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  • 09/07/2025
Neptune is usually gone, and Uranus and Saturn want to know why that is or where exactly does he go. The answer is... kinda obvious, really. But also sad.

Fun Facts:
This episode marks one of the few times a celestial body follows their orbit instead of getting out of it.
This episode reveals that Uranus, Saturn, and Neptune interchangeably pronounced Uranus' name as Yur-ay-nus and Yur-en-us.
Transcript
00:00Wow! I didn't know that the Kuiper Belt was so full of friendly faces!
00:06What brings you out here?
00:08Oh, come on now, Guillermo. No reason to be shy now.
00:12What the blazes is he doing?
00:15He's playing with an adorable toy asteroid. It's kind of endearing.
00:20Oh no, he doesn't get to be endearing after disappearing like that.
00:25So this is what you do when you disappear.
00:27Hide out here playing tea party with asteroids?
00:30Guillermo? Are you...alive?
00:33I'm Uranus. I'm behind you.
00:36Shut it.
00:37Oh, Uranus! What are you doing here?
00:40Could ask you the same. You just came back and already vanished again?
00:43Now, I'm sure he had a good reason.
00:46I don't care. I thought we were mates, mate.
00:48Why are you always gone, Neptune?
00:51Because my orbit is 165 years long.
00:55Hmm.
01:00That's...too much time alone.
01:02Maybe that's why he lost his...you know.
01:06Hmm.
01:07Do I need to state the obvious?
01:09Ugh, fine.
01:11Uh, hey, Neptune!
01:13You know we don't always have to follow our orbit, right, mate?
01:16But you always say...
01:18Well, I'm a bloody fool, okay?
01:20I...I miss you, buddy.
01:22And the sun won't mind if we bend the rules every now and then, right?
01:25Well, the inner planets do that all the time.
01:28Moving around, getting into hijinks.
01:30Hmm.
01:31Okay!
01:32You two convinced me!
01:34Oh, thank you, Uranus!
01:36Oh, you two are melting my core!
01:39Don't make it weird.
01:41Oh, come on, Neptune.
01:42Let's go back.
01:43Dokie dokie!
01:44Hey, can I bring my friends with me?
01:46Heh heh.
01:47Ah, Neptune.
01:49You serious?
01:50What?
01:50You serious?
01:58Oh, come on!
02:09Bye!
02:10Bye!
02:15Bye!
02:17Bye!
02:17Bye!
02:18Bye!

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