Skybound Fools: A Classic Comedy

Rizal Indra Putra

Skybound Fools: A Classic Comedy  Join two love-struck misfits as they accidentally enlist in the French Foreign Legion, sparking a hilarious chain of events filled with slapstick mishaps, military madness, and airborne chaos! This timeless black-and-white comedy delivers laughs from beginning to end, starring one of the most iconic duos in cinematic history.  Public domain film. Restored and presented for your entertainment.

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00:01:31Oh, that's fine. There you are.

00:01:35Gee, that's swell photography.

00:01:38Well, we'd better get back to the hotel and get our things packed,

00:01:41because the boat sails at 12 o'clock tonight.

00:01:43Not for me, it doesn't.

00:01:45What do you mean?

00:01:47I've decided to stay a while.

00:01:49In fact, if my plans work out right, I may never go back.

00:01:53Well, you've got to go back or we'll lose our job at the fish market in Des Moines.

00:01:57So what?

00:01:58There are plenty of fish markets here in Paris.

00:02:02Uh, garçon.

00:02:04Uh, another glass of milk and two fresh straws.

00:02:15You know what?

00:02:17I think you're hiding something from me.

00:02:19Oh, roses are red.

00:02:32Candy is sweet.

00:02:34This is something I sent you to eat.

00:02:37Ollie.

00:02:37Oh!

00:02:39Oh, they're too funny.

00:02:41But the flowers are beautiful.

00:02:43Oh!

00:02:43Candy!

00:02:44Candy!

00:02:46Who is he?

00:02:47He's the American guest, number four.

00:02:49Well, we must not ridicule his generosity.

00:02:51Really, he and his friend are very kind.

00:02:53Mr. Hardy!

00:03:18Yes, ma'am.

00:03:20I want to thank you for your photograph.

00:03:22You're welcome.

00:03:23And for the beautiful flowers.

00:03:26Oh, shucks.

00:03:26It was just the fault.

00:03:28And the delicious chocolate.

00:03:30Well, I thought maybe you might want something to nibble on while you were smelling the flowers.

00:03:35Oh!

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00:03:37Oh!

00:03:38Oh!

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00:03:51Oh!

00:03:52Oh!

00:03:52What are you so happy about?

00:04:00Stanley, can you keep a secret?

00:04:02Sure.

00:04:03I'm in love.

00:04:05You don't tell me.

00:04:06Who is it?

00:04:07The most gorgeous creature in the world.

00:04:11Georgette, the innkeeper's daughter.

00:04:14Well, I don't blame you.

00:04:15She sure is a swell dish.

00:04:17She certainly...

00:04:18Yes, sir.

00:04:19Don't call her a dish.

00:04:21She's the girl that I'm going to marry.

00:04:23Get a load of this diamond ring.

00:04:24Boy, it sure is a load.

00:04:33Yes, sir.

00:04:35Say, when are you going to get married?

00:04:37Just as soon as I ask her.

00:04:39Why don't you ask her now?

00:04:40Then we can all go out and celebrate.

00:04:42That's just what I intended to do.

00:04:44You'll get cleaned up and I'll go down and pop the question.

00:04:47That's a good idea.

00:04:48You sure we'll have a lot of fun now?

00:04:51You sure can pick them.

00:04:52I'll never say anything like you.

00:04:53I'll never say anything like you.

00:05:23What are you doing with that cushion?

00:05:25Well, I keep on bumping me head.

00:05:30See?

00:05:31Move it in front of the window where you can stand up.

00:05:53How anyone could be so stupid as to stand there and continually bump their head is beyond me.

00:06:17Oh!

00:06:33Oh!

00:06:34Oh!

00:06:35Why don't you stand in the window?

00:06:37Why don't you mind your old business?

00:06:40Oh.

00:06:41Well, here's always a holiday of some sort.

00:06:44Papa, it's this. The girls think he's funny.

00:06:48Yes, this one, yes.

00:06:49But remember, Georgette, you are a married woman.

00:06:52And Francoise is a little jealous.

00:06:54Oh, Papa, he's not serious.

00:06:57It's just the American way of having fun.

00:06:59Oh, yes, yes, it might be.

00:07:02Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

00:07:12Francoise!

00:07:14It's so good to see you.

00:07:17After just a long time,

00:07:19where the treasure stole your cabin.

00:07:20I want to surprise Georgette. Where is she?

00:07:25Georgette!

00:07:26Georgette!

00:07:29Yes, Papa.

00:07:33Francoise!

00:07:35Oh, my darling, Georgette,

00:07:37I've waited every day, every hour, every minute.

00:07:39My poor Francoise.

00:07:41How I've worried about your way out

00:07:42that lonely post in Morocco.

00:07:44Oh, it was lonely, terribly lonely,

00:07:45but that's all over now.

00:07:47I've got great news for you.

00:07:48I've made arrangements for you to join me

00:07:49when I go back.

00:07:50Oh, darling, I'm so happy.

00:07:52I'm so happy, sir.

00:07:56You must be hungry.

00:07:57I'll get you something to eat.

00:08:02Well, how about a nice, cool drink?

00:08:04Well, that's great.

00:08:06It'll just put me in the mood.

00:08:08Yes, sir.

00:08:09Throw it over your shoulder.

00:08:25I'll get you in the mood.

00:08:26Ah!

00:08:26Apawes!

00:08:35call me in the mood.

00:08:36Bill.

00:08:36Oh.

00:08:38All right.

00:08:38Bye, John.

00:08:38Go, John.

00:08:38I'm so happy you were there.

00:08:39Bye.

00:08:39Bye, John.

00:08:39Bye.

00:08:40Bye, John.

00:08:40Bye.

00:08:41Bye.

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00:08:42Bye, John.

00:08:43Bye.

00:08:44Bye.

00:08:45Bye, John.

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00:08:54Bye.

00:08:55What can I do for you?

00:09:09My friend and I would like a bottle of wine.

00:09:11And bring three glasses.

00:09:13Three glasses?

00:09:14We thought maybe you'd like to join us.

00:09:19You know, I feel as fidgety as a jitterbug.

00:09:21You do?

00:09:22Yeah.

00:09:22What's the matter?

00:09:23Well, I'm nervous.

00:09:24You know, Stanley, this will be the first time I've ever been married.

00:09:31Say, now's a good time of your day.

00:09:33Go on now.

00:09:34Why don't you?

00:09:35Go on, tell her.

00:09:36What's the matter?

00:09:37You're scared?

00:09:38I'll tell her for you.

00:09:39No, not now.

00:09:40I know just how you feel.

00:09:41Let me fix it for you.

00:09:42I can fix it.

00:09:43Just see.

00:09:45Say, he's got something to tell you.

00:09:47Something to tell me?

00:09:49Yeah.

00:09:49He's nuts about you.

00:09:51Nuts?

00:09:52Just plain nuts.

00:09:54Oh, wait.

00:09:59No, I don't mean that.

00:10:00I mean he's crazy about you.

00:10:02He's going to marry you.

00:10:03Aren't you, Ollie?

00:10:04Go on.

00:10:05Stop talking.

00:10:06You want to marry me?

00:10:09Well, that is, if you don't mind.

00:10:12I must hear you make fun of me.

00:10:16No, he's not kidding.

00:10:17He's on the level.

00:10:18Aren't you, Ollie?

00:10:19Why, certainly.

00:10:21I was never more sincere in my life.

00:10:26That's very nice of you, I'm sure.

00:10:29But that can never be.

00:10:31Oh, won't you give me one chance, Georgia?

00:10:34Go on.

00:10:35Why don't you?

00:10:36Is there someone else?

00:10:38Oh, yes.

00:10:39Very much so.

00:10:41I'm so sorry.

00:10:42Well, that's that.

00:10:55No use crying over split milk.

00:10:58Well, I guess we'd better be going, eh?

00:11:00Come on, we'll...

00:11:01You go ahead.

00:11:03What's the matter?

00:11:03Aren't you going out with me?

00:11:04I want to be alone.

00:11:10I want to be alone.

00:11:34It won't be long, darling.

00:11:51No, darling, but it's absolutely necessary I report to headquarters.

00:11:54You've got crying away?

00:11:55Just as quick as I can.

00:12:04Don't worry about it.

00:12:07You'll get over it, all right.

00:12:18To think that this would happen to me

00:12:21just at a time in my life when I needed something real,

00:12:27something wholesome,

00:12:30something tender.

00:12:32Why don't you try a nice, packed, juicy steak?

00:12:36That'll make you feel better if you have something to eat.

00:12:38You don't understand.

00:12:42Get me some swelling sauce.

00:13:00That better than that.

00:13:02Get this.

00:13:06Come on, come on.

00:13:07Get this.

00:13:09Get this off.

00:13:23Put some water on my head.

00:13:29Get a towel.

00:13:47There.

00:13:48Now, is that better?

00:13:50Make it wet.

00:13:51Is there anything else I can do for you?

00:14:09Yes.

00:14:10Leave me alone.

00:14:13Don't talk to me like that after all the hospital I've given you.

00:14:17Try to give you a candy and nice, fat, juicy steak.

00:14:20I've waited on you with your hands and feet.

00:14:23Try to tell you that there's plenty more girls.

00:14:25You don't have to worry about that.

00:14:28If I felt as bad as you, I'd go and drown myself.

00:14:35Stanley, you've given me an idea.

00:14:37What?

00:14:37Well, I'm going to follow your advice.

00:14:40Good.

00:14:40And drown myself.

00:14:42Oh, wait a minute now.

00:14:43Listen, I was only kidding.

00:14:45This is no time for kidding.

00:14:47I know, but don't you think you ought to think it over?

00:14:49Have you ever been drowned before?

00:14:50I have thought it over.

00:14:51And since Georgette has given me the air, I have nothing left to live for.

00:14:56Oh, don't be silly.

00:14:57What do you mean, don't be silly?

00:14:59This is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.

00:15:06Well, I...

00:15:06Stanley, don't...

00:15:07Something strengths.

00:15:21I never know.

00:15:24I never know.

00:15:27I never know.

00:15:31I never know.

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00:18:44Oh, my God.

00:19:14Oh, thermites.

00:19:30Hey, we can't jump in there.

00:19:33There's a fella watching us.

00:19:39What are you trying to do?

00:19:40Talk me out of this.

00:19:41I came here to jump in this river,

00:19:43and that's what we're going to do.

00:19:45Now, you put this horse thing around,

00:19:46or I'll jump in without you.

00:19:48Don't leave me, Ollie.

00:19:50Well, are you ready?

00:19:51All right.

00:19:51Goodbye, Ollie.

00:19:52Shut up.

00:19:54One.

00:19:56Two.

00:19:57Pardon me, gentlemen.

00:19:58What seems to be the trouble?

00:20:00Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river.

00:20:03But why commit such a foolish action?

00:20:06Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.

00:20:08Well, that's what I've been trying to tell him.

00:20:10All because he fell in love with a dame.

00:20:12Now, isn't that silly?

00:20:14No woman is worth that.

00:20:15I should say not.

00:20:17You haven't seen her.

00:20:18If you knew her as I know her...

00:20:20I understand, but don't forget,

00:20:22there are plenty more fish in the sea.

00:20:24He's not in love with a fish.

00:20:26It's a girl, isn't he?

00:20:27That's just an expression, my friend.

00:20:29Oh.

00:20:29I realize perfectly how you feel,

00:20:31but you're too much to live for.

00:20:33Sure, you've got your dog, and it's me,

00:20:35and life is too precious to throw away

00:20:37on account of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.

00:20:40He's right, Ollie.

00:20:42She's worthy, all right.

00:20:43But there was another man,

00:20:45and if I could meet him face to face,

00:20:47what I, to him, would be nobody's business.

00:20:50Yes, sir.

00:20:52Well, advice is cheap.

00:20:54Maybe if you've listened to my suggestion,

00:20:55you'll probably dissolve.

00:20:57What is your suggestion?

00:20:58Join the foreign legion.

00:21:01What's all?

00:21:02To forget.

00:21:05Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.

00:21:07Better than jumping in here,

00:21:08you could forget in all our troubles.

00:21:10You're right, Stanley.

00:21:11Thank you, mister, for telling us.

00:21:13It was a pleasure.

00:21:14Goodbye, and good luck.

00:21:15Goodbye.

00:21:17Gee, that's great, isn't it?

00:21:18Now we don't have...

00:21:19Say, we can't join the foreign legion.

00:21:21We've got to be back in Des Moines on the 17th.

00:21:24Well, you ready?

00:21:26One.

00:21:27Just a minute, Ollie.

00:21:27Hey, mister.

00:21:29If we join the foreign legion,

00:21:31how long will it take him to forget?

00:21:33No time at all.

00:21:34Just a matter of a few days.

00:21:37Well, I've struggled with plenty of time.

00:21:39Now we don't have to worry about it.

00:21:41Say, we won't need this, will we?

00:21:43No.

00:21:43All right.

00:21:44What?

00:21:45No.

00:21:49No.

00:21:49Oh, my God.

00:22:19Oh, my God.

00:22:49Oh, my God.

00:23:19Oh, my God.

00:23:49Oh, my God.

00:24:19Oh, my God.

00:24:49Well, we'll be seeing you.

00:24:51Yeah.

00:24:51Take care of yourself.

00:24:52Gee, don't he look good?

00:24:54Sure does.

00:24:56Hey, hey.

00:24:58Where are you going to have dinner?

00:24:59Good morning.

00:25:06Good morning.

00:25:10Good morning.

00:25:21I'll now sign you to your duties.

00:25:24Reveille at five, you dress quickly,

00:25:25make up your bunks and get ready for inspection.

00:25:28Inspection until seven.

00:25:30Ten minutes for breakfast.

00:25:31You drill until one and march until four.

00:25:35What about Lance?

00:25:37You'll have that while marching.

00:25:38You have inspection until six.

00:25:41Fifteen minutes for mess.

00:25:42Kitchen duties until ten.

00:25:44Inspection until eleven.

00:25:45Then taps.

00:25:46That is all.

00:25:48We have to do all that.

00:25:49You won't have time to forget.

00:25:51Why don't you tell him?

00:25:52How much do we get for all this work?

00:25:55One hundred centimes a day.

00:25:57Well, that's not bad.

00:25:59How much is that in American money?

00:26:02Oh, American money?

00:26:03Well, it's equivalent to about three cents a day.

00:26:05Of course, it varies with the rate of exchange.

00:26:09Well, how much do we get for overtime?

00:26:11There ain't gonna be any overtime.

00:26:13If you think that you're gonna get that much work out of me for three cents a day, brother,

00:26:18you are crazy.

00:26:20Is that so?

00:26:22Absolutely.

00:26:24Yeah, and that goes for me, too.

00:26:26Because we don't work for less than twenty-five cents a day.

00:26:29Do we, Ollie?

00:26:30Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:26:33Come on.

00:27:03Come on.

00:27:33Come on.

00:28:03Come on.

00:28:33Come on.

00:29:03Come on.

00:29:09Get to work.

00:29:10What do you think this is?

00:29:11What do you think this is?

00:29:41What do you think this is?

00:30:11Get back to work.

00:30:19Get back to work.

00:30:30What do you think this is?

00:30:41What do you think this is?

00:30:43Haven't I got enough trouble without you making it tougher?

00:30:46Well, it's your own fault.

00:30:48Well, it's your own fault.

00:30:48If you hadn't fallen in love with Georgette, we wouldn't be here.

00:30:51Wouldn't have to do it.

00:30:52Will you stop reminding me of that?

00:30:54Here I am trying to forget and you keep talking about it all the time.

00:30:57Now, here's another day wasted.

00:30:59Well, what do you think this is?

00:31:00Well, maybe you don't try hard enough.

00:31:01Well, maybe you don't try hard enough.

00:31:02If you can't forget, why don't you try and pretend to forget?

00:31:06How can anybody pretend to forget?

00:31:08Well, I know if it was me, I'd sit down and relax.

00:31:12I'd close my eyes and I'd concentrate and I'd think of nothing.

00:31:16Wouldn't be long then.

00:31:17That's what I'd do.

00:31:18Say, I think you've got something there.

00:31:21I know I've got something.

00:31:22Why don't you take a whirl at it?

00:31:29Now, don't think of anything.

00:31:31I won't.

00:31:34I know it's tough to forget a swell gal like that.

00:31:37Gorgeous hair and lovely eyes.

00:31:42Beautiful teeth.

00:31:45Ruby lips.

00:31:46Hmm, gorgeous.

00:31:50I can see her now.

00:31:55So can I.

00:31:57Will you shut up?

00:31:59How can I concentrate when you keep talking about her all the time?

00:32:02Now, keep quiet.

00:32:03Let me alone.

00:32:04Now, sit down.

00:32:16Hey, Ollie.

00:32:31If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to put you in the nose.

00:32:36Couldn't I tell you to quit that?

00:32:39You'll hear about this later.

00:32:50Hey, lugs.

00:33:10When you get through with that washing, the cook wants you to manicure them vegetables for tomorrow's stew.

00:33:15I beg your pardon?

00:33:16You heard.

00:33:19Well, can you beat that?

00:33:21How do you think we're going to do all this washing?

00:33:23Stanley, I feel something coming over me.

00:33:26You do?

00:33:26A miracle has happened.

00:33:31What?

00:33:31I've completely forgotten.

00:33:34You mean you've forgotten Georgette?

00:33:36Who's Georgette?

00:33:37Gee, that's swell.

00:33:39Now we can finish the washing and we can go home.

00:33:41Finish nothing.

00:33:42We're going now.

00:33:44Now you're talking.

00:33:48Absolutely.

00:33:52And I found them asleep.

00:33:54And when I told them to go back to work, they threw wet laundry in my face.

00:33:59Oh, they did, eh?

00:34:01Well, I'll show them what it means to disobey my orders.

00:34:07Goodbye.

00:34:08Goodbye.

00:34:09Gee, I'm sure glad to get out of this joint.

00:34:12Me too.

00:34:13Have you got everything?

00:34:14Uh-huh.

00:34:14Now we'll go over to that commented guy and tell him we're through.

00:34:17And at the same time, I'll give him a piece of my mind.

00:34:19I don't blame you.

00:34:21Three cents a day.

00:34:22Ha!

00:34:23Left time.

00:34:25Left.

00:34:32Turn out the guard and place them both under arrest.

00:34:35Yes, sir.

00:34:35Say, what's the big idea of keeping us waiting?

00:34:55You know what?

00:34:56What?

00:34:56He's not here.

00:34:57Of course he's not here.

00:34:59Well, let's go look for him.

00:35:00Look nothing.

00:35:01I'll leave him a note.

00:35:02Oh, I wouldn't bother to leave him a note.

00:35:04Just leave him a P.S.

00:35:05Oh.

00:35:06Good enough for him.

00:35:07There he is.

00:35:12Come on.

00:35:13Yes.

00:35:13Now he can put that in his pipe and smoke it.

00:35:42Maybe he doesn't smoke a pipe.

00:35:45Well, whatever, he smokes it.

00:35:47Well, you've got to be careful about those things.

00:35:49What did you say in the note, Ollie?

00:36:12I said plenty, and if I could have spelled raspberry, I'd have told him a lot more.

00:36:16That'll learn him.

00:36:17Three cents a day.

00:36:18Right.

00:36:19Never during my army career have I been so grossly insulted.

00:36:44Just wait till I get my hands on him.

00:36:51I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:03I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:10I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:30I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:42I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:45I've been so grossly insulted.

00:37:49I've been so grossly insulted.

00:38:14Shine on, shine on, harvest moon up in the sky.

00:38:23I ain't had no loving since January, April, June or July.

00:38:31It's no time, say no time to stay outdoors and spoon.

00:38:39Shine on, shine on, harvest moon for me and my girl.

00:38:48I've been so grossly insulted.

00:38:56I just want to see you.

00:39:00I'll see you.

00:39:03I can walk away now.

00:39:04You're welcome.

00:39:06You're welcome.

00:39:07I wonder what time the train leaves for Paris.

00:39:24The sooner the better for me.

00:39:25Say, which way to the depot?

00:39:28Just around the corner.

00:39:30Goodbye.

00:39:34Let no one pass through that gate, no matter what happens.

00:39:37Yes, sir.

00:39:44Come on.

00:39:47Say, we're not going to take a plane, are we?

00:39:49I should say not.

00:40:04I wonder what keeps them up.

00:40:05I don't know, but I know what keeps me down.

00:40:10Me too.

00:40:11Good old terracotta for me any time.

00:40:14Promiscously.

00:40:15What?

00:40:28Georgette, darling.

00:40:32Now I'm so happy.

00:40:34At last I'm here with you.

00:40:35Have you missed me?

00:40:36Every day has been a year, darling.

00:40:38I'll bring the car for you.

00:40:39Wait here just a moment.

00:40:39Could you tell us the way to the railroad depot?

00:40:49It's your hobby.

00:40:51Georgette.

00:40:52So you've changed your mind.

00:40:55Darling, I forgive you everything.

00:40:58Say, I thought you said you'd forgotten her.

00:41:00Don't be silly.

00:41:02How can I forget my little Georgette at all?

00:41:05Oh, dear.

00:41:06I...

00:41:06I understand.

00:41:08Stanley, we wish to be alone.

00:41:10Come on.

00:41:12Go ahead.

00:41:13Come on.

00:41:14Come on.

00:41:18Oh.

00:41:19Ah!

00:41:20Oh, darling.

00:41:22Oh!

00:41:23Oh, I...

00:41:26Oh, this is...

00:41:30Oh!

00:41:31Oh, please.

00:41:32Please, let me keep it.

00:41:33Hide of it.

00:41:34What's the big idea?

00:41:36The idea is that this lady happens to be my wife.

00:41:38Oh, is that so?

00:41:41Your wife?

00:41:42Yes, you would-be homewrecker.

00:41:44That's why.

00:41:45That's why.

00:41:45Please, don't he didn't understand.

00:41:47Kind of step into the car, my dear.

00:41:48I want to speak to this gentleman alone.

00:41:52Now, once more, I'm going to give you a piece of advice.

00:41:54Yes, keep away from my wife.

00:41:56If I ever see or hear of you being in her presence again,

00:42:00I'll see to it that your worthless carcass lies sizzling in the desert sun

00:42:04at the mercy of the vultures.

00:42:06You understand?

00:42:08Yes, sir.

00:42:10Yes, sir.

00:42:17Hey, mister, you don't have to worry about us.

00:42:20We are leaving right now, aren't we, Ollie?

00:42:22We certainly are.

00:42:23Yes, sir.

00:42:25Fall in.

00:42:26Who is he talking to?

00:42:28Fall in.

00:42:29What do you mean, fall in?

00:42:31We're through.

00:42:32Can't you get our note?

00:42:33Yes, I got your note, and when you signed it,

00:42:35you signed your own death warrant.

00:42:37You're under arrest for desertion.

00:42:39Now, fall in.

00:42:40Oh, but...

00:42:42Throw them into jail and have the guard to keep a close watch on them.

00:42:45Yes, sir.

00:42:46Go on.

00:42:47Go on.

00:42:47Oh, to deserts.

00:43:01Desertos, eh?

00:43:03Come on.

00:43:03I'll show you to your suite.

00:43:05Get in.

00:43:12Hey, come on, you.

00:43:13What are you doing?

00:43:15Get in.

00:43:16Don't push me.

00:43:18Revolution, eh?

00:43:19I'll see you at sunrise.

00:43:27I'll, um, I'll show them where to get off at.

00:43:32Well, what did we do?

00:43:34What did you do?

00:43:35Why, you know...

00:43:37Why, you...

00:43:37Get in there.

00:43:41Get in there.

00:43:47Hey, mister.

00:43:49What?

00:43:50You forgot your keys.

00:43:52Look.

00:43:56Why don't you keep your mouth shut?

00:43:58Hmm.

00:44:05The prisoners have been found guilty

00:44:34and will be shot at sunrise.

00:44:42There's a nice pickle we're in.

00:44:44Shot at sunrise.

00:44:47I hope it's cloudy tomorrow.

00:44:49Say, Ollie.

00:44:50What?

00:44:51Do you still want to come back as a horse?

00:44:53I don't care if I never come back.

00:45:04I don't care.

00:45:12Oh.

00:45:13Oh.

00:45:14I don't care.

00:45:24Oh.

00:45:26Oh.

00:47:26Put that thing down.

00:48:07Well, I guess we'd better get some sleep.

00:48:13It won't be long for that.

00:48:15It's something.

00:48:16Hey.

00:48:18What?

00:48:19Get in there.

00:48:20What for?

00:48:20Shh.

00:48:21Never mind.

00:48:21What for?

00:48:22Hurry up.

00:48:22Come on, let's get in.

00:48:28You better let a fella know him.

00:48:30Take this, Jim.

00:48:31Shh.

00:48:31Go ahead.

00:48:32Come on.

00:48:33Say, where are we going?

00:48:56This tunnel leads to the outside wall.

00:48:58We're making our escape.

00:49:01Well, are we allowed to do that?

00:49:04Go ahead.

00:49:06Oh, sorry.

00:49:07Master?

00:49:08Are we allowed to do that?

00:49:10Isn't this fun?

00:49:17They don't know where we are.

00:49:19It sure is.

00:49:20I'm dying with laughter.

00:49:22Go ahead.

00:49:23Don't chew it.

00:49:30See what you've done?

00:49:32Now we've got to dig our way out.

00:49:35Go back to the cell and get those ten plates.

00:49:38I don't want to go back to the cell.

00:49:40Will you hurry?

00:49:41This is our last chance.

00:49:44Why do I have to always do everything?

00:49:50Always me.

00:49:52Me.

00:49:54What you had to...

00:49:56Never you.

00:50:02Bring the prisoners.

00:50:19Yes, sir.

00:50:25All right.

00:50:26Come on, you.

00:50:27The sun's up.

00:50:27Come on.

00:50:28Come on.

00:50:34Come on.

00:50:34Escape.

00:50:35What?

00:50:37Give me the commandant.

00:50:44Sir.

00:50:45The prisoners have escaped.

00:50:47What?

00:50:48The prisoners have escaped.

00:50:50Then find them.

00:50:51Yes, sir.

00:50:54I want both those prisoners brought back dead alive.

00:50:57Call out the entire post if necessary.

00:51:01I wonder what time it is.

00:51:03How do I know?

00:51:05You should beat me on the wall by now.

00:51:08Seems like we've been working.

00:51:10I guess you're right.

00:51:11We'd better start digging up.

00:51:13It's a good idea, Neal.

00:51:14Oh, stop all this nonsense now.

00:51:25Don't you dare go back to Paris again and leave me alone, see?

00:51:28Darling.

00:51:33Oh, bring up a bottle of that special vintage wine from the cellar, will you?

00:51:37Yes, sir.

00:51:37Oh, my God.

00:51:43God bless you.

00:51:44What?

00:51:44You get out of here.

00:51:45No, no, it's like hell.

00:51:46Tell my friend again.

00:51:47It's coming in anointing.

00:51:49That's good.

00:51:49I love you.

00:51:50Go, go, go.

00:51:51Go, go, go.

00:51:53Go, go, go.

00:51:55Go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:51:57Go, go, go.

00:51:58Go, go, go, go.

00:51:59Go, go, go, go.

00:52:31I wonder where we are.

00:52:36Maybe some saloon outside the fort.

00:52:45See if the coast is clear.

00:52:47I don't want to see if the coast is clear.

00:52:54Go on in.

00:53:01I don't want to see if the coast is clear.

00:53:31I can start a truck at the back.

00:53:42You are left.

00:53:43May I come in?

00:53:44I don't want to see if the coast is clear.

00:53:56I don't want to see if the coast is clear.

00:53:57Josette?

00:53:58Yes, Josette.

00:54:00Are you all right?

00:54:01Yes, I'm right.

00:54:02Go on.

00:54:11Oh.

00:54:15Oh.

00:54:17Oh.

00:54:19Oh.

00:54:20Watch out.

00:54:25Shit!

00:54:49At a time like this, you had to do that.

00:54:52Quick, help me get her on the bed.

00:55:00Get her feet.

00:55:09Quick, get me a glass of water.

00:55:22Look out.

00:55:38Don't do that!

00:55:41What is the meaning of this?

00:55:43What will we say?

00:55:44You think up your story.

00:55:46I've got mine.

00:55:47We'll get her.

00:55:47Don't do that.

00:55:48Don't do that.

00:55:49Don't do that.

00:55:53Don't do that.

00:55:53Pay strict attention, all of you.

00:56:14The men who were to be shot this morning have escaped.

00:56:17We saw all gates are closed to make a thorough search of the entire barracks.

00:56:20Whoever brings them back will be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.

00:56:23That's all.

00:56:53The men who were to be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.

00:56:59The men who were to be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.

00:57:05The men who were to be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.

00:57:12Oh, my God.

00:57:42Oh, my God.

00:58:12Oh, my God.

00:58:42Oh, my God.

00:59:12Oh, my God.

00:59:42Oh, my God.

01:00:12Oh, my God.

01:00:42Oh, my God.

01:01:12Oh, my God.

01:01:42Oh, my God.

01:02:12Oh, my God.

01:02:42Oh, my God.

01:03:12Oh, my God.

01:03:42Oh, my God.

01:04:12Oh, my God.

01:04:42Oh, my God.

01:05:12Oh, my God.

01:05:42Oh, my God.

01:06:12Oh, my God.

01:06:42Oh, my God.

01:07:12Oh, my God.

01:07:42Oh, my God.

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