- 7/6/2025
When a wealthy heir escapes a stuffy engagement and joins a traveling road show, chaos and comedy follow in this madcap adventure. From mistaken identities to wild performances, Runaway Riches delivers laughs, love, and a lesson in what truly matters. A classic screwball comedy full of charm, romance, and unpredictable twists.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00Dancy, how do you do?
00:01:30How do you do?
00:01:31I never thought that I'd live to see the day that a girl could get Drogo Gaines with all his millions to the altar.
00:01:37My Helen has done it.
00:01:39I'll believe it when I see it.
00:01:41My Helen is a very smart girl.
00:01:44My Agnes was in the running, but what chance did she have when he never kept her out after ten o'clock at night?
00:01:49Well...
00:01:51I'll see you next time.
00:02:21What's the matter?
00:02:36We'll come and see.
00:02:42Look.
00:02:43Young man, what is all this nonsense?
00:02:44My goodness.
00:02:48Maybe I'd better get a doctor, quick.
00:02:49Yes, yes, of course.
00:02:58Dr. Johnson, will you come in, please?
00:02:59Yes, I can.
00:03:00Excuse me.
00:03:01Of course.
00:03:01Listen to me, Drogo Gaines.
00:03:02What do you think you're doing?
00:03:07What's the matter with him?
00:03:08I think he's nuts.
00:03:10Here he is, doctor.
00:03:11My goodness.
00:03:13We'd better put him on the couch.
00:03:14All right.
00:03:15Lend me a hand.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17There we go.
00:03:25There appears to be no fever, and the pulse is normal.
00:03:28It must be a mental collapse.
00:03:30I'll phone for some assistance.
00:03:32Hey, Drogo, come on.
00:03:35Wake up out of this thing.
00:03:37Well, what now?
00:03:39Well, of all things, to happen to me.
00:03:41Yeah, happen to you.
00:03:42If you had married the dope two weeks ago, we'd have had the ten million, and we wouldn't
00:03:45care whether he did go goofy.
00:03:47Ma, it's all your fault.
00:03:48If you'd only let me marry Jerry Van Sniven.
00:03:50He had plenty of dough, and besides, I might have learned to love him.
00:03:53How did I know?
00:03:53Look at all the money Drogo's got.
00:03:55What are we going to do?
00:03:57We can't let those people eat all that food and stuff.
00:03:59Who's going to pay for it?
00:04:00You go out there and tell them it's been postponed.
00:04:02All right.
00:04:09Are you all right?
00:04:11Oh, yes, I'm all right.
00:04:13You mean to say that you heard everything we said?
00:04:15Yes.
00:04:15Well, but I didn't do this for that reason.
00:04:17I was afraid to go out there.
00:04:20I realized what a momentous step I was taking.
00:04:22But now that I know where your affections really are, it's probably all for the best.
00:04:26Oh, for the best?
00:04:28You're making a monkey out of me, leaving me at the altar?
00:04:30Well, I'm very sorry.
00:04:32Wait a minute.
00:04:34Everybody in this house thinks you're crazy.
00:04:36Now, listen to me, Drogo Gaines.
00:04:37You're going to marry me, or they're going to think you're crazy for the rest of your life.
00:04:40Oh, I don't understand.
00:04:42Helen, how are you going to influence those people?
00:04:43Help!
00:04:44Help!
00:04:45What's the matter with you?
00:04:46Let me up!
00:04:47Let me go!
00:04:48Helen, what are you doing?
00:04:50Stop!
00:04:50Help!
00:04:52Help!
00:04:52Don't let him come!
00:04:53He's crazy!
00:04:54Help!
00:04:55Help!
00:04:56Let him!
00:04:57Somebody come and help me!
00:04:58He's gone violent!
00:04:59Help me!
00:05:00What's the matter here?
00:05:01My poor child!
00:05:16Good morning, Mr. G.
00:05:17Would you mind telling me where I am?
00:05:22The Hopedale Club.
00:05:24The Hopedale Club.
00:05:32I can't stay in a place like this.
00:05:34I'm sorry, Mr. G., but I'll have to refer your complaint to Dr. Thorndyke.
00:05:38Now, eat your breakfast like a good boy.
00:05:40I don't want any breakfast.
00:05:42Please, Mr. G., you mustn't.
00:05:43Dr. Thorndyke!
00:05:56Oh, pardon me.
00:05:57Have you the time?
00:05:59No, I'm sorry.
00:05:59I had my watch.
00:06:00Here.
00:06:01Take mine.
00:06:02Oh, no.
00:06:03But listen.
00:06:04I want to see Dr. Thorndyke.
00:06:17Just have a seat.
00:06:18Here, your progressing splenches.
00:06:31Now drop in and see me any time you like.
00:06:33Always glad to have you.
00:06:35Thank you, Doctor.
00:06:36Okay, you're a progressing splinter.
00:06:44Now drop in and see me any time you like.
00:06:46Always glad to have you.
00:06:47Thank you, Doctor.
00:06:52Mr. N., do you mind if I send Mr. G in ahead of you?
00:06:55Not at all.
00:07:06Well, well, Mr. Gaines, glad you dropped in.
00:07:09We'll call you Mr. G here.
00:07:12Are you feeling better?
00:07:14No, I'm not.
00:07:15I mean, I never felt bad.
00:07:16I mean...
00:07:17Now, don't excite yourself.
00:07:19I'm not exciting myself.
00:07:20I just want to get out of here.
00:07:22Of course, they all do at first, but you'll soon learn to like us.
00:07:26We like you.
00:07:28That's just dandy, Doc.
00:07:30And I'm sure that you and I and all the lads would become great chums.
00:07:35But really, I've got to get back to New York.
00:07:37What have you there, Mr. G?
00:07:40Oh, that?
00:07:41What?
00:07:42A little man outside fastened a flower that he didn't have with a pin that isn't here.
00:07:47Would you mind letting me have that again, please?
00:07:50Well, that is...
00:07:52He thought he had a pin that he put in a flower that I haven't got.
00:07:58Now, look.
00:07:59I was just...
00:07:59I understand perfectly.
00:08:01Wait a minute.
00:08:03A fellow simply gave me a flower.
00:08:05And a very pretty flower it is, too.
00:08:08Oh.
00:08:09Look, Doctor.
00:08:10There's nothing wrong with me.
00:08:19Of course, there's nothing wrong with you, Mr. G.
00:08:22Now, Doctor.
00:08:23I've had enough of this foolishness.
00:08:39You've got to let me go.
00:08:44Mr. Gaines, I hope you'll appreciate my position in this matter.
00:08:47I've no alternative but to keep you here until your conduct improves.
00:08:51But listen...
00:08:51Now, don't make it hard for yourself.
00:08:53Finish dressing and go out in the sun.
00:08:55We're allowing you the full run of the grounds.
00:08:58Hello.
00:08:58Let's go.
00:09:04Uh-huh.
00:09:06Uh-huh.
00:09:06Uh-huh.
00:09:10Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were fishing.
00:09:30What did you think I was doing?
00:09:36Good fishing?
00:09:38Excellent.
00:09:40Hot many?
00:09:41Nope. Never catch any.
00:09:44It's a sort of new idea when it comes to fishing.
00:09:48Yeah, sure. Brighter than I thought you were, Mr. Gaines.
00:09:51Sit down.
00:09:52Oh, you know me?
00:09:54Know all about you.
00:09:56Carraway's my name. Colonel Carlton Carraway.
00:09:58You've heard of Carraway Seeds?
00:09:59Well, I'm the whole corporation.
00:10:01I didn't like the business, so I came here on my own accord.
00:10:04I like it here.
00:10:05I don't. I'm going to escape.
00:10:08Oh, no, you're not. The walls are too high.
00:10:11Why'd you come here if you don't want to stay?
00:10:12I didn't come.
00:10:14I pulled a little stunt in self-defense.
00:10:16Oh, yes.
00:10:17That Newton girl.
00:10:19While you were looking at her eyes, she was looking at your checkbook.
00:10:23Well, I didn't know.
00:10:24And Agnes.
00:10:25She kissed you when you bought her a yacht.
00:10:29You'd have done better with a canoe.
00:10:30And that Argentine tomato.
00:10:33What was her name?
00:10:34Conchita Watmizuma.
00:10:36You bought her bracelets and called her angel.
00:10:38And she said,
00:10:40Mi pichoncito eres mi todo.
00:10:42Sounded sweet, didn't it?
00:10:44Just mean sucker.
00:10:45You certainly know a lot.
00:10:49Yes, that's why I'm here.
00:10:51Tell me, Colonel.
00:10:54How does a fellow know when he's found the right girl?
00:10:58The signs.
00:11:00Signs?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:01I don't understand.
00:11:03Well, now, supposing a girl crossed her fingers, and you crossed yours at the same time.
00:11:11That's a sign.
00:11:13Go!
00:11:14Go on, Ed.
00:11:14What's the matter?
00:11:15Oh, I caught a fish.
00:11:18Well, I'll never be able to fish here anymore.
00:11:20Come on, young Drogo.
00:11:21What are you going to do now?
00:11:22I'm going to photograph the fish.
00:11:23Everybody does that.
00:11:24Are you leaving, Colonel?
00:11:25Yes, this place is no good.
00:11:27There's too many fish.
00:11:34Something I could do for you?
00:11:37No.
00:11:40Now, this, Mr. G, is the broom and daisy.
00:11:42The what?
00:11:43The broom and daisy.
00:11:44Probably the finest camera ever invented by the human mind.
00:11:48Now, don't let her frighten you, and don't ask how she works, or you'll spoil all the fun.
00:11:52Now, take one step forward.
00:11:55Two backward.
00:11:57Just a might forward.
00:11:59Now, what are you playing?
00:12:00That's another invention of mine.
00:12:02I never focus the camera.
00:12:04Anyone can focus the camera.
00:12:05I focus you.
00:12:06Now, are you ready?
00:12:08Hold it.
00:12:09There you are.
00:12:10That merely takes the photograph.
00:12:12Now, we develop it.
00:12:20Come in.
00:12:20Good morning, Colonel.
00:12:24Good morning, Harry.
00:12:25Meet Mr. G.
00:12:27How do you do?
00:12:28How do you do?
00:12:32And now we shall see what we shall see.
00:12:36We release the gadget A.
00:12:39Seize the bingus bee.
00:12:41And grasp the photograph.
00:12:43See?
00:12:43And there you are.
00:12:44It's blank.
00:12:45Yes.
00:12:46That's the wonderful thing about the broom and daisy.
00:12:48You never can tell what's coming out.
00:12:50Sometimes I get the most amazing pictures.
00:12:53Not very often.
00:12:53Well, Uncle Carlton, you're going to stay with me at the country place.
00:12:58Dr. Thorndike and I think you'll be much happier there.
00:13:01Oh, but Harry, I like it here.
00:13:02I know, but you've got to leave here sometime.
00:13:04You've been here long enough.
00:13:06People are starting to ask embarrassing questions.
00:13:07Oh, Harry.
00:13:08Not another word.
00:13:09I know what's best for you.
00:13:11You get your things together and I'll call for you in the morning.
00:13:13You understand?
00:13:13Yes.
00:13:14Well, goodbye.
00:13:16Goodbye, Mr. G.
00:13:17G.
00:13:18I hope you have fun playing with your fish.
00:13:23I'm embarrassing him, that crackpot.
00:13:28He seemed all right to me.
00:13:30Oh, he did, Eddie.
00:13:31Come here.
00:13:35Look at that.
00:13:53What's the matter with that?
00:14:01He's a member of the fire department.
00:14:02That's just it.
00:14:03He isn't.
00:14:04Well, most likely the whole thing's my fault anyway.
00:14:07When he was a little lad, I bought him a toy fire engine to play with.
00:14:10Said he wanted to be a fireman.
00:14:11He never outgrew it.
00:14:12He's been playing fireman ever since.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:15Go to his country place.
00:14:17Why, the whole thing's nothing but a big fire department.
00:14:19He'll not get me up there.
00:14:21I'll run away.
00:14:22That's what I'll do.
00:14:23I'll escape.
00:14:23But you said you couldn't escape.
00:14:25No, I didn't.
00:14:26I said you couldn't.
00:14:27Didn't say I couldn't.
00:14:28If I had enough money to finance the Blooming Daisy, I'd escape tonight.
00:14:31I have a hundred and twenty dollars.
00:14:33A hundred and twenty dollars?
00:14:35Say, that's enough to put the Blooming Daisy on a paying basis.
00:14:38But the Blooming Daisy won't even take a picture.
00:14:40Shh.
00:14:40You know that.
00:14:41And I know that.
00:14:42But the people we photographed wouldn't know it.
00:14:44Now, look.
00:14:45You meet me at the woods near the river at nine o'clock tonight.
00:14:47Boy, we'll hit the open road.
00:14:48We'll meet people.
00:14:50Real people.
00:14:51None of the money-grabbing kind.
00:14:53Don't forget to bring the money.
00:15:00Yoo-hoo!
00:15:00What kept you so long?
00:15:03The fool guard didn't show up in time.
00:15:05It couldn't escape unless a guard was there.
00:15:07It wouldn't be strategic.
00:15:08Here, take that pole and knock those rocks off.
00:15:09The equipment's there.
00:15:11What for?
00:15:12The boat, of course.
00:15:13We've got a launcher.
00:15:14I knew this life would be too good to last.
00:15:16Why, how did this escape years ago?
00:15:17You call this thing a boat?
00:15:19Here, stop all that fiddle paddle.
00:15:20Get this stuff on board.
00:15:21There they are.
00:15:24Here.
00:15:26Here, now, give me a hand.
00:15:29Fall ashore?
00:15:30Let's go on ashore.
00:15:31Shh.
00:15:32How far do you expect to get in this thing?
00:15:34Who wants to get far?
00:15:35We just want to get.
00:15:36Steve, ho, my hearty.
00:15:38O'Brien!
00:15:53Have Mr. Gaines sent to my office right away.
00:15:55Thank you, Dr. Thorndyne.
00:15:57As Mr. Gaines' secretary, I can assure you there's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
00:16:00As his fiancé, I can assure you that there is.
00:16:03Why, this whole thing is preposterous.
00:16:05I demand that he be released at once.
00:16:06And I demand that he be kept here.
00:16:08Dr. Thorndyne.
00:16:09Yes?
00:16:10Mr. Gaines has escaped.
00:16:11Escaped?
00:16:12Yes, and so has Colonel Carraway.
00:16:14This is terrible.
00:16:15Hello, Miss White.
00:16:16Miss White, notify the police.
00:16:18Mr. Gaines and the Colonel have escaped.
00:16:19Fine night for sailing.
00:16:21Sea's as smooth as glass.
00:16:22We're not at sea.
00:16:23We're in the middle of the river.
00:16:25My feet are getting wet.
00:16:26Well, a little salt water never hurt anybody.
00:16:29That's not salt water.
00:16:30I never said it was.
00:16:32I made a state without stick by it.
00:16:34A little salt water never hurt anybody.
00:16:36Oh, you're impossible.
00:16:38This raft's impossible.
00:16:39It's probably sinking.
00:16:41The server's right if we both drowned.
00:16:43I never should have listened to you in the first place.
00:16:44Oh, playing the coward, eh?
00:16:46Why, this silly river's so shallow you could wait ashore at any time.
00:16:50It is?
00:16:52Well, I'm going to wait.
00:16:53This must be the wrong river.
00:17:03Silly old river's shallow, huh?
00:17:06Well, you must have hit an air pocket.
00:17:10Miss, what's that?
00:17:12Waterfalls.
00:17:13Waterfalls?
00:17:14Give me that thing.
00:17:15We'll go over.
00:17:16That's a silly statement.
00:17:17People don't go over balls and rives.
00:17:20They only go over in barrels.
00:17:21Oh, stop that driveling.
00:17:22Give me a hand.
00:17:23Well, that was just enough, you hope.
00:17:38I can't even broke my neck.
00:17:47Well, all's well that ends well.
00:17:48Say, what's the idea of throwing things and destroying people's property?
00:17:52I'll have you know, madam, that I have just perpetrated the most magnificent escape
00:17:56in my long and brilliant record of achievement.
00:17:58Escape?
00:18:00So that's it, eh?
00:18:00I might have known.
00:18:02Well, now that you know, would you mind telling me how to get to a telephone?
00:18:05Listen, you're not going anywhere to pay for what you broke.
00:18:08And a case of Kewpie dolls cost nine bucks.
00:18:10Well, here's $20.
00:18:13Keep the change.
00:18:13I said nine bucks.
00:18:15No more, no less.
00:18:17That's the smallest I've got.
00:18:18You mean you don't want the extra money?
00:18:19No, why should I?
00:18:20Oh, what a girl.
00:18:22Come on, come on.
00:18:22Pay up or I'll call the police.
00:18:23I have nothing smaller than a 20.
00:18:26Ah-choo!
00:18:29Say, you're soaking wet.
00:18:31Oh, sure.
00:18:32I've been waiting.
00:18:32Here you are, my lad.
00:18:34Change into something of mine.
00:18:35I always carry extra equipment.
00:18:37Oh, no, I'm all right.
00:18:38No, go ahead.
00:18:38We can't carry on with sick troops, you know.
00:18:40You can change behind the car.
00:18:42Make it snappy.
00:18:48Say, uh, what's he done?
00:18:51It isn't what he's done, gal.
00:18:53It's what he might do.
00:18:55His instincts, you know, are all bad.
00:18:58He's been a terrible trial to me, but I've done the best that I could.
00:19:02If he but had the love of a good woman,
00:19:04someone to bring out the finer things in him,
00:19:07to restore his self-respect,
00:19:08then again he could become a man among men.
00:19:23Whoa-ho!
00:19:25Moore's Carnival!
00:19:26Yeah, Penguin Moore.
00:19:28That's me.
00:19:28You own this?
00:19:29Yeah, the whole works.
00:19:31Bright lights, music, the gay, pleasure-mad throngs.
00:19:34What throngs?
00:19:35Merling a figure of speech, my girl.
00:19:37Merling a figure of speech.
00:19:38Oh, ladies and gentlemen, right over this way.
00:19:42Come on, fellas.
00:19:43Why, hello, Penguin.
00:19:44Glad to see you back.
00:19:45Hi, Alice.
00:19:46Um, you got change for 20?
00:19:48Are they still making those things?
00:19:52It won't make you fat.
00:19:53It'll make you thin.
00:19:54Come on.
00:19:58Yum, yum, you're so delicious.
00:20:02You're sweeter than an angel cake.
00:20:05I'll bet an even baker's dozen
00:20:09That every bee that's buzzing
00:20:11Tells its pretty flower
00:20:13You're his long-lost cousin
00:20:16When you promise me kisses
00:20:20The filling in my sweet tooth face
00:20:24Because your lips are more replacing
00:20:27Than grandma's chocolate icing
00:20:29Yum, yum, yum
00:20:33I keep a pantry full of sugar and spice
00:20:44Strawberry jam
00:20:47And everything nice
00:20:51But what could be much sweeter
00:20:54Than someone like yourself
00:20:59You belong on my top shelf
00:21:07Yum, yum, yum
00:21:11You're so delicious
00:21:13You're sweeter than an angel cake
00:21:16I'll bet an even baker's dozen
00:21:20That every bee that's buzzing
00:21:22Tells its pretty flower
00:21:24You're his long-lost cousin
00:21:27When you promise me kisses
00:21:31The filling in my sweet tooth face
00:21:35Because your lips are more enticing
00:21:38Than grandma's chocolate icing
00:21:40Yum, yum, yum
00:21:44You are the first lucky lady
00:21:53To get the dollar port trade for 25 cents
00:21:55Right down that way, lady, after you're left
00:21:57As soon as we get changed to the $20, we're on our way
00:22:00Now listen, young lady
00:22:05I've been waiting long enough
00:22:07Either you give me $120
00:22:09Or this show is the pack
00:22:10Now, patience, sheriff
00:22:12I do not like to be rushed while I am bathing
00:22:15In fact, I like to soak
00:22:17After 47 minutes, you ought to be waterlogged
00:22:20Oh, you come right out of there, young lady
00:22:31Or I'm going to come over there and pull you up
00:22:33Well, sheriff, police
00:22:35After all
00:22:36What's going on here?
00:22:40I was waiting for the head of this year's show
00:22:42To get out of the shower
00:22:43Well, I'm the head of the show
00:22:44Oh, you are
00:22:45You blew Brownville last night
00:22:46Owing money to several citizens of our community
00:22:48For use of the lot, gas, electricity, water
00:22:50Matter of fact, you didn't pay for nothing
00:22:52Just a minute, sheriff
00:22:53What is the attachment on this show?
00:22:54$120
00:22:55$120
00:22:56Well, there's your $100
00:22:57And here's your $20
00:22:58Now, thank you very much, sheriff
00:22:59That fixes up everything
00:23:00Wait a minute, mister
00:23:01I never ask anyone to pay off anything on my show
00:23:02Who said I was paying off anything on the show?
00:23:03I merely want to buy the photographic concession for the colonel
00:23:05You mean, you want to pay $120
00:23:06So the colonel can use that bloomin' daisy around here?
00:23:07That's right
00:23:08Well, let me tell you, mister
00:23:09It ain't worth it
00:23:10It's worth a lot more than that to me
00:23:12Now, goodbye
00:23:13Now, goodbye, Miss Moore
00:23:14And thank you very much
00:23:15Say, not a bad guy
00:23:16And cute, too
00:23:17Well, goodbye, colonel
00:23:18And lots of luck with the bloomin' daisy
00:23:19Where you going?
00:23:20Back to New York, of course
00:23:21That's my head
00:23:22That's my head
00:23:23And my head
00:23:24I'm sorry
00:23:25I'm sorry
00:23:26I didn't ask anyone to pay off anything on my show
00:23:27Who said I was paying off anything on my show?
00:23:28Who said I was paying off anything on the show?
00:23:29I merely want to buy the photographic concession for the colonel
00:23:31You mean, you want to pay $120
00:23:32So the colonel can use that bloomin' daisy around here?
00:23:33That's right
00:23:34Well, let me tell you, mister
00:23:35It ain't worth it
00:23:36It's worth a lot more than that to me
00:23:37Now, goodbye, Miss Moore
00:23:38Goodbye, colonel
00:23:39And lots of luck with the bloomin' daisy
00:23:40Where you going?
00:23:41Back to New York, of course
00:23:42That's my suit you got on?
00:23:44Oh, it is
00:23:45Well, I'll send it back to you
00:23:46Which one of you is Penguin Moore?
00:23:48I am, why?
00:23:49Well, I'm Clem Prouty, owner of this lot
00:23:51And I want that $20 rental in advance that she promised me
00:23:55Well, say, can't you give us a little while?
00:23:57Nothing doing
00:23:58I'll give you just ten minutes to get the money
00:24:00And either you'll put up or pack up
00:24:02And I'll be waiting right here
00:24:08Wait a minute
00:24:13I'll get 20 bucks from these yokels for my Indian remedy
00:24:16If it's the last act of my life
00:24:21Now, where do you think you're going?
00:24:23Well, with you, of course
00:24:24Nowhere else to go now that the source of livelihood's been cut off
00:24:27What a pity
00:24:28And to the lack of only $20
00:24:30Oh, I never saw such a mess
00:24:32There must be some way to make $20
00:24:34Say, I've got another attachment on the bloomin' daisy
00:24:37That I saved for just such an emergency
00:24:39Now, you put one here, one here, and one here
00:24:47Well, I'll try anything once
00:24:52Here you are, young lady
00:24:53Take care of my bag for me
00:24:54Sure, bud
00:24:57Beg your pardon, stranger
00:24:58You look like an intelligent person
00:25:00One who'd be interested in making a little easy money
00:25:02Sure, who's gonna mind me?
00:25:04I am
00:25:05But in order to accomplish this feat
00:25:06I shall have to secure a portion of your chewing gum
00:25:08What good's gum gonna do you?
00:25:09Ah, that's a secret
00:25:10I've made hundreds of dollars that way
00:25:13Now, we attach the little pea to the chewing gum
00:25:16We attach both to the interior of the shell
00:25:19It's whole
00:25:21Follow me, stranger
00:25:22I'll show you how it works
00:25:23Well, well, well, the shell game, eh?
00:25:29The object of this game is to find out which shell the little pea is under
00:25:32I've had a lot of experience along that line
00:25:34Say, your shoelace isn't tired, young fella
00:25:39Tell you what I'll do, young man
00:25:40I'll bet you $20 that I can tell you where the little pea is
00:25:42I'll bet you $20, too
00:25:44$20 is all I want
00:25:45$20 is the limit
00:25:46Hey, limit, take your money back
00:25:47It was my idea
00:25:48Oh, no, you don't
00:25:49I had my money up first
00:25:50You're unfair, sir
00:25:51Took it in fact
00:25:52Just a minute, just a minute
00:25:54Say, young fella
00:25:55Didn't I have my money down first?
00:25:56Yes, I guess you did
00:25:57That gives you the first chance to play
00:25:59Sorry, mister
00:26:00Well, it's an outrage
00:26:01Money went that way
00:26:02It'll do you no good
00:26:03Now, gentlemen, which shell hides the little pea?
00:26:05That one
00:26:06It ain't there
00:26:08No
00:26:09Too bad, gentlemen, too bad
00:26:11Better luck next time
00:26:13Amazing
00:26:14The man must be a wizard
00:26:15I'm glad I didn't bet any of my own money
00:26:17And there you are, ladies and gentlemen
00:26:19The great Indian princess Yo-Yo in the flesh
00:26:22She speaks not a word of anything but her native tongue
00:26:25Now, she brings this tonic to you from the sands of the desert
00:26:28The rocks of the mountains
00:26:30The land of the mighty red man
00:26:32Now, you've never seen a sick Indian
00:26:34They're all big, strong, mighty men of nature
00:26:39And why are they all big, strong, mighty men?
00:26:42Because they use Princess Yo-Yo's Indian tonic exclusively
00:26:47And now, my good people
00:26:49This wonderful remedy is worth five dollars a bottle
00:26:52But we're not going to charge you five dollars
00:26:54Oh, no
00:26:55Nor two dollars
00:26:56Nor one dollar
00:26:57No, sir
00:26:58You're going to buy this wonderful tonic for just 25 cents
00:27:03And because of the great affection the princess has for the people of this community
00:27:07With every two-bit purchase
00:27:09We're going to give you a bow
00:27:11Made by the princess's own brother, Eaglebee
00:27:14Now, you say to yourself, what will I do with just a bow?
00:27:18Well, we'll tell you
00:27:19With every 25-cent purchase of the Princess Yo-Yo's tonic
00:27:23We're going to throw in an arrow
00:27:25So that you have the tonic and the bow and arrow
00:27:28All for the trifling sum of 25 cents
00:27:31Come on now, folks
00:27:33Step up and get that first bottle
00:27:35Don't miss this amazing opportunity to buy this great tonic
00:27:38For 25 cents a bottle
00:27:40Or five bottles for one dollar
00:27:42Let me just take one bottle and pass it down among you
00:27:45Just pull the cork out of that, my friend, and take a smell
00:27:48And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen
00:27:50That you get a bow and an arrow free with this purchase
00:27:53Miss Jinx
00:27:55Here's the twenty dollars you need
00:27:57Would you mind keeping an eye on the Colonel's camera for me?
00:28:00Why, sure
00:28:01Thank you
00:28:02Okay
00:28:03And now, folks
00:28:04Step right up and get your bottle
00:28:06Well, Colonel
00:28:07Where's he going?
00:28:09He thinks he's going to New York
00:28:11He's the constable now
00:28:12I'm constable
00:28:13Constable, there's your man right there
00:28:15And I am as guilty as he is
00:28:16You come along with me, too, then?
00:28:18You can't finagle me out of money, you city slickers
00:28:20First, you make me look ridiculous with that fish
00:28:22Then you almost drown me on that silly raft of yours
00:28:26Next, we become entangled with a broken-down carnival
00:28:29And you get a bright idea on how to acquire twenty dollars
00:28:33And we land in jail
00:28:35If you'd kept your mouth shut
00:28:36I would have been on my way to New York right now
00:28:38Are you sure you told that girl to take good care of the Bloomin' Daisy?
00:28:45Couple of tough fellas, they put up a great struggle
00:28:47But I took them single-handed
00:28:50Nobody ever gets away from me
00:28:52Nobody ever gets away from me
00:28:53Nobody ever gets away from me
00:28:57Gee, Hosserpads
00:28:59I told you they were desperate
00:29:01They must have dynamited
00:29:03Well, this looks like an outside job
00:29:05Do you realize we've broken the law on leaving the jail in that manner?
00:29:16Well, let's go back
00:29:17Maybe you can think of a better way
00:29:18I guess Morris is liable to get herself in serious trouble
00:29:22If we're cops, he'll be as guilty as we are
00:29:24Don't think she doesn't know it
00:29:26She's one of those regular people I've been telling you about
00:29:28Better go
00:29:30Howdy, Colonel!
00:29:31Well, ho, girls! How are you?
00:29:32Jinx
00:29:34Yeah?
00:29:35Take him in with you
00:29:36Cops might be here any minute
00:29:37You know what to do
00:29:38Right
00:29:39You come with me
00:29:40Oh, Miss Moore, don't you think?
00:29:41Don't odd you, come on
00:29:42Oh, Miss Moore
00:29:43Oh, Miss Moore
00:29:44If you get a chance to talk with him, keep your fingers crossed for me, will you?
00:29:46Okay, Colonel
00:29:47She sure isn't giving herself the worst of the deal, is she?
00:29:48Come on, snapshot Willie, give me your hand
00:29:49Welcome home
00:29:50You know what to do.
00:29:51Right.
00:29:52You come with me.
00:29:53Oh, Miss Moore, don't you think...
00:29:54Don't awed you.
00:29:55Come on.
00:29:56Oh, Miss Moore.
00:29:57If you get a chance to talk with him, keep your fingers crossed for me, will you?
00:30:00Okay, Colonel.
00:30:03She sure isn't giving herself the worst of the deal, is she?
00:30:06Come on, snapshot Willie.
00:30:07Give me a hand.
00:30:09Welcome home.
00:30:16That'll make stuff at home.
00:30:17Oh, thanks.
00:30:20Miss Moore, I want you to know that I appreciate what you've done for us.
00:30:25Oh, skip it.
00:30:26You got my show out of a jam and I got you out of one.
00:30:28A piece pie.
00:30:33Do you always put salt on your apple pie?
00:30:35Sure, why?
00:30:36Well, I put salt on mine, too.
00:30:37So what?
00:30:38Now, Miss Moore, don't you think that could be a sort of a sign?
00:30:41Sure it is.
00:30:42It's a sign we both like salt in our apple pie.
00:30:45You know, you're not a bad looking guy.
00:30:52Talk like you've been to school.
00:30:54You're kind of a fellow that any girl might fall for.
00:30:59Nothing wrong, though, is your instincts are all bad.
00:31:02My instincts?
00:31:03Yeah, they're kind of crooked if you ask me.
00:31:05Why, Miss Moore?
00:31:06I want you to know that my business integrity has never been questioned.
00:31:10Oh, stop talking like a gentleman of circumstance.
00:31:13You mean you don't like gentlemen of circumstance?
00:31:16I should say not.
00:31:17Gentleman is just a polite word for loafer if you ask me.
00:31:20Oh, why don't you get an honest job and go to work?
00:31:24You might make something out of yourself.
00:31:27I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
00:31:30You did it!
00:31:31Did what?
00:31:32You crossed your fingers.
00:31:33So what?
00:31:34Well, Miss Moore, that is a sign.
00:31:36Now, wait a minute.
00:31:37What is the sign language?
00:31:39Well, when a boy and a girl both cro...
00:31:41What's that?
00:31:42It ain't the curfew.
00:31:52This is it, Morris Carnival.
00:31:54All right, Sheriff.
00:31:55If you go that way, I'll go this way.
00:31:56We'll search every truck.
00:31:57Right.
00:31:58Come on.
00:32:03Get down.
00:32:04What?
00:32:05Get down.
00:32:06Come in.
00:32:11What do you mean by breaking in on a lady's privacy?
00:32:13I'm looking for a couple of jailbreakers.
00:32:17There ain't no privacy when desperate criminals is at large.
00:32:23I got every reason to believe they're right with this carnival.
00:32:26Well, you don't think I'd have them in here, do you?
00:32:30You never can tell.
00:32:39Pardon, ladies, but I'm looking for a couple of fugitives.
00:32:41Fugitives?
00:32:42Hmm.
00:32:43Oh, if you find anybody, save the prettiest one for me, will you?
00:32:46Very funny.
00:32:55Well, any success?
00:32:56No, not a trace of them.
00:32:57What'll we do now?
00:32:58I think we'd better get to a telephone and notify every sheriff in the state.
00:33:00That's a good idea.
00:33:01Excuse me, Sheriff.
00:33:02I'd like to suggest my remaining here and keeping an eye open, just in case.
00:33:06Well, it'll be all right with me.
00:33:07Thank you, sir.
00:33:08Good night.
00:33:09Good night.
00:33:10He's stuck.
00:33:11Oh, don't worry.
00:33:12We can always use them for a camp chair.
00:33:13Oh, get me out of this.
00:33:14Oh, don't let it get you down, Colonel.
00:33:15I had an uncle that was that way for years.
00:33:16He got it from looking through keyholes.
00:33:17Now, relax.
00:33:18That's it.
00:33:19Here, here, hold it.
00:33:20Here, relax.
00:33:21You're too tense.
00:33:22Come on, relax.
00:33:23That's it.
00:33:24There you are.
00:33:25Here.
00:33:26That's it.
00:33:27Straighten up.
00:33:28Now, how do you feel?
00:33:29Oh, I'm fine.
00:33:30You sure not?
00:33:31Oh, fine.
00:33:32I have three or four more ideas.
00:33:33Oh, no.
00:33:34Miss Moore, I've caused you a lot of trouble.
00:33:35I'd like to be of some help.
00:33:36If there's anything I can do.
00:33:37Why, sure you can be of help.
00:33:38As a roustabout in this show, you probably won't be worth your salt.
00:33:40But at least it's a lot of trouble.
00:33:41I'd like to be of some help.
00:33:42If there's anything I can do.
00:33:43Why, sure you can be of help.
00:33:44As a roustabout in this show, you probably won't be worth your salt.
00:33:46But at least it's a lot of trouble.
00:33:47Go back and tell the girls to come up here and you bunk with the colonel.
00:33:48A roustabout?
00:33:49Yeah, a roustabout.
00:33:50Oh, thank you.
00:34:13Dang it!
00:34:14Gandalf!
00:34:15Hold it!
00:34:17Swing it.
00:34:25Swing it tego dewa.
00:34:36A highway chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:34:40And when you go bloop, I'm happy to live long day.
00:34:45You're the talk of the town, Calliope Jane
00:34:48Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:34:51Or when you go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop all my cares away
00:34:56Last week a bloke in the derby named Diger
00:35:00Said he could tame a cat
00:35:03Just then I played hold that tiger
00:35:05The tiger now holds the guy's hat
00:35:07So Calliope Jane, put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:12Or when you go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop all my cares away
00:35:17Oh, oh, oh, Calliope Jane, Calliope Jane
00:35:32Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:35Blue, blue, happy the live long day
00:35:38Oh, oh, oh, Calliope Jane, Calliope Jane
00:35:43Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:46Blue, blue, blue, bloop all my cares away
00:35:49Last week a bloke in the derby named Diger
00:35:53Said he could tame a cat
00:35:56Just then I played hold the tiger
00:35:58Well, the tiger holds the guy's hat
00:36:01Put on your old sun bonnet
00:36:04I would swing this sonnet
00:36:07When you bloop, you bloop
00:36:09You bloop my cares all away
00:36:11Good morning, gentlemen
00:36:18Good morning
00:36:19Ready for breakfast?
00:36:20Ho-ho, breakfast servant right here
00:36:22No hurry
00:36:22We usually work a little around here before we eat
00:36:25Work?
00:36:26Yeah, put those on
00:36:27I protest
00:36:29I'm a concessionaire with this carnival
00:36:30And I wear what I please
00:36:31I don't care how you dress so long as you pound those tent stakes
00:36:35A little work never hurt anybody
00:36:41Good morning, Miss Moore
00:36:44Oh, hiya, Joe
00:36:46Oh, Miss Moore, I've had a pretty good offer from the Jones show
00:36:49It isn't that I want to leave
00:36:51But I have a wife and kid back in Connecticut
00:36:53Oh, I understand, Joe
00:36:54I don't blame you
00:36:55Well, your pay's been a little slow, but
00:36:57Well, we'll get along all right
00:36:58I'll send you back pay as soon as we have a few good days
00:37:01Oh, forget it any time
00:37:03Oh, trooper's nothing
00:37:04If I could ever get paid, I'd quit this dump in a minute
00:37:06What are you crabbing about?
00:37:08Crabbing?
00:37:08She hasn't paid me a dime in months
00:37:10Don't you ever think of anything else besides money?
00:37:12Why don't you try smiling once in a while?
00:37:14You know
00:37:14Laugh and the world laughs with you, you know
00:37:17Oh, baloney
00:37:18Oh, why don't you try being like me?
00:37:20Oh, that's too much
00:37:21Very funny
00:37:22Well, at least I like everybody
00:37:24I'm a little happy
00:37:25Did you ever see any...
00:37:26Oh, now, wait
00:37:29Let's not go through all this again
00:37:30Really, I have enough trouble
00:37:31Bye
00:37:32Oh, now, wait a minute
00:37:38Let's get this thing straight
00:37:39You see, I'm really not an Indian
00:37:41Only kidding with that yo-yo stuff
00:37:43You know, just kidding
00:37:44In fact, I was born in Brooklyn
00:37:46You know, Brooklyn
00:37:47Oh, now, wait
00:37:49Mr. Gaines
00:37:51Oh, good morning, Stan
00:37:52Oh, good morning to you, sir
00:37:53I've been dreadfully worried about you
00:37:55A man of your position
00:37:56In an environment of this kind
00:37:58Don't worry about me
00:37:59I'm all right
00:38:00Well, I'm glad to hear that
00:38:01Is there something I can do for you, sir?
00:38:04No, nothing at all
00:38:05Well, if you're not too busy
00:38:05You might try pounding some stakes for me
00:38:07No, Colonel, that would never do
00:38:08Just stay around in the background
00:38:10I'll see you later
00:38:11Yes, sir
00:38:11Come on, Colonel
00:38:12Oh, ho
00:38:17What an invigorating morning
00:38:18I'm ready for an order of scrambled eggs
00:38:20A rasher of bacon
00:38:21And a huge pot of coffee
00:38:23All right, you guys
00:38:24Start pounding this row of steaks
00:38:25And that row of steaks over there
00:38:27Then you can eat breakfast
00:38:28I protest
00:38:29I'm a concessionaire
00:38:30So am I a concessionaire
00:38:31But we pound steaks around here
00:38:32Before we eat
00:38:33I said that I would
00:38:34I said pound that steak
00:38:36Yes, sir
00:38:38Oh, say, just a minute
00:38:42What's on your mind?
00:38:44How would you like to be the head man
00:38:45Of the best carnival in the world?
00:38:47Who wouldn't?
00:38:48How much would it cost?
00:38:49About 200 grand
00:38:50I'd like to have you pick one up for me
00:38:52Wouldn't you like a nice new electric train set, too?
00:38:55No, wait a minute
00:38:55You don't understand
00:38:56Stand up
00:38:57What would a punk like you get?
00:38:59200 grand
00:39:00Yes, sir
00:39:00A blank check, please
00:39:02Yes, sir
00:39:02I want you to accompany this gentleman
00:39:04I'm going to buy a carnival
00:39:06A carnival, sir?
00:39:07Yes
00:39:07Spill this check in for any amount necessary
00:39:09I want the very best
00:39:11Do you understand?
00:39:12Yes, Mr. Gaines
00:39:12Say, listen
00:39:13If this check bounces back on me
00:39:14I'm going to bounce right back on you
00:39:16I beg your pardon
00:39:17You're speaking about Mr. Gaines
00:39:18We never have check trouble
00:39:20Now, if you'll just come with me
00:39:21We'll attend to everything
00:39:22Hey, this is all over my head
00:39:24I don't understand
00:39:25Let me know when it's ready
00:39:26Yes, sir
00:39:27Take care of your own steak
00:39:33I'm having trouble enough with this one
00:39:34You pound this roll
00:39:41I'll pound the other one
00:39:42Okay
00:39:43That's good
00:40:00Okay
00:40:13Okay, boys
00:40:27Hey, Colonel
00:40:33Come on over and help with these
00:40:34You'll do no such thing
00:40:36It's a fine job, Colonel
00:40:38Your steaks are all down
00:40:39You go ahead and have breakfast
00:40:40Thank you, Miss Foote
00:40:41Thank you
00:40:42Oh, good morning, Miss Moore
00:40:45See, you can't even pound a few steaks
00:40:47Without Holland for help, huh?
00:40:48Oh, I didn't mean
00:40:49You notice the Colonel finished all of his, don't you?
00:40:51Oh, yes, but he
00:40:52Don't interrupt
00:40:53Look
00:40:53You pound these steaks before breakfast
00:40:55And if you can't do that
00:40:56Well, you'll just be right on your way
00:40:58Oh, hi, officer
00:41:05Hope you like our show this year
00:41:06All right, can that
00:41:08As sheriff of this town
00:41:09I order you to pack up your troop
00:41:11And get moving
00:41:12And the sooner the better
00:41:13Oh, but why?
00:41:14Well, I got word from the last town
00:41:16That you hit
00:41:17That you're carrying a couple of crooks with you
00:41:19So come on, get going
00:41:20Oh, now, look, sheriff
00:41:21I said get going
00:41:23Okay
00:41:24All right, boys, pack it up
00:41:27I beg your pardon, sheriff
00:41:32But I believe if you give me a moment
00:41:33I can straighten out this little misunderstanding
00:41:35Can that stuff?
00:41:36Oh, no, no
00:41:36I want to present you with a portrait to take home to your wife
00:41:39Oh, well, that sounds all right
00:41:40There you are
00:41:41You stand right there
00:41:42Not too far away
00:41:43While I extend the lens
00:41:44Turn the little wheel
00:41:46Yes
00:41:46And pull the bulb
00:41:47Are you ready?
00:41:48Yes
00:41:48Hold it
00:41:49That's it
00:41:50I've had great success with these family portraits
00:41:52Now, if you'll bear with me just a moment
00:41:53As we go through the developing process here
00:41:56And pull the little string here
00:41:58I believe I'll show you something
00:42:00That your wife's going to be very happy about
00:42:01So you're a fresh guy, huh?
00:42:11Now, you grab that thing and get out of town
00:42:13Before I run you in
00:42:14Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:20Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:23Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:26I hope the new carnival will be the finest thing on wheels
00:42:36I want to make Penguin really happy
00:42:39Now, listen, young Drogo
00:42:40Your idea of romance is a yacht here
00:42:42A bracelet there
00:42:43An urban coat thrown in
00:42:45And now a new carnival
00:42:46Why, you're just a checkbook lover
00:42:48Don't you know by this time
00:42:49That this girl is different?
00:42:58All together now
00:42:59Push
00:43:00That's it
00:43:01All right
00:43:02That's going to do you no good in the mud
00:43:04Get up out of town
00:43:05Come out there, young Drogo
00:43:06We can't have this kind of speech
00:43:08You see?
00:43:08Come on
00:43:09Get up out of town
00:43:10Get up out of town
00:43:11Come out there, young Drogo
00:43:12We can't have this kind of speech
00:43:13You see?
00:43:14Say, you're getting to be an expert at this
00:43:40Oh, thanks
00:43:41As a matter of fact
00:43:42You've been doing so well lately
00:43:43That I've decided to promote you to a better job
00:43:45Oh, that's great
00:43:47Well, what's it going to be?
00:43:50Here's your new outfit
00:43:51Put it on tonight and you'll understand
00:43:53Oh, no
00:44:03You again
00:44:04How?
00:44:05Listen
00:44:05For the last time
00:44:06I am not an Indian
00:44:08Please
00:44:15What is this?
00:44:18You and me
00:44:18Oh, here
00:44:18Look
00:44:19No comic valentines
00:44:20Now, go away
00:44:21I'm busy
00:44:21Colonel, I can't go out there like this
00:44:25Why not?
00:44:26You look beautiful
00:44:27That's just the trouble
00:44:28Now, ladies and gentlemen
00:44:30The feature free attractions of the show
00:44:32The world's greatest aerial artistes
00:44:35The one and only
00:44:36Miss Penguin Moore
00:44:37Assisted by Don Cavalero
00:44:39Thank you
00:44:40No, I...
00:44:46I can't
00:44:47Take off your robe
00:45:04And...
00:45:05I can't
00:45:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
00:45:08There's nothing!
00:45:09There's nothing!
00:45:10There's nothing!
00:45:10You and me
00:45:11You and me
00:45:11I can't
00:45:12You and me
00:45:25Yeah, I can't
00:45:26Give me back
00:45:26The End
00:45:56Ladies and gentlemen, I...
00:46:21Well, okay, officer. We'll be on our way.
00:46:26But listen, girl, can't you see your way to give him another chance?
00:46:33You saw what happened tonight, Colonel. I gave him a chance, but he just doesn't belong in show business.
00:46:37Oh, that's funny.
00:46:39What's funny about that?
00:46:41Doesn't belong in show business. Well, I don't suppose you ever heard of the great Drogo.
00:46:45The great Drogo?
00:46:46The future act of every show he ever played in.
00:46:49Drogo.
00:46:51Drogo.
00:46:53Aerialist.
00:46:54Mm-mm.
00:46:56Drogo.
00:46:59Equestrian?
00:47:00Mm-mm.
00:47:01Well, there was a Rogo.
00:47:05Rogo's Lion Act.
00:47:07Or was it Drogo?
00:47:11Drogo's Lions.
00:47:13Was that it?
00:47:13I didn't say it, girl. Now remember, I didn't tell you.
00:47:18But Drogo's Lions.
00:47:19That was the greatest act that ever played under the big top.
00:47:23Well, I can see it now.
00:47:25London, Paris, Vienna.
00:47:27The applause of thousands.
00:47:29What made him give it up?
00:47:31What's that?
00:47:32Boy, there he stood.
00:47:33Night after night.
00:47:35With guns in his hands.
00:47:36Then came a time when the animals weren't enough.
00:47:39Oh, forget the past.
00:47:41He'll come back, girl.
00:47:42He'll come back.
00:47:43I feel like a fool, Colonel.
00:47:47Imagine me making him pound steaks in a silly two-by-four show like this.
00:47:52Making out like I was a big shot.
00:47:55I gotta talk to him, Colonel.
00:48:01Drogo, come here.
00:48:03Oh, I'm very busy, Miss Moore.
00:48:04I want to talk to you.
00:48:05Well, Miss Moore, I want you to know that I'm sorry about what happened in your act.
00:48:11Well, I'll try to make up for it in any way I can.
00:48:13Oh, forget about it, Drogo.
00:48:15And stop tiring yourself out with the stuff around here.
00:48:18Oh, that's very nice of you, Miss Moore.
00:48:21I didn't ever expect you to speak to me again.
00:48:23Don't talk like that, Drogo.
00:48:25You make me feel so foolish.
00:48:27I think I've been making you pound steaks and do things around here that any kid could do.
00:48:32I want to learn all I can and help.
00:48:34You're going to.
00:48:36You're going to go right back to the top and move along.
00:48:38You won't get in with the wrong people this time, because I'll take the guns out of your hands every night.
00:48:43Guns?
00:48:45That's certainly nice of you, Miss Moore, but I don't...
00:48:47Now, you don't have to say anything.
00:48:49I know we're going to get along swell together from now on.
00:49:00Colonel, what do you think?
00:49:01What?
00:49:02Miss Moore just spoke to me and forgave me for what I did to her act.
00:49:05She was so sweet, I can't get over it.
00:49:08She said we'd get along swell together.
00:49:10But certainly you'll get along swell together.
00:49:11Why shouldn't two great showmen get along swell together?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15I don't know anything about the show business.
00:49:16Well, I know you don't, and you know you don't, but...
00:49:19But what?
00:49:20Well, I told her you were a great showman.
00:49:22Oh, Colonel, why did you tell her a thing like that?
00:49:25Well, you're an imposter, aren't you?
00:49:27Well, isn't it better to be a good imposter than a bad one?
00:49:32What kind of a showman did you tell her I was?
00:49:34Well, I, uh, I told her you were a lion tamer.
00:49:37A lot.
00:49:38A lot?
00:49:38Colonel, come back here.
00:49:41Why did you tell her that?
00:49:43Well, there are no lions with this show.
00:49:45No.
00:49:46Well, what have you got to worry about?
00:49:52Oh, boys, put this stuff in the truck over there.
00:49:55Willie, you come with me.
00:49:56Yes, ma'am.
00:49:57They're a tiger.
00:49:58Said he could tame a cat.
00:50:01Just in that lead, hold that tiger.
00:50:04The tiger now holds the guy's hat.
00:50:06So, callioca jean.
00:50:09Okay, take a seat.
00:50:10Come on, you're on air and loose again.
00:50:13Here, come in.
00:50:15You sit right down here and stay out of my way.
00:50:18I'm busy.
00:50:18Stay there and don't move.
00:50:42Glad to see you, Penguin. How are you?
00:50:44Oh, fine. Sorry to get you up at this hour.
00:50:47Oh, that's all right. We couldn't sleep anyway. What's on your mind?
00:50:50Well, I got a spot in my show for your lions. You still got them, haven't you?
00:50:54Sure. There they are. Come on.
00:50:56Say, I got the best lion trainer in the business.
00:50:58How about letting me take them and then the season will split?
00:51:01Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Moe.
00:51:03It's okay with me, Joe. Matter of fact, I'm glad you came.
00:51:06We were just talking about turning them over to the zoo.
00:51:09Business has been so bad, we can't even feed them. Take a peek.
00:51:12They don't look underfed to me.
00:51:17Me either. In fact, they look powerful and healthy.
00:51:22There's nothing to worry about.
00:51:24All you got to do is follow the instructions in this book.
00:51:26Gives you their names, the tricks they do and everything.
00:51:29Well, that's swell.
00:51:31Here you are, Willie. Read it over carefully.
00:51:32From now on, you're taking care of them.
00:51:34Come on, let's go.
00:51:35Okay, we'll give you a hand.
00:51:37You mean...
00:51:39I guess you do.
00:51:42Nero rolls over.
00:51:46Nero?
00:51:48Nero?
00:51:52Nero, roll over!
00:51:58That did it.
00:52:05Good morning, Miss Moe.
00:52:07Morning, Drogo.
00:52:08I think you ought to know, though, what the colonel said was...
00:52:10Oh, don't blame him.
00:52:11I'm happy to know that you're one of us.
00:52:13Well, I certainly do want to be one of us.
00:52:16There's something I want you to have.
00:52:19Belonged to my dad.
00:52:20He was a lion trainer, too.
00:52:22Oh, thanks.
00:52:24Drogo,
00:52:25I want you to know how I feel about your scenes.
00:52:28We're both showmen.
00:52:29I liked you from the start, but
00:52:31that was as far as I could ever go because
00:52:33well, I had no idea you were my kind.
00:52:36Miss Moe, I think you ought to know the truth.
00:52:38Never mind.
00:52:39It's what's going to happen that counts.
00:52:41I'll certainly do my best.
00:52:43You had any scratches on you.
00:52:45Didn't the lions ever claw you or jump you?
00:52:47Tell the truth they never did.
00:52:49Gosh, you must have been great.
00:52:52Wouldn't you like to take up where you left off?
00:52:54Cracking the whip and hearing the applause?
00:52:57Wouldn't you do it for me?
00:52:59I guess I'd do just about anything for you.
00:53:02Well,
00:53:02here they are.
00:53:04Not much after what you've had,
00:53:06but it's the beginning.
00:53:07They're lions.
00:53:08Don't expect too much of them
00:53:09because they haven't been worked for quite a while.
00:53:19Is you going to train them loud?
00:53:22Uh-oh.
00:53:23Oh, it's no use, Colonel.
00:53:39I can't go through with it.
00:53:41Now, don't be silly.
00:53:42Now, look, you're a millionaire, aren't you?
00:53:44What's that got to do with it?
00:53:46Everything.
00:53:46Why, you'd be the first millionaire lion tamer in the world.
00:53:49Think of the honor.
00:53:50And besides,
00:53:51I'm sure that nothing will happen to you.
00:53:53Those lions are easy to work with,
00:53:54aren't they, Willie?
00:53:55That's what it says here.
00:53:56There, you see?
00:53:57Now, look,
00:53:58I'm going to show you once more.
00:53:59You need have no fear.
00:54:01Why, no lion has ever been known to pass a chair.
00:54:04Now,
00:54:04you advance boldly.
00:54:07Chair in one hand
00:54:08and whip in the other.
00:54:28All right, ladies and gentlemen,
00:54:29step right up and buy yourself a ticket
00:54:32to the greatest thrill of your life.
00:54:34Feel this, folks.
00:54:36The one and only,
00:54:37the world's greatest lion tamer
00:54:39is going to face fire
00:54:40of the most ferocious.
00:54:42How's it going?
00:54:43Oh, couldn't be better.
00:54:44Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.
00:54:46Here you are.
00:54:47You got the smelling salts?
00:54:48Yes.
00:54:48The bandages?
00:54:49Yes.
00:54:50The iodine?
00:54:51Yes.
00:54:53I forgot something.
00:54:54What?
00:54:55I forgot to feed.
00:54:56Shh.
00:54:56What's the matter, boy?
00:55:02Colonel, I can't go through with it.
00:55:04Well, you love her, don't you?
00:55:06All you've got to do
00:55:07is to remember what I told you.
00:55:08When you get in that cage,
00:55:10keep chatting with that chair
00:55:11and cross with your whip.
00:55:13Listen, looking boy, listen.
00:55:14What a crowd.
00:55:19Hurry up, Joker.
00:55:20We can't hold them much longer.
00:55:21They're waiting for you.
00:55:22The lions?
00:55:23And all the people, silly.
00:55:25Gosh, you look wonderful.
00:55:26Now go on out there
00:55:27and knock them cold.
00:55:30Tell me, Colonel,
00:55:30is he thrilled?
00:55:32Thrilled is not the word.
00:55:33He's trembling.
00:55:34With anticipation.
00:55:36You want to go in now?
00:55:38You know.
00:55:38Oh, I've got a better idea.
00:55:42There.
00:55:43Up.
00:55:43Places.
00:55:44Zero.
00:55:45Caesar.
00:55:46Up.
00:55:47Run in.
00:55:48Colby.
00:55:52What's he trying to do, Colonel?
00:55:53He's working the cats
00:55:54from the outside.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56Well, you wouldn't expect
00:55:57the great Drogo
00:55:58to do the usual thing.
00:55:59Anybody can work lines
00:56:00from the inside of a cage.
00:56:02What a man.
00:56:03He's working them
00:56:03from the outside.
00:56:05That may be swell, Colonel,
00:56:07but I don't think
00:56:08these yokels understand that.
00:56:10I'll tell them
00:56:11to do it the easy way.
00:56:16Drogo,
00:56:17I think you'd better
00:56:17do it the regular way.
00:56:18Oh, I knew it's fine
00:56:19from out here.
00:56:20Well, I know,
00:56:20but these people
00:56:21don't understand.
00:56:22I think you'd better
00:56:23work on the inside.
00:56:24Okay, folks,
00:56:25everything will be fine
00:56:26in just a minute.
00:56:31Oh, there's what
00:56:32have to happen to me.
00:56:33What's going to happen
00:56:34to you?
00:56:35Well, can't you see?
00:56:35The rain is going
00:56:36to ruin the act.
00:56:37We can't put it on.
00:56:39Ow.
00:56:39Willie, put him away.
00:56:41Yes?
00:56:41It's just a little shower.
00:56:50All right, my head.
00:56:51All right, my money.
00:56:55How am I going
00:56:56to get back to my trailer?
00:57:05There you are.
00:57:07I was waiting for you,
00:57:07Drogo.
00:57:08Oh, no business.
00:57:11Did you do that
00:57:18on purpose?
00:57:19What do you think?
00:57:27Did you do that?
00:57:28You figure it out.
00:57:29Why, you.
00:57:30You.
00:57:31Now, wait a minute.
00:57:32If you hadn't let
00:57:33your snooping instincts
00:57:34get the better of you,
00:57:34all this wouldn't have
00:57:35happened.
00:57:36After all I've done
00:57:37for you,
00:57:37why, for two kinds
00:57:39I'd...
00:57:40Oh, you poor kid.
00:57:43Never mind.
00:57:44Someday you'll have
00:57:45a fine new carnival.
00:57:46I don't want
00:57:47a new carnival.
00:57:49All I want
00:57:49is good business
00:57:50for this one.
00:57:51You mean you don't
00:57:52want a new carnival?
00:57:53No.
00:57:53Come.
00:57:54Come.
00:57:54Come.
00:57:54Come.
00:57:55Come.
00:57:55Come.
00:57:56Come.
00:57:56Come.
00:57:57Come.
00:57:57Come.
00:57:58Come.
00:57:58Come.
00:57:59Come.
00:57:59Come.
00:58:00Come.
00:58:00Come.
00:58:01Come.
00:58:01Come.
00:58:02Come.
00:58:02Come.
00:58:03Come.
00:58:03Come.
00:58:04Come.
00:58:04Come.
00:58:05Come.
00:58:05Come.
00:58:06Come.
00:58:06Come.
00:58:07Come.
00:58:07Come.
00:58:08Come.
00:58:08Come.
00:58:09Come.
00:58:09Come.
00:58:10Come.
00:58:10Come.
00:58:11Come.
00:58:11Come.
00:58:12Come.
00:58:12Come.
00:58:13Come.
00:58:13Come.
00:58:14Come.
00:58:14Come.
00:58:15Come.
00:58:15Come.
00:58:16Come.
00:58:16Come.
00:58:17Come.
00:58:17Come.
00:58:18Come.
00:58:18Come.
00:58:19Come.
00:58:19Come.
00:58:20Come.
00:58:20I should have known you years ago
00:58:30Where on earth were you long years ago
00:58:37I miss so much and dreamed so little
00:58:45Before you set my heart aglow
00:58:52I should have known the way you smiled
00:58:59As I traveled each long lonely mile
00:59:07For memory lane should seem much sweeter
00:59:14If I had known you all the while
00:59:22Oh, I'm so jealous of the flowers in spring
00:59:28For they know more than I about you
00:59:35They heard your laughter and the songs you sing
00:59:45Through all the years I spent without you
00:59:54I wish that I could truly say
01:00:02That I knew you long before today
01:00:10But we'll go home
01:00:17From here together
01:00:21And I shall love you
01:00:30All the way
01:00:36Wonderful girl, Penguin
01:00:43Real, sincere, different
01:00:47Yes, the others are all alike
01:00:49But she's different
01:00:50I know, my boy, I know
01:00:52Love, love
01:00:54What follies are committed in thy name
01:00:57That's Francis Bacon
01:00:59Speak love
01:01:01If you speak love
01:01:02That's William Shakespeare
01:01:04Love is like hash
01:01:06You've got to have confidence in it
01:01:09To enjoy it
01:01:10That must have been Bob Hope
01:01:12Well, go to sleep, my boy
01:01:15Or, uh, how are you?
01:01:29Good morning
01:01:30Oh, yes, uh, Miss Newton
01:01:33Oh, Mr. Whitman
01:01:35Yes, Bates, what is it?
01:01:37Begging your pardon, sir
01:01:38But I'm afraid we have gypsies on the ground
01:01:41Gypsies?
01:01:44Well, Bates, do something
01:01:45Get rid of them right away
01:01:46Yes, sir, right away, sir
01:01:48Oh, wait a minute, Bates
01:01:49Do you speak gypsy?
01:01:50Oh, no, sir
01:01:51Oh, never mind
01:01:52I'll go myself
01:01:53Order the chief's car right away
01:01:55Yes, sir
01:01:55Come on, boys
01:01:57Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:01:58Up this way
01:01:59Hear all about the big surprise, I promised you
01:02:01Come on, everybody
01:02:03This way, everybody
01:02:05What's going to happen
01:02:07Now, listen, boys and girls
01:02:10I told you I'd bring you to the land of plenty
01:02:12Well, here it is
01:02:13Why, the food lies on the ground for the taking
01:02:15Did you say food?
01:02:16Right
01:02:16Groceries
01:02:17Grub
01:02:18Middles
01:02:19Now, some of you go that way
01:02:20And pick the berries from the vines
01:02:21The peas, beans, cabbages, and other vegetables
01:02:24Are that way
01:02:24Let your stomachs be your guide
01:02:26Begone
01:02:27And the watermelons
01:02:30Are that way
01:02:32Oh, Willie
01:02:34Yes, Mr. God
01:02:36And the chicken house
01:02:37Is over there
01:02:39Chicken house?
01:02:40Uh-huh
01:02:40What am I waiting for?
01:02:41I don't know
01:02:42Me either
01:02:43Tally-ho
01:02:44Say, Joe
01:02:52What's the idea of pitching here?
01:02:54Colonel's orders
01:02:54Colonel's orders?
01:02:58Well, what are we going to get for customers here?
01:03:00Feel, Mice?
01:03:01Quiet, quiet
01:03:03Ain't no use to squawking
01:03:04We all got to go someday
01:03:06It's either going to be you or me
01:03:08And it ain't going to be me
01:03:10Take your time, take your time
01:03:19Don't rush me
01:03:20The man's right
01:03:20Thank you
01:03:21You're welcome
01:03:22Now, will you fix the flowers, please?
01:03:24First?
01:03:24Oh, wait
01:03:25Say, Red, where'd you get these?
01:03:32Well, the colonel told us
01:03:32We could pick anything we wanted to
01:03:34Oh, he did, eh?
01:03:36Well, I'm still giving orders around here, I think
01:03:38Oh, Jerry, you heard the boss breaking up
01:03:43Get this stuff out of here
01:03:44Yes, Miss Moore, but the colonel said
01:03:45I don't care what the colonel said
01:03:47We're not taking anything that doesn't belong to us
01:03:49Now, put it back where you got it
01:03:50Yeah, make it snappy
01:03:51We'll all be thrown in the clink
01:03:52Sound like we'll crackle in the clink
01:03:55All right, fellas, get rid of it quick
01:03:57All right, you heard the boss
01:03:59Get rid of it
01:04:00Come on, put a move on
01:04:01What's going on around here?
01:04:03Come on, get going
01:04:05Come on, get going
01:04:06Well, well
01:04:07It's a shame
01:04:08I put back these tender boys
01:04:09Wait
01:04:10Are they very tender?
01:04:12Mm-hmm
01:04:13Hmm
01:04:14Sure, that would be kind of a shame, wouldn't it?
01:04:16Uh, uh
01:04:18In that box
01:04:19Come on
01:04:19Be careful
01:04:20But hurry
01:04:21Come on
01:04:22Get going
01:04:23Now sit down
01:04:25My hand
01:04:26Now, uh
01:04:28Back on your arm
01:04:29What do you mean
01:04:38Trespassing on private property?
01:04:40Now, don't get excited, mister
01:04:41You've got us all wrong
01:04:42Oh, have I?
01:04:43Mm-hmm
01:04:44Well, then, I'm very sorry
01:04:46You see, I'm Penguin Moore
01:04:48And this is my carnival
01:04:49We got lost last night
01:04:50And wound up here
01:04:51We didn't know it was your property
01:04:52But we didn't take anything
01:04:54Well, if you didn't take anything
01:04:55I guess there's no harm done
01:04:57You've got quite a display
01:04:58Would you like to look around?
01:05:00Oh, I'd love to
01:05:01Do you mind?
01:05:01Oh, not at all
01:05:02Oh, there's a pin game over there
01:05:04I hate pins
01:05:05Oh, well, here's a merry-go-round
01:05:07Oh, it makes me dizzy
01:05:08Well, we've got a lot of other things here
01:05:09What's this contraption?
01:05:11Oh, this is a taffy machine
01:05:13Would you like to see it work?
01:05:15Oh, may I?
01:05:16Okay, Bob, I'll take care of it
01:05:17Okay, Miss
01:05:17Mechanical devices intrigue me
01:05:19Well, here's the switch here, you see
01:05:20And you put it down
01:05:22The machine goes around with the taffy on it
01:05:24Uh-oh
01:05:30What'll they take up next?
01:05:38Most interesting parts down there with the motorists
01:05:40You're right
01:05:46It's a dandy
01:05:47My favorite gear ratio
01:05:4915 to 1
01:05:50Did you see what I saw?
01:06:15Why, did you see something?
01:06:18Let's forget it
01:06:20Farmers in the Dell
01:06:21Farmers in the Dell
01:06:23Hey, na-dee-na-dee-do
01:06:24Boop-boop-a-doop
01:06:25The farmers in the Dell
01:06:27Farmers in the Dell
01:06:29Farmers in the Dell
01:06:31Oh, you said you didn't take anything, eh?
01:06:33Oh, the farmers in the Dell
01:06:35Well, drop that food, thief
01:06:37Thief?
01:06:39Oh, pardon, that's you
01:06:41Well, certainly it's me
01:06:42Who did you expect?
01:06:43I can't tell you how happy I am to see you
01:06:45I've been quite worried
01:06:46Well, Harry, your worries are over
01:06:47All right
01:06:48Come over here
01:06:48I want you to meet a friend of mine
01:06:49Oh, Penguin
01:06:50Uh, this is my nephew
01:06:53Harry Whitman
01:06:54I'm one of his poor relations
01:06:55How do you do?
01:06:56Oh, we've met
01:06:57Well, good
01:06:57Then we can get down to business
01:06:58How many weekend guests have you?
01:07:00Oh, we have a whole house full
01:07:01There's the Vance Wiggins
01:07:02The Mortons
01:07:03The Dumont
01:07:04That's enough
01:07:04Graham
01:07:05I said that's enough
01:07:05Have them all come down here
01:07:07I guarantee they'll have a better time
01:07:09Than they had in days
01:07:10Weeks
01:07:10Years
01:07:11If it's that good, I'll tell them
01:07:12Bangway
01:07:15Tell them not to forget their wallets
01:07:17Here, hear that sign, son
01:07:19Yes, sir
01:07:20That's it
01:07:21Now go right ahead with your work
01:07:22Two little pieces of business to do here
01:07:24They'll never know the difference
01:07:30And I'm
01:07:32Ten cents to a dollar
01:07:33They'll never know the difference
01:07:34When you hear them holler
01:07:35Well, our troubles are over
01:07:54Happy days are here to end
01:07:56Don't you think you're very surprised
01:07:58This is too much?
01:07:58Too much?
01:07:59Why, these people couldn't have a good time
01:08:01Unless they paid too much
01:08:02All right, boys
01:08:03Go to work
01:08:04All right, everybody
01:08:05Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:08:06Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:08:07Step right up, play ball
01:08:19There you are
01:08:19Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:08:21Play ball
01:08:21Call your best, sir
01:08:22Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
01:08:23Now, two steps forward, please
01:08:32Two steps backward
01:08:33Now another one forward
01:08:35Get away from me, son
01:08:36You're annoying me
01:08:37Hey, Colonel, it's me
01:08:38Well, thank you
01:08:39Hello
01:08:40How's business?
01:08:41Ma
01:08:41Well, how did that happen?
01:08:44Never mind
01:08:44Step right this way, folks
01:08:45And we'll go through the developing process
01:08:47There you are
01:08:48Passes through the little hill
01:08:49And the little handle
01:08:50And the photograph drops in the little tank
01:08:52There's a charming portrait of yourself and family
01:08:54And the price is five dollars
01:08:56Right this way, folks
01:08:56But it's blank
01:08:57That may surprise you
01:08:58But it doesn't surprise me
01:08:59The price remains the same
01:09:00Thank you
01:09:00Would you mind getting out of the way, please?
01:09:02How about that man over there with it?
01:09:04More water, Taffy, now
01:09:05Having fun?
01:09:07Oh, yes, and I appreciate you letting me run the machine
01:09:09Oh, that's all right
01:09:10I say you can sell the Taffy, too, if you like
01:09:12Oh, may I?
01:09:13I'd be delighted
01:09:14Coffee, Taffy
01:09:15What do you mean we ain't got no right here?
01:09:17The panels are still three for a dollar
01:09:18A dollar?
01:09:19What?
01:09:19A dollar for a ten-cent game?
01:09:21Oh, Bob
01:09:21Come with me
01:09:22Anybody else?
01:09:26Taffy, Taffy
01:09:27Listen, buddy
01:09:28You don't have to get Taffy
01:09:29Well, who's getting Taffy?
01:09:30Just a minute
01:09:31I'm sorry, boys
01:09:32But we're putting the show on for a private party
01:09:34I'll have to ask you to leave
01:09:35Oh, be nice, baby
01:09:37You wouldn't want us to go now, would you?
01:09:39So it's one of those things
01:09:41Okay, do it the hard way
01:09:43That's all I wanted to know
01:09:44All right, just a minute
01:09:45Wait a minute
01:09:46Oh, you ain't heard the last of this
01:09:49On your own now
01:09:50Here you are, ladies and gentlemen
01:09:51Three strikes
01:09:52A one dollar
01:09:53A one dollar
01:09:53A thirteen hundred
01:09:54You can do better than that, man
01:09:55Let's try it again
01:09:56Come on
01:09:56Three strikes for a dollar, folks
01:09:58Oh, you'll never do it that way, mister
01:09:59Stand back and I'll show you
01:10:01No muscles needed
01:10:02Amazing
01:10:06Introducing
01:10:09The one
01:10:10The only
01:10:11Fearless struggle
01:10:12Dare a table to the arena
01:10:15Fearless struggle
01:10:16Don't start immediately
01:10:17It couldn't be
01:10:18No waiting
01:10:18No delay
01:10:19Purchase your tickets right away
01:10:21Excuse me
01:10:22Think of it, folks
01:10:23A beer
01:10:23Two dollars and fifty cents
01:10:25Here we go, folks
01:10:26Don't rush
01:10:26Don't crowd
01:10:27Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:10:29Come on, folks
01:10:30You'll see one of the best shows
01:10:31You ever saw in your life
01:10:32Get in there now
01:10:32And give them everything you've got
01:10:33But listen, Penguin
01:10:34You don't know this
01:10:35But I really
01:10:35This is your chance
01:10:37To get back on top
01:10:37And you're gonna take it
01:10:38But I can
01:10:39Hope everything goes all right
01:10:48See us
01:10:57Well, well, Mr. Drogo Games
01:11:26The millionaire playboy
01:11:27Is more cuckoo
01:11:28Than I thought he was
01:11:29Hey, boss
01:11:37That ain't in the booth
01:11:37Look out, Mr. Drogo
01:11:41Here comes his mouth
01:11:42The lounge can run
01:11:58Forty miles an hour
01:11:59I'm sorry
01:12:00I read that
01:12:01I told you
01:12:08I'd lead you to the land of plenty
01:12:09Willie
01:12:21Willie
01:12:22Yes?
01:12:23Get that lion back in the cage
01:12:37Before I scare someone
01:12:38Put what lion
01:12:39Whose cage
01:12:40Before it scares
01:12:41Who?
01:12:43Rushing here
01:12:43Rushing there
01:12:44Nowhere to go
01:12:46What's going on in there?
01:12:47The lion's loose
01:12:48Lions?
01:12:50If I'm gonna hunt for lion
01:12:51I've got to get me some bait
01:12:53I've been chasing the lions all the time
01:12:56He ain't dead
01:13:02Kitty, kitty
01:13:03I sure hope I don't find him
01:13:05There's more sure gonna be mad
01:13:07That lion chasing all them people
01:13:09Get him
01:13:10Kitty, kitty, kitty
01:13:15I'll put you in a corner sheet
01:13:18There's more
01:13:19Bring you in it
01:13:19Guys
01:13:20Where's that lion's in it?
01:13:21Where's that lion's in it?
01:13:23Where's that lion's in it?
01:13:25I put in your card in it all
01:13:38I got to be more careful
01:13:39Gotta be more careful.
01:13:43My blood pressure won't stand.
01:13:48Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:13:52Kitty, kitty.
01:13:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:07Kitty, kitty.
01:14:09Nice baloney. Come on, kitty, kitty.
01:14:11Kitty, kitty.
01:14:12Nice baloney.
01:14:15Get in there.
01:14:20Was that me talking?
01:14:31It's all right, folks.
01:14:33Everything's taken care of.
01:14:34Nothing to worry about.
01:14:39Toffee, toffee.
01:14:40Toffee, toffee.
01:14:43Toffee, toffee.
01:14:44Dollar a bag.
01:14:45Dollar a bag.
01:14:46We don't want no toffee.
01:14:47Come on, boys.
01:14:48Toffee, toffee.
01:14:49Toffee good.
01:14:51Hey, Roof.
01:14:53Hey, Roof.
01:14:54Hey, Roof.
01:14:55Hey, Roof.
01:14:57Hiya, beautiful.
01:15:01Now listen, I told you we're putting the show on for a private party.
01:15:04Well, this is my private party. How about it, boys?
01:15:07Yeah.
01:15:08Wait a minute. You heard what the lady said. Now get going.
01:15:11Oh, glamour boy, huh?
01:15:27Let's break this joint.
01:15:47Oh, it ain't me.
01:15:57Oh, dear, dear, this is good. Something ought to be done.
01:16:08Oh, dear, dear, dear.
01:16:12Kendra, about that lying action.
01:16:13Skip it.
01:16:14You don't understand.
01:16:16I understand more than you think I do.
01:16:21Hey, spell that match.
01:16:23Now is the time for all the good men to come to the end of the party.
01:16:30Don't shoot, boys.
01:16:33Just tell them, stop it.
01:16:35Well, come on.
01:16:38Sorry, Chief.
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:43Aha! A bullseye!
01:16:46Woo-hoo!
01:16:53Captain Drogo! Reinforcement!
01:17:03Get ready!
01:17:06Skip!
01:17:07Go!
01:17:12That's good shooting, Omo.
01:17:14Okay, you take the high road, I'll take the low.
01:17:20What's on your mind?
01:17:21I've been looking all over for you.
01:17:23I got...
01:17:24I got the new kind of a park at Porter'sville.
01:17:27What should I do with it?
01:17:28Go back and take care of it.
01:17:29I'll get in touch with you later.
01:17:30Yes, sir.
01:17:34The situation is wrong, man!
01:17:37Fuck!
01:17:40A bullseye!
01:17:43Ow!
01:17:52Ow!
01:17:52Hey!
01:18:17Hey!
01:18:18Oh, you've had enough, huh?
01:18:48Sorry, Chief.
01:18:52Sorry.
01:19:01Hey!
01:19:03Victory is ours!
01:19:06Victory is ours, but my circus is ruined.
01:19:08Well, now, don't let that worry you.
01:19:09My rich stuff, you will pay for everything.
01:19:11Oh, Harry!
01:19:12Harry, where are you?
01:19:13Here I am.
01:19:17Oh!
01:19:18Oh, pardon my appearance.
01:19:21Hey, it's quite disarranged.
01:19:23Well, never mind.
01:19:23I'll have everything fixed.
01:19:24There you are.
01:19:25What more can you ask?
01:19:26Meantime, let's celebrate by coming up to my house and having dinner.
01:19:29Oh, I'd be delighted.
01:19:30But I haven't a thing to air.
01:19:31But that the house is full of clothes.
01:19:33May I?
01:19:34Why, certainly!
01:19:40I'm in an awful predicament.
01:19:41The new carnival's over at Portisville.
01:19:43What am I going to do?
01:19:44The new carnival?
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:45Good, good.
01:19:46Now, you run along with the rest of them and leave everything to me.
01:19:49Yes, but I've got...
01:19:49Go right ahead now.
01:19:50Don't you worry.
01:19:54Say, George.
01:19:55Yes, Colonel.
01:19:56Do you still burn the barn down every weekend?
01:19:59Yes, sir.
01:19:59Tonight?
01:20:00Nine o'clock sharp.
01:20:01Fine.
01:20:02Fine!
01:20:02Hey, boy.
01:20:04Come here.
01:20:05Get it on.
01:20:05Quick.
01:20:05Hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:20:06Hurry, hurry.
01:20:06Hurry, hurry.
01:20:06Now, wait a minute.
01:20:08I want you to wrap up this carnival and put it in that big barn down the road about a half
01:20:12a mile.
01:20:12Then I want you all to go over to Portisville.
01:20:14There's a new carnival over there.
01:20:16Bigger and better.
01:20:18I want you to help set it up.
01:20:19Now, come on.
01:20:19Get going.
01:20:20Hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:20:21Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:20:21Say, hello.
01:20:30Penguin, you're beautiful.
01:20:33I'm charmed, Miss Boyd.
01:20:35Dinner is served, sir.
01:20:36Thank you, Bates.
01:20:37Right this way, everyone, for the victory dinner.
01:20:45When you promise me kisses, no feeling in my speech.
01:20:51Oh, no.
01:20:54Keep your hands off that chair.
01:20:56I've had that one pulled on me before.
01:20:58As you wish, madame.
01:20:59Okay.
01:21:06You know, I'm awfully happy that they have chicken tonight.
01:21:09I never eat anything but chicken.
01:21:12That's water.
01:21:14One, two, three, four.
01:21:18A four-legged chicken.
01:21:21That's cute.
01:21:22A four-legged chicken.
01:21:25A three-legged chicken.
01:21:30A three-legged chicken.
01:21:32That's a novelty.
01:21:33A three-legged chicken.
01:21:35What's the idea?
01:21:37Oh, if you wouldn't like that, that's no good.
01:21:39No good.
01:21:40Well, here we are.
01:21:41Back to normal again.
01:21:42That's kind of muscular, isn't it, huh?
01:21:47It's nearly nine o'clock, sir.
01:21:49Oh, so it is, Bates.
01:21:51Shuffled well?
01:21:51Yes, sir.
01:21:52All right, everyone.
01:21:53Let's hurry with the usual drawing for positions on the fire trucks to see who the lucky people are.
01:21:58Will you draw, Uncle Carl?
01:21:59Yes.
01:22:00Oh, mine's a blank.
01:22:02Better luck next time.
01:22:03Well, I'll drive the chemical truck.
01:22:06That's nice.
01:22:06I'll just ride along with Mr. Gaines.
01:22:08Why, Colonel, this is not a blank.
01:22:10You two ride on the chemical wagon.
01:22:12By the way, Harry, what are you burning tonight?
01:22:14Oh, the same old barn.
01:22:15Oh, that's terrible.
01:22:17What's the matter, Uncle Carl?
01:22:18Well, how was I to know that you're still burning the same old barn?
01:22:21In order to save the carnival from the hoodlums, I have the boys hide it in the barn.
01:22:25You mean the carnival's on fire?
01:22:26I mean exactly that.
01:22:27My carnival?
01:22:28Well, how was I...
01:22:29She said the carnival's on fire.
01:22:32Come on, come on.
01:22:34Come on.
01:22:35We're going to have a fire.
01:22:36Come on.
01:22:39Take it easy.
01:22:45Well, don't you think I ought to do the driving?
01:22:47Don't be silly.
01:22:48I've been pushing trucks around all my life.
01:22:49All right, let me go.
01:22:54Where is the fire?
01:23:16Never mind the fire.
01:23:18We're not going there.
01:23:19What do you mean?
01:23:20Keep going straight ahead.
01:23:21That will lead them into Porter'sville and the new carnival.
01:23:24Well, what about the fire?
01:23:26Well, you told me to get rid of her carnival, didn't you?
01:23:28Maybe when she sees the new one, she'll forget the old one.
01:23:31Oh.
01:23:40Oh, me!
01:23:41I was.
01:23:48Oh, me.
01:23:55Take it easy.
01:24:13Go away!
01:24:16Somebody's flying with me, hurry!
01:24:17It'll be me.
01:24:23Hey!
01:24:24Come, move them!
01:24:27Get off the road!
01:24:40That's not fair!
01:24:43Red!
01:24:45Red!
01:24:45Hey, let's see you!
01:24:58Hey, put it out!
01:25:00Please, fellas, please!
01:25:04Oh, now, put it!
01:25:10Oh, hey!
01:25:12Pretty tricky.
01:25:15Hey, get me out of here!
01:25:17Do something, get her down!
01:25:19Oh, yes.
01:25:19Oh, yes.
01:25:20Hey!
01:25:23Hey!
01:25:23Well, here we are.
01:25:42Yee, Japan, it's beautiful, wonderful, and all for the love of a girl.
01:25:47If the world's fared on wheels, I couldn't have picked a better one myself.
01:25:50Oh, it's beautiful.
01:25:55More in games.
01:25:56That's you and me.
01:25:57Do you really mean it?
01:25:59Yes, for keeps.
01:26:00Oh, kalala kalusi!
01:26:05Well, so what?
01:26:11Hey!
01:26:13Maybe you got something there.
01:26:20Maybe you got something there.
01:26:21Maybe you have time to wish.
01:26:23Go to your country!
01:26:25tutor
01:26:27Counselor
01:26:29Dr.
01:26:31What!
01:26:33should you早ize think to me?
01:26:36Should you be here?
01:26:37Let go Greenland!
01:26:40We go home!
01:26:43You'll be like me you got to know.
01:26:45If you'll get Тогда.
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