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00:00ah ah you know the demonism just like that ah
00:09why you tell you go go build for that kind this thing now no go mention they talk for video
00:19they'll be educators on tv no build on top illegal structure why
00:22you know they're not dead in this area you know they're not dead in this area
00:30who's always in the car they prepare are you being sent to you for a minute are you wishing me bad
00:35which one is in the car they prepare prepare for waiting
00:39baba i bet i believe in a play make you stop at which kind of pattern be that
00:42so then i wish me bad luck you want to wish me bad luck
00:47uh-huh julie they want to come and demolish this house
00:52they won't demolish the house if they won't demolish the house why not if you go left
00:56katakata and you make you find giga make you pull down the house by yourself
01:00that's not it's because of what i hear you saying on the phone just now
01:03so that we will know and we will start to pack our things pack our road fast fast
01:07i've been seeing plenty video on social media yeah they are demolishing plenty
01:11people also let us know if they are coming here too
01:14that one way talk so now one begin the pack he good pack go i don't need to hear again before
01:20i don't tire but i was with government in the demolish the house where he did on top of
01:25kana i beat the one where he said they build under power line i beat us when you don't get
01:30government certified papers and then the demolish nobody with this guy house are you sure
01:36are you sure hackman are you normal are you normal because me can i ask you my house
01:41you don't see nobody let your house because i know why i'm saying that too
01:45hey all the man and i we have been planning that oh the house rent that we owe let us gather money
01:50and come and pay part of it which is good it's beginning to look like it's going to be bad
01:54right now because if we come and demolish the house why will we now pay you let us go and use our
01:58money to do something else drink we are interested for something he is looking like it's going to be
02:03bad for us to be smart in this matter if you know that they will come and demolish it let us say
02:18the house and share the money fast fast hey come and take your own part i'm not telling you my
02:21oh well i know come and take your own share of the house okay now we don't say that make you come
02:27take your own share have you give me the bobo robin figure papa pay you know pay pack you know pack
02:34i don't have a phone i don't say i don't say i don't say that you do that they do i don't say
02:39not you do that they take stage this house and the thing goes through a spire hey
02:57don't mind i'm not though i heard him talking on the phone with somebody he was saying that oh
03:02that uh government they are demolishing illegal building up and down
03:08and i'm saying oh hang on hope they will not come and demolish this household that was the only
03:12question i've asked him he was just there to get angry anyhow oh wow this demolition of us is this
03:20i watched him online oh if you see the videos five five houses five five house where you know of
03:26him before he could die and demolish all of them they see all of them demolish them then they don't
03:31they crash like marriages you see that house that we were planning to give landlord next month
03:37i will say we should hold on to the end of the year because imagine that we got that money
03:41we are giving a lot as elsewhere we play elsewhere this week now following week they come and demolish
03:46this house stories that touch with us there
03:49one idea just hit me i don't mean entire town what are they just what better idea just hits me if we
04:00run a man hey which idea is that one yeah if we run this racket very well if it's not well well before
04:10the end of this one two of us go buy lamborghini two two two two lamborghini yes i'll buy white and black
04:17lamborghini urma no be rambo lamborghini that's what i said now lamborghini lamborghini
04:24lamborghini no be rambo that's what i said you are right you are right you are right you are right so you
04:30go follow my lead mode yes now what's the racket i will follow your lead now so the plan we say
04:36ashwale i want me to start our own demolition company yes yes we'll form our own demolition
04:43company that's it with the demolish house this will be demolition agents okay then we won't go
04:48area where we put what we say people not too wise illiterate people and we're not too wise like that
04:54not too sharp like you you know like your kind of people area okay and then we will go so what we'll
05:00go there now we'll call and they say look we are from demolition agency gonna don't mark on a hack of
05:06demolition okay i'll name there our list if you not pay if they settle us we'll tell us we'll go office
05:13go commode your address and then from the demolition
05:16oh the man you are right
05:18tutu lamborghini tutu lamborghini oh the man
05:22not the rambo now not the shots rambo now la say la la lamborghini
05:29lamborghini you are right lamborghini you're right tutu lamborghini
05:38okay so what did the child tell me to say god meant to walk on demolish my house
05:42oh god you're shouting yeah you need to calm down
05:46this is your house has been
05:49it's an illegal structure
05:50how is this one content with illegal structure
05:54no that's that which one is uh how this one contains the illegal structure
05:57no no wait wait now are you trying to question or argue with the government
06:01oh i just want i just want know how the house went around for over 32 years
06:05suddenly become illegal structure don't worry now by the time the rudos are come next week to
06:10diminish the house now that we explain to you how it is illegal
06:13no no no mr lala let me tell you something that you don't know let me teach you some sense
06:18the many years of methuselah cannot be equated to that of the wisdom of solomon wisdom wisdom
06:25instead of you to be talking to us talk to us man to man so that we can rap on know how to help you
06:30you are shining your hand
06:31no leave it you are shining your hand shouting
06:33no no no no no no how will you take help me so that government nobody will destroy my house
06:37eh
06:39We have said sex now.
06:40We have many houses we have brudosed.
06:42How many houses have happened?
06:44Last week, you know.
06:45It's like 853.
06:46That was brudosed.
06:48You are lucky.
06:49Now you are speaking our language.
06:51See, this is what is going to happen.
06:52If you cooperate with us, we can help you remove your address from the list of the houses that you want to come and demolish.
06:59Because on this street, you know, 10 houses are going down.
07:04See, we want to help you.
07:07Based on your structure, 2 million.
07:10If you give us 2 million, we'll settle our house.
07:13We'll settle ourself.
07:14Your house is safe.
07:15I don't get 2 million naira.
07:17You understand?
07:19But I'll fit $500,000 by weekend.
07:25Well, you'll bring advance from that $500,000.
07:28You cannot go empty and wait till you get it.
07:31But the thing they say, all the money we have in my account now, you know past $12,000.
07:35But by weekend, I think that I'd like better $500,000 given.
07:41$300,000?
07:42You are poor.
07:43You are broke.
07:44Mufus.
07:45Are you calling yourself a landlord?
07:46It's the $12,000 cash.
07:48Because if you say we should go and we drop on POS now, they will remove charges.
07:52If you talk to your tenant, let them bring something.
07:54Maybe they will help them.
07:55Oh.
07:57Mufus.
07:57Mufus.
07:57Mufus.
07:58Mufus.
07:58This is a debt market.
08:11No, no big.
08:12What's the thing that they do?
08:13Yes, please, sir, excuse us, let us know.
08:25It's 88.
08:26Everything.
08:27Yes, sir.
08:28Oh, we will not be, what's the one that they do?
08:30Why do not they mention my house?
08:32Oh, well, this is Ackman, Inspector Ackman, and I'm a senior inspector.
08:37You are from the Ministry of Urban and Housing Development.
08:42Yes.
08:43I don't know how to say development to all of our house.
08:47In Eremans language, we work for the state government, and we are the demolition crew.
08:53What's in our words?
08:55Oh, nice morning.
08:57We are sorry, with a heavy heart.
09:02We want to announce to you that the government has discovered that your heart is an illegal
09:08infrastructure.
09:09Yes.
09:10And it has to be demolished.
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13I understand what you are talking about.
09:14In Eremans language, the government wants to bring down your house.
09:19Your house is going down.
09:20Yes.
09:21Because the government wants to be head over a bridge.
09:22Overhead bridge.
09:23That's what I said.
09:24Overhead bridge.
09:25Head over bridge.
09:26And then overfly.
09:27Fly over.
09:28Fly over.
09:29Fly over.
09:30That's what I said.
09:31Overfly bridge.
09:32So that it will connect from this place to cross river.
09:33Direct.
09:34From a lab right from here to cross river.
09:35Yes.
09:36Yes.
09:37Yes.
09:38God bless us or loves my house.
09:39It is not commode.
09:40It is not commode.
09:41Why is it commode?
09:42That is too romantic.
09:43Yes.
09:44You are to level it.
09:45You level the house.
09:46Yes.
09:47Now the only house in my husband lives give me before I die, oh.
09:50The home does not coincide on nothing.
09:51It does not coincide on nothing.
09:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:53We're going there.
09:54So I just have to go over.
09:55Over there.
09:56Over there.
09:57Over there.
09:58Over there.
09:59Over there.
10:00Over there.
10:01Over there.
10:02Over there.
10:03Over there.
10:04So I will just stop barking up mama because last way the bulldozer is coming.
10:07And you will not like the sound of the bulldozer.
10:10Wait.
10:11Wait.
10:12No matter.
10:13No.
10:14There is no need to do.
10:15Hey.
10:16Come there.
10:17Come there.
10:18See.
10:19See.
10:20Madam.
10:21Come there.
10:22Madam.
10:23Madam.
10:24Madam.
10:25Madam.
10:26Madam.
10:27Madam.
10:28Madam.
10:29Madam.
10:31Madam.
10:32Madam.
10:33Madam.
10:34Madam.
10:35Madam.
10:36I have to do this.
10:37Madam.
10:38Madam.
10:39Madam.
10:40I know.
10:41I have to do this to you now.
10:42I said we are taked in here.
10:44Wake up.
10:45Wake up.
10:46Wake up.
10:47Now wake up.
10:48OK.
10:49What this road with her.
10:50No buts though. No buts!
10:52Which one is me buts?
10:54My people!
10:56Help me back.
10:58They walk amongst my house.
11:00They walk amongst your body in your house!
11:02No, Dad, you do that for people
11:04where they spoil people outside, you know man?
11:06Tell them to be a fake religion.
11:08Let me explain to you, man.
11:10That she has to go to the building.
11:12Let me come at you.
11:14Let me be the fake agent, baby.
11:16No, no, no police station.
11:18This land, no way, let me see what's happened in the history of fact Fish Roma.
11:22What's man?
11:24Unless a little bit let's live on the road.
11:26Let's live this because I wish I had anything.
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