The Moons of Jupiter - Part 2 - video Dailymotion

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Titan and Ganymede finally meet!  Fun Facts: Ceres can be seen with a redesign in this episode.

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00:00Are they doing a staring contest?

00:09Ooh, let's do one ourselves!

00:11So you're the biggest moon in the solar system.

00:15Yep. Must be kind of awkward to be named Titan and be second place.

00:20We look kind of the same.

00:21Pfft. What's your radius?

00:231,600 miles. Yours?

00:251,635!

00:28Ha! My radius is bigger! Yeah!

00:33Ugh, boys.

00:34I guess you're not so...

00:37Titanic.

00:38After all, eh, Titan?

00:39I guess.

00:41Congratulations, Ganymede.

00:43Hey! Stop acting like you don't care!

00:45Ugh! We get it already!

00:47You are bigger!

00:48He doesn't care!

00:50Yeah! Titan has water, which can sustain silicon-based organisms!

00:55Wait, what?

00:56I also have an underwater ocean.

00:59You do as well, Ganymede.

01:01I do!

01:02Don't you ever listen to Jupiter?

01:04Uh...

01:05So there are others like me?

01:07What? Are you jealous?

01:09No! On the contrary!

01:11This means I was right! Moons can be like planets!

01:14Where are you taking us, Mr. Earth's moon?

01:20To see Titan.

01:22Aha! So you have Titan captive the same way you're now our captor!

01:27We're following him willingly.

01:29Oh!

01:30Then what's the deal?

01:32It's complicated.

01:33We're in no rush.

01:34We found signs of life in Titan's underwater ocean.

01:40Now he's trying to figure out a way to have moons be treated equally as planets!

01:44That's not gonna happen.

01:46Why'd you say that?

01:47Because it's the way of things.

01:50We're small and we rely on the planets.

01:52They'll never respect us or see us as their equals.

01:56Well, Titan still has a point.

01:58A valid point doesn't get us any closer to defeating the planets.

02:02Wait, who said anything about...

02:03No!

02:04Who did that?

02:05Show yourself!

02:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

02:10Oh, no.

02:11Ceres.

02:12You said something about defeating a planet, Glisto!

02:16A dwarf planet, technically, but shouldn't be too different.

02:20Let's move.

02:24Hi, Neptune!

02:25Man, we haven't had screen time in a while, huh?

02:28Estoy de acuerdo.

02:29Deberíamos quejarnos con alguien.

02:31Was that...

02:31Spanish?

02:33Ha!

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02:37Eres mi mejor amigo, Urano.

02:39Ugh.

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03:36What do you think, Europa?

03:38This Titan is either on to something, or he's mad.

03:44Based on his company, I'd say it's the latter.

03:47Still, shouldn't we look deeper into this?

03:49The implications are he huge.

03:52I don't know!

03:53Weren't we supposed to just find Titan and bring him back to Saturn?

03:56You said this was an adventure, didn't you?

03:58What's more fun, choosing the journey, or letting the journey choose you?

04:04That's why you're my girl, Europa!

04:07Oh, and Ganymede?

04:09Yeah?

04:10Call another moon babe again, and I'll push you out of your orbit into a void of space.

04:15Hehehehe!

04:16Hehehehe!

04:17Ahem!

04:18Gotcha!

04:20So, what's your story, Titan?

04:23My story?

04:24Yeah!

04:25Come on, you're hiding in the asteroid belt all sketchy and stuff?

04:29You're either a superhero or a supervillain wannabe.

04:32Um, wait, no, I-I'm-

04:34Tell him, boss!

04:35Tell him what the Earth said!

04:37Yes, Titan!

04:38Tell me what the Earth said!

04:42Okay.

04:43It all started when-

04:45Nyeh!

04:46Nyeh!

04:46I can't light a single hit!

04:48He's too fast!

04:49Ha ha ha ha ha!

04:51Ugh!

04:52This isn't working.

04:53We need to flank him.

04:54Io, take the left.

04:55I'm on it!

04:57Earth's moon, you take the right.

04:58Why does everyone call me Earth's moon?

05:01What do you want to be called, then?

05:03Well, my names-

05:05Ah!

05:05We'll talk later!

05:07And I'll go head on.

05:14Now!

05:16YAAA!

05:18Wait, what?

05:19Based on how Mars reacted last time, I was expecting something...

05:25Bigger?

05:26Is this really a planet?

05:28Dwarf planet?

05:29I know!

05:31Still, that's technically in the planet family.

05:34Ouch!

05:35You jerk!

05:37He he he he!

05:38Ha ha ha ha!

05:39Yeah, you better run!

05:42I-

05:42I can't believe we beat Ceres!

05:45I mean, Mars is so afraid of him, and he's a planet!

05:49Maybe your friend Titan isn't crazy after all.

05:52And then, Astro-Doo told me that he found some type of organism under my surface, and I

06:00decided that it was time for a change.

06:02So, yeah, I decided not to return to Saturn and figure out how to change things for the

06:08better.

06:09Have you figured that out?

06:11Well, my plan is to gather several moons-

06:13Yes!

06:14And the next time we see our planets-

06:16YAAAASSS!

06:17We go on a strike!

06:18Yeah, we strike them down and-

06:21Wait.

06:22Just when I was starting to like him.

06:24Touché!

06:26Ahem.

06:26Listen, Titan, how did you feel when the Earth told you moons should know their place?

06:31Uh, pretty bad?

06:33Like a-

06:33Like a punch in the face?

06:35Maybe.

06:36Now, when someone punches you in the face, you don't respond with a friendly strike.

06:42But, I don't want to be like him-

06:44You know what I got from your story?

06:46That when the golden boy of the planets met you, he felt insecure.

06:50Because the Earth can only feel superior as long as nobody can rise to his level.

06:55Then, what do we do?

07:00Okay, we must be getting close.

07:02You sure you're not lost?

07:04I-

07:05Hey, you're back!

07:06Ha!

07:07You see?

07:08I knew where I was going.

07:09Who are they?

07:11Oh, they're Phobos and Deimos.

07:13The three of us are the only moons from the rocky planet's side.

07:16How many of you are on the gassy planet's side?

07:18Over two hundred moons!

07:23Anyways!

07:24We found two moons of Jupiter!

07:26Well, they found us!

07:28Oh, wait!

07:29Ganymede is here!

07:30Ganymede!

07:31Who are your new friends?

07:33Just like the ones you found!

07:35Two of Jupiter's moons!

07:38Jupiter has more than two moons?

07:40Hey, Earth's moon!

07:43You're back!

07:44Yeah, took a short detour and fought a dwarf planet.

07:48Wait, really?

07:49Yep!

07:50The three of us taught him a lesson.

07:54Maybe you're right, Ganymede.

07:55Of course I'm right!

07:57Ha!

07:58What do you mean?

08:00Are they-

08:00Are they gonna help us with the strike?

08:03There's not gonna be a strike, moon.

08:06Ha ha ha!

08:07Uh, uh, what?

08:08Planets think they're superior, but you just took down a dwarf planet!

08:12And I doubt you did it with a strike!

08:14I mean, two different scenarios here.

08:18If we don't make noise, they won't listen.

08:21The only way they'll ever respect us is if we bring down their golden boy!

08:26Wait, you-you don't mean-

08:27We are taking down the Earth!

08:30Are you with us?

08:34Ooh?

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