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00:00Tonight, join Celia Pakola, Tony Martin, Bron Lewis, Daniel Connell, and Ed Cavalli
00:10as we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And now, the man with the answers, Tom Gleisner.
00:22Good evening, Australia.
00:23Great to have your company as we once again play quiz show catch-up on the week that was.
00:27And to assist us with that task, we've assembled five of our favourites
00:31who can hopefully recall some of the major moments.
00:34Winner of Mr Personality at the 1990 Batemans Bay Neptune Festival, it's Daniel Connell.
00:42Host of the Logie-nominated series, thank God you're here.
00:46We're always thrilled when she's here, Celia Pakola.
00:49You know him from the Team Effort podcast.
00:52It's the always informed Ed Cavalli.
00:54Currently on the road with a Who's Talking Encore Tour.
01:00I'll tell you who's talking, it's Bron Lewis.
01:04And finally, for the first time this year, host of the multi-award winning podcast, Sizzle Town.
01:09Welcome back, Tony Martin.
01:11Yes.
01:12He's here.
01:13Great to see you, Tony.
01:15First time this year.
01:16Have you been busy?
01:17Yes, I've been touring with arseless chaps.
01:19I should explain.
01:21It's myself and Damien Cowell.
01:24It's very loud dance music with very silly lyrics.
01:28We've been going all over and we somehow got asked to play Punk Fest in Brisbane.
01:33Right.
01:33Which is all punk rock bands, a very hardcore punk rock audience.
01:39And this is what we were wearing there.
01:41Yeah, wow.
01:44Luckily, there was a back exit.
01:46Sure.
01:47It's more boys to men than punk and that particular scene.
01:50And how long have you and Damien been doing this arseless chaps thing for?
01:54Well, he asked me to join his band 11 years ago when I was 50 and I was too old to do
01:59the dancing then.
02:00Sure.
02:03That is exactly what I'm wearing.
02:07She's brought that there is an overlap.
02:09Hey, welcome back, Celia.
02:10Always a delight to have you.
02:13And I'm saying that you got some online attention recently for something.
02:19You posted a parenting hack.
02:20A parenting hack.
02:21I don't know if you know this.
02:22I have a two-year-old who still lives at home.
02:25Listen, you know, me and my boyfriend were always looking for activities to break up
02:29the screen time.
02:29I mean, break up the...
02:31The day, of course, yeah.
02:32All of the vegetable eating.
02:33Trying to find activities and we came up with one, found a very wholesome, cute activity
02:37that we did one night that worked really well.
02:38I think we've got a clip here.
02:40Yep, this is me.
02:48Right?
02:48It's really great.
02:49That's me.
02:49Loved it.
02:50It went really well.
02:51And then my boyfriend had a go.
02:52Did you all get the gist?
03:01What we got is you having one child and one child only.
03:04I don't know if you've heard that sound in the background.
03:06That was me laughing at something unrelated to it.
03:08Thank you for clearing that up.
03:09Good to see you again, Daniel.
03:11And what's been happening?
03:12And I need to ask, have we spotted this rather intriguing footage on Instagram?
03:21Oh.
03:21Oh.
03:23Oh, no.
03:24OK.
03:26What's going on there?
03:27Just a bit of foreplay.
03:30What's that music?
03:31That is Water Rats, the theme song to Water Rats.
03:35I'm sure everybody remembers.
03:36You're dancing to the theme song to Water Rats.
03:38Yeah, my wife and I, we do choreographed improv dances to Australian TV shows.
03:43Theme music, basically.
03:43Wow.
03:44I'm telling you, give it a go.
03:45It really gets things moving.
03:46Can I just say, can you just put that back up for a second?
03:48Please.
03:48I've never felt more like a toddler mum, because all I'm looking at is, I've got that puzzle
03:51and you're missing the apple.
03:52Where's the apple, Dan?
03:54Where is the apple?
03:55You've got to find the apple.
03:56We need the complete set.
03:57Where do we go, Terry?
03:57Could Daniel get into arseless chaps?
03:59Oh, absolutely.
04:00We do a lot of dancing to the theme from City Homicide.
04:03Wow.
04:03There you go.
04:05All right, we'd better get this quiz started.
04:06Hands on buzzers.
04:09Take a look at this image from the week.
04:11What do these four people have in common?
04:14Tony.
04:15Well, that's what the Smashing Pumpkins look like now.
04:18They're not a musical act.
04:20Ed?
04:20The four finalists in a Sampang look-alike competition.
04:25Five.
04:27Celia.
04:28Those are four people who are in and out of a hairdresser.
04:31In and out.
04:32Ten minutes in and out.
04:33It's been a lot of time.
04:34But Penny Wong went to a quad foreign ministers meeting, Tony.
04:38That's a bit...
04:38No, you're Tony.
04:39You be Tom.
04:39Sorry?
04:40You know all about that, because leg day, right?
04:41You eat better.
04:42Yeah, quite.
04:43Absolutely.
04:43It was a meeting of three foreign ministers and the Secretary of State from the US.
04:47I'll give you the points.
04:48Ed?
04:49Well, we heard this phrase a bit.
04:50Scattered spider.
04:51Scattered spider.
04:52Scattered spider.
04:53Scattered spider.
04:54Scattered spider.
04:55Why is everyone talking about scattered spider?
04:58Wrong.
04:58Tony, isn't that one of your dance moves?
05:00It's a good move.
05:01It's an excellent move.
05:02Not a dance move.
05:02Daniel?
05:03Did Spider-Man die?
05:05He had his...
05:06An ashes.
05:07It's what he would have wanted.
05:09Spider-Man?
05:09Not Spider-Man.
05:11Celia?
05:12Did someone hit a huntsman with a whippersnapper?
05:14That would do it, wouldn't it?
05:15Legs.
05:16Legs everywhere.
05:17No, a little closer to home, Bronc.
05:18Isn't this the Qantas cyber hack thing?
05:20Yes.
05:21Yes, they're the group that people think are responsible for.
05:23Anyone being caught up in the...
05:25Oh, yeah, I got hacked, Tommy.
05:26Yeah?
05:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:27Both my accounts got hacked.
05:28The one I use to travel and the one I use to travel to see my secret firmly.
05:31Sorry to hear that, Ed.
05:34Ron, I'll pay that.
05:35It's the group alleged...
05:35What about you, Tommy?
05:36Did you get hacked?
05:37Yeah, couldn't get into the chairman's lounge show.
05:38Yeah, we did.
05:39It was two thousand.
05:41Go on, actually.
05:42Federal Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke and rapper Kanye West join the dots for me.
05:48Daniel?
05:49They both have children with a Kardashian.
05:52News to one of them.
05:54Celia?
05:54They're both dealing with affairs at home.
05:57Ooh.
05:58Yeah, not funny.
05:59Close call needs.
06:00A bit clever, but not funny.
06:01Something more specific.
06:02Tony, help me out.
06:03What's the link?
06:04I think he stopped Kanye from coming into Australia.
06:07Yes.
06:07Because he says he hasn't done anything good since the Yeezus album.
06:11Yes.
06:11Here's a phrase I have not used for many, many years.
06:15Tony, you're correct.
06:17Oh!
06:17What?
06:18Oh!
06:20He's cancelled his B's.
06:22It feels like an overreaction.
06:24I mean, what did he do?
06:25The Heil Hitler song.
06:26But apart from that, I mean, it's a clean slate.
06:28Surely you've got to say he cancelled his Yeezer.
06:33You'll take either.
06:34You'll take either.
06:36Thank you, Celia.
06:37Oh, it was a huge moment on Friday at the White House.
06:43What was Donald Trump doing there?
06:45Daniel?
06:46He was just doing a connector dots.
06:47Why not?
06:47He likes the big pen.
06:50Tony?
06:50He was signing the order to pull the plug on Joe Biden.
06:53It's just...
06:54It's fair.
06:57You know, he would if he could.
06:59Are they not Biden-related?
07:00Ed, help us out.
07:01What's Trump doing?
07:01It was good.
07:02It's his big, beautiful tax bill.
07:04Hmm.
07:04He finally got through Congress.
07:06Indeed.
07:07And Republicans were pretty happy.
07:09Woo!
07:10Ah!
07:13What a second.
07:14Say hello to US House Minority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries.
07:18He just broke a record for the longest what?
07:21Ah, Tony.
07:22Is it Ty?
07:23Is it Ty?
07:25It's a nomination.
07:26It's a nomination.
07:28Is that on the card?
07:29Not on the card.
07:29I believe it was speech.
07:32Yes.
07:33Arguing against the bill.
07:34Eight hours and 44 minutes.
07:37Eight hours, 44 minutes, Tom?
07:38It's still shorter than some Logies Hall of Fame acceptance.
07:40Thank you very much.
07:42You up for the Hall of Fame this year, Tom?
07:43Which one?
07:44What are you up for this year at the Logies?
07:45Ah, we've got, uh, have you been?
07:48And, of course, uh, thank God you're here.
07:49Hi.
07:51Right, right, right.
07:52Before you get too excited...
07:54Seals, I think we're up against each other.
07:56Is that right?
07:56You're going down.
07:57OK.
08:00Staying overseas.
08:00Now, ahead of his 90th birthday celebrations on Sunday,
08:05the Dalai Lama has confirmed...
08:07Ooh, what's the Dalai Lama confirmed?
08:09Tony.
08:10He's, uh, starring in the musical Hello, Dalai.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Uh, you own that, Tony.
08:18Damn it.
08:19There will be strippers.
08:20Oh, really?
08:22Ed said that there's going to be another Dalai Lama
08:25and it will be chosen.
08:26No, this is...
08:26Come on, help me here.
08:27It'll be chosen in the traditional Tibetan way,
08:31which is a freak-off.
08:32OK.
08:33Ed, I'm going to play the first half for that.
08:35There will be another Dalai Lama.
08:36He's going to be reincarnated.
08:38Yes.
08:38And I will give you the points so he'll live on.
08:41Well, Pope Leo left for his annual summer holiday yesterday.
08:44At what traditional destination?
08:47Daniel.
08:48Aubrey-Wodonga?
08:48Would be...
08:49LAUGHTER
08:49I'll tell you, but it'd be lovely.
08:51Tony.
08:52F-Boy Island.
08:53Is...
08:54LAUGHTER
08:54It was not an island.
08:56It was close...
08:57Closer to, uh, closer to home.
09:00Something or a something-something.
09:01Oh, I don't know this.
09:02It's just outside of Rome.
09:03Yes.
09:04Gondolfo.
09:05There you go.
09:05I think you're trying to tell me Castel Gandolfo.
09:09Castel Gandolfo.
09:10It's my accent.
09:11Yeah.
09:11No, no, it was fine.
09:13Popes have been going there, apparently, for centuries,
09:15and then they...
09:16The first one was Pope Trivago back in the 60s.
09:18Really?
09:19Really?
09:20I'm going to own that.
09:21The 1500s.
09:21Bron, points are yours.
09:22Oh, busy week for the royals.
09:24The king and queen were marking, of course, the start of...
09:34Bron?
09:34By the speed of them, arthritis?
09:36Yeah, it's probably...
09:37A little bit of osteo down the stairs.
09:39Daniel.
09:40Is it dry July?
09:41It was?
09:42I think they've tried that before.
09:44It didn't work.
09:44Anyway, Tony.
09:46The Oasis Tour.
09:47Oh, no.
09:47OK.
09:48They'd be there in Cardiff.
09:49No, it's an annual.
09:50Then Celia.
09:50They're in Scotland, celebrating things that are Scottish.
09:54Would you say Royal Week in Scotland?
09:56Yes, I would say that.
09:57And I'll give you the points.
09:59And King Charles was in Edinburgh the next day.
10:01I offer for your gracious acceptance, the kings...
10:05..to the Mitsubishi Triton.
10:06Oh, wow.
10:08That's good, Anthony.
10:09That is right.
10:10We've got to take a break.
10:11Back with more Have You Been Panced?
10:13Right after this.
10:14APPLAUSE
10:15King Charles is now officially in charge of 11 adorable meerkats.
10:29We're going to teach them how to run.
10:31To win 100 races.
10:32One of the challenges has been...
10:34Dinosaurs.
10:35A bomb cyclone.
10:36250,000 lightning strikes.
10:38Raised to the Africa.
10:41Singing in that song should be banned.
10:43The motion is adopted.
10:46CHEERING
10:46We're back.
10:49You're lucky to have you been paying attention
10:51just before we return to questions.
10:53Bron, you've been busy touring, but it's also school holidays.
10:56How are you handling that?
10:58Oh, Christ.
10:59Look, my kids...
11:00I've got three children, and I think...
11:03This is the only way I can explain this.
11:05They have made a pact with a witch
11:06where at least one of them has to be touching me at all times.
11:10Oh, really?
11:11Yes, they do.
11:12And so school holidays just do my head in.
11:14So I've got a new strategy these school holidays
11:16where I have disguises.
11:18What?
11:18Well, this may explain a certain photo.
11:22LAUGHTER
11:22Who's that?
11:25That is Spider-Man, you idiot.
11:26Of course.
11:27Also, no-one knew he was a mum, so congratulations to him.
11:30LAUGHTER
11:31Good luck with the juggle, Bron.
11:34All right, let's get back into some questions.
11:37Oh, huge news from former UFC fighter Conor McGregor.
11:40He's announced he's running for what?
11:42Julia?
11:43Um, the next Dalai Lama.
11:45He could be running...
11:46I don't hate it, he could get that.
11:47Uh, Bron?
11:48Is he running to find his neck?
11:50Yeah.
11:52Just a bit of what?
11:53Daniel, help us out.
11:54I believe he wants to be the president of Ireland.
11:57He is running.
11:57So he's running for that.
11:58Running for the president of Ireland.
11:59He's going to always hit first, ask questions later.
12:02Yeah, and it's a good one.
12:03I'd vote for that.
12:04This footage caught our eye.
12:06You are looking at a rare weather phenomenon known as...
12:10Known as...
12:11Bron?
12:12A tidal cloud.
12:14Is that right?
12:15No.
12:15But thanks for playing.
12:18Oh, Bron, weren't you a...
12:19You were a teacher, Bron, weren't you?
12:20Oh, in clouds, yeah.
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:23Christ's sake.
12:23Um, it's a...
12:24Well, it's a something cloud.
12:25Daniel?
12:26I think it's called a roll cloud.
12:27Yeah.
12:27I saw it.
12:28I think it looks like...
12:29It should be called a doona cloud.
12:30It looks like a doona coming up.
12:31Just asking.
12:32Yeah, it's beautiful.
12:32Uh, Daniel, points are yours.
12:34Donald Trump released a new fragrance this week.
12:37What's it called?
12:38Shabron.
12:39Democracy and it's empty.
12:40It's a...
12:41It's a small bottle.
12:42Yeah, not democracy.
12:44Celia?
12:44Is it called IQ number five?
12:47It should be.
12:49It should be.
12:50That's very good.
12:51Thank you, Celia.
12:52Tony, what is Donald's new fragrance called?
12:54Is it the big, beautiful smell?
12:56Is it...
12:57It might have been a working time.
12:59Daniel, help us out.
13:00Is it a touch of musk?
13:02Is...
13:03Oh, that's good.
13:04Boom.
13:05That would work.
13:06That would work.
13:07Thanks.
13:08Good job.
13:09I could imagine that.
13:10Ed, what's it called?
13:11Is it fight, fight, victory?
13:13Is it fight, fight, fight?
13:14Yes, his previous one was fight, fight, fight.
13:16This one's called victory.
13:17Yeah, victory.
13:17OK, it's time to roll out that red carpet.
13:19And tonight's showbiz segment is once again brought to you by the Mitsubishi Triton.
13:30It has to be Mitsubishi's most capable youth ever.
13:33Nothing can frighten a Triton.
13:35Huge week for Liam and Noel Gallagher.
13:37What have they just started?
13:39Tony?
13:40An Oasis cover band.
13:42Well, you're sort of close because obviously it's Oasis related.
13:44Wrong.
13:45Well, they started touring?
13:46That's right.
13:47The official reunion tour started in Cardiff, Wales.
13:50Of course, the fans were pretty pumped.
13:51Was it worth every penny?
13:52Every single penny.
13:53Worth every penny?
13:54Absolutely.
13:54Was it worth every penny?
13:57Well, I know Noel Gallagher, so I got on the guest list.
14:02What a loser.
14:04That's what we call a humble brag.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Hey, I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
14:10Hi, Mom.
14:12We are all from the new movie Superman.
14:14Here's our question.
14:15We'll start this one pretty easy.
14:17What city does Superman take place in?
14:20What city does Superman take place in?
14:22Celia?
14:23A green screen.
14:25Oh, it's chunk of the movie.
14:27That's right.
14:28And is, of course, Daniel?
14:29Metropolis.
14:30Ooh, Metropolis.
14:31Let's see if you're right.
14:32If anyone said Brisbane, we need to talk.
14:35Wow.
14:35It's Metropolis.
14:36Not bad from that one, yeah.
14:39All sad news for fans of Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill.
14:42What's happened?
14:44Tony?
14:45The HD Ultra versions have been mastered in the incorrect aspect ratio.
14:50It's devastating.
14:51That is sad news, but not the sad news I'm chasing at home.
14:54Daniel?
14:55The actor that's in both of those, Michael Madsen, he passed away.
14:58Yes, he played Mr Blonde.
15:00Follow-up question for Tony Martin.
15:01Name the other two Tarantino films that Michael Madsen was in.
15:06Oh, it was in The Hateful Eight.
15:08Yes, and?
15:08And Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
15:10Ten points for Tony Martin.
15:14Well done, Tony.
15:15All K-pop supergroup BTS hosted a live stream for fans.
15:23Working closely together on...
15:26Tony?
15:27A career-ending scandal?
15:31Hopefully not.
15:32They're going to be working on...
15:33Did you say a career-ending scandal?
15:35It wasn't meant to be a pun, but...
15:37If it gets a point.
15:38An inadvertent pun.
15:40And you are going to get so much hate.
15:41That's right.
15:42What are they working on here?
15:44Oh, look, me and the BTS army are just glued to our devices
15:47because the lads are getting together to work on some new music.
15:51New music, a world tour and puberty.
15:53So it's going to be a huge, huge couple of months.
15:55It's going to be great.
15:57Real people were the inspiration for a challenge on MasterChef.
16:00Jamie, the choice is yours.
16:02Come on, Jamie.
16:02You've got three left.
16:03All right.
16:04Let's see who you've chosen.
16:05This is Arthur Wellesley, famous for...
16:09Jamie chose Arthur Wellesley, famous for what dish?
16:12Daniel?
16:13The Chicka Roll.
16:14Would be...
16:15Someone had to invent it.
16:17Ed?
16:18First ever protein powder.
16:20It was ground-up peasants.
16:22It was not so...
16:25How do you not know this?
16:26This is the best guy ever.
16:26This is a nice chronic dish.
16:27It's been in our news.
16:28This guy's our inspiration.
16:29It's been in our news for about 10 weeks now.
16:31Come on, guys.
16:32Someone.
16:32Is it the Beef Wellington pie?
16:35Well, let's take a look.
16:36The Beef Wellington.
16:37The crab crab dish, Jamie.
16:39And three contestants were eliminated that night.
16:42It was a big show.
16:44What's yours?
16:46Well, neighbours got a little spicy this week.
16:49What's going on there?
17:01Ron, they're trying to get axed again?
17:03Well, I think they're heading towards...
17:05That's happened.
17:06Celia?
17:06That is where neighbours become good friends.
17:08That's what I'm saying.
17:12Appreciate it.
17:13Very true.
17:14Give me some context.
17:15Daniel?
17:16I think...
17:17I'm embarrassed to say that the retirement...
17:19I know.
17:20The retirement home was doing, like, nude yoga.
17:24Indeed.
17:25And they did the warrior pose, the downward dog,
17:27and, of course, the...
17:28Scattered spine.
17:30Daniel, points are yours.
17:32The couples on Stranded on Honeymoon Island
17:35have been experimenting.
17:36Can I welcome you to our next experience?
17:39Sure.
17:40Ooh, what is that?
17:41To lay back.
17:43Sure.
17:44Do you trust me?
17:45I do trust you.
17:46Mm.
17:47What, uh...
17:48What did Chad plan for Georgia?
17:50Celia?
17:51Well...
17:52It was a very sensual pap smear time.
17:55It was incredible.
17:58What a pap smear...
17:59What did Chad plan for Georgia?
18:01Tony.
18:02A Dutch oven?
18:03He said...
18:04They're on the beach.
18:06Delightful.
18:07Daniel?
18:07Did you do her tax return?
18:09That would have been appreciated.
18:11Anyone see this episode?
18:12No, I know this.
18:13It's a full-body massage.
18:14And be careful, Georgia, you will get pregnant.
18:16You're tempted...
18:17Oh, Chad!
18:19Oh, my God!
18:20I've heard of deep tissue.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Deep tissue, Chad.
18:25That is...
18:26That massage...
18:27It's not full-body massage.
18:29That is StaxOn.
18:29I know that.
18:31Ron?
18:32It's yours.
18:33We've got to take a break.
18:34Back with our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:35Right after.
18:44We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
18:46And it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:48He really needs no introduction,
18:50but I sort of need to do one,
18:52or he won't know when to come out of the door.
18:54It's our friend Andy Lee.
18:55Nice to be here.
19:03So much to get through.
19:04Let's start with the...
19:05I always ask for...
19:08Can we get shorter guest, Quizmasters?
19:10So much to get through.
19:11Let's start with the big one.
19:12You've got a new show on the ABC.
19:14Do not watch this show.
19:16Yes.
19:16What's the thing?
19:17Very exciting.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Give us a brief summary.
19:20I'm here to tell people,
19:21definitely don't watch it, of course,
19:23but it's an adaptation of my kids' books,
19:25Do Not Open This Book.
19:26Yes.
19:26You wrote for your nephew, I think, originally, didn't you?
19:28I did, yes.
19:29And it's a good distraction from the Carlton Footy Club,
19:31which is Do Not Watch This Team.
19:32Yes.
19:33It all comes together.
19:34And what's the story about of...
19:36Well, they say there's a character called Whiz.
19:38He doesn't want you to get to the end of the show
19:39because something will happen to him,
19:40so he's trying to convince you to turn off.
19:42To go away.
19:43And you, of course, play the character Whiz.
19:45I play Whiz, yes.
19:46And you've enlisted some other big-name actors,
19:48including Mick Malloy.
19:49Here you go.
19:50One vanilla with sprinkles and one lime.
19:52Huh?
19:53How did you know what I wanted?
19:55I've been watching your show.
19:57Well, stop it!
19:58So, now, Mick's not normally allowed to work around kids,
20:01but...
20:01..obviously, you found a way to weave him in.
20:05And, now, the show premiered last Friday on Ivy at 6am.
20:09It did.
20:10Prime time.
20:10And then broke the streaming record for ABC Ivy.
20:13That's incredible.
20:14That's amazing.
20:17That's not true, sorry.
20:18You shouldn't have clapped.
20:19That's not true.
20:19It's just something that people don't really check,
20:21so you can say that.
20:22Works for us.
20:23It sounded good.
20:24We will say it.
20:25Now, Andy, you and I have been involved with an organisation
20:27called Challenge for the last...
20:28Yeah, Andy, yes.
20:28They look after kids with cancer.
20:30And you did something pretty amazing
20:31with one of the kids from Challenge, Bonnie?
20:33Yeah, although, I mean, Mick was hard to deal with as an actor,
20:36but Bonnie, she has been going through treatment
20:40since she was two years old.
20:42There she is there, yeah.
20:43And she had aspirations to be a young actress,
20:45so we got her in.
20:47She plays a jellyfish in the show.
20:48You got her to the premiere, you organised a dress for her,
20:51you made the whole day special, an incredible effort.
20:53It was so much fun.
20:54And we'll look out for jellyfish in which episode?
20:56It's down the track a bit?
20:57Great question.
20:58We'll find it.
20:59Wikipedia.
21:00We'll find it.
21:01Now, apart from the new TV series, you own a pub in New York.
21:05Yeah.
21:05Old Mates.
21:06If you're ever in New York, I would love you at Old Mates.
21:08The pub, is it like an Aussie-themed pub?
21:10Yeah, I mean, not Aussie-themed.
21:12You're not going to see, like, kangaroo next five kilometre sign
21:14or, like, a shark-fitting surfboard behind the guy pouring the beers.
21:19But the last Aussie pub closed down during COVID in New York City,
21:24and so there's no place to watch AFL or NRL
21:26or the Matildas do their thing or the Aussies smash the poms.
21:28So we wanted to fix that.
21:30And you did.
21:30And so I reached out to a few other, well, they're iconic Australians,
21:34I'm not, but to see if they put the funds in for them.
21:37Well, some high-profile visitors have dropped by,
21:40including Mr. Shud.
21:41Whoa!
21:42Yeah, Shud, he's an investor.
21:44He's an investor.
21:45Wow.
21:46And, of course, your oldest old mate has also been spotted in the vicinity.
21:51Hamish was first in.
21:52Mick Fanning was actually first in.
21:54And I rang Mick and said, hey, would you like to do this?
21:56And he's like, yeah, I'm in.
21:57And I told him how much money it was.
21:59And he went, yeah, no worries.
22:00And I said, would you like me to,
22:01or can you put me in touch with your finance team?
22:04And he said, you're talking to him.
22:07So that's the way he flows.
22:08But, yeah, Ash Barty's in there, Paddy Mills, Pat Cummins,
22:11and, yeah, it's a beautiful spot.
22:12Well, you told me you asked to invest?
22:14In the pub?
22:15No, no, I was not.
22:16I said iconic Australians.
22:19Going back and forth into the States,
22:22have you had any trouble at the border?
22:24No, I'm all good at the moment.
22:26Did they take your phone?
22:27They haven't taken my phone.
22:29We are.
22:29We've been stopped before, but, um, no,
22:32they're allowed to think.
22:33Yes.
22:34Do you just say to them, do not look in that bag?
22:37Yes.
22:38Nice thinking, Brian.
22:39Daniel's having a hell of a time going anywhere
22:41since he decided to base his look on Ivan Milat.
22:43Andy has very kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:54Oh, yes.
22:54Yeah, that's what we're here for.
22:55Here we go.
22:56Let's jump into it, Andy.
22:57My new series features some big-name celebrity voices.
23:00My turn.
23:01Dad.
23:02Come on.
23:03You're never too old to get a kiss from your dad.
23:06Dad.
23:07Who's playing Wiz's dad there?
23:11Celia.
23:12Speaking of iconic, wouldn't know that voice anyway,
23:14that is Morgan Freeman.
23:15Is that right?
23:16What a...
23:17Good game.
23:19Very good game.
23:20It's got that real timber to it, doesn't it?
23:22Iconic is right, Celia, but not Morgan.
23:24Uh, Ed.
23:25That's young Glenn Robbins.
23:26It's old Glenn Robbins, but yes.
23:27Okay.
23:27He's hard to get out to do...
23:30How did you...
23:31He is hard to get to do something.
23:32It's an AI version of it.
23:33Okay.
23:35Next question, please.
23:36Australian Survivor host Jonathan LaPaglia
23:38was blindsided this week by what...
23:40Tony.
23:41..that apparently he used to do acting.
23:44It's a memory of him.
23:46He claims a back catalogue, Tony.
23:47He was shocked to discover that not all T-shirts have to be tight.
23:50It's so true.
23:52So, yeah.
23:52And from...
23:53No, the tribe has spoken.
23:54He's been fired.
23:55He's out.
23:55He's gone.
23:56He's been fired, yes.
23:57This upcoming season will be his last.
23:59Andy.
23:59The Wiggles were performing in New York City.
24:02Which local celebrity did they meet backstage?
24:05Celia.
24:05I'm sorry, but...
24:07Is Dorothy doing a Nazi celebrity?
24:13I love the Wiggles,
24:15and it's unfortunate that the gloves don't have fingers on.
24:18Ignore Dorothy.
24:19Which local celebrity did they meet backstage, Ed?
24:22Robert De Niro?
24:22He's got it.
24:23Is that his child?
24:24No, it's not his child.
24:25That's his child.
24:26And now, speaking of the Wiggles,
24:28they made an appearance at your pub in New York.
24:30They played last week.
24:34What?
24:34They're playing at your pub.
24:40Wow.
24:40A bit of rockabine air.
24:43Went off.
24:45How much do they charge, Andy?
24:47They pay for the privilege, Dan.
24:48Yes.
24:48What about arseless chaps?
24:51Could Tony's band play the...
24:52Oh, jeepers.
24:55If he can get in the country.
24:58US comedian Tiffany Haddish toured Australia recently
25:01and struggled with what words?
25:03Daniel?
25:04Shut up your face.
25:05He went...
25:06It wasn't that much.
25:09Tony.
25:09Excellent.
25:09Poster Coglu.
25:12That's a tricky one.
25:13Tony with a sports job.
25:14Tony with a...
25:14Tony with a...
25:14Tony with a...
25:15That's a big shock.
25:19Not Poster Coglu.
25:19What was the word that Tiffany couldn't get her mouth around?
25:22Celia?
25:23Munted.
25:25That's a tricky word.
25:26Frog?
25:26No, no.
25:27It's Maccas.
25:28She didn't like how he shortened it.
25:29She was upset about that.
25:30She's got it.
25:30Yeah, it's Maccas.
25:31If you don't believe it, just take a look.
25:32Yo, Tiffany, we have to go to Maccas.
25:34We've got to come with me.
25:35You've got to come with me and try this Maccas.
25:37And I'm like, Maccas?
25:38What is Maccas?
25:40Moving along.
25:43Here's an unusual pairing.
25:45Selena Gomez and Oreo cookies.
25:47What's the connection?
25:49Daniel?
25:50That's the Cookie Monster's ultimate fantasy.
25:52Would be.
25:55Selena?
25:56Ed?
25:58I think they were both best before 2019.
26:01Yeah.
26:02She's done it, too.
26:03Oh, some Selena pansy.
26:04What's the connection?
26:05She's done a signature Oreo.
26:06Oh.
26:07The flavour is Ozempic.
26:08Yeah.
26:09Actually, cheers.
26:11But you're right.
26:12A collaboration on a biscuit.
26:13Chocolate and cinnamon flavoured Oreo cookies.
26:15Wow.
26:17The points are yours.
26:18All right, we've got to take a break.
26:19You can watch.
26:20Do not watch this show anytime on ABC iview.
26:23Would you please thank Andy Lee?
26:24We're back in time to talk to each of our businesses individually to the test with the return of an old favourite.
26:39Identify there as international versions of well-known reality TV formats.
26:44Yes, I'm sure you'll remember the rules.
26:47We'll show you each a TV programme.
26:49Ten points if you can name the show.
26:52A bonus ten if you can give me the country of origin.
26:55And a bonus ten from me if you're willing to do the accent.
26:58Yes, please.
26:58So, it's a lot to pay for.
27:01Bron, let's start with you.
27:07Bron, take a look at your international franchise.
27:10A paar gute Kollegen, ein paar Fragen, ein paar Kartenkuchen.
27:15Nein, bei den Männern ist es stinklangweilig.
27:18Kone sitzt nach einem Stuhl und bewegt und alle starren nur so vor sich hin.
27:26Na, wer sagt's denn?
27:27No, no, no, no.
27:30Julia.
27:32Bron, what's going through your head?
27:35I should have called in sick.
27:36Yes.
27:38Let's start with a show.
27:39Any sort of first thoughts?
27:41I reckon maybe he's a virgin.
27:43And they've hired someone to take that title away from him.
27:49Yeah, that would be like Beauty and the Geek sort of vibe.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Not a million miles.
27:53It's, um...
27:54Farmer wants a wife.
27:55Stop.
27:56And for a bonus ten points, the country is.
27:59Okay.
27:59I'm going to do his voice quickly.
28:01Scooby-Doo-Doo-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop.
28:03And, um, that's not German.
28:04That is Scandinavian.
28:06No, it's...
28:07I want a clue.
28:07He seemed to have a fairly neutral expression on his face.
28:10Oh, Switzerland?
28:11Ah, 20 points to Bron, what's going on?
28:14Bron, what's going on?
28:14Bron, what's going on?
28:15Excellent.
28:16Daniel, you've got the general idea?
28:18Yep.
28:18Let's go.
28:18Here is your overseas version.
28:22Oh.
28:22A lot to unpack there.
28:47This series was on ten just a couple of years ago.
28:51It didn't do that well.
28:52I think we had two seasons of it.
28:54Oh, okay.
28:55That's throwing a spinner in the works.
28:56Not that I knew it.
28:57The people in the show spent a lot of time...
29:00Is it SAS?
29:01No.
29:02Good call.
29:03But no, no.
29:03It was on ten.
29:04The people in it spent a lot of time, like, in a mansion,
29:08looking for non-loyalists.
29:12No.
29:13Nothing.
29:13Thanks, Tom.
29:14But, um...
29:15Yeah, okay.
29:17It's got a Taskmaster vibe as well.
29:19Yeah, it's got a Taskmaster vibe.
29:20I'm just going to go Taskmaster.
29:21That's a good call.
29:22In fact, it's The Traitors.
29:24Remember that show?
29:24I do not, no.
29:28Does anybody?
29:29But for a quick free ten points, Country, that we're watching.
29:33That looked like a Ukraine-y...
29:35You're going to say...
29:37Yes, I had a touch of Ukraine.
29:38No, in fact, it was sadly...
29:39This was tough, but it was the Czech Republic.
29:42Okay.
29:42That is true.
29:43Yeah, yeah.
29:43That was arguably too tough.
29:45Ed, let's see if this is a little easier.
29:47Check out your well-established foreign format.
29:49MUSIC PLAYS
29:50All right, this guy's smooth.
30:10Lovely.
30:11Oh, no.
30:12Oh, no.
30:14Tom, is that on in Australia right now?
30:18It was on for many years.
30:20It's a television-based quest for love.
30:22For Bachelorette.
30:25Bachelorette.
30:26Those women with the Bachelorettes.
30:27Yeah, I think they might have...
30:29LAUGHTER
30:30Is it...
30:31They've lived hard lives.
30:32Is it East Germany, Tom, that is?
30:35That's tough going.
30:36That is tough going.
30:37East Germany was owned by them for quite a few decades.
30:40East Germany, so it's Russia.
30:43The Bachelorette, Russia.
30:4420 points a bit.
30:45Wow.
30:45Well done.
30:46Well done.
30:47I think you can close.
30:49All right, Celia, this clip's a bit raunchy.
30:52No-one at home is watching.
30:54She doesn't like raunchy.
30:55I don't want to offend you,
30:56but take a look at your popular TV programme.
31:01Camera 11.
31:03There we go.
31:03Oh, there we go.
31:05Disfruta.
31:06Disfrutalo.
31:07Disfruta.
31:07Oh, no.
31:08Se ha reventado por dentro.
31:10Oh!
31:13Oh!
31:14Corona!
31:15Yeah, man.
31:16Por favor, Montoya, por favor.
31:18Por favor, Montoya!
31:19Toya!
31:20Toya!
31:20Toya!
31:21Yo te amo!
31:23This is so embarrassing.
31:25It is right.
31:26Ah!
31:28Later!
31:29Ah!
31:30Ah!
31:32Thomas!
31:33Sorry, seals, but we...
31:35OK, let's start with the show.
31:36What are you thinking?
31:37Ah, well, that's...
31:39I can't just say, that is exactly how I watch any reality dating show.
31:42Please, no!
31:44No, and then I run into the ocean.
31:47It's going to be...
31:48They're on an island.
31:49That was a giveaway.
31:49Island is part of the title.
31:51It's going to be a love island of some kind.
31:53So it's an island, but I need to know the name of the island.
31:54Oh, I see, I see.
31:55Do it.
31:56Temptation.
31:57Yes!
31:57You got it, all right.
31:58And did you get any of the words?
32:00Spain, Tommy.
32:0120 points.
32:02Wow.
32:03Well done.
32:08All right.
32:08Tony, let's bring this thing home.
32:10Best to last.
32:12Check out your global TV adaptation.
32:15Iman Kinney, med vores kort.
32:17I'm a good one.
32:18Yes, exactly.
32:19Oh, no.
32:21We love you.
32:23I'm a good one.
32:25I'm a good one.
32:26Love that bitch.
32:29I'm a good one.
32:31Come, Teddy.
32:33Good night.
32:35Well, I...
32:37I certainly hope those bikes were burnt afterwards.
32:41Any thoughts?
32:42Is the show called The Disgusting Race?
32:46Depends from what angle.
32:47I'll give you some clues.
32:48People have to avoid being captured.
32:51Oh, is it The Fugitive?
32:53Oh, it's done.
32:54Yeah, that's from the 1950s.
32:56What have I said?
32:57Sorry, Tony.
32:58The Hunt?
32:59If you're in The Hunt, if you're being...
33:01You are the...
33:01The Hunter.
33:02Go on, no.
33:04The Hunt Head.
33:05The Hunt Head, yeah.
33:08I'm just grabbing your words.
33:11All right, Tony, that's 10 points.
33:13Now, not a lot to go on language-wise,
33:15but when you see two men in green mankinis,
33:17what country comes to mind?
33:19Is it Sweden?
33:19It's not.
33:20Is it Finland?
33:21What more?
33:22Is it Denmark?
33:23Denmark.
33:25I've met you over the line.
33:27Well done, Tony.
33:28And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
33:31Identify These International Versions
33:33of well-known reality TV formats.
33:36Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention
33:38right after this.
33:38We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention
33:49hands-on buzzers.
33:51Here's an unusual pairing.
33:52Michelin-starred French chef Anne-Sophie P
33:54and the International Space Station.
33:57Celia.
33:58Are they opening a restaurant in space?
34:01No.
34:03If they did, though, the parking would be amazing.
34:06Daniel, connection?
34:07I think her food is going to be in space for the astronauts.
34:11They're setting up lobster bisque and foie gras next year.
34:14Points are yours, Daniel.
34:16If it's not there in 14 days, it's free.
34:20I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
34:23Hi, Tom.
34:24Hi, everyone.
34:25I'm 10-year-old Isaac from Geelong
34:27and this week I broke a Guinness World Record
34:30for reciting what in 40 seconds?
34:32What did Isaac recite in 40 seconds?
34:35Ron.
34:36Gangster's Paradise?
34:37That's very impressive.
34:39He did all the moves.
34:40It wasn't a song.
34:41It was This Is Amazing.
34:42I think you're a school kid.
34:44Jesus.
34:44Science nerd.
34:45I'm going to get the name wrong.
34:46The Periodic Table of Elements?
34:49Let's see if you're right.
34:50All 118 elements of the Periodic Table
34:53in atomic order.
34:55Here we go.
34:55Go.
34:56We don't have time to play the whole thing.
35:00But he forgot Pegemite.
35:02But still, he did extremely well.
35:04Points are yours, Ed.
35:05Wow.
35:05This is incredible.
35:06Pierce this.
35:07Remember, we did the segment last week.
35:10It's gone global.
35:12Tell me, what did Lauren Sanchez have pierced
35:14prior to her wedding with Jeff Bezos?
35:17Tony.
35:17Her frontal cortex.
35:18Her fingernail.
35:25Is that a thing?
35:26No.
35:26She's got too much money.
35:28See?
35:28That is embarrassing.
35:31But you can clip your preen up to it.
35:34How was the wedding, Tom?
35:37I think it was a day too long.
35:39Yeah, a bit cheap.
35:40A bit cheap, wasn't it?
35:41I thought it was a bit tacky.
35:42A bit new money.
35:42Yeah.
35:44A bit new money.
35:45All right.
35:46It's time for a bit of sport.
35:47And we thought tonight we're slap bang in the middle
35:50of another Wimbledon tournament.
35:52So we'd have a tennis-themed round called...
35:56What a point!
35:58What a point!
36:00Wimbledon.
36:01Thank you very much.
36:03All right.
36:04Allow me to lob up a few questions.
36:10After 147 years, Wimbledon said farewell to what tradition?
36:16Celia.
36:16The net.
36:17It's going to be heaps easier.
36:18No, exactly.
36:19Not that, but it involves the net sort of Daniel.
36:22Sacrificing a ballkeep.
36:23No, I think they're still doing that on the third day.
36:27They used to employ these people.
36:29I know.
36:29This is outrageous.
36:30Line people.
36:31Actual people calling the...
36:33Line judges have gone.
36:34Robots took their job.
36:35It's now all electronic line calling.
36:37Because then you lose out on every now and then when Wallet hit one of them.
36:39Oh, we'd make play of the day on the news, wouldn't it?
36:43So Andy Murray popped up in a new commercial.
36:45An icon.
36:49A Scottish institution loved the world over.
36:54Popular with mums.
36:58What's the ad for?
36:59Daniel.
37:00I think I saw it.
37:00This is for shortbread biscuits, I believe.
37:02Is that...
37:02Daniel, you're absolutely right.
37:04It's Walker's shortbread.
37:05Yeah.
37:05And, yeah, good to see Andy Murray in the second week of Wimbledon.
37:09That's...
37:09That's a tennis...
37:11That's a tennis day.
37:12Carlos Alcaraz was commended following his first round victory on centre court.
37:17That was an extraordinary match out there and a lovely gesture from you at the end.
37:24What was Carlos' gesture?
37:26Bron?
37:26Was it the same one that Dorothy Darnas owed you?
37:28No, no, it wasn't.
37:29It was very appropriate and very appreciated.
37:33He gave his balls to a lucky fan.
37:35He is...
37:36What was his gesture?
37:39He beat his opponent.
37:40Yeah.
37:40And it was his opponent's last ever match at Wimbledon, so he paid for his strawberries.
37:45His...
37:45And then he clapped him out.
37:47That's the bit I'm chasing.
37:48He applauded his opponent.
37:50Tony, do you know who that is?
37:51No idea.
37:53It's sports, isn't it?
37:54Is it?
37:55What about...
37:56We've been doing sports for a while now.
38:00If we had to drag you to a sporting event, like...
38:03What would you do?
38:03I love the cheese rolling.
38:04Have you ever seen...
38:05Okay.
38:06Fantastic.
38:08All right, moving on.
38:09To a dramatic moment during the second round.
38:12Oh, my goodness.
38:13This is unbelievable.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:17This is unbelievable.
38:18Why is American player Ben Shelton so upset?
38:21Tony?
38:22He just heard that Wicked is actually two movies.
38:24That's kind of a blast.
38:27There he is.
38:28There he is.
38:28There he is.
38:28There he is.
38:29Is it?
38:29And the views are all a good sign.
38:30I didn't know that.
38:31I didn't know that.
38:32No, not the answer I've got here.
38:34Why was he so upset?
38:35Oh, the vampire kept calling him love, but he was just losing.
38:38Right.
38:40Not related to his name.
38:41Bron.
38:41No, I think I know this one.
38:43They had to postpone the match because it was too dark.
38:45Is that right?
38:46It didn't look dark.
38:47And the other bit was that he was in just about to...
38:50Win.
38:50Serve.
38:51Like he was serving for the match.
38:52Win and serve and match.
38:55I think I gave as much as you did there, Bron.
38:57But I am going to give you the points.
38:59Well, that's game, set and match for...
39:03One.
39:03One.
39:04One.
39:05We've got to take a break.
39:07Back when I win it right after this.
39:12We've got to close this show up with a little Rapid Recall.
39:20And tonight's Rapid Recall is once again proudly brought to you
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39:28Start that clock.
39:30It's finally legal after 100 years.
39:32What are Parisians now allowed to do?
39:35Celia.
39:35Swim in it.
39:36Yeah, you can swim legally in the River Seine.
39:38Scientists have important news for men with dad bods.
39:41What is the news?
39:43Daniel.
39:44I think, wasn't it women prefer that?
39:46Women...
39:47Women apparently find that most attractive.
39:49Is that right?
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:50And who did that study, Tom?
39:53Dads?
39:54Dads.
39:54I suspect dads might have been.
39:55Who did that study?
39:56Was it Dr. Clive Palmer at the Krispy Kreme University?
40:00That is not true.
40:01Daniel, point's yours.
40:02Bad news for cruise ships visiting Greece.
40:05What's happened?
40:06Tony.
40:07Wogboy 4.
40:10Do you joke, Tony, because there's Wogboy, then there's Wogboy 2, Kings of Mykonos, and
40:14what do you call Wogboy 3?
40:16Wogboy 3, Kings of Mykonos 2.
40:18Yes, exactly.
40:20It's not film-related.
40:22It's more about the passengers on the cruise ship.
40:24Ridiculous.
40:25Tariffs.
40:26You're getting extra...
40:27I don't know.
40:28Each passenger has to pay 20 euros tax.
40:33It's a tax, okay?
40:34That's a tax.
40:34Thank you, Bron.
40:35For only the third time in history, astronomers have discovered what?
40:39Hey, Tony.
40:40Girls?
40:40You wouldn't know that.
40:42I don't know that about funny.
40:44It's the nerds are churning on each other, isn't it?
40:48Anyone know what we've spotted in our skies?
40:50It's a bit...
40:51They're saying it's like a new planet of some sort, is it?
40:56It's a comet.
40:56Oh, I think it's not a comet.
40:58It's an interstellar object, so something that originated from outside our song.
41:02It's an Uber Eats driver going to the restaurant in space.
41:04Oh, sure.
41:05That would do it.
41:06That's a round.
41:07Sally, I think the points are mine.
41:09Oh, the Foo Fighters released a new single titled Today's Song in celebration of what?
41:14Hey, Tony.
41:15It's their 30th anniversary of being on Triple M every single day.
41:21There are other bands, Triple M.
41:23Take the first part, Tony.
41:23It's 30th anniversary.
41:23According to a new study, one in four Aussie drivers has admitted doing what behind the
41:28wheel?
41:29Daniel.
41:30Wait for a mate?
41:33Is...
41:33Wait for a mate.
41:34That's what I've got here, Daniel.
41:35Wait for a mate.
41:36It's a bit disturbing, actually, that we...
41:38Celia.
41:39Doing this to people under the window?
41:41Do you have a...
41:42Cron.
41:44Having a little snooze.
41:45Dozing off?
41:46Yeah.
41:47Who dozes off in the car?
41:48Well, anyone who watched Wimbledon?
41:50OK.
41:50That's coming back.
41:53Do you know who goes off, Tommy?
41:53You never have a little micro-nap in the car?
41:55My driver, Mike.
41:58Howdy now.
41:59The first nation to officially recognise the Taliban government is...
42:03Daniel.
42:04One nation?
42:05Yeah, nothing less.
42:06Very...
42:08They were early adopters, but the actual country that said we love you is, Ed?
42:12I believe, uh, Russia is on board, and that's the, uh, Taliban version of BTS.
42:17What a lot of fun.
42:18Thank you, Ed.
42:19Oh, big news for scary spots.
42:21Oh, we're out of time.
42:23Let's check that final leaderboard, and our winner is Bron Lewis.
42:26Oh!
42:27Yes!
42:29Yes!
42:30Congratulations, Charlie.
42:31Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
42:34We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when presenting the TV news.
42:38The panel said it welcomed the apology, but said some of the financial costs could have been wrong.
42:44Caroline, thank you.
42:45I think we had a problem with their camera there.
42:46I think we did.
42:48Good night, Australia.
42:48See you all next week.
42:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE