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00:00I'm sorry, you've got to face her, you can't keep running, I ain't, I can't, you open that door, you tell her I'm here, I am gone, I'm gone, and I ain't never coming back.
00:25Help me, is that you? Yeah, the door's just a bit stuck.
00:30Just stop the bedroom.
00:37Open these doors now before I kick in!
00:40Yeah, alright, here you've got doors open. What's wrong with you?
00:47What are you doing here? What the hell is going on?
00:51There you go. Looking better already. Glamorous, gorgeous, not down in the dump.
00:59Girls are downstairs waiting to have a giggle. We are going to fill this place with laughter again.
01:04Are we going to do that?
01:05I told you, we are going to celebrate, celebrate your divorce with a little bit of style.
01:14You lied to me. White lie. Tiny white lie, cat to protect other people. Protect who?
01:20Stace. You know, she's been holed up here with the kids all this time and it was, er, I was getting to her.
01:26What are you talking about?
01:28You know, grief that Stace has been going through with Martin. She called me sobbing her heart out, so I came straight over to make sure she was okay.
01:39You were sobbing your heart out. Yeah, bucket loads. Am I right, Stace?
01:45Yeah, I was a bit upset, yeah.
01:48And you went to him? Alfie? Not me or your mum?
01:51I don't know, I didn't want to be a burden. You've been so patient with me, haven't I?
01:56I just thought that...
01:57Yeah, you know, I thought Alfie would pick up the slack. Always being a hero.
02:01Why didn't you tell me?
02:02Because she asked me not to.
02:04I didn't want to worry her.
02:07Oh, Stace. Stace. Why couldn't you have called me?
02:12You know I'm there for you. I'm always there for you. 24 hours a day. You know that, don't you?
02:20You're all there for you, Stace. Whatever you need.
02:22I've had enough of this. This is a family moment and you have chosen to not be part of it, so you've driven us here.
02:28Thank you very much for that, but that's your lot.
02:32Fine, I'll wait downstairs and...
02:37Good for that.
02:39Right, well, tell me everything.
02:42Well, I mean, how are the kids? Where are the kids?
02:45Um, they're fine, yeah. They're at Lynn's. They've, um...
02:50They've gone to the cinema.
02:52But yes, er, it's alright.
02:55You know, just been having a bit of space.
02:58Getting my head together.
02:59Yeah, well, we both needed that, didn't we?
03:02Well, you and Martin, God bless him, and me and Catherine Nova out there.
03:07But this isn't about me. This is about you.
03:10My lovely, lovely girl.
03:11Yeah, well, she's all good now, Jean, cos I work my magic.
03:13Oh, yeah.
03:15Yeah, one dose all cured. Isn't that right, Stace?
03:18Yep.
03:19Yeah, see?
03:22Right, well, you can all come home now, then.
03:27Er, Kat, I'm sorry, alright? I didn't mean to worry her. I shouldn't have rung him.
03:32No, Stace, he's fine. You can ring who you want. I know for his family.
03:38So, are you OK, darling?
03:40Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry, I came in all guns blazing. I'm just having a really bad day.
03:46Well, I get it. So, what's happened?
03:51It's our boy. Tommy. I'm really worried about him.
03:54I'm really worried about him.
04:00Feels good.
04:01Get out of the house. Bit of fresh air.
04:03It's a 30-second walk, like, from my house to that door.
04:07Bit of wind on the face. Freshens you up, can't it?
04:10It's all a nice, quiet drink. Two blokes talking about blokes things like blokes do.
04:14Like what?
04:15Football?
04:17No, we always end up arguing.
04:20Birds.
04:22It's a long-distant memory, Phil.
04:25I'm more of a baked beans-on-toast-earlier-bed kind of guy now.
04:29Help me, don't worry.
04:31Well, you speak for yourself, because I'm still in my prime.
04:33Look who's here, ladies!
04:38Oh!
04:44Ta-da!
04:46I should get divorced more often.
04:47Yes, you should.
04:48She looks gorgeous, don't she, girls?
04:50Delicious.
04:51Prosecco, you do the honors, darling.
04:56See occasion.
04:57Oh, it's a divorce party, Phil.
04:59With all the rage.
05:00Of course it is, of course it is.
05:01Trace.
05:02Yeah, yeah.
05:03This is just the beginning.
05:04We're here!
05:05Form an orderly queue, lad!
05:06Yeah, there we go.
05:13I've sorted things with Isla.
05:17Woman from the tube.
05:20She ain't gonna go to the police.
05:22Well, how'd you manage that?
05:26How do you think?
05:28I paid her off.
05:29Just like you did in Oz.
05:32Look, I mean, how do we know that she's gonna play ball, though?
05:37I mean, she could take the dough and still go to the old bill.
05:39No.
05:40No, she's told him she don't wanna pursue the matter.
05:42This time, it has to be different.
05:43You and me.
05:44We can't bury our heads in the sand.
05:45We gotta talk to him.
05:46Yeah.
05:47We have to make him see sense.
05:48This cannot happen again.
05:49When I got back, he just disappeared.
05:50He's gone into town with Joel.
05:51So when he got home, I just had a right go at him.
05:53Read him the riot act.
05:54He was just acting odd.
05:55Avoiding my eyes.
05:56I've just got a really bad feeling that something's wrong.
05:57Something's really wrong and he's not saying.
05:59And I should be with him now, not chasing after you.
06:00No, I'm sorry, Kat.
06:01That's down to me.
06:02I should have been honest with you.
06:03It's just that I promised Stace, you know?
06:04My head's all over the place.
06:05You're taking your meds?
06:06Yes, of course.
06:07I'm fine.
06:08I'm fine.
06:09I'm fine.
06:10I'm fine.
06:11I'm fine.
06:12I'm fine.
06:13I'm fine.
06:14I'm fine.
06:15I'm fine.
06:16I'm fine.
06:17I'm fine.
06:18I'm fine.
06:19I'm fine.
06:20I'm fine.
06:21I'm fine.
06:22I'm fine.
06:23I'm fine.
06:24I'm fine.
06:25I'm fine.
06:26You're taking your meds?
06:27Yes, of course.
06:28I'm fine, Mum.
06:29Apart from, you know, Martin.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Kat, tell me about Tommy.
06:34What's happened?
06:35I'll talk to you when we get home, you know, just see if you want to talk about things.
06:39What was that?
06:41Vermin.
06:42Yeah, the whole block is full of them.
06:46What?
06:47Well, all this doesn't help.
06:49No, and, you know, I just told you, you know, I've been in a good space so I've just sort
06:54of let everything go.
06:55Hey, well, I'll help clear up.
06:56I'll stand in there and do a circuit.
06:57It'll be done in a jiffy.
06:58You've got a bin bag, broom.
06:59No, he's fine.
07:00No, he's fine.
07:01All right, then we'll get it done quick and then we'll get back for lunch.
07:03My boy.
07:04Hi.
07:05It's fine.
07:06You're vaping now?
07:08Oh, I've tried it.
07:10Look, just leave it, you two, all right?
07:14I'll just...
07:15I'll do it myself in a minute.
07:16Hold on, what is this?
07:18What?
07:19That's mine.
07:20It's not really your style, is it?
07:23I just fancied a change.
07:24Well, I'll tell you what, ladies, let's start in the kitchen because it's starting to pen
07:28and ink and I'll give you a hand.
07:29Get the bags here, Jim.
07:30I'm just going to put this in the bedroom.
07:32Yeah, all right.
07:33I'll be honest with you, I'll catch you.
07:36Oi.
07:37Do you see what you've done?
07:40I've had to lie to my mum and now she's in a state because she's worried about me.
07:44I'm sorry, OK?
07:45I just...
07:46I can't.
07:47Just go out there.
07:48Say hello and get it over with.
07:50Oh.
07:51Well, you're going to have to at some point.
07:52I don't.
07:53What, never?
07:54Never in your life are you going to see your mother.
07:56That's right.
07:57Zoe, Cat loves you.
07:58She loves you so much.
08:01Oh, she's changed.
08:02You just heard her talking about Tommy.
08:05She could be a mum to you.
08:07A good one.
08:08Don't you want that?
08:09Don't you need that?
08:11Zoe, this is the perfect opportunity to just put everything in the past and make things
08:16right.
08:17I'll be with you in a minute.
08:24It's not fun being jilted, is it?
08:27It wasn't jilted.
08:28It's freedom.
08:29You've got to treasure it.
08:30I mean, yeah, you've got nights of loneliness and you can't sleep.
08:33All you can think about is if you're going to die alone.
08:36But you don't got to listen to some bloke farting and snoring next to you all night.
08:41Did Revy snore, did he?
08:44Yeah, I'll be right with you.
08:47Jack doesn't have that problem.
08:49He just, er...
08:50Well, he does roll, though.
08:52Pull the duvet off.
08:53Oh, well, in Sweden they sleep with two single duvets instead of the one.
08:57That's a possible solution.
08:58Oh, no, no.
08:59I like the cuddle.
09:00I just don't all end up on one side on me own.
09:03Marriage is nice, but sometimes it just doesn't work out, does it?
09:08Marriage isn't for everyone, is it?
09:10Why are you asking her when she's about to walk there in the aisle?
09:13Elaine, my dear, you are a strong, attractive woman who is still in your frame
09:19and you are surrounded by your friends and family.
09:22Listen, listen.
09:24It's better to be free and happy than tied to the wrong person.
09:28Yes.
09:29Oh, talking of which, ladies, please enjoy Prosecco on the house all night!
09:34All right.
09:35Keep them coming.
09:36Let's go.
09:37Is this Elaine?
09:38It's Elaine.
09:39Don't worry, we're going to find you a new bloke.
09:41In fact, maybe you should try one of these.
09:45Mm-hmm.
09:46Single cruises.
09:47You see, apparently, they pay handsome young men to dance with single ladies.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Big Magic Mike, you know.
09:56Well, you know, muscly stud muffin on the waves, no questions asked.
10:01Aye, aye.
10:02Captain.
10:05You know, I love a sailor.
10:07Oh, yeah.
10:08You need to get back in the saddle a bit lively.
10:11If you need any tips on pulling a bloke, come to me.
10:14Mum, go easy on the Prosecco, okay?
10:17You know, cash flow's not what it was.
10:18Excuse me, I thought this was my cheer-me-up party.
10:21Well, it is.
10:22Well, in that case, we need some more Prosecco.
10:24Three bottles now.
10:25Yay!
10:26Oh, yeah!
10:27Oh, yeah!
10:28Oh, yeah!
10:29Did that one fit?
10:30Perfect.
10:31What's up?
10:32It's all for you, Kim.
10:33You have to wait.
10:34You have to wait.
10:35You have to wait.
10:36You have to wait.
10:37Come on.
10:38Save another one.
10:39You don't need to worry about the woman on the train.
10:46She's not going to the police.
10:49Vicky dealt with it.
10:52She paid her off.
10:59But this is the last time.
11:06This can't...
11:09This can't happen again.
11:13Of course.
11:14Of course, Dad.
11:15It's like you said.
11:17I need to get to know girls as mates.
11:21Treat them like human beings.
11:24Sick, you know.
11:26Some of the things that I've seen online.
11:29I just...
11:30I had it up to here with all that stuff.
11:32Then that's good.
11:33Listen, that is really good.
11:34But...
11:35But you have got to mean that.
11:37I swear.
11:39Nothing like this is ever going to happen again.
11:44I promise.
11:52Okay, then.
11:56We will try and...
11:59put this behind us.
12:06Why don't you go and get some hair, babe?
12:10Yeah.
12:11I'll, er...
12:14I'll grab us a drink, eh?
12:15All right.
12:25All right.
12:26Well, I'm going to go upstairs.
12:27You know you might fool your dad, but you don't fool me.
12:30What do you mean?
12:31You are feeding him a line and he is lapping it up.
12:34No, I ain't like that.
12:35Do you know what you did to that woman?
12:40Do you?
12:41Because you scared her.
12:45You made her feel unsafe to be sitting on the tube.
12:47Do you think that's okay?
12:48No.
12:49No, of course I don't.
12:50Because this ain't a laugh.
12:52A bit of fun.
12:53It's serious.
12:55It's toxic.
12:56It cannot happen again.
12:59Yeah, well, you ain't my mum, so you don't get to tell me what to do.
13:02It's where you're wrong, because you will do exactly as you're told.
13:07Nothing like this will ever happen again.
13:12Do you understand?
13:15Do you understand?
13:17Yes.
13:18Yes.
13:19I understand.
13:22I'm sorry.
13:24This is the last time.
13:27This is the last time.
13:30You're right.
13:33It is.
13:34I still don't understand why, of all the people in the world, she contacted you.
13:44What is she doing in there?
13:46Actually, it has been a while.
13:49I'll go and see.
13:50T's ready.
13:51Tommy's been ringing.
13:52Stace!
13:53Oh, he's not picking up.
13:58Look, we need to go.
14:00Right.
14:01Stace!
14:02Stace!
14:03Catch!
14:05Are you going?
14:06Yeah, I need to get back for Tommy.
14:07Oh.
14:08And we need to get you back where you belong.
14:11Oh, not tonight, Mum.
14:13When then?
14:14Soon.
14:15Very soon.
14:16I've just got to sort this place out first.
14:19Right, well, do you want me to stay and tidy up?
14:20No, no, no.
14:21Definitely not, no.
14:22I've just started, actually.
14:23I want you to start.
14:24You can't stop.
14:25Well, that's exactly why you need help.
14:27It'll be like old times.
14:29We can chat whilst we're working and then I'll make you something to eat.
14:32Mum, honestly, it's fine.
14:33Please.
14:34Just give me a bit of space.
14:36All right?
14:37Everything's okay.
14:38I promise.
14:40Right.
14:41I'm the offering to help.
14:42Oh, I know.
14:43I know.
14:44Look, Stace, I really miss you and the kids.
14:46I just want my family all around me.
14:49Thanks.
14:50But when you're ready...
14:51Oh, my gosh.
14:52All right?
14:53See you later.
14:54OK, listen, I'm going to stay, all right?
14:55What?
14:56I'm just going to keep an eye on Stace, OK?
14:58See, she's pointing up her front because you and Jean have been here.
15:01I'm just going to make sure she's going to be all right.
15:03No, I'll stay.
15:04You go and talk to Tommy.
15:05Oi, come on, darling.
15:06Look.
15:07No, you go and sort Tommy out and I'll only be a couple of hours, all right?
15:09Are we going or what?
15:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:11I'll see you later.
15:12Give my love to the kids.
15:13Let's see, ladies.
15:14I am well rid.
15:15Yeah, it was always about him.
15:16His problems.
15:17His daughters, his sons, his parents, and I, yeah, his ex-wives.
15:18I supported him the whole time.
15:19I was his rock.
15:20And what thanks did I get?
15:21What thanks did I get?
15:22Yeah, yeah.
15:23It was always about him, his problems, his daughters, his sons, his parents, and I, yeah,
15:40his ex-wives.
15:41I supported him the whole time.
15:44I was his rock.
15:46And what thanks did I get?
15:49Tell me about it.
15:50I mean, Ravi.
15:51Yes, he's got an amazing body and beautiful eyes and a lot, a lot of stamina.
16:01Who's trouble for the off?
16:02He broke my heart.
16:03Oh, darling.
16:04Right, so, oh, oh, I'm going to be off then.
16:11Lie awake.
16:12Yeah, always has been.
16:13Old before her time.
16:15Not me, darling.
16:16I'm in the prime of my life.
16:17All I need now is some fresh meat.
16:19Oh.
16:20I mean, I wouldn't call that fresh.
16:21Oh.
16:22Another round, please, darling.
16:23Is there any chance you can give me a hand?
16:24Tracer's gone, I'm sick and I'm all on my dot.
16:25Darling, I need to attend to my guests.
16:26And Priya, she's very sad.
16:27Come in, I'm over.
16:28Do you want a hand?
16:29No, no, I'm good.
16:30Do you want a hand?
16:31No, no, I'm good.
16:32Yeah, it looks like it.
16:33Yeah, it looks like it.
16:34What are you doing?
16:35I'm giving you a hand.
16:36Yes, Patrick, what are you having?
16:37I don't like leaving her like this.
16:38She's acting strange.
16:39I don't like leaving her like this.
16:40She's acting strange.
16:41I mean, what if...
16:42What if she isn't taking her maids?
16:43What if she's lying to me?
16:44No, no, I'm good.
16:45No, no, I'm good.
16:46Yeah, it looks like it.
16:47What are you doing?
16:48Giving you a hand?
16:49No, no, no, please.
16:50Yes, Patrick, what are you having?
16:51Not the usual.
16:52Rum.
16:53And make it a double, eh?
16:54Oh, lord, please.
16:55I've never thought of working in a bar, Phil.
16:57I think you'd be quite good.
16:59I don't like leaving her like this.
17:04She's acting strange.
17:06I mean, what if...
17:08What if she isn't taking her maids?
17:10What if she's lying to me?
17:11Why would she lie to you?
17:12What would be the point of that?
17:13I don't know, Cat.
17:14Why do people lie?
17:15Why did Alfie lie?
17:17It's Tommy.
17:20Tommy, darling, you all right?
17:22What time are you getting back?
17:24Soon.
17:25Are you still there?
17:26Yes.
17:27Are you sure?
17:28Because I'll call the twins and check.
17:30Mum.
17:31I'm here.
17:32I'm doing my homework.
17:33I'm doing exactly what you said.
17:35Sorry, darling.
17:36I trust you.
17:37You know that.
17:38You found Dad?
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40He's with Auntie Stacey.
17:41Right.
17:42Okay.
17:43You leaving now?
17:44Yeah, yeah.
17:45But your dad's gonna stay.
17:46Just keep an eye.
17:47On what?
17:48On Stace.
17:49Why?
17:50I'm not sure.
17:51Tommy, you haven't noticed anything odd about him recently, have you?
17:53Like what?
17:54No, nothing.
17:55It don't matter.
17:56Listen, I'm sorry that I was tough on you earlier.
17:57It's only because I love you so much.
17:58I just want you to be safe, yeah?
17:59Thanks, Mum.
18:00All right, darling.
18:01I'll be back soon, yeah?
18:02It's vírus, eh?
18:03army of lionel.
18:04Like what?
18:05Number one.
18:06It won't slip up a disproportionately.
18:07No, nothing.
18:08It doesn't matter.
18:09Listen, I'm sorry that I was tough on you earlier.
18:10It's only because I love you so much.
18:12I just want you to be safe, yeah?
18:13Thanks, Mum.
18:15All right, darling.
18:16I'll be back soon, yeah?
18:17Do you know what? I've left my keys up there.
18:45OK. I won't be a minute, yes?
18:54Kim's right. I mean, this is what you need. A bit of Sunsea and magic wine.
18:59I can't, darling. I am running a pub.
19:02Linda can cope. She's the workhorse of the family and you are the princess.
19:06Are you a princess?
19:08Of course I am, babe. Look at me. Drop dead gorgeous.
19:11Just put a tiara on me and I'm set.
19:14You should do it. This single cruise thing.
19:17You'd have the pick of the litter. Fact.
19:20You're going. I'm booking tickets for you now.
19:23I can't go, babe. I'm a skint.
19:25I'll pay. You pay me back when you can.
19:27Yeah, yeah. And find me a diamond necklace while you ran it.
19:30I'll be right back.
19:32Oh?
19:33We can't go on meeting like this.
19:35Just so you know, I'm getting a divorce.
19:38And, well, I'm available. Just call me any time.
19:43Right. I'm off.
19:45Thanks, Phil.
19:46Mum, you need to sober up, alright? Go and get some fresh air and no more Prosecco for you.
19:50Excuse me. You were the one who told me I have to live a little.
19:53Make your mind up.
19:55Linda!
19:56It just brings up so much here, innit, like that? Her voice. After all these years.
20:06Well, that's what we're saying. That's why you should come back with us. You can sit down. You can talk to her properly.
20:11I can't.
20:13Zoe.
20:14I know you and your mum have had your differences, okay?
20:17But she's changed.
20:19She's not the woman she was before, and I know.
20:22I promise you, if she saw your face right now, she'd be the happiest woman in the world. I guarantee it.
20:30Alfie, Stacey, it's me.
20:33Just...
20:34Get rid of her.
20:35Just...
20:36Just...
20:37Oh, you're back.
20:45Yeah, I think I left my keys here.
20:47Yeah, they're probably in the kitchen space.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Um...
20:53Is there something you're not telling me?
20:56Like what?
20:58I know you. I know you both so well.
21:01This whole thing, it just feels really odd.
21:04Listen, sweetie, I know you're tired and I know you're worried about something, okay?
21:09Is there someone in there?
21:10No. No, of course there ain't.
21:12I just heard them, right? There's someone in that bedroom.
21:15It's like Stacey said earlier, you know, the building's rat infested, isn't it?
21:17Don't give me that. You are lying to me, right?
21:23Someone's in there. Is it a woman? Are you stashing a woman away? Is that what it is?
21:27Yeah, Kat, I promise you there's no one, darling.
21:32Kat.
21:33No, Kat, don't.
21:34Kat, listen. No, don't.
21:35Stace!
21:36Don't.
21:37Kat, listen. Hold on a second, all right?
21:40Got a second, okay, well.
21:49Love you .
21:57Who?
21:59We do it, we do it, and help Земeli.
22:03What?
22:05We do it.
22:06how you doing yeah good thanks night with the girls lots of laughs you know are you okay
22:23keeping on your own of course i am why wouldn't i be
22:29well me and the girls thought you might be a bit short-handed i've got linda she is a rock
22:36well if you need a hand i don't need a hand and i don't need you why don't you go away and leave
22:44me alone you know i'd be happy if i never saw your face again mom what are you doing i'm sorry i don't
22:51listen to her all right she's had too much to drink she's just having a hard time yeah i totally
22:57understand if you need anything do you let me know but just for now you know maybe you should
23:05keep your distance
23:07i'm sorry all right i've been under a lot of pressure
23:23i've had a bad day a really bad day gene just got into my head it's all right cat don't worry about
23:30it hey how about i make you a cuppa yeah no i've got to get back for tommy i promised okay okay
23:36i love you hey come here i love you too all right
23:43listen i won't be long all right okay
23:47see you later
23:54do not start he had it coming getting you my face like that and you shouldn't have given him the time of day
24:08my face like that and you shouldn't have given him the time of day. Did you just spend five grand
24:12from our business account on a singles cruise? Not for me, for Freya. What? She's feeling down
24:20and lonely and she said she'd pay me back when she can afford. Men, we can't afford it. I mean,
24:25what were you thinking? You need to get a refund now. I can't. It was a cheap deal,
24:29non-refundable. No, you worried too much. It's all going to be fine. I promise.
24:38Right, Stace, I'm going to take a look outside. I can't imagine she's got that far.
24:42Alfie, she could be anywhere. I'm going to just check.
24:47Here. It's her. Where are you?
24:51It doesn't matter. I'm sorry.
24:54I'm sorry, OK? I...
24:57I didn't mean to cause you no trouble, you or Alfie.
25:02Well, don't worry about it, all right? It's fine. Just come back.
25:06All right. Cat's gone, so we can sort it out.
25:10Yeah, yeah.
25:10No, I can't. I've got to go.
25:13Zoe!
25:15Don't look for me.
25:16It was a mistake. A mistake to get back in touch.
25:19It was. This is where you belong. We're family.
25:22Your family. Your mum.
25:25Zoe, you care. I know you care.
25:28I ain't saying it was easy.
25:30You're hearing her, seeing her face, but I've done something...
25:35Something so bad, you'd never forgive me.
25:40What have you done? What could you have done that's that bad?
25:43I can't tell you.
25:45You'd hate me. You'd all hate me.
25:49Cat. Cat would hate me just like she used to.
25:53No, that's not true.
25:55Cat would forgive you for anything. She's your mum.
25:57I don't think so.
26:01Goodbye, Stace.
26:03Have a good life.
26:08Zoe!
26:09Zoe!
26:11Oh, you're joking.
26:12She's gone.
26:13Oh.
26:14Oh.
26:14Oh.
26:16Oh.
26:17Oh.
26:17Oh, oh.
26:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:33You