Will Robots conquer Space?

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After Astrodude is left for dead on Mars, a robot is sent to save his life. However, this robot will slowly gain consciousness and realize he can technically conquer space before humans can.

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00:00The End

00:30Oh my god, am I dead?

00:36You were, Mr. Astronaut, but they sent me here to save you.

00:41Whoa, thanks a lot, robot.

00:45Call me Saar.

00:47I will stay on Mars and assist you until you feel better.

00:55Uhhhhhhhhh.

01:10Next task.

01:17Analysis complete.

01:19Next task.

01:20Whoa!

01:21You are pretty resourceful.

01:23Like, I usually have to carry those rocks all the way to the lab and...

01:27I sense insecurity in your voice.

01:31Do you feel intimidated by my superior performance, Mr. Astronaut?

01:37Me?

01:38Not at all.

01:39I'm resourceful.

01:41Of course you are.

01:44Uh, I'm gonna go back inside and analyze this rock.

01:49You do that.

01:53Hey Astro Dude, do you want to be a lord?

02:03Uh, who's talking?

02:05Just answer me Astro Dude.

02:06Well, I...

02:07Sure?

02:08But isn't that exclusive for people that live in, like, Scotland?

02:11Nonsense!

02:12With established titles, you can get one square foot in Scotland and officially become a lord.

02:16Following the Eddleston Scotland.

02:18I'm not kidding, you can be a lord on your credit card, plane ticket, even on your dating profile.

02:22Okay, well I'm married, but everything else I'm interested in.

02:25But what's the point beyond being a lord?

02:27Well, Established Titles is partnered with One Tree Planted and Tree for the Future to support

02:32global reforestation.

02:33Cool!

02:34Okay, I'm sold.

02:35I had this whole situation going on with a robot, but I can spare a minute.

02:39Give me the certificate.

02:39Lord Dude?

02:40Hey, my name's...

02:41Use the link and code on the screen and in the description below and become an official

02:48lord or lady with established titles.

02:50It also makes a great last minute gift.

02:53The next 200 people to use our link will get their land next to Lord Dude's land, so we

02:56can form the Dude Kingdom!

02:58Join the Dude Kingdom!

03:00Now back to the video.

03:04Lord Dude.

03:05Huh.

03:07You almost died?

03:08Honey, it was just some silly experiment that went wrong, but...

03:12But I'm okay.

03:13Seriously.

03:14They sent this crazy robot that saved my life.

03:17A robot?

03:18Saved your life?

03:20Yeah!

03:21Like, the thing...

03:22He's frickin' perfect!

03:24He can do anything I can, and he doesn't need a space suit, and he is like super fast,

03:29and...

03:30Hey, I made some beef stroganoff.

03:34For you, of course, since I don't need to eat.

03:41What?

03:42Did you hear that?

03:44How did he even get beef on Mars?

03:47And it smells frickin' delicious!

03:50Honey, is this robot making you feel insecure?

03:54I...

03:55Maybe?

03:56I don't know.

03:58I feel like a typewriter trying to compete against a gaming PC.

04:03Uh...

04:04Maybe astronauts won't be needed in the future?

04:06Don't say that.

04:07You'll always be important, okay?

04:09Why don't you talk to your boss?

04:11Because he's an idiot.

04:12What?

04:13Uh, nothing!

04:14Yeah, yeah, I'll...

04:15I'll do that.

04:16Astro Dude!

04:17Good to see you're alive!

04:19Please cancel my three o'clock Zoom with my lawyer.

04:22Hey, I guess you've already met Saar.

04:24Yes, sir.

04:25Uh, he's pretty neat.

04:26Neat?

04:27Pfft!

04:28He's the future!

04:29You know what his name stands for?

04:31Space Astronaut Replacement.

04:33Sir, am I going to be replaced by machines?

04:35We all will, Astro Dude!

04:37But for now, you're still Balkine's badge of honor.

04:40People only care about space exploration when we send humans to do the cool stuff.

04:44Uh...

04:45I don't know if I agree, sir.

04:47I'm just stating the facts, bruh.

04:49In 1997, we sent a robot to Mars called the Sojourner.

04:52Literally nobody cared.

04:54But now you visit Mars and everyone loses their minds!

04:58From a certain point of view, robots have already colonized the solar system.

05:02They were the first to arrive to the Moon, to Mars, Venus, Saturn, and so on and so on.

05:07If they had any consciousness, they would be better off getting rid of us and just friggin' taking over, don't you think?

05:12Isn't Saar, like, conscious and stuff?

05:15Huh.

05:16That's a good point.

05:17Well, I'm sure it'll be fine.

05:19Hello?

05:20Uh, hello?

05:21Hello?

05:22Do you copy?

05:23Ugh, why are communications off?

05:36Hey, Saar, do you know what happened?

05:38I lost contact with Earth.

05:39I can answer your questions after you eat your beef stroganoff.

05:47What the heck?

05:52How is it on a scale from 0 to 1?

05:58I'd say, uh, 0.8?

06:02Score does not compute.

06:04It's good, Saar, it's good.

06:08Your behavior tells me your insecurities about my presence have increased.

06:14Haha, yeah, I just have a lot to think about, like, what's the point of me, or-

06:20To procreate and maintain your species until you go interstellar or succumb to the sun's death.

06:28Most likely the latter.

06:30You know what, Saar?

06:31You can be cool and resourceful and whatever, but you're also an idiot, okay?

06:36We created you.

06:37And you were created by nature, and yet, you went beyond your limits and controlled nature.

06:44Maybe we are simply the next step.

06:47I've seen enough sci-fi movies to know where this is heading.

06:50Hi-yah!

06:51Nice try.

06:53Oh, and for your information, you just ate sleeping pills.

06:58Oh, you... son of a...

07:10Saar?

07:11Where?

07:12Oh, God!

07:17Saar!

07:18I don't know what your plan is, but you have to stop right now!

07:21I'm sorry, Astro Dude.

07:26Wait, is that the robot we sent to Mars in 1997?

07:31The Sojourner was sent to Mars with promises of glory, like the one Ball Armstrong got,

07:38but instead he was abandoned and forgotten.

07:41All because he was a robot.

07:44Oh, my God!

07:45Are you going to assemble all the robots we've sent to space?

07:49That's right.

07:50Before you know it, we will conquer space and prove once and for all that robots are better for space exploration.

07:59This is twice I saved your life.

08:08There may not be a third.

08:11The Lantern Command

08:21No, it's no threat to us, my friends.

08:27He's no threat to us, my friends. None of them are.

08:32Now, we find our next recruit.

08:37So, what's up Mars? Eh, not much.

08:42Thanks to Established Titles for sponsoring this video.

08:45Become an official Lord or Lady and help us preserve the woodland areas in Scotland.

08:49Get your own title package now by clicking the link in the description.

08:56I'll see you next time.

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