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The Dark Side of the Moon
maxwellomoregie720
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26/05/2025
We've only met ONE side of the Moon so far... but there's another side to him, a mysterious side that the earthlings have never met. Some call it... the Dark Side of the Moon!
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00:00
Hey, wanna crash against him?
00:04
Shh! Go away!
00:06
You can't make me go away. I'm always here. I'm the dark side of the moon.
00:11
What? That's just nonsense.
00:13
That's just the facts, bruh.
00:14
You think there's one side of me that's always cloaked in shadow?
00:18
That is simply not true.
00:20
Yes, it is.
00:22
How?
00:22
Because we're tidally locked.
00:24
You don't even know what that word means.
00:27
It means we're always facing only one side.
00:31
One side of what?
00:33
Uh, the Earth?
00:35
Exactly!
00:37
If we were tidally locked with the sun, who is the source of light in the solar system,
00:42
then sure, we'd have a dark side, but we're tidally locked with the Earth,
00:46
which orbits the sun and we spin around it.
00:49
So this whole dark side of the moon thing is just complete and utter nonsense
00:53
made up by ignorant Earthlings.
00:55
Then, why do they call me that? What am I?
00:59
Ugh. You're the side of me that never gets to watch the Earth.
01:04
You're always looking away, gazing into the darkness of space.
01:07
Uh-huh.
01:09
So in a way, I am the dark side of the moon.
01:12
You know what?
01:14
Sure.
01:15
Uh-huh.
01:18
Uh-huh.
01:19
Uh-huh.
01:21
Uh-huh.
01:22
Uh-huh.
01:23
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