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Akpan and Oduma TV
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00:00Big 2, Big 3, Suspension, Jack.
00:08What happened?
00:12Bartoski, why you didn't cry and ask me when I collect bread from?
00:22Guys, I don't suffer for this league also.
00:26Eh?
00:27You're going to put this bomb out.
00:28Hey, man!
00:31Me cannot fear you, man.
00:33In fact, woman has come.
00:37What did woman do to you now?
00:39What happened?
00:39What is woman has come?
00:40See, when I remember that, my girlfriend, that's why we are loved very well.
00:46That's why we are done a date for three years now.
00:50We are no good belief.
00:51Once more, I wish I would boy from my area, whether they call bullion van.
00:56Don't snatch my baby and come over from my house.
00:59We're going to say he got money past me.
01:03Hey, you're sorry now.
01:04I'm not going to make you cry.
01:05I'm going to buy a bullion van.
01:07You're going to buy a bullion van.
01:08Hey, you're sorry.
01:10Sorry, sorry.
01:10Go find that baby.
01:11Now I'm going to cry.
01:12Be like, man up, man up, man up.
01:13Go find that baby.
01:14Find another baby.
01:15Find, find which another baby for you now.
01:18What kind of stupid advice is that?
01:21Huh?
01:22It's time for you to tell him to go and hustle, to make money.
01:25He said she's going to look for another baby.
01:26With inside poverty.
01:28You don't know that if you look for another baby in his condition,
01:30another guy that has money, will stick to that baby.
01:33God hustle, don't find another baby.
01:35Guys, did you pay me well, well, eh?
01:38Yeah, I didn't say I'm on your phone.
01:39You're not supposed to help you.
01:41You're not must help me.
01:42Huh?
01:43Make sure that that guy will go scot-free.
01:45What do you want me to help you do?
01:47See?
01:48I'm not going to help you at that guy if they leave.
01:50Yes.
01:51I want me to help me.
01:52Beat her well-well.
01:53Make me teach a lesson.
01:55Make him know, say, you're no good to snatch another person, babe.
01:59You're making sense.
02:01Pardon me.
02:02We'll do your back.
02:03Nothing that happened.
02:03We'll go share some people.
02:04But that guy here, we'll go beat her.
02:06We'll go, we'll go, we'll go.
02:10No, we'll go, we'll go.
02:11You are who, nah?
02:12What is we go, we go?
02:13You are who?
02:14What is that one, nah?
02:16You are who?
02:17I can't relax, nah.
02:18Patuskin, I'm a guy from day one.
02:21Our main guy.
02:22Now, he's strict credibility.
02:24They're all liquidated, so we need to fight for her.
02:27We need to defend her.
02:28So I think we are non-common.
02:30We need to defend this guy.
02:31I'll knock off him and say we'll be bad guys.
02:33Thank you very much, Opie.
02:35Hey, you, you are a better person.
02:37Not because a friend in me, this is a friend in this.
02:41We'll do whatever.
02:44Hey, guys, guys, make me come, make me come.
02:50Make me come.
02:52See, now the guy has been that way.
02:55That way.
02:55That one, that one is not this one.
02:57Now the guy's car.
02:58Now he gets silver color, way packed for outside show.
03:01This one, now this now.
03:02Yes, yes, yes.
03:03Now the, now I'm going to do that.
03:05Yes, now I'm going to do that.
03:07Yes, now I'm going to do that.
03:07Eh, eh, eh, see, parouski, I don't mind.
03:10Are you sure this is a good idea?
03:12Because I don't have power.
03:13I don't want to fight.
03:13Come on, you get lost.
03:15Who doesn't want to go fight?
03:17We want to go fight?
03:17No.
03:18We want to go bitter.
03:19There are two different things.
03:21See, see.
03:22Now the guy's going to do this.
03:24Now the guy's going to do this.
03:24This guy's going to lean now.
03:26Never get muzzled.
03:26Don't get chased.
03:27We go wrong entire.
03:29Put so many hours.
03:30We'll just use our shops and then we'll come back.
03:32If you say so, make her to go out.
03:35So that people don't go, don't say,
03:38Now me send you now.
03:40They go, they go.
03:40So, see you guys.
03:41We can't give you a situation report, eh?
03:42Eh, eh, I better go, eh?
03:44Don't worry, leave her.
03:45I won't run, I won't run the streets.
03:48I'm going to go and they're from.
03:51Go fuck, man.
03:53I'm going to follow you for a bad.
03:54Are you the first slavvy guy?
03:56Alpha guy.
03:57Eh, wait.
03:57Let me call you back.
03:58Let me call you back.
03:59Alpha, alpha.
03:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me guess.
04:01Um, you guys are like one of those guys on the street coming to beg me for money.
04:04No, see, make her, make her.
04:06Wait, wait, wait, see, see.
04:07Money's my problem.
04:08I'm bullion van.
04:10Don't worry.
04:10I know what you guys want and I'll give it to you guys.
04:13See, they don't call me bullion van for nothing.
04:16AKA young chairman.
04:17Huh?
04:17That's right, that's right.
04:20This is, man, this is for you.
04:22That's $10,000 for me.
04:24Bullion van.
04:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:25Young chairman.
04:26Wait, I got it for the two of us.
04:28No, no, no, no.
04:28You guys, you don't have to teach me.
04:29Let me know.
04:30Wait, wait, just bring your money.
04:31I'll give you your suit, okay?
04:33We're not nice, you guys now.
04:35That is another thing.
04:36Bullion van.
04:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37Ah, for the left eye.
04:39That's, that's, the more you shout my name, the more money drops.
04:42Oh, bullion van.
04:43Can you imagine, who would have known that you are a very nice guy like this?
04:45This guy gets very nice heart, eh?
04:47It's, it's, you are a very kind person.
04:49This guy is a very funny person.
04:50Yeah, yeah.
04:51I'm told you that somebody now said we should come and beat him up.
04:53Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:55What did you say?
04:56Someone sent you to do what?
04:57I bet you don't mind my guy.
04:58Why don't you see money?
04:59I said that the talk, Kenny, I break without shut down.
05:01Okay, wait, see now, see.
05:02I promise you, if you tell me the truth, I'll give you extra 5,000 yen a each.
05:06I know that guy now, but see, I'm the man of my words, and I'll give you the 5,000 yen a each.
05:16Bullion van.
05:17Shout my name.
05:18Bullion van.
05:18That's all.
05:19Bullion van.
05:20Bullion van.
05:21Young shout money.
05:22Young sherman.
05:23Bullion van.
05:24Now, see, see, see.
05:25I would like to make you guys an offer.
05:26That's if you are interested.
05:28Which offer?
05:28Which offer is that?
05:29You see that guy, Patowski, I want you guys to go back and beat him up messlessly and make a video as a proof.
05:37And if you bring it back, I'll give you guys $100 each.
05:40Wait, wait, okay.
05:41You say if you got beat Patowski, you will give us $100 each?
05:44Yeah, each, each.
05:46What about you, if you kill him, how much you will give him?
05:49You say you will give us $100 each, if you want to beat him.
05:54If you kill him, if you give him $500.
05:56No, no, no, no, no, wait.
05:57I don't want you guys to commit more that.
05:58Just go to Patowski, beat him up, make a video so I can post online so that people will know that you don't joke with the young chairman.
06:05I'll see you guys later.
06:10All right.
06:13I'll see you guys later.
06:14I'll see you guys later.
06:34If you see the world, I can't beat this guy.
06:40See, I saw a hole.
06:42Now I'm not down, not down.
06:44Now I'm going to share stuff.
06:45I'm going to share stuff, man.
06:46As I fly the girl, now I'm going to trap her.
06:49I'm going to make a record record record record.
06:51I'm going to mash your head.
06:52Mash up, mash up, mash up.
06:54Oh, I got him back back.
06:56No, he's not that he knows.
06:58He's a great bitchy.
07:00I was the one that owed him now.
07:01That owed him back.
07:02It is enough.
07:02Don't kill somebody.
07:04As I beg you to finish.
07:06Now I'm going to save you.
07:07Now you're the last man.
07:07Forgive me.
07:08But now I'll grab my girl.
07:10Now twist her, twist her, twist her.
07:11You see him, sir.
07:12Now he's a white girl.
07:14You dead, day, man.
07:15You sure?
07:16Correct.
07:17Yes.
07:21I appeal very good for this thing.
07:23Well, not to pick you.
07:24Why is he showing you?
07:26Very good question.
07:27Very, very good question.
07:29So you're going to bring
07:31$100 each
07:33for two or four, hundred dollars.
07:37How would they do that one now?
07:39Where would they do dollars from?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41You see if you cannot do anything good.
07:43They are bringing fifty-fifty dollars.
07:45We manage it.
07:46Why would they talk like a person
07:48when they don't smoke something?
07:50I beg, why would they go to my mom's place?
07:52I'd go back with my mom and daddy.
07:55For all the work, I'll be, mama.
07:57Mama, lie down.
07:59Lie down, no, lie down.
08:00With due respect, just lie down.
08:03Lie down.
08:04With due respect, we won't flog you.
08:06It is not us that want to flog you.
08:08It is money that want to flog you.
08:10You know, yeah, I'm not being we won't flog you.
08:12Now, hundred, hundred dollars, I won't flog you, so.
08:15On our phone.
08:15Yes.
08:16Sure.
08:17So, that guy sent you now $200 to flog you.
08:21Yes, sir.
08:22$200 and to record this video as evidence.
08:25So, lie down, please.
08:27We do this.
08:27On camera.
08:30Oh, yeah, no.
08:32I'm going to share me $25, $25 inside the money.
08:37Make me save.
08:38Use $50, all body.
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:42Baroski.
08:43Where is that shame?
08:44You never get so proud.
08:45You won't take some from your rival money.
08:49Bullion, va.
08:50I'm not going to be my rival.
08:52I'm not going to be my rival.
08:54The flog you wear down the collar since we are down the secondary school.
08:58For free.
08:59Now, I'm not going to collect $50 for me.
09:02My baby, we can have fire.
09:04Oh, yeah.
09:05I'm not going to shake, buddy.
09:06Let me get a video.
09:08This boy does not have shame.
09:10You know, I'm going to give evidence.
09:12Barang City.
09:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:15In perpendicular angle.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Ben, check.
09:19Yeah.
09:19You guys did a very, very nice job.
09:27This is really nice, guys.
09:29At least next time now, if we know that no one messes with the young chairman, aka the bullion,
09:34The bullion, va.
09:35Say my name again.
09:35Bullion, va.
09:36Yeah, you guys are doing well.
09:37You are doing well.
09:38But, remember, now I'm supporting a month for Kiliman.
09:40What offer?
09:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:42You guys should relax.
09:44I don't want that to be the case.
09:46Bullion, va.
09:46You guys should just take a chill.
09:48Okay.
09:49So, Bullion, va.
09:51We say alpha with our hundred hundred dollars.
09:55Oh, you want the produce?
09:56Yes.
09:56That's a small thing.
09:58There's lots of cash here to do.
09:59Ah.
10:02Is this for you?
10:03No, I'll do it first.
10:04You, your eye.
10:05This is for you.
10:06Oh!
10:08Re-Benjamin, re-gola.
10:09Sure.
10:11It's better.
10:11And, so, Bullion, va.
10:13Is there anything next you want us to do for you?
10:16Yes, like, if there's any other war to do,
10:18bitch-bessly, va.
10:19Um, hello, Mr. Jerry.
10:21Aka, Bullion, va.
10:23We are from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.
10:27You are wanted at our office for questioning over some internet fraud-related crimes.
10:31Damn, man!
10:32The police are always on my case.
10:34Always chasing me around.
10:36Are these guys your colleagues in the world of internet fraud?
10:39No, I'm currently.
10:40No, no, we are not in currently.
10:41We don't know him.
10:42We're just passing that.
10:43That was a moja-grit person.
10:45We don't know him.
10:45He is the only person that can let us know if to let you go or not, right?
10:48Now, so, are they your police?
10:51Um, officers.
10:53These two guys say they are my boys.
10:55And, as a matter of fact, they are my major hitmen.
10:58If you didn't mark me, if I didn't hit me, she would go back in as much as you can.
11:03Wait, wait, wait, wait!
11:05If you're not my boys, then what are my dollars doing in your hands?
11:10You know what?
11:11That is enough evidence.
11:13Take them away.
11:13To be honest with you.
11:16To be honest with you.
11:17Oh, you're not my...
11:18Hey, hey, hey!
11:19Hey, hey!
11:19Set to him.
11:20Hey!
11:26No, we're not all.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35So that you will see all our episodes, old and new ones.
11:40Even the ones that whenever I shoot, you will see them there.