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  • 7/9/2025
Trouble on a Leash" is a lighthearted crime comedy about a mild-mannered man whose life turns upside down when he unknowingly brings home a dog that’s tied to a gang of criminals.
As chaos unfolds, he finds himself at the center of a wild mix-up involving gangsters, mistaken identities, and nonstop laughs.

This 1951 screwball comedy from RKO Radio Pictures blends witty humor with an unexpected crime twist in true classic Hollywood style.
Genre: Comedy / Crime / Classic
Full Movie – Digitally Remastered

Transcript
00:00:00The End
00:00:30Just lock your heart and save yourself for me
00:00:35Behave yourself when you're away
00:00:41Recall the day you gave yourself to me
00:00:45The world is full of danger
00:00:49Be careful when you run
00:00:52And don't take candy from strangers
00:00:55If you want sweetness, come on back home
00:00:58Enslave yourself to no one new
00:01:01Remember to behave yourself
00:01:04For don't you see?
00:01:08If you behave yourself
00:01:10Then you can come down off the shelf
00:01:12And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:16The End
00:01:32And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:36The End
00:01:38The End
00:01:44The End
00:01:56And do your misbehaving with me
00:02:11The End
00:02:13In The End
00:02:13The End
00:02:14The End
00:02:14The End
00:02:15The End
00:02:16The End
00:02:17The End
00:02:18The End
00:02:18And do your misbehaving with me
00:02:19The End
00:02:19The End
00:02:20And do your misbehaving with me
00:02:20All right, man, that's us
00:02:21Ouch!
00:02:22It just opened up the entire school
00:02:23You gave me five- qualcosa
00:02:23ा POLBORDA
00:02:23Death
00:02:36Hey, Buster.
00:03:02Mr. Jonas will call for this.
00:03:07Thank you, sir.
00:03:22Hey, mister. My name's Jonas. Got a message for me?
00:03:25Yes, sir.
00:03:26The dog is trained. Walk him on Wilshire Boulevard.
00:03:38Dog?
00:03:38Dog?
00:03:39Come on, Mutt. This way.
00:04:01What are you trying to do? Trip me up?
00:04:02I thought you were supposed to be trained. Stay right there.
00:04:09Give me no trouble. Stay right there.
00:04:12Come on, Mutt.
00:04:22That's mine.
00:04:25Well?
00:04:26I got a baggage check.
00:04:28Did you claim it?
00:04:29Certainly I claimed it.
00:04:30Well, what was it?
00:04:32A dog.
00:04:33A what?
00:04:34And a noot.
00:04:39It says the dog is trained to lead us to them.
00:04:43A dog?
00:04:45You mean a dog? A four-legged animal?
00:04:48Well, we're selling. They're buying.
00:04:53Hello?
00:05:22Hiya, honey.
00:05:23Oh, hello, darling.
00:05:24Pick up anything for you?
00:05:26Milk, butter, gin?
00:05:28No, not a thing.
00:05:29Uh, isn't this a day?
00:05:33It's been such a day all day today.
00:05:38It's a historic day.
00:05:40He's forgotten, naturally.
00:05:42Mother!
00:05:43Like all men, only worse.
00:05:45I've never seen a man yet who ever thought of anybody but himself.
00:05:50Now, Bill, Dan, you hear me and hear me good.
00:05:52Look, you know what day this is today?
00:05:56Tuesday, he says.
00:05:57Tuesday.
00:05:59What happened two years ago?
00:06:01May 18th.
00:06:02What happened two years ago on May the 18th?
00:06:04I got married two years on May 18th.
00:06:06That's what happened.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:08Oh, why'd you have to mention it?
00:06:11Now you're spoiled it all.
00:06:12Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
00:06:15It's not that I want anything.
00:06:17It's Mother.
00:06:18You know what she's always saying.
00:06:21What kind of a heel am I?
00:06:23Would I forget my own wedding anniversary?
00:06:26It's just I had it all picked out a week ago.
00:06:28Um, is it a Cadillac?
00:06:31No, it's not a Cadillac convertible.
00:06:36Hey, hey, this is my anniversary, too.
00:06:39Oh, what'd you get for me?
00:06:42I'm wearing it.
00:06:46Um, uh, the neckline might be, um, you know, sort of kind of low.
00:06:52You got the furniture for it, baby?
00:06:54Well, thank you, dear.
00:06:56Now, now, don't leave my present in the cab like you did last year.
00:06:59And, um, Bill, I got a bottle of champagne on ice for just the two of us.
00:07:07Oh, be right there.
00:07:29Oh, the dog got away.
00:07:39Get in, you idiot.
00:07:40Get in, that dog.
00:07:41Get in, you idiot.
00:07:59You better go home to Mama, Fooch.
00:08:12Go on.
00:08:12May I help you, sir?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36I'd like something nice for a lady.
00:08:38Something special.
00:08:42Charming little number.
00:08:45Only $29.95.
00:08:47And the lace is all handmade.
00:08:48Oh, yes.
00:08:51It's for my wife.
00:08:54We're married.
00:08:56She's about, uh, well...
00:08:59She's got the kind of shape the world should be in.
00:09:03That's about right.
00:09:04I'll take it.
00:09:05Gift wrap, please.
00:09:06Oh, do you have a card?
00:09:07Right over there, sir.
00:09:31Everything satisfactory, sir?
00:09:37That dog.
00:09:42Your dog did it.
00:09:44What dog?
00:09:47Where did he come from?
00:09:48He came in with you.
00:09:50Have you any idea how much damage he's done?
00:09:53Hey, what is this?
00:09:54He's not my dog.
00:09:55This doesn't even begin to pay for us.
00:09:57Hey, you're crazy.
00:09:58I never saw this dog before in my life.
00:10:00Is it my fault if he...
00:10:01Oh.
00:10:02Oh, don't.
00:10:03No.
00:10:03The police.
00:10:05You know you don't belong to me.
00:10:14Oh.
00:10:15Why don't you go home?
00:10:17Ah!
00:10:25Ah!
00:10:26Well, I had this nightgown, see?
00:10:33All gift wrapped under my arm.
00:10:35And I was crossing the street.
00:10:36A pretty big crowd.
00:10:38Oh, and some stranger knocked the package out of my arm.
00:10:41And before I could pick it up, some idiot kicked it.
00:10:44And he kicked it right down the sewer.
00:10:46Down the sewer.
00:10:47Uh-huh.
00:10:48A likely story.
00:10:51Will you stay out of this?
00:10:53Please, mother.
00:10:53Mother.
00:10:56Oh, believe it or not, Katie, this is how it happened.
00:11:00I was in his store, see?
00:11:02That aunt, I just bought this beautiful black nightgown for you.
00:11:05It went some strange dog.
00:11:06Believe me, a total stranger.
00:11:08Oh.
00:11:08Oh.
00:11:09Oh.
00:11:09Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:10Oh.
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00:11:12Oh.
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00:11:14Oh.
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00:11:14Oh.
00:11:15Oh.
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00:11:16Oh.
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:18Oh.
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00:11:22Oh.
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00:11:26Oh.
00:11:28Oh.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:32Hi, honey.
00:11:33Hello, mother.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:35Oh.
00:11:35Oh.
00:11:36Bill.
00:11:36Oh, look, honey.
00:11:37Before you jumped, I'd conclude.
00:11:39Oh, you wonderful, adorable, senior.
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:44Oh.
00:11:44Oh.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:49Oh.
00:11:49Oh.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:54Bill.
00:12:00Oh, you darling.
00:12:05Such a little dog.
00:12:19Have another one.
00:12:20All right, but...
00:12:24You know what this stuff does to me.
00:12:30Yeah, but I trust you.
00:12:33Well...
00:12:34Shh, Matthew.
00:12:39First we have to wait out that bunch of free feeders and drinkers.
00:12:42Mostly your mother's friends.
00:12:44And on our anniversary.
00:12:46Then we have to wait half the night until she goes to bed.
00:12:49It's like before we were married.
00:12:51All we had was my jalopy.
00:12:53Oh, wasn't that something that jalopy?
00:12:57Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
00:12:59Sunday we...
00:13:00Oh, you've been saying someday every day for two years now.
00:13:03Now we're still living in her house.
00:13:05In five minutes we could find a place of our own.
00:13:08But I can't just up and leave her all alone.
00:13:12After all, she is my mother.
00:13:14Look.
00:13:16Let's find us a place.
00:13:18An extra place.
00:13:20We could sneak off to once in a while and...
00:13:24Oh, baby.
00:13:26We can afford a place of our own.
00:13:30I'm doing pretty good now.
00:13:33I'll do better.
00:13:35And better.
00:13:37But we can't...
00:13:38When two people get married, honey, it's because they want to be together.
00:13:42But we're together.
00:13:44We couldn't be together.
00:13:45Oh, what's the difference where we're together?
00:13:48Here or somewhere else so long as we're together?
00:13:51Oh, I know, but I...
00:13:53I know, but I...
00:14:23...to play a feeling next time.
00:14:24What do you think?
00:14:26Are we going to die?
00:14:27Oh, I know, but I don't want to be together.
00:14:28Come on, I'll be together.
00:14:29Let's all be together.
00:14:30If we can.
00:14:32Please, let's go.
00:14:33If we'll be together...
00:14:34Then you're going to be together.
00:14:37How are we together?
00:14:40Please.
00:14:41Please.
00:14:42Oh, look at him, isn't he cute?
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10Oh, such an original gift.
00:15:14How'd you ever think of it?
00:15:16Oh, within the minute I saw it.
00:15:18Oh, look at him.
00:15:19He wants to play.
00:15:21Well, I want to sleep.
00:15:24Now, beat it.
00:15:24Your bed's downstairs.
00:15:26Go ahead.
00:15:27Throw it.
00:15:28I'll throw him.
00:15:29Oh, Bill.
00:15:31After all, he's only a pup or baby, practically.
00:15:33He wants to get acquainted.
00:15:35Well, I want to...
00:15:36At 3 a.m.?
00:15:42He, uh...
00:15:47He is only a pup.
00:15:48Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah!
00:16:05Come on.
00:16:07Oh, you are fine.
00:16:07Oh, I want to sleep.
00:16:09All right.
00:16:09Oh, buh.
00:16:10Whew...
00:16:14Come on.
00:16:15Come on.
00:16:15Come on.
00:16:16Come on.
00:16:17Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:16:30Now, look. I got to get to work in the morning.
00:16:34You sleep in the kitchen, down below, under the stove.
00:16:42Be reasonable.
00:16:43It's after three.
00:16:48I sleep up here.
00:16:54See?
00:17:00See?
00:17:09Oh, the poor thing's trembling.
00:17:14Oh, what's the matter, baby?
00:17:18We're not going to leave you alone tonight.
00:17:21Not for a single minute.
00:17:22Oh, God.
00:17:31Oh, God.
00:17:35Oh, God.
00:17:36wake up what's the matter i must have fell asleep i suppose a dog had come by
00:17:54what are you getting mad for just a few seconds i closed my eyes you know that in what time you
00:18:00get shot for a thing like that listen to who's talking yet did i sleep in a soft bed like you
00:18:06all night no i stood here all night watch think anything's gone wrong most likely they're waiting
00:18:12for a lot of people to be around before they make the contact that figures where's the nearest gas
00:18:18station six blocks down six blocks you watch till i get back
00:18:30so
00:18:37so
00:18:40so
00:18:44so
00:18:49Go away. Beat it.
00:19:19You must belong to somebody.
00:19:49Lost Welch Terrier. Uh-huh.
00:19:53My child cried all night.
00:19:55A finder please return. Reward.
00:19:56Hollywood 96852.
00:20:05Yeah?
00:20:07Yes?
00:20:09Yes, you have?
00:20:11Hold it.
00:20:13I can't hear.
00:20:14Shh.
00:20:16Oh, my poor baby's crying her eyes out.
00:20:19You see, your dog followed me home last night and...
00:20:23Well, this may sound crazy to you, but my wife thinks it's an anniversary present.
00:20:28Oh, I couldn't tell her that it wasn't because her mother was...
00:20:31My mother-in-law.
00:20:34Well, you know how mother-in-laws are.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Oh, when will you bring...
00:20:40Stop hearing him.
00:20:42We've got the dog.
00:20:47I had a hunch she was on the square all the time.
00:20:50Oh, I...
00:20:51Yeah.
00:21:05Oops.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:07Sorry, George.
00:21:08Oh, don't trouble yourself, sir.
00:21:10I can send for the dog.
00:21:13Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:21:14I've got to bring him to you myself.
00:21:16Then I can tell my wife the dog ran away or something and get her another one.
00:21:20See?
00:21:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:21:22It's silly, isn't it?
00:21:24Oh, not at all.
00:21:25And I'll reward you.
00:21:26Oh, there'll be no question about a reward.
00:21:29After all, children and dogs...
00:21:30I was a kid myself.
00:21:33I'll get him to you as soon as I can.
00:21:35Sometime today.
00:21:37Certainly, Mr. Jonas.
00:21:39One, six, five, five, North Citrus Road.
00:21:42Goodbye.
00:21:46Oh, good morning, Mother.
00:21:48Hmm.
00:21:49What's got you up and about so early?
00:21:51Someone had to clean up.
00:21:52Your friends.
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:54Someone had to get breakfast.
00:21:56Oh, you needn't bother.
00:21:57I can get my own.
00:21:58For the dog.
00:22:00Naturally.
00:22:00Here, doggie.
00:22:09Nice, doggie.
00:22:11Oh, thank goodness.
00:22:15Archie.
00:22:17His name's Archie.
00:22:19I can't name him that.
00:22:21Why, it's not.
00:22:26Hey.
00:22:27Hey, get it.
00:22:27Go on.
00:22:29Fine thing.
00:22:30Fine thing.
00:22:30Feeding him raw bacon.
00:22:32I did not feed it to him.
00:22:33He stole it.
00:22:34You deliberately put it where he could get it.
00:22:36Do you want to make him vicious?
00:22:38I deliberately did not deliberately anything of a kind.
00:22:41Don't you raise your voice to me.
00:22:43This is my house.
00:22:44Let me remind you.
00:22:46Ow.
00:22:47Hot.
00:22:48Huh?
00:22:49What's going on down there?
00:22:51Your husband?
00:22:52Your husband is feeding the dog.
00:22:53I am not feeding the dog.
00:22:55Raw bacon.
00:22:56He fed him a whole time.
00:22:58I did not.
00:22:59He stole it.
00:23:00Raw bacon.
00:23:00That's ridiculous.
00:23:02I never...
00:23:02He'll get worms.
00:23:04Oh, thank you, darling.
00:23:07You ought to know better than to give a little dog raw bacon.
00:23:10Exactly what I said.
00:23:12It'll make him vicious.
00:23:13Oh, his nose does seem a little hot.
00:23:15He's hot all over.
00:23:16And I'd better take him to a vet for distemper shots or whatever kind of shots you ought to have.
00:23:22After all, what do we know about him for sure?
00:23:24Oh, I'll take him.
00:23:25But do you really think he's ill?
00:23:27Oh, no.
00:23:27Just to make sure.
00:23:28I think that's wise.
00:23:32Stay off my side.
00:23:34Bill.
00:23:35He's my gift to you.
00:23:36It is my responsibility.
00:23:38No, he's my responsibility.
00:23:39Besides, Archie and I ought to start getting acquainted.
00:23:42Yeah, but don't you think I'd better walk him around the block, maybe?
00:23:45And now?
00:23:46Never mind.
00:23:47I'll take him out when I go shopping.
00:23:49I don't mind at all.
00:23:50I'll take him.
00:23:51Who are you looking for, mister?
00:24:01Mr. Jonas.
00:24:02Seats floor.
00:24:0221 air.
00:24:18Yes?
00:24:19Oh, Jonas?
00:24:21Not yet.
00:24:22But he called to get...
00:24:23The son of the he delivers, bring the dog here.
00:24:26He said he was having trouble getting the mud away from his wife.
00:24:29Wants to stop by and explain.
00:24:32You better get back here.
00:24:34Oh, you're making problems out of nothing.
00:24:38Well, it's easy for you to laugh.
00:24:41How do I know I wasn't following?
00:24:43How do I know this guy isn't some phony...
00:24:44Oh!
00:24:49Slight complication.
00:24:51Nothing to worry about.
00:24:53Now, use your fat head.
00:24:55He's only holding out the more.
00:24:57Double the reward.
00:24:58Triple it.
00:24:59When he delivers the dog, kick him downstairs.
00:25:03Hello.
00:25:03Hello, Jonas.
00:25:04Sorry.
00:25:05Wrong number.
00:25:06Sorry.
00:25:06Wrong number.
00:25:06Right way, dear.
00:25:33We own this one, of course.
00:25:37He's yours.
00:25:38But she promised me I could walk him tonight.
00:25:41Walk who?
00:25:42Archie.
00:25:43She said that I...
00:25:44Archie, Ozie.
00:25:45The dog.
00:25:46I am sorry.
00:25:48She named him that.
00:25:49My wife.
00:25:50That is, she named him Archie because, naturally, under the circumstances, we didn't know his real
00:25:54name.
00:25:54Who's?
00:25:55Archie's.
00:25:55I mean your dog's.
00:25:56Oh, Archie.
00:25:59Well, I'll get Archie to you without fail tonight.
00:26:01Tell my wife you ran away or something and get her another dog.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Oh, what's the matter with all?
00:26:05She'll...
00:26:05Well, absolutely nothing.
00:26:07A great little fellow.
00:26:09But, naturally, if he belongs to you, it's...
00:26:11He's yours.
00:26:12Oh, no, that's very kind of you, but I...
00:26:13Enjoy you.
00:26:14Well, what about your child?
00:26:15Now, you said over the phone she was crying her eyes out.
00:26:17She stopped.
00:26:18Anyway, it's the wrong dog.
00:26:19It's the wrong dog.
00:26:20But how can you tell without...
00:26:21Screwball.
00:26:23Odd fellow.
00:26:33Operator.
00:26:34I want a policeman.
00:26:35Yes, sir.
00:26:41Police complaint board.
00:26:42Sergeant O'Neill.
00:26:44I want a report of murder.
00:26:46Yeah?
00:26:46Yes.
00:26:47Who did it?
00:26:48Oh, I did.
00:26:50All by me's cell.
00:26:51Who's this?
00:26:52Where's the body?
00:26:53Is this a gang, mister?
00:26:54What's your name?
00:26:55Where do you live?
00:26:55Give me the address.
00:26:56Hey, Russell, trace this call.
00:26:59Now, don't hang up.
00:27:00Oh, shut up.
00:27:01Don't go away.
00:27:02Stay right where you are.
00:27:04Put on the line.
00:27:05Russell, hurry it up.
00:27:05I can't hold it forever.
00:27:11Take it easy, mister.
00:27:13Keep calm.
00:27:14Don't do a thing.
00:27:15Just sit there.
00:27:16Just right where you are.
00:27:18Don't go away.
00:27:20Cops.
00:27:21Maybe if they trip over you, they'll find you.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:40You got it, Russell?
00:27:491655 North Citrus Road.
00:27:50You got it.
00:27:51I'm going to go.
00:27:53Go.
00:27:53Who are you?
00:27:53I'll go.
00:27:55Go.
00:27:55I got it, Russell.
00:27:58Go.
00:28:00I got it.
00:28:09Go.
00:28:09Go.
00:28:11Go.
00:28:12Go.
00:28:12You got it.
00:28:13Go.
00:28:13Go.
00:28:14Go.
00:28:14Go.
00:28:15Go.
00:28:15Go.
00:28:16Go, go.
00:28:17Go.
00:28:17Go.
00:28:18Go.
00:28:18Go.
00:28:19Go.
00:28:20That you, Giddy?
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:39Give it to me.
00:28:40He wasn't there.
00:28:42You searched carefully?
00:28:44Wasn't on him.
00:28:44Him?
00:28:45He's stiff.
00:28:46What's stiff?
00:28:48What do you know?
00:28:49What's his name?
00:28:50Jonas.
00:28:51You killed him?
00:28:53Yes.
00:28:54I slipped my quick one.
00:28:55Right in there.
00:28:57You always kill, Giddy.
00:28:59Now what?
00:29:01Jonas was the only one we knew.
00:29:02He would have led us to the others.
00:29:04Might have waited.
00:29:05Oh, sure, if I wanted an older me.
00:29:09Tell me, Giddy.
00:29:10Tell me everything just as it happened.
00:29:13Well, I got in and waited for Jonas to make a move that he'd show me whatever stuff.
00:29:17Once.
00:29:18But he went for a gun.
00:29:19And I ought to let him have it.
00:29:21Then, in comes his screwball.
00:29:23And he goes on about some dog the stiff must have lost that he found.
00:29:27The screwball found the dog, see?
00:29:29Calpher's white, never had a dog.
00:29:30Oh, Giddy.
00:29:31This dog.
00:29:32I'm interested in this dog.
00:29:34Yes, I thought you hated dogs.
00:29:36I'm just some dog that Jonas must have lost and advertised for.
00:29:40This jerk said he had it.
00:29:41But he didn't have it, see?
00:29:42Said tonight he'd have it.
00:29:44Good.
00:29:45Go back and wait for him.
00:29:46Go back where that place would be crawling with cops.
00:29:50You kill him, too?
00:29:52I never.
00:29:54I just only knocked off Jonas.
00:29:56The screwball I got rid of.
00:29:58I told him it was the wrong dog.
00:30:00You fool, Giddy.
00:30:02Remember how it was done in London?
00:30:04The colonel's dog.
00:30:06It was trained to go to a certain place.
00:30:08Only the dog knew when.
00:30:09It led us there to make contact.
00:30:11Am I dumb?
00:30:12I should have thought.
00:30:14You never do, Giddy.
00:30:15You never do.
00:30:18We need this dog, Giddy.
00:30:23We need this dog to make the transfer.
00:30:28Who is this screwball?
00:30:30What's his name?
00:30:31I don't remember.
00:30:34Even give me his card.
00:30:36He was a dentist.
00:30:37No, he was a chiropodist.
00:30:38If only I could call the coppers, I'd go back and get it.
00:30:41You call the police.
00:30:43To pick up the body.
00:30:44It's odd, ain't it?
00:30:45You've got to consider the other tenants.
00:30:47Be quiet.
00:30:49Lost cat.
00:30:50Lost dog.
00:30:52Lost terrier.
00:30:54Dark ears.
00:30:56My child cried all night.
00:30:57That's the one.
00:30:58He said some kid was crying all night.
00:30:59Dad, you got something?
00:31:05We advertise the same ad as theirs.
00:31:08Only the address and telethon number will be ours.
00:31:12Coo.
00:31:13Aren't you the one, Freddy?
00:31:22Archie, please, wheel it that way.
00:31:27Archie.
00:31:27Archie.
00:31:29Archie.
00:31:29Archie.
00:31:29Okay, you want to go that way?
00:31:30We'll go that way.
00:31:31I'll just go that way.
00:31:32Archie.
00:31:32Archie.
00:31:33Archie.
00:31:33Archie.
00:31:33Archie.
00:31:33Archie.
00:31:33Archie.
00:31:34Archie.
00:31:34Archie.
00:31:34Archie.
00:31:34Archie.
00:31:35Archie.
00:31:51Those are not quail, you dope.
00:31:54Archie.
00:31:56Two blocks north.
00:32:08Allendale.
00:32:11You hunter, you.
00:32:15Lady, hey!
00:32:17Hey, lady!
00:32:24Nothing yet?
00:32:25The dog was here.
00:32:26With the girl.
00:32:27Well?
00:32:27Yeah, and what a day.
00:32:29All right, all right.
00:32:30So what happened?
00:32:30Before I could get to her, she ran away in a taxi.
00:32:34You sure this was the right dog?
00:32:36I was.
00:32:37What a day.
00:32:40So where does she figure this day?
00:32:42I've been turning her over in my mind.
00:32:45And I figured...
00:32:46All right, spare me what you figure, please.
00:32:50Maybe they were just testing this?
00:32:52Could be.
00:32:53Uh-huh.
00:32:54In that case, they'll be back, so you wait here.
00:32:56Why me?
00:32:57Why not you?
00:32:58Because this dog was your idea, you genius.
00:33:02Hey, we're partners.
00:33:05Partners should be far.
00:33:09Tongue on ride.
00:33:10But I don't like Tug.
00:33:17Make me only with thy eyes, and I shall pet you with mine.
00:33:32Hi.
00:33:32Uh, sorry I'm late.
00:33:36What a day.
00:33:39Tug, huh?
00:33:39Uh-huh.
00:33:41What are you two boys just cooked up?
00:33:44Glued to your desk, huh?
00:33:46From the minute I got in.
00:33:48Never stirred out.
00:33:50And there you stir.
00:33:52I say, what is this?
00:33:53A pearl?
00:33:55Where else would I be if not in my office?
00:33:57Where else in D?
00:33:59Then why couldn't I get you there?
00:34:01Six times I phoned between 2 and 5.30.
00:34:03Where were you?
00:34:04Now, look here.
00:34:05I...
00:34:05Stay right there.
00:34:10I'll get back to you.
00:34:17Yes?
00:34:17Mr. Denny.
00:34:18Is he home?
00:34:19Who is it?
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:22What's wrong?
00:34:24The police.
00:34:25The police.
00:34:27They want you.
00:34:29Me?
00:34:36Mr. Denny?
00:34:37Yes?
00:34:38You know Mr. Jonas?
00:34:39Jonas?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Oh, yes.
00:34:42You don't know any Mr. Jonas.
00:34:43Well, I don't really know him.
00:34:45I met him for the first time today.
00:34:46At his apartment?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:48What did you say him about?
00:34:49Well, about a...
00:34:50About what, Denny?
00:34:52This yours?
00:34:53Yes, I gave it to him.
00:34:55That checks.
00:34:56We found it in his hand.
00:34:58He's dead.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00Murder.
00:35:02Murder?
00:35:02Murder?
00:35:03You're mixed up in a murder.
00:35:05I knew someday he...
00:35:07Mother!
00:35:07Shh!
00:35:08What does she know, Denny?
00:35:10How do I know what she knows?
00:35:12She knows everything.
00:35:14She's my mother-in-law.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17I've had a couple myself.
00:35:19Bill, what is it all about?
00:35:21What is it?
00:35:21All right, ladies, all right.
00:35:23Leave us have a word with Mr. Denny.
00:35:25Alone.
00:35:29Thank you, Donny.
00:35:29Oh, poor Mr. Jonas.
00:35:32Such a nice fellow.
00:35:33So generous.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Give him his last bullet in the back.
00:35:38All right, Denny.
00:35:39Well...
00:35:40About a dog.
00:35:44Jonas lost a dog.
00:35:45I found one.
00:35:46This one.
00:35:47He followed me home and...
00:35:49Well, sort of became an anniversary present.
00:35:52For my wife.
00:35:53But for the love of mine, don't tell her that.
00:35:55Her mother never let me hear the end of it.
00:35:57Sounds fishy to me.
00:35:59It's fishy about it.
00:36:00Now, look, it's simple.
00:36:01Jonas put an ad in the paper.
00:36:03I thought this was him.
00:36:04So I called him to tell him I'd have him back just as soon as I could take him for a walk.
00:36:08Who?
00:36:08Jonas?
00:36:09A natural...
00:36:09No!
00:36:10The dog.
00:36:11This one.
00:36:11Jonas' dog.
00:36:12Only he's not Jonas' dog.
00:36:14But here, let me show you.
00:36:15Was it this morning's post?
00:36:16Probably the internet's television.
00:36:17Okay, let's go.
00:36:18Yeah, let's go.
00:36:19Come on.
00:36:20Wait a minute.
00:36:21Katie!
00:36:23Come in here.
00:36:25Katie!
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:27It's in the paper.
00:36:28Never mind.
00:36:29Never mind.
00:36:30Let me call him.
00:36:30I told you.
00:36:32I told you.
00:36:33I told you.
00:36:33If you'll give me a chance, I'll try to explain.
00:36:38You bring him back here.
00:36:40You can't take him away.
00:36:42Wanna bet?
00:36:48Yep.
00:36:49It's Gilly we want, all right.
00:36:51Here.
00:36:52Take a good look at this innocent push.
00:36:56He's wanted in every country you can name.
00:36:58And some you can't.
00:37:00Last heard from, he was in the can in Paris.
00:37:02The feds want him and I want him.
00:37:04Now get out and bring him in.
00:37:05You too, old Rappaport.
00:37:08What's the matter with you two?
00:37:10Why can't you listen?
00:37:11What is this?
00:37:12Another irate taxpayer?
00:37:13This is the one who left his card on Jonas.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:16Come on.
00:37:17Beat it.
00:37:17Get the lead out.
00:37:18Go on, will you?
00:37:19You in charge here?
00:37:20At your service.
00:37:21Well, what kind of a department do you run anyway?
00:37:23I tried to explain to these two Cossacks.
00:37:25I found a dog.
00:37:27Let me show you.
00:37:27Then just because I tried to return it, they arrest you.
00:37:33Here it is.
00:37:34Welsh Terrier.
00:37:35Exactly like the dog I found.
00:37:36Just because some fellow got murdered, there's no excuse to...
00:37:38We don't want him.
00:37:39Show the citizen out.
00:37:40My child cried all night.
00:37:42Find her, please return.
00:37:43Reward.
00:37:44Drexel Towers.
00:37:44Drexel Towers?
00:37:45Say, this isn't the same address.
00:37:47Beat it.
00:37:48Go claim the reward.
00:37:51Hey, now.
00:37:51Drexel Towers?
00:38:03I don't get it.
00:38:11I've told you and told you.
00:38:13But no, you wouldn't listen.
00:38:16Will you stop it, Mother?
00:38:17He didn't murder anyone.
00:38:19How do you know?
00:38:20They're finally called.
00:38:21They hold all murderers incommunicado.
00:38:24That's why.
00:38:24Please, Mother.
00:38:25Please.
00:38:26Oh, I'll brain him.
00:38:29I'll kill him.
00:38:30I'll absolutely crush every bone in his head.
00:38:34Five.
00:38:35Oh, there you are.
00:38:37Are you all right?
00:38:38What is it?
00:38:39Why didn't you phone?
00:38:40I've been trying to get the idiotic wire all evening.
00:38:43Oh, are you guilty?
00:38:44What did you do?
00:38:44Tell me!
00:38:45Hey, hold it, will you?
00:38:47Tell me everything.
00:38:49Why did you do it?
00:38:50Oh, darling.
00:38:51I'll try and understand.
00:38:53Take it easy.
00:38:54It wasn't anything, I tell you.
00:38:56Nothing at all.
00:38:58Nothing at all?
00:39:00Nothing, he says.
00:39:02So, what did they want with you?
00:39:05Whose man was murdered?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:07Somebody I met.
00:39:08For a minute.
00:39:09Why'd they drag you away?
00:39:11Because I met him and talked to him for a minute.
00:39:14I meet a lot of people.
00:39:15Routine checkup.
00:39:16Man murdered.
00:39:17They usually ask questions.
00:39:18And you are involved.
00:39:20Mother.
00:39:21Naturally.
00:39:21I murder somebody every day.
00:39:29What's with her?
00:39:31She hoped she was going to a hanging.
00:39:34Yours.
00:39:35Just the same.
00:39:37I ought to flail you to your welcome rings.
00:39:39By the way, Mother's leaving.
00:39:52Three chairs.
00:39:54Florida?
00:39:54Only for the evening.
00:39:57A modern art lecture.
00:39:58Archie needs a walk.
00:40:11Archie needs a walk.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:17When's Mother going?
00:40:18In about 15 minutes.
00:40:21Back in 16.
00:40:22Bill.
00:40:26Bill!
00:40:31Bill!
00:40:32Don't talk to anybody.
00:40:34Don't talk to anybody.
00:40:34A little more on the ears, Gary.
00:40:47And on the right front paw.
00:40:48I think we matched the description pretty accurately.
00:41:03What about sex?
00:41:05Sex?
00:41:06Ah, the fires of youth.
00:41:08I mean, is this dog the right sex?
00:41:11Oh, ah.
00:41:13Well, they don't mention which.
00:41:15But this one will do fine.
00:41:16All I need is an animal to get me in to see who our friends are.
00:41:22Mr. Newmey is obviously one of them.
00:41:24Uh, no.
00:41:32You remain here, Gilly, in case your screwball friend answers our ad.
00:41:39What if he answers this one?
00:41:41Newmey's.
00:41:42In that case, I shall be there to welcome him.
00:41:47Come along, doggie.
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:50Ah!
00:41:50Ah!
00:41:51Ah!
00:41:51Ah!
00:41:52Ah!
00:41:53Ah!
00:41:53Ah!
00:41:54Ah!
00:41:54Thank you, Charles.
00:42:02Harbor Drive, number seven.
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:27Ah!
00:42:30Ah!
00:43:20Penthouse.
00:43:30Hello?
00:43:46Hello?
00:43:46Hello?
00:43:51Anybody home?
00:44:00Oh, you know you're home, huh?
00:44:02Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
00:44:17I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:44:19Oh, I knocked.
00:44:23The door was open, so I came in.
00:44:26Hey, it's about your advertisement for the dog you lost.
00:44:42Why, it's Mr. Jonas.
00:44:43But you're supposed to be...
00:44:50dead.
00:44:52Oh, my hat is funny.
00:44:58Oh, my hat is funny.
00:45:17Archie!
00:45:18Archie!
00:45:19Archie!
00:45:21Archie!
00:45:23Archie!
00:45:23Oh, no.
00:45:47Hello?
00:45:49Police?
00:45:50Oh, no, Mrs. Denny, nothing new.
00:45:55But it's after two.
00:45:58So it's after two, so maybe he's been a little delayed.
00:46:03Why don't you just go back to bed?
00:46:07Mother, I'm scared.
00:46:11There, no.
00:46:13He's probably only on a bender.
00:46:20What did I tell you?
00:46:28And just where have you been all this time?
00:46:34You were going to be back in 16 minutes.
00:46:37I took a walk.
00:46:39You took a walk?
00:46:41I walked for hours, trying to think...
00:46:44Walking in your condition?
00:46:46Couldn't you phone if you suddenly decided to have a roll in the gutter?
00:46:49Oh, look at you!
00:46:50Oh, please, honey.
00:46:52Not now.
00:46:54I'm upset.
00:46:55You're upset?
00:46:56What about me?
00:46:58Expecting the phone to ring any minute and have the police tell me they found your body?
00:47:03Body?
00:47:03Cherchez la femme, I always say.
00:47:06Where's he been and who is she?
00:47:09Not that he'll tell you anything but a big, fat lie.
00:47:12I've never seen the man yet.
00:47:14Go away!
00:47:16Well, if I'm going to be spoken to like that, by my own daughter, in my own house.
00:47:26How sharper than a serpent's tooth!
00:47:29I'm sorry I blew up, darling.
00:47:37I know with her around all the time, it's murder for me.
00:47:39Murder?
00:47:40It's not that.
00:47:42Well, then what is it?
00:47:43Is anything wrong?
00:47:45Are you sober?
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:48I mean, certainly I'm sober.
00:47:50Do I look drunk?
00:47:51Yes.
00:47:52But I don't suppose a little hair off the same dog will make much difference.
00:47:56Look, Katie.
00:47:57There's something I've got to tell you about Archie.
00:48:01You're feverish.
00:48:03Your head's hot.
00:48:04Oh, Archie's hot.
00:48:05Very hot.
00:48:06He's the hottest dog in town.
00:48:09He's stolen.
00:48:10And what's more...
00:48:11What's he doing here?
00:48:15I thought I lost him.
00:48:17He's not lost or even stolen.
00:48:19He came back all by himself and on time.
00:48:22Now, where were you?
00:48:23Not now.
00:48:24I'm going to take him for a walk.
00:48:26Oh, it's Brandy.
00:48:27Thanks.
00:48:28You'd never make it to the corner.
00:48:29You're going to bed.
00:48:30You've got a lot of explaining.
00:48:31No, later, later.
00:48:32I tell you, we've got to get rid of him.
00:48:33Right away.
00:48:34Now.
00:48:35He's the kisser.
00:48:35Dad feeds her.
00:48:36Get rid of Archie.
00:48:37Of course.
00:48:39Since the dog's a witness to what you've been up to all night.
00:48:43If Archie could only talk.
00:48:47If he only could.
00:48:52Archie.
00:48:53The dog's name is Archie.
00:48:57Twice, Mr. Jones.
00:49:00You've been murdered twice.
00:49:02Twice.
00:49:02Who?
00:49:04None.
00:49:05Nothing.
00:49:07Natalie.
00:49:07No.
00:49:09No.
00:49:12No.
00:49:15No.
00:49:25No.
00:49:26No.
00:49:26No.
00:49:26No.
00:49:27No.
00:49:27No.
00:49:28No.
00:49:28No.
00:49:29No.
00:49:30No.
00:49:30All nice and comfy, aren't you?
00:49:50You like it here, aren't you?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:00Freedom.
00:50:04Find yourself a lady, friend.
00:50:16Oh, lamb chop.
00:50:20A dollar forty-nine a pound.
00:50:26Nice, juicy lamb chop.
00:50:28And there it is.
00:50:36It's all yours.
00:50:40What's the matter, boy?
00:50:42Don't you trust old Bill?
00:50:44See, it's right out here.
00:50:58Open up.
00:50:59Open this door.
00:50:59Wait.
00:51:06Wait.
00:51:07Just you wait till I get my hands on you.
00:51:09Oh, it's you, O'Hara.
00:51:31Well, I see you're home again, Mr. Denny.
00:51:33Yeah, the door blocked me.
00:51:35I mean I got locked out.
00:51:37The door swung closed.
00:51:38I'll go in through the window.
00:51:41Here.
00:51:42Give me a hand.
00:51:43Why didn't you ring the bell?
00:51:44I didn't want to wake them.
00:51:46If I didn't have any consideration for others, don't you suppose I would have rung the bell?
00:51:50Oh, sure.
00:51:50Certainly, Mr. Denny.
00:51:51Good night, O'Hara.
00:51:52Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:534-1-0-4, O'Hara reporting in.
00:52:08Nothing.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:11On that man missing alert.
00:52:13Name of Denny.
00:52:14Yeah, that's him.
00:52:16Well, he's not missing anymore.
00:52:18Good night.
00:52:23Hello.
00:52:38Who?
00:52:41Just a minute.
00:52:43Darling.
00:52:44Hmm?
00:52:44Darling, wake up.
00:52:45Yeah?
00:52:46It's for you.
00:52:47I'll find time of night.
00:52:49Hello.
00:52:52Yeah?
00:52:53Yes, I know.
00:53:00Who was it?
00:53:01Your police.
00:53:03Tell me you've been found.
00:53:10Now, how in the world did they know?
00:53:15I did it.
00:53:17Don't sound like it, O'Neal.
00:53:18Well, I don't know, Captain.
00:53:21If it's him that phoned, it don't sound like he did.
00:53:23He was more kind of sassy-like.
00:53:25Try it again, O'Denny, and be sassy.
00:53:28I will not.
00:53:30And my name is not O'Denny.
00:53:32It's Denny.
00:53:34Denny?
00:53:35No O?
00:53:35No.
00:53:36O.
00:53:37Get back to your division.
00:53:39Yes, sir.
00:53:40Now, see here.
00:53:41If I killed Jonas and walked in here on my own free will to tell you I found his body,
00:53:45wouldn't I be crazy?
00:53:46The only reason you're not in a straitjacket right now is on account of we don't have one handy.
00:53:51In all my 34 years on the force, I never heard of any stiff getting knocked off twice.
00:53:57And in two different places.
00:54:00Homicide, Orion.
00:54:03Homicide, Orion.
00:54:04You sure?
00:54:10It's Gilly the blade.
00:54:12Now then, O'Denny.
00:54:14Maybe you're not as crazy as you seem.
00:54:16The body you said we'd find is there, all right.
00:54:19Only it's not Jonas.
00:54:20I tell you it is.
00:54:22I was as close to him as I am to you.
00:54:24I'd know him anywhere.
00:54:25It was Jonas in that bathtub with the extra hole in his hand.
00:54:28We've had Jonas on ice in the morgue ever since.
00:54:30Is that him?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Poor fellow.
00:54:35What about this one?
00:54:37I never saw him before.
00:54:39This one's Jonas.
00:54:40The first one was Gilly the blade.
00:54:42The same one we just found dead.
00:54:44Now, as I see it, Gilly must have killed Jonas just before you got to Jonas' apartment.
00:54:49Now do you understand?
00:54:51He...
00:54:52He might have murdered me, too.
00:54:55An oversight.
00:54:56He caught him like that.
00:54:59You want to tell us now how come you went to the Drexel Towers and found Gilly?
00:55:03What did you want to see him about?
00:55:05About a dog.
00:55:06I told you.
00:55:08Just like I went to Jonas' apartment.
00:55:10The ad in the paper, then the other one.
00:55:13This one.
00:55:14Don't give me that daffy taffy pole again.
00:55:17All you have to do is read it.
00:55:18If you can read.
00:55:22Large cat.
00:55:23Large bracelet.
00:55:25Large dog.
00:55:26Dark ears.
00:55:27Dark saddle.
00:55:28But that's it.
00:55:28Dark right front core.
00:55:31Mr. Newby.
00:55:32Siemens Hotel.
00:55:34Huh?
00:55:34What's a flea bag like the Siemens Hotel got to do with the Drexel Towers?
00:55:38Oh.
00:55:40Oh, my.
00:55:42Better get to this Siemens Hotel.
00:55:45Well, if I found a body at the Drexel Towers through this ad, maybe this one.
00:55:54Come on.
00:55:55You two are going to be everybody.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59Don't shout.
00:55:59Take it easy.
00:56:00Hey, you in here, Newby.
00:56:29Oh, no.
00:56:29Oh, no.
00:56:31Oh, no.
00:56:31Oh, no.
00:56:31Oh, no.
00:56:32Oh, no.
00:56:35That's Mr. Newby.
00:56:37Now, that's what I call a charmingly furnished room.
00:56:40The dog followed me home.
00:56:44My wife thought I'd bought an anniversary present.
00:56:47I didn't tell her the truth, figuring I'd return the dog, tell her it ran away, buy her another one.
00:56:53Well, the first ad was Jonas, and he's dead.
00:56:57Then this Gilly, the one I thought was Jonas.
00:56:59His ad, he's dead.
00:57:02Now, these other two.
00:57:05Oh, where will it all end?
00:57:07I don't know.
00:57:08Seen any more ads?
00:57:10Now then, O'Denny.
00:57:11Who's this new me here with Fat Freddy?
00:57:13I tell you, I don't know.
00:57:15Probably all in it together.
00:57:18Had a falling out, and Gilly knocked Jonas off.
00:57:20Then Jonas, I mean Fat Freddy, knocked Gilly off to even the score.
00:57:24So Gilly turns right around and knocks.
00:57:28But who did for Fat Freddy and his foreigner?
00:57:30I'm O'Denny.
00:57:31I mean Denny.
00:57:32You.
00:57:33Who's this new me?
00:57:35What do you know about him?
00:57:36Nothing, honest.
00:57:37He checked in three or four days ago off a tramp ship.
00:57:40Anybody visit him?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:41Who?
00:57:42Him.
00:57:47Now what?
00:57:48Full across the hall, said he heard an argument, and then two quick shots.
00:57:52Two shots.
00:57:53Two bodies.
00:57:54Sounds like a reliable witness for once.
00:57:56What else?
00:57:57Then he said he saw two guys come in.
00:57:59Two different guys.
00:58:01After the shots.
00:58:02Well, why didn't he report it?
00:58:05Figured it was normal for here.
00:58:07What about two other men?
00:58:08Yeah, yeah.
00:58:09There's two fellas, but they only stayed a minute.
00:58:11Know them?
00:58:11No.
00:58:12The dog.
00:58:13What about that dog?
00:58:14Archie?
00:58:15Who's Archie?
00:58:16The dog.
00:58:18Oh, he couldn't have done it.
00:58:19When he wasn't with me, he was with my wife.
00:58:21There's a connection.
00:58:22There's got to be.
00:58:23That's what I've been telling you.
00:58:26The dog is hot.
00:58:27He's the kiss of death.
00:58:28He's...
00:58:29Oh, my.
00:58:31My wife.
00:58:32My Katie.
00:58:33She's in danger.
00:58:34They'll kill her, too.
00:58:35Let me out of here.
00:58:35So, your wife's in this, too.
00:58:38Are you nuts?
00:58:39She's probably out with him now, walking.
00:58:41With who?
00:58:42Archie.
00:58:42Aha.
00:58:43Who's Archie?
00:58:44Oh, the dog.
00:58:46Archie's the dog's name.
00:58:48Please, she's with him.
00:58:49They'll kill her, too.
00:58:50They'll kill her, too.
00:58:51All the way.
00:58:51Pull her in.
00:58:51Pull her in.
00:58:56Come on.
00:59:01Come on.
00:59:01Come on.
00:59:02Let's go.
00:59:12Oh, gee.
00:59:13Oh, gee, if you dare, I'll throw your nice, fresh bones away.
00:59:25Okay, baby.
00:59:26Hey, see you.
00:59:28Hey!
00:59:42Catch.
00:59:43Ah, you got it, huh?
00:59:45Good.
00:59:54What's this?
00:59:56Bones?
00:59:57But whose?
00:59:59What are you trying to pull?
01:00:01Come on, start talking and talk fast.
01:00:03I don't know, but...
01:00:05That's the stuff she had on her.
01:00:08I bring it right here.
01:00:10You don't think I pull anything, do you?
01:00:12Son of a pal.
01:00:24If one hair of her head's been injured, I'll have your hairs.
01:00:27Heads.
01:00:28Heads.
01:00:28And that idiot Orion's, too.
01:00:30Take it easy, Mr. Dennis.
01:00:31She'll be back.
01:00:33There she is.
01:00:34Oh, I need one.
01:00:43They've got her, too.
01:00:44Now, where is she?
01:00:45Where is she?
01:00:45What have you done with her?
01:00:47What about my wife?
01:00:48My wife?
01:00:50Why my wife?
01:00:51Come on, come on.
01:00:51Lorraine wants to question this dog.
01:00:53I mean, we're taking him in, see?
01:00:55Hi, mother.
01:01:00What are you doing?
01:01:01Come on, me.
01:01:02He's on the inside.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:11See anything?
01:01:12Just plain dog.
01:01:13All we could find was a couple of fleas.
01:01:16Get that mud out of here.
01:01:17Here, he's yours.
01:01:19He's not mine.
01:01:20I don't want him.
01:01:21I don't want him either, see?
01:01:22Your wife wants him.
01:01:24He's her anniversary present.
01:01:26You are the son of the people.
01:01:29For all you hurt, my wife's playing in some holly.
01:01:32With a knife in her back and a bullet in her head.
01:01:35Take her away, please.
01:01:36Don't get her out.
01:01:37Oh, Katie.
01:01:39You all right, honey?
01:01:41Oh, certainly, darling.
01:01:42Where are you calling from?
01:01:43Oh, that's right.
01:01:44Mother told me you're in jail.
01:01:45Guess what?
01:01:47We're rich.
01:01:48Filthy, dirty rich.
01:01:49Huh?
01:01:50You sound funny.
01:01:52Are you sure you're all right?
01:01:54Oh, never better.
01:01:55Never richer.
01:01:57Bill, don't say a word.
01:01:59Stay on your rights.
01:02:00We can afford the best lawyer there is.
01:02:01I know you couldn't have done whatever it is you did.
01:02:03Oh, come on, come on.
01:02:05Let's count it again.
01:02:07Bill?
01:02:07Huh?
01:02:10Hey.
01:02:10Ah, you don't know what to do with him, huh?
01:02:13Hey, wait a minute.
01:02:14Oh, fellas, where are you taking me now?
01:02:16So much for you.
01:02:25Are you sure that'll hold him?
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Pay me when you pick him up.
01:02:31Here, you'll need this receipt.
01:02:33The sofa's getting cold, like ice.
01:02:37Two dollars a day.
01:02:38You want him bathed or clipped?
01:02:40So it's getting cold.
01:02:42Uh, they hate that, don't they?
01:02:46Yes.
01:02:47Do both.
01:02:51All day, I'm melting over a hot stove.
01:02:56Believe me, she's got a long ways to melt.
01:03:02Shut up, you sleevittin' mutt!
01:03:05Why should I?
01:03:29Why should I give it to the police?
01:03:30It's not theirs.
01:03:31It's mine.
01:03:32The man gave it all to me.
01:03:33He gave it to me personally.
01:03:35He must have wanted me to have it
01:03:36if he wanted the police to have it
01:03:37and have given it to them.
01:03:38What are you?
01:03:38But, baby.
01:03:39Probably one of these eccentrices
01:03:40like he's seen in the movies
01:03:41has more money than he knows what to do with,
01:03:43so he gave some to me.
01:03:44Share them off.
01:03:45Make money circulate and all like that.
01:03:47Is that what he said?
01:03:48No.
01:03:49Anyway, I gave it to me,
01:03:49and I want to keep it.
01:03:50But you can't keep it, Katie.
01:03:52Why can't she?
01:03:53If the man gave it to her,
01:03:54he wanted her to have it.
01:03:55Oh, we've just been all through that argument.
01:03:57You never gave her $100,000.
01:03:59You never gave her anything but a headache.
01:04:01Let's see here, Mother.
01:04:02Please, Mother, don't pick on him.
01:04:03Come on, let's all go out and spend some of it.
01:04:06Him that spends what isn't his
01:04:08and gives it back or goes to...
01:04:10Miss Bill!
01:04:13Is that a way to treat money?
01:04:19Ah!
01:04:20Even if it was yours,
01:04:21you couldn't spend it.
01:04:22Not this money.
01:04:23It is mine, and why can't I?
01:04:25Because it's counterfeit.
01:04:26What?
01:04:28Counterfeit.
01:04:28Phony, oh, baby.
01:04:29These are as phony as mother's false teeth.
01:04:32I mean, anybody's mother's false teeth.
01:04:34Look.
01:04:35Look at that smudge on Lincoln's beard.
01:04:37Look at that tweddy.
01:04:38Notice anything odd about Andrew Jackson?
01:04:40Look carefully.
01:04:42At his nose.
01:04:45It's running!
01:04:47And don't you say so.
01:04:48He's got a cold.
01:04:49Oh, I don't get it.
01:04:51Why would the man give it to me
01:04:53if it's no good?
01:04:54Why would any eccentric, rich, millionaire
01:04:57deliberately fool
01:04:58a trusting, unsuspecting girl
01:04:59he doesn't even know?
01:05:00That's what makes him eccentric.
01:05:04Bring him in.
01:05:06This is my wife.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:09Darling, tell him.
01:05:10Oh, yes, I'm his wife.
01:05:11Congratulations.
01:05:12No, I mean about this money.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:16A man gave it to me.
01:05:18What man?
01:05:18I mean, I never set eyes on before.
01:05:22My husband says it's all counterfeit.
01:05:25I can see it's phony, lady.
01:05:27Any idiot, even a blind one could tell.
01:05:30Now, look, old Danny.
01:05:31We specialize in murder here.
01:05:33Homicide and all like that.
01:05:35Why don't you take this
01:05:36to the proper authorities?
01:05:38Because I'm convinced
01:05:38this has some connection
01:05:39with these murders.
01:05:41And so has the dog.
01:05:42Oh, no.
01:05:42Dog, what dog?
01:05:43No, Archie.
01:05:44I wouldn't put anything
01:05:45past that dog.
01:05:45Why are you talking about?
01:05:47Well, you're trying to shut up.
01:05:48And not interrupt.
01:05:49And I'll tell you...
01:05:50I will not shut up.
01:05:50And you keep still
01:05:51when I'm interrupting.
01:05:52Can you tell me
01:05:53what he's raving about?
01:05:54I wouldn't presume.
01:05:55Well, can anyone?
01:05:57Just how could my little dog
01:05:58know anything
01:05:59about this counterfeit money?
01:06:00Will you please
01:06:01let me explain?
01:06:03Go ahead.
01:06:04Explain.
01:06:05I'm listening.
01:06:08Well, it all began
01:06:09when I...
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Go ahead.
01:06:12Go on.
01:06:13Go ahead.
01:06:15Oh, we brought him the money.
01:06:17Let's go home, Doc.
01:06:17Oh, Mrs. O'Denny.
01:06:19Are you under the impression
01:06:21that your husband
01:06:21purchased that dog for you
01:06:23as an anniversary present?
01:06:25Of course I am.
01:06:26Certainly he did.
01:06:27Darling, let's go.
01:06:29According to your husband's testimony,
01:06:31he did no such thing.
01:06:33He says,
01:06:34your husband says,
01:06:35that he,
01:06:36the dog,
01:06:37followed him,
01:06:38your husband,
01:06:38home.
01:06:39He, the dog,
01:06:40was lost or something.
01:06:42He forgot it was your anniversary.
01:06:45Your husband forgot.
01:06:47Not the dog.
01:06:49Never.
01:06:49I never forgot.
01:06:51Oh, what's he talking about?
01:06:52Bill, is this true?
01:06:56But I didn't forget.
01:06:58Look,
01:06:58I tried to tell you last night
01:07:00that I was...
01:07:00But the anniversary card
01:07:02was in Archie's mouth.
01:07:03And it said,
01:07:04happy anniversary, darling.
01:07:06And it was in Archie's hand...
01:07:07It was in your handwriting.
01:07:10Archie picked it up
01:07:11after I wrote it
01:07:12to put it in the box
01:07:12with the nightgown I bought.
01:07:14Nightgown?
01:07:15What nightgown?
01:07:16For you.
01:07:16I bought it for you.
01:07:17You didn't buy me
01:07:18any nightgown?
01:07:19Sure I did.
01:07:20Not as I started to.
01:07:22Then Archie broke the showcase
01:07:23in the store.
01:07:24I met up the card.
01:07:25You've been acting
01:07:25very strange lately.
01:07:27I'll take him home now.
01:07:28Do that lady
01:07:29and keep him there.
01:07:31Why'd that man
01:07:32give her the money?
01:07:33Why'd he pick her
01:07:34to serve a briefcase
01:07:35for her on
01:07:35if it wasn't
01:07:36because she was
01:07:36with that dog?
01:07:37Why was Jonas killed?
01:07:39That nice...
01:07:39That Mr. Gilly, too.
01:07:41What about those
01:07:42other two men
01:07:42murdered in that hotel?
01:07:43Why?
01:07:43On account of that dog.
01:07:44I tell you,
01:07:45that dog knows plenty.
01:07:46Oh, my nonsense.
01:07:48Now Archie's a murderer.
01:07:49Honey, calm yourself.
01:07:51We'll go home now.
01:07:52Can I have Archie, too, please?
01:07:53He's got him.
01:07:56He's lost.
01:07:57Lost?
01:07:57He ran away.
01:07:58Archie, he never.
01:07:59I tell you, he did.
01:08:00Why would he
01:08:01when he adores that?
01:08:02He ran away
01:08:02and we're lucky he's gone.
01:08:03You've done something to him.
01:08:05Oh, don't you understand?
01:08:06That dog's responsible.
01:08:07You get him back.
01:08:08I'll get you another dog.
01:08:10Archie!
01:08:12Or else!
01:08:16Copper!
01:08:19I'll get you a bigger one!
01:08:20I want Archie!
01:08:22And I'll come back
01:08:23here, get him!
01:08:30Nighty night!
01:08:35Well,
01:08:36you finally learned
01:08:37how to handle him.
01:08:40My own wife!
01:08:42My own
01:08:42flesh and blood!
01:08:53Shut up!
01:08:56You mutt!
01:09:09Oh,
01:09:09oh, no!
01:09:11Miss Catherine Denny
01:09:11live here?
01:09:12No, they move.
01:09:13I seen her ad.
01:09:13It sounded like this
01:09:14here's her dog.
01:09:15Some guy
01:09:16boarded it with me.
01:09:17Shifty-looking
01:09:17character he was.
01:09:18I...
01:09:19Say!
01:09:21Ain't you him?
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:23Sure you're him!
01:09:24I don't get it!
01:09:28Archie!
01:09:29That's all.
01:09:30It's just the same.
01:09:31Give me a minute, mister.
01:09:32You trying to
01:09:33get me out of my reward?
01:09:34My heart's hurting you!
01:09:38Six bucks.
01:09:39That's a reward?
01:09:41What about
01:09:41his cage and board?
01:09:43I stuffed him
01:09:43and warmed him
01:09:44and he bit me.
01:09:45Tell me a bill,
01:09:46may I check?
01:09:47Hey, lady,
01:09:47what's this guy
01:09:48put?
01:09:48Oh!
01:09:51Yes.
01:09:52Twenty bucks.
01:10:00Hey!
01:10:02No news!
01:10:03It's a fooling!
01:10:10More like it.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:14Good night.
01:10:16Good night.
01:10:18Good night.
01:10:20Good night.
01:10:22Darling, darling.
01:10:24Huh?
01:10:29Oh, you big
01:10:30mallet head, you.
01:10:31Oh, I couldn't take
01:10:37another night
01:10:38of Mother's snoring.
01:10:50Reward!
01:10:51That man,
01:10:52just now day,
01:10:52him,
01:10:53he said you advertised.
01:10:54So?
01:10:55I'll cancel the ad
01:10:56in a little while.
01:10:57Okay, Katie, I got...
01:10:58Oh, come on, darling.
01:10:59Mother will be away
01:11:00for hours.
01:11:01Uh, Dianetics tonight.
01:11:02We've got the whole
01:11:02house all to ourselves.
01:11:07Stop!
01:11:08Oh, me!
01:11:08What's with you?
01:11:09Some lover!
01:11:10Look, Katie,
01:11:11let's go for a walk
01:11:12or something.
01:11:12It's a wonderful night
01:11:13of big moons,
01:11:14stars.
01:11:14It's raining now!
01:11:16Oh, well,
01:11:17let's go to the movies.
01:11:17It's a terrific picture.
01:11:18You want to go
01:11:19to a movie now?
01:11:20Sure, why not?
01:11:21Bill, Danny,
01:11:22what are you doing?
01:11:23I've got my nightgown on.
01:11:25It's adorable.
01:11:26What's the matter
01:11:27with you?
01:11:28Oh, company.
01:11:35This hot?
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:40Okay, lady,
01:11:40leave us have it.
01:11:41What do you want?
01:11:42Fix that.
01:11:44Who are you?
01:11:44Never mind.
01:11:45That's the man
01:11:46who gave me the money.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:47Sit down.
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:48You heard me.
01:11:52Sit down.
01:11:54If you don't mind.
01:11:55Now, stay here.
01:11:56This is our house.
01:11:57Shut up, lady.
01:11:59Shut up.
01:12:00And go get it.
01:12:01Yes, darling.
01:12:01Shut up.
01:12:03Are you going to
01:12:04just sit here
01:12:04and let these two,
01:12:06I don't know what,
01:12:06treat us like this
01:12:07in our own house?
01:12:08Yes, darling.
01:12:09I'm going to just
01:12:10sit right here.
01:12:11Very quietly.
01:12:12He's smart, lady.
01:12:13Be like him.
01:12:14He's a coward.
01:12:15Yes, sir.
01:12:16I certainly am.
01:12:17Always take easy
01:12:18to get my hair cut.
01:12:20That's good, darling.
01:12:21All right.
01:12:21What are you saying?
01:12:22Are you going to have to...
01:12:23The next year.
01:12:24Get it, lady.
01:12:25Get it to us quick.
01:12:26Then we brought it
01:12:27to the police.
01:12:28Police?
01:12:28Yes, police.
01:12:29And even if we did...
01:12:30Stop horsing around.
01:12:31I ain't got no time
01:12:32for no gas.
01:12:32No!
01:12:37Hey, it's me,
01:12:38you dumb mother.
01:12:38It's me, buddy.
01:12:40Hey!
01:12:40Get her, Archie!
01:12:41Get her!
01:12:42Hey, Max, get her!
01:12:43Come on!
01:12:45Ow!
01:12:45You killed Archie! My Archie!
01:12:56Oh, that's too bad.
01:12:57Now, go get it.
01:13:00I tell you, we brought the money to the police.
01:13:02A hundred Gs?
01:13:04You mean, you give the cops a hundred Gs?
01:13:07Yes! It was no good.
01:13:09Any idiot, even a blind one, could tell that money was phony.
01:13:13Phony?
01:13:15You mean I passed a hundred Gs in a queer?
01:13:18No, no, she's stolen next to David's life.
01:13:20Oh, yes, you ask Mr. O'Brien.
01:13:22He's in the homicide department where they have murderous things.
01:13:24The money, babe?
01:13:25Well, I guess...
01:13:26I think I'm 99 years in a deep freeze.
01:13:34Maybe life I should live so long.
01:13:36No, don't be a joke, Max. It's safe. The money's safe.
01:13:39I figured that we could have the money and the stuff, too. That's neat, huh?
01:13:43You don't... You don't think that I would double-cross a pal, do you, Max?
01:13:49Yeah!
01:14:01Katie! Oh, my Katie!
01:14:03Oh, my Katie!
01:14:10Two more?
01:14:12Yes. Not counting my wife and Archie.
01:14:15You know, the dog?
01:14:18You mean to say you...
01:14:20Be right over.
01:14:21Go!
01:14:22My, they're fast!
01:14:48Good evening, sir. Mrs. Catherine Denny at home?
01:14:50You're not the police.
01:14:52This advertisement for a lost dog.
01:14:55Oh, there he is.
01:14:57You can take him. Welcome.
01:14:59Oh, a party, huh?
01:15:02Strangers to me.
01:15:03They shot each other.
01:15:06That's my wife.
01:15:09Hiya, the cops.
01:15:10Where's that money?
01:15:11Them guys must have had it on.
01:15:13That hurt.
01:15:13Quickly, quickly. The money, please.
01:15:15Come on, come on. We can't wait all night.
01:15:16Don't...
01:15:17Get me out of here quick enough and funny.
01:15:26The fire escape.
01:15:31Open your mouth and you're dead.
01:15:35The other one.
01:15:37I'll be covering you from our...
01:15:44Oh, Rappaport, look around upstairs.
01:16:03Who are they?
01:16:05Well, a nice assortment.
01:16:08Never mind her.
01:16:10Hey.
01:16:11Oh, Denny.
01:16:11Oh, Denny.
01:16:12You know who you got here?
01:16:15Don't tell me.
01:16:16There's a fortune in rewards.
01:16:17About five grand apiece.
01:16:19You'll find five more grand out that window.
01:16:22It's moving.
01:16:30Bring them out.
01:16:31Help me sort these.
01:16:34Peek the pusher.
01:16:36You got Max the umbrella, short weight Bert, and now peek the pusher no less.
01:16:40It's a cleanup.
01:16:41How did you do it?
01:16:42Oh, Katie.
01:16:53Oh, my Katie.
01:16:56Oh, you.
01:16:56Oh, you.
01:17:08I knew it.
01:17:10He's murdered her.
01:17:13If I told her once, I could go.
01:17:19Mr. Denny finally rounded up the entire gang.
01:17:23Furthermore, as a result of the daring, unarmed, and single-handed capture by the fearless Mr. O'Denny...
01:17:28Okay, fearless.
01:17:29Eat your lamp, Chuck.
01:17:30...and also apprehended.
01:17:31Numerous rewards have been posted for the...
01:17:33We've heard it all nine times.
01:17:36Oh, and do we get a reward for the counterfeiters, too?
01:17:39Sure.
01:17:42Oh, boy.
01:17:43Am I going to pay an income tax this year?
01:17:46Oh, well.
01:17:48These two are the ones that put me in a higher bracket.
01:17:51Okay, eat your chops, you hero, you.
01:17:54What chops?
01:17:55You've eaten them already.
01:18:00I didn't even see them.
01:18:01Well, certainly you did.
01:18:02Too long, I have chops.
01:18:04Now, eat your vegetables.
01:18:05What are you talking?
01:18:05What are you talking?
01:18:06What are you talking?
01:18:09Oh, isn't that cute?
01:18:17Oh.
01:18:18Oh, never mind, dear.
01:18:19I've got a lovely steak for Archie in the icebox.
01:18:22I'll fix it for you.
01:18:23What?
01:18:23It'll only take a minute.
01:18:25Ouch.
01:18:26Oh, no, you...
01:18:27Shh.
01:18:31Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
01:18:36Ow!
01:18:37Ow!
01:18:37Ow!
01:18:38Ow!
01:18:38Ow!
01:18:39Ow!
01:18:39Ow!
01:18:40Ow!
01:18:40Ow!
01:18:41Ow!
01:18:41Ow!
01:18:42Ow!
01:18:42Ow!
01:18:43Ow!
01:18:44Ow!
01:18:45Ow!
01:18:46Ow!
01:18:46Ow!
01:18:47Ow!
01:18:48Ow!
01:18:49Ow!
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:51Ow!
01:18:52Ow!
01:18:53Ow!
01:18:54Ow!
01:18:55Ow!
01:18:56Ow!
01:18:57Ow!
01:18:58Ow!
01:18:59Ow!
01:19:00Ow!
01:19:01Ow!
01:19:02Ow!
01:19:03Ow!
01:19:04Ow!
01:19:05Ow!
01:19:06Behave yourself
01:19:15When we're apart
01:19:17Just lock your heart
01:19:19And slave yourself for me
01:19:22The world is full of dangers
01:19:26Be careful when you're wrong
01:19:28And don't take candy from strangers
01:19:31If you want to be
01:19:33Come on back home
01:19:34Enslave yourself
01:19:36To no one new
01:19:38Remember to behave yourself
01:19:41Well don't you see
01:19:43If you behave yourself
01:19:46Then you can come down off the shelf
01:19:49And do your miss behaving with me
01:19:53Behave yourself

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