crocodile mouth

Akpan and Oduma TV

#Nollywood #comedy #English

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00:00Father Lord, it's the beginning of another day.

00:06Oh Lord, please, I don't want to get into trouble today.

00:10Father Lord, please, I don't want to follow Oruma's lead today.

00:13Give me the sense to say no when Oruma says that I should follow his lead.

00:17Oh Lord, please, come and bless me today.

00:19Even if it is 100 million you send my way, I will manage it, oh Lord.

00:24I have hustled too much in this lay God, Father Lord.

00:27In this lay God, oh Lord, I have hustled plenty.

00:29Even if it is 100 million, you say, oh, you give me to compensate my hustle, I will collect it.

00:35In the name of the Almighty, I have prayed today.

00:38Amen.

00:41Pastor Hotspur in the building of Eta.

00:47Hallelujah.

00:48Hallelujah.

00:49Idiot, have a.

00:51So what did they pray today?

00:52So everything is okay?

00:53Each and this, everything is okay.

00:55Prayer is the key now.

00:56It's very important, Oruma.

00:57It is not by power or by mind.

00:59It's my prayer.

01:00Hmm.

01:00That's true.

01:01True talk.

01:02True talk.

01:02Oh yeah.

01:03Now when you don't finish prayer, I'm going to go find our daily bakery, oh.

01:06Because daily bread is not the rich shop again, oh.

01:08I'm not going anywhere with you, Oruma.

01:10Ah.

01:11Why?

01:12I am not following your lead again.

01:13Today and forever, man.

01:14I don't want to follow your lead, Oruma.

01:16Ah.

01:17Man, you believe your prayer is just a kabash everywhere.

01:20You're not going to load you like 100 million.

01:23Eh?

01:23Okay.

01:24If you say, if it's not for this house now, it's your dream, you're going to carry back

01:27up, or you're going to give you.

01:29You know what I'm saying?

01:30I'll shoot money there.

01:31We're going to shoot and a crocodile mask is there for this shit.

01:34Let me see if you don't ask you, let's see money.

01:35Ah, we need to shoot camp for the crocodile mask.

01:38If we lose some fingers, it's not me, it's fine.

01:39We'll collect something.

01:40That's why I'm tired of getting into trouble.

01:43Because every time I follow you out like this, I must get into trouble.

01:47And I'm not in the mood.

01:48I don't want to get into trouble again.

01:49So I'm not going anywhere.

01:51No way.

01:51Now, what for you, Akbar?

01:53You don't know whether today our goats go boll cow, or our father will lay boll egg.

01:59Akbar, not let devil confuse you.

02:00You can't deceive you.

02:01You can't lose opportunity for strato.

02:04Now, our miracle day.

02:07After you don't pray like this.

02:10Say amen again.

02:14Say amen.

02:14Make me like you believe.

02:16Amen.

02:17Amen.

02:18Somebody shout out a lawyer.

02:21Hallelujah.

02:25Angelina, she gave me $100,000 in cash and some goodies.

02:32Hey, take my traveling bag and I had to follow you to talk soon.

02:35Come on.

02:36Yes.

02:37We will go.

02:38That kind to I do like.

02:39Come on for the road.

02:42We will go.

02:43No, we will go.

02:45No, we will go.

02:46Is this?

02:46No, this side.

02:48Yes, it's that side.

02:49Hey, I don't forget something.

02:50I don't forget something for the exception.

02:52I will call you back.

02:53Hey, where do you call?

02:54Where do you call?

02:55This is my life.

02:57Not too much excitement.

02:58I need to go to shadow for me.

03:00We need to move that money when they buy 100,000.

03:02I'm scared.

03:04If she got to come out.

03:05This is not the time to be scared.

03:07You know when she mentioned 100,000?

03:09One of the same money digs,

03:10that mask for street.

03:12You just be scared of me.

03:13Now I go to shadow.

03:14Go to shadow.

03:15We need to go to the house.

03:16Shadow, please.

03:17Doesn't that mean anything remaining?

03:26I don't think I expected them to get them off

03:31I'll feed them off

03:36I get on

03:39I got my nghi We go

03:41Are you afraid?

03:44How are you?

03:45Exactly.

03:54Ah.

04:04Yes.

04:05Ruma, finally enter Crocodile Mautu.

04:15Hello, Ruma.

04:25How far now? Where are you now?

04:27Ackman, now you say boot is spread like this.

04:30Ha.

04:31Ruma, you are in serious trouble. I hope you know that.

04:33Ackman, I want to see trouble now. Don't laugh how they see you.

04:38Don't laugh.

04:39But once you open the boot, Ruma, and she see you, she will shout teeth on your head. I hope you know that.

04:44Ackman, the moment she's slow dancing, she's back.

04:48As she can't open this boot, you have to take some and sort of come inside there.

04:52Before she go, you know what's happening and don't take off.

04:55Oh, that's a good plan. So will we meet at Omabi?

04:58Meet you for which?

04:59Who?

05:00Ackman.

05:01From here. They go to Nosh Hotel, from here at the Yackba.

05:03Which one is Yackba now, Ruma? You want to do a Yackba without me? What kind of talk is that?

05:07Ruma, you follow me enter.

05:09Ruma, you are forgetting that I am your brother from another mother.

05:14You are forgetting that.

05:16You will go find that brother and another mother.

05:18That's a teach.

05:19It's not a man.

05:20I need to go. I need to go make a picture myself.

05:22Ruma, Ruma, wait.

05:24Bye.

05:25Ruma?

05:26Yeah, of course. What type of thing is this one now, God? And I've prayed this one, yo. I told you to give me big money.

05:33But I think I'm the one that make mistake.

05:36When I was praying, I should have said, oh, as you are giving me big money, yo, give me big trouble.

05:41Because it's like big money and trouble. They come hand in hand now.

05:44Baba, I'm telling you, to look for another person that will use for money ritual, it's no easy, yo. It's no easy.

05:52You have to find, yo. You see, all the goods and money which they give you, that's why you don't compare to what you're supposed to get now.

06:01Once you bring somebody as a sacrifice, you can see, say, this money now, pure water.

06:07Thank you. I'll keep searching. Meanwhile, let me give you your own share of the money.

06:14Hey, good girl. The girls go on, we'll deal with you.

06:22Who are you and what are you doing in my boots?

06:24Actually, I don't know how to sleep with my room.

06:30I don't know how to see myself inside boots. I don't know how to reach you.

06:34Oh, really?

06:35My girl.

06:36I told you, say, the girls go on, we'll deal with you.

06:41See the way they bring the sacrifice.

06:43Sacrifice?

06:44I'm a show soon. I don't have a sacrifice.

06:46Show soon?

06:47Oh, yeah.

06:48I'm a show soon, I'm a show soon.

06:49Eh?

06:50Oh, brother, did you?

06:51I'm a show soon, sir.

06:52Come on, my girl. It's quick, quick.

06:55I'm a show soon.

06:57Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

06:59Ah, ah, ah.

07:00Ah, ah, ah, ah.

07:01Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

07:03Ah, ah, ah, ah.

07:04Ah, ah, ah, ah.

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