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Streams är en svensk humorserie av Felipe Leiva Wenger och Pontus Bjernekull Mörner. Den producerades 2020 av Realisator för SVT. Serien kännetecknades av sina många inhopp av profiler inom Hiphop-Sverige, bland annat Yasin, 1.Cuz och Linda Pira. Serien presenterades av Leiva Wenger på Instagram den 22 september 2020.

Serien handlar om den alltid lika driftige magnaten Lilla al-Fadji (Felipe Leiva Wenger, tidigare känd från Lilla Al-Fadji & Co) och hans arbete som manager för den blonda, snälla radhuskillen Robin (Pontus Bjernekull), som han förvandlar till den härdade förortsrapparen Robbish. I serien får man följa parets framgångar och motgångar i arbetet att skapa en hit och få genomslag.
Transcript
00:00I don't know what you heard about me
00:05Pull up the shank, get a dollar out of me
00:08No Cadillac, no perms you can't see
00:10Then I'm a motherfucking P-I-N-V
00:13I don't know what she heard about me
00:16Pull up the shank, get a dollar out of me
00:19Hold up the shank, get a dollar out of me
00:20No Cadillac, no perms you can't see
00:21Hey hey hey, Max B. Smith
00:24How did I get you to bring up the sparkle?
00:26Hey, what's up, son?
00:28What?
00:30Fadgy, I said to you, don't move on the USB, and now it's all over with your skitartist Robbish and Mo Money. What the hell are you doing?
00:38It must have been a mistake on Club Production.
00:42How are you doing now?
00:44It's all on the semester, and King Kardashian was leading for the week.
00:49It must have been a mistake.
00:51What the hell are you doing? Radier the song and get back to the USB.
00:59Listen man.
01:00There's cash in this.
01:02Listen, let me know what?
01:04You get...
01:06...3,5% plus a couple of 20 laps.
01:10No, I don't work. I have to do it right for Mo Money.
01:15What are you doing?
01:16One 50-lap plus one 50-höring plus 77% to me.
01:1950-50.
01:2150-50 to another and 70 to me.
01:2350.
01:24You get...
01:25...and a perfume from a good brand.
01:2750.
01:2850.
01:29You get...
01:30...and a perfume from a good brand.
01:3150.
01:32...and a perfume from a good brand.
01:3350.
01:3450.
01:3550.
01:3650.
01:3750.
01:3850.
01:3950.
01:4050.
01:4150.
01:4250.
01:4350.
01:4450.
01:4550.
01:4650.
01:4750.
01:48All right.
01:49All right.
01:50All right.
01:51I know what you heard about me.
01:53You know what you heard about me.
01:54You're a business mogul.
01:56Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:58President of America, least speaking.
02:00What said the decision.
02:01Yes, yes, yes. President of America, speaking. What's the... Uppdragen?
02:06Tja, mitt namn är Sami. Jag ringer från Warner.
02:11Holy shit. 11 sekunder, jag måste bara svara i andra telepon.
02:15Köp, köp, köp, köp. Sälj, sälj, sälj, sälj.
02:18Jag tar en lade för höj. Och list, en ut igen.
02:21Och så vidare. Thank you.
02:23Sorry, my manch. Det var en cash call som kallas man.
02:26Okej. Jag ring i alla fall angående Robbish som jag hört ska ligga under ditt människa.
02:32Precis. Det stämmer.
02:34Okej, fan vad bra. Jag skulle jättegärna vilja ta ett möte med er och kolla vad vi kan göra för Robbish.
02:40Brunkar i dag, eller?
02:41Skickar ni en limo med chauffören och kämparen? Eller?
02:46Jag vet inte fan om en limo, men kom till Brunkagränt 5 vid halv tio.
02:51Absolut, absolut. Jag kommer vara där jag. T-47, köp, någonting. Hörs vi?
02:58What?
03:01Oh!
03:23Va?
03:24Sorry, jag kan fan inte...
03:29Ruben, svär inte.
03:32Nej, vad får jag...
03:34Du, du har inte en konton.
03:37Nej, nej.
03:39Nej...
03:40Ja!
03:42Ja!
03:45Ja!
03:46Ja!
03:47Ja!
03:49Ja!
03:53Ja!
03:54I'm going to get up.
03:56I'm going to get up.
03:58I'm going to get up.
04:00What are you doing?
04:02My bad.
04:03I'm going to get up.
04:05I'm going to get up for business.
04:07And I'm going to get up.
04:09What's the fuck?
04:24Yes, we have finally made it. We have taken us here.
04:30I would like to thank you for the whole June.
04:33Tupac from Shakur, Biggie from Esmol.
04:36And a special shout out to my teacher from the city, Berit Fransik.
04:40Hello, Fadji.
04:42I love you, practicant. I'll have a moment to meet you soon.
04:46Please.
04:47Let me introduce myself. It's me, Sammy.
04:50What?
04:52It's just a little bit.
04:54Are you okay?
04:56It's these skivgjävlar who are trying to fix a new talang in this house.
05:03What are you talking about?
05:06Welcome to the room.
05:08Let's talk.
05:09I'm coming.
05:11What do you think about him?
05:14How long can he go?
05:16Just say a word.
05:20Let.
05:25Low.
05:26Long.
05:27Long.
05:28Long.
05:29Long.
05:30Long.
05:31Long.
05:32Long.
05:33Precis.
05:34Long.
05:35Long.
05:36Long.
05:37Long.
05:38Long.
05:39Long.
05:40Precis.
05:41In all fall.
05:43We had in all fall to sign on him to Warner.
05:46Exact.
05:47Precis.
05:49West the cash.
05:53Yeah.
05:54What are you doing?
05:55It's just here.
05:56It's not a reality.
05:58I'm telling you, it's beautiful.
06:00I mean there's a pair of steel.
06:02What are you doing?
06:03I'm tuning it to Robby's.
06:04But who is James Robbys?
06:06How do you do a song and no one knows who you are?
06:12Hey!
06:14Have you heard Robbys?
06:16It's so good.
06:20Have you heard it?
06:22It's so good!
06:24It's so good!
06:26It's so good!
06:28It's so good!
06:30It's so good!
06:32It's so good.
06:34I know who you are.
06:36What?
06:38What are you saying?
06:40Who are you?
06:42Listen.
06:44I've already said so much.
06:46But a guy has said to me.
06:48Who are you?
06:50I won't say anything.
06:52The Sebster knows.
06:54The Sebster?
06:56Who is Sebster?
06:58What are you saying?
07:00I don't know what it is.
07:02Okay, I can't tell you anything.
07:04Let's go now.
07:06I'll eat it.
07:08What are you saying?
07:10What are you saying?
07:12What are you saying?
07:14What are you saying?
07:16What are you saying?
07:18Who are you saying?
07:20Listen.
07:22You have to change your style.
07:24You want to change your style.
07:26You want to be sexy,
07:28gangsta, coolness and so on.
07:30I think...
07:32You want to change your hair a couple of inches.
07:34And...
07:35And...
07:36I don't want to change your hair.
07:38I understand what you want to change.
07:40You don't need to change your hair.
07:42That's how you can change your hair.
07:44You don't change my hair.
07:46Okay...
07:48You're not going to change your hair.
07:50Sorry,
07:51I'm sorry.
07:52You don't change your hair.
07:54I'm not going to change your hair.
07:56Did you understand me?
07:57It's not that your hair you don't change your hair.
08:00Yeah, crybaby, ta lugnt.
08:03We just clipped this bit.
08:05What do you mean?
08:07I mean this.
08:09I'm so mad.
08:11I'm so mad.
08:13I said it all the time.
08:16We just clipped this bit.
08:18It's Max.
08:20If we just clipped this bit...
08:23You don't want to be afraid.
08:25We just clipped this bit.
08:29It will always be superb.
08:31Morsan will be glad.
08:33Farmoa will also be happy.
08:35And everyone will be happy and happy.
08:37Yeah.
08:41I thought first you would do a fail.
08:46Do you know what I mean?
08:48It was tough.
08:51Where are we now?
08:59Wow.
09:00Thank you for your help.
09:01Thank you for your help.
09:02Thank you for your help.
09:03I'll just click on a decimeter or five.
09:05Take a moment.
09:06Take a moment.
09:07Take a moment.
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh
09:46Oh
10:16Oh
10:46Nice to meet you Robish
10:48Dr. Samtas dreams
10:50Yee yee yee
10:52Young virgin
10:54Listen, you know we're going to do a music video
10:56With Vicky Tory, right?
10:58Oh, oh
11:16The friends watchara one
11:18So who's gonna go to a club?
11:20I went to the left and left and right
11:22Put that up!
11:24Go on!
11:26We are gonna get right now!
11:28You are something really good, frankly
11:30you are going to getLD Moon
11:31You are going to get 똑같
11:32Look Vicky last
11:33Hey, go nie
11:34What is happening then?
11:36Isn't it good?
11:38Soltsur
11:41I'm pearl
11:43No physician
11:45It's two.
11:47Exactly. Two.
11:49It's cool.
11:51He's the worst comic.
11:53Just go or go?
11:55Yes, I'm ready when you're ready.
11:57Do you think anything else?
11:59Guzz, bilar, and a machine?
12:01Like that.
12:03Are you BMW?
12:05I have!
12:07Are you BMW?
12:09We're going to buy some stuff.
12:11We need one more thing.
12:13We need one more thing.
12:15What do you think?
12:17Do you have a trap, or?
12:19No, it's clear that there's a trap.
12:21It's a trap!
12:27What are you doing? Grab all good, or?
12:29Are you like a chap with a USB-mic?
12:31It's a little bit better.
12:33I don't know how many USB-stickers I have.
12:35It's a little bit better.
12:37I'm going to meet my new artist.
12:39This is Robby's social.
12:41I'm going to meet him.
12:43I'm going to meet him.
12:45I'm going to meet him.
12:47They're not going to do any quick rõrels.
12:49It's hard to do.
12:51Robby's!
12:53Don't go!
12:55Get out of here!
12:57Get out of here!
12:59What's up?
13:01What do you do with Robbana?
13:03This is this.
13:05No, it's so much knas that he's done, that he hasn't looked out.
13:11Are we going to go?
13:13We're going, we're going.
13:15Should we go?
13:17We're going, we're going.
13:19We're going.
13:21Exactly.
13:23It's so good, Jov, grabbar, continue!
13:53And now we are going to get a friend.
13:58And now we are going to be the main guy.
14:04We are going to get stronger.
14:08And he is not a killer.
14:10He is aăăăăă.
14:14He is well done to me.
14:16You are staying on it.
14:18Did not pay for this.
14:20I'm a Gordiola.
14:22You're a minute.
14:23Have you ever happened?
14:25One more time, okay?
14:26One more time, okay?
14:27One more time, okay?
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh!
14:45Oh!
14:46Oh!
14:47Oh!
14:48Oh!
14:49Vi får det redan du har sett.
14:50Vi testar igen.
14:51Vi lovar.
14:52Vi kommer filma mer på det sen.
14:53Kom inte bara i vägen.
14:55Och sen bror höger.
14:56Det är där, okay?
14:57Ah!
14:58Ajde, vi kör!
14:59Spel musik!
15:00Bryt!
15:02Bryt!
15:03Bryt!
15:04Bryt!
15:05Bryt!
15:06Menar du min eller din höger?
15:07Din höger, bror.
15:08Exakt.
15:09Fav din 110.
15:10Jalla, vi kör!
15:15Oh!
15:16Vackert!
15:17Vackert!
15:18Vackert!
15:19Fäll veckan!
15:20Det där igen!
15:21Mamma, du la fel rad!
15:22Fan!
15:23Jag rammer ut dig!
15:24Det är lugnt!
15:26Kör en till, va?
15:27Jag svär, jag är tjock hungrig.
15:29Ska ingen äta, eller?
15:30Hörrni!
15:31Sista tagningen nu!
15:32Bästa, vi kör!
15:33Ett, två, kör!
15:35Kör!
15:40Vet ni vad?
15:41Jag passar kameran.
15:42Kom, bror.
15:43Vet du vad du gör?
15:44Vad gör jag?
15:45Ta den här.
15:46Exakt.
15:47Så vänder du dig lite så.
15:48Den är zoomad exakt som du vill ha den.
15:50Så du riktar den mot Robbys.
15:52Perfekt.
15:53Så du dricker record.
15:54Är det någon som har en jalla till mig?
15:56Ja, jag har en sik.
15:57Jag har den i bilen också.
15:58Det är bara chikanis.
15:59Blir vi med, eller?
16:00Kom då, boys.
16:01Vi kommer snart tillbaka.
16:02Vi kommer snart tillbaka.
16:03Hej!
16:04Vi kommer snart tillbaka.
16:05Det är lite filmad.
16:06Kom.
16:07Vi ska ju dämma, bror.
16:10Den är en zoomad, min.
16:12Hopp!
16:13Åh, ne!
16:14Åh, ne!
16:15Hopp!
16:16Hopp!
16:17Hopp!
16:18Ja, ja, ja!
16:19Zoomad in, bror.
16:21Filma mig, filma mig.
16:22Så har vi den mann i shot.
16:26Åh, hej!
16:27Åh, lille, alls gut!
16:29Ohoho!
16:34Åh, läste vid the video, Burshan.
16:36De kan bênkans är inte borde ha rollen.
16:39De knallproduktion för laiim!
16:41Those är bra, Burshan.
16:42Shots och laiim!
16:44Vilken shot, Burshan!
16:45Du har den fullt med kryter!
16:47Vad är det med?
16:48Ingen med kryter!
16:49En grabbar, sätt dig!
16:50Rikning!
16:51Shot, shot.
16:52Shot, shot!
16:54Shot, shot!
16:55Shot!
16:56Shot, shot!
16:57Shot, shot, shot!
16:58Let's go, let's go, let's go!
17:28Let's go!