Summer Situationship
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:49No one told you I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you alright.
00:01:04Hell yeah.
00:01:05Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me.
00:01:07Get off of her.
00:01:08Get off of her.
00:01:09Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:11Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:24You drive me crazy.
00:01:25I drive you crazy?
00:01:26I'm the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:42Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:16And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:37I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:49Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noma?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful
00:03:19and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:23she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up
00:03:31being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex
00:03:39and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:53It's right here, I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut, show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:04:49then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:05You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules, come on.
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth, give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:20You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:25All right, let's get you up.
00:05:28I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:30but I need to get back to work.
00:05:32Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:35I'm fine.
00:05:36Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:37You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:40of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:42What are you, a stripper?
00:05:44I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:46You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:48you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:50and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:52And now you come to my summer house
00:05:55with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:57and you're wearing this little dress.
00:06:01What are you trying to do?
00:06:03Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:04Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:05You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:07I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:13You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:19Why would I want you back
00:06:20after everything you've done to me?
00:06:22Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:23and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:25And you know what?
00:06:26I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:27So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:30You still want me.
00:06:32Is he coming on to me?
00:06:38In your dreams.
00:06:41Jules, when you leaked that sex tape-
00:06:43We've been over this a million times.
00:06:45I don't want to hear it.
00:06:46We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:01and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:17Be so fucking for real.
00:07:19Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:22It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:25Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:28How convenient.
00:07:31Let the girls talk.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:40I'm sorry.
00:07:41I'm sorry.
00:07:42I'm sorry.
00:07:42I'm sorry.
00:07:43I'm sorry.
00:07:44I'm sorry.
00:07:45I'm sorry.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:08:00Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:24Did you see that?
00:08:25She shoved me.
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:56Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:09So what I say goes.
00:09:20Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:09What are you doing home?
00:10:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:13Oh, no, no.
00:10:16That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:18Jules, when your father died,
00:10:19he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:22I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:26Mia?
00:10:28Her father owns the hospital.
00:10:29He's the one who fired her.
00:10:31I'm the one who fired her.
00:10:32I'm the one who fired her.
00:10:33I'm the one who fired her.
00:10:35I'm the one who fired her.
00:10:36I'm the one who fired her.
00:10:38Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:04You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia.
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:22I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life
00:11:29with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:38You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:40Tell me this, are you genuinely stupid
00:11:43or do you just not get it?
00:11:45Nobody wants you here.
00:11:47I can't back down.
00:11:49Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:51I'm not talking to you.
00:11:54I'm talking to you.
00:11:56I need this job.
00:11:58I need you to choose me.
00:12:00After everything that happened between us,
00:12:02I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:12I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:44I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:48Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:34Here.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:55How about this?
00:13:58You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous,
00:14:37because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:03What the fuck are you?
00:15:08You want your job back?
00:15:10Fuck me.
00:15:15Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:18Play along.
00:15:19Why would I do that?
00:15:21You want your job back?
00:15:22You've gotta earn it.
00:15:24Oh, Jules, your body is so hot.
00:15:26You're so hot, you're so hot.
00:15:28You're so hot, you're so hot.
00:15:30You're so hot, you're so hot.
00:15:32Your body is so sexy.
00:15:38Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust
00:15:58in this house full of snakes.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:13Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:30Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:35Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:38You fucking bitch.
00:16:40You can't stay here.
00:16:41You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:43Take it up with Noah.
00:16:45This isn't over.
00:16:48If you think that you can just climb your way
00:16:50back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:53I'm not gonna let you.
00:16:54I'm not gonna let you.
00:16:55I'm not gonna let you.
00:16:57I'm not gonna let you.
00:16:58If you think you can climb the social ladder that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:11Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what, I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh wait, I guess she really blew it
00:17:23when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what, let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:17:31Right?
00:17:32Yeah, what about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:41I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you
00:17:46with a five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn
00:17:49in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:51We need to talk.
00:17:56Emmett, get out.
00:18:03Did I get my job back?
00:18:04Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:08to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:14You're not gonna let me go, are you?
00:18:16No, I'm not gonna let you go.
00:18:18I'm not gonna let you go.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33I don't know, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:45Okay.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:08This check is enough to save my mom,
00:19:10my house, and my dignity.
00:19:14I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38All right, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:51Rule number one, no boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah, just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:34While we do this, I don't want you
00:20:36hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really wanna be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her,
00:21:01there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass in the dirt,
00:21:10including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:14At least I didn't show your dick
00:21:16to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Game on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Game!
00:22:05Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You wanna help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape,
00:22:26but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:36Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:06Look at us go.
00:23:06Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm O.T. and a queen.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot no.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:36If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:23:38you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:42Choke on it.
00:23:48Don't run away from me.
00:23:53Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:55It was an act, Jules.
00:23:58And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:01I'm not a part of it.
00:24:02I'm not a part of it.
00:24:03I'm not a part of it.
00:24:03I'm not a part of it.
00:24:04I'm a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:09Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:36Come here.
00:24:55What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where's Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore
00:25:04from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am
00:25:11you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time
00:25:24you started hooking up with Noah,
00:25:26and she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like you two got a little catching up to do,
00:25:33if you know what I mean.
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:26:04What are you doing here?
00:26:06Taking a shower.
00:26:10Remember, you don't go in there.
00:26:13You wish.
00:26:22Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:24I got some friends coming over.
00:26:26I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:27I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:28I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:29I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:29I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:30I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:31I'll see you in a bit.
00:26:32I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:26:52he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like
00:27:01she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:29when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:32Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:35You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:38You're right.
00:27:40It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:47Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:51Everyone must decide right now
00:27:54whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:58Mia, would you relax?
00:28:00We're not taking a vote.
00:28:01All right.
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07So boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:40It's time to find out what Jules really said
00:28:42about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about this, David.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying to find out
00:29:03what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:06I think everyone should find out
00:29:09what Jules really said about them.
00:29:12Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb
00:29:17because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:22I never said that.
00:29:23Mia did.
00:29:25She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:28Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job
00:29:30doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:36Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:38Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:40Really?
00:29:42Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:44She sent this to me after the first time
00:29:45you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:47Noah is arrogant and cocky
00:29:50and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:53Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:55You said that about me?
00:29:57I can explain.
00:29:58Save your breath.
00:30:12Bitch!
00:30:14Don't touch me!
00:30:15Get off of me!
00:30:27Shit.
00:30:30You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33Mia.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett.
00:30:59You and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:26You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:31Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18You saved me?
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you,
00:33:38maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett.
00:33:43Don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:33:57but I got it from here.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:06One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:15Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:17I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:20Now.
00:34:27You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:47Fuck.
00:34:57You know, once we make this official,
00:34:58I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:05it's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:18if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25If you saw him naked,
00:35:27you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:35:35and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:41But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:46The rest of the texts
00:35:48were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:50Except for the one about you.
00:35:52I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:54That's true.
00:36:00Right before I told her
00:36:02I have feelings for you.
00:36:13Is that true?
00:36:15It's true.
00:36:17I liked you.
00:36:21Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:23I mean, really.
00:36:25Alright,
00:36:27I need to see the texts from your phone
00:36:29so that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:31Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:33he'll finally believe me.
00:36:38I guess you can't.
00:36:40There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:43I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:45but when I really think about it,
00:36:47I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:49I really did.
00:36:55You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:57To what? Bone?
00:36:59They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:01It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:03I don't think they're obsessed with me.
00:37:05I don't think they're obsessed with me.
00:37:07I don't think they're obsessed with me.
00:37:09I don't think they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:23Okay,
00:37:25the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:37:33Mm-hmm.
00:37:41Okay.
00:38:01She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:11Hm.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:40Keep the circle moving.
00:38:44If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:46kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:54Get off of me.
00:38:56Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:58What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-peck you bought me
00:39:04for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules.
00:39:12Jules.
00:39:14You're a pig.
00:39:16Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:18He's lying.
00:39:20I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:32You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:40Confusion, frustration,
00:39:42blind rage.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:48Look, I know
00:39:50that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust, and when that video was leaked,
00:39:54my trust was broken, too.
00:40:02What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:10Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:36Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:38Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:47Her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:55that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:59so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:01Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:07Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:17I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:19Look, if I don't get the money
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:31She was about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia
00:41:37but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:39and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:41or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:06to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:08I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:10once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:14is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:42Oh my god!
00:42:44It's gorgeous!
00:42:46I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:54Ah! You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:56Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:04Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:06What are you doing?
00:43:08I'm shopping.
00:43:10Me? I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:14She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:16Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:18So your money's no good here.
00:43:20You know what?
00:43:22You're right.
00:43:24I have better things to do
00:43:26than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:28That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:39My girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:03No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:39You know,
00:44:41there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well,
00:44:57aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:59Thank you, Noah.
00:45:01You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:07Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:13Put the dress on my card.
00:45:17Excuse me, um,
00:45:19I am missing a very important item.
00:45:21What is it?
00:45:24Excuse me, um,
00:45:26I am missing a very
00:45:28expensive necklace.
00:45:30I bet she stole it.
00:45:32I would never.
00:45:34Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:54See?
00:45:56Told ya.
00:46:04I don't know how that got there.
00:46:06Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And
00:46:10I believe that $500
00:46:12is a felony.
00:46:14Call the police.
00:46:16Don't call the police.
00:46:18This is all my fault.
00:46:20No, it's not.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace
00:46:24in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:38Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:42Huh!
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty
00:46:58hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:47:04I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:07Watch your mouth.
00:47:09Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:11Okay, dude.
00:47:13Jules was mine first.
00:47:15I dumped her, okay?
00:47:17It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:19Jules broke up with you
00:47:21so she could be with me.
00:47:23Okay, all right.
00:47:25Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:27Yeah?
00:47:29I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:31By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:33and never come back.
00:47:35Fine.
00:47:37And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:39I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:41I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:43Deal.
00:47:49You better not make me go
00:47:51into that club alone.
00:47:53Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:01Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:06Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:24Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:48:34You, uh,
00:48:36you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:42Because I think it sucks.
00:48:44Jules, tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:46For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:06Have fun.
00:49:08Here, put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:20Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:32Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:49:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:08will give one lucky man
00:50:10a lap dance.
00:50:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:28Come on.
00:50:30Come on.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:34Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:50Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:57Come back.
00:50:59I'm Bad Girl.
00:51:01I got the weight of the world.
00:51:03To give a diamond to Pope.
00:51:05Go ahead, rape on me.
00:51:07If you're the best,
00:51:09make it rain in Mumbai.
00:51:18Top that.
00:51:26Oh
00:51:56You're the most beautiful girl here, show em' all.
00:52:20When you cry, cry.
00:52:26The tears on your face are falling in vain.
00:52:31When you cry, the same old mistakes.
00:52:37I loved you when you were mine.
00:52:45Yo, Jason!
00:52:47Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:56Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:15As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public perfect.
00:53:29Jules, wait!
00:53:35You look upset.
00:53:38What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56Okay, time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm gonna go change.
00:54:40Destiny, have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:48That little shit!
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:07Jules, we both know you want this.
00:55:09Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me!
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:29Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me!
00:55:45Noah, help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Don't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:36Shit.
00:56:43You look like shit.
00:56:45Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:47All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:52Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:59Leah, stop.
00:57:02This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:08Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:16And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:21Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:37I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurting. Let me help you.
00:58:01I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:18I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:20I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:23Really.
00:58:25I didn't take them.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:51What are you trying to give me?
00:58:57Rocky Road.
00:59:00Ow.
00:59:01Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:04How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:09I'm not an asshole.
00:59:11No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:15You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:23I got to show you something.
00:59:35I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:43And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:53It worked.
01:00:07I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:10Stop breathing.
01:00:13I need you now.
01:00:23What if somebody sees?
01:00:25Everybody's at the club.
01:00:28I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:52Oh my god.
01:01:16Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:48Thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:11You're fucking with me.
01:02:13What's the big deal?
01:02:14There's the drugs.
01:02:15And the mess.
01:02:16And you.
01:02:17What about me?
01:02:18She like totally thinks you're a slut, but like in a bad way.
01:02:21Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:26I need to get out of here.
01:02:27I'll hide Jules.
01:02:28I'll distract Mom.
01:02:32Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:34Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:37Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:38Got it.
01:02:46Get your brother.
01:02:48Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom! Hi!
01:03:18Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:25To propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:36Why?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Mom, this is Jules.
01:04:07And she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:13Yes.
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25Wait a second, Mommy.
01:04:27We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:32You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:34I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:36I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:38But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:41Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:43Please?
01:04:53My head hurts.
01:04:55Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:58Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:00Oh, thanks.
01:05:07She's better.
01:05:16Water.
01:05:17Water, I need water.
01:05:20Jules.
01:05:22What did you give my mom?
01:05:24Aspirin.
01:05:25Aspirin?
01:05:26Woo!
01:05:27It's a hot beer.
01:05:29It's a hot beer.
01:05:32Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37No.
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:46Rawr!
01:05:47Alright, that's enough.
01:05:48I've got to talk to you.
01:05:49Let's go.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:56No way.
01:05:57You gave her those?
01:05:58I didn't give them.
01:05:59She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:04She hates you already.
01:06:05What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:26Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:29It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:41Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:56Help!
01:07:09You saved me.
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:52I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:10I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:16When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:21If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:29Really?
01:08:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:34But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:55Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:59Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:03I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:11And tell me that you love me.
01:09:16I don't think I can say it.
01:09:21Let me take care of you.
01:09:23It's the least you can do.
01:09:27Fine.
01:09:29You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:32And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:35I know you do.
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:39I know you do.
01:09:44Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:54I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:02After your little sex video was released,
01:10:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:17welcome to the family!
01:10:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:29I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:34Adios.
01:10:37Bye, Mom.
01:10:41I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:45Good luck with that.
01:10:47I don't need luck.
01:10:49I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:15Ew, what died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:20Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read.
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:38Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:40Good boy.
01:11:42I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:53I know, I know.
01:11:54But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:01What up, lovebirds?
01:12:03Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:11Who are you?
01:12:13I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:49Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:53I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:12:57and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:01The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:07And I get bored easy.
01:13:11Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:19Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:15Lehman Corp.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43Woo!
01:14:46Grab your bag.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:59There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me.
01:15:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:19You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:25How long is he going to be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:30Look at here. The happy little couple.
01:15:35From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:25It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:28Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:33I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:39Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:44Chicks, dude.
01:16:46I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:48I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:52I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:55You're pathetic.
01:16:57Me?
01:16:59Whatever, dude.
01:17:04What were you thinking?
01:17:06That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:09I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:12You're a sexy girl.
01:17:14We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:16I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:18Then make time.
01:17:20There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:22The boys share their toys.
01:17:25And I want to play with you.
01:17:27I don't want to be played with.
01:17:29If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:33The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:37Even if this guy is a dick,
01:17:38I should hear him out.
01:17:40What do I have to do?
01:17:43Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:51In your dreams, perv.
01:17:57Mia.
01:17:59Do you know where Jules is?
01:18:01You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:04Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:06Mia.
01:18:08A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:11Get it through your head.
01:18:13I want to be with Jules.
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:17I don't like her.
01:18:20I love her.
01:18:24You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:27For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:29You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:31Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:33Found your girlfriend.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:48If I do what you say,
01:18:50then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:52Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:01Wait.
01:19:02Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:05Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:20Don't play hard to get!
01:19:28Get off of her.
01:19:32Get off of her.
01:19:34Let me have my fun,
01:19:36then you can take your turn.
01:19:38If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:40You wouldn't dare.
01:19:43You little shit!
01:19:45You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:47Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:19:49because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:51than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:57You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Why don't you sue me,
01:20:02and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:56that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:01You're fired.
01:21:03Get out of my house.
01:21:19You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:25You never belonged to me.
01:21:27You're a piece of shit.
01:21:29You never belonged with us,
01:21:31and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:35I played you, and I won.
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey.
01:21:43This has everything to do with me.
01:21:50I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:53and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:56and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:04You thought you were better than me,
01:22:07but I always win.
01:22:09All I fucking do is win.
01:22:18A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:27Mom.
01:22:29I saved the house.
01:22:32It's too late.
01:22:39Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:42Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:46That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:50You lose everything.
01:22:52Oh, God.
01:22:54Can I help you?
01:22:56What are you doing in that uniform?
01:22:59My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:03I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:08Do you need anything?
01:23:10No, I'm good.
01:23:12I just need you to do something for me.
01:23:15What do you want me to do?
01:23:17I don't know.
01:23:18My dad paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:38Here.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:08Miss me?
01:24:15Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:21Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah. This morning I bought it.
01:24:35What?
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh my god.
01:24:45You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:06But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:16And at 8pm.
01:25:18And I want you to wear this.
01:25:33What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:39How pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:02Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:07Mia! Jules!
01:26:09I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:14To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:16Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:26:23Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:26Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:28Uh...
01:26:30How did you know about that?
01:26:32Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:34And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:37You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:41Okay, fine.
01:26:44Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:48But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:52What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:54Actually, that's my job.
01:26:55Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:26:58What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:01These are not what they're for.
01:27:03Call my dad!
01:27:05Daddy!
01:27:07Bye, Mia.
01:27:10If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:14That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:20Everybody!
01:27:22Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:30I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:37And here are my secrets.
01:27:40I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:43I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:52And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:21I love you.
01:28:51I love you.
01:29:11Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:21Yes.
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.