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Brahaman - The Standup
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6/24/2025
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00:00
Don't drink and drink your drink.
00:06
Our most convincing power is our most convincing power.
00:10
Because we have understood the whole society that if someone is born in your house,
00:14
if you are born in your house,
00:16
then we can open.
00:19
If someone dies, then we can open.
00:22
If someone dies, then we can open.
00:24
If someone dies, then we can open.
00:26
If someone dies, then you can open it in your house.
00:29
Listen, if someone dies, then you will die in the land of your house.
00:34
Because there is no such power in the world.
00:40
And we have created the whole society.
00:42
When we have created the whole society,
00:45
then who will be on the top of the world?
00:46
We.
00:48
What did we say?
00:49
Look, this is the whole thing.
00:51
The whole thing is Brahmin.
00:53
The whole thing is Vaishya.
00:55
The whole thing is Shatri and the whole thing is Shudra.
00:57
What do we do?
00:59
We will do basic work.
01:00
What do we do?
01:01
We will fight.
01:02
What do we do?
01:03
We will do it.
01:04
What do we do?
01:05
We will tell you what to do.
01:11
After that, the whole thing is Mayavati.
01:12
Bye.
01:22
Next time he used to make the government,
01:24
then he was filling the Brahmin only to her,
01:25
after that.
01:28
But you have the convincing power of the Brahmin,
01:30
but we don't have much money.
01:33
You probably never watch any name of a hero in the movie.
01:35
His name is always Raad Singhaniya,
01:37
Vicky Malutra.
01:38
You've never seen that someone in Ferrari says hi, myself is on toast, pande.
01:42
Never happens.
01:46
It doesn't happen.
01:48
There was a zero balance account for us in the bank.
01:52
He knows that he has charged with it.
01:55
So close the bank, SBIT.
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