Good Girls Gone Wild Rshort

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00:00:00Thank you very much.

00:00:30Oh, Dad.

00:00:35Hello?

00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...

00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.

00:00:59What?

00:01:00But you can't.

00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:09This is bad.

00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:21Come on, Lexi.

00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?

00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.

00:01:45I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.

00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.

00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?

00:01:55Mushrooms?

00:01:56No, not like that.

00:01:57Like something nice.

00:01:59Like maybe a trip.

00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?

00:02:03No.

00:02:05Sorry, Sue.

00:02:06Sue, I have a date.

00:02:07Oh, so do I.

00:02:10Sorry, Sue.

00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:12We'll figure it out.

00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?

00:02:26Yeah, sure.

00:02:28Here you go.

00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:02:41Oh, Jake.

00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.

00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:02:53The best night of my life.

00:02:54It will be, I promise.

00:02:57It'll always be amazing.

00:02:58With you and me.

00:03:00Together.

00:03:08Jake, no.

00:03:09I have to go.

00:03:10I have to work on my art project.

00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.

00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:21This Saturday?

00:03:22Of course.

00:03:27Thanks.

00:03:29Okay.

00:03:30Bye.

00:03:30Oh, baby.

00:03:42You're so hot.

00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.

00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.

00:03:46Yeah.

00:03:46What was your name again?

00:03:47Rod.

00:03:48Sex God.

00:03:49Lexi is so upset she's speechless.

00:03:58You're right.

00:03:59I bet.

00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:04:09Oh, no.

00:04:10Does not compute.

00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:04:17Oh, huh.

00:04:18Hi.

00:04:21When did you get home?

00:04:22So, is it true?

00:04:23Yes, it is.

00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.

00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of

00:04:36him.

00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.

00:04:39Lexi, tell her.

00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.

00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.

00:04:51Eight.

00:04:52Maybe.

00:04:54Listen, guys.

00:04:55I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.

00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?

00:05:19It's not Jake.

00:05:21It's the male ideal.

00:05:22Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.

00:05:27Right.

00:05:29Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.

00:05:32I'm not really an artist.

00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.

00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.

00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.

00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.

00:05:44Look, I can go either way.

00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.

00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:06Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:12To church.

00:06:13To pray for you.

00:06:14I want to be first in line.

00:06:17I'm getting this in sleep.

00:06:18Yeah, me too.

00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.

00:06:32I accused myself of the following sins.

00:06:34Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.

00:06:45I mean, not me.

00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...

00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:06:59But there was nothing there.

00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:05My best friends.

00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:09Okay.

00:07:11Third base.

00:07:12What?

00:07:13No.

00:07:14Like, sex.

00:07:15Like, intercourse?

00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.

00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.

00:07:20If you know what I mean.

00:07:22All the way.

00:07:23Go all the way.

00:07:24Woody.

00:07:25Woody?

00:07:26What?

00:07:28How could you do this?

00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.

00:07:36What?

00:07:42Yes.

00:07:43Yes.

00:07:45Run.

00:07:46Home run.

00:07:49Damn it.

00:07:51Fucking Yankees.

00:07:53Sorry.

00:08:17Sue, it is 1 p.m.

00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?

00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.

00:08:24Jeez.

00:08:24Can you guys please keep it down?

00:08:27I have an announcement to make.

00:08:29I want to do it.

00:08:31Do you hear me?

00:08:32I want to do it.

00:08:34This weekend.

00:08:35On our birthday.

00:08:37Do what?

00:08:39It.

00:08:40Screw.

00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.

00:08:44You know, shagging.

00:08:46Fucking.

00:08:49You do.

00:08:49Uh, but what about all your religious stuff?

00:08:53And, um, what about your sign from heaven?

00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.

00:08:56At church.

00:08:57Really?

00:08:59Well, okay, great.

00:09:02We're all in, then.

00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.

00:09:07Right?

00:09:08Right.

00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.

00:09:12Hey, Frank.

00:09:22Hi, Sue.

00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:09:27I don't know.

00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?

00:09:29Yeah.

00:09:29He's blind.

00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:09:37Wait, wait.

00:09:37Bye.

00:09:37Hey, um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:09:44It's for our birthday.

00:09:45Do you want to come?

00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?

00:09:47Do you think he can see at me short?

00:09:59Well, the house looks done.

00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.

00:10:04We finally turn 18.

00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.

00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep,

00:10:09because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake,

00:10:14and I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:10:17But Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?

00:10:19It's easy.

00:10:20I've known for the past six years,

00:10:22ever since catechism.

00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?

00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:38My soulmate.

00:10:42Chris?

00:10:43Sue?

00:10:44You, um, might want to think about picking a backup.

00:10:48I mean...

00:10:48What?

00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.

00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.

00:10:54It's a sign.

00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:11:01What?

00:11:02He does not.

00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber,

00:11:07with a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:11:13Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:11:19See you in the morning.

00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.

00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:30I don't know.

00:12:00It's so perfect.

00:12:30I knew that's what I look like.

00:12:36Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:12:54Tomorrow's Thursday.

00:13:06Tomorrow's Thursday.

00:13:08Tomorrow's Thursday.

00:13:12Tomorrow's Thursday.

00:13:14Tomorrow's Thursday.

00:13:18Oh, my gosh.

00:13:20They're coming.

00:13:22Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.

00:13:24Ew, why?

00:13:26It's for Jake to unwrap me.

00:13:28It's gonna be really sexy.

00:13:30I'm gonna start.

00:13:32You're gonna die of asphyxiation.

00:13:34He's gonna be really sexy.

00:13:36It's stupid.

00:13:37Just screw him.

00:13:38That's what he wants.

00:13:39That's what all guys want.

00:13:40Who hurt you as a child?

00:13:41Oh, Christ.

00:13:42Can I wrap your mouth, too?

00:13:43Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:13:48You're an idiot.

00:13:49A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:13:51Guys, seriously, come on.

00:13:52Hurry up.

00:13:53Oh, what a cool bracelet.

00:13:54I love it.

00:13:55You should put that down, though, because it's like...

00:14:04Very fragile.

00:14:05Yeah.

00:14:06Well, okay.

00:14:07This is so good.

00:14:08Everybody, let's just go.

00:14:10I like it.

00:14:11You're a little too...

00:14:12You're a little too, too.

00:14:13You might want a little too.

00:14:14I'm so sorry.

00:14:16I'm just scared.

00:14:17I'm so sorry.

00:14:18I'm so sorry about the woman.

00:14:19I'm so sorry.

00:14:20What?

00:14:21It's very fragile.

00:14:22Yeah.

00:14:23Set it down.

00:14:24Hurry up.

00:14:25Those were your anal beads, right?

00:14:28Yeah.

00:14:29I thought so.

00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.

00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.

00:14:57Nice.

00:15:00Happy birthday, Lex.

00:15:07Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:15:12That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.

00:15:16And the other one is edible massage oil.

00:15:19Oh, how did you know?

00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:15:24You're so cute.

00:15:25I'm so cute.

00:15:26Please don't touch my service time.

00:15:27All right, sorry.

00:15:28Are you okay now?

00:15:29Yeah, I'm fine.

00:15:31Okay.

00:15:32See you later.

00:15:33I can't believe you haven't heard of it yet.

00:15:35This is crazy.

00:15:36It's crazy.

00:15:37Oh, my God.

00:15:38Jake.

00:15:39Hi.

00:15:40I can't believe you haven't heard of it.

00:15:42This is crazy.

00:15:43Oh, my God.

00:15:44Jake!

00:15:45Hi!

00:15:46Hey, Ben.

00:15:47Happy birthday.

00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:15:53What?

00:15:54You want a beer?

00:15:57No.

00:16:00Oh, hon.

00:16:02Come here.

00:16:06I have your present here.

00:16:07I'll give it to you later.

00:16:09The time's right.

00:16:11He didn't have to give me anything.

00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.

00:16:18Hey, Ralph.

00:16:20We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.

00:16:23We'll bet.

00:16:27All right.

00:16:28This is my man right here.

00:16:29Hey.

00:16:30Hey.

00:16:31How you doing?

00:16:32Good.

00:16:39Check it out.

00:16:40Dare me.

00:16:41Woo-hoo!

00:16:42Look at the girls.

00:16:43Look at the girls.

00:16:44Look at the girls.

00:16:45Look at the girls.

00:16:46Oh, dude.

00:16:47Look at those.

00:16:48Are those real?

00:16:49I don't...

00:16:50Have you guys seen Cheryl?

00:16:51Hey!

00:16:52Ah, dude.

00:16:53Move!

00:16:54Come on.

00:16:55Lame.

00:16:56Oh, all right.

00:16:57Okay.

00:16:58I'll see you guys later.

00:16:59Go.

00:17:00Go do some push-ups or something.

00:17:01Aw, the moves.

00:17:0220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.

00:17:03Yeah.

00:17:04They're fake anyways.

00:17:05Who cares?

00:17:06Okay.

00:17:07I'll see you guys later.

00:17:08Go.

00:17:09Go do some push-ups or something.

00:17:10Aw, the moves.

00:17:1120 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.

00:17:16Yeah.

00:17:17They're fake anyways.

00:17:18Who cares?

00:17:19Okay.

00:17:20Oh, dude.

00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.

00:17:26Blind, you fucking asshole.

00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.

00:17:33Here, let me.

00:17:34Joanna, no, just go enjoy the party.

00:17:36Come on.

00:17:38Open.

00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?

00:17:44I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.

00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?

00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.

00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.

00:17:56Are these real?

00:18:04Of course they are.

00:18:07How come I've been up here before?

00:18:09I don't know.

00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.

00:18:11Have you seen Jake?

00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.

00:18:15Maybe upstairs.

00:18:16I don't know.

00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.

00:18:20That's probably where he went.

00:18:22Go roll.

00:18:23Liquid Courage?

00:18:27Yeah.

00:18:28Atta girl.

00:18:32Vodka, cranberry?

00:18:33It's really simple.

00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.

00:18:38I can go meet Rod.

00:18:40Sue?

00:18:41Are you okay?

00:18:42Sue?

00:18:43Relax.

00:18:45They're just nice.

00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.

00:18:48Seriously.

00:18:49It's going to be fine.

00:18:50Is Chris here?

00:18:53Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:18:59No, he does not have gay things.

00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.

00:19:03I'm going to do it.

00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:19:12No, he does not have gay things.

00:19:15I'm going to prove it to you.

00:19:16I'm going to do it.

00:19:17I'm going to do this.

00:19:19Good luck.

00:19:19Hey, you can do this.

00:19:24Just act like a slut.

00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.

00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.

00:19:41Chris.

00:19:42Hi.

00:19:43Can I talk to you?

00:19:45Uh-huh.

00:19:47In private?

00:19:47Oh, hey, Lexi.

00:20:02Hey, Lexi.

00:20:03What?

00:20:04Chris.

00:20:06You're so sexy.

00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...

00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.

00:20:13And I really want to...

00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?

00:20:20Is that wrong?

00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?

00:20:23Nothing.

00:20:23I'm sorry.

00:20:24I don't know how to do this.

00:20:26Sue.

00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.

00:20:31I understand these urges.

00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.

00:20:39Really?

00:20:40You do?

00:20:40I do.

00:20:41I really do.

00:20:43It's just...

00:20:49I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.

00:20:56Right.

00:20:57Lexi said you were...

00:20:58Jesus.

00:20:59Oh.

00:21:00That man.

00:21:01Of course.

00:21:02What did you think?

00:21:04Oh, nothing.

00:21:05So we can still do this then?

00:21:08Oh, Sue.

00:21:09You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth.

00:21:37Growing so hot, so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun, I just feel such compassion.

00:21:47I think about those things too.

00:21:49I think about those things too.

00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?

00:21:54Not really.

00:21:55I just find it too hard.

00:21:57It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.

00:22:05So...

00:22:06So...

00:22:07We're gonna go out there, right?

00:22:08Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.

00:22:09Hey, Ty.

00:22:10Whoa!

00:22:11Have you seen Jake?

00:22:12Uh, no.

00:22:13No.

00:22:14No.

00:22:15All right.

00:22:16Okay.

00:22:17All right.

00:22:18Focus.

00:22:19Focus.

00:22:20Focus.

00:22:21Focus.

00:22:22Oh, there he is.

00:22:24Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:22:34Oh, there he is.

00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:22:56How could he?

00:23:00Sue, what happened?

00:23:02Did you guys do it?

00:23:03Sue.

00:23:05He doesn't want me.

00:23:07Because he's gay.

00:23:08No, he's not.

00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.

00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.

00:23:13The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.

00:23:18Look, the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.

00:23:27What?

00:23:28Come with me.

00:23:29Where?

00:23:30To meet your dark side.

00:23:34Leave.

00:23:38Out.

00:23:40Everyone out.

00:23:50Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.

00:23:54Yes.

00:24:05I really can't.

00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.

00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:24:11Sue?

00:24:12Sue?

00:24:13Can you see it?

00:24:14Sue?

00:24:15I'm almost...

00:24:16I'm almost there.

00:24:17Oh!

00:24:18What?

00:24:19What?

00:24:20What?

00:24:21Sue, what happened?

00:24:22What did you see?

00:24:23A raccoon?

00:24:24What?

00:24:25What?

00:24:26Sue, what happened?

00:24:27What did you see?

00:24:28A raccoon?

00:24:29What?

00:24:30What?

00:24:31You overshot it.

00:24:32Aim the mirror further up.

00:24:36I can't.

00:24:37I can't.

00:24:38Please don't make me do that again.

00:24:39Okay, fine.

00:24:40Fine.

00:24:41I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

00:24:43What?

00:24:44You really need an orgasm.

00:24:45Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've

00:24:50never even had it with yourself.

00:24:51This really has to be your first step.

00:24:52Lex, I'm waiting.

00:24:53I'm waiting.

00:24:54I'm waiting.

00:24:55I'm waiting.

00:24:56No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:24:57No, no, no.

00:24:58I'm waiting.

00:24:59No, no, no, no.

00:25:00No, no, no.

00:25:01No, no, no, no.

00:25:02No, no, no, no.

00:25:03No, no.

00:25:04No, no, no, no.

00:25:05No, no, no.

00:25:06No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25:07No.

00:25:08No, no, no, no.

00:25:09You overshot it.

00:25:10Aim the mirror further up.

00:25:12I'm waiting.

00:25:13Coming.

00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.

00:25:16Just find it and use it.

00:25:18Wait.

00:25:19What does a black vibrator look like?

00:25:21It's black.

00:25:22It vibrates.

00:25:25Come on, Rod.

00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.

00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.

00:25:42Hey, cutie! Cutie!

00:25:49Boozeye!

00:25:51Oh, yeah!

00:25:55Bang. Bang. Bang.

00:25:59Good boy. Straighten up.

00:26:01Good boy. Good boy.

00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.

00:26:06I'm sorry. I can't see anything.

00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.

00:26:11What a bitch.

00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.

00:26:41Oh, shit.

00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?

00:26:50Nice shot.

00:26:53Direct hit.

00:26:55Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.

00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:27:15For sure?

00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.

00:27:20That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?

00:27:23No, it's awful.

00:27:25I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.

00:27:28It's a text. It's from him.

00:27:34Um, I can't bear myself to read it.

00:27:36Okay.

00:27:37Uh, he's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.

00:27:43Um, I have to go. I'm going.

00:27:45No, you can't just leave.

00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:27:52No.

00:27:53He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.

00:27:57I see only one option.

00:28:00I'm leaving.

00:28:01Revenge sex.

00:28:02Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?

00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:11Revenge sex.

00:28:13Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?

00:28:15Revenge sex, he doesn't care.

00:28:18He doesn't care about me.

00:28:19I mean, what?

00:28:20He's just into other girls.

00:28:22Trust me. He'll care.

00:28:23Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.

00:28:26To his ego, to screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.

00:28:31Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.

00:28:38No, I couldn't.

00:28:39Plus, I mean, there's no one smarter and better looking.

00:28:44and better looking.

00:28:46Eric!

00:28:47He's perfect!

00:28:48Eric Hall?

00:28:49Are you kidding?

00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.

00:28:52He makes your type.

00:28:54Really?

00:28:55And what type is that?

00:28:56Spuddy.

00:28:58Yeah.

00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.

00:29:00I fooled around with him once.

00:29:01He has this great ton of room.

00:29:03Oh, no.

00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.

00:29:07Okay, then.

00:29:08Fine.

00:29:09We will find someone else.

00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.

00:29:14Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?

00:29:18I mean, you're not going to marry the guy.

00:29:20No, I just couldn't do it.

00:29:22Fine.

00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life,

00:29:25knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,

00:29:27to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage

00:29:30and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,

00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.

00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:29:39I don't know.

00:29:41I don't know.

00:29:42Trust me.

00:29:43It's going to work.

00:29:44I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.

00:29:46Hi, Cheryl.

00:29:47Are you okay enough to chat with us?

00:29:48Oh, no.

00:29:49Oh, no.

00:29:50Hey.

00:29:51Happy birthday.

00:29:52Thanks.

00:29:53Hey.

00:29:54Happy birthday.

00:29:55Thanks.

00:29:56Thanks.

00:29:57Bye.

00:29:58Bye.

00:29:59Bye.

00:30:00Bye.

00:30:01Bye.

00:30:02Bye.

00:30:03Bye.

00:30:04Bye.

00:30:05Bye.

00:30:06Bye.

00:30:07Bye.

00:30:08Bye.

00:30:09Bye.

00:30:10Bye.

00:30:11Bye.

00:30:12Bye.

00:30:13Bye.

00:30:14Bye.

00:30:15Bye.

00:30:16Bye.

00:30:17Bye.

00:30:18Bye.

00:30:19Bye.

00:30:20Bye.

00:30:21Bye.

00:30:22Bye.

00:30:23Bye.

00:30:24Bye.

00:30:25Bye.

00:30:26Bye.

00:30:27Bye.

00:30:28Bye.

00:30:29Bye.

00:30:30Bye.

00:30:31Bye.

00:30:32Bye.

00:30:33Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:46So, happy birthday.

00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?

00:30:56But it's actually from us, U.S., America, United States.

00:31:03I know where we live.

00:31:04Right.

00:31:05Of course.

00:31:09I know where we live.

00:31:11Right.

00:31:12Of course.

00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?

00:31:20You want me to move?

00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.

00:31:22I just...

00:31:23No, you're fine.

00:31:33Jake!

00:31:38So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?

00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:43It?

00:31:44What, um...

00:31:45It.

00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.

00:31:52Oh!

00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?

00:31:57I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.

00:32:02Yeah, sure.

00:32:03I mean, well, yeah, of course.

00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...

00:32:07I mean...

00:32:09Whew.

00:32:11Uh...

00:32:12It's just...

00:32:14You're so...

00:32:16You're so beautiful.

00:32:19Okay.

00:32:19Um...

00:32:19Hmm?

00:32:21Uh, no kissing.

00:32:22Right, um, of course.

00:32:26Sorry?

00:32:29So, um...

00:32:30Do you want to un-wrap me?

00:32:34Oh, wow.

00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:32:39Now that you left over, you're not.

00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:45Now that you left over, you're not.

00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:50Organic.

00:32:51Yep.

00:32:52So, the wrap.

00:32:55Right.

00:32:56Um...

00:32:57Well, where's the, uh...

00:32:59It's, uh, the end is...

00:33:01I just, like, right over here.

00:33:02Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.

00:33:02Yeah.

00:33:02That's where I see it.

00:33:04Um, let me just, uh...

00:33:05Got it.

00:33:06Uh...

00:33:07Ow, ow, ow.

00:33:08Oh, sorry.

00:33:08Sorry, sorry.

00:33:09I, um...

00:33:10It's...

00:33:10It's okay.

00:33:12Do it again.

00:33:14Sorry, I, uh...

00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.

00:33:17You know what?

00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.

00:33:21Okay.

00:33:21Uh, let me just see.

00:33:29Oh, here it is.

00:33:30I got it.

00:33:31All right.

00:33:31Just, um, pull it.

00:33:33Oh, let me just...

00:33:34Oh, jeez.

00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...

00:33:39Oh, jeez.

00:33:48Oh, jeez.

00:33:50Well, that was stupid.

00:33:55Uh, let me just...

00:33:56Yeah.

00:33:58Yeah.

00:33:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:33:59How you doing tonight?

00:34:04I'm good.

00:34:05You having a good time?

00:34:06Yeah?

00:34:07You good?

00:34:07Jake!

00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.

00:34:11What?

00:34:12I can't hear you.

00:34:14I didn't have a beer.

00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.

00:34:17Jake!

00:34:18So are you with me?

00:34:19Upstairs.

00:34:20Yeah.

00:34:20Hold on.

00:34:22Take a piss.

00:34:23How much beer?

00:34:24Oh, ah, ha, ha.

00:34:39Oh, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:34:52Finally.

00:34:53Hey, uh, let me just get the blinds.

00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.

00:35:00What?

00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:05Oh.

00:35:07Well, okay.

00:35:08Okay.

00:35:09Okay.

00:35:22Finally.

00:35:24I, uh, let me just get the blinds.

00:35:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.

00:35:30What?

00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:36Oh.

00:35:38Well, okay.

00:35:39Okay.

00:35:40Okay.

00:35:41Okay.

00:35:41I love you.

00:36:11What are you doing?

00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.

00:36:33Um, not yet. More foreplay.

00:36:35Huh? Oh.

00:36:41It's so good.

00:36:44Oh.

00:36:46Yep.

00:36:47Oh, my God.

00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.

00:36:50What, what, what?

00:36:51Ah, ah, oh.

00:36:53Ah, yeah.

00:36:55Lock jaw, lock jaw.

00:36:57Wait, is that even a thing?

00:36:59I don't know.

00:37:01Ah.

00:37:02Are you okay?

00:37:06No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.

00:37:09I'm just, uh, I'm embarrassed.

00:37:11I, it's probably TNJ or fracture, swollen.

00:37:18You sure you're okay?

00:37:19Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

00:37:21Okay, great. Have fun.

00:37:22Oh.

00:37:28Now, now, let's do it now.

00:37:30No, not yet, not yet.

00:37:34All right, I'm gonna come.

00:37:35I'm gonna come.

00:37:36Not yet, not yet.

00:37:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37:39No, no, no, not yet.

00:37:40Lexi!

00:37:41Lexi!

00:37:42Oh!

00:37:43Oh!

00:37:46No, no, no, no, not yet.

00:37:47Lexi!

00:37:48Lexi!

00:37:49Oh!

00:37:50Oh!

00:37:51No means no.

00:37:52Huh?

00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:37:55It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.

00:37:58Uh-oh.

00:37:59Oh, hey, Jake.

00:38:00How are you doing?

00:38:01How's it going?

00:38:02Good.

00:38:03Eric?

00:38:04Come.

00:38:05Eric, help me.

00:38:06I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:07Excuse me.

00:38:08Cheryl's in here.

00:38:09Sup, bro?

00:38:10What the fuck is...

00:38:11Hey, wait!

00:38:12Lexi!

00:38:13Who?

00:38:14Who?

00:38:15Thanks.

00:38:16I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:17Excuse me.

00:38:18How's it going?

00:38:19Good.

00:38:20Eric?

00:38:21Eric?

00:38:22Eric, help me.

00:38:23I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:24Excuse me.

00:38:25Cheryl's in here.

00:38:28Sup, bro?

00:38:29What the fuck is...

00:38:30Hey, wait!

00:38:32Hi!

00:38:34Lex, babe. Still waiting.

00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.

00:38:46Damn it. I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.

00:38:50Hey, you!

00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind,

00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:38:56Ow!

00:38:58I'm so sorry!

00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again!

00:39:26Oh, man. No more water balloons.

00:39:28This party's ass!

00:39:32Yeah!

00:39:36This just isn't working.

00:39:39Nothing.

00:39:40What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?

00:39:45I'm careful, man. The lock sticks.

00:39:47Spark it up!

00:39:49Yes!

00:39:50Oh, man!

00:39:52I love this game!

00:39:54We're in the controllers. We gotta play.

00:39:56Here, here, here.

00:39:57Okay, let me find another one.

00:39:58All right, watch out.

00:40:00Woo!

00:40:02Look at this!

00:40:04Oh, my God!

00:40:06Fuel, fuel, fuel!

00:40:08Get that thing away! Jesus!

00:40:10Hey, dude, nice shot!

00:40:18Wasn't me?

00:40:20Whoa, whoa, nice!

00:40:22Are you sitting on there or something?

00:40:24Hey, you found the grenade launcher! Nice! Nice!

00:40:26Nice!

00:40:28Are you sitting on there or something?

00:40:30Hey, you found the grenade launcher! Nice! Nice!

00:40:34Do you have the extra controller?

00:40:58Whoa!

00:41:00You are the controller!

00:41:02No, I just...

00:41:04I didn't...

00:41:05I swear...

00:41:06I...

00:41:08No problem!

00:41:15You all right?

00:41:16Hey, don't leave.

00:41:17Hey, Sue!

00:41:18Where are you going, man?

00:41:22It's okay, um...

00:41:23Hey, Sue!

00:41:32Didn't you hear me calling you?

00:41:33Yeah, I just needed to...

00:41:34Um...

00:41:35Oh!

00:41:36Sure.

00:41:37Listen, Sue, I...

00:41:38I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:41:39You were?

00:41:40You mean...

00:41:41Yeah.

00:41:42Yeah.

00:41:43Yeah.

00:41:44So you think we should give it a try?

00:41:46Could we go get a drink?

00:41:48Wow!

00:41:49Um...

00:41:50Um...

00:41:51Your...

00:41:52Toilet's really...

00:41:53You...

00:41:54Do you know what?

00:41:55I gotta go!

00:41:56Um...

00:41:57Happy birthday!

00:41:58Uh...

00:41:59No!

00:42:00Chris!

00:42:01No!

00:42:02There wasn't...

00:42:03I didn't...

00:42:04Oh!

00:42:05God!

00:42:06Nevermind!

00:42:07This is the worst idea ever!

00:42:08Never going to have sex!

00:42:09Ow!

00:42:37Hello?

00:42:38A little attention here.

00:42:39Oh, yeah.

00:42:40Sorry.

00:42:45Lex.

00:42:46Don't be selfish.

00:42:47Oh, right.

00:42:48Sorry.

00:42:49All right.

00:42:50All right.

00:42:51Come on.

00:42:52Okay.

00:42:53Ugh.

00:42:54Jeez.

00:42:55Who invented this stupid position?

00:42:56Oh!

00:42:57I never tried.

00:42:58You've never been past.

00:42:59No!

00:43:00Well, she didn't come past.

00:43:01No!

00:43:02No, no, no.

00:43:03Oh!

00:43:04No, no, no, no.

00:43:05No.

00:43:06No, no, no, no.

00:43:07No, no, no.

00:43:08No, no, no, no, no...

00:43:09No.

00:43:10No, no, no, no...

00:43:12You're a половine.

00:43:13No, no, no, no.

00:43:14No...

00:43:15No, no, no, no.

00:43:16No...

00:43:17No, no, no, no.

00:43:18stupid position anyway. Too much fucking multitasking. Screw it.

00:43:48Oh no. That was bad. That was so bad.

00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?

00:44:24I think that guy's name starts with a J.

00:44:29Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:44:33Yes, it does.

00:44:35So you're JJ?

00:44:48Hello. Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS. Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:45:05A nun.

00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.

00:45:13Please hold.

00:45:14Oh, thank goodness.

00:45:181-900-CONFESSION. How may I be of service?

00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:45:26One day?

00:45:34Is that too long?

00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:45:37Go on.

00:45:39Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately. Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.

00:45:45What's her problem?

00:45:47A washing machine touched her.

00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:45:54All right, freak. Time's up.

00:45:56What? But what do I do?

00:45:57Just unplug the thing.

00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:46:02Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.

00:46:06I'm serious.

00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...

00:46:11I'll tell you this.

00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:46:15No contritions?

00:46:17You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.

00:46:21So the washing machine could touch me anytime?

00:46:24Like morning, afternoon, night?

00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you.

00:46:30Accidental masturbation is not a sin.

00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:46:36Huh.

00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.

00:46:39He sure is.

00:46:40Now run along.

00:46:44Wow.

00:46:45How do you know all that?

00:46:47Because I'm a nun.

00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch!

00:46:51Huh.

00:46:52Accidental masturbation.

00:46:54Who'da think?

00:47:03Revenge sex.

00:47:04What a stupid fucking idea.

00:47:06God, I'm getting out of here.

00:47:11Yeah, admit it.

00:47:12I've got no game.

00:47:13I guess I can scare everybody, I guess.

00:47:15I'm a beautiful woman.

00:47:20Fucking douchebag.

00:47:22Damn it.

00:47:24I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:47:26You go, girl.

00:47:28What?

00:47:29What are you doing here?

00:47:32We needed someplace private.

00:47:34But hey, listen.

00:47:35If you're serious about getting laid.

00:47:37Yeah?

00:47:38If you want someone great.

00:47:39I mean, really, the best ever.

00:47:43No offense.

00:47:44Frank, the blind guy?

00:47:47Really?

00:47:48I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:47:51I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:47:54It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:47:56It was like we used all our senses.

00:47:59Everything.

00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:48:06All right.

00:48:13What about him?

00:48:14Jeremy.

00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.

00:48:17Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:48:20I didn't know his last name, though.

00:48:23It's Jones.

00:48:24Jeremy Jones.

00:48:25This all makes sense.

00:48:27Excuse me.

00:48:29Jeremy.

00:48:31Hi.

00:48:32Hey.

00:48:33Who's on the phone?

00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.

00:48:35You'll meet her.

00:48:36She'll be here in like an hour.

00:48:38Wait.

00:48:39You have a girlfriend?

00:48:40Oh.

00:48:54Hey, Frank.

00:48:56Sit.

00:49:00Oh, you meant...

00:49:02You meant the dog.

00:49:03Relax.

00:49:04You need to relax and calm down.

00:49:06Oh, I'm...

00:49:07I'm relaxed.

00:49:08I'm fine.

00:49:09Why are you biting your nail?

00:49:10I'm not.

00:49:11How did you know that?

00:49:12Corner.

00:49:13Sit.

00:49:14Roll over.

00:49:15Roll over.

00:49:16Oh, you mean me.

00:49:17Roll over.

00:49:18Oh, you mean me.

00:49:19Roll over.

00:49:20Oh, you mean me.

00:49:21Oh, you mean me.

00:49:22Oh, how do you...

00:49:23How do you...

00:49:24How do you know that?

00:49:26How did you know that?

00:49:27How did you know that?

00:49:30Corner.

00:49:34Sit.

00:49:36Roll over.

00:49:40Oh, you mean me.

00:49:43Roll over.

00:49:47Oh, you mean me.

00:49:49Oh, how do you...

00:49:51How do you want me to...

00:49:52Just lay down.

00:49:53I...

00:50:04Oh.

00:50:05Oh.

00:50:06I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:50:08Considering it a teachable moment.

00:50:10Okay.

00:50:14Oh.

00:50:17See me with your hands.

00:50:18All right.

00:50:19Uh...

00:50:21You know, I should really...

00:50:22I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:50:23Really.

00:50:24I...

00:50:25Mm, peanut butter.

00:50:26Oh.

00:50:28Oh.

00:50:30Oh.

00:50:31Oh.

00:50:33Oh.

00:50:34Oh.

00:50:35Oh.

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:38Oh.

00:50:41Oh.

00:50:42Oh.

00:50:44Oh.

00:50:45Oh.

00:50:46Oh.

00:50:47Oh.

00:50:48Oh, oh.

00:50:49Oh, oh.

00:50:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:50:51Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.

00:51:21Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank.

00:51:51It's just a case of accidental masturbation.

00:51:57That's all.

00:52:02No, let me do this.

00:52:03Go ahead.

00:52:04I got it.

00:52:05No, really, please.

00:52:05I want to help.

00:52:09OK, everybody out.

00:52:12Leave.

00:52:12I have to back.

00:52:21You're not even getting the chips.

00:52:27They're over here.

00:52:29I see some dust over here, so it's just so much dust on this floor.

00:52:38It's a dirty floor.

00:52:40It's such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:52:45Earth.

00:53:02OK.

00:53:03Oh, yeah.

00:53:04Oh, all right.

00:53:05Oh, I think I got all of that.

00:53:07I'm just gonna, I'll see you at home.

00:53:19Frankie!

00:53:21Oh my, oh!

00:53:22What was that?

00:53:23What?

00:53:24Ow, fucking shit!

00:53:25Man, we gotta smoke.

00:53:26Oh, Winky's smoking here.

00:53:30Stop, Frank, stop teasing Frank!

00:53:33Oh, crap in the box!

00:53:34Sorry, man, we're just looking for a place to finish this roach.

00:53:37Oh, I heard something.

00:53:38You wanna join us?

00:53:39Uh, no, I might-

00:53:41Come on, you gotta do it, come on!

00:53:43Seriously, guys, I need to-

00:53:44What's your dog, man?

00:53:45Dude, what's it like being blind of it?

00:53:47It's tripping.

00:53:51Frank?

00:53:53Frank, are we gonna do something soon?

00:53:57Bro, you are too funny.

00:54:01Thanks, man.

00:54:02Ooh, this is some good stuff.

00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.

00:54:05Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high!

00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

00:54:14Damn, I really can't remember!

00:54:15This is some good shit!

00:54:16You're the devil!

00:54:17You're the devil!

00:54:18No more!

00:54:22Oh no. You're the devil. No more.

00:54:42JJ, I'm Jeremy. You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

00:54:48Please.

00:54:49Lex, I can't.

00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend. I really like this girl.

00:54:55Fine. It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

00:55:10Oh.

00:55:14We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

00:55:17Perfect.

00:55:22Before she gets here.

00:55:22Perfect.

00:55:34Let's do it. Let's do it.

00:55:36Fuck me. Fuck me now.

00:55:37What? What's wrong?

00:55:43I can't. I can't get it in.

00:55:46Just try down there. It's like a desert down there. It's sandpaper.

00:55:50Okay, I get the picture. Just try it again.

00:55:56No. Why is this happening? We fooled around before. I was dripping wet. I came like four times, remember? Just do what you did then. Go on.

00:56:06I already did my thing. I already tried.

00:56:09What? What? What is different this time?

00:56:12I don't know. Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

00:56:20What? You're not JJ? But your name is Jeremy Jones. How can you not be JJ?

00:56:27Who the hell is this JJ? Where are you going? We're not done here. I can still do this. I just need a little bit of foot. I can do this. I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else. We can do this. Go team.

00:56:44What? What? Just keep going.

00:56:52Jeremy? Are you going to...

00:56:54Shit.

00:56:57Jeremy?

00:57:04Where's Jeremy?

00:57:06Oh, we were just, you know, from here.

00:57:10Hey, babe. Just working out.

00:57:14How could you, you bastard?

00:57:21You might want to...

00:57:22What?

00:57:24What?

00:57:27Ah!

00:57:29Mariela! Mariela!

00:57:32You know, those aren't mine.

00:57:34At least not all of them.

00:57:36What is wrong with you?

00:57:41What is wrong with you?

00:57:44It used to be so pure.

00:57:47Well, no more. That's it.

00:57:49Really, that's the last one.

00:57:53Oop.

00:57:54Oop.

00:57:57Shhh.

00:58:01Oh, man.

00:58:02Cheryl?

00:58:02What is it?

00:58:03What are you doing down here?

00:58:07I'm waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.

00:58:14What?

00:58:14Why?

00:58:15Nothing.

00:58:16Nothing.

00:58:17Just this lying guy and his dog and...

00:58:19Honey.

00:58:20It's gonna be okay.

00:58:21No, it's not okay.

00:58:22God.

00:58:23And you know whose fault it is?

00:58:24I'm sorry.

00:58:25It's Jake's fault.

00:58:26That lying cheating bastard.

00:58:27Yes.

00:58:28He is such a dickwad.

00:58:29You need to confront him.

00:58:30Yeah.

00:58:31Yeah.

00:58:32Yeah.

00:58:33I need to confront him.

00:58:34I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?

00:58:35Like why isn't he hanging out with me?

00:58:36Yeah, you just caught up.

00:58:37You just caught up.

00:58:38Yeah, attoured.

00:58:39I'm gonna have to.

00:58:40That's it.

00:58:42I'm gonna have to do a good job.

00:58:43I do not have to run it all.

00:58:44No, I'm gonna have to kill him.

00:58:46It's a bad thing.

00:58:47And you know whose fault it is?

00:58:48I'm sorry.

00:58:49It's Jake's.

00:58:50Jake's fault.

00:58:51That lying cheating bastard.

00:58:52Yes.

00:58:53He is such a dickwad.

00:58:54You need to confront him.

00:58:55Yeah.

00:58:56Yeah, I need to confront him.

00:58:59I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?

00:59:01anyway like why isn't he hanging out with me you know you just call him here and give him a big

00:59:05piece of your mind yeah big piece a big old chunk of my mind a big piece of it yeah you know you

00:59:12might want to you need to look hot while you break up with him yeah you're right why am i wearing a

00:59:19sheet i'm sorry i'm so i get shy around beautiful women like you i got no game

00:59:35it's not important

00:59:49hey um eric i can't talk right now no no i really need to talk to you

00:59:58really eric i can't right now no no i i just wanted to say i'm sorry about earlier and and

01:00:05i'm just embarrassed and i want to make it up to you eric really i don't care it's fine no but i do

01:00:11i mean i do i care i haven't known how to tell you maybe because uh i don't know i'm

01:00:19a little shy but i was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime soon because i'm gonna

01:00:28be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out really eric you're shy you have no game

01:00:34no not really yeah no i can't do this sorry

01:00:40okay all right i uh

01:00:47happy birthday then

01:00:50i'm sorry i was trying to kiss you

01:01:03wow

01:01:12here i come baby get ready for your big birthday surprise

01:01:27oh

01:01:30eric stop um we can't do this oh god damn not again oh no um honey happy

01:01:36what the fuck is this who the hell are you dude okay guys don't

01:01:45cheryl baby what is this oh geez cheryl you're i've been looking for

01:01:54you all night and you've been oh man no wonder i couldn't find you

01:01:58you couldn't find me what about all those girls vaginas you were

01:02:02in or your penis getting sucked cheryl honey

01:02:05no we can work this out baby i love you jake no you have to go baby i'll be

01:02:11faithful from now on please i promise no jake i can't do this i'm sorry

01:02:15no jake please just go just go i'm sorry you're a harmless

01:02:21bitch how can you do it

01:02:24yay you did it i am so proud of you you got your revenge sex you've left him in your shell of a man

01:02:30revenge sex

01:02:34it's really not what it sounds like at all right

01:02:38all makes sense now wow i feel really stupid eric i'm really i'm really sorry

01:02:47cheryl i really liked you and you used me eric please don't go please eric

01:02:54aren't you happy well no that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like you mean the sex

01:03:03was it yeah no we didn't quite do it oh you know i couldn't seem to do it either really i just

01:03:10never found the right guy or guys anyway we better get downstairs people are starting to leave i

01:03:17wonder how sue did

01:03:29i can't believe she dumped me man this is

01:03:31bulls**t god this is oh oh oh you suck it god i'm out of here yeah he has good hair though

01:03:46don't you puke on me and don't puke on my car either

01:03:50right set break that i might need a vacation

01:03:58take this information through your head oh sue are you all right

01:04:06was it from sex did you pop your cork i don't think so not with the guy anyway oh don't ask

01:04:13every possible object it's like every mechanical thing it was like transformers they just all became

01:04:20vibrators i told you it's addicting so what about chris well last time i saw him he was running

01:04:28away through your life i told you he was gay oh well i think i'm just oh cramp

01:04:36oh i think it's broken so wait none of us cashed an rv card

01:04:46oh joanna you're so sweet so i was gonna go grab some food you wanna go no thank you i think i should

01:04:54finish up here did you ever find that guy you were looking for no i don't know for some reason

01:05:01i just realized he needs to be my first or something why do you know him sort of oh well hey if you happen

01:05:10run into him just tell him i'd like to see him again

01:05:20love him shut it you want to do it i don't want to hear it from you i don't want to get married

01:05:23you want to do it all right all right

01:05:28um no no way

01:05:58oh well there's always next year

01:06:28it's you it's you i've been waiting for you jay jay

01:06:50it's a great team

01:06:55you

01:06:56the

01:06:58the

01:06:59the

01:07:00the

01:07:01the

01:07:03the

01:07:04the

01:07:05the

01:07:08the

01:07:10the

01:07:12the

01:07:16the

01:07:17Wow, that's amazing.

01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.

01:07:47I guess something inspired me.

01:07:51He really captured his expression and his eyes.

01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.

01:07:59Whose?

01:08:00Eric's.

01:08:01Well, it's him, right?

01:08:04Oh.

01:08:06Yeah.

01:08:08I have to go see him.

01:08:14Well, I think you know what we should do.

01:08:21One-nine-hundred confess.

01:08:28Sister Terese?

01:08:30Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.

01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.

01:08:36Oh, sure.

01:08:37It's 271.

01:08:39Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like take you back?

01:08:51Sure, hon, why not?

01:08:54As long as you're on the right path.

01:08:57Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.

01:09:07Sister?

01:09:08Can I get up now?

01:09:10I really gotta pee.

01:09:12No!

01:09:13Hush your trap!

01:09:14Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.

01:09:19I will.

01:09:20Thanks.

01:09:22Sister?

01:09:23SHUT UP OR I'LL PUNISH YOU HARD, YOU SHEEK FUCKER!

01:09:32Eric, wait!

01:09:45Cheryl?

01:09:50Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:09:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.

01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.

01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:10:15I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink hair.

01:10:22Come on, I gotta get going.

01:10:24Oh, wow.

01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.

01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.

01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.

01:10:36Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?

01:10:42Yeah, sure.

01:10:45Oh, sorry, no kissing, right?

01:10:52No, kissing.

01:10:53Oh.

01:10:54Mm.

01:10:56Hey.

01:11:09Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:11:12Um, I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.

01:11:17Wait, what?

01:11:18I never did that.

01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.

01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:11:25She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:11:32I wonder who it was.

01:11:33At least this birthday's over.

01:11:54Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:12:08I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.

01:12:12What are you doing?

01:12:38Excuse me, excuse me.

01:12:44Do you know where the church is?

01:12:46It's on Fountain Street.

01:12:48Yeah, that's the church I go to.

01:12:50Or used to go to.

01:12:52It's straight up that way and then left.

01:12:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:13:00Oh, well, I don't know.

01:13:08Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:13:21I don't think so.

01:13:23But thanks.

01:13:24What's your name?

01:13:25Sue.

01:13:26What's yours?

01:13:27Jesus.

01:13:29Really?

01:13:30Si.

01:13:32Maybe I could use the ride.

01:13:38What?

01:13:39Yep.

01:13:40Where you going?

01:13:41Where like many of you'd be on.

01:13:44I haven't everybody here yet.

01:13:45I didn't have any idea.

01:13:47I've been single in nothing.

01:13:49Cause we took around the malls.

01:13:51We missed one.

01:13:52And we'll enjoy all this tiempo.

01:13:53And out there two times.

01:13:55Thanks!

01:13:56We have to wait.

01:13:57These movies will be impossible that none of theutarmen skunk humanity.

01:14:02Have you?

01:14:04But, of course, I'll even notice you later.

01:14:06Can't wait a minute.

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