okay.
01:15:17I just have to take care of something, but.
01:15:18Okay.
01:15:19Be quick.
01:15:19Okay.
01:15:19Be quick.
01:15:20I'll be here.
01:15:20All right.
01:15:21Bye.
01:15:22Bye.
01:15:22Bye.
01:15:27Hey, stud.
01:15:28You had me worried.
01:15:35I thought you were leaving, but you didn't.
01:15:38I was going to, but I.
01:15:40But you stayed.
01:15:40That must mean something.
01:15:43No, it's over.
01:15:44Seriously, I.
01:15:47No, not yet.
01:15:50Mom, we're all out of view.
01:15:52Oh, shit.
01:15:54No.
01:15:55Uh.
01:15:59Dude.
01:16:00What?
01:16:03Jesus, Mom.
01:16:08How long has this been going on?
01:16:10I'm just going to go to the dorm party.
01:16:16What?
01:16:18Brandon.
01:16:19You made me feel so guilty, man.
01:16:21And this whole time, you've been screwing my mom?
01:16:24Sorry.
01:16:29All right, man.
01:16:30Anthony!
01:16:40Anthony!
01:16:44Hey!
01:16:50Oh!
01:16:50My other eye!
01:16:51Yeah!
01:17:13Brandon!
01:17:15Alex!
01:17:17No, wait, wait, Alex, wait!
01:17:21There's some noise, I still can't see you!
01:17:24What the hell kind of friend am I?
01:17:28Your mom, I don't know why.
01:17:30I'm sorry, man.
01:17:32It's not cool.
01:17:33I'm sorry.
01:17:36Ron, I let you keep thinking it was okay to feel guilty about just seeing my mom naked and...
01:17:43I don't know how we're gonna fix this, man.
01:17:45I want to, I really do.
01:17:46I just don't know how and...
01:17:48I'm really...
01:17:50I'm willing to do whatever it takes.
01:17:51Anything.
01:17:52I'll do anything.
01:17:54Just...
01:17:56Say something.
01:17:57Please, just say anything to me.
01:17:58Just...
01:17:59Well, I screwed your mom, too.
01:18:02Huh?
01:18:04Dude, it was like...
01:18:05It was like...
01:18:06I'm sorry.
01:18:07I thought you were gone.
01:18:08I did.
01:18:09I can't leave.
01:18:10I'm sorry.
01:18:13Mrs. Murphy...
01:18:15The moment I opened that door, she was, like, possessed, man.
01:18:18She wanted it.
01:18:20Drop him.
01:18:21What?
01:18:22You heard me.
01:18:24You got to see me.
01:18:26Now I get to see you.
01:18:27Okay.
01:18:28Um...
01:18:29Yeah.
01:18:30There was...
01:18:31There was no stopping her, did you?
01:18:32She...
01:18:33Ah!
01:18:34Ah!
01:18:35Ah!
01:18:36Ah!
01:18:37Ah!
01:18:38Ah!
01:18:39Ah!
01:18:40Ah!
01:18:41Ah!
01:18:42Ah!
01:18:43Ah!
01:18:44Ah!
01:18:45Ah!
01:18:46Ah!
01:18:47Ah!
01:18:48Ah!
01:18:49Ah!
01:18:50Ah!
01:18:51Ah!
01:18:52Ah!
01:18:53Ah!
01:18:54Ah!
01:18:55Ah!
01:18:56Ah!
01:18:57Shut up!
01:18:59Just...
01:19:02Call it even?
01:19:03I don't know.
01:19:05Yeah?
01:19:06Call it even.
01:19:13Can you just give us...
01:19:15a minute?
01:19:25About the party, I'll totally reimburse any damage we caused, and the...
01:19:32I just came here to apologize.
01:19:35Really?
01:19:37All right.
01:19:44Look, Brandon, I'm not going to lie.
01:19:46I think we had a really great thing going.
01:19:50But...
01:19:51You're right.
01:19:54This wasn't supposed to last forever, and after seeing what it did to you and Anthony's friendship,
01:20:01it's best that it end now, while you guys still have a chance to be friends.
01:20:07And it would be really weird if we had a real relationship.
01:20:12What if we got together?
01:20:14You'd be Anthony's stepdad.
01:20:17Yes, that would be weird.
01:20:19See you around, Kit.
01:20:24We'll have a good summer, ladies.
01:20:29You're still going to be around, right?
01:20:32Yeah, I've got some units to make up.
01:20:37I'll be here.
01:20:38You're going to be here?
01:20:39Yeah, yeah.
01:20:39Cool.
01:20:40Cool.
01:20:41Go close.
01:20:42All right, all right.
01:20:43Sweet.
01:20:44I'm going to take it off.
01:20:45Hold up.
01:20:46Hold up.
01:20:47Hold up.
01:20:48Is that the chocolate syrup girl?
01:20:49Is that her?
01:20:50Hey, Dave.
01:20:51Check it out.
01:20:52I can see straight down her shirt.
01:20:54Okay.
01:20:55I can't believe you're still seeing her.
01:20:56I guess I'm a romantic at heart.
01:20:57Peace, guys.
01:20:58See you later.
01:20:59Wow.
01:21:00All right.
01:21:01All right.
01:21:02All right.
01:21:03I'm going to take it off.
01:21:04Hold up.
01:21:05Hold up.
01:21:06Is that the chocolate syrup girl?
01:21:07Is that her?
01:21:08Hey, Dave.
01:21:09Check it out.
01:21:10I can see straight down her shirt.
01:21:12I can't believe you're still seeing her.
01:21:15I guess I'm a romantic at heart.
01:21:18Peace, guys.
01:21:19See you later.
01:21:20Wow.
01:21:21Hey, guys.
01:21:22I'm out too as well.
01:21:23You'll see the ladies one last time before I head out of town.
01:21:24You get one more round with the Nape man.
01:21:25Woo-hoo.
01:21:26See you, Nape man.
01:21:27See you later.
01:21:28Later, Ralph.
01:21:29Yo, lady.
01:21:30It's us, huh?
01:21:31Well, that's everything.
01:21:33Yeah.
01:21:34I guess so.
01:21:36I'm out too.
01:21:37I'm out too as well.
01:21:38I'm out too as well.
01:21:39You'll see the ladies one last time before I head out of town.
01:21:40You get one more round with the Nape man.
01:21:41Woo-hoo!
01:21:42See you, Nape man.
01:21:43Later, Ralph.
01:21:44Well, that's everything.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:49I guess so.
01:21:51Are you gonna come by the house later or later on?
01:21:56Yeah, probably.
01:21:59Hey, man.
01:22:01I was thinking.
01:22:02If anybody was gonna be sleeping with my mom, I'm glad it was you.
01:22:05What the hell?
01:22:06Come on, man.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Too soon?
01:22:09Well, um...
01:22:13My dad wants to meet me for dinner, so I gotta go.
01:22:16He's got something important to tell me.
01:22:21Call you later?
01:22:23Sure.
01:22:26Cool.
01:22:39So...
01:22:42So...
01:22:43How have you been?
01:22:45Good.
01:22:46Good.
01:22:47I've been good.
01:22:48Um...
01:22:49I'm just packing, and I'm moving to a new apartment off campus.
01:22:51So I just came by to pick up a few of my things.
01:22:54I didn't think you'd want to see me after the incident at the party.
01:22:57Yeah, that was strange.
01:22:59Yeah.
01:23:00But I...
01:23:02You know...
01:23:03That's okay.
01:23:04Anthony came to see me.
01:23:06He told me everything.
01:23:07He did?
01:23:08Yeah.
01:23:09He told me that, um...
01:23:10He ended up dating your cousin, and...
01:23:13He didn't tell you about it, so it ended up being weird for you and your family.
01:23:16So...
01:23:17It's okay.
01:23:18Don't worry about it.
01:23:19Yeah.
01:23:20It's...
01:23:21It's my fault, too.
01:23:22That's a nice pattern.
01:23:23Thanks.
01:23:24I made it myself.
01:23:26Brandon, is...
01:23:27Is that a nice pattern?
01:23:28Thanks.
01:23:29I made it myself.
01:23:30Brandon, is...
01:23:31Is that a nice pattern?
01:23:32Thanks.
01:23:33I made it myself.
01:23:35Brandon, is...
01:23:36Is that a peephole?
01:23:38Yeah.
01:23:39Ugh.
01:23:40It's a long story, but...
01:23:42Our neighbor moved out already, so it's fine.
01:23:44We've got this whole place to ourselves.
01:23:48Good.
01:23:50Good.
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