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maxwellomoregie720
  • 26/05/2025
We've only met ONE side of the Moon so far... but there's another side to him, a mysterious side that the earthlings have never met. Some call it... the Dark Side of the Moon!
Transcript
00:00Hey, wanna crash against him?
00:04Shh! Go away!
00:06You can't make me go away. I'm always here. I'm the dark side of the moon.
00:11What? That's just nonsense.
00:13That's just the facts, bruh.
00:14You think there's one side of me that's always cloaked in shadow?
00:18That is simply not true.
00:20Yes, it is.
00:22How?
00:22Because we're tidally locked.
00:24You don't even know what that word means.
00:27It means we're always facing only one side.
00:31One side of what?
00:33Uh, the Earth?
00:35Exactly!
00:37If we were tidally locked with the sun, who is the source of light in the solar system,
00:42then sure, we'd have a dark side, but we're tidally locked with the Earth,
00:46which orbits the sun and we spin around it.
00:49So this whole dark side of the moon thing is just complete and utter nonsense
00:53made up by ignorant Earthlings.
00:55Then, why do they call me that? What am I?
00:59Ugh. You're the side of me that never gets to watch the Earth.
01:04You're always looking away, gazing into the darkness of space.
01:07Uh-huh.
01:09So in a way, I am the dark side of the moon.
01:12You know what?
01:14Sure.
01:15Uh-huh.
01:18Uh-huh.
01:19Uh-huh.
01:21Uh-huh.
01:22Uh-huh.
01:23hn dels