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Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12
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00:00Oh, I'm finally here.
00:05Oh, this has been my dream ever since I saw American in Paris.
00:08For me, it was Amélie.
00:09I made my mom give me that haircut.
00:11Happy Valentine's Day, mon cherie.
00:13Bye, gay Paris.
00:15See, I told you it'd be clear.
00:16I had my money on Jay.
00:17Sorry, ladies, I'm in too good a mood.
00:20It's no big deal,
00:21and I'm getting a Lifetime Achievement Award
00:23at this year's Expo Internationale du Closet.
00:27Why don't they translate the last word?
00:29I'm sure they have a word for closet.
00:31They're French.
00:32Maybe they went on strike before they got to the end.
00:34Monsieur Pritchett,
00:36welcome to the Crown Plaza.
00:39I am Bernard Busse,
00:40President of the International Closet Guild.
00:46Oh, God, he made the sound.
00:48And this woman needs no introduction.
00:51You are just as beautiful as Jay described in his email.
00:55It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella.
00:57Oh, no, no, this is my wife, Gloria.
00:59I put you in the email, but then it was too long.
01:02Well, I hope to see you both
01:04at the cocktail reception in an hour.
01:07A bientôt.
01:09Adios!
01:10Because that's what we need, a third language.
01:12We have an hour, we should go sightseeing.
01:14Maybe check out Notre Dame.
01:15No, thank you.
01:16I saw it back in the day before it was a shell of itself.
01:18Seeing it again would only depress me.
01:20Yeah, I know what you mean.
01:21That's why I can't shop at Sears.
01:23Manny, why don't you go and check us in,
01:25since you disgraced this family
01:27by learning French instead of Spanish.
01:29And get that room that they promised me.
01:31Apparently some earl once slept there.
01:33We're so proud of you, Dad.
01:35Thanks.
01:36I only wish my old man could be here to see this.
01:38You know what's funny?
01:39He stormed the beaches of Normandy,
01:41and I'm getting a closet award.
01:42We keep topping each other.
01:44Who knows what Joe will do?
01:45Hmm.
01:46Hey, what are you doing now?
01:48Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day,
01:50so I think I'm gonna enjoy
01:51the most romantic city in the world with my husband.
01:54Hmm.
01:55Oh, sorry.
01:56Phil can't come to Paris because he has to work.
01:59It stinks, but I am still gonna have so much fun
02:02visiting all my favorite places
02:04from the semester I spent there in college.
02:06Real estate emergency.
02:07Broker-client confidentiality
02:09forbids me from discussing it.
02:11The stuff I've seen, you do not want to know.
02:13Correct.
02:14Look, if you want and you don't feel too awkward
02:17about being a third wheel, maybe...
02:19Ugh.
02:20Pity invite for Mitchell.
02:21How the tables have turned.
02:23No mercy.
02:24I'm gonna go find my favorite cafe,
02:26have a glass of wine,
02:27and try not to be sad that I'm all alone.
02:29Okay, great. Have fun.
02:30Bye.
02:31Ooh la la.
02:44You know, I heard the bread here
02:49is healthier than the kind we have back home.
02:51Well, how's that possible?
02:52Bread is bread.
02:53Yeah, you would think,
02:54but it's actually the way that the grain is, um...
02:56No, no, it's the way that the ovens might...
02:59Okay, look, I'm gonna have a lot of bread while we're here.
03:01I need it to be okay.
03:02Oh, oh, I am so sorry.
03:04How do you think I'm jet lagged?
03:05You know what?
03:06I might take a nap while you go out and, uh...
03:08Ooh, explore.
03:09Oh!
03:10What was that?
03:11Why did your bag honk?
03:13I think that was a phone, you know?
03:14That's how they ring here.
03:16Will somebody answer that?
03:17Mm-hmm.
03:18Don't be mad.
03:19Fizbo.
03:20My sweaters were too bulky to pack,
03:22but Fizbo made the cut.
03:24Oh, come on. You know, it's always been my dream
03:25to bring the magic of Fizbo to the streets of Paris.
03:28You're not jet lagged.
03:29You were gonna sneak out and go clown around.
03:32You know that's not how we say it. It's clown about.
03:34I can't believe you lied to me.
03:35Well, I can't believe I had to.
03:37You know, most clowns have spouses that are supportive.
03:39I'm not convinced most clowns have spouses.
03:45Claire was about to meet Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude.
03:50The plan was simple enough.
03:51All I did was create a fake work emergency
03:53and wait for Claire at her favorite café.
03:55Welcome to France.
03:57What is the purpose of your visit?
03:59L'amour.
04:00Just answer the question, sir!
04:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
04:03Um, business.
04:05Of L'amour.
04:16It helps to add a little sugar.
04:18Claude.
04:19Oh, thank you.
04:20But this is, uh, not my real name.
04:22It's my romantic alter ego.
04:24I'm surprising my wife.
04:26Not bad for an American.
04:29Oh, really? You can do better.
04:31Many years ago, I met a woman in this very café.
04:36We had a brief but passionate affair.
04:39Spending our days exploring Paris and our nights exploring each other.
04:45Well, I once took a woman to both Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm in the same day.
04:54And the day we parted, we promised to meet here on this Valentine's Day to rekindle our love.
05:02Who knows?
05:03The chances of her even remembering.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07Claire!
05:08Claire!
05:09Claire!
05:10Claire!
05:15Bonjour.
05:16Hello.
05:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
05:20Sorry?
05:21How did you know I speak English?
05:22Have a nice visit.
05:23Excusez-moi.
05:24Um...
05:25Uh...
05:26Uh...
05:27What are you looking for?
05:28Mona Lisa?
05:29McDonald's?
05:30Both of us that way.
05:31Heads up, the portions here are normal size.
05:32How did you know I'm American?
05:33Is my accent that bad?
05:34We're dressed the same.
05:35There's no reason to attack me.
05:37Hey, where's Jay?
05:38Hey, where's Jay?
05:39I think he's nervous.
05:40He has changed his outfit three times.
05:44If this is what it's like to be married to me, it's no picnic.
05:45We have a problem.
05:46I have to show you something.
05:47Come here.
05:49Oh, wait, no.
05:50Oh, wait, look.
05:51Hey, where's Jay?
05:56I think he's nervous.
05:57He has changed his outfit three times.
06:00If this is what it's like to be married to me, it's no picnic.
06:03We have a problem.
06:04I have to show you something.
06:05Come here.
06:07Bells wanders.
06:09Close.
06:10Earl Chambers.
06:11Jay isn't getting the award.
06:13He's accepting it on behalf of his ex-partner Earl.
06:15What?
06:16How?
06:17When the expo called Manny, talked to them
06:20because he speaks French.
06:21At least he thought he did.
06:24In my defense, the French word for hotel room
06:26sounds a lot like chamber.
06:28Oui, oui.
06:29They said they're putting you up in the royal suite.
06:31It used to be some Earl's chamber.
06:33That's closet people for you.
06:34Class all the way.
06:36He's here.
06:37What do we do?
06:38Nothing.
06:39Tell him the truth.
06:40Jay's a grown man.
06:41He can handle it.
06:42Okay, but if he goes for my throat,
06:44be ready to dial nef-uh-uh.
06:46That language.
06:47He's like a bunch of horses talking.
06:50Look at this place.
06:53Everybody's here.
06:54Heinrich Müller of Berlin Closetstadt,
06:57Susan Sadaki from Tokyo Closets,
06:59a canned whale meat.
07:00It's a regular who's who.
07:01Yeah, even when you say older names.
07:04You know, I gotta tell you,
07:05this award couldn't have come at a better time.
07:07With my closet company gone,
07:08sometimes it feels like
07:10I don't have anything to show for a lifetime of work,
07:12like it didn't matter.
07:13But now I know it did.
07:14Yes.
07:17Wait here.
07:18I'll be right back.
07:21New plan.
07:22I'm getting him out of here,
07:23keeping him busy.
07:24You go and talk to the closet people.
07:27Make them give him an award.
07:29Any kind of award,
07:30he won't know the difference.
07:31How?
07:32Brive them, blackmail them,
07:34seduce them.
07:35Have I taught you nothing?
07:39Phil?
07:40Claire.
07:41Claire?
07:41Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
07:45Claire, you know this, Guy?
07:46Well, um, I used to.
07:50What are you both doing here?
07:52I came to surprise you on Valentine's Day.
07:54You know the guy on the plane
07:55with all the face bandages?
07:56That was me.
07:57Oh.
07:58Claire, do you not remember asking me
08:00to meet you here in this cafe
08:01exactly 30 years after we partied?
08:04Vaguely?
08:06I was crazy to think this could work out.
08:08Of course, a woman as magnificent as you
08:11is married.
08:13I don't want to interfere
08:15with your day of romance.
08:17I will wander our old Hawn Salone
08:18and return to my hotel
08:21in the ghostly embrace of our memories.
08:24That's you, Claire.
08:25Okay, cool.
08:26Bye.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Let's go.
08:30All right.
08:31Big day.
08:31Lots of plans.
08:32Uh-huh.
08:32First things first,
08:34getting into character.
08:36Oh.
08:36Claude Bixby.
08:38Mustard magnet
08:39with a flare for old...
08:41Phil, Claude,
08:42I love that you're doing all of this,
08:45but doesn't some tiny part of you
08:46feel guilty for ditching Guy?
08:50I mean, he did wait for me
08:52for 30 years.
08:54We couldn't invite him
08:54for a glass of wine.
08:57Fine.
08:58But I'm warning you.
08:59If he gets out of line,
09:00Claude knows karate.
09:02And Krab McGuy
09:03is Jewish on his mother's side.
09:04Let's go this way
09:07to the museum.
09:08Are you sure?
09:09I think they're expecting
09:09me back inside.
09:11Make them wait.
09:12Why do you think
09:13the brides arrive
09:14after everyone else?
09:16You're the bride.
09:17Yeah, I'm the bride.
09:18All right, let's go.
09:18No, no, no.
09:19You know what?
09:20It's this side.
09:21It's a tomorrow.
09:21No, no, you know what?
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23It's this way.
09:25Are you kidding me?
09:26What?
09:27How beautiful.
09:28How beautiful.
09:28Come on.
09:34Bonjour.
09:35Bonjour.
09:38Bonjour.
09:40Ah, ah.
09:41Ah, ah.
09:42Ah, ah.
09:43Ah, ah.
09:44Ah, ah.
09:45Ah, ah.
09:45Ah, ah.
09:50Bonjour.
09:51Oh.
09:52Une table pour un, monsieur?
09:53Oh, oui.
09:54Oui, oui.
09:54Très bien.
09:55Vous me suivez?
09:56Ah, ah.
09:57Come on, come on.
09:59Oh, Claire, remember that time
10:01when we snuck into the cellar
10:03of that wine bar?
10:04Oh, God, we were so crazy
10:05and so young.
10:07Not anymore.
10:08What's that, Grandma?
10:08She's a grandma now.
10:10Oh.
10:11There's nothing more beautiful
10:12than a life creating life,
10:14which in turn...
10:14Creates more life.
10:16Well, uh, Claire and I
10:18should get going.
10:19I was hoping to get up
10:20to Sacre Coeur
10:21to get a view
10:21of the whole city.
10:22No need.
10:23I have a rooftop garden suite
10:25at the peninsula.
10:25But it's the best for your table.
10:27How perfect is this?
10:29Frustratingly!
10:32All right, here I go.
10:34It's here.
10:37Oh.
10:38Bonjour.
10:39In a few minutes,
10:39I'm going to be performing
10:40in the square.
10:42Je m'appelle Fisbo.
10:44Quoi?
10:45Ah, non, non, non,
10:45c'est pas possible, ça.
10:47Lui, c'est Fisbo.
10:48What?
10:49He's Fisbo.
10:50Fisbo, OK?
10:52Quoi?
11:01Guy, the suite
11:02is so beautiful.
11:04I think the last time
11:05we were in Paris,
11:06we had a Frank
11:07between the two of us.
11:08Oh, God.
11:09Who's Frank?
11:10I've been lucky in business.
11:13Less so in love.
11:15I guess it's turned me
11:16into a workaholic.
11:17I must be in the office
11:1810, 12 hours a week.
11:21Shall we have some champagne?
11:23Uh, no, thank you.
11:24I'm not really in the mood
11:25for champagne.
11:26Lucky for us
11:26because there are only
11:27two glasses.
11:29Allow me to make a toast
11:31to Phil
11:34for allowing me
11:35to spend a bit more time
11:36with the most generous
11:37lover of ever.
11:38OK, I see what
11:40you're doing here.
11:40The champagne,
11:42the hotel suite,
11:42that carousel ride.
11:43You two stopped laughing
11:44every time I circled around.
11:47I'm sorry, buddy,
11:47but it's not going to happen.
11:49Phil's right.
11:50I'm a married woman.
11:52There will be no romance
11:53on this trip.
11:54I'm sorry.
11:55I've been a fool.
11:56I guess I'll let myself
11:57indulge in the fantasy
11:58more than I should.
12:00Please,
12:01let us all pretend
12:02this never happened.
12:05Wait.
12:07Was that Pulauk's
12:07misdirect?
12:09Indeed.
12:10Oh,
12:11fellow prestigitator?
12:13Yes!
12:14Pulauk there.
12:15You're what, sir?
12:18Looking for this?
12:19What?
12:20Oh, no way!
12:21We should bounce.
12:22Tell me you're going
12:23to visit
12:24le Musée des Magiciens
12:25while you're here.
12:25The Museum of Magicians,
12:26I'm dying to go,
12:27but they're closed
12:28Fridays, Saturdays,
12:28and Sundays,
12:29and Mondays,
12:30and Wednesdays.
12:31Not if you know
12:31the owner.
12:32I can get us
12:33a private tour.
12:34Sweet!
12:35Claire,
12:35what do you say
12:36we could pretend
12:36to saw you in half?
12:37Or just do it.
12:38Hello?
12:41Hi.
12:42Hi.
12:42Excuse me.
12:42Why are you
12:43dressed like that?
12:44Apostle!
12:45Trian Apostle!
12:46You're the old horse.
12:48If that word
12:49means what I think
12:49it means.
12:50He'd stolen Fizbo,
12:51the whimsically
12:52mismatched plaids,
12:53my trademark bold
12:53splash of pink,
12:54my blue lip.
12:55He'd clearly seen
12:56one of my online
12:57clown tutorials.
12:58Hey, guys.
12:59Fizbo again.
13:00Just remember
13:00when you're applying
13:01your rouge to go easy,
13:02you're in a goose clown,
13:03not a tramp.
13:05You know,
13:05give me the jacket.
13:06Okay, I should have
13:08seen that coming.
13:09Then let me try.
13:14Touché, monsieur!
13:15You know what?
13:15Give me my word.
13:16Let's go.
13:17And that's when
13:18it hit me.
13:21The clowns of Europe.
13:22I got this
13:23when I was a teenager.
13:24It was my Sergeant Peppers.
13:27Clown after clown
13:28pushing the envelope,
13:29including Fizbo.
13:31B-E-A-U.
13:33Here, I thought
13:34I'd come up with the idea,
13:35but he was right.
13:35I was the impostor.
13:37If that's the word,
13:38for my high school
13:39language requirement,
13:40I took auction calling.
13:45See?
13:45Isn't Napoleon's tomb
13:47spectacular?
13:48Just so you know,
13:49when I go,
13:50I don't need all this.
13:53Look,
13:54that's Manny over there.
13:56No, no.
13:56I'll go get him.
13:59Hi.
14:01How did it go?
14:03Are they giving Jay
14:04an award?
14:04No.
14:05They said it would set
14:06a very dangerous precedent.
14:07And in perfect English.
14:08Turns out this whole
14:09misunderstanding
14:09was completely avoidable.
14:11We need to figure out
14:12something.
14:13Jay can never find out
14:14that Earl got an award
14:16instead of him.
14:19Wow.
14:20Look at this place.
14:21The craftsmanship,
14:22the architecture.
14:23They say the dome ceiling
14:24acts as a whisper chamber.
14:26What does whisper chamber mean?
14:28It means I heard
14:29everything you just said.
14:30I have to turn my TV up
14:32to 40,
14:32but that was loud and clear.
14:38Are you ready to order,
14:39monsieur?
14:40Ah.
14:41Ah.
14:41Ah.
14:42It was easy to fit in.
14:49All I had to do
14:50was look good
14:50and have a lot of attitude.
14:52Paris was just like
14:53one big gay bar.
14:54Ah.
14:54Ah.
14:54No, I can't,
15:18I can't do it.
15:18I can't do it.
15:19I'm not French.
15:20I'm not,
15:20I'm not eating that.
15:21This scarf is driving me crazy.
15:24Excusez-moi.
15:26Cheeseburgers, that's way.
15:27Cool, thanks, man.
15:31Wow.
15:32It's amazing how much magic
15:33they got out of those old wands.
15:34Today, magicians have it so easy,
15:36you know?
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38Well, this basically feels
15:40like a natural breaking point
15:42for me, at least.
15:43Phil and I should probably,
15:44yeah.
15:45If you must.
15:46But our tickets also get us
15:47to Le Musée des Automates.
15:49They're like robots,
15:50but very primitive.
15:51They basically do nothing.
15:53Um, like the one I built
15:55out of old mufflers.
15:56Can we, Claire?
15:57Oh, yes.
15:58Can we, Claire?
15:59Excuse me.
16:01Hey, Gloria, what's up?
16:02I have a problem.
16:04Yeah, so do I.
16:05Apparently I'm into nerds.
16:06It's Jay.
16:07He's not getting that award.
16:09What?
16:10It was like some kind of mistake
16:12he found out,
16:13and now we can find him.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15Okay, I'll be right there.
16:16Are you sure it's okay?
16:18Uh, yeah, it's more than okay.
16:23Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:27How did you find me?
16:28Well, you're pretty easy to spot.
16:30Look, I'm sorry I overreacted, okay?
16:32If you want to be Fizbo,
16:34be Fizbo.
16:35I can never be Fizbo again.
16:38Fizbo is dead.
16:39Oh, you're a moving target.
16:40Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today,
16:43and he squirted me in the face with water
16:44and hit me in the head with a book.
16:46What?
16:47See, here, I thought I had created
16:49this special, unique thing,
16:50but I'm the one that's been a fraud
16:51all this time.
16:54I'm throwing the suit in the river.
16:55Wait.
16:56That's littering.
16:57There's a trash can right over here.
16:59Wait.
17:00Look, I gotta say,
17:01I don't think you stole anything.
17:04What do you mean?
17:05Well, you said he hit you in the head
17:07with a book.
17:08I mean, I thought Fizbo was all about joy.
17:10He is.
17:11He's the embodiment of childlike innocence.
17:12Exactly.
17:13Fizbo would never resort to violence.
17:16This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me.
17:18He sure looked like him.
17:20Fizbo's more than just a pair of big shoes
17:22and an unsexy jacket.
17:25He's an idea.
17:26If I've learned anything today,
17:28it's that clothes do not make the man
17:30or the clown.
17:32And you are the real Fizbo.
17:35You mean it.
17:36I know.
17:38Now, come on, let's enjoy Paris.
17:40It's Valentine's Day.
17:42Come on.
17:44Where did you get this crazy get-up?
17:46People are gonna stare.
17:49So, what was your favorite part
17:52of the robot museum?
17:53Oh, man.
17:54I can't decide.
17:55You go first.
17:56No, you'll just copy me.
17:57I'd do that.
17:58Well, let's just say it at the same time.
18:02On three.
18:03One, two, three.
18:05The mechanical monkey band.
18:06Double jeans.
18:07Double jeans.
18:10Oh.
18:12Oh, my God.
18:15It's a painting of us.
18:17Is my hand on yours?
18:24Yeah, but I don't think we did that.
18:28Well, I better go find Claire.
18:32Of course, yes.
18:34Okay, weird.
18:34I guess this is goodbye.
18:36You should have this.
18:37Keep it.
18:39You'll give it to me in 30 years.
18:41In our cafe.
18:42Hey, I'll be there.
18:47Au revoir.
18:48Okay.
18:56Hey.
18:57I talked to Gloria.
18:59Thought I might find you here.
19:01It's a shame, Notre Dame.
19:05The fire.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Used to be so impressive back in its day.
19:10It's still pretty impressive.
19:13Just a shell of its former self.
19:16Best days are behind it.
19:20It'll never be the same.
19:23It's taken some hits, but still standing.
19:28And that's, that's grit.
19:30That's what inspires people.
19:32That's what inspires me.
19:35It's so embarrassing.
19:36The whole reason the family's here is to see me get that damn award.
19:41Oh, dad.
19:42You and I are the only ones in this family who care about closets.
19:45We are here because we love you.
19:48Come on.
19:49Let's go get ready for that dinner.
19:5045 years is a long time to spend in one industry, and I've accomplished a lot.
20:03The Whisper Hinge brought serenity to the American bedroom.
20:06My glow knobs revolutionized getting dressed in the dark, and I led the charge to standardize
20:13the angle of shoe racks.
20:15But the thing that I'm, that I'm proudest of is my family.
20:21Thank you for being here.
20:24I love you all.
20:25You know, you're my lifetime achievement award.
20:30Oh, so sweet, dad.
20:32We love you, too.
20:33Love you, Jay.
20:34Claire Pritchett?
20:36Jean-Luc?
20:38Oh, I had a lot of fun here in college.
20:42What are you doing here?
20:44Uh-huh.
20:55What are you doing here?
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46:50
46:31
46:31
0:46
2:11