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  • 6/16/2025

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00:00Hey, it's a new day, it's a new dawn, and a new beginning. Come here, Mrs. Mahuna.
00:21Hey, you soppy old git.
00:22Yeah.
00:23Oh, hello.
00:25So better with you.
00:27What, do you think we should get a room?
00:31Hey, listen here, you stroppy teenager.
00:33You could have gone to school with your brothers if you got up on time.
00:35Yes.
00:36That's been my life.
00:37Yeah, right.
00:38Back to the grind, eh?
00:39I wish we could have stayed on that wedding bus forever.
00:41Hey, we don't need the Venga bus to make the magic.
00:43Yeah, Venga.
00:44The Venga boys.
00:45Do you know how many times have we danced to the Venga boys?
00:47Morning.
00:48Hey, all right?
00:49Tell me about.
00:51Yeah, he was.
00:53Look, you crack on.
00:54I'll just go and check on him.
00:55Oh, I love you.
00:56Yeah, I love you.
00:57Alfie, I was coming to find you.
01:01I wanted to show you my latest humiliation.
01:04Oh, yeah?
01:05Right, what's it?
01:07Oh, oh, hello.
01:08Business co-owner, Harvey Monroe, pictured here with his wife, Cathy Monroe.
01:13OK, Jean, just a typo, OK?
01:16Remember the limb I got nicked?
01:18There is no business.
01:19Moon and Monroe, done.
01:20Kaput.
01:21Yeah?
01:22Yeah.
01:23Harvey and Cathy didn't get married, did they?
01:24You know.
01:25Me and Kat are no longer sleeping with the enemy.
01:27So come on.
01:28There's nothing to be upset about, all right?
01:29Lars, family loyalty prevails.
01:31Which is the least I deserve after saving your wedding.
01:34Twice.
01:35I felt abandoned.
01:36I'm so sorry.
01:37I'm so sorry.
01:38I've just got to get this.
01:39Sorry.
01:40Hello, Alfie Moon.
01:42Oh.
01:43Hello.
01:44Um.
01:45What?
01:46No.
01:47What?
01:48I'm actually not like the owner.
01:49I'm sort of like the co-owner.
01:51You found it?
01:54Oh, you beauty!
01:55What?
01:56Sorry, Jean, just my mate just won a monkey on the dogs.
02:00No, sorry.
02:01Not you, officer.
02:02No.
02:03Just...
02:04Sorry.
02:05Hi.
02:06It's Stacy.
02:07Please leave a message.
02:08Hello.
02:09It's me.
02:10I haven't heard from you for days.
02:11I hope Lynn's looking after you properly.
02:12I won't leave a long, garbled message, because you probably won't even listen to this one.
02:27It would be nice to hear your voice at some point.
02:34Right.
02:35Bye then.
02:36Oh, it's Mum, by the way.
02:46I didn't buy any of it.
02:48My card was nicked.
02:50Well, no, I didn't report it, because I didn't know I was stolen, did I?
02:55Oh, do you know what?
02:58Thanks for nothing.
03:02Oh, you thief.
03:03Get up and sort yourself out.
03:14I've got a tummy bug.
03:16You never mention this to me, are you?
03:18Please, Mum.
03:19I can't go to school.
03:21Please, just let me stay at home.
03:25Is it because of the chat we had yesterday?
03:26I told you.
03:27It's a tummy bug.
03:31Alright.
03:32Just for today, yeah?
03:34But you're not going to miss your mocks on Wednesday.
03:37Alright?
03:38Cheers, Mum.
03:39I love you.
03:40Sorry, the door was left open.
03:47Is Tommy not going to school?
03:49No, he's not well.
03:50Oh, I hope he gets better soon.
03:52Tell you what, I was only going in to get a few books from the library, so...
03:56Maybe I could help him study for his mocks, so he don't fall behind?
03:59Joe, that's really sweet of you.
04:01Yeah, come in.
04:02Look who's here to keep you company.
04:05Hello?
04:06Mum, you okay?
04:07Yeah, go on, be careful.
04:20Mum, are you OK?
04:21Yeah, Gran, be careful.
04:22It's just a picture.
04:23George will get over it.
04:24Yeah, well, we don't care about George.
04:39I'm fine.
04:40Mum, you've just split up with your husband.
04:42If you bottle up all your emotions, they're just going to fester.
04:44It's not good.
04:45You know, talk to us.
04:46Yeah.
04:47I'm not fine.
04:50I'm fabulous!
04:52Heartbreak and rejection is like petrol to me.
04:58We'll help you, then.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Whoops!
05:03Good.
05:04You know, you can't survive on vapes and biscuits.
05:13You'll get scurvy.
05:15I've not left my kids with Lynn so that I can sit here and pick up your pants!
05:26If you can even call them that!
05:28Hey, how's that for a good morning?
05:41Hmm?
05:42Married?
05:43Eh?
05:44Back in business?
05:45And all before lunch?
05:46Yeah, Mrs Monroe's got a nice ring to it.
05:47Don't give him any ideas.
05:48I'll be burnt at the stake.
05:50Oh.
05:51Yeah.
05:52So, uh, Jean must have told her about the article.
05:55Oh.
05:56So, it's okay.
05:57I'll call her back.
05:58I was hoping me and Jean could have buried the hatchet by now.
06:00I know.
06:01Let me see if I can smooth things over before World War Stacy goes on the rampage.
06:04Yeah?
06:05Can you hurry up, please, before Jean buries the hatchet into my back?
06:08Oh, I know.
06:09Oh, hey.
06:10Oh, Alf!
06:11It's the limo line, eh?
06:12No such thing as bad publicity, mate.
06:14Okay.
06:15Move them on my limo, all right?
06:23I'm getting Alfie to come over.
06:25Maybe you'll talk to him.
06:30I'll take that as a no, then.
06:32I'll be out of your hair today, y'all.
06:38Moving in with Fudger.
06:39So, there's no chance for you and Elaine, then?
06:42What's for cheating on me?
06:44Nice for you, is it?
06:46From up there, on your aisles.
06:47That's a metaphor for behaving in a way that is arrogant or condescending.
06:53Yeah, I know what it means.
06:55She cheated on me.
06:57You and Cindy have been sniffing around each other like two dogs on eggs for years,
07:01and Elaine, she can't make one mistake.
07:03Your work for dad is hypocrite.
07:08Think you could move past something like that?
07:10No, probably not.
07:12Which is why I'm single.
07:14I'm playing mummies and daddies for this one.
07:16Here you go, mummy.
07:18Love you.
07:21Since when did you become Elaine's number one fan, then?
07:24I'm not.
07:25She does my head in.
07:26So would you care?
07:27Well, just over a year ago,
07:30he and Cat let one stupid mistake wreck our marriage.
07:33Yesterday, she married a muppet.
07:36All I'm saying is don't expect Elaine to hang around waiting for us all.
07:39Ooh.
07:41Kathy Monroe?
07:43So did you slip off to Gretna Green, then?
07:46Nigel.
07:47Bit late to be worried about my feelings now, isn't it, Kathy?
07:51Although I do want a retraction and an apology from the journalist.
07:56Look, I don't like it any more than you do, Jean.
07:58But Harvey doesn't want to pull the limo promotion.
08:01Why?
08:02There's no limo and nothing to promote.
08:04Well, Alfie said the police have found it,
08:06so Moon and Monroe are back in business.
08:08So Alfie lied to me. Why, why, why would he do that?
08:14Well, he doesn't want to upset you, does he?
08:16He's walking on eggshells trying to protect your feelings.
08:19Oh, no-one cares about me.
08:20Everyone's too busy lining their own pockets.
08:23Do you know they should bring back the ducking stool for cheaters like you and Harvey?
08:27The damage you've caused!
08:32Well, at least Jean shares my moral compass.
08:35Yeah.
08:36That's who you remind me of.
08:42He looked me straight in the eye and he promised me that he was ill.
08:44Yeah, I've just got to take him out his word, yeah?
08:46Yeah, but it's a bit of a tightrope, innit?
08:48If you're too heavy-handed on him, he'll go off his rocker.
08:50If you're too easy going with him, we're neglectful parents with feral kids.
08:53Yeah, come on, sweetheart.
08:55Well, you know, the socials are happy with his progress.
08:57You know why?
08:58Because that's down to you.
08:59Being a fantastic, instinctive mum.
09:01Come on, you've just got to give yourself a break, aren't you?
09:04Look at us, knee-deep in bog roll.
09:06We should be on our honeymoon.
09:09I know.
09:10What a shame though Virgil's in the bedside drawer.
09:14There's more than one way to skin a cat, innit?
09:16Who are you going to say any of you?
09:18Yeah.
09:19Okay, go on.
09:20You, my brother, have to assert your dominance.
09:23Teach them to be afraid of us.
09:26Drake Zagan actually made me see the world differently, man.
09:30He hates women, I just don't know if I agree with him.
09:32Yeah, but that's because you've been groomed by your mum to see the world through their eyes.
09:35Shut up.
09:36She don't get her own way all the time.
09:39See?
09:40It's four against one in this family.
09:47Your mum's got more testosterone than you and your brothers put together.
09:51And you've got a sister as well, Vicky told me.
09:54Three sisters.
09:56My dad's got a little girl called Cherry.
09:58Her mum, Hayley, was the sort of girl Drake talks about.
10:01Proper filth.
10:02She looked like she needed a shower.
10:04Yeah?
10:05Got any pics of her?
10:07No.
10:09Don't talk about your family.
10:11Is your mum in Australia?
10:13Nah.
10:14My mum's a slapper.
10:19It's just...
10:21My mum ran off when I was little.
10:24My dad moved us to Australia for a fresh start.
10:27He was always working, so I just hated it.
10:30And the kids, the kids were trying to make out on me for my accent.
10:34What's wrong with your accent?
10:36I asked teacher, can I go to Lou on the first day?
10:39Didn't know I was called the Dunny.
10:41Did I?
10:42So I was called Lulu from then on.
10:45Didn't say a word for six months in case I said it wrong after that.
10:48And then when I finally fought back...
10:54I got expelled.
10:59And then when I found some real mates, I...
11:04Well, I...
11:06Well, Dad met Vicky.
11:08And dragged me back here.
11:09I didn't have a choice in any of it.
11:11And now I'm stuck in this dump.
11:13Bonding ain't that bad.
11:15Yeah?
11:17Why don't you show me?
11:19Just get the tube.
11:20Go in the central, see the sights.
11:22I'm all sick. Mum would kill me.
11:23Mum would kill me.
11:24Listen to yourself.
11:26I'm gonna send this to Drake Zirgun as an example of feminised men losing a good fight.
11:30Give that back!
11:32You gonna show me the sights?
11:35Yes, fine.
11:47Ow!
11:55Please sit here.
11:56Yeah.
12:03Great call.
12:05But stable.
12:11Gee, less hits, more speed.
12:13I bet you mother-in-law's gonna be well impressed.
12:16You rocking up in a limo.
12:18Er, yeah.
12:19Yeah, that's all booked.
12:21Bye-bye.
12:23By the way, it is pleasure.
12:25You know, once upon a time you used to look at me with dignity and respect in your eyes.
12:31Now all I see are pound signs.
12:34Was it all a lie?
12:36I still respect you, Jean.
12:38Well, phone the Gazette and get them to pull the article.
12:44No.
12:45No, I'm sorry, Jean, but business is business.
12:50What?
12:51So that's it?
12:52No discussion?
12:53Jean, let's put the kettle on.
12:57What?
12:58What you...
12:59Jean!
13:00Jean!
13:03Hello.
13:04Moon and Monroe Limo, Hyatt.
13:06What are you doing?
13:07Oh, I'm sorry.
13:08All our drivers are indisposed for the foreseeable future,
13:10on account of the fact that they've all caught the clap.
13:13Not presumably.
13:14Jean!
13:15Business is business!
13:16Sorry, what was that?
13:18When I got there, they fixed it themselves, so I've lost that.
13:21Oh, I'm sorry.
13:22The store's gonna break.
13:23Just put round them in.
13:25Hello?
13:26Hey, hey!
13:27Are you all right?
13:28What?
13:29You don't want to leave this place unattended.
13:30Didn't you get your limo on it yesterday?
13:31Yeah, no, sorry.
13:32It's just the way nature calls them.
13:33Oi, Magnus Magnuson!
13:34Hey!
13:35I've started, so I'll finish.
13:36Are you all right?
13:37I thought you were supposed to lock the door.
13:38Is it nature as in, rabbits in, mate?
13:39Oh, I think.
13:40Thanks, darling.
13:41They're on their honeymoon.
13:42Okay, all right, all right.
13:43Well, where's your beers at?
13:44She keeps nicking mine.
13:45Well, it weren't me.
13:46I found the empties in the recycling.
13:47I think Joel and John did.
13:48I'm sorry.
13:49I'm sorry.
13:50I'm sorry.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52I think you might.
13:53Well, it weren't me.
13:54I found the empties in the recycling.
13:55I think Joel and Tommy had a little party last night
13:57while we was at the reception.
13:58Tommy?
13:59Yeah, I caught him sneaking out when we got in last night.
14:01He ain't always hung over.
14:03We've left him and Joel carry on the party.
14:05Bleeders.
14:06Teenagers.
14:07We were the same.
14:08Cat!
14:09Cat!
14:10We have a Jean situation.
14:11It's not a good time, are you?
14:12No, she's locked herself in the cab office answering calls
14:13and spreading disgusting rumours.
14:15What?
14:16I don't need this.
14:17Okay, that's all right.
14:18It's obviously about the limo.
14:19Listen, you and Vicks, you deal with the boys or not?
14:21I'll talk Jean down.
14:22All right.
14:33I've been gone less than 24 hours.
14:35I feel like a guest in my own home.
14:38Nobody forced you to leave.
14:40I know.
14:44Maybe I was a little hasty.
14:46Don't say that if you don't mean it.
14:49Do you mean it?
14:50I slept on it.
14:51And I think after everything we've been through, you deserve a second chance.
15:08I deserve a second chance.
15:09Yeah.
15:10George.
15:11Screw you.
15:13You get a half-priced male escort with every limo higher.
15:14And if it's an ageing gigolo you're after, you're in luck.
15:28Jean!
15:29Jean!
15:30Jean!
15:31That's enough, sweetheart.
15:32Please, come in.
15:33Just open the door, yeah?
15:34No good.
15:35We'll come of this moral turpitude, Jean.
15:36My life has been torpedoed by moral turpitude.
15:37Firstly, Harvey and Cathy.
15:38Now, Cat and Alfie.
15:39I am on my own.
15:40What are you waiting for?
15:41I'm going in.
15:42What are you waiting for?
15:43I'm going in.
15:44Oh, what?
15:45Oh.
15:46Oh.
15:47Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:52Oh.
15:53Oh.
15:54Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Oh.
15:57Oh.
15:58Oh.
15:59Oh.
16:00Oh.
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh.
16:03Oh.
16:04Oh.
16:05Oh.
16:06Oh.
16:07Come on.
16:08Please.
16:09Go.
16:10Go.
16:11Tommy, you li—
16:16Where are they?
16:17I don't know.
16:18He's taking me for a right mug.
16:21The next station is Pulliamulu.
16:26Take it back London ain't a dump, just Welford.
16:34Welford.
16:38Welford.
16:40Yeah, definitely.
16:43Welford.
16:46Welford.
16:50Welford.
16:52Yeah, definitely.
16:54So I'm going to get crisps, brown sauce, saline. The woman behind the glamour.
17:10I'm not hungry.
17:12Suit yourself.
17:17Just to clarify.
17:21You cheated on me.
17:25You had a knee-trembler with that middle-aged creep.
17:28Remember?
17:30Yeah, I shouldn't have done it. I deeply regret it.
17:33But you drove me to it.
17:35You and Cindy, you and Sabrina, and you running after every woman you've been married to, apart from me.
17:47Why are you having a pop at me?
17:49Didn't you listen to what I just said? I said I forgive you for having sex with another man.
17:54Thank you for your forgiveness.
18:00See, it wasn't that difficult, was it?
18:04But I don't want it.
18:05You turned me into a jealous, paranoid wreck.
18:13And when I finally snapped and did one thing wrong, you had the nerve to forgive me.
18:22How dare you?
18:23How dare you?
18:30I'm sorry.
18:33You're right for everything.
18:38I love you, George.
18:39I love you, too.
18:44But I can't spend my life holding my breath.
18:47I deserve better.
18:51So you go and finish packing your boxes, and...
18:55I'll wait here...
18:57till you're gone.
19:04Yeah.
19:09I love you.
19:27Are you having a laugh?
19:29You could have tidied up.
19:39I love you.
19:59Hello.
20:01Did someone call a cab to Pritchard Place?
20:04Flat 14.
20:06No, I'm just...
20:08I'm just trying to find my mate.
20:10Right, well, can you ask your drivers?
20:11She's got, like, long, dark hair.
20:13Scruffy.
20:14Looks like she needs a wash.
20:18Jean.
20:20Jean, please.
20:21Come on.
20:22Will you please talk to me, yeah?
20:23You're amongst friends.
20:24Come on.
20:25No, I'm not.
20:27I saved your wedding twice yesterday.
20:29It was me who got the bus.
20:31Me who talked sense into Kat.
20:32Because I am loving and loyal.
20:35And this...
20:36OK, just hear me out, yeah?
20:38You and Harvey, you split up weeks ago, and...
20:41And we was hoping you'd be all right with it.
20:43That is a lie, and you know it.
20:46People think I'm just some mad biddy.
20:49Oh, she's off again.
20:51But if people stopped and actually listened,
20:54they might actually hear me.
20:57OK.
20:58OK.
20:59What?
21:00I'm listening now, yeah?
21:03A few weeks ago, I was surrounded by family
21:06and a man I trusted.
21:09Now Stacy has taken Sean's lead and left me.
21:12I have been betrayed by Harvey,
21:13and you and Kat have taken his side.
21:17I feel...
21:18really, really stupid, and...
21:24really, really scared.
21:25Yeah.
21:29Gene.
21:31You know, I...
21:32I'm so sorry we didn't see that before.
21:35Listen, I know you're Miss Stacy.
21:37But you also need to know that...
21:39Well, me, Kat, and the boys,
21:43we love you so much.
21:45And to prove it,
21:47I'm gonna pull the plug on the limo biz.
21:50Harvey, he's dead to us.
21:53Really?
21:55You'd do that for me?
21:57Yeah, of course.
21:59You'd write off all that money for me?
22:02Yep. Yep.
22:04Family in it.
22:10Well, that means the world.
22:15You and Kat haven't got money to burn.
22:17The fact that you offered is enough.
22:22Stay in business with the cheating swine,
22:26and I'll...
22:28I'll learn to live with it.
22:30Thanks, Gene.
22:32No, I really mean it.
22:35And I'm so sorry that we disrespected you.
22:38I know you are.
22:40Okay.
22:42Come on.
22:43We're gonna open this door up, yeah?
22:47Okay.
22:49What did I do with the key?
22:57Okay, before you start, alright?
22:59I've sorted it.
23:02Are you serious?
23:04No, I...
23:05Hold on.
23:06When did she get there?
23:09Okay, listen.
23:10You were right to call me.
23:11Absolutely.
23:12It's fine.
23:13Just calm down.
23:14I'm on my way.
23:15I'm on my way.
23:32Get your phone out.
23:33Film this.
23:54Get off me!
23:55Stop it!
24:03You stupid bitch.
24:04Too far, mate.
24:09Look, I'm so, so sorry.
24:12He was joking.
24:13Please.
24:14Leave me alone.
24:29Oh!
24:31When did you sneak up there?
24:33Well, I came in peace.
24:35Going out the same way.
24:36What?
24:38Linda...
24:40I'm sorry I hurt you, Mum.
24:43And I hate what's happened.
24:45Me too.
24:48Are you gonna come back for that?
24:49Is it true about you and Elaine?
24:50That news travels first.
24:52What happened?
24:53Do you want a bite to eat?
24:54We can talk about it.
24:55No.
24:56Well, if you need a shoulder to cry on, you know where I am.
24:57Trust me.
24:58I like me crying on your shoulder, or any other part of you for that matter.
25:02There's no need to use that tone, George.
25:03I think there is.
25:04I didn't want you before you destroyed my marriage.
25:07And I definitely don't want you to know you've succeeded, so...
25:08Would you please stay away?
25:09Oh!
25:10Oh!
25:11I don't want you to know you've succeeded, so...
25:12would you please stay away?
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:15I got it...
25:16Oh, God.
25:17Oh, God.
25:19Oh, God.
25:20Oh!
25:21I've got it.
25:22Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:24Oh, God.
25:25Oh!
25:26Oh!
25:27Oh, God.
25:28Oh, God.
25:29Oh, God.
25:30Oh, God.
25:31Oh, God.
25:32Oh, God.
25:33Oh, God.
25:34Oh, God.
25:35Oh, God.
25:36Oh.
25:37Oh, God.
25:38Oh, God.
25:39Nah, that was actually crazy.
26:05Look, it was him, there, with the red top.
26:12Tommy, your mum's looking for you.
26:18Where's Joel? Hey, don't ignore me, mate.
26:22Oh, Ross, look.
26:28What has he done now?
26:35You, oh, now.
26:38I was... I went to hospital.
26:41Liar.
26:42It was only yesterday you was giving me the big watery eyes,
26:45promising me you'd never let me down again.
26:47It was one day off school.
26:48No, it's more than that, though. It's the violence.
26:50The porn.
26:52We've still got the social breathing down our necks.
26:54We haven't got any more chances.
26:56I'm not gonna lose another kid.
26:58Look, please don't worry.
26:59Well, I am worried.
27:01I'm your mother.
27:04OK, so where is she?
27:06I don't know. I know from us.
27:08Stacey, listen, though, you could have called me earlier.
27:10I did. You didn't answer.
27:12Oh, sorry. OK, I'm sorry. We'll be listening. We need to find her.
27:14I don't know, Alfie.
27:16She's unhinged. I mean, it's probably for the best.
27:21For her?
27:22Yep.
27:24Prepare yourself.
27:25Share now you remember.
27:46Zoe?
27:53Bye.
27:54Bye.
27:55Bye.