- 6/19/2025
Summer Situationship Evan Adams Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:04You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18Jules!
00:00:19Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:22Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:24This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:27The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:30was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:33and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:35I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:37Clean it up, maid.
00:00:45I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:00:49And you'll always be the girl
00:00:50who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:00:53That's not true, and you know it.
00:00:55I know that everyone in a hundred-mile radius
00:00:57has seen her titties.
00:01:04I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:08I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:10Right, Emmett?
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:13Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:31No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:33What the hell's going on?
00:01:40Noah?
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:43Uh, Jules came in here to work,
00:01:45and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:47and she grabbed me.
00:01:48And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:50she just, she just fell.
00:01:52Destiny?
00:01:53Hmm?
00:01:53Is that what happened?
00:01:54That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:56Shut the fuck up,
00:01:57or you're gonna end up being an outcast
00:01:59from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:02:01Why do you even care?
00:02:03She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:05and I had to jump in and,
00:02:07and save your reputation
00:02:08before things got out of hand.
00:02:13Mia?
00:02:13Hmm?
00:02:14Give me your phone.
00:02:15What?
00:02:16Give me your phone.
00:02:17No.
00:02:17Hmm, it's right here.
00:02:18I got you.
00:02:21I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:23Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:26If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:28on their phone,
00:02:29they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:31No.
00:02:31Open.
00:02:40I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:42You didn't have to do that.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:48Whoa!
00:02:52Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:56Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:58All right, somebody call the police.
00:02:59Dude, we can't.
00:03:00Yes, we can.
00:03:01No, we can't.
00:03:02This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:03Why would we do that
00:03:03when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:06Wake up, slut.
00:03:07Show's over.
00:03:08Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:09then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:10Fine by me.
00:03:11I'll be by the pool.
00:03:12Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:15Emmett!
00:03:15I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:20but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:23You have to save her.
00:03:26Jules?
00:03:27Jules!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:29Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:30What do I do?
00:03:31Mouth to mouth.
00:03:32Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:38You okay?
00:03:39Thank God.
00:03:43All right, um, let's get you up.
00:03:46I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:03:48but I need to get back to work.
00:03:49Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:03:52I'm fine.
00:03:53Yeah, thanks to me.
00:03:54You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:03:56of why you came crawling back to me.
00:03:58What, are you a stripper?
00:04:00I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:02You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:04you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:05lied about it,
00:04:06and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:08And now you come to my summer house
00:04:10with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:12and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:15What are you trying to do?
00:04:17Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:18Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:19You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:21I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:22and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:27You know what I think?
00:04:28I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:30Why would I want you back
00:04:34after everything you've done to me?
00:04:36Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:37and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:39And you know what?
00:04:39I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:41So why don't you just admit it?
00:04:44You still want me.
00:04:45Is he coming on to me?
00:04:50In your dreams.
00:04:53Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:04:55We've been over this a million times.
00:04:56I didn't leak the tape.
00:04:58Yes, you did.
00:04:58And when you did,
00:05:00you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:01and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:03I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:06Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:08and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:10And you let her.
00:05:12Did someone say my name?
00:05:17You two are hooking up.
00:05:18We're not hooking up.
00:05:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:25We're not hooking up.
00:05:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:28Be so fucking for real.
00:05:32Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:05:37Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:05:40How convenient.
00:05:43Let the girls talk.
00:05:44After everyone saw your tits online,
00:05:52I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:05:55Did you just spit on me?
00:06:04Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:09Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:14And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:17Especially Noah.
00:06:20Oh!
00:06:22Ow!
00:06:24Noah!
00:06:25Did you see that?
00:06:26She shoved me!
00:06:27Oh my God.
00:06:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:06:30I'm always honest.
00:06:32You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:06:34Thanks, Noe.
00:06:40Fire her.
00:06:49Fire her.
00:06:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:06:56I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:00Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:02And this is my rental too.
00:07:04So, what I say goes.
00:07:07Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:17So you should probably go.
00:07:20I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:07:26Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:07:33Jules.
00:07:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:07:44I want you to take this, okay?
00:07:46It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:07:49I don't want your pity check.
00:07:52Thank God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:07:54This is too humiliating.
00:07:56I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:03What are you doing home?
00:08:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:13No, no.
00:08:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:08:20I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:08:24Mia?
00:08:25Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:08:28But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:08:32But, Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:08:36Everything.
00:08:42I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:08:46Please don't call me that.
00:08:49You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:08:52I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:08:55Mia?
00:08:57Slow down, okay?
00:08:59We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:00What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:05I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:08Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:10Why not?
00:09:11That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:09:14I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:09:18What are you still doing here?
00:09:19You don't even work here anymore.
00:09:21Tell me this.
00:09:22Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:09:26Nobody wants you here.
00:09:28I can't back down.
00:09:29Not if I want to save my family.
00:09:31I'm not talking to you.
00:09:34I'm talking to you.
00:09:36I need this job.
00:09:38I need you to choose me.
00:09:39After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:09:43But I do.
00:09:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:49What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:51I'll do whatever you want.
00:09:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:55No one can make him happier than me.
00:09:58Tell her, Noah.
00:10:00Prove it.
00:10:04I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:10:07And I'll do whatever you say.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:10:14And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:10:18Mia?
00:10:20I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:21I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:22Alone.
00:10:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:10:30She really has you by the balls.
00:10:33Don't insult me.
00:10:35Or what?
00:10:37You'll spank me?
00:10:38You can leave now.
00:10:41Hey.
00:10:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:10:49You're right.
00:10:51Read my lips, Jules.
00:10:55You're fired.
00:10:58You're right.
00:11:00Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:04You're fired.
00:11:05You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:11:12Yeah, I know.
00:11:13It's part of my charm.
00:11:14Hey, where are you going?
00:11:15Jules, you can't just leave.
00:11:17Jules!
00:11:18You can't just leave.
00:11:21You fired me.
00:11:23I can do whatever I want.
00:11:24You're so hot, I love you.
00:11:29You're ticklish.
00:11:33Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:36Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:11:38Noah, you come over here.
00:11:46Now.
00:11:47Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:11:54Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:11:56Don't be prude.
00:11:57It's just a hand job.
00:11:59You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:12:01Mia, don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:06Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:12:21What are you doing?
00:12:21What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:37You want your job back?
00:12:40Fuck me.
00:12:44Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:12:46Play along.
00:12:47Why would I do that?
00:12:49You want your job back?
00:12:50You've got to earn it.
00:12:52Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:12:58Okay, fine.
00:12:59Go ahead.
00:13:04You're crazy.
00:13:05I'm committed.
00:13:09Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:13:12You better give me my job back after this.
00:13:15I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:13:19Noah, come out.
00:13:21Right now.
00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:25Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:26Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:13:29Oh, come on, baby.
00:13:31Show me what you got.
00:13:36Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:13:37Hand me your shirt.
00:13:38Now, now, now.
00:13:38Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:13:59You fucking bitch.
00:14:01You can't stay here.
00:14:02You don't work for me anymore.
00:14:04Take it up with Noah.
00:14:05This isn't over.
00:14:08If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:14:14I'm going to make your life hell.
00:14:23You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:14:25You know what?
00:14:26I should thank you.
00:14:26Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:14:29Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:14:32Oh, wait.
00:14:33I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:14:36You know what?
00:14:37Let's make a bet.
00:14:38Yeah, me and you.
00:14:39Let's make a bet.
00:14:39We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43What about it?
00:14:45If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:14:49Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:14:51Internship will be yours.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:59You're on.
00:15:02We need to talk.
00:15:10Emmett, get out.
00:15:13Did I get my job back?
00:15:17Actually, you've been promoted.
00:15:20To be my new girlfriend.
00:15:26You're nuts.
00:15:27I'm not a hooker.
00:15:29I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:15:32Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:15:36Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:15:38Well, I changed my mind.
00:15:40Now, I need $100,000.
00:15:43Done.
00:15:45Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:15:52Give me that.
00:15:53Not yet.
00:15:59Give me that.
00:16:00Not yet.
00:16:01I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:16:05But until then, this money's mine.
00:16:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:16:14I'll do it.
00:16:17Great.
00:16:21Let's seal the deal.
00:16:28Let's shake on it.
00:16:29All right.
00:16:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:16:48Rule number one.
00:16:50No boners.
00:16:52You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:16:54You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:16:56Yeah, just one.
00:17:00No feelings.
00:17:02I don't want things to get complicated.
00:17:06You're my complication, Jules.
00:17:11Do you have any rules for me?
00:17:15Yeah, I do.
00:17:17I have one.
00:17:19No one touches you with me.
00:17:21You don't own me.
00:17:26Jules, I'm being serious.
00:17:28While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:17:32So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:17:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:17:38Don't get an ego about it.
00:17:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:17:44Let the show begin.
00:17:45Ew.
00:17:49Ew.
00:17:50Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:17:54You kicked me out.
00:17:56Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:18:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:18:03At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:18:08Mia.
00:18:11Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:18:14This is my house.
00:18:15And Jules is my...
00:18:20I'm his permanent guest.
00:18:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:18:26My mom.
00:18:28Jason!
00:18:29Can we get some fucking service?
00:18:33Dinner is served.
00:18:39Let's fucking go!
00:18:42Yay!
00:18:43Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:18:45I spilled.
00:18:50I spilled.
00:18:51Emmett?
00:18:52You want to help?
00:18:54Yeah?
00:18:55Look at Jules's squirm.
00:18:57Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:19:11Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:19:11Noa, are you thirsty?
00:19:12Noa, are you thirsty?
00:19:16Noa, are you thirsty?
00:19:23Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:25I'm in mode again.
00:19:26I'm in beast mode.
00:19:27I'm on ghost.
00:19:28About to troll again.
00:19:29Where I been?
00:19:30That shit never know.
00:19:31Trophy's rolling in.
00:19:32Look at skull.
00:19:33Losers gotta go.
00:19:34I'm on 10 again.
00:19:35I can't stop.
00:19:36No, I cannot know.
00:19:37Oops.
00:19:38Spilled a little.
00:19:39Jules.
00:19:40I'm still thirsty.
00:19:41Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:19:43I have to go.
00:19:44Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:19:45I have to go.
00:19:46I have to go.
00:19:47I'm on 10 again.
00:19:48I can't stop.
00:19:49No, I cannot know.
00:19:51Oops.
00:19:52Spilled a little.
00:19:55Jules.
00:19:56I'm still thirsty.
00:20:06Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:20:08I have to go.
00:20:13If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:20:23Choke on it.
00:20:28Don't run away from me.
00:20:33Why did you kiss me out there?
00:20:35It was an act, Jules.
00:20:37And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:20:40You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:20:43Yeah, I know.
00:20:45Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:20:47You're shivering.
00:20:49Come here.
00:20:50Bed's yours tonight.
00:21:03I'll take the couch.
00:21:04What are you doing here?
00:21:05And where is Noah?
00:21:06Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:21:21Destiny, that is your brother.
00:21:22Whatever.
00:21:23I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:21:24Mia's your best friend.
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27She's also a huge bitch.
00:21:28People contain multitudes.
00:21:29Don't be scared of Mia.
00:21:30She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:21:31And she's jealous of you still.
00:21:32And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:21:33If you know what I mean.
00:21:34Oh.
00:21:35Oh.
00:21:36Oh.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:39Oh.
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00:22:00Oh.
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00:22:05Oh.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:07Oh.
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00:22:09Oh.
00:22:10Oh.
00:22:11Oh.
00:22:16Oh, yeah.
00:22:17Oh.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Oh.
00:22:20So, it's really nice to call me what I mean.
00:22:22Oh.
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:24Oh.
00:22:25Oh.
00:22:26Oh.
00:22:26Oh.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:30What are you doing?
00:22:36Taking a shower.
00:22:40Remember, no don't win.
00:22:43You wish.
00:22:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:22:52I got some friends coming over.
00:22:54Meet me at the pool.
00:23:00What's with this guy?
00:23:08One minute, he's ice cold.
00:23:09Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:23:17Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:23:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:23:30I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:23:43Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:23:47Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:23:50You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:23:52You're right.
00:23:54It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:23:56Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:24:04Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:24:10Mia, would you relax?
00:24:12We're not taking a vote.
00:24:13We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:24:16What's Survivor?
00:24:17A show for old people.
00:24:18Ew!
00:24:19It's so boring.
00:24:20I'm kidding.
00:24:23Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:24:25What game is she trying to play?
00:24:29Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:24:36Wow.
00:24:37Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:24:40That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:24:41Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:24:49It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:24:54What are you talking about?
00:24:55I never said anything about it, save it.
00:24:58Herb's right here.
00:25:01And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:25:04Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:25:07I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:25:14I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:25:20Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:25:22Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:25:27They can?
00:25:28I never said that.
00:25:30Mia did.
00:25:31She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:25:33Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:25:38Hey, I make good money for these.
00:25:42Mia, would you knock it off?
00:25:43Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:25:45Really?
00:25:46Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:25:48She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:25:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:25:56Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:25:59You said that about me?
00:26:01I can explain.
00:26:02Save your breath.
00:26:15Mitch!
00:26:16Don't touch me!
00:26:17Get off of me!
00:26:20You're so hot.
00:26:31Say not again with your shirt off.
00:26:53Yo!
00:26:54Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:26:59No, no, no way, dude.
00:27:00Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:27:02screw around a little bit.
00:27:03She'll come crawling back.
00:27:07Speak of the devil.
00:27:13You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:14Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:27:17I don't know what's going on.
00:27:18What do you mean, dude?
00:27:19It's pretty fucking clear.
00:27:20You hooked up.
00:27:21Yeah, you're fucked.
00:27:26Emmett, stop.
00:27:27Fuck you, dude.
00:27:28Stop.
00:27:32Did you post this?
00:27:42Jules, did you post this?
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:27:52What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:27:56How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:27:58Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:05Everyone was right about you.
00:28:06You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:28:09Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:28:11Lose my number.
00:28:12I never want to see you again.
00:28:14Fine.
00:28:15Feelings mutual.
00:28:16Great.
00:28:20You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:28:26Mia, thank God you're here.
00:28:29Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:28:33You're a skank.
00:28:35So get out and don't come back.
00:28:37Help!
00:28:47Help!
00:28:48Help!
00:28:49Help!
00:29:01You saved me?
00:29:04That feels better, doesn't it?
00:29:18And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:29:24Emmett.
00:29:25Don't even think about it.
00:29:27Go on, Jules.
00:29:28Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:29:30Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:29:31We have to talk.
00:29:32Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:29:45One step closer to making her mind.
00:29:53Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:29:55I can explain everything.
00:29:56Good, explain.
00:29:58Now.
00:29:58You're a hottie, you know that?
00:30:06Takes one to know one.
00:30:08Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:30:16I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:30:20I never said that, okay?
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:21You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:30:34That way everyone can see it.
00:30:36But for right now, it's party time.
00:30:40Huh?
00:30:46OMG.
00:30:47I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:30:49Ah!
00:30:50I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on Earth.
00:30:53How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:30:56You don't know him like I do.
00:30:58If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:31:01Ew.
00:31:02Spare me the visual.
00:31:03I thought you hated that guy.
00:31:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:31:08He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:31:11But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:31:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:31:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:31:21Except for the one about you.
00:31:23I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:31:25That's true.
00:31:30Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:31:34Is that true?
00:31:45It's true.
00:31:47I liked you.
00:31:49Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:31:51I mean, really.
00:31:54All right.
00:31:54I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:31:56So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:31:58Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:32:04I guess you can't.
00:32:06There's no way for me to prove it.
00:32:14I know it was a really long time ago.
00:32:16But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:32:20I really did.
00:32:21I give those two until the end of today.
00:32:27To what, Bone?
00:32:30They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:32:32It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:32:34I don't think they remember you exist.
00:32:40Then I'll make them remember.
00:32:41Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:32:48You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:32:50When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:32:55Mm-hmm.
00:32:56She's never kissed me like that.
00:33:20My turn.
00:33:21Mmm.
00:33:30No smoke.
00:33:32Looks like we have to kiss.
00:33:37All right.
00:33:42I'm sorry.
00:33:48I'm sorry.
00:33:49I'm sorry.
00:33:49I'm sorry.
00:33:50I'm sorry.
00:33:50I'm sorry.
00:33:51I'm sorry.
00:33:51Keep the circle moving.
00:33:57If you want to really piss me off,
00:34:00it gets me like you mean it.
00:34:06Get off of me.
00:34:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:34:10What's a little peck?
00:34:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:34:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:34:22Hey, Jules.
00:34:23Jules.
00:34:24You're a pig.
00:34:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:34:26He's lying.
00:34:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:34:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:34:33You have feelings for me?
00:34:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:34:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:34:42You have feelings for me?
00:34:44Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:34:46You do?
00:34:48Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:34:49Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:34:52I predict.
00:34:53Yeah, but you know what?
00:34:54Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:34:57Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:35:00I broke your trust.
00:35:01And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:35:10What do you mean?
00:35:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:35:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:35:15Do you want to get back together?
00:35:20You said no feelings.
00:35:22Yeah, you're right.
00:35:25So tell me you want to be with me.
00:35:27Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:35:29Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:35:31Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:35:32Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:35:42Ew.
00:35:43Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:35:45Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:35:47I didn't know she was poor.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:35:51Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:35:54And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:35:59Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:36:02Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05Yes, that's a great idea.
00:36:06You should go do that right now.
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:13It's not that easy.
00:36:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:36:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:36:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:36:23What do you mean?
00:36:23I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:36:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:36:31She's about to answer a very important question.
00:36:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:36:39Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:36:42We can talk later.
00:36:44I promise.
00:36:44The girls go shopping.
00:36:56Saturdays are for the boys.
00:37:00Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:37:03I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:37:07Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:37:11It was tailored for sigmas.
00:37:13Like me.
00:37:14The internship is mine.
00:37:16Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:37:18Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:37:29If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:37:31Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:37:33Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
00:37:38I'm gonna go try this on!
00:37:45Ah!
00:37:46You ordered the wrong size!
00:37:48Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:37:51No, you didn't!
00:37:52That's impossible!
00:37:52It doesn't fit!
00:37:53Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:37:55What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm shopping.
00:37:59Do you not remember me?
00:38:01I used to be in here all the time.
00:38:02Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:38:05She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:38:06Mm, but what Mia says goes.
00:38:09So your money's no good here.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12You're right.
00:38:13I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:38:18That's it.
00:38:18You're out.
00:38:20Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:38:21Excuse me.
00:38:22I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:38:24Trash?
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:25That's my girlfriend.
00:38:26Ugh.
00:38:27Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:38:35See this car?
00:38:38Has no spending limit.
00:38:39My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:38:42And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:38:45No way, this is mine!
00:38:46Oh!
00:38:46Are you gonna purchase it?
00:38:47No.
00:38:48Not with this janky little zipper.
00:38:50Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:39:09Noah?
00:39:12Will you come help zip me up?
00:39:15Of course.
00:39:21You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:39:24Is it too expensive?
00:39:26No.
00:39:27It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:39:36Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:39:47Thank you, Noah.
00:39:49You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:39:51Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:39:59Put the dress on my card.
00:40:03Excuse me.
00:40:05I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:40:09I bet she stole it.
00:40:11I would never.
00:40:12Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:40:15Fine.
00:40:17Whatever, Mia.
00:40:21See?
00:40:22I don't know how that got there.
00:40:39Well, she stole it.
00:40:41And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:40:46Call the police.
00:40:48Don't call the police.
00:40:50This is all my fault.
00:40:51No, it's not.
00:40:52Yes, it is.
00:40:54I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:40:57But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:41:00You can't do this.
00:41:01It's a waste of money.
00:41:03Neither of us want me to win.
00:41:05It's worth it, trust me.
00:41:07Thank you, look beautiful in that dress.
00:41:10Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:41:11Please and thank you.
00:41:12There he is.
00:41:26Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:41:29Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:41:30Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:41:34me.
00:41:39Watch your mouth.
00:41:40Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:41:41Okay, dude.
00:41:44Jules is mine first.
00:41:45I dumped her, okay?
00:41:47It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:41:49Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:41:53Okay, all right.
00:41:55Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:41:56Yeah?
00:41:58I get Jules' panties off.
00:41:59By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer
00:42:03house, hmm?
00:42:03Fine.
00:42:04And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the
00:42:07summer, okay?
00:42:08I don't even want you looking at her.
00:42:10Deal.
00:42:11You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:42:18Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:42:26Eat shit.
00:42:28Hey.
00:42:30Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:42:33Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:42:34Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:42:46Hey.
00:42:47Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:42:53Uh, I don't know.
00:42:54Jules.
00:42:56You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:42:58About what?
00:42:59The music in here?
00:43:01Because I think it sucks.
00:43:03Jules.
00:43:04Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:43:06For real.
00:43:07No contracts and no money.
00:43:09I mean it.
00:43:11I need Jules to come with me.
00:43:13Uh, Destiny.
00:43:13We're right in the middle of something.
00:43:15Like I care.
00:43:16I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:43:18I'm sorry.
00:43:21We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:43:23Have fun.
00:43:25Here.
00:43:25Put this on.
00:43:27I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:43:34You're crazy.
00:43:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:43:42You're on.
00:43:48Follow me.
00:43:53Let the show begin.
00:44:04You think you're hot shit?
00:44:06Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:44:09Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:44:12Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:44:18The rules are simple.
00:44:20Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:44:25And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:44:29Woo!
00:44:29Woo!
00:44:30You tell us what I'm saying.
00:44:32Just say it's what I'm saying.
00:44:33I love it.
00:44:34I love it.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35You say it's what I'm saying.
00:44:36Yeah, come on
00:44:44Yeah, come on
00:44:46Come back, come on
00:44:49I'm that good, I got no way to the water
00:44:55Way to the water
00:44:56We came the diamonds above, diamonds above
00:44:59Now why are you laying on me
00:45:01Anticipate, things will not come back
00:45:04I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:45:08To give it down as a flow, down as a flow
00:45:11So where you're laying on me, this is too bad
00:45:14Make me wait for it, don't be bad
00:45:17I'm trying to do this to keep it tight
00:45:18Top that!
00:45:24Top that!
00:45:48You're the most beautiful girl here, Charmau
00:45:51Chase that high, but I won't be around when you
00:45:57Cry, cry, cry
00:46:02The tears on your face, I'm falling in vain when you cry
00:46:09The same old mistakes, I loved you when you
00:46:14Yo! Jason!
00:46:21Dude, I need the Ladykiller special, now!
00:46:25Yeah?
00:46:27I got you
00:46:28Here's a tip
00:46:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:46:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:46:41Mia!
00:46:43As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:46:51I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public hurtbreak
00:46:56You look upset
00:47:06What are you, my therapist?
00:47:09Fuck off!
00:47:10No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:47:13Jules
00:47:15I have something that can make you feel better
00:47:18What is that?
00:47:20We got time
00:47:22Come on Jules, you wanna have some fun?
00:47:26You wanna have some fun?
00:47:27No thanks
00:47:28Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:47:33Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:47:37Better play along
00:47:39Bottoms up?
00:47:40Cheers
00:47:41Alright
00:47:43Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:47:59I'm gonna go change
00:48:04Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:48:06I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:48:08Emmett was with her
00:48:11That little shit
00:48:18Don't move
00:48:24What do you think you're doing?
00:48:26Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:48:28We both know you want this
00:48:30Be gentle
00:48:31Just like our first time, remember?
00:48:33Back off
00:48:34Just relax, baby
00:48:36Let that e-kick in
00:48:38You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:48:40Oh
00:48:41I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:48:43Let go of me
00:48:44This is just gonna take a minute
00:48:46Emmett
00:48:49Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:48:52Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:48:54Jules?
00:48:55Jules are you in there?
00:48:57Noah
00:48:58Help me
00:48:59Noah
00:49:00Help me
00:49:01Emmett
00:49:02Get off of her
00:49:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend, what's the big deal now, huh?
00:49:12Emmett, she doesn't want you, what are you doing?
00:49:17What are you doing?
00:49:18She wants me so bad, dude
00:49:19Even if she won't say so
00:49:20Even if she won't say so
00:49:25Dude, I thought we were friends
00:49:27I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:49:30Wait, stop!
00:49:31This asshole isn't worth it
00:49:40You look like shit
00:49:57Jules just kicked my ass, all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:50:01Hey!
00:50:02Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:50:07Leah, stop
00:50:11This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:50:16Emmett just tried to assault me
00:50:18Be so fucking for real
00:50:19Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:50:21You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:50:25And you know what?
00:50:28He's coming back to the house with me
00:50:30Tonight
00:50:31Mia, sit down
00:50:33Emmett
00:50:34If you ever come near the summer house again
00:50:36I will kill you
00:50:38Okay, Noah, let's go
00:50:39Let's go
00:50:44I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:50:55Thank you for getting me out of there
00:50:57Ow
00:50:59You're hurt
00:51:00Let me help you
00:51:12I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:51:14I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:51:27I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:51:30Really
00:51:31I didn't take them
00:51:33You didn't take the pills?
00:51:34You know, I got something better than E
00:51:41It's twice as fun
00:51:43And I've been saving it just for you
00:51:52What are you trying to give me?
00:51:53Rocky Road
00:51:58Oh
00:52:01Hey, I got you ice cream
00:52:02And this is how you repay me?
00:52:03How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:52:08I'm not an asshole
00:52:10No, you're the king of assholes
00:52:12You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:52:24I gotta show you something
00:52:25I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:52:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:52:48It worked
00:52:49I wanted you all somewhere
00:53:03Stop waiting
00:53:06I need you
00:53:08Now
00:53:13What if somebody sees?
00:53:15Everybody's at the club
00:53:16I'm taking you upstairs
00:53:18I'm taking you upstairs
00:53:46Oh
00:53:51Hi, this is Alan
00:53:53It's Mia
00:53:54Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:53:56Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:54:00And we would just love it if you were here for it
00:54:04Okay, bye
00:54:17Hey, sleepy little
00:54:19What are you doing up so early?
00:54:21I thought I wore you out last night
00:54:23I'm ready for another round
00:54:25Hey, can you knock?
00:54:27Can you put your boner away?
00:54:29Get up!
00:54:31Get up!
00:54:32Get up, get up, get up!
00:54:33Hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
00:54:34It's worse than a fire!
00:54:38Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
00:54:46You're fucking with me
00:54:47What's the big deal?
00:54:48Uh, there's the drugs
00:54:49And the mess
00:54:50And you!
00:54:51What about me?
00:54:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut
00:54:53But, like, in a bad way
00:54:54Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:54:55And she blames you for the whole thing
00:54:58I need to get out of here
00:54:59I'll hide Jules
00:55:00I'll distract mom
00:55:04Yo, Jason
00:55:05I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:55:06Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:55:08Tell me when the coast is clear
00:55:15Got it
00:55:24Get your brother
00:55:26Now
00:55:32Mommy!
00:55:33Wait!
00:55:34Noah!
00:55:35Uh...
00:55:36My baby boy!
00:55:40Mom!
00:55:41Hi!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:43Mom!
00:55:44I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto
00:55:45Mia called and said she needed the family ring
00:55:49To propose!
00:55:54Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:56:03I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
00:56:05Oh!
00:56:07She just left!
00:56:11I can't wait for you to propose to Mia!
00:56:14What is that slut doing here?
00:56:19You're the girl from the sex tape!
00:56:21Get out of this house!
00:56:22Mom!
00:56:23Noah!
00:56:24A little help?
00:56:25Uh, Mom!
00:56:26Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer
00:56:30Uh, yes!
00:56:31It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son!
00:56:36Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on!
00:56:40Lisa!
00:56:41My second mommy!
00:56:42Mwah!
00:56:43Mwah!
00:56:44Mwah!
00:56:45We need to talk about engagement plans!
00:56:47Oh, yes we do!
00:56:49You're marrying Mia now?
00:56:50I have no idea what got into her head!
00:56:51I am so sorry, okay?
00:56:52But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her!
00:56:54Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
00:56:55Please?
00:56:56My head hurts!
00:56:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
00:56:58Yeah!
00:56:59I have some in my purse!
00:57:00Oh, thanks!
00:57:01She's prepared!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:07Oh!
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:09Oh!
00:57:10Oh!
00:57:11Oh!
00:57:12Oh!
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:14Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:16Oh!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:18Oh!
00:57:19Oh!
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:21Oh!
00:57:22Oh!
00:57:23Oh!
00:57:24Oh!
00:57:25Oh!
00:57:26Oh!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:31Water!
00:57:32Water!
00:57:33Water!
00:57:34I need water!
00:57:35Jules?
00:57:36What did you give my mom?
00:57:38Aspirin!
00:57:39Aspirin?
00:57:40Woo!
00:57:41It's so hot in here!
00:57:43Jules, do you have any more of that Aspirin?
00:57:47Oh no!
00:57:50Woo!
00:57:51Hey!
00:57:52I have an idea!
00:57:53Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
00:57:55I'm feeling like a cougar
00:57:58That's enough, I gotta talk to you
00:58:00Jules, what is wrong with her?
00:58:04Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
00:58:07No way, you gave her those?
00:58:09I didn't give them, she found them
00:58:11Should we call an ambulance?
00:58:12No fucking way, Jules
00:58:14She hates you already, what is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:58:19Where did she go?
00:58:25Mom, get out of the pool
00:58:36No way, it feels so good
00:58:38Oh wait, no
00:58:42Help, I'm drowning
00:58:45Mia, save me
00:58:48Absolutely not, I'm not going in there
00:58:51Help
00:58:53Help
00:58:55You saved me
00:59:14Here, I brought you some tea
00:59:18I was wrong about you
00:59:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
00:59:29Thank you for taking care of her
00:59:38I hope I was a good maid
00:59:40Yeah, I should give you a raise
00:59:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
00:59:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
00:59:49I still gotta pay to hang out with me
00:59:54No feelings, remember?
01:00:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:00:05I'll tear it up right now
01:00:07I'll tear it up right now
01:00:08I mean it
01:00:09I need that money more than I want you
01:00:14When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:00:19If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:00:23So it was really always just about the money
01:00:26Really?
01:00:28When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:00:31But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:00:35Come with me
01:00:43I want to give you the money
01:00:48Not as your boss
01:00:50As your boyfriend
01:00:52It feels like I want to give you everything
01:00:54I don't know what to say
01:00:58Just let me take care of you
01:01:03And tell me that you love me
01:01:09I don't think I can say it
01:01:14Let me take care of you
01:01:18It's the least you can do
01:01:20Fine
01:01:23You can take care of me, okay?
01:01:27And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:01:28I know you do
01:01:34Good morning, everyone
01:01:36Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:01:38Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:01:42I was just leaving
01:01:44You're not leaving, Jules
01:01:46We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:01:49After your little sex video was released
01:01:54At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:01:58But after you saved me
01:02:01All I can say is
01:02:03Welcome to the family
01:02:06Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:02:13That was before you left me to drown
01:02:15I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:02:19Obvious
01:02:22Bye, Mom
01:02:24I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:02:30Good luck with that
01:02:32I don't need luck
01:02:34I have a really big brain
01:02:36There must be something incriminating in here
01:02:44What is this?
01:02:50Here
01:02:51Ew, what died in here?
01:02:58My manhood
01:02:59Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:03:02Really?
01:03:06I don't like to read
01:03:07It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:03:10They're faking their entire relationship
01:03:12So he can get that stupid layman internship
01:03:15That's cheating
01:03:16Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:03:19Good boy
01:03:20I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:03:23I thought this was summer vacation
01:03:30I know, I know
01:03:32But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship
01:03:36What up, lovebirds?
01:03:41Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:03:43You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:03:45Who are you?
01:03:51I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:03:54Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:04:03What are you doing here?
01:04:04Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:04:07I'm a guy who likes to party
01:04:09The name's Andrew
01:04:13But my friends call me Andy
01:04:14I'd like to be your friend
01:04:16I have enough friends
01:04:22Thanks
01:04:22Mr. Lehman
01:04:25Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:04:28I'm a high profile guy
01:04:30Who likes to get lots of trouble
01:04:31And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:04:33The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:04:39And I get bored easy
01:04:41Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:04:46Interview starts now
01:04:51Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:04:53Well I'll see you in the office
01:04:56Hey, how about I show you out to the pool
01:04:59That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:05:01That's the guy you want to work for?
01:05:10He's a total clown
01:05:11Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:05:16And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:05:19But don't you already have enough money?
01:05:21Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:05:23I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:05:26And I networked like a motherfucker
01:05:28I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:05:31And have my own career
01:05:32And then our sex tape got released
01:05:34And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:05:38The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:05:41Jules, I need this internship
01:05:43And so do you
01:05:44Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:05:46You lied to me
01:05:52No, I didn't lie to you
01:05:54I just
01:05:54I just didn't tell you everything
01:05:56I'm sorry
01:05:58Everybody
01:06:01Let's get the party started
01:06:04Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:06:14I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:06:19There's something special about you
01:06:22You're so beautiful
01:06:25Thanks, but I'm taken
01:06:28I'm not trying to marry you
01:06:30Noah, tell me
01:06:33Who snatched this hottie up?
01:06:36That'd be me
01:06:36You're a lucky man
01:06:39I know
01:06:40How long is he going to be here?
01:06:47I'll protect you
01:06:48Look at here
01:06:50The happy little couple
01:06:51From soulmates to soulmates
01:06:55Emmett
01:07:00Noah and I are talking
01:07:02Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:07:04Yeah, well I just wanted to
01:07:06Congratulate the big man
01:07:08Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet
01:07:10What bet?
01:07:14What bet?
01:07:16I told Noah that if you guys
01:07:17Can make it throughout the summer
01:07:19I would drop out of the internship pool
01:07:20That's not true
01:07:22Yeah, it is
01:07:24I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:07:26So I recorded the whole thing
01:07:28You play that
01:07:29I'll fucking kick your ass
01:07:30I don't want to hear it
01:07:36Yeah
01:07:37It would probably break your heart
01:07:39To know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:07:40Hmm?
01:07:42I was nothing but a bet to you
01:07:44I was nothing but a bet to you
01:07:47I was nothing but a check to you
01:07:49Both of you can fuck off
01:07:53Chicks, dude
01:07:57I'm going to kick your fucking ass
01:08:00I wouldn't want to do that
01:08:01In front of our special guest
01:08:02I don't care about anybody
01:08:05Except Jules
01:08:05You're pathetic
01:08:08Bitch
01:08:09Whatever, dude
01:08:11What were you thinking?
01:08:16That Noah would fall in love with you
01:08:17And save your family?
01:08:19I've been waiting all day
01:08:20To get you alone
01:08:21You're a sexy girl
01:08:25We could have a lot of fun
01:08:27I don't have time for that shit
01:08:29Then make time
01:08:30There's a tradition at Lehman
01:08:32The boys share their toys
01:08:35And I want to play with you
01:08:37I don't want to be played with
01:08:39If you play nice
01:08:40I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:08:42The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:08:45Was to get this job
01:08:46Even if this guy is an asshole
01:08:48I should hear him out
01:08:49What do I have to do?
01:08:51Let me borrow you for the night
01:08:54In your dreams, perv
01:09:00Mia
01:09:04You know where Jules is?
01:09:07Ugh
01:09:07You're still caught up on that skank?
01:09:10Maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:09:12Mia
01:09:13A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:09:15Get it through your head
01:09:17I want to be with Jules
01:09:18Why do you like her so much?
01:09:21I don't like her
01:09:22I love her
01:09:25You know
01:09:28I feel sorry for you
01:09:30For falling in love with such a liar
01:09:31You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:09:34Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:09:35Found your girlfriend
01:09:37If I do what you say
01:09:49Then you'll give Noah this job
01:09:51Yes
01:09:52And it's the only way you'd get in
01:09:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:09:57My company looks down on sex tapes
01:09:59Wait
01:10:01Now I know where I recognize you
01:10:03Damn
01:10:04You were great
01:10:06Just one kiss
01:10:08That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:10:11Don't play hard to get
01:10:19Get off
01:10:25Get off of her
01:10:31Let me have my fun
01:10:33Then you can take your turn
01:10:34If you don't leave her alone
01:10:35I'm going to break your fingers
01:10:36You wouldn't dare
01:10:37You little shit
01:10:41You'll never work for Lehman
01:10:42Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:10:44Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:10:46Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:10:48You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:10:51You want to mess with me?
01:10:53You want to mess with me?
01:10:53Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:10:54And we'll let all the papers know
01:10:56That you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:10:57Who's chasing young girls around
01:10:58You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:11:01Please, don't tell my wife
01:11:02Get out of my face, old man
01:11:04How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:19It wasn't what it looked like
01:11:20Don't lie to me
01:11:21I saw you kissing back
01:11:23I should be the one that's mad
01:11:29You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:11:32You were getting money out of the deal
01:11:34So why does it matter?
01:11:37Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:11:38And you want him right now
01:11:40Tell him you love him
01:11:41It matters
01:11:43Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:11:45You're fired
01:11:54Get out of my house
01:11:56You're gone for good, bitch
01:12:11You never belonged with us
01:12:16And now
01:12:17It's your turn to go
01:12:19I played you
01:12:21And I won
01:12:22This has nothing to do with you
01:12:25Oh, honey
01:12:27This has everything to do with me
01:12:30I planted the camera in your room
01:12:36And then
01:12:37I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:12:39And then
01:12:41I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:12:44You thought you were better than me
01:12:49But I always win
01:12:52All I fucking do
01:12:55Is win
01:12:56A miserable bitch like you
01:13:02Will never win
01:13:03Mom
01:13:12I saved the house
01:13:13It's too late
01:13:16Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:13:24Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:13:27That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:13:31You lose everything
01:13:32Oh, God
01:13:34Can I help you?
01:13:46What are you doing in that uniform?
01:13:49My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship
01:13:51I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so
01:13:55Getting anything?
01:14:06I have a big tip for you
01:14:07Seriously?
01:14:11Smile more
01:14:11This money feels dirty
01:14:20I never want to see this check again
01:14:22Miss me?
01:14:33Miss me?
01:14:33Miss me?
01:14:37Miss me?
01:14:46Get lost
01:14:46I deserve that
01:14:48Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:14:53And I think you'll really like it
01:14:55Is this the deed to my house?
01:15:01Yeah
01:15:01This morning I bought it
01:15:04You bought my house from under us?
01:15:07Look at the name on the title
01:15:08Oh my God
01:15:11You put it under my name
01:15:14It's yours, Jules
01:15:16It's all yours
01:15:17But
01:15:19I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:15:21Another condition?
01:15:24What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:15:28Sleep with your boss?
01:15:29Drug your mom?
01:15:30No
01:15:30But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:15:34Tonight
01:15:35At 8pm
01:15:42And I want you to wear this
01:15:44What are you doing here?
01:15:58Noah told me to come
01:15:59Really?
01:16:01Oh, how pathetic
01:16:02Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:16:04He's proposing to you?
01:16:09When did you two get back together?
01:16:11Well, it's not official yet
01:16:13But he invited me here
01:16:15To pop the big question in front of everyone
01:16:16And even an idiot like you
01:16:18Would know that he's proposing
01:16:19I guess after spending the entire summer
01:16:22Being bored to death by you
01:16:23Noah decided it was time to be with
01:16:25The best
01:16:26Mia!
01:16:29Jules!
01:16:30I am so happy that both of you were here
01:16:32Why did you invite me here?
01:16:34To watch you propose to Mia?
01:16:36Propose?
01:16:37Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:16:39Oh, please
01:16:40The big question
01:16:41Yeah, I do have a big question
01:16:43Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:16:49Uh
01:16:49How did you know about that?
01:16:53Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:16:54And when you were leaving the summer house
01:16:56I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:16:57You know
01:16:58The one where you told her
01:16:59That you planted the sex tape in our room
01:17:00Okay
01:17:01Fine
01:17:03Yeah
01:17:04I planted the camera
01:17:05And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:17:07But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:17:09Blow up in all your faces
01:17:10What are you going to do?
01:17:12Arrest me?
01:17:12Actually, that's my job
01:17:13Oh, hi
01:17:14Mia Matthews
01:17:15You're under arrest
01:17:16What?
01:17:16For revenge porn
01:17:17What?
01:17:17You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:17:19You're not what they're for
01:17:20Call my dad!
01:17:22Oh, daddy!
01:17:23Bye, Mia
01:17:24If you invited me here to watch that
01:17:28I appreciate it
01:17:30That's not why I invited you here
01:17:32Everybody
01:17:37What is he doing?
01:17:43I have invited you all here
01:17:44So I can
01:17:45Share my secrets
01:17:47And here are my secrets
01:17:50I scream when I see spiders
01:17:54I do
01:17:55And I crashed my car
01:17:58On Santa Monica Boulevard
01:17:59And I was so scared
01:18:00I just left it there
01:18:01And I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:18:05Noah, what are you doing?
01:18:06You look like a crazy person
01:18:07And I have one more secret
01:18:09Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:18:14And I want to make it official, Jules
01:18:19Right here in front of everybody
01:18:20I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:18:24Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:18:31I didn't
01:18:31I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:18:34Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:18:45Of course I do
01:18:46Now, let's party
01:18:48I don't know what you are to do
01:18:51I just love the stuff that makes me mad
01:18:56I love the text
01:18:57I'm too far gone in my bag
01:18:58I'm never
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