Is Earth special?

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After discussing with Titan, Earth thinks he can get along with his planet friends. But they are all angry, and they'll let him know why he should get out of his pedestal.

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00:00Hey, Mars. You got a bad hand going there, old buddy?

00:07Shut up.

00:09Whoa! Okay? Did you hear that, Moon?

00:12Yes. He told you to shut up.

00:15Hey! Why is everyone being rude to me today?

00:18We're being rude?

00:19Earth, you just insulted Saturn's moons, and all moons for that matter.

00:23What did I say?

00:24That moons should know their place.

00:26I, uh, yes. That may have come out wrong.

00:29But what I meant is that you think you're better than the moons.

00:32In fact, you think you're better than the rest of us, don't you?

00:37Well, I have life, don't I?

00:39Seriously, Earth?

00:40Here we go.

00:40Dude, you're unbelievable.

00:42You're becoming just as unlikable as Venus.

00:43Is that so hard?

00:45Guys, I, I can't help being special.

00:48Earth, having life doesn't make you special.

00:51Oh, please, elaborate.

00:53If you multiply the rate of star formations with a fraction of stars that may have planets,

00:56and then multiply that with the number of planets that could sustain life,

00:58and then that with the average lifetime of a planet, we get, uh, Jupiter?

01:03At minimum, 1.4 billion planets, potentially like you and our galaxy, Earth.

01:08But I, I worked so hard.

01:11I put up with so much to be a, a, a good home for my Earthlings.

01:15Yes, but I'm not special?

01:18The universe is big.

01:20There's at least two of everything.

01:22Sorry.

01:23You know what could really make you special?

01:25If you stop being so arrogant and apologize to Titan.

01:28And if I don't?

01:30Then you can play solitaire, dude.

01:35Oh, I, I get it now.

01:38Ugh.

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