Akpan & Oduma: Politics Money Wahala

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Akpan and Oduma dive into the madness of political money in this hilarious skit. Watch how greed, confusion, and ambition collide in classic comedy style. Like, comment, and share if you can relate!

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00:00So, Afan, how have you been?

00:06Uncle Sabo, I have not been fine at all at all.

00:10I've been suffering seriously in this rigors.

00:13And even for this, my friend Oduma, that we have been struggling together.

00:17I would have gone back to the village, you.

00:20Hmm, I see.

00:22So, how do you want me to help you?

00:25I want you to help us, so that we will stop to suffer.

00:29Hmm, what do you guys have?

00:33I mean, academic qualification, or what skills do you have?

00:39Skills?

00:41Yes, so that I will know how to help you in your area of specialization.

00:47Skills. Skills? Oduma, do you have skills?

00:53Which guy has skills?

00:55We won't make you just help us arrange one big contract.

01:01Not to construct or tarot.

01:03Do you know about road construction?

01:05Or do you have an engineering thing that handles such huge projects?

01:10No.

01:11Then how do you intend to handle the contract?

01:17We don't intend to handle the contract now.

01:20We don't plan to execute them.

01:23We just want me to give us the money more shopper.

01:26Yes.

01:27Are you kidding me?

01:31No, no.

01:32You are not kidding you.

01:33You want you to give us like...

01:35Give us like...

01:37Five million naira.

01:39You fool!

01:40Who can I get five million naira?

01:42We don't talk of like three hundred and fifteen million.

01:44We don't talk of five million naira.

01:46Sir, I beg my mind is your brother.

01:49Poverty don't affect in brain.

01:51You look at like three hundred and fifty million and above.

01:56Three hundred and fifty...

01:58Million naira and above.

02:00It's hell.

02:01Young man, what did you say your name is?

02:05My name is Oduma Organa Akbobo.

02:10But I see your English name in case you go need them.

02:12So why would I be needing your English name po?

02:14In case you want you show us a check of three hundred and fifty million naira.

02:18So that you go write the name in full.

02:20My bank not cause they give us problem.

02:22Hey!

02:23Which can you check?

02:24You don't know anything though.

02:25Politicians don't give people shareko.

02:27It is cash.

02:28It will they give us.

02:29No, no.

02:30Not true, not true.

02:31Let me say you could just go here and go.

02:33Listen to me, what of you.

02:36I don't know what you think public office is about.

02:39But you have been clearly misinformed.

02:42Peace and promise.

02:44No one has once contracted to a pro and to a complete ignorance like you guys.

02:51My position as a public servant is about service to the fearful.

02:57So why you don't want to give us share for the national cake now?

03:02Because Ahwan is my family.

03:05I will be willing to employ both of you in a domestic capacity.

03:11And that is the best I can do.

03:14Which one is domestic capacity again?

03:16To help around the house.

03:18As houseboys, I'll be.

03:20Domestic staff.

03:21Not the package. Houseboys, not houseboys.

03:24Which can you serve with that one, our minister?

03:26I am afraid that is the best I can do for both of you in this circumstance.

03:31Eh, okay. Uncle, please. Don't be angry.

03:34Yeah, give us like, ehm, like 10 million naira.

03:37Not the coronary amount.

03:38How you would cost more amount? I'll give slap.

03:41See, I bet minister nervous.

03:44Would you look at least like, give us like 200 million?

03:48Politicians, they get money.

03:50Listen to me, both of you.

03:52I am not in office to wastefully distribute public funds that is meant for public projects.

04:00I am here to serve the people and that is what I will do.

04:04You'll be stingy politician now.

04:06You're supposed to share the money carelessly like everybody they do.

04:09Wah, wah.

04:10Ghana must go everywhere.

04:13It is not like that anymore.

04:15And that is if it was ever like that.

04:18It is a new era and we are all working towards a better Nigeria.

04:24Ackman, this is your brother, eh?

04:26He stingy, die.

04:28Look where they go.

04:30You want to help us?

04:32Come here, come here.

04:38Come here, come here, come here.

04:40I made it cool.

04:41I made it cool.

04:42Did you forget any tea?

04:44You didn't have transport money?

04:49Far enough is like one million naira multi-transport go-house.

05:01house what up you get out of my house

05:06if you don't leave I will ask the security to throw you out get out of my

05:11money and your money get out of my house I said the vote of you get out of my

05:18house now or else I'll call the security to come and throw you out okay

05:22security you don't give us anything you don't give us anything get out of my

05:27house

05:31you know you last year you can give us the money you're telling him to give us

05:36300 you know you're not going to shop outside if you give us the money

05:39yeah 50 billion as if it is your father

05:44you don't come out

05:55is it just two years ago here that all of us were us together looking for money up

06:03and down yeah my guys forget that you know is there anything you see here now

06:08yeah it's God and the man we got this house Chief Sabu

06:14this man this TG man no he's not stingy in fact I was working as his domestic staff

06:23before and it was true that job I met some of his politician friends you know and

06:28because of my diligence they just started giving me small small contract and from

06:32there big ones came to you is it true as in do you mean it yes now the man was

06:42there for me all the wire he was even the one that advised me to resign my job

06:47with him so I can focus on this contract thing and then he took a party for me I

06:53was just passing by as I decided to stop over to say hello to him so you make the

06:59decision and this man make you a muscle a man without fumble why what happened

07:08now you see you will not understand though you will not understand this stupid

07:13old man he has fumble us inside here who from the W 12 us fumble is it not you

07:18how you are saying you will give us 350 million

07:21now you follow for your friends side you follow your friends side is it your father

07:24no you politician saying you will give us 350 million

07:28now you will see you later you will find my stuff

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