- 6/19/2025
Summer Situationship Full Movie (Evan Adams)
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:04If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:06you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:08or you hate their guts.
00:00:10For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:17Jules!
00:00:18Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:20I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:21Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:23This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:26The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:29was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:32and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:34I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:36Clean it up, maid.
00:00:44I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:00:48And you'll always be the girl
00:00:49who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:00:52That's not true, and you know it.
00:00:54I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:00:56has seen your titties.
00:00:59I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:07I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:09Right, Emmett?
00:01:10Yeah.
00:01:11She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:12Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:22at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:28Am I dreaming?
00:01:30No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:35What the hell's going on?
00:01:36Noah?
00:01:40What the hell's going on?
00:01:42Uh, Jules came in here to work,
00:01:44and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:46and she grabbed me.
00:01:47And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:49she just, she just fell.
00:01:51Destiny?
00:01:52Hmm?
00:01:52Is that what happened?
00:01:53That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:55Shut the fuck up,
00:01:56or you're gonna end up being an outcast
00:01:58from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:02:00Why do you even care?
00:02:02She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:04and I had to jump in and,
00:02:06and save your reputation
00:02:07before things got out of hand.
00:02:12Mia?
00:02:12Hmm?
00:02:13Give me your phone.
00:02:14What?
00:02:15Give me your phone.
00:02:16No.
00:02:16Just right here.
00:02:17I got you.
00:02:18Oh!
00:02:20I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:22Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:24If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:27on their phone,
00:02:28they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:30No.
00:02:30Open.
00:02:38I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:41You didn't have to do that.
00:02:43I know.
00:02:47Whoa!
00:02:50Uh,
00:02:51guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:54All right, somebody call the police.
00:02:58Dude, we can't.
00:02:59Yes, we can.
00:03:00No, we can't.
00:03:01This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:02Why would we do that
00:03:02when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:05Wake up, slut.
00:03:06Show's over.
00:03:07Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:08then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:09Fine by me.
00:03:10I'll be by the pool.
00:03:11Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:14Emmett!
00:03:18I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:19but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:22You have to save her.
00:03:23Jules?
00:03:26Jules!
00:03:27Come on!
00:03:28Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:29What do I do?
00:03:30Mouth to mouth.
00:03:31Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:37You okay?
00:03:40Thank God.
00:03:42All right, um,
00:03:43let's get you up.
00:03:45I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:03:47but I need to get back to work.
00:03:48Jules,
00:03:50you're not going anywhere.
00:03:51I'm fine.
00:03:52Yeah, thanks to me.
00:03:53You know, Jules,
00:03:53you better have a pretty good explanation
00:03:55of why you came crawling back to me.
00:03:57What, are you a stripper?
00:03:59I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:01You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:03you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:04lied about it,
00:04:05and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:07And now you come to my summer house
00:04:09with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:11and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:12What are you trying to do?
00:04:16Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:17Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:18You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:20I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:21and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:26You know what I think?
00:04:27I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:32Why would I want you back
00:04:33after everything you've done to me?
00:04:35Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:36and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:38And you know what?
00:04:38I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:40So why don't you just admit it?
00:04:43You still want me.
00:04:44Is he coming on to me?
00:04:49In your dreams.
00:04:52Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:04:54We've been over this a million times.
00:04:55I didn't leak the tape.
00:04:57Yes, you did.
00:04:58And when you did,
00:04:59you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:00and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:02Man, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:05Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:07and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:09And you let her.
00:05:11Did someone say my name?
00:05:16You two are hooking up.
00:05:17We're not hooking up.
00:05:19Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:24We're not hooking up.
00:05:26Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:29Be so fucking for real.
00:05:32Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:05:34It happened a couple months ago.
00:05:35Right when you told everyone
00:05:38to stop talking to me.
00:05:39How convenient.
00:05:42Let the girls talk.
00:05:49After everyone saw your tits online,
00:05:51I knew I couldn't be friends
00:05:52with such an embarrassing skank.
00:05:54Did you just spit on me?
00:06:03Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:05if you didn't feel it.
00:06:08Everything you've ever had
00:06:09or wanted
00:06:11is mine.
00:06:13And I'm not giving any
00:06:15of it back.
00:06:17Especially Noah.
00:06:17Did you see that?
00:06:25She shoved me.
00:06:26Oh my God.
00:06:27Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:06:28a lie like that.
00:06:29I'm always honest.
00:06:31You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:06:37Thanks, Noe.
00:06:39Fire her.
00:06:41Fire her.
00:06:51Do you really think firing her
00:06:53would be the best option?
00:06:55I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:06:56if we let her serve us all summer.
00:06:59Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:01And this is my rental too.
00:07:03So, what I say goes.
00:07:06Mia and I are splitting
00:07:14the summer house.
00:07:16So you should probably go.
00:07:19I found something for you
00:07:21when I was cleaning.
00:07:25Have fun fucking
00:07:27Mia's pointy vagina.
00:07:31Jules.
00:07:32Look, I know things
00:07:36have probably been
00:07:37really tough
00:07:37since your dad
00:07:38died last summer.
00:07:43I want you to take this.
00:07:45Okay?
00:07:45It's what you would have made
00:07:46if you worked for me
00:07:47all summer.
00:07:48I don't want
00:07:49your pity check.
00:07:51Thank God.
00:07:52I can't believe
00:07:52I ever wanted you.
00:07:53This is too humiliating.
00:07:55I'll find another way
00:07:56to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:02What are you doing home?
00:08:09I lost my job
00:08:11at the summer house.
00:08:12No, no.
00:08:13That was the only thing
00:08:15keeping us afloat.
00:08:16Jules, when your father died
00:08:17he left us in
00:08:17$100,000 in debt.
00:08:19I know.
00:08:20But I was working for Mia
00:08:21and she fired me.
00:08:23Mia?
00:08:24Her father owns the hospital
00:08:25that put us into this debt.
00:08:27But her father said
00:08:28that if you worked
00:08:29at their summer house
00:08:30he would forgive our debt.
00:08:31Jules, if you don't
00:08:33get this job back
00:08:34we will lose everything.
00:08:35Everything.
00:08:41I'm so glad
00:08:42you took out the trash
00:08:43my little knowy.
00:08:45Please don't call me that.
00:08:48You're really proving yourself
00:08:49to be marriage material.
00:08:51I'm gonna call daddy
00:08:52and have him send you
00:08:53some money
00:08:53so you can go out
00:08:54and buy me a ring.
00:08:54Mia?
00:08:56Slow down, okay?
00:08:58We've only been dating
00:08:58for two months.
00:09:01What, you still have feelings
00:09:03for Jules or something?
00:09:04I don't know what
00:09:05you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:07Mia, do not say anything
00:09:08mean about Jules.
00:09:09Why not?
00:09:10That grubby little maid
00:09:11ruined your life
00:09:12with her sex tape.
00:09:13I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:09:15than a frigid bitch.
00:09:17What are you still doing here?
00:09:18You don't even work here anymore.
00:09:20Tell me this.
00:09:21Are you genuinely stupid
00:09:23or do you just not get it?
00:09:24Nobody wants you here.
00:09:27I can't back down.
00:09:28Not if I want to save my family.
00:09:30I'm not talking to you.
00:09:33I'm talking to you.
00:09:35I need this job.
00:09:37I need you to choose me.
00:09:38After everything that happened
00:09:40between us,
00:09:41I shouldn't want her.
00:09:42But I do.
00:09:44What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:48What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:50I'll do whatever you want.
00:09:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:54No one can make him happier
00:09:55than me.
00:09:57Tell her, Noah.
00:09:59Prove it.
00:10:03I'll work harder
00:10:04than I ever have before.
00:10:06And I'll do whatever you say.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:10Enough with this little
00:10:11seduction act of yours.
00:10:13And keep your grubby hands
00:10:14off of my boyfriend!
00:10:17Mia?
00:10:17I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:21Alone.
00:10:22Well, she better be gone
00:10:23by the time I'm back.
00:10:29She really has you by the balls.
00:10:32Don't insult me.
00:10:34Or what?
00:10:36You'll spank me?
00:10:37You can leave now.
00:10:39Hey.
00:10:42You won't let me work here
00:10:43because it'd be too tempting
00:10:45to bang me.
00:10:47You're right.
00:10:50Read my lips, Jules.
00:10:54You're fired.
00:10:57You're right.
00:10:59Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:03You're fired.
00:11:04You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:11:11you know that?
00:11:11Yeah, I know.
00:11:12It's part of my charm.
00:11:13Hey, where are you going?
00:11:14Jules, you can't just leave.
00:11:16Jules!
00:11:17You can't just leave.
00:11:20You fired me.
00:11:22I can do whatever I want.
00:11:23Jules, you're so hot.
00:11:28I love you.
00:11:28You're ticklish.
00:11:32Please tell me
00:11:33this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:35Does it look like
00:11:36she's drinking, huh?
00:11:43Noah?
00:11:44You come over here.
00:11:45Now.
00:11:46Mia, why is image cock
00:11:51in your hand?
00:11:53Mia, how long have you
00:11:54been fucking my roommate?
00:11:55Don't be prude.
00:11:56It's just a hand job.
00:11:58You sure know
00:11:59how to make Noah happy,
00:12:00don't you, Mia?
00:12:02Don't be jealous
00:12:02because I know
00:12:03how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:06Follow my lead
00:12:06and we'll talk about
00:12:07you keeping your job.
00:12:07What are you doing?
00:12:28What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:33You want your job back?
00:12:39Fuck me.
00:12:43Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:12:45Play along.
00:12:46Why would I do that?
00:12:48You want your job back?
00:12:49You've got to earn it.
00:12:51Oh, Jules, your body
00:12:52is so sexy.
00:12:57Okay, fine.
00:12:58Go ahead.
00:12:59You're crazy.
00:13:04I'm committed.
00:13:08Yeah, baby.
00:13:09Give it to me.
00:13:11You better give me
00:13:12my job back after this.
00:13:14I am the only person
00:13:15you can trust
00:13:16in this house full of snakes.
00:13:19Noah, come out right now.
00:13:23Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:25Oh, I'm coming
00:13:26for the third time.
00:13:28Oh!
00:13:29Oh, come on, baby!
00:13:30Show me what you got!
00:13:35Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:13:36Hand me your shirt.
00:13:37Now, now, now!
00:13:51Are you seriously
00:13:52fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56Thanks for warming him up
00:13:57for me the past few months.
00:13:58You fucking bitch.
00:14:00You can't stay here.
00:14:01You don't work
00:14:02for me anymore.
00:14:03Take it up with Noah.
00:14:05This isn't over.
00:14:07If you think
00:14:08that you can just
00:14:09climb your way
00:14:09back up the social ladder
00:14:11that easy,
00:14:12you're wrong.
00:14:14I'm gonna make
00:14:15your life hell.
00:14:16your time to get back at me
00:14:23as cringe as hell.
00:14:24You know what?
00:14:25I should thank you
00:14:25because now that
00:14:26Mia's off my hands,
00:14:27I can just be with Jules.
00:14:28Oh, you're gonna blow it
00:14:29just like you did last time.
00:14:31Oh, wait.
00:14:32I guess she really
00:14:32blew it when she leaked
00:14:34the sex date, didn't she?
00:14:35You know what?
00:14:36Let's make a bet.
00:14:37Yeah, me and you.
00:14:38Let's make a bet.
00:14:38We're the last two candidates
00:14:39for the Lehman internship,
00:14:40right?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42What about it?
00:14:42If I stay with Jules
00:14:45till the end of the summer,
00:14:46you back off the internship.
00:14:48Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:14:49I'll back off.
00:14:50Internship will be yours.
00:14:53Yeah, she's really
00:14:53gonna stay with you
00:14:54with all five and a half inches
00:14:55of Emmett Coburn
00:14:56in this house.
00:14:58You're on.
00:15:04We need to talk.
00:15:09Emmett, get out.
00:15:12Did I get my job back?
00:15:16Actually, you've been promoted
00:15:17to be my new girlfriend.
00:15:25You're nuts.
00:15:26I'm not a hooker.
00:15:28I'm not crazy,
00:15:29and I don't pay for sex.
00:15:32Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:15:35Oh, says the girl
00:15:35that didn't want my money.
00:15:37Well, I changed my mind.
00:15:39Now, I need $100,000.
00:15:40I need $100,000.
00:15:42Done.
00:15:44Pull this off with me,
00:15:45and at the end of the summer,
00:15:46this money will be yours.
00:15:51Give me that.
00:15:52Not yet.
00:15:58Give me that.
00:15:59Not yet.
00:16:00I will give this to you
00:16:01on the last day
00:16:02at the summer house.
00:16:04But until then,
00:16:05this money's mine.
00:16:06This check is enough
00:16:09to save my mom,
00:16:10my house,
00:16:11and my dignity.
00:16:13I'll do it.
00:16:16Great.
00:16:20Let's seal the deal.
00:16:27Let's shake on it.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:29All right.
00:16:37Let's set some ground rules.
00:16:47Rule number one.
00:16:49No boners.
00:16:51You know,
00:16:51I can handle my own boners.
00:16:54You got any other rules,
00:16:54Madam President?
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:57Just one.
00:16:59No feelings.
00:17:01I don't want things
00:17:02to get complicated.
00:17:05You're my complication, Jules.
00:17:10Do you have any rules for me?
00:17:14Yeah, I do.
00:17:16I have one.
00:17:18No one touches you with me.
00:17:20You don't own me.
00:17:25Jules,
00:17:26I'm being serious.
00:17:27While we do this,
00:17:28I don't want you
00:17:29hooking up with anybody else.
00:17:31So you really want to be
00:17:33the last person
00:17:34I had sex with, huh?
00:17:35Oh, I'm the last person
00:17:36you had sex with?
00:17:37Don't get an ego about it.
00:17:39Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:17:43Let the show begin.
00:17:44Ew.
00:17:49Not having dinner with her,
00:17:51there's a reason
00:17:51we kicked her out of the group.
00:17:53You kicked me out.
00:17:55Everyone else
00:17:56was on my side
00:17:57and left your sorry ass
00:17:58in the dirt.
00:17:59Including your little
00:18:00sex tape partner over here.
00:18:02At least I
00:18:03didn't show your dick
00:18:05to the entire world
00:18:06like this skank.
00:18:07Mia?
00:18:10Do not talk to me
00:18:11or Jules like that again.
00:18:13This is my house.
00:18:14And Jules is my...
00:18:19I'm his permanent guest.
00:18:21I'm not going anywhere.
00:18:25My mom.
00:18:27Jason!
00:18:28Can we get some fucking service?
00:18:32Dinner
00:18:33is served.
00:18:38Let's fucking go!
00:18:41Yay!
00:18:42Mm-hmm.
00:18:43Mm-hmm.
00:18:44Oops.
00:18:49I spilled.
00:18:52Emmett?
00:18:53You want to help?
00:18:55Yeah?
00:19:03Look at Jules squirm.
00:19:06Oh, she can release
00:19:08a sex tape
00:19:09but can't take a body shot.
00:19:15Noah,
00:19:16are you thirsty?
00:19:22Jules,
00:19:23take your shirt off.
00:19:24Jules.
00:19:32I'm in mode again.
00:19:35I'm in beast mode.
00:19:40I'm gonna go.
00:19:41That's a troll again.
00:19:42Where I been?
00:19:43That shit never know.
00:19:44Jules rollin in.
00:19:45Look, it's gold.
00:19:45Losers gotta go.
00:19:46I'm on 10 again.
00:19:47I can't stop.
00:19:48No, I cannot.
00:19:49Oops. Spilled a little.
00:19:54Jaws, I'm still thirsty.
00:20:05Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:20:08I have to go.
00:20:17If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:20:19you can take a sip of it for me.
00:20:22Choke on it.
00:20:27Don't run away from me.
00:20:32Why did you kiss me out there?
00:20:34It was an act, Jules.
00:20:36And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:20:40You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:20:43Yeah, I know.
00:20:45Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:20:47You're shivering.
00:20:47Come here.
00:21:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:21:02I'll take the couch.
00:21:03What are you doing here?
00:21:25And where is Noah?
00:21:26Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:21:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:21:36Whatever.
00:21:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:21:41Mia's your best friend.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43She's also a huge bitch.
00:21:45People contain multitudes.
00:21:48Don't be scared of Mia.
00:21:49She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:21:52And she's jealous of you still.
00:21:55And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:21:58If you know what I mean.
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:01Do you like what you see?
00:22:13I do, actually.
00:22:15I do, actually.
00:22:15What are you doing?
00:22:35Taking a shower.
00:22:36I do, actually.
00:22:36I do, actually.
00:22:37I do, actually.
00:22:37I do, actually.
00:22:38I do, actually.
00:22:39I do, however.
00:22:40No good ones.
00:22:42You wish.
00:22:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:22:52I got some friends coming over.
00:22:53Meet me at the pool.
00:23:06What's with this guy?
00:23:07One minute, he's ice cold.
00:23:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:23:16Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:23:25Let's give her something to stare at.
00:23:39I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:23:42Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:23:46Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:23:48You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:23:51You're right.
00:23:53It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:23:59Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:24:03Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:24:09Mia, would you relax?
00:24:11We're not taking a vote.
00:24:12We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:24:15What's Survivor?
00:24:16A show for old people.
00:24:17Ew!
00:24:18It's so boring.
00:24:20I'm kidding!
00:24:22Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:24:24What game is she trying to play?
00:24:28Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:24:35Wow!
00:24:36Oh, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:24:39That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:24:41Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:24:48It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:24:51What are you talking about?
00:24:54I never said anything about it, save it.
00:24:57Herb's right here.
00:25:00And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:25:03Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:25:06I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:25:13I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:25:19Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:25:21Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:25:26They can?
00:25:28I never said that.
00:25:29Mia did.
00:25:30She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:25:33Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:25:37Hey, I made good money for these.
00:25:41Mia, would you knock it off?
00:25:42Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:25:44Really?
00:25:45Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:25:47She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:25:50Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:25:55Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:25:58You said that about me?
00:26:00I can explain.
00:26:02Save your breath.
00:26:10Oh, bitch!
00:26:15Don't touch me!
00:26:16Get off of me!
00:26:29Yes, it's over.
00:26:30Say that again with your shirt off.
00:26:38Mom.
00:26:43Mom.
00:26:45You and Jules are officially over.
00:26:58No, no, no way, dude.
00:26:59Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:27:02Don't come crawling back.
00:27:06Speak of the devil.
00:27:07You hooked up with Jules?
00:27:13Dude, look.
00:27:15You hooked up with Jules!
00:27:16I don't know what's going on.
00:27:17What do you mean, Jules?
00:27:18It's pretty fucking clear.
00:27:19You hooked up!
00:27:22Fuck!
00:27:23Yeah, you're fucked.
00:27:25Emmett, stop!
00:27:26Fuck you, Jules!
00:27:27Stop!
00:27:27Stop!
00:27:27Stop!
00:27:27Did you post this?
00:27:41Jules, did you post this?
00:27:47I don't know.
00:27:48Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:27:51What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:27:52How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:27:57Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:28:02You know what?
00:28:04Everyone was right about you.
00:28:05You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:28:08Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:28:10Lose my number.
00:28:11I never want to see you again.
00:28:14Fine.
00:28:14Feelings mutual.
00:28:15Great.
00:28:19You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:28:25Mia, thank God you're here.
00:28:28Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:28:32You're a skank.
00:28:34So get out and don't come back.
00:28:42Ah!
00:28:45Help!
00:28:47Help!
00:28:48Help!
00:29:00You saved me?
00:29:10Ah.
00:29:11That feels better.
00:29:15Wasn't it?
00:29:17And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:29:23Emmett.
00:29:25Don't even think about it.
00:29:26Go on, Jules.
00:29:27Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:29:29Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:29:30We have to talk.
00:29:35Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:29:38One step closer to making her mind.
00:29:52Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:29:54I can explain everything.
00:29:55Good.
00:29:55Explain.
00:29:57Now.
00:29:57You're a hottie, you know that?
00:30:05Takes one to know one.
00:30:07Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:30:15I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:30:19I never said that, okay?
00:30:20You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:30:33That way everyone can see it.
00:30:35But for right now, it's party time.
00:30:39OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:30:48I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:30:52How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:30:55You don't know him like I do.
00:30:57If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:31:00Ew, spare me the visual.
00:31:02I thought you hated that guy.
00:31:04Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:31:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:31:10But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:31:13More than I ever liked anyone.
00:31:17The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:31:20Except for the one about you.
00:31:22I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:31:24That's true.
00:31:29Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:31:37Is that true?
00:31:44It's true.
00:31:45I liked you.
00:31:48Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:31:50I mean, really.
00:31:53All right.
00:31:53I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:31:55So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:31:57Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:32:01I guess you can't.
00:32:05There's no way for me to prove it.
00:32:13I know it was a really long time ago.
00:32:15But when I really think about it,
00:32:17I really liked you, Jules.
00:32:19I really did.
00:32:23I give those to you until the end of today?
00:32:26To what, Bone?
00:32:27They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:32:31It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:32:33I don't think they remember you exist.
00:32:39Then I'll make them remember.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:45The rules of the game are simple.
00:32:47You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:32:49When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:32:54Mm-hmm.
00:32:57She's never kissed me like that.
00:33:19My turn.
00:33:20My turn.
00:33:20No smoke.
00:33:31Looks like we have to kiss.
00:33:36The road.
00:33:37The road.
00:33:41The road.
00:33:42The road.
00:33:44The road.
00:33:45The road.
00:33:46The road.
00:33:47The road.
00:33:49The road.
00:33:50Keep the circle moving.
00:33:56If you want to really piss me off,
00:33:59kiss me like you mean it.
00:34:05Get off of me.
00:34:07Dude, I took her virginity.
00:34:09What's a little peck?
00:34:12Why would you tell everyone that?
00:34:14Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:19Hey, Jules.
00:34:21Jules.
00:34:22You're a pig.
00:34:23Hey, Emmett is lying.
00:34:24Okay?
00:34:25He's lying.
00:34:26I knew that you guys were hooking up all right?
00:34:28right but that was well before I had feelings for you you have feelings for
00:34:33me I knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before I
00:34:40had feelings for you you have feelings for me yes Jules I have feelings for
00:34:44you you do yeah I have all the feelings confusion frustration blind rage yeah
00:34:52but you know what sometimes Jules sometimes you make me really happy look
00:34:57I know that you're hurt I broke your trust and when that video was leaked my
00:35:02trust was broken too what do you mean I mean I trusted you and you let me down
00:35:12and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again do you want to get back
00:35:17together you said no feelings yeah you're right so tell me you want to be with me
00:35:25tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract tell me you want to do
00:35:29this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:35:32well looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:35:41why is he so obsessed with her doesn't he know that she's poor I didn't know she was
00:35:47poor mm-hmm parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer and the only
00:35:53reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still
00:35:57owes money to maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:36:01spending money always makes me feel better yes yes that's a great idea you should go do that right
00:36:06it's not that easy stop avoiding the question I'm not avoiding it look if I don't get the money
00:36:19I'll lose everything what do you mean I mean yeah and I want to take you shopping
00:36:26destiny me and Jules are talking she's about to answer a very important question I don't want to go
00:36:33shopping with Mia but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:36:38or tell him about my dad in the debt we can talk later I promise
00:36:43the girls go shopping Saturdays are for the boys
00:36:56must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much he wants me I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:37:03once I get Jules and the Lehman internship dude the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the
00:37:09entire country it was tailored for sigmas like me the internship is mine believe me me and Jules are
00:37:16doing this for good or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up
00:37:20if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in oh my god it's gorgeous
00:37:36I'm gonna go try the sun
00:37:38you ordered the wrong size
00:37:47uh no I used the measurements that you gave me
00:37:50no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:37:52maybe the zipper's stuck
00:37:54what are you doing
00:37:55I'm shopping
00:37:57do you not remember me
00:37:59I used to be in here all the time
00:38:01oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:38:03she can only shop at thrift stores
00:38:05but what Mia says goes
00:38:07so your money's no good here
00:38:09you know what
00:38:11you're right
00:38:12I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:38:16that's it
00:38:17you're out
00:38:18oh Mr. Allen
00:38:20excuse me
00:38:21I'm just gonna take out the trash
00:38:22trash
00:38:23that's my girlfriend
00:38:25apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:38:33see this car
00:38:35has no spending limit
00:38:38my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:38:39and I would like to try this dress on first
00:38:44no wait this is mine
00:38:45are you gonna purchase it
00:38:46no
00:38:47not with this janky little zipper
00:38:49great let's try it on Jules
00:38:50what do you think
00:39:05Noah
00:39:09will you come help zip me up
00:39:12of course
00:39:15you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:39:22is it too expensive
00:39:24no
00:39:26it breaks a no boner rule
00:39:28well
00:39:35aren't you gonna thank me
00:39:37thank you
00:39:46Noah
00:39:46you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:39:50like lipstick
00:39:52on a fucking pig
00:39:54put the dress on my card
00:39:59excuse me
00:40:03um
00:40:03I am missing a very expensive necklace
00:40:07I bet she stole it
00:40:09I would never
00:40:10then dump out your bag and prove it
00:40:13fine
00:40:15whatever Mia
00:40:16see
00:40:29told ya
00:40:30I don't know how that got there
00:40:38well she stole it
00:40:40and
00:40:41I believe that
00:40:43five hundred dollars is a felony
00:40:44call the police
00:40:46don't call the police
00:40:48this is all my fault
00:40:50no it's not
00:40:51yes it is
00:40:52I wanted to surprise you
00:40:54so I put the necklace in your purse
00:40:56but I was gonna pay for it
00:40:57once everybody left
00:40:58you can't do this
00:41:00it's a waste of money
00:41:01neither of us want me to win
00:41:03it's worth it
00:41:05trust me
00:41:06thank you
00:41:07beautiful in that dress
00:41:08put the necklace on my card as well
00:41:10please and thank you
00:41:11hey
00:41:19come here
00:41:20come here
00:41:20come here
00:41:20okay
00:41:21there he is
00:41:24Jules is looking pretty
00:41:26hot tonight
00:41:27yeah Jules looks hot every night
00:41:29well enjoy it while it lasts
00:41:30because after tonight
00:41:31I'll have a little slut
00:41:32begging for me
00:41:33watch your mouth
00:41:38don't talk about Jules like that
00:41:40okay dude
00:41:42Jules is mine first
00:41:43I dumped her
00:41:44okay
00:41:45it's a matter of time
00:41:46before she comes running back to me
00:41:48Jules broke up with you
00:41:49so she could be with me
00:41:50okay
00:41:52okay all right
00:41:53let's add some heat to our bet
00:41:55yeah
00:41:56I get Jules' panties off
00:41:58by the end of tonight
00:41:59you hand over the Lehman internship
00:42:00and never come back to the summer house
00:42:02hmm
00:42:02fine
00:42:03and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:42:04I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer
00:42:06okay
00:42:07I don't even want you looking at her
00:42:08deal
00:42:10you better not make me go into that club alone
00:42:16Jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:42:19eat shit
00:42:26hey
00:42:27don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:42:30enjoy it while it lasts Noah
00:42:33because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:42:35unless it's with me
00:42:36hey
00:42:46where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:42:52uh
00:42:52I don't know
00:42:53Jules
00:42:53you uh
00:42:55you didn't answer my question
00:42:56about what?
00:42:58the music in here?
00:43:00because I think it sucks
00:43:01Jules
00:43:02tell me that you want to be with me
00:43:05for real
00:43:06no contracts
00:43:07and no money
00:43:07I mean it
00:43:08I need Jules to come with me
00:43:11uh Destiny
00:43:12we're right in the middle of something
00:43:13like I care
00:43:15I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:43:17I'm sorry
00:43:19we'll talk about it later okay
00:43:21have fun
00:43:22here
00:43:24put this on
00:43:25I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:43:28you're crazy
00:43:34well if you're too afraid
00:43:35you can just back out now
00:43:37you're on
00:43:42follow me
00:43:48let the show begin
00:43:54you think you're hot shit
00:44:04well it's time for you to prove it
00:44:07everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:44:11tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
00:44:15the rules are simple
00:44:19each one of these smoke shows
00:44:21will give one lucky man
00:44:23a lap dance
00:44:24and you get to vote
00:44:25on who is hotter
00:44:27come on
00:44:28come on
00:44:42come on
00:44:45come back
00:44:47come and
00:44:56come back
00:44:59here
00:45:00come back
00:45:07come back
00:45:14come back
00:45:16Top that.
00:45:35Top that.
00:45:46You're the most beautiful girl here, Sharma.
00:46:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special, now.
00:46:24Yeah?
00:46:25I got you.
00:46:29Here's a tip.
00:46:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:46:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:46:41Mia!
00:46:43Woo!
00:46:46As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:46:52I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public rhetoric.
00:46:59Jules, wait!
00:47:04You look upset.
00:47:07What are you, my therapist?
00:47:09Fuck off!
00:47:10No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:47:14Jules.
00:47:16I have something that can make you feel better.
00:47:22What is that?
00:47:23Oh, you got time?
00:47:25Come on, Jules.
00:47:26You want to have some fun?
00:47:31No, thanks.
00:47:32Oh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
00:47:33Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:47:36Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:47:40Better play along.
00:47:41Bottoms up.
00:47:53Cheers.
00:47:55All right.
00:47:56Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:47:58Come on.
00:47:59I'm gonna go change.
00:48:00Destin.
00:48:05Have you seen Jules?
00:48:06I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:48:08Emmett was with her.
00:48:11That little shit.
00:48:18Don't move.
00:48:19What do you think you're doing?
00:48:26Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:48:28You both know you want this.
00:48:30Be gentle.
00:48:31Just like our first time, remember?
00:48:33Back off.
00:48:35Relax, baby.
00:48:37Let that e-kick in.
00:48:37You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:48:40Oh.
00:48:41I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:48:43Let go of me.
00:48:44This is just gonna take a minute.
00:48:48Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:48:52Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:48:54Jules?
00:48:56Jules, are you in there?
00:48:57Noah, help me!
00:48:59Noah, help me!
00:49:05Emmett!
00:49:06Get off of her!
00:49:08You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:49:11What's the big deal now, huh?
00:49:14Emmett!
00:49:15She doesn't want you!
00:49:16What are you doing?
00:49:18She wants me so bad, dude.
00:49:20Even if she won't say so.
00:49:26Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:49:28I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:49:32Wait, stop!
00:49:36This asshole isn't worth it.
00:49:55You look like shit.
00:49:57Jules just kicked my ass.
00:49:59All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:50:02Hey!
00:50:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:50:10Mia, stop.
00:50:12This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:50:16Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:50:18He's so fucking for real.
00:50:19Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:50:21You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:50:26And you know what?
00:50:28He's coming back to the house with me.
00:50:30Tonight.
00:50:31Mia, sit down.
00:50:33Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:50:36I will kill you.
00:50:38Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:50:39Let's go.
00:50:40I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:50:55Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:50:58Ow.
00:50:59You're hurt.
00:51:00Let me help you.
00:51:00I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:51:25I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:51:27I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:51:29Really.
00:51:30I didn't take them.
00:51:32You didn't take the pills?
00:51:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:51:41It's twice as fun.
00:51:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:51:51What are you trying to give me?
00:51:57Rocky Road.
00:52:00Ow.
00:52:00Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:52:02This is how you repay me?
00:52:04How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:52:08I'm not an asshole.
00:52:10No.
00:52:11You're the king of assholes.
00:52:12You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:52:23I gotta show you something.
00:52:24I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:52:36I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:52:36I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:52:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:52:42I wanted you all summer.
00:52:56I wanted you all summer.
00:52:58I wanted you all summer.
00:53:01I need you all summer.
00:53:02I need you all summer.
00:53:03I need you all summer.
00:53:04Stop breathing.
00:53:05I need you all summer.
00:53:06I need you all summer.
00:53:07I need you all summer.
00:53:08Stop breathing.
00:53:09Stop breathing.
00:53:13What if somebody sees her?
00:53:14Everybody's at the club.
00:53:16I'm taking it upstairs.
00:53:39Hi! This is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:53:55Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:54:02Okay, bye.
00:54:09Hey, sleepy little.
00:54:18What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:54:22I'm ready for another round.
00:54:24Hey, can you knock?
00:54:26Can you put your boner away?
00:54:29Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:54:32Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:54:33It's worse than a fire!
00:54:35Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:54:45You're fucking with me.
00:54:47What's the big deal?
00:54:48Uh, there's the drugs.
00:54:49And the mess.
00:54:50And you.
00:54:51What about me?
00:54:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way.
00:54:54Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:54:58I need to get out of here.
00:54:59I'll hide Jules.
00:55:00I'll distract Mom.
00:55:04Yo, Jason.
00:55:05I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:55:06Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:55:13Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:55:14Got it.
00:55:23Get your brother.
00:55:25Now.
00:55:28Mom!
00:55:29Wait!
00:55:30Noah!
00:55:31Uh.
00:55:32My baby boy!
00:55:33Mom!
00:55:34Hi!
00:55:35Hey!
00:55:36Mom!
00:55:37I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
00:55:39Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
00:55:49Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:55:55I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
00:55:56Oh.
00:55:57She just left.
00:55:58I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
00:55:59What is that slut doing here?
00:56:02You're the girl from the sex tape.
00:56:03Get out of this house.
00:56:04Mom.
00:56:05Noah, a little help?
00:56:06Uh, Mom.
00:56:07Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
00:56:09Uh, yes.
00:56:10It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
00:56:14Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
00:56:15Lisa.
00:56:16My second mommy.
00:56:17Mwah.
00:56:18Mwah.
00:56:19Mwah.
00:56:20Mwah.
00:56:21We need to talk about engagement plans.
00:56:22Oh, yes we do.
00:56:23a little help? Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
00:56:31Uh, yes. It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son. Well, it's nice to see you with
00:56:39your clothes on. Lisa. My second, Mommy. We need to talk about engagement plans. Oh, yes, we do.
00:56:49You're marrying Mia now? I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay? But
00:56:56after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her. Look, just play along for
00:56:59a couple hours, okay? Please? My head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me some
00:57:13aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks. She's better. Water. Water. I need water.
00:57:32Jules, what did you give my mom? Aspirin. Aspirin? Woo! It's so hot here. Jules, do you
00:57:44have any more of that aspirin? Oh, no. Woo! Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some
00:57:52of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar. Wow. Oh, that's enough. Uh, I've
00:57:59got to talk to you. Let's go. Woo! Jules, what is wrong with her? Your mom took the drugs
00:58:04that Emmett gave me at the club. No way. You gave her those? I didn't give them. She found
00:58:09them. Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way, Jules. She hates you already. What is
00:58:14she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs? Where did she go?
00:58:33Mom, get out of the pool. No way. It feels so good. Oh, wait, no. Oh, I'm drowning.
00:58:43Mia, save me. Oh, absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
00:58:50Help! Help!
00:58:54Oh!
00:59:04Ah! Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:59:11You saved me.
00:59:13Here, I brought you some tea.
00:59:22I was wrong about you.
00:59:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
00:59:34Thank you for taking care of her.
00:59:37I hope I was a good maid.
00:59:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
00:59:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
00:59:45You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
00:59:51I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
00:59:54No feelings, remember?
01:00:01I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:00:05I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:00:08I need that money more than I want you.
01:00:14When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:00:19If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:00:22So it was really always just about the money?
01:00:25Really?
01:00:27When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:00:29But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:00:33Come with me.
01:00:45I want to give you the money.
01:00:48Not as your boss.
01:00:49As your boyfriend.
01:00:50Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:00:52I don't know what to say.
01:00:56Just let me take care of you.
01:01:01And tell me that you love me.
01:01:07I don't think I can say it.
01:01:12Let me take care of you.
01:01:17It's the least you can do.
01:01:20Fine.
01:01:22You can take care of me, okay?
01:01:24And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:01:27I know you do.
01:01:29Good morning, everyone.
01:01:34Oh, my God.
01:01:35Lisa, you're okay.
01:01:36Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:01:41I was just leaving.
01:01:43You're not leaving, Jules.
01:01:44We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:01:50After your little sex video was released,
01:01:53at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:01:56But, after you saved me,
01:02:00all I can say is...
01:02:03Welcome to the family!
01:02:07Wait.
01:02:08You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:02:11That was before you left me to drown.
01:02:15I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:02:19Adios.
01:02:22Bye, Mom.
01:02:26I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:02:29Good luck with that.
01:02:31I don't need luck.
01:02:33I have a really big brain.
01:02:35Hmph!
01:02:40There must be something incriminating in here.
01:02:47What is this?
01:02:49Hmph.
01:02:50Ew, what died in here?
01:02:57My manhood.
01:02:59Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:03:01Really?
01:03:05I don't like to read.
01:03:07It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:03:09They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:03:14That's cheating.
01:03:15Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:03:19I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:03:27I thought this was summer vacation.
01:03:30I know. I know.
01:03:32But, I've gotta work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:03:37What up, lovebirds?
01:03:38Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:03:42You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:03:47Who are you?
01:03:49I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:03:59Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:04:01What are you doing here?
01:04:03Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:04:05I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:04:10The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:04:13I'd like to be your friend.
01:04:19I have enough friends.
01:04:20Thanks.
01:04:23Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:04:27I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:04:29and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:04:31The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:04:38And I get bored easy.
01:04:42Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:04:48Interview starts now.
01:04:50Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:04:52Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:04:55Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:04:57That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:05:00Mm?
01:05:06That's the guy you want to work for?
01:05:09He's a total clown.
01:05:11Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:05:15And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:05:18But don't you already have enough money?
01:05:20Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:05:22I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:05:27I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:05:31And then our sex tape got released.
01:05:33And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:05:36The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:05:40Jules, I need this internship.
01:05:42And so do you.
01:05:43Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:05:50You lied to me.
01:05:51No, I didn't lie to you.
01:05:52I just...
01:05:54I just didn't tell you everything.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:59Everybody!
01:06:01Let's get the party started!
01:06:04I love it!
01:06:07Grab your back.
01:06:10Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:06:16I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:06:19There's something special about you.
01:06:21You're so...
01:06:23beautiful.
01:06:25Thanks!
01:06:26But I'm taken.
01:06:28I'm not trying to marry you.
01:06:30Noah, tell me...
01:06:32Who snatched this hottie up?
01:06:34That'd be me.
01:06:37You're a lucky man.
01:06:39I know.
01:06:43How long is he gonna be here?
01:06:45I'll protect you.
01:06:47And look at here!
01:06:49The happy little couple.
01:06:51From...
01:06:52soulmates to soulmates.
01:06:53The soulmates.
01:06:58Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:07:01Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:07:04Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:07:07Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:07:09What bet?
01:07:10What bet?
01:07:12What bet?
01:07:14I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:07:20That's not true.
01:07:22Yeah, it is.
01:07:23I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:07:26I recorded the whole thing.
01:07:27You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:07:33I don't wanna hear it.
01:07:35Yeah...
01:07:37It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:07:40Hm?
01:07:41I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:07:44I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:07:47I was nothing but a check to you.
01:07:50Both of you can fuck off.
01:07:55Chicks, dude.
01:07:57I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:07:59I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:08:02I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:08:05Hypothetic.
01:08:07Me.
01:08:09Whatever, dude.
01:08:12What were you thinking?
01:08:14That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:08:17I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:08:22You're a sexy girl.
01:08:24We could have a lot of fun.
01:08:26I don't have time for that shit.
01:08:28Then make time.
01:08:30There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:08:32The boys share their toys.
01:08:34And I wanna play with you.
01:08:36I don't wanna be played with.
01:08:38If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:08:41The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:08:45Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:08:48What do I have to do?
01:08:50Let me borrow you for the night.
01:08:52Let me borrow you for the night.
01:08:57In your dreams, Perv.
01:09:02Mia.
01:09:04You know where Jules is?
01:09:06You're still caught up on that skank?
01:09:08Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:09:10What do you mean?
01:09:11Mia.
01:09:13A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:09:15Get it through your head.
01:09:16I wanna be with Jules.
01:09:18Why do you like her so much?
01:09:20I don't like her.
01:09:23I love her.
01:09:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:09:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:09:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:09:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:09:34Found your girlfriend.
01:09:35If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:09:50Yes.
01:09:51And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:09:53We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:09:56My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:09:59Wait.
01:10:01Now I know where I recognize you.
01:10:03Damn.
01:10:04You are great.
01:10:05Just one kiss.
01:10:07That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:10:16Don't play hard to get!
01:10:23Get off her.
01:10:28Get off her.
01:10:30Let me have my fun.
01:10:32Then you can take your turn.
01:10:33If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:10:35You wouldn't dare.
01:10:38You little shit.
01:10:40You'll never work for Lehman.
01:10:41Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:10:47You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:10:50You wanna mess with me?
01:10:51You wanna mess with me?
01:10:52Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:10:57You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:10:59Please, don't tell my wife.
01:11:00Get out of my face, old man.
01:11:01How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:02How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:04How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:05How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:06It wasn't what it looked like.
01:11:07Don't lie to me.
01:11:08I saw you kissing back.
01:11:09I laid that back...
01:11:12How could you relate to him, Jules.
01:11:14How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:16How?
01:11:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:18It wasn't what it looked like.
01:11:19Don't lie to me.
01:11:20I saw you kissing back.
01:11:22I should be the one that's mad.
01:11:27You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:11:30You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:11:35Tell him that he's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
01:11:38Now tell him you love him it matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:11:52You're fired get out of my house
01:11:55You're gone for good bitch
01:12:13You never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go I
01:12:19Played you and I won
01:12:22This has nothing to do with you
01:12:25Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me. I
01:12:33Planted the camera in your room and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:12:39And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:12:47You thought you were better than me
01:12:49But I always win
01:12:51All I fucking do is win
01:13:00Miserable bitch like you will never win
01:13:02Mom
01:13:11I saved the house
01:13:12It's too late
01:13:15Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:13:23Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:13:26That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything
01:13:31Can I help you?
01:13:45What are you doing in that uniform?
01:13:47My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:13:51I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so
01:13:57Do you need anything?
01:13:57I have a big tip for you
01:14:05I have a big tip for you
01:14:06I have a big tip for you
01:14:07Seriously?
01:14:08Smile more
01:14:09This money feels dirty. I never want to see this check again
01:14:20I have a big tip for you
01:14:21Let's check again
01:14:31Miss me?
01:14:37Miss me?
01:14:37get lost i deserve that
01:14:47look i wrote us up a new contract all right and i think you'll really like it
01:14:58is this the deed to my house yeah this morning i bought it you bought my house from under us
01:15:06look at the name on the title oh my god you put it under my name it's yours jules it's all yours
01:15:16but i am only giving it to you under one condition another condition what do you want me to be your
01:15:25fake girlfriend again sleep with your boss drug your mom no but i would like you to meet me at
01:15:33the summer house tonight at 8 pm and i want you to wear this
01:15:55what are you doing here noah told me to come
01:15:59really oh how pathetic noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:16:06he's proposing to you when did you two get back together well it's not official yet but he invited
01:16:13me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know
01:16:17that he's proposing i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:16:22noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:16:27mia jules i am so happy that both of you were here why did you invite me here to watch you propose
01:16:34to mia propose who said anything about proposing to you oh please the big question yeah i do have a big
01:16:42question mia why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i uh how did you know about that well because
01:16:52i made a huge mistake and when you were leaving the summer house i heard you're in jules's fight
01:16:56you know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room okay fine
01:17:03yeah i planted the camera and i uploaded the video to the internet but i just wanted to watch your
01:17:07relationship blow up in all your faces what are you gonna do arrest me actually that's my job
01:17:13me and matthews you're under arrest for revenge porn what you're not actually doing this are you
01:17:18these are not what they're for call my dad oh daddy bye ma'am
01:17:26if you invited me here to watch that i appreciate it that's not why i invited you here
01:17:31everybody what is he doing
01:17:42i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:17:48and here are my secrets
01:17:51i scream when i see spiders i do and i crashed my car on santa monica boulevard and i was so scared i just
01:18:00left it there and i cannot tell my left from my right no one what are you doing you look like a
01:18:06crazy person and i have one more secret jules i am stupidly in love with you
01:18:16and i want to make it official jules right here in front of everybody i want everyone to know what you
01:18:22are to me jules why did you reject me in front of everybody i didn't i just don't want everyone to
01:18:32know our business jules do you want to be my girlfriend of course i do now let's party
01:18:52and i can't keep track
01:18:54i just up the scope that made me mad out of the text
01:18:56i'm too far gone in my bag
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