The Space Trash Problem

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The Earth has been having a hard time trying to deal with his earthlings, who keep contaminating not only the planet, but the atmosphere and beyond.  Fun Facts: The Dark Side of The Moon can be seen sleeping peacefully, while the Earth and Astrodude talk to each other. This episode reveals for the first time that Venus would like to have life.

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00:00Come on, guys. I thought you made, like, treaties about this sort of thing.

00:04All right, Earth. The other planets and I talked, and it's time for an intervention.

00:09What? What are you talking about?

00:11It's about this Earthling space trash. You can't just keep that all around you.

00:15Huh? I'm not.

00:16Well, it's coming from you. You gotta clean it up.

00:19It's making all of us look bad if you leave your garbage floating around.

00:22Are you kidding me? You think I want this? It's the Earthlings!

00:26There's over a hundred million tiny bits of trash here, and it's all them.

00:30Look, Earth, I know what you mean, but...

00:32No! I'm tired of complaints.

00:34None of you have to worry about lifeforms throwing thousands of satellites and man stations and now cars for some reason into your orbit.

00:42Well, maybe some of us wouldn't mind.

00:45Wait, you actually want to have life?

00:47I didn't say that. Okay? Now, clean up your trash. Or have your Earthlings do it. I don't care.

00:53Hey, uh, sorry, Earth...

00:58We Earthlings can suck pretty bad sometimes.

01:01Ah, don't worry. It's okay. I can take it. I think.

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