Transaction 2025 Season 1 Episode 1

Show Film 98

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00:00Ave Maria, Jungfrau Wild,

00:17She is risen.

00:33Olivia! Shared bathroom!

00:37It's all over social media. Did you not think to check the advert before it went up?

00:57No.

00:59How am I supposed to do an accurate stop check of the mushrooms when there's new ones growing on the old ones?

01:04I'm a bit busy to focus on fungus, Linda.

01:07I've got a car park full of activists planning an all-night protest.

01:13On the bright side, Simon, that was definitely one of our tomatoes.

01:16I can tell it had a real pellix quality to it.

01:19Stop it. I thought I was saving the company money, you know?

01:22One billboard, two products.

01:25Ladies' razors and condoms side by side.

01:28Legs so smooth, you're gonna need protection.

01:31Just, it's clever. It's clever. At its heart, it's clever.

01:35It says, lady boys, get out.

01:38Oh! Oh, no.

01:41This is a bloody nightmare.

01:44I fully support transgender people, alright? I just, I just, I want that out there.

01:53My mum, she dressed me like a little girl till I was five or six, so...

01:59I get it. You know. I get it. Don't.

02:02OK, this can be recovered.

02:04Erm, what's the quickest way to show we're a fully inclusive workplace?

02:08Beefy, Linda.

02:10Don't know.

02:11Nothing. You ain't got nothing?

02:12Er, I work it.

02:13Oh, my God.

02:14Erm, ah, right, erm, does anyone know any transgenders?

02:18I'll look it up. Erm, transgender woman in my area.

02:23Ooh, I was not expecting that.

02:26Can you see?

02:27Erm...

02:28No, no, I...

02:36Ah...

02:38Mmm...

02:40Huh.

02:41Of course.

02:50Yeah, but I'm just saying, most women sit down, till we.

02:53Most women have no comeback to an unsolicited dick pic.

02:56At least I can aggressively reciprocate.

02:58Look, can you please tidy up after yourself?

03:00I haven't got time to re-stack shelves.

03:02I've got to get to work to re-stack shelves.

03:04And there's no way you're destroying the blood chimera on your own.

03:08So call in sick and help me.

03:10Well, I'm not sick.

03:11Well, I've seen your anime collection, Agree to Disagree.

03:14All I'm saying, Thomas, is it feels like you don't want to hang out with me anymore.

03:18Liv, I work nights.

03:20It's not my fault you choose to start your day at 9pm.

03:23Unless, of course, you've confused being transgender with Transylvanian.

03:26Anyway, what's the point of you dolling yourself up every day just to sit on your arse?

03:30Get out, meet people.

03:32Thomas, why would I want to leave this flat when all of my favourite people are right here?

03:36Well, look, seeing as you are up, it's now officially three months.

03:41I thought it would be a good time to pick up that conversation about you contributing to rent.

03:47Timothy, I would love to contribute, I really would.

03:50I'm not going to do that, though, and I'm going to tell you why.

03:52That's because I have very recently decided that I am in fact saving up for the old gender realignment surgery.

03:58I thought you didn't want a vagina.

04:00You said you were scared of a bee flying up in it.

04:02Oh, who are you, my gynaecologist?

04:04It sounds like you're accusing a transgender woman of lying about her desire to acquire a clunge

04:08just to get out of paying the rent, which is definitely not what's happening.

04:11Well, how are you going to pay for the surgery without a job?

04:13Oh, I'll just get a job, shall I?

04:15I'll just go get myself a job.

04:16Like, that's the most normal thing in the world.

04:18Thomas, if someone was to call up and give me a job, then I would take that job.

04:21But that is never going to happen.

04:23Yeah.

04:24Right, I'm off.

04:26How do I look?

04:29Like the Milky Bar kid.

04:31After a long, drawn-out battle with...

04:33...heroine.

04:54Oh, my God. I can't believe you missed me so much.

04:56Liv, grab one of my uniforms and get changed. There's no time to explain.

05:01Yes, there is.

05:06Oh, for God's sake, fine.

05:07You are now a proud member of the Pellocks Supermarket Night Shift.

05:11And I, pause for dramatic effect...

05:15...am your new supervisor.

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Transaction 2025 Season 1 Episode 1

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