- 6/13/2025
Good Girls Gone Wild
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00:00:00Oh, bad.
00:00:30Hello?
00:00:31Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:34I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:35and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:38So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:42Me too.
00:00:43Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:46Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:49Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:52You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:54What? But you can't.
00:00:56I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:00:59Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:01You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:04This is bad.
00:01:06You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:07She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:16Come on, Lexi.
00:01:18So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:33Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:38But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:40I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:42we've done something new and special,
00:01:44but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:47So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:49Mushrooms?
00:01:51No, not like that.
00:01:52Like something nice.
00:01:54Like maybe a trip.
00:01:56Like a mushroom trip?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Sue.
00:02:00I have a date.
00:02:02So do I.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:05Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:06We'll figure it out.
00:02:19Oh, flowers.
00:02:20Are these from you?
00:02:21Yeah, sure.
00:02:22Here you go.
00:02:24No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:30I guess you still make me nervous.
00:02:35Oh, Jake.
00:02:40Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:43No, Jake.
00:02:44Not yet.
00:02:45When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:47The best night of my life.
00:02:49It will be.
00:02:50I promise.
00:02:51It will always be amazing.
00:02:53With you and me.
00:02:54Together.
00:03:03Jake, no.
00:03:04I have to go.
00:03:05I have to work on my art project.
00:03:07You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:10but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:14So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:16This Saturday?
00:03:17Of course.
00:03:21Thanks.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23Bye.
00:03:24Nothing.
00:03:25Nothing.
00:03:26Nothing.
00:03:27Oh, baby.
00:03:28You're so hot.
00:03:29I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:30Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32What was your name again?
00:03:33Rod.
00:03:34Sex guy.
00:03:35Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:36You're right, I bet.
00:03:40Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:03:41Oh, no.
00:03:42Does not compute.
00:03:43Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:03:44Oh, huh.
00:03:45Oh, huh.
00:03:46Hi.
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:48Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:53You're right, I bet.
00:04:00Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:04Oh, no.
00:04:05Does not compute.
00:04:06Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:12Oh, huh.
00:04:13Hi.
00:04:15When did you get home?
00:04:17So is it true?
00:04:18Yes, it is.
00:04:20It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:24I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:29and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:31So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:34Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity
00:04:36is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:39On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:41Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like,
00:04:45our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:49Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:04:56I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:07We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:10Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:14It's not Jake.
00:05:16It's the male ideal, like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:22Right.
00:05:23Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:26I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:27I'm not really an artist.
00:05:28Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:31Point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:33on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:36I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:39Look, I can go either way.
00:05:42I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:46I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:49Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:53But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:05:58You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:04Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:07To church to pray for you.
00:06:09Want to be first in line.
00:06:12I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:13Yeah, me too.
00:06:23Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:25It's been four days since my last confession.
00:06:27I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:32OK, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:34but it's about sex.
00:06:37Mm-hmm.
00:06:40I mean, not me.
00:06:41I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I've never even seen a guy as...
00:06:47Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:50But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:06:52and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:54But there was nothing there.
00:06:58OK, so it's about my friends.
00:07:00My best friends.
00:07:02They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:04OK.
00:07:06Third base.
00:07:07What?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09Like, sex.
00:07:10Like, intercourse?
00:07:12With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:14I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:07:15if you know what I mean.
00:07:17All the way.
00:07:18Go all the way.
00:07:20Woody?
00:07:21What's it?
00:07:21You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:32What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Yes.
00:07:39Run.
00:07:40Run.
00:07:40Home route.
00:07:44Damn it.
00:07:46Fuck you Yankees.
00:07:47Please.
00:07:50Sorry.
00:07:50Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:14What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:16I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:17Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:22I have an announcement to make.
00:08:24I want to do it.
00:08:26Do you hear me?
00:08:27I want to do it.
00:08:29This weekend.
00:08:30On our birthday.
00:08:31Do what?
00:08:33It.
00:08:34Screw.
00:08:35You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:44You do.
00:08:45But what about all your religious stuff, and what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:50Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:52Really?
00:08:54Well, OK, great.
00:08:57We're all in then.
00:08:58So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:02Right?
00:09:03Right.
00:09:06I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:15Hey, Frank.
00:09:17Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:19Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:21I don't know.
00:09:22Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:23Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:25Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:32Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:34Hey.
00:09:35Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:38It's for our birthday.
00:09:40Do you want to come?
00:09:41Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:42Well, my house looks done.
00:09:57Tomorrow's a big day.
00:09:59We finally turn 18.
00:10:00And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:03Well, we better get our beady sleep, because the party
00:10:05starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:06So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:09And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:11But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:15It's easy.
00:10:16I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:21What the fuck is a catechism?
00:10:22I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:33My soulmate.
00:10:36Chris?
00:10:38Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:43I mean, what?
00:10:44No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:45He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:48Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:49It's a sign.
00:10:51Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:10:56What?
00:10:57He does not.
00:10:58Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:00He looks just like Justin Bieber, with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:04and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:06Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:09Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:12OK, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:14See you in the morning.
00:11:22I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:23I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:53I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:54I knew it would happen.
00:11:55I knew it would happen.
00:11:56I knew it would happen.
00:11:57I knew it would happen.
00:11:58I knew it would happen.
00:11:59I knew it would happen.
00:12:00I knew it would happen.
00:12:01I knew it would happen.
00:12:02I knew it would happen.
00:12:03I knew it would happen.
00:12:04I knew it would happen.
00:12:05I knew it would happen.
00:12:06I knew it would happen.
00:12:07I knew it would happen.
00:12:08I knew it would happen.
00:12:09I knew it would happen.
00:12:10I knew it would happen.
00:12:11I knew it would happen.
00:12:12I knew it would happen.
00:12:13I knew it would happen.
00:12:14I knew it would happen.
00:12:15I knew it would happen.
00:12:16I knew it would happen.
00:12:17I knew it would happen.
00:12:18I knew it would happen.
00:12:19I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:30Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:55Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:25Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:28Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:33Ew, why?
00:13:34It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:36It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:37I'm going to sprint.
00:13:39You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:41He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:42It's stupid.
00:13:43Just screw him.
00:13:44That's what he wants.
00:13:45That's what all guys want.
00:13:46Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:48Oh, Christ.
00:13:49Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:51Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:13:56You're an idiot.
00:13:57A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:01Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:05Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:10I love it.
00:14:11You should put that down, though, because it's really-
00:14:15Very fragile.
00:14:16Yeah.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:18Set it down.
00:14:19Hurry up.
00:14:20Bye.
00:14:21Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:25Let's go.
00:14:26Hey.
00:14:28Let's go.
00:14:29Let's go.
00:14:30Let's go.
00:14:32Let's go.
00:14:33Hey.
00:14:34What are you talking about?
00:14:35You got to go.
00:14:36Hey.
00:14:37Let's go.
00:14:39Hey.
00:14:40Hey.
00:14:41Hey.
00:14:42Hey.
00:14:43Hey.
00:14:53Hey.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:01No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:05That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:07but be careful it stings.
00:15:09And the other one is edible moustache oil.
00:15:12Oh, how did you know?
00:15:14I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:17Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:25Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:27All right, sorry.
00:15:29Are you okay now?
00:15:30Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
00:15:31Okay, we'll see you later.
00:15:34I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:37This is crazy.
00:15:38Jake!
00:15:39Hi!
00:15:40Hey, babe.
00:15:41Happy birthday.
00:15:43Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:46What?
00:15:47You want a beer?
00:15:52No.
00:15:56Oh, hon.
00:15:57Come here.
00:16:01I have your present here.
00:16:02I'll give it to you later.
00:16:03The time's right.
00:16:05You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:07And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:13Hey, bro.
00:16:15We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:18Oh, a bed.
00:16:22All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:24Hey.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26How you doing?
00:16:27Good.
00:16:28Look at me.
00:16:29Let's go.
00:16:30Let's go.
00:16:31Let's go.
00:16:32Let's go.
00:16:33Let's go.
00:16:34Let's go.
00:16:35Check it out.
00:16:36Dare me?
00:16:38Woohoo!
00:16:39Oh, dude, look at those.
00:16:57Are those real?
00:16:58I don't know.
00:16:59Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:00Hey!
00:17:01Ah, dude, move!
00:17:02Come on, lame!
00:17:03Oh, all right.
00:17:04OK.
00:17:05I'll see you guys later.
00:17:06Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:07Aw, the moves.
00:17:08By the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:11Yeah!
00:17:13They're fake anyways.
00:17:14Who cares?
00:17:15OK.
00:17:16OK.
00:17:20Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:26Sue, no.
00:17:27It's your birthday.
00:17:28Here, let me.
00:17:29Joanna, no.
00:17:30Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:32What?
00:17:33Open.
00:17:36Hey.
00:17:37Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:39I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:43Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:44I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:45It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:46Are these real?
00:17:59Of course they are.
00:18:00How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:02Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:03Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:04Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:05Maybe upstairs.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:07Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:08That's probably where he went.
00:18:09Go roll.
00:18:10Liquid courage?
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:12Atta girl.
00:18:13Vodka cranberry?
00:18:14Surely simple.
00:18:15Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:16I can go meet around.
00:18:17Sue?
00:18:18Are you okay?
00:18:19Sue?
00:18:20Relax.
00:18:21They're just nice.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:24Seriously.
00:18:25Gonna be fine.
00:18:26Is Chris here?
00:18:27No.
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00:19:16Hey, you can do this.
00:19:19Just act like a slut.
00:19:23Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:32Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:35Chris, hi.
00:19:38Can I talk to you?
00:19:40Uh-huh.
00:19:41In private?
00:19:43No.
00:19:46Oh, hey, Lexi. Hey, Lexi.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59Chris, you're so sexy.
00:20:03Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:06I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:09And I really want to...
00:20:13Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:15Is that wrong?
00:20:16Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:18Nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know how to do this.
00:20:21Sue.
00:20:23Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:26I understand these urges.
00:20:30And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:34Really? You do?
00:20:35I do. I really do.
00:20:38I like you too.
00:20:40Really? You do?
00:20:42I do. I do. I really do.
00:20:44It's just...
00:20:45I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:51Right.
00:20:52Lexi said you were...
00:20:53Jesus.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:55That man.
00:20:56Of course.
00:20:57What did you think?
00:20:59Oh, nothing.
00:21:00So we can still do this then?
00:21:03Oh, Sue.
00:21:04Sue.
00:21:04You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth.
00:21:32Growing so hot, so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun. I just feel such compassion.
00:21:43I think about those things, too.
00:21:45So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:49Not really.
00:21:50I just find it too hard. It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us. So...
00:22:05We're going to go out there, right? Andy, we're going to tell you three months.
00:22:14Hey, hi.
00:22:15Whoa!
00:22:17Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:18Uh, no. No.
00:22:20All right.
00:22:24Okay. All right, focus. Focus, focus.
00:22:26Oh, there he is.
00:22:32Oh, there he is.
00:22:36Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:38Oh, my God.
00:22:51How could he?
00:22:55Sue, what happened? Did you guys do it?
00:22:58Sue?
00:23:00He doesn't want me.
00:23:01Because he's gay.
00:23:03No, he's not. He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:06Oh, come on, Sue. The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:12Look, the only way you were going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Come with me.
00:23:25Where?
00:23:26To meet your dark side.
00:23:34Out. Everyone out.
00:23:45Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:53I really can't. I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:04I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14Sue?
00:24:16Can you see it?
00:24:18Sue.
00:24:19I'm almost... I'm almost there.
00:24:29What?
00:24:31What?
00:24:33Sue, what happened? What did you see?
00:24:35A raccoon?
00:24:37What?
00:24:39You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:40I can't. Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:50Okay, fine. Fine. I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:55What?
00:24:57You really need an orgasm.
00:24:59Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:03This really has to be your first step.
00:25:06Les, I'm waiting.
00:25:08Coming. Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer. Just find it and use it.
00:25:13Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:16It's black. It vibrates.
00:25:20Come on, Rod. Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:23And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:26Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:25:42Oh!
00:25:44Boozeye!
00:25:46Oh, yeah!
00:25:49Bang. Bang. Bang.
00:25:52Good boy. Straighten up.
00:25:54Good boy. Good boy.
00:25:57Good boy.
00:25:59He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:01I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:04That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:06What a bitch.
00:26:08Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:20Oh, shit.
00:26:21What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:22Nice shot.
00:26:23Oh, shit.
00:26:24What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:25Nice shot.
00:26:26Direct hit.
00:26:27Oh, shit.
00:26:28What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:29Nice shot.
00:26:30Direct hit.
00:26:31Ugh, shit.
00:26:32Word from the dinghy.
00:26:33What?
00:26:34Right?
00:26:35Go close, please.
00:26:36What?
00:26:37Oh, shit.
00:26:38Oh, shit.
00:26:40Oh, shit.
00:26:42What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:46Nice shot.
00:26:47Direct hit.
00:26:49команder and the demon's
00:26:51saw Arthur said emmy ì²yo vivo
00:26:53Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:04Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:07He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:10For sure?
00:27:11I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:15That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:19No, it's awful.
00:27:20I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:31Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:37Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:40No, you can't just leave.
00:27:42Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:46No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:50Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:27:55I'm leaving.
00:27:56Revenge sex.
00:27:57Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:27:59It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:06Revenge sex.
00:28:08Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:09It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:15But he... I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
00:28:18He's just into other girls.
00:28:20Trust me. He'll care.
00:28:22Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:25To his ego.
00:28:26To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:29Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:35No, I... I couldn't.
00:28:37Plus, I mean, there's... there's no one smarter and... and better looking.
00:28:41Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:43Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:49Really? And what type is that?
00:28:51He's funny.
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:54Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:55I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:28:57Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:02Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:29:05Someone that I haven't... fooled around with.
00:29:11Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:13I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:16No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:18Fine.
00:29:18If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:22to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage
00:29:26and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:28and you chose not to do it,
00:29:30go ahead.
00:29:31But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:38But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:43Trust me.
00:29:45It's going to work.
00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:55Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:56Okay, enough to chat with you.
00:29:58Oh, no.
00:29:58Hey.
00:30:10Happy birthday.
00:30:12Thanks.
00:30:15Thanks.
00:30:36Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:38So, happy birthday.
00:30:46Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:51But it's actually from us.
00:30:52U.S.
00:30:54America?
00:30:56United States?
00:30:58Uh, I know where we live.
00:30:59Right.
00:31:00Of course.
00:31:04Uh, I know where we live.
00:31:06Right.
00:31:07Of course.
00:31:12Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:14Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:15Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:17I just...
00:31:18No, you're fine.
00:31:31Jake!
00:31:34So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:37I'm sorry.
00:31:38It?
00:31:39What, um...
00:31:40It.
00:31:41Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:45Get real nasty.
00:31:46Oh!
00:31:47Oh!
00:31:48You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:53I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:54You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:57Yeah, sure.
00:31:58I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:31:59Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:02I mean...
00:32:04Whew.
00:32:05Uh...
00:32:06Uh...
00:32:07It's just...
00:32:09You're so...
00:32:11You're so beautiful.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15Hmm?
00:32:16Uh, no kissing.
00:32:18Right.
00:32:19Um, of course.
00:32:21Sorry?
00:32:23Uh...
00:32:24So, um...
00:32:26Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:32:28Oh, wow.
00:32:29Uh...
00:32:30You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:32:31Or...
00:32:32Leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:34Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:35Uh...
00:32:36You're fresh.
00:32:40Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:42Uh...
00:32:43You're fresh.
00:32:44Organic.
00:32:46Yup.
00:32:48So, the wrap.
00:32:50Right?
00:32:52Um...
00:32:53Where's the, uh...
00:32:54It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:32:56Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58That's where I see it.
00:32:59Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:00Got it.
00:33:01Uh...
00:33:02Ow!
00:33:03Ow!
00:33:04Oh, I, um...
00:33:05It's...
00:33:06It's okay.
00:33:07Here.
00:33:08Do it again.
00:33:09Sorry.
00:33:10I, uh...
00:33:11I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult to...
00:33:12You know what?
00:33:13Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:21Uh...
00:33:22Let me just...
00:33:23See.
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:25Here it is.
00:33:26I got it.
00:33:27All right.
00:33:28Let me just...
00:33:29Ah!
00:33:30Oh!
00:33:32Oh, geez.
00:33:33Cheryl, are you...
00:33:34You okay?
00:33:35Oh!
00:33:36Uh...
00:33:39Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:40Oh, geez.
00:33:42Here.
00:33:43Here.
00:33:44Here.
00:33:45Here.
00:33:46Well, that was stupid.
00:33:50Yeah.
00:33:51How you doing tonight?
00:33:52You having a good time?
00:33:53Yeah?
00:33:54You good?
00:33:55Jake!
00:33:56I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:33:57What?
00:33:58I can't hear you.
00:33:59Another beer.
00:34:00Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:01Jake!
00:34:02Upstairs.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:04Hold on.
00:34:05Take a piss.
00:34:06How much beer.
00:34:07How much beer?
00:34:08Now?
00:34:10Get some champagne.
00:34:11Oh.
00:34:12Look at this usted…
00:34:13That's beautiful.
00:34:14üzik...
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16Oh man...
00:34:17I took a piss.
00:34:18Come on.
00:34:19Here.
00:34:20Now, the beer.
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:23I'm back.
00:34:25I'm back.
00:34:27I'm back.
00:34:29I'm back.
00:34:31I'm back.
00:34:33Oh, ah, ah.
00:34:35Ah.
00:34:37Ah.
00:34:39Ah.
00:34:41Ah.
00:34:47Finally.
00:34:49Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:51Oh, no, no, no.
00:34:53Don't worry about it.
00:34:55What?
00:34:57I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:34:59Oh.
00:35:01Well, OK.
00:35:03OK.
00:35:05OK.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:09OK.
00:35:11OK.
00:35:13OK.
00:35:15OK.
00:35:17Finally.
00:35:19I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:23Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:25What?
00:35:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:30Oh.
00:35:32Well, OK.
00:35:34OK.
00:35:36I mean, I need to be able, uh, to have a face.
00:35:56The video needs to be achieved.
00:35:59Wow.
00:36:01What are you doing?
00:36:20Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:28Um, not yet.
00:36:29More foreplay.
00:36:30Huh?
00:36:30Oh!
00:36:31Oh!
00:36:32Oh!
00:36:33Oh!
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:35Oh!
00:36:36Oh!
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:38So good.
00:36:39Oh.
00:36:40Yep.
00:36:41Oh, my God.
00:36:43Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45What?
00:36:46What?
00:36:47Ah!
00:36:48Ah!
00:36:49Ah!
00:36:50Ah!
00:36:51Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:52Is that even a thing?
00:36:54I don't know.
00:36:56Ah!
00:36:57Are you okay?
00:37:00No, no, no, no.
00:37:01It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:04I'm just, uh, I'm embarrassed.
00:37:07It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:13You sure you're okay?
00:37:14Yeah, yeah.
00:37:15I'm fine.
00:37:16Okay, great.
00:37:17Have fun.
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:23Now.
00:37:24Now, let's do it now.
00:37:25No, not yet.
00:37:26Not yet.
00:37:27I'm gonna come.
00:37:28I'm not gonna come.
00:37:29Are you ready?
00:37:30Not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:32No-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:33No!
00:37:34No, no, not yet.
00:37:35Lexi!
00:37:36Lexi!
00:37:37Ooof.
00:37:38Uugh.
00:37:39No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:42Lexi!
00:37:43Lexi!
00:37:44Oh, shittin.
00:37:45Ugh.
00:37:47No, needs no.
00:37:48Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's been a really long time, and I just I haven't masturbated for anything
00:38:00Oh, hey Jake
00:38:03How you doing?
00:38:05How's it going? Good. Eric?
00:38:09Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:13Excuse me
00:38:15Cheryl's in here
00:38:22Sup, bro
00:38:24What the fuck is
00:38:26Hey, wait
00:38:28Lex, babe, still waiting
00:38:37Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind
00:38:41Damn it. I'm gonna say something to that bitch
00:38:45Hey, you
00:38:47You better stop making fun of the blind or I'm going to teach you a lesson
00:38:54I'm so sorry. I'll never make fun of the blind again
00:38:56I'll never make fun of the blind again
00:38:57Hey!
00:39:21Oh man, no more water balloons!
00:39:23This party's ass!
00:39:27Yeah!
00:39:31This just isn't working out.
00:39:34Nothing.
00:39:35What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:40Lock your character, man! The lock sticks!
00:39:42Spark it up!
00:39:44Yes!
00:39:47Oh man!
00:39:49I love this game!
00:39:50We're in the controllers. We gotta play it.
00:39:51Here, here, here.
00:39:52Okay, let me play another one.
00:39:53Here we go.
00:39:54Hurry, fly it on!
00:39:57Whoa!
00:39:59Look at this!
00:40:00Oh my God!
00:40:02Pew, pew, pew!
00:40:03Get that thing away!
00:40:04Jesus!
00:40:09Ah!
00:40:10Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:15Wasn't me!
00:40:20Whoa!
00:40:21Whoa!
00:40:22Nice!
00:40:23Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:27Hey, you found the grenade launcher!
00:40:28Nice!
00:40:29Nice!
00:40:41Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:42Whoa!
00:40:55You are the controller!
00:40:56No!
00:40:57I just...
00:40:59I didn't...
00:41:00I swear...
00:41:01Okay?
00:41:02You don't...
00:41:03Hey Sue!
00:41:04What's going on man?
00:41:06It's okay.
00:41:07Um...
00:41:08Hey! Sue!
00:41:09Hey! Sue!
00:41:10Hey! Sue!
00:41:11Hey! Sue!
00:41:12Hey! Sue!
00:41:13Hey! Sue!
00:41:14Hey! Sue!
00:41:16Hey! Sue!
00:41:17It's okay. Um, hey, Sue.
00:41:29Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:31Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:34Oh, sure.
00:41:36Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:41You were?
00:41:43You mean...
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:47So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:52Could we go get a drink?
00:41:56Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:41:59Oh, you...
00:42:00Do you know what? I gotta go.
00:42:03Um, happy birthday.
00:42:04Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't... I didn't...
00:42:07Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:17This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:23Never going to have sex.
00:42:25Ow.
00:42:25Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:42:54Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:56All right. Sorry.
00:42:58Oh, jeez.
00:43:12Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:15Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:18Screw it.
00:43:18Ah...
00:43:19Uh...
00:43:26Ah...
00:43:28Ah...
00:43:29Ha, ha, ha, ha...
00:43:37No, that was bad.
00:44:01That was so bad.
00:44:07Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:20I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:25Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So, you're JJ?
00:44:32Uh-oh.
00:44:37I can't see him.
00:44:38Breathe at the...
00:44:38Hello.
00:44:56Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:44:58Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:00A nun.
00:45:01Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:03Oh, sorry.
00:45:07Please hold.
00:45:09Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:131-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:15How may I be of service?
00:45:16It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:19I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:21One day?
00:45:24Ow!
00:45:29Is that too long?
00:45:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:33Go on.
00:45:33Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:39Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:41What's her problem?
00:45:43A washing machine touched her.
00:45:46Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:49All right, freak, time's up.
00:45:51What?
00:45:52But what do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:54No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:58Well, then be happy.
00:46:00You found the perfect man.
00:46:01I'm serious.
00:46:02Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:06I'll tell you this.
00:46:08Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:11No contritions?
00:46:13You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:15It's not in the Bible.
00:46:17So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:20Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:23Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:26Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:28Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:30Huh.
00:46:32God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:34He sure is.
00:46:35Now run along.
00:46:39Wow.
00:46:40How do you know all that?
00:46:43Because I'm a nun.
00:46:44Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:47Huh.
00:46:47Accidental masturbation.
00:46:49Who'd have thought?
00:46:50Revenge sex.
00:47:00What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:02God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:06Yeah, admit it.
00:47:07I've got no game.
00:47:09I guess I can skip it.
00:47:10I guess I'm a few more.
00:47:12Fucking douchebag.
00:47:17Damn it.
00:47:19Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:22You go, girl.
00:47:24What?
00:47:26What are you doing here?
00:47:28We needed someplace private.
00:47:30But hey, listen.
00:47:31If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:33If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:39No offense.
00:47:41Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:43Really?
00:47:44I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:48I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:50It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:55Everything.
00:47:58If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:01All right.
00:48:09What about him?
00:48:10Jeremy.
00:48:11Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:13Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:18It's Jones.
00:48:20Jeremy Jones.
00:48:21This all makes sense.
00:48:23Excuse me.
00:48:25Jeremy.
00:48:27Hi.
00:48:27Hey.
00:48:28Who's on the phone?
00:48:30Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:31No meter.
00:48:32I'll have to be here in like an hour.
00:48:34Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:48Oh.
00:48:49Hi, Frank.
00:48:51Sit.
00:48:51Oh, you meant...
00:48:56You meant the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:13Oh, I'm...
00:49:14I'm relaxed.
00:49:15I'm fine.
00:49:16And why are you biting your nail?
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:21How did you know that?
00:49:25Corner.
00:49:29Sit.
00:49:31Roll over.
00:49:35Oh, you mean me.
00:49:39Roll over.
00:49:39Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Oh, how do you...
00:49:45How do you want me to...
00:49:47Just lay down.
00:49:48You know it.
00:49:48I...
00:49:49Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:02but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:11See me with your hands.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:17All right.
00:50:20You know, I should really...
00:50:26I have a boyfriend,
00:50:27and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:28I have a boyfriend.
00:50:41Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:57Frank.
00:50:57Frank.
00:50:58Oh, Frank.
00:51:26No, ma'am?
00:51:28Dude, give me two.
00:51:29My chips, old boy.
00:51:31Dude, give me two, man.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33Dude, my chips.
00:51:34Dude, give me two.
00:51:36My chips?
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:52That's all.
00:51:52I got it.
00:51:53I got it.
00:51:54No, I got it.
00:51:55No, really, please.
00:51:56I want to help.
00:51:57Okay, everybody out.
00:51:58Leave.
00:51:59Leave.
00:52:00Leave.
00:52:01I have to be back here.
00:52:02You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:03They're over here.
00:52:04I see some dust over here.
00:52:05So...
00:52:06Leave.
00:52:07There's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:08It's just a dirty floor.
00:52:09Such a dirty...
00:52:10Dirty.
00:52:11Dirty.
00:52:12Floor.
00:52:13And it's...
00:52:14It's...
00:52:15It's...
00:52:16It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:18It's a dirty floor.
00:52:19Such a dirty...
00:52:20Dirty floor.
00:52:21And it's...
00:52:22Turning.
00:52:23It's...
00:52:24poor.
00:52:26Feelsall.
00:52:27It's 막 this...
00:52:28That's it.
00:52:29It's not even getting the chips.
00:52:30They're...
00:52:32They're over here.
00:52:33I just...
00:52:34I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:35Just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:37It's...
00:52:38dirty floor.
00:52:40And it's...
00:52:42...
00:52:48Hep.
00:52:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:57Oh, oh, all right.
00:53:00Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:02I'm just going to, I'll see how, oh.
00:53:10We got it.
00:53:11Oh, here we go.
00:53:13Frankie.
00:53:15Oh, my, oh.
00:53:16What was that?
00:53:17What?
00:53:19Ah, fucking shit.
00:53:20Oh, man, we got to smoke.
00:53:21Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:24Stop.
00:53:25Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:28Oh, shit.
00:53:29Oh, sorry, man.
00:53:30We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:32Oh, I heard something.
00:53:33You want to join us?
00:53:34Uh, no, I might try.
00:53:36Come on, you got to do it.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:38Seriously, guys, I need to go.
00:53:39What's your dog, man?
00:53:40Dude, what's like being blinded?
00:53:41It's trippy.
00:53:42Frank?
00:53:47Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:50Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:55Thanks, man.
00:53:57Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:00Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:04I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:06Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:10This is some good shit.
00:54:29Oh, no.
00:54:30You're the devil.
00:54:32No more.
00:54:33JJ, I'm Jeremy.
00:54:38You have to remember that amazing time we had together,
00:54:40don't you?
00:54:42Please.
00:54:43Lex, I can't.
00:54:45I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:47I really like this girl.
00:54:49Fine.
00:54:50It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra,
00:54:55and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string
00:55:00of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:11Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:18Let's do it.
00:55:19Let's do it.
00:55:20Fuck me.
00:55:21Fuck me now.
00:55:23What?
00:55:24What's wrong?
00:55:25I can't.
00:55:26I can't get it in.
00:55:27It's too dry down there.
00:55:28It's like desert down there.
00:55:29It's sandpaper.
00:55:30Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:31Just try it again.
00:55:32No.
00:55:33Why is this happening?
00:55:37We've fooled around before.
00:55:38I was dripping wet.
00:55:39I came like four times.
00:55:40Remember?
00:55:41Just do what you did then.
00:55:42Go on.
00:55:43I already did what you did.
00:55:44I'm done.
00:55:45I'm done.
00:55:46I was done.
00:55:47Well, what's wrong?
00:55:48I can't.
00:55:49I can't get it in.
00:55:50Just try down there.
00:55:51It's like desert down there.
00:55:52It's sandpaper.
00:55:53I just...
00:55:54Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:55Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:58We fooled around before.
00:55:59you did then. Go on. I already did my thing. I already tried. What? What? What is different
00:56:06this time? I don't know. Last time... I honestly don't even know what you're talking about. What?
00:56:17You're not JJ? But your name is Jeremy Jones. How can you not be JJ? Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:25Where are you going? We're not done here. I can still do this. I just need a little bit of
00:56:31work. I can do this. I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else. We can do this. Go team.
00:56:42What? Just keep going.
00:56:49Shit.
00:56:55Where's Jeremy? We were just, you know. Hey babe. Just working out.
00:57:11How could you, you bastard?
00:57:13You might want to... What? What?
00:57:22Ah! Mariela! Mariela!
00:57:27You know those aren't mine. At least not all of them.
00:57:31What is wrong with you?
00:57:33What is wrong with you? It used to be so pure. Well, no more. That's it. Really, that's the last one.
00:57:54What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:15Cheryl?
00:58:15What is it? What are you doing down here? Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak
00:58:25out and get far, far away from here. What?
00:58:27Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:33Honey, it's gonna be okay. No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:41I'm sorry. It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:47Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
00:58:51Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway? Like,
00:58:56why isn't he hanging out with me? You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece
00:59:00of your mind. Yeah, big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
00:59:05Yeah. You know, you might want to... You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right. Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:21I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:26I got no game. It's not important.
00:59:49Hey, um... Eric, I can't talk right now. No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:53Really, Eric, I can't right now, so... No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry
00:59:59about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:03Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:05No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:10I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:15But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime. Soon.
01:00:22Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:25Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:00:29Well, no, not really.
01:00:32Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:35Okay. Okay. All right. I, uh... Happy birthday, then.
01:00:49Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:01:03Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:25Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:27Oh, God. Sorry.
01:01:28Damn it. Not again. Oh, no, um...
01:01:30You're a honey happy...
01:01:33What the fuck is this? Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:36Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:41Cheryl. Baby, what is this?
01:01:45Oh, gee, Cheryl. You're...
01:01:49I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:51Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:53You couldn't find me? What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:00Cheryl, honey.
01:02:01No, no.
01:02:02We can work this out.
01:02:03Baby, I love you.
01:02:05Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:06Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:07No.
01:02:08I promise.
01:02:09No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:02:12Cheryl, come on.
01:02:12No, Jake, please, just go, just go. I'm sorry.
01:02:16You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:17How can you do...
01:02:18Oh, yay! You did it. I'm so proud of you. You got your revenge sex. You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:26Revenge sex?
01:02:29It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:31Right.
01:02:33All makes sense now.
01:02:36Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:39Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:02:42Cheryl, I really liked you. And you used me.
01:02:46Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:02:51Aren't you happy?
01:02:53Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:02:57You mean the sex? Was it?
01:02:58Yeah?
01:02:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:04I just never found the right guy. Or guys.
01:03:09Anyway, we better get downstairs. People are starting to leave.
01:03:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:16I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:03:27God, this is...
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30Dude, suck it!
01:03:31What the?
01:03:33God, I'm out of here!
01:03:34Yeah!
01:03:36He has good hair, though.
01:03:37Don't you puke on me.
01:03:44And don't puke in my car, either.
01:03:57Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:01Was it from sex? Did you pop your cork?
01:04:03I don't think so. Not with a guy, anyway.
01:04:06Oh, don't ask. Every possible object. It's like every mechanical thing. It was like
01:04:13Transformers. They just all became vibrators.
01:04:16I told you.
01:04:17It's addicting.
01:04:20So what about Chris?
01:04:21Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:24I told you he was gay.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26Well, I think I'm just all cramp. Oh. Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:33So, wait. None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:41Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:44So I was gonna go grab some food. You wanna go?
01:04:47No. Thank you.
01:04:48I think I should finish up here.
01:04:51Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:53No. I don't know. For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:59Or something.
01:05:01Why? Do you know him?
01:05:03Sort of.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:05Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:15Love him. Shut it.
01:05:16You wanna do it? I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:17I wanna get married.
01:05:18You wanna do it?
01:05:19All right, all right, all right.
01:05:20Let's go.
01:05:46Um, no.
01:05:48Nowhere.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:06:04Oh, well.
01:06:05There's always next year.
01:06:20It's you.
01:06:29I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:35Joanna.
01:06:35Oh, man.
01:06:37I think he's rich.
01:06:42I wonder how he's catching him now.
01:07:13And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.
01:07:22Give me a little fuck no more.
01:07:30And when the heat is on...
01:07:33Wow.
01:07:35That's amazing.
01:07:38Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:41I guess something inspired me.
01:07:45He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:48Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:53Whose?
01:07:54Eric's.
01:07:55Well, it's him, right?
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:01I have to go see him.
01:08:05Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:10Mm-hmm.
01:08:11Mm-hmm.
01:08:12Mm-hmm.
01:08:13Mm-hmm.
01:08:171-900 confess.
01:08:23Sister Terese?
01:08:25Yeah, hon.
01:08:26Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:28I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:31Oh, sure.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33It's 271.
01:08:35Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:40Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:44Like, take you back?
01:08:46Sure, hon.
01:08:47Why not?
01:08:48As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:51Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:53I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:57Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:01Sister?
01:09:02Can I get up now?
01:09:05I really gotta pee.
01:09:06No!
01:09:07Hush your trap!
01:09:10Okay, honey.
01:09:11I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:14I will.
01:09:16Thanks.
01:09:20Sister?
01:09:21Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep, fucker!
01:09:31Eric, wait!
01:09:43Cheryl?
01:09:46Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:51I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:53At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:09:56I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:09:59The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:02Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:07And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:10I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:13and he's all over these-
01:10:14Eric!
01:10:15Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:18Oh, wow.
01:10:20Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:23Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:24Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:27Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:34When I get back?
01:10:36Yeah, sure.
01:10:43Oh, sorry.
01:10:45No kissing, right.
01:10:46No, kissing.
01:10:47No kissing.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Mmm.
01:10:50Mmm.
01:10:51Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:08I-I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:11Wait, what?
01:11:12I never did that.
01:11:13I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:16She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:24I wonder who it was.
01:11:25At least this birthday's over.
01:11:47Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:02I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.
01:12:08Um, when you say something, then you have to come and get back.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21What's that?
01:12:22It seems like a bad thing.
01:12:23You're the last one.
01:12:24It seems like a bad thing.
01:12:26Your dear, say.
01:12:27I don't know what the weather is.
01:12:29I don't know what the weather is.
01:12:30You're the first on the spot.
01:12:31I don't know what the weather is.
01:12:33I don't know what the weather is.
01:12:33I don't know.
01:12:34What's that?
01:12:35Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:42Yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to. It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:49Thank you. You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:54Oh, well, I don't know.
01:12:57Well, that's pretty powerful. Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:11Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on. I don't think so. But thanks.
01:13:18What's your name? Sue. What's yours? Jesus.
01:13:23Really? Si.
01:13:26Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:56Why should we go to the For one or six happy hour range?
01:13:59I don't care.
01:14:00Yeah.
01:14:01Yeah.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04For two.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:06Yeah.
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