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00:00the ceiling leak is back oh well I can fix it again but the truth is we need a new roof
00:11that sounds expensive about 15,000 can we DIY it that would be 15,000 plus hospital bills roofs
00:18are my nemeses okay sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work all right
00:22I will see you shortly oh officer John Nolan what a joy to my eyes I need advice for my bestie may I
00:33come in uh well I know we're friends I think he means me what's up oh I'm struggling with a major
00:40problem one that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and ate from
00:45the pornographic apple I'm in love again this time it's for keeps she's the one the future
00:52mrs. skip tracer randy that's wonderful I hope we get to meet her oh what do you already have
00:57the object of my affection is none other than the beautiful talented and unnervingly flexible
01:02chastity sneed my brother's girlfriend half-brother yes when we were having a wonderful role playing
01:07adventures together at your wedding I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny
01:11I love Peter yes he's fine okay whatever but I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead
01:15well we've all been there okay well have you let her know this that is why I'm here I need your help
01:21I want to make a grand romantic gesture what do you think she would like more a giraffe or perhaps
01:26like a purple Lamborghini oh well those are two very different very expensive options yes I forgot
01:33to tell you how silly of me so 10 years ago a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer
01:38I checked it recently and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire a billionaire okay we're
01:45like a hundred millionaire but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way anyway let's brainstorm
01:49what is the clearest path to chastity's heart okay we actually have to get to work so maybe we can
01:54talk about this over dinner yeah perhaps I give you one hundred thousand dollars for five more minutes
01:58of your time I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee there's still four cream sticks you're always
02:03my mom is calling it it's too early in the morning for this it might be an emergency hey mom everything
02:13okay someone's trying to get into the house lock yourself in the bathroom do not come out until I get
02:20there control I have an in-progress home invasion mom you okay yeah sorry to worry you
02:36Angela your hair looks so cute that way thank you Mrs. Harper mom what is going on I feel so silly it
02:43wasn't a burglar it was this nice gentleman deputy Ron Martin West Hollywood station why were you trying
02:49to get into my mother's house I'm serving an eviction notice this must be the wrong address she's the owner
02:54that's what I was trying to tell him I checked the address multiple times ma'am your mother received
02:59several warnings that she needed to vacate did you get a notice uh I don't know I'll mostly get junk mail
03:06but I recycle it here I'll call Wesley we'll get this sorted out and mommy I'm not I got here as
03:12fast as I could mom oh hi dear are you okay yeah you sounded so scared on the phone I would you two
03:19are friends did you know this no best of friends is a matter of that which you would know if you ever
03:25called I don't like any of this me neither when do they post the results from the sergeant exam today
03:30supposedly so my anxiety is at about a 12 right now what no no nothing you said important no
03:36nothing I what I need help okay not like in case of emergency help but I okay stop just just to
03:42ask the question right what should I give Raj for his birthday oh well when is it Saturday okay well
03:49have you thought about just asking him what he wants no because I would undermine my whole existence
03:54what I'm an empath an intuitive a deeply spiritual person I should be able to to feel the right gift in
04:00my soul right okay and you're not feeling that with Raj I'm feeling nothing and it's freaking me
04:05out because I really like him but what if it's a sign that something is wrong listen it could be or you
04:13could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that you're sent your intuition
04:17into a panic spiral you think I'm spiraling
04:20you hear the thunder you hear the beats look out for this one rocking the streets
04:31aligning it applying it couldn't talk to my favorite offices of the female persuasion
04:38Randy hi nice car yes thank you I just purchased it I'm coming to you now because I need your help
04:45John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless I need a young woman's perspective okay perspective about
04:51what I'm in love with chastity or beats chastity yes that's the one well since when during the
04:57wedding I pretended to be Pete and things led to things and now I'm in love okay got it great
05:01now what do I need to give her my new beloved oh we were just talking about gifts my boyfriend Raj
05:07time out no no talking about me so let's focus okay what do women like yeah well I've always
05:14liked uh getting to know each other's shared goals and values okay yeah let's keep thinking
05:19uh how about a house what if a man bought you a house you would have to love him then yes I mean
05:24how big a house what what I mean real estate in the latest cutthroat Randy listen if you really see
05:29a future with chastity just talk to her you know get to know her friends her life to me I think women
05:35just want to be listened to I think that's the real foundation of a relationship of friends yes
05:42your wisdom is truly boundless Lucy Chen I'm off to win her love with listening ha ha oh and maybe
05:50I'll pick up some diamonds on the way you know just in case that's gonna end badly isn't it 100%
05:56you're on the burns case this morning yet yeah back to the depositions great thanks for taking that
06:00off my hands for me between the election and these college visits I barely have time to breathe
06:05hmm any chance Logan will stay local yeah you know I'm doing my best I'm talking up UCLA USC but he
06:11clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us a jack slept on my head last night
06:15you know I used to want to punch people when they said this to me but you're gonna miss it when it's
06:19over I'm sure I will morning gentlemen you ready to testify yes sir and if that ain't a fact God's
06:25apostle I don't know what that means I've learned to ignore the country commentary ah but I don't
06:31hate it as long as your answers are clear and concise a little personality goes a long way with
06:35the jury but not with your training officer yes sir that is too much handsome for one hallway save the
06:40sweet talk for the jury Atlas after this morning I believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial
06:44my client's innocent your client beat a man to death in front of officer Penn guy had a heart attack
06:49I was just doing CPR I thought a junior associate was on this one she was I guess Mr. Burns is higher up
06:58the food chain in the eastern front than we thought come on describe what you saw when you arrived at the
07:03kindred spirits bar I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashland I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns
07:10before rendering aid to Mr. Ashland but uh his wounds proved to be fatal were you aware of Mr. Burns
07:16his alleged gang affiliation not until I saw a tattoo on his right arm at which point I knew he was
07:21eastern front this one yes sir or was it this one objection counsel's attempting to confuse the
07:29witness I'm simply trying to determine how observant officer Penn was on the night in question
07:34it was this one thank you please enter into the record that officer Penn has
07:46misidentified Mr. Burns tattoo it's okay
07:49we on the new way we on the next phase we're living in the future on the next page surfing stars
07:56start trekking up in deep space and then we switch switch it up better keep pace y'all
08:01chastity it's me skip tracer Randy Randy what are you doing here you never visit me at work
08:09I come bearing the best friend of every girl diamonds did I hear something about diamonds
08:14yes I have gifts for chastity and for all of chastity's beautiful friends that is so sweet and
08:21way too much speak for yourself this pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes
08:28okay um what's going on with you what's with all these gifts uh I find myself suddenly shy in the
08:36face of this life-defining moment uh here have some gold stop stop spill it okay um
08:43chastity sneed marry me and I will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life
08:51Randy okay oh god no I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that okay
08:55uh I have to win your heart first it's okay it's okay but I'm with Pete you you you know that
09:02yes but I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide millions yes
09:08many millions many many many many many millions oh well have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy
09:15situation oh sugar daddy that sounds delicious what is that I would have to talk to Pete though first
09:21oh so I would not have you exclusively no okay yeah I understand I will contemplate this potential
09:28wrinkle in our future together while you speak to Peter okay okay great to be clear you do not want
09:34these gifts I really do actually but no no no no I uh you hang on to them for now okay okay wonderful
09:44just girls no so sorry girls hi did you look at the files I said yeah briefly seems like title fraud to
09:50me just send me over everything mrs. Harper has regarding the house okay thanks you're the best
09:55okay don't move hey this is not a problem okay I got my keys in my wallet my jacket pocket you can
10:04have them I'm not here to rob you you're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns no I'm not but
10:11before you pull the trigger you should know that my wife is a detective and she's also a sharpshooter
10:15well I'm not here to threaten you Wesley his son del monte's world will destroy that angel of a kid
10:21of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around I'm talking ketamine coke MDMA and we've got
10:28the video to prove it so check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life
10:34Randy yeah I'm leaving chastity's club my love story's been hiccuped but I remain undaunted
10:53hello potential new friends is there something I may assist you with Randy what's happening oh I
11:00believe I'm being robbed Randy I'm five blocks away just give them what they want so I should warn you
11:04I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of Guam okay well I've been
11:12told to let you rob me but I do not believe that's the right thing to do so you may begin
11:30it's crunchy hands on your back let's go I am sorry for hurting you but I didn't want my skill
11:40level so let me guess you rolled in here started throwing the money around and they jumped you oh
11:46that's correct yes all right so here's the problem this title looks legitimate that is your signature
11:51handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins you see I knew there was some kind of
11:57misunderstanding because Priscilla is my friend and she helped me put the house into trust for my
12:03protection and then how do you know Priscilla oh this Facebook group we love old houses people post
12:11pictures of their homes and then everyone says how lovely they are well Priscilla she DM'd me and asked
12:21if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust now that I have it paid off and it would protect me
12:28from title theft and she offered to do that for you personally now that's why I'm confused because
12:34Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign so she's my witness mom Priscilla Priscilla is not
12:41your witness okay she's the trustee you signed the deed over to her and she now owns your home and she is
12:48having you evicted mom did you even read this I'm sorry don't blame yourself Ruth it's a mistake any of
12:57us could make hey sorry interrupt um you still my wife what's going on look something happened and I
13:07need to talk to my wife about what I should do not a cop my wife okay caught me is in the drawer
13:13I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make
13:22the charges if they threaten you caught me is coming out of the drawer look they didn't threaten me but
13:26they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs don't show me I'll have to follow up does
13:32Del Monte know his kid is using I can't imagine I mean he thinks he's a Boy Scout this this is gonna
13:38wreck him if you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front the answer
13:43is is yes but not because Del Monte is being extorted because his child is in trouble and he deserves to
13:50hear that from a friend you okay but what are you doing I'm holding Roger my mind's eye letting his
14:03energy emanate and the perfect gift will magically up here hey anything a spice rack I am the worst
14:14girlfriend in the world okay well I mean you know let's not take it that far you know Randy was right
14:22about one thing Randy you know going to a subject matter expert it's a it's a smart move oh you're
14:28saying ask the boys what a boy would want yes I am what's up hey hi uh this won't be long so it's
14:36Roger's birthday and Selena needs help picking out a gift and we were wondering what a guy's perspective
14:40was good whiskey and cigar it's for her 20-something boyfriend not her father-in-law and what's his
14:46love language uh music I guess I mean he's written Selena like a hundred songs great write a song for him
14:54okay no no that is a big no the man's a professional you can't write a song good enough
14:57to impress him you don't have to be perfect it's just heartfelt I can do heartfelt oh well uh do you
15:03play an instrument no let's just keep thinking maybe yeah yeah we spoke with detectives in the fraud
15:10department and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while but they haven't been able to prove
15:15anything because the paperwork is legit so I won't be getting my house back we are working on it but if we
15:21can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud then that would go a long way with the courts so we
15:26set a sting operation posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site but how would that trap her she
15:32only targets the elderly homeowners because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner oh hot damn
15:42this is gonna be so much fun hey hey how's Randy oh yeah he's fine thank you yeah he's uh writing up
15:53a statement as we speak good god I feel awful this only happened because he was trying to impress me
15:58yeah I know he mentioned being your confectionary paramour which I took to mean sugar daddy you think
16:05that's a bad idea I think it's none of my business but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt
16:10okay well I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete and he thinks it's a great idea
16:14and he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche he's not even the least bit jealous he's very evolved
16:19excuse me watch where you're going excuse me Chastity hey yeah I'm good
16:25are you okay Chastity
16:28let this be one minute
16:34got a minute what's up this about the Burns case not entirely
16:41it's also personal I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew
16:48they want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video
16:53what is that Logan what is this what are they following my son now my guess is one of the
16:59dealers figured out whose father was did you know he was using no of course not he's a good kid you
17:07know he's always squared away he gets good grades not that I've been around lately I mean what kind
17:12of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone addicts have a hundred tricks okay you can't
17:19blame yourself the important point is you know now you can help him how I mean first of all Logan
17:25has to check himself into rehab and if it's just simple possession he will get a drug diversion program
17:29Vivian wouldn't love that I mean my bid for DA would basically be over I know no no no okay no no no
17:38I'll just okay okay what if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night it was a basic bar brawl
17:45right it was all about self-defense if he thought he was in danger if he fears for his life that's
17:49that's justifiable homicide you're not seriously considering that are you it's my son Wes if you
17:55give in they will keep coming back trust me I've been there the only way out is to take away their
18:01bargaining chip I understand that but if this video gets out it's the rest of his life it'll define him
18:08you know it'll destroy it I know
18:12but if you give in they will own you five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend
18:23they called chastity my girlfriend son focus right yes if I don't send the money they will take her life
18:32in the most depraved way possible contact guys so we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the
18:37next contact I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money it's a short list I am
18:42highly discreet oh oh thank goodness you're here hi you must be Randy yes Randy hello I'm Wolfgang Park
18:49and thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities I'm sorry are you catering the hostage
18:55negotiations yes his braised ribs are to die for all right where can we set up the roll call I guess
19:02the glass room all right let's go
19:04uh what is happening Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations actually he will
19:14be catering the celebration I have just paid the ransom chastity will be returned to me unharmed you do
19:21what they're more likely to kill her than give her back uh Tim's right you just made this a hundred
19:27times worse oh thank god okay so they are not going to kill her but they are going to double the
19:36original ransom okay that is why you never pay the ransom I'm not paying another dime until I see proof
19:43of life you'll make them angry the promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive
19:49if you hand it over to them she's just a witness they need to silence what we should kill her and
19:56take off we already got the five million no this guy's good for more look you saw how fast he paid
20:02us right we make him sweat it over and right then we give him proof of life in the morning when he's
20:08desperate we'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her not sure which stay tuned and find out
20:15how am I going to survive the night without descending into madness oh no I can't
20:23fine Randy you can come home with me Bailey and I will keep you company thank you my second bestest
20:32friend we are almost set up where are you going oh a slight change of plans can you unset up and take
20:40everything to this man's home okay great I will email you a map quest link let's review I am nowhere
20:48closer getting a present for Raj and I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results
20:53Bradford hi uh-oh what'd I do nothing she's been white knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's
20:59list to be posted oh you didn't hear what no what what what did I not hear what it got delayed should
21:06be out by tomorrow I'm sorry I know it's hard to wait no this is fine one day two days a week what
21:11does it matter it's totally fine yep dinner's almost ready thanks you sure I can help it is all under
21:22control so just rest I can tell you're still angry with me it's just that it is a stressful situation
21:29okay but it's gonna be fine I'm I'm I'm dealing with it I know I'm not as strong as you are but
21:34you don't have to treat me like a child I am not oh yes you are that woman conned me and it happens
21:42with old people all the time but this is not about you being old mom you have been like this my whole
21:48life you you trust everyone you let dad walk all over you and you you fall for every sob story you
21:54hear I happen to believe most people are good well I used to believe that and then I got out into the
21:59real world and realized that I was completely underprepared I will not make that mistake with
22:04my kids I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there
22:08the guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table thank you you are the best best
22:29friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for of course and I know it's really scary but
22:34she's gonna be okay yeah I don't know if you guys know this about me but I get into trouble quite often
22:42I know I know yes no but it's true I don't think things through I'm very impulsive you know people
22:47are always telling me Randy you're so handsome and brilliant but you know you're not cautious enough
22:53but I didn't listen and now chastity is in danger and it's because of my foolishness
22:58well it's not entirely your fault and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight so you
23:03should get some rest and it'll feel more manageable in the morning yes you are very wise like an owl in
23:10a cartoon okay yes well did you hear back yet from Pete uh yeah he was uh trying to get on a plane
23:21but no surprises he's on a no-fly list so he's taking a bus I'll tell you this our lives are never
23:26boring no they are not
23:28John Nolan he did what what's happening you kidnapped the love of my life sweet chastity
23:39so here is the ransom except you will never see one dollar of this money because no ransom will
23:44ever be paid for her life instead I'm offering this as a reward on your heads
23:49Randy what are you doing turning the tables
23:53this will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla
23:59mija I've seen the sopranos I know what a wire is
24:01hey when's the last time you had a manicure
24:05Priscilla made contact
24:07last night
24:08oh Amelia you look so nice
24:10thank you it's my undercover outfit
24:12oh you go girl
24:14anyway
24:16I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house
24:19my mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in a trust
24:22we need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork
24:25I know otherwise you can't prove it's fraud
24:28I'm wearing a wire
24:29oh oh like the sopranos
24:32that's what I said exactly
24:33oh that's me
24:34oh that's me
24:36okay uh Mrs. Lopez
24:38are you sure you want to do this
24:40do what have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house
24:44mommy we just need to know that you understand the risks
24:46listen this puta messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it
24:51Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks
24:54all right let's do this
24:58hey hey you tell your clients they cross the line coming after my kid
25:07Sean I don't know what this
25:08shut up
25:09it is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now
25:16the DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns
25:20in fact I'm going to make prosecuting the eastern front my own personal mission
25:24they're all going down
25:25I'll get the hell out of my face
25:27walk
25:28hey
25:30is everything okay
25:33no
25:33no it's not okay I just
25:36ruined my son's life
25:37you had no choice
25:39yeah well it doesn't make it sting any less
25:41look I'm going to be
25:43offline for the rest of the day
25:45there's
25:45a bed
25:47open at a rehab
25:48out in the valley
25:49and they said if I can get my son there before noon
25:51it's his
25:51so
25:52you cover for me today
25:56yeah of course
25:57thanks Wes
26:00mommy say something to test the microphone
26:07all that money and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady
26:10you don't need to yell and we have one
26:13well the microphone works
26:14it's showtime mommy put your game face on
26:23I never take it off
26:25you must be Priscilla
26:29yes
26:30come in
26:30anything I can get you
26:32no thank you
26:33wow what a beautiful home
26:35well it's not what I would have done
26:37but I guess it works
26:38really mommy
26:40my husband
26:41he made all the design choices
26:42bless his soul
26:44and you uh
26:45own the house outright
26:46oh yes
26:47paid it off last year
26:48oh she's doing so well
26:49took me 32 years
26:52and two jobs
26:52but I did it
26:53oh good for you
26:54so
26:55here is the paperwork
26:57we discussed
26:58oh
26:59I'm sorry
27:01I forgot my glasses
27:02can you just explain to me
27:04what this document says
27:05smart move Amelia
27:06so signing this will put the house
27:08into a trust
27:09and what that'll do
27:10is make it so your family
27:11can forego the whole probate process
27:12after you're gone
27:13saving them all kinds of time
27:15and money
27:15while they're still mourning you
27:17and I still get to live here
27:18until I die
27:19of course
27:20there it is
27:22oh
27:24that must be my daughter
27:26oh
27:26I didn't know you were expecting company
27:28I'll get out of your hair
27:29oh no no
27:29that's fine
27:30she wants to meet you
27:32hi Priscilla
27:35detective Angela Lopez
27:36LAPD
27:37you're under arrest for fraud
27:38this guy was driving down Wilshire
27:44with an RPG
27:45in the gun rack
27:46in his pickup truck
27:46this is the second
27:47in the job
27:48we've arrested this morning
27:49they all came to LA
27:50to collect on Randy's
27:51crazy bounty
27:52which means there's probably
27:53five times more
27:54still out there
27:55you need to get Randy
27:56to call it off
27:56oh I tried
27:58but Randy believes
27:59the pressure will force
28:00the kidnappers to play ball
28:01and I don't know
28:02that he's wrong
28:03which is weird
28:04because really
28:04Randy is so wrong
28:07they made contact
28:10my pressure campaign
28:12it worked
28:12are you ready to trace it?
28:13yeah we'll mirror their video
28:14on that monitor
28:15and I will stand
28:17in front of this background
28:18so they don't know
28:19where I am
28:20places everyone
28:22they'll bounce a signal
28:24around several IP addresses
28:25so keep them talking
28:26got it?
28:26yes I'm skip tracer Randy
28:28I have the gift of the gab
28:29hello
28:32skip tracer Randy here
28:38how
28:39hope you enjoyed
28:40your little stunt last night
28:41the price has tripled
28:42fine
28:42I don't care
28:43just show me she's okay
28:44I want to know
28:45she's alright
28:46she's fine
28:47you got one hour
28:48to send us 15 million
28:49in bitcoin
28:50or she'll stop being fine
28:51I understand
28:52I will send as quickly
28:53as I can
28:53chastity
28:54my love
28:55I don't understand
29:02was that long enough?
29:06no
29:06I'm sorry
29:07what was that she was doing
29:08at the end
29:09with her right hand?
29:10I think she signed something
29:12can you play it back?
29:19mall
29:19it can't be a functioning mall
29:21that place looked abandoned
29:22my bed's a stone fill mall
29:23that place has been shut down
29:25for a year
29:25perfect place to go around
29:26with a hostage
29:27right
29:27okay
29:28uh
29:29you wait here
29:30we got this
29:32you're doing the right thing buddy
29:38listen to me
29:40I'm proud of you Lo
29:42your mom and I
29:43are going to be with you
29:44every step of the way
29:44no matter what
29:45yeah
29:45right
29:46yeah but I'm thinking
29:47this is a mistake though pops
29:49you know I don't really
29:50have a problem
29:51I've just made a few
29:52bad decisions
29:53but uh
29:53I could totally get better
29:54I'm my own
29:55without rehab
29:56so I
29:57no no hey hey
29:57no no no
29:58listen to me
29:59we talked about this
30:00alright
30:00this place is going to
30:01make you better
30:02I promise
30:02okay
30:04you stay strong
30:05keep your head in the game
30:06you're going to be fine
30:06okay
30:06okay
30:07you got this
30:09okay
30:09get down
30:16control this is 7 Adam 19
30:21we hear gunshots
30:22north of sunset
30:23stay in the car
30:30stay down
30:33let me see your hands
30:37freeze
30:38that is Shonda Monty
30:40drivers down
30:43passengers on foot
30:44Logan
30:45it's okay buddy
30:45we're good
30:46that's right
30:56come on get out
30:57we're good
30:57hey
30:59my son's been shot
31:02get an ambulance
31:03second the money lands
31:04we drop the girl
31:05and take off
31:05the money's going to be
31:06automatically split up
31:07into three fresh accounts
31:08one for each of us
31:10then we go our separate ways
31:11alright we need to
31:27establish a perimeter
31:27while SWAT does their
31:28initial recon
31:29get the full triage kit
31:30ready in case it's bad
31:31hey
31:32hi
31:32those have got to be
31:35Randy's vigilantes
31:36we must have heard about
31:37our operation on the
31:37police radio
31:38we got to stop them
31:44they're going to get
31:44Chastity cute
31:45hey
31:46wait is that
31:47oh my god
31:49Chastity
31:50you're kidding me
31:52how did you get away
31:52oh they were too busy
31:54patting themselves
31:55in the back
31:55about being geniuses
31:57that they totally
31:57forgot about me
31:58so I rescued myself
32:00yeah you did
32:00where were they
32:01holding you
32:01in the back
32:02of an old department store
32:03mid mall
32:03grand level
32:04there's three of them
32:05I've been weighing
32:05to Maddox
32:06I'm so glad
32:07you're okay
32:07I'm fine
32:08oh how's Randy
32:09he's worried sick
32:10let's get you
32:11in the ambulance
32:11and we'll call him
32:12yeah
32:12this is now
32:13a clean up operation
32:13no friendlies
32:14left inside
32:15why are we shooting
32:41shooting policy is clear
32:43only probable cause
32:44they might commit a felony
32:45and the machine guns
32:46on their back
32:47don't give us that
32:47no it's not illegal
32:48to make a citizen's arrest
32:50nor to use reasonable force
32:51to make that arrest
32:52that includes
32:54using their weapons
32:55so shooting armed civilians
32:56is not
32:57company policy
32:59we are interfering
32:59with police operations
33:00they come at us
33:01all bets are off
33:02target now
33:09police
33:16get off the bike
33:17take cover
33:17cut from boot
33:32let's get out of here
33:36you were supposed to be
33:37watching him
33:37police
33:38show me those hands
33:39go! go go!
33:42go!
33:44go!
33:44go!
33:48go!
33:48go!
33:51go!
33:52go!
34:05Go left.
34:06Roger.
34:35It's over!
34:50Clearly, you are trapped.
34:53Otherwise, you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me.
34:55Which means you want to get out of here, you gotta go through me.
34:58Now, you listen very carefully.
35:00I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range, and I am sighted on your position.
35:04Which means if you decide to fight your way out, your chances of getting shot are 100%.
35:09So throw out your gun, get on the ground, arms and legs spread.
35:28Do not move.
35:29Control suspect in custody, code 4.
35:32I am not gonna lie.
35:33I am super surprised that worked.
35:39Hey.
35:40I came as soon as I heard.
35:41Is-Is-Is-Is-Is...
35:42No, he's gonna be okay.
35:43Christina's in there with him now.
35:45The bullet just grazed his neck.
35:47But if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know...
35:50But it wasn't.
35:51You protected him.
35:53And now the LAPD is gonna come down on the Eastern Front like an avalanche.
35:57Yeah.
35:58Look, Wes, I'm-I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
36:01There's gonna be a press conference in the morning.
36:03I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
36:05I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
36:09You're making the right call, Sean.
36:10I know.
36:11You're a good dad.
36:12Thank you both for everything.
36:13Oh, please.
36:14Honestly, you did all the work.
36:16Very impressive.
36:17Randy, you seem distracted.
36:18Yes.
36:19I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:23You forgot the password?
36:24Today was very stressful.
36:25Sorry.
36:26Snuffleupagus?
36:27Chastity.
36:28Would it be possible to remain yours?
36:29No.
36:30You're a good dad.
36:31Thank you both for everything.
36:32Oh, please.
36:33Honestly, you did all the work.
36:34Very impressive.
36:35Randy, you seem distracted.
36:36Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:39You forgot the password?
36:40Today was very stressful.
36:41Sorry.
36:42Snuffleupagus?
36:43Chastity.
36:44Would it be possible to remain yours?
36:47Your sugar daddy without having any actual, uh, sugar?
36:51No.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:53No, I completely understand.
36:54In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
36:56Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.
36:59Yes.
37:00Why don't we let her get some rice?
37:02Oh, yes, of course.
37:03Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise, so...
37:06Yippee-ki-yay!
37:08Brad, got someone here to see you.
37:10Says he knows Randy.
37:12Perfect.
37:15Hey.
37:16Quique Hernandez.
37:19I'm a huge fan.
37:20I'm a...
37:21What are you doing here?
37:22Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours?
37:26Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend?
37:29Okay.
37:30I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy.
37:32Well, you got me for the next three hours, so, uh, what are we doing?
37:35I got a mitt in my truck.
37:37Uh, you wanna play catch?
37:38Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:40Well, I mean, yeah, if you don't mind, I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove.
37:47Never leave home without one.
37:49Let's do it.
37:50Oh, Leah is finally out.
37:54Oh, that child is like you at night.
37:57Don't wanna miss a thing.
37:59Oh, believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
38:03Ooh.
38:04And, Mom, I-I know that I have been hard on you these last few days.
38:11So you and I see the world very differently, but that does not mean that you are not strong.
38:18It is a superpower to still see the good in people, even after they have taken advantage of you.
38:25Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world and choose to still try to make a difference.
38:38I admire that in you, Nyla.
38:41Thank you, Mom.
38:45And I am grateful that you are you.
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:49Okay, so I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:59That's amazing.
39:00How did I not know you played guitar?
39:01I don't.
39:02So it's gonna be rough.
39:03Like, really rough.
39:04Okay.
39:05And it's in Spanish.
39:06It's already my favorite song.
39:08Let me start all over again.
39:23It's, um...
39:25Sorry, I really tried.
39:28And I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
39:31It's beautiful.
39:33You're beautiful.
39:34How about we finish it together?
39:36Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:38Wait, you're going on tour?
39:40Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:42That's...
39:43That's so exciting.
39:45Are you playing in Paris?
39:46Please, tell me you're playing in Paris, because I will totally come visit.
39:49We will not be in Paris.
39:51We will be in Kiruna.
39:53It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.
39:56How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:58Bright.
39:59Yeah.
40:00I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets,
40:03and we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.
40:05But right now, we have a song to finish.
40:07So, tell me about it.
40:09What was it?
40:10It's, um...
40:11Here first?
40:12Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster.
40:16What is taking so long?
40:18Cielos.
40:20Siempre sea fácil brillar.
40:24Brillar.
40:26Huh?
40:27Cielos.
40:28Cielos.
40:30La, la. I'm not finished.
40:32La, la, la.
40:38Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster.
40:40What is taking so long? I mean, Gray should have posted the list, like, like, minutes ago.
40:45Okay.
40:46Okay, you know this, but it's going to be okay, no matter what that piece of paper says.
40:51I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now. I just really need to know. Oh, my gosh. Hi.
40:56Bring it to you.
40:58Yes. Sorry.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:08I don't think I can look.
41:09Do you want me to look for you?
41:11Yes.
41:12No, um, yeah. Yes, please. Thank you.
41:25Lucy.
41:26Yeah.
41:27Look.
41:28Typical A student.
41:40Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class.
41:43I did it.
41:46Of course you did it.
41:48Congratulations, Jen.
41:50You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:53What? A sergeant position is open?
41:56Um, here?
41:58On the night show.
41:59Oh!
42:00That, okay.
42:01That's great.
42:02Is it possible to trade or...
42:03No.
42:04Yeah.
42:05Again, congratulations.
42:06Sergeant.
42:07Thank you, sir.
42:10Thank you, sir.
42:34Thank you, sir.
42:56Damn it.