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  • 20/05/2025
Mercury has been twisting and crashing lately. Is he about to explode?
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00:00Gah! Oh, my insides are cool! I think I'm gonna explode!
00:06I'm sorry, dear friend, but that sounds too dangerous to me!
00:09You explode thousands of times every single second right next to me and you won't get...
00:14Gah!
00:15Wait a second. I know what this is.
00:18Calm down, guys. He's not exploding.
00:21Dude, how do you know?
00:22Because I've been there.
00:24Relax, Mercury. You're just going through tectonic activity.
00:28Tectonic what now?
00:29It just means that your core is active and your surface is shifting and crashing.
00:34I actually thought I was the only one around here who did that.
00:36So, am I really okay?
00:38Yeah, no worries, man. It just hurts a little sometimes.
00:41If the Earthlings can survive living through all those earthquakes and floods, it can't be that bad, right?
00:46Oh, wow, that's a relief.
00:49Although, side effects may include a contracting crust, so you may become even smaller.
00:54Maybe you'll be Pluto 2.0.
00:56Ha ha ha ha ha! That's not funny, Earth!
01:00Earth?
01:01Earth?!
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