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The Dick Emery Show S17E02
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00:00chemel
00:02場面
00:04drops
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00:28MUSIC PLAYS
00:57Hey, hey.
01:02Hey, that's great, that's all right, eh?
01:05Oh, hey, that's great, this is.
01:07Don't do that.
01:10It's a service.
01:27Hey, look, look, Dad.
01:31There's a female horse.
01:33Who are you?
01:35The one with the enormous big... big...
01:42That, son, is a camel.
01:45Oh.
01:57I do love the circus, don't you, Vicko?
02:00Oh, most certainly, yes.
02:02Good, clean, heavenly and a tint.
02:05No smut-off gestures.
02:07I'm thinking of coming tonight and bringing my choir boys.
02:18Would you like one, Vicko?
02:20Oh, just generous of you.
02:22That's me.
02:25On the other hand, I might come by myself
02:27and bring my binoculars.
02:41Oh, look at that magnificent beast.
02:46He's a big or any man of...
02:49...miss.
02:52Whacking great ears he's got.
02:56Whacking great everything, I should think.
03:00Imagine what would happen if he got hold of you.
03:02He'd sling you on the ground and walk on over you
03:05with those big feet.
03:07Oh, marvellous.
03:10What's marvellous about an elephant trampling on you?
03:13I was talking about the elephant.
03:15You!
03:20You!
03:21Wrong!
03:22Over here!
03:23Whoo!
03:25Get over that, love.
03:27What?
03:28Me?
03:33You're bigger than ever.
03:35How are you?
03:36Did you get those dumbbells?
03:37The extra heavy ones?
03:38Oh, yes, love.
03:39I've got them here.
03:40There you are.
03:42Oh!
03:44Weakling.
03:46Oh, so.
03:47Dad, I want to go.
03:58What, again?
04:00You only went ten minutes ago.
04:02No, I mean I want to go to the circus.
04:03What?
04:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:05You're just a kid at heart, aren't you, eh?
04:07Yeah.
04:08You want to see the clowns and the acrobats?
04:10I want something else to know.
04:11What?
04:12See the jugglers and the trapeze, aren't you?
04:14No.
04:15What then?
04:16I want to nick an elephant.
04:20You want to steal an elephant?
04:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:23You're having me on, aren't you?
04:24No, no.
04:25No, you all said I could have a pit.
04:27You promised I could have one.
04:28Yeah, but I mean a tortoise or a goldfish.
04:30I mean, what's your mum going to do if we take home an elephant?
04:33Nothing, Mum.
04:34She'd probably make us two of it.
04:37Yeah, I suppose she would.
04:39Come on, Dad.
04:40Be a sport.
04:41You're always marvellous at nicking things.
04:43Oh, no.
04:45All right, then.
04:46We'll have it away with one.
04:47Good.
04:48I don't know.
04:49You're a little rascal, eh?
04:50Ha, ha.
04:51The thing you talk me into.
04:53Come on, then.
04:54All right, Dad.
05:00Everything OK, Harry?
05:03Yeah, boss.
05:05Hey, the animal's all right, George?
05:07Sure, no problem.
05:10Over you go, Roger.
05:11Come on, over.
05:13Well, you can start setting up, then.
05:14Is the casual labour here yet?
05:16Well, that looks like they're arriving now.
05:21I'll sort them out.
05:22See what he says.
05:23I meant that.
05:28Here, you lot.
05:29You from the labour exchange?
05:30That's right, Gav.
05:31Do you know what you're here for?
05:32Yeah, we've got to help put up the big top.
05:34Right.
05:35Report to that bloke over there.
05:36He'll tell you what to do.
05:37Right.
05:40Oi!
05:42There's not supposed to be eight of you.
05:43Oh, there's two others following on behind.
05:47Now's our chance, son.
05:48We can get him without paying and maybe make a few quid.
05:50And nick an elephant as well.
05:52Yeah, boys!
05:54Stay home.
05:55Otherwise everyone will want one, won't they?
05:57That's right.
06:07Pardon me, are you gentlemen part of the group from the labour?
06:09Yes.
06:10Excellent.
06:12I'm the proprietor of this circus and this is my son, Gaylord.
06:15I'll watch her.
06:17I've already put the other men to work but I've got a special job for you two.
06:20Worth a quid on the side.
06:23You know Fav Throp's the chemist?
06:26No.
06:28At the other end of Giffnock Street?
06:31No, but we can ask.
06:33Good lad.
06:35Go down there, pick up 56 bottles of cough mixture.
06:3856?
06:39Yes.
06:40The giraffe's got a sore throat.
06:45Tell him to put it on the bill.
06:47Take your time.
06:49Have a cup of tea on the way.
06:53OK, Charlie, leave it there.
06:55Two of us reporting for work.
06:56All right.
06:57All right.
06:58Go and join that other lot.
07:06Hey!
07:07Come on.
07:08That's it.
07:09We're all beginning to get the hang of it.
07:15All right, Dad.
07:16I think we're nearly there.
07:17All right.
07:18That's it.
07:19There, a bit.
07:21Lift down, Dad.
07:31Hurry up.
07:32Hurry up.
07:33Shift yourself.
07:34Me mother will be at home waiting for her tea.
07:37Coming, my dear.
07:49That's right.
07:50Vent your nasty temper on a poor defenceless woman.
07:53You caught me behind the ear with that tin of bait beans.
07:56Sorry, my dear.
07:57Of course it would never end to your head, would it?
07:58Oh, no.
08:00Beg pardon?
08:01Too selfish by half.
08:02That's your trouble.
08:04All you ever think about is gallivanting to the pub with your boozy friends,
08:07making eyes at the girls and ogling the barmaid.
08:12But I haven't been to the pub since Miss Tag Night 26 years ago, dear.
08:17Even then you came with me.
08:19Your life is one constant round of enjoyment.
08:23Well, tonight, you're going to give me a bit of pleasure for a change.
08:30What's it, Dad?
08:31You're going to bring me to see this circus.
08:36Oh, I adore the rock-bearing butt rider.
08:39I love watching them galloping about.
08:42I could have gone in for that, you know.
08:44If I hadn't wasted my time on you.
08:45That's if you can find anybody to ride you.
08:48That's if you can find anybody to ride you.
08:49That's if you can find anybody to ride you.
08:50That's it, son.
08:51You keep going.
08:52I'll take over if you get tired.
08:55Not that you will.
08:56Nearly there, son.
08:57Nearly there, son.
08:58That's it.
08:59You keep going.
09:00A few more turns.
09:01Then we can both take a rest.
09:02I'll take over if you get tired.
09:03I'll take over if you get tired.
09:04Not that you will.
09:05Nearly there, son.
09:06A few more turns.
09:07Then we can both take a rest.
09:08Don't let go of that handle, mate, whatever you do.
09:19Eh?
09:20What do you say, Dad?
09:21He says, don't let go of that handle.
09:22Oh, dear man.
09:24I won't get tired.
09:25Not that you will.
09:26Nearly there, son.
09:27A few more turns.
09:28Then we can both take a rest.
09:31Don't let go of that handle, mate, whatever you do.
09:33Eh?
09:34What'd he say, Dad?
09:35What did he say, Dad?
09:36He says, don't let go of her handle.
09:38Oh, I won't, Dad. Scouts on her.
09:53Hey.
09:54Yes?
09:54Two tickets for this afternoon and make sure they're good ones.
09:58That'll be five pounds, please.
10:00Chief at half the price.
10:02Come on, Minji. Get your money out.
10:05He hasn't spent a penny on me since the day we were married.
10:07Really?
10:10That's not true.
10:12Her father even made me pay for the shotgun.
10:24I say.
10:26Yeah?
10:27Um, what day of the, uh, thingamy is it?
10:31Friday?
10:32No, Monday.
10:33Oh, so we're in Crackton now, Brentwood.
10:36Oh, good.
10:37I like Brentwood.
10:38Spent by, um, what do you call it?
10:41Honeymoon in Brentwood.
10:43Or was it Bournemouth?
10:45Is that in Scotland?
10:48Must have been Chomsford, then.
10:50Um, any idea which way I go for the, um, what's the name?
10:54Big Top.
10:55That's it.
10:56That way.
10:57Oh, very good of you, sir, Fred.
11:00Of course.
11:01See you later.
11:03Stan.
11:11See the new act that's just on the circus?
11:13Yeah.
11:13He's my brother.
11:15A marvellous performer.
11:16What does he do exactly?
11:17He's Nemo, the memory man.
11:18Programmes, programmes, get your programmes here.
11:26Hurry up, hurry up.
11:30We don't want to miss nothing.
11:32Programmes, get your programmes here.
11:34What about?
11:35Programmes, programmes.
11:36I wish you'd look where you're going, lady.
11:42How dare you talk to me like that?
11:44Hey, when you were going to stand idly by and see me insulted?
11:54Look here.
11:55You'd better apologise to my good lady before I fetch you one.
12:00Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:02Serves your eye, dopey, duck-dead.
12:03Next time, you'll pick somebody your own size.
12:10Whatcha?
12:15That should be a piece of cake, this.
12:17I mean, an elephant can't be hard to find, can it, hey?
12:20Great big enormous things.
12:21It's not like looking for fleas, eh?
12:23That's right, yeah.
12:24I mean, if your hair was full of elephants,
12:26you'd soon know all about it, wouldn't you?
12:30Yeah, yeah.
12:32Now, look, let's split our forces.
12:33You go that way, I'll go this way.
12:35We'll meet back here, okay?
12:36Hi, hi, Dad.
12:37Hi, hi, Dad.
12:37Bye.
12:38Bye.
12:39Bye.
12:55Bye.
12:56Bye.
12:58Hello, you're a camel, aren't you?
13:18I know, because my dad told me.
13:20Oh, you're a little beauty.
13:48Dad, Dad, I found one.
14:05And now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the part of tonight's show
14:08where we invite a member of the audience to become a circus performer.
14:13Would any young lady care to ride this magnificent horse?
14:17Come along now. Any lady is to step into the circus ring for a few moments.
14:22Now, don't you go volunteering, my love.
14:24I'd be terrified to see you on the back of that huge thing.
14:27You? You're terrified of your own shadow?
14:30Let go of me. I'll show you what I can do.
14:33Here.
14:34Superwoman over there. Thank you very much.
14:36We're going to fit this lady in as well.
14:38You'd better sit down, miss. Do as you're told before I flatten you.
14:42That's it. Go this way.
14:46Are you quite sure you want to ride the horse?
14:48I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
14:50Go on. Get on with it, young man.
14:52Very well, madam. Over there, please. Thank you very much.
14:56Now, naturally, we can't allow our gallant lady volunteer to come to any harm,
15:01so we're fitting her with a harness for her own safety.
15:05Right now.
15:07Perhaps you'd like to go and run the horse.
15:10Okay, he goes.
15:18Step back, madam. Get a good run on the horse. Off you go.
15:28Fair of you, sorry. I think something must have gone stuck around.
15:31Step this way, please. Can we give the lady a leg up? That's it.
15:37Just hold the handle there.
16:01That's it, madam, now.
16:02All right. Well done. Right.
16:04There you go.
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:07Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:10Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:18Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:20Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:26Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:40Oh!
16:42Oh!
16:43Oh!
16:44Oh!
16:45A child's maddening.
16:46Oh!
16:47Oh!
16:48Oh...
16:49That wasn't so bad, was it?
16:51That wasn't so bad.
16:52Get me off this.
16:53Oh, my God!
16:55I'm sorry.
17:14Shall I let her down now, Gus? No, no, leave her up there.
17:19You're not with your missus.
17:21I wish the boss would let me know when he decides to change the act.
17:31And now, ladies and gentlemen, Captain Conquest and his ferocious Bengal tigers.
17:51I'm sorry.
17:54I'm sorry.
17:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:59I'm sorry.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, this is dumb.
18:27Uh-oh.
18:28Oh.
18:29Oh.
18:29Oh.
18:30Where do you think you're going?
18:43I, uh...
18:44I was just going for help, my love.
18:48I don't need any.
18:50Here, grab all of this.
18:56Come on, Dad. Come on.
18:58Dad, come on.
19:00All right, all right. Calm down.
19:02Here. You want to see me smash him.
19:05I'm going to call him Rover.
19:06Oh, yeah? Which one's he in?
19:08Hey, uh...
19:09Let's see, uh...
19:11Uh...
19:13This one.
19:16Come on, Dad, this is it.
19:18And you're sure?
19:18Yes, I'm sure. Come on, let's go on and get him.
19:20Come on, let's go on and get him.
19:22Come on, let's go on and get him.
19:24Now, let's go.
19:24Come on, let's go.
19:25Hey, I think I've got it wrong, Dad.
19:44One word, this ain't said.
19:46What's that say?
19:47Help!
19:48Help!
19:55Hello, Shuttlebutt speaking.
20:06Hello.
20:09Hello.
20:13Hello.
20:15Hello.
20:17Hello.
20:20Hello, hello.
20:21Hello.
20:23Hello, hello.
20:25Hello.
20:27Hello.
20:28Hello, Shuttlebutt speaking.
20:30Oh, sorry, wrong number.
20:39Here, Mavis.
20:41It says here it's perfectly safe for elderly people to make passionate love.
20:50That's it, George.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Mind you, I don't think I'd have made such passionate love to you over the last ten years
21:02if I'd have known I was going to end up like this at 30.
21:06I remember, sir, I touched nothing unless I tell you.
21:22Sir Richard and Scuffield Yard are deeply concerned that the death of Europe's most notorious spy
21:27should be cleared up as soon as possible.
21:29God blimey, Governor.
21:30Looks like these have gone a good and proper.
21:32Yes, the police smashed open the door minutes before we arrived.
21:35It was bolted from the inside.
21:38The windows barred from the outside.
21:39There's no chimney.
21:46Ceiling and floor of concrete.
21:49No possible way for the killer to escape.
21:50And yet, when they opened the door,
21:52they found the room completely deserted except for the still warm body of the count.
21:56God blimey, Governor.
21:57It's a real brain-sickler and home-stake.
21:58Yes.
21:59Ah.
22:00Hmm.
22:03Oh!
22:05I say, Snowy,
22:06look at the expression of pain and terror on the count's face.
22:11There's no wounds showing.
22:13No bruises.
22:15Some grease under the nails of the right hand.
22:18But no signs of scratching or punching his assailant.
22:22There's no trace of mug on his trousers or shoes.
22:26Good Lord, Snowy, look.
22:27A note.
22:30Poor blimey, Governor.
22:31I never noticed that.
22:34He must have been reading this just before he died.
22:38Or just after.
22:42I'm getting an idea, Snowy.
22:45I can't quite read what it says.
22:46It's a bit dark in here.
22:48Ah, just a moment.
22:49What's it say?
23:00It says,
23:02estimate for re-wound.
23:03Dad?
23:22Yes?
23:23Dad, you forgot your cap.
23:25I...
23:26Oh, all right.
23:27I remembered it.
23:28I mean, take it off.
23:31Good evening, madame, monsieur.
23:33You have a reservation?
23:34Yes, a table for two
23:36booked in the name of Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd.
23:39Ah, Mrs. Lloyd, oui, of course.
23:42You are to be congratulated, monsieur,
23:43on having such a young and charming wife.
23:45Not bad for an older, eh?
23:49Laughing the old dog yet, eh?
23:52Actually, this is not my husband.
23:54C'est normal, madame.
23:55You didn't let me finish.
24:00This is my father.
24:02Mr. Lloyd couldn't come. He's not well.
24:04Oh, I'm sorry, madame.
24:05Oh, so am I.
24:06Laughing.
24:07Laughing.
24:10Laughing.
24:15Laughing.
24:17Yes, well, be careful with it.
24:18It's a new one.
24:21Well, if you don't mind
24:22showing us to our table.
24:23Oh, well, now, here's a little difficulty arising.
24:27We have a great shortage of tables tonight.
24:29Oh, sudden attack of woodwork?
24:31Laughing.
24:32I mean, we are rather overbooked.
24:34And therefore, I must ask you
24:36if you would very much mind sharing a table.
24:38Oh, no, no, we wouldn't mind, would we?
24:40No, I don't mind.
24:41No, I mean, if we're going to have our knees up,
24:43the more the merrier, I would say.
24:45Ah, vous êtes très gentil.
24:46Believe me, I'm most grateful.
24:47Ha, ha, ha.
24:48Be sweet, please.
24:49Oh, yeah, yes.
24:50Ahem.
24:52Well done.
24:53Laughing.
25:00Oh, evening.
25:01Evening, missus.
25:03Don't you suck in the old nosh, are you?
25:04Laughing.
25:06That's the idea.
25:08Of course, by rights, you know,
25:09I shouldn't be here, really, you see.
25:12My sentiment, exactly.
25:14Now, you see, my daughter, Lily,
25:17you see, it's her birthday.
25:18Only her old man, Ernie,
25:20generally treats her to a slap-up do, you see.
25:23Only he couldn't make it this year
25:24because he's laid up with mumps.
25:27You want to see his face?
25:28Ha, ha.
25:29Right out here somewhere.
25:31Good job it's only his face that's swollen up.
25:34You know what they say about mumps.
25:36Ha, ha, ha.
25:38Dad.
25:39I'm sure these good people
25:41don't want to know about Ernie's illness.
25:42How right you are, ma'am.
25:45What simply ghastly characters
25:47one encounters in so-called
25:48first-class restaurants these days.
25:50Absolutely dire, darling.
25:52Oh, do you think so?
25:53I thought they were rather pleasant, Michelle.
25:56I think that gentlemen means us, Dad.
25:59D'as she?
26:00The stuck-up dick.
26:03Ha.
26:07It's all in French.
26:09Ah, oui, that is so, monsieur.
26:11Oh, but perhaps you will allow me
26:13to recommend something.
26:14Oh, that's very nice.
26:15Of course, thank you very much.
26:16Then I suggest
26:17Rossignol d'Orléans flambé.
26:21Followed by
26:22boeuf en croûte to Alsace.
26:26Hmm.
26:26Then
26:27to follow as a sweet
26:29stewed rhum,
26:30and custard.
26:32Oh, monsieur,
26:33I was going to say
26:34soufflé Antoine.
26:36Oh, yes, that's better,
26:37much better, yes.
26:38What do you think, Leo?
26:39Oh, sounds lovely to me.
26:41Yes, yes, yes.
26:41Well, we'll settle on that then.
26:43Thank you very much.
26:43Very good, monsieur.
26:44Don't suppose you've got a
26:45baked jam roll, have you?
26:46Ha, ha, ha.
26:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:52Have you ever think of your liking, madame?
26:54To be honest,
26:55we were served better food
26:56at my boarding school.
26:58Oh, you ought to try
26:58the spotted dick
26:59at Spicer's Row Elementary
27:01simply scrumptiousity, ha?
27:05If you were a younger man,
27:06I'd take you outside
27:07and punch you on the nose.
27:09You'd have your work cut out, Mike,
27:10because I was an old contemptible
27:12in the first...
27:13Oh, yeah, oh, well, well, well...
27:14Nothing's changed.
27:17You're still contemptible, why?
27:19Would you care to order your drinks?
27:22No, yes, thank you.
27:23Dad, as it's a special occasion,
27:26couldn't we have some champagne?
27:27Of course, you can.
27:29Have whatever you like,
27:30my little love, of course.
27:31Perhaps a Dom Pérignon,
27:33or a Bollinger,
27:34or maybe a Veuve Glicquot.
27:36No, no, no,
27:37we'll stick to champagne like my...
27:38Of course, monsieur.
27:41Ignorant buffoon.
27:43Oh, no need to insult
27:44your husband in public.
27:46Think though he may be.
27:48I was referring to you,
27:49you obnoxious old man.
27:51I'll give you a bunch of fives...
27:52Dad?
27:53Yes, Dad.
27:56I pride myself on being
27:58a good-natured and placid woman.
28:00But if you speak to my father
28:02like that again,
28:04I'll smash your face in...
28:05That's my girl.
28:08Hey, you put that in your pipe.
28:10No, smoke it.
28:13Oh, yes, we'll have some
28:17Savouvoir.
28:17You want some Savouvoir?
28:19Yes.
28:19Savouvoir.
28:21Voilà.
28:26Hang on a bit, mate.
28:27I'm not going to get...
28:28I'm not going to get
28:30Mozart and Liszt on that.
28:32It is simply a simple
28:34for your approval, monsieur.
28:35Oh?
28:36Oh, you mean like
28:37the wine tasting
28:38they do on the TV.
28:39Exactly.
28:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
28:42Oh, well.
28:52You spett your wine
28:54into my trifle.
28:56All right,
28:57don't get your stomach
28:58in an uproar.
28:59It's on me!
29:02Happy birthday, darling.
29:03Happy birthday.
29:04Shh.
29:04That is too much.
29:05I'm still...
29:06Ah, my goodness me,
29:08that warms the cockles,
29:09doesn't it, eh?
29:10Oh, it's lovely.
29:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
29:11Would you like some more?
29:12Oh, yes.
29:13I'll get some more.
29:15LAUGHTER
29:16APPLAUSE
29:17APPLAUSE
29:19APPLAUSE
29:20APPLAUSE
29:22APPLAUSE
29:23APPLAUSE
29:24APPLAUSE
29:25APPLAUSE
29:26APPLAUSE
29:28You clumsy old fool!
29:30Look what you've done now!
29:31I'm soaked to the skin!
29:34Take that!
29:35You poor darling!
29:36Well, it wasn't intentional!
29:38Shut up!
29:39You're rossignol d'Orléans flambé.
29:41Yeah, all right,
29:41I'll be with you in a minute.
29:42I'm helping my mate out here.
29:44He must forgive my dad.
29:45I'm sure he never meant to do it.
29:47Ah, of course not!
29:48Oh, Dad, look!
29:50Eh?
29:50Ah!
29:51The bloody plates!
29:51No fire!
29:52No fire!
29:52No fire!
29:53No fire!
29:54No fire!
29:55No fire!
29:55No fire!
29:56No fire!
29:57No fire!
29:58No fire!
29:59No fire!
30:00No fire!
30:01No fire!
30:02Yes!
30:03Yes!
30:04That's right!
30:05Look what you've done to my dinner jacket!
30:07Well, it's a small price to pay for saving life and limb, isn't it?
30:10I mean, it could have been a towering inferno in here!
30:13Your jacket!
30:14Take it away!
30:15Burn it!
30:16Spose a bit!
30:17Waiter, my bill!
30:18You delinquent hooligan!
30:20Not only have you destroyed my jacket, but my entire evening!
30:24What you need is a short, sharp shock!
30:26Your bill, monsieur!
30:30Amanda, give me some money!
30:31I didn't bring any Raymond, you told me not to!
30:34I seem to have mislead my wallet!
30:37It was in your jacket, darling!
30:39And where is monsieur's jacket?
30:41Well, it's...
30:42I have just burnt it, monsieur, as you instructed!
30:44Oh, Lord!
30:45What are we going to do?
30:47A little washing up, to start with.
30:50Then I'm sure that we can find a few more chores.
30:53Charge!
30:56To the kitchen, if you please!
30:58Alley, alley, alley, alley!
31:02Well, I'll tell you one thing, my love!
31:04What's that, Dad?
31:05It's not always the rich that gets the pleasure
31:07and the poor what gets the blame!
31:09APPLAUSE
31:23Hey, you're looking sorry for yourself. What happened, then?
31:26It's my father.
31:27Your father?
31:29You mean to say your father did that to you?
31:32Yeah.
31:33You see, he's very mean. Won't waste a thing.
31:35Huh?
31:36Well, last night on his way in from work,
31:38he found a walking stick in the gutter.
31:40Can't mind, broke me leg.
31:42Well, cheer up. Could have been worse.
31:45How do you mean?
31:46He might have found a truss.
31:48APPLAUSE
31:50I remember, Snowy, touch nothing unless I tell you to.
32:06Sir Richard and Scotland Yard are deeply concerned
32:09that the death of Europe's most notorious spy
32:11should be cleared up as soon as possible.
32:13Oh, blimey, Governor. He looks like he's gone as good as possible.
32:15He's gone as good as possible.
32:16Here's the police, sir.
32:18LAUGHTER
32:19Two...
32:20Two...
32:21Two-seven-one, take one.
32:22LAUGHTER
32:23LAUGHTER
32:24Excellent!
32:25Pardon me. Are you a gentleman part of the group from the Labour?
32:30Yes.
32:31Excellent. I'm the proprietor of this circus and this is my son Gaylord.
32:34Oh, OK.
32:35Do you, er...
32:36I've already set the other men to work,
32:37but I've got a special job for you two.
32:38What?
32:39LAUGHTER
32:40Sorry.
32:41Excellent.
32:42Oh, Dad.
32:43Oh, pardon me.
32:44Are you two part of the group from the Labour?
32:45Yes.
32:46Ah, excellent.
32:47Well, I'm the...
32:48I'm the proprietor of this circus and this is my son Gaylord.
32:50Oh, OK.
32:51Do you, er...
32:52I've already set the other men to work,
32:53but I've got a special job for you two.
32:54What?
32:55LAUGHTER
32:56LAUGHTER
32:57Oh, pardon me.
32:58Are you two part of the group from the Labour?
33:00Yes.
33:01Ah, excellent.
33:02Well, I'm the proprietor of this circus and this is my son Gaylord.
33:07What, sir?
33:09Here.
33:10Erm, I've already set the other two men to work,
33:12but they're not two.
33:13There are eight of them, but...
33:14LAUGHTER
33:15APPLAUSE
33:32THEY CONTINUES
33:45THEY CONTINUES
33:47THEY CONTINUES
33:48THEY CONTINUES
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