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Akpan and Oduma TV
  • 5/3/2025
#Nollywood #comedy #English

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Fun
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00:00Hello. Good afternoon. Good afternoon, officer. Sean. I'm not an officer. Why are you not wearing
00:22the soldier's uniform now? This is not a soldier's uniform. I'm a youth couple. Oh. The thing
00:30used to confuse me now. The uniform looks like I'm a uniform. Okay. Please, I'm looking
00:35for my brother. My other brother, Odoma. Odoma. In this place. This is the address he gave
00:46me. Please, you know him. Ah, see. You are in the wrong place here. Because Odoma that
00:52I know can never, never be your brother. Go and look for another Odoma again. You know
00:57what? Please, just take me to the Odoma that you know. Eh? Okay. No problem now. But
01:04you will see that I am right and you are wrong. Okay. Odoma cannot be your brother. I will
01:09carry your back for you. Okay. Thank you. No problem. Come.
01:16Hello, brother Odoma. Hello. So, what do you mean last week now you said you didn't
01:24come to Lagos? No. Uh-uh. I called you last week to tell you I have been posted to Ibada
01:29for my youth service. And I will be coming to Lagos to stay for two weeks. Hey, I forget
01:34them first. It's all your journey. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Wait. Is he your brother? True,
01:39true. Yes, no. He is my brother. Ha. This one is a miracle. Miracle. Miracle. I will be
01:46so, meaning what? Odoma. I can find a girl like this be your sister. Wait. Are you sure
01:53your mother did not adopt you? Don't call us swap. We don't worry you. Hello. Meet my
01:59roommate, Akban. Oh, I should have known. Hello, Uncle Akban. Nice to meet you. Okay, Uncle,
02:07just call me Akban. Okay. Welcome to our house. What would you like to eat and drink? I'm very
02:13good cook. I'll be carrying a bag of that side. Come on, welcome. Sit down, sit down, sit down,
02:22sit down. You're my sister bag. I want to have it carry. Apa. What are you going to cook? I want
02:34to make an egosy soup and a bag for error. Remember you are telling this morning, say,
02:41I'm going to do small soup, I'm going to have a red soup. You say you're not going to get
02:45one of that. How are you going to get money to buy all this is what you're going to cook now?
02:48See, Urma, forget that one. That one is none of your business. See, Urma, your sister is very
02:55fine, no. Why are you going to shine teeth like roasted goat? See, Urma, you know that you and I,
03:01we have been friends for a long time. And I saw you are here. See, I think it's time for us to now
03:07take our relationship further from friendship. Now, let me now become your inro. You want me
03:14black thunder fire you, Abhi? I'm serious. I'm serious. You say black thunder must fire you if you think
03:21she's not near my sister. If not, I will use you to learn how to commit murder. No, no, no,
03:27try. I'm going to cook more. They're going to show up, Jari. My sister is shining.
03:33How can I be your inro? Which inro? You.
03:37How can I be your inro? Call this for you. One blow fire, blow fire, blow fire, blow me, quit down.
03:57Brother Urma, Aquan and I would like to discuss something with you. Why two of
04:02like two blind beggars when they lead each other to hell? You see, Urma,
04:10Eral and I have decided to come and tell you officially that we are in love.
04:16Yes, Brother Urma, Aquan is the man of my dreams and I love you so much.
04:24You need to wake up from that nightmare, not be dreaming, because it's not going to happen.
04:28Eh? The law. So after all the money that they spent on you to send you to go to university,
04:35to represent the family, now this mistake, this, this would have been a rejected sacrifice,
04:40now you are talking about marriage, which, you see, Urma, it is true love that I love our home,
04:45it is true love you, and it is marriage that I want to marry her. See, I'm even ready to be paying you a
04:51bad price, even if I have to be giving you 20, 29, everything. The thunder will go fire you,
04:55will call me 20, 29 and a note. See, if I love you, if I love you, your heart will shift
05:01out your waist. Uh-uh, we'll do my now. Uh-huh. It's not our fault. It's my heart. My heart
05:08chose to love him. Let me say your heart get fucked. Your heart get fucked. I will need to do,
05:13Sergei give you. I'm not going to allow you at all to, to marry this Mr. Akbar. You won't make me cry.
05:20I will cry for you. Akbar, you, you. See, eh, eh, I'm afraid you, I'm afraid you can't do anything
05:25about it, though. You can't do anything. What do you mean by, I don't do anything about her?
05:31I'm pregnant for her.
05:32Bola Bola Bola Bola Bola.
05:48I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!
05:50you know that I still don't believe that it reminds you brother true he's my brother now
06:06he looks like my dad and I need my mom your mommy must be a very beautiful man
06:13you know that if I have someone like you as my girlfriend like this here I would
06:22be good to like seven different church to go and do Thanksgiving plus even more
06:26except hello time for you to go back to the and that's what you call for that
06:43I don't reach so but I will do my way now because the future of our family
06:49generation is at stake I don't want to allow you to increase poverty for this
06:56our family take your time take your time take your time
07:07I don't want to allow you to generate a shot
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