- 6/16/2025
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00:00Sorry, Ms. Stoner.
00:15Oh, it's fine!
00:16Material possessions are a social construct.
00:28Don't do it!
00:29Oh, such a little diva.
00:34Fine, we can share.
00:38No!
00:41Now, where did I put that little white...
00:45Well, I almost had a senior moment!
00:49Sorry, Feeves.
01:02This isn't catnip.
01:07Damn, I just went from Martha to Snoop.
01:11I caught some good shit.
01:13This...
01:13Christ, somebody open a window.
01:33It smells like a fart of a thousand skunks.
01:36Wasn't me.
01:38Yep, definitely not my brand.
01:40What is your brand?
01:42Gas station sushi?
01:43Uh, what the fuck?
01:49Look at my toe beans.
01:51They're so pink.
01:53Oh, shit!
01:54I have them, too!
01:55Hey, um, guys?
01:57Do you notice anything strange?
02:00Whoa, yeah!
02:02Hammy's toe beans are freakishly small.
02:04Oh, yeah?
02:04How big do my completely average-sized toe beans feel now, bitch?
02:08No, digheads!
02:10We can talk!
02:11We can walk on two feet!
02:14Oh, shit!
02:14You're right!
02:15I'm, like, three and a quarter inches taller!
02:18Uh, maybe in heels.
02:19Ah!
02:21Easy, everybody.
02:22Stop!
02:23Don't you see what this means?
02:26Oh.
02:27My.
02:27God.
02:28I can open the fridge!
02:31Tim's on a pizza roll!
02:33Ugh.
02:35Play yourself out, Reggie.
02:38I'll be at the bar if anyone needs me.
02:41So this is what crazy feels like.
02:44I'm losing my fucking mind.
02:46On the contrary, Fifi.
02:47Huh?
02:49You've entered your higher consciousness.
03:01Did you see that?
03:02See what?
03:03Nothing.
03:03All right, Internet, expand my mind.
03:06Oh, shit.
03:07Did you know that Satoshi Nakamoto is from the future?
03:09I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.
03:11From the future!
03:12Okay, what does the Internet say about skunky smoke?
03:16Skunky smoke can be in reference to marijuana.
03:19A.K.A. weed, A.K.A. perp, A.K.A. gush.
03:22Okay, okay, okay, I get it, I get it.
03:23Relaxative, sticky, icky.
03:25Oh my god, Earth to keyboard tap.
03:27What are the side effects?
03:28In a minute!
03:29I'm down a rabbit hole.
03:31I just need it for a second.
03:31I need to borrow it.
03:32I need to look something up.
03:33Can you just give it to me, please?
03:34Just give it to me!
03:35Ashton Kusher?
03:36Hey, I saw this on TV.
03:47Won't be needing you.
03:55Hammy, check this out.
03:57No, no, no, check me out!
03:59Woo-hoo!
04:00Oh no!
04:01Ooh, shit!
04:06You inbred muppet.
04:08Just give it!
04:09You remember?
04:09Triple monkey paws?
04:11Bob Saget?
04:12Yes!
04:12Laughing grass?
04:13Jesus, beard, learning Dutch nugs, power flower.
04:16Guys!
04:17Guys!
04:18There's a fire!
04:19There's a fire!
04:19Stop repeating yourself!
04:20Stop repeating yourself!
04:22Oh, oh!
04:23Somebody saved the cat!
04:24Oh, shit!
04:28Watch!
04:29And there!
04:31Whoa!
04:31Get me!
04:32Coming through!
04:33I got this!
04:41Get back and guess me, cannabis!
04:43And that's all.
04:46What the fuck happened here?
04:48Oh, why?
04:49Oh, why?
04:49You had a foam party without me?
05:02After party in the tub!
05:05Who's in?
05:06Yeah, definitely count me out.
05:09Huh?
05:09What's that, sweets?
05:11Uh, meow?
05:13Uh, meow?
05:14Meow?
05:14Meow?
05:14Meow.
05:15Come on, you filthy animals.
05:17Did I ever tell you about the time I took a bath with Andrew Lloyd Webber?
05:23And on that note, do you know how expensive that was?
05:27Don't be a pussy, Reg.
05:28Be a cat until we figure out what the Twilight Zone fuck is going on around here.
05:35Weekly Elderly Easement Dispensary.
05:38How can I help you, Miss Stoner?
05:39Actually, I'm her, her caregiver.
05:41Um, there was an incident with yesterday's delivery.
05:44What kind of incident?
05:45Oh, does it matter?
05:45She's getting worse, okay?
05:47The point is, she needs more.
05:49Like, now.
05:50Oh, damn Mercury retrograde.
05:54Quiet, you!
05:55This is the fourth time this year that...
05:58Or is it the third?
06:00How many retrogrades are...
06:02Oh, what was I doing?
06:05Bollocks, we may have a looming catastrophe.
06:07Ma'am, is everything okay?
06:09No, everything is not okay!
06:11Oh!
06:11Oh, come on, get it together.
06:16She's about to make a scene!
06:18Yeah!
06:20Yo, Hamilton, really?
06:22Oh, I mean, she's really starting to flip!
06:26Oh, Davis, not today.
06:28I really need you to move.
06:32Out of the way, sweet!
06:34I gotta clean this up before...
06:37Uh...
06:38Wait, did I...
06:41Hello?
06:42Ma'am, can you hear me?
06:43Oh.
06:44Hello?
06:44I think I need to lie down for a minute.
06:46I've got three dudes.
06:47There's a van in the area, and I think they can make it.
06:50Great.
06:50Just get the fucking weed here, right...
06:52Meow!
06:53Did you just... meow?
06:57What?
06:57No!
06:58I'm not a cat!
07:02Good morning, Miss... stoner.
07:05Nice.
07:06Here's your blazing fast delivery.
07:08Oh, uh, I think you had your stoners mixed up.
07:12Uh, nope.
07:13Looks like the order was placed...
07:1510.14 a.m.
07:16Hey, guys.
07:17I think we're all fading.
07:19Maybe you.
07:20Definitely not.
07:21Meow!
07:22Shit!
07:22Pay for it to go to waste.
07:25Eh?
07:25Has anybody ever told you you look like a young Bob?
07:29What do you do?
07:31Who's got the pen?
07:32Get on the van.
07:34What the shit?
07:37Thanks for the light, kid!
07:40Pfff...
07:41Ah...
07:42Now that's the stuff.
07:46Ba-dum!
07:47Ta-da-da-dum!
07:48Ta-da-da-dum!
07:50Pfff...
07:50Get on the van.
07:53T-t-t-t-t!
07:54T-t-t-t-t-t...
07:56T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
07:58T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
07:59P-p-pass, bitch!
08:06Hey, nothing's happening.
08:09Yeah, no shit, Hamhawk.
08:10Still not working.
08:14I mean, I'm really not high.
08:16Like, I can operate heavy machinery right now.
08:21Yep, that is definitely not the same brand, but I can find it.
08:26Wait, we're coming with you.
08:29Nope. All right.
08:32Wedgie, follow your weird-ass brother.
08:34Right on it.
08:37I'm... I'm got this. Up fast as fuck!
08:40Baxter, it's all on you.
08:43Baxter, where is you?
08:44Get off the computer and do something for once!
08:49Baxter!
08:52I have regrets.
08:59Hey, guys. Who's up for tacos?
09:13Bully!
09:14Sweet fucking jackpot!
09:27Fuck the what?
09:29What's curiosity ever done to a cat?
09:42Oh!
09:42Oh!
09:42Hey, there, little buddy. What you doing?
09:46Whoa!
09:47That's a lot of toxic energy.
10:00Easy friend. Just, uh, gonna pluck out these hep C-looking...
10:03Oh, yeah!
10:04Oh, hey there, little buddy. What you doing?
10:06Whoa! That's a lot of toxic energy.
10:12Easy friend.
10:24Just, uh, gonna pluck out these hep C-looking...
10:28Hurry up!
10:35Ah, that's better.
10:37You're welcome.
10:38Whoa! Talking cat?
10:39Okay, that's new.
10:41Hey, you getting high off my supply, Garfield?
10:43Uh, no, but...
10:44Hey, do you know where I can get more of this?
10:46Look, pal. I get what I get when I get it.
10:48The rest is somewhere in there. I don't know.
10:53Whoa! Great idea!
10:54Wait, no, no, no. Worst idea.
10:56You go in, you're not coming out.
10:59I gotta go in.
11:01My friends are counting on me.
11:05This fucking guy.
11:06Well, that's not weird and or foreboding.
11:26Oh, no.
11:27Oh, no.
11:28No!
11:29Damn it.
11:30Sweet Mary Jane.
11:39Fire, fire. Evacuate area.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh.
12:02Inner gas discharge.
12:07Initiating purchase.
12:12Not good.
12:14No, no, no, no.
12:15Fuck!
12:19You hear that?
12:20Nah, probably nothing.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
12:22Let's just get this over with, okay?
12:24You scratch my ass, I'm scratching your ass.
12:28Yo, you're literally scratching your ass in the middle of a metaphor.
12:32Huh, crushed it.
12:33Whoa!
12:34You okay there?
12:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:40Run, Chucky boy, run!
12:41Whew, that was lucky.
12:43I'm gonna need an electrical down here.
12:44How the hell did you get out?
12:46Run!
12:49Well, not my fault.
12:51Is it my fault?
12:53Oh, fuck, it's my fault.
12:55Fuck!
12:55Fuck!
12:56Well, shit.
13:01We really do land on all fours.
13:14Oh, did I interrupt your cat Shavasana class.
13:18Nam-yew-stay.
13:21Well, it was a fun while it lasted.
13:26If anyone is out there, please, just take care of her.
13:35Hmm, the pot thickens.
13:42I was gone for like two hours.
13:44What the fuck happened?
13:45You get a fish!
13:47You get a fish!
13:50Everybody gets a...
13:51Where's Dave?
13:53He's off on one of his bullshit adventures.
13:54How did you score all this?
13:56Oh, you're never gonna believe it.
13:57I received a secret message
13:59that told me to get on a van
14:01that took me to a secret facility.
14:04Uh, fellas,
14:05does anybody else smell bullshit?
14:08This must be like the time you said
14:10the chemtrails were making the frogs gay.
14:12Yeah, I got...
14:13The proof is right there.
14:18Uh, uh-huh.
14:20Motherfuck...
14:21I can't find him, Chad.
14:30Davis...
14:31I'm on it.
14:31My cat.
14:32He's probably stuck in a vending machine again.
14:35No, Chad.
14:36I can't just get another one.
14:38Here, Davis.
14:39Fucking Chad.
14:40She can't be related to that dickhead.
14:42Not in the bedroom.
14:43I'm really nervous about driving in this weather.
14:45If you could just give me a ride to the shelter, I...
14:48No.
14:49Of course you're busy.
14:50I understand.
14:51Not in the bathroom.
14:52Where did you say Dave went?
14:54I don't know.
14:55He said he knew where he could find more of that weed.
14:57I know where he is.
14:58Hey, where?
14:59Stay here.
15:00I'll be right back.
15:01He's off the roads this morning and staying indoors as the conditions are very dangerous.
15:08Well, he's not in the car.
15:11You little shit.
15:12Hey, umlaut.
15:13Take me to the nearest animal shelter.
15:17Navigating to health care shelter.
15:19Good morning, Subject 237.
15:42Breakfast is served.
15:49Shall we play a game?
15:59Oh, yeah.
16:04You have ten seconds.
16:06Ten.
16:07Pass.
16:08Eight.
16:09Can I ask the audience?
16:10Six.
16:11Five.
16:11Can I phone a friend?
16:13Three.
16:14Two.
16:15One.
16:16One.
16:19Yo, Garfield.
16:23Huh?
16:24Pack your bags.
16:25I'm busting you out.
16:28Yuck.
16:29Huh?
16:31Ah!
16:34You know my name's Dave, right?
16:37Yeah, sure it is.
16:38All right.
16:39Move your lasagna, loving ass.
16:40This is a joint operation.
16:42Ah!
16:43Whoa!
16:45Whoa!
16:47Ah!
16:47Ah!
16:49To your local tit-tat-tattle.
16:57Oh!
17:05Whoa!
17:06Moment!
17:06Ah!
17:07Slice bread recipe.
17:08And catchy slogan.
17:09Your destination is ahead.
17:11Since...
17:12Close.
17:13I need a distraction.
17:14I'm a distraction!
17:16Yes, you are.
17:17Quiet!
17:17Just trust me.
17:18Tickets are available. At the door. Stay tuned.
17:21Fifi! Hamilton!
17:23What? You're not supposed to be here.
17:26What are you doing?
17:28Shhh. You shhh.
17:29New route detected.
17:30Yep.
17:31Fake a legal U-turn.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:34Whoa!
17:39It's an emergency!
17:44Sorry!
17:46We're all gonna die.
17:48We're all gonna die.
17:51Yo, you alive?
17:53Oh, yeah. Luckily the ground broke my fall.
17:57Alright, we're in. Now snag as much bud as you can.
18:00Okay, you got it.
18:03What are bud?
18:04Just grab all the green shit.
18:09Huh?
18:15Ugh.
18:18What the actual fucking fuck are you doing?
18:24I don't know, but it feels right.
18:29Ugh. It's gonna be one of those days.
18:34Whoa! Robots! Cool!
18:37Ugh.
18:40Come on!
18:41I was wrong about the robots!
18:49How the fuck have you made it this far in life?
18:52Stop the ride!
18:53Stop the ride!
18:54Hang on to your butt!
18:59What?
19:00Ugh!
19:01Whoa!
19:05Adios, Scarfield!
19:07It's day!
19:09Oh!
19:14I can't see my house from here.
19:18Oh, boy.
19:19You're taking us to that not existent facility, aren't you?
19:32Oh, it is absolutely existent.
19:35Approaching destination on your left.
19:37On the left.
19:38I don't see anything.
19:43Enough with the cuckoo banana sh-
19:45No one is tapping our phone line.
19:47Bleh!
19:48It was never Berenstain Bears!
19:50I will prove to you that it is real when you see the magical choo-choo tree!
19:55You should probably buckle up.
19:58Not now!
19:58but
20:14You have arrived at your destination arrived where
20:18You put us in danger you put her in danger this ends now
20:48I'm fucking
20:57believable
20:58Davis
21:05Meow
21:07My sweet chonky boy
21:11I miss you so much
21:14Get the thing
21:16Damn
21:23Dave is my hero
21:25I know
21:26What a total badass
21:28Are you fucking kidding me
21:30I'm the badass
21:32Here okay
21:33With the truck I was like
21:34And then I jumped on that thing
21:36And then boom
21:38You're alive
21:39You see a truck
21:41Truck no you
21:43No
21:43You know what
21:45Next time I let you die
21:48Damn
21:55Look give me one more day I almost got your money
22:07Chad
22:07Oh
22:08Auntie B
22:09What is it
22:10Fucking Chad
22:11Hey it's a sure thing
22:14Sure thing
22:15Take the clear lead
22:16I found my Davis
22:18What is a Davis
22:19My cat
22:21I didn't want you to worry
22:23Birds aren't real
22:29Of course birds aren't real
22:31They're robot spies
22:32Achoo
22:32Look over there
22:36It's something
22:37Where
22:38Oh yeah
22:39I totally see it
22:40Bring it home
22:43Come on
22:44Pump those little chicken legs
22:45Go
22:46Go
22:46What the fuck
22:47No
22:48No
22:48No
22:48Not again
22:49Chad
22:50Are you okay
22:52Right
22:53Test subject one
22:54IQ of a bran muffin
22:56Is currently viewing mindless content
22:58Interesting
23:02Experimental strain
23:04X4200
23:05Appears to induce
23:07Telekinesis
23:08Listen very carefully
23:12Don't
23:15Trust
23:16Chad
23:17It's absolutely critical
23:19That you don't
23:20Like him
23:20Observing test subject two
23:28Everything's gonna be alright
23:31Subject seems completely unaffected
23:33Results inconclusive
23:35Oh woman
23:36No cry
23:37I guess it's not a series of tubes
23:45Ooh a bunny
23:50Oh my god
23:52Is this the rabbit hole
23:54Hey you back here
23:56To FOMO or not to FOMO
23:59Test subject three
24:04Has rendered me speechless
24:09Test subject three
24:19Has wasted a perfectly good bottle of gin
24:21Chad
24:22Everything okay?
24:24What?
24:24Oh
24:25Yeah
24:26I'm good
24:27It's just
24:27No steel
24:28It's gonna put me in a high tax bracket
24:30Rich people problems
24:31You know what I'm saying
24:33Well
24:33I know I don't have to worry about you
24:37Mr. Big Shot
24:38Yeah I got
24:38I got cash coming out of my ass
24:40Where is it?
24:42I'm just so glad
24:44I can will my estate
24:45To the three-legged cat foundation
24:47Whoa
24:49You're giving all your money
24:51To three-legged cats
24:53Well some of them only have two legs
24:56Test subject four
24:58Exhibits morbid fascination
25:00With a taxidermied tchotchke
25:01Holy giant floating cat
25:07Precisely
25:08What is this place?
25:11This is the in-between
25:12A nebulous void
25:14Spanning the past
25:15Present
25:16Impossible future
25:23The fabric of her existence
25:29Hangs on by a thread
25:30No no no
25:31Not a chance
25:32You twisted
25:33Low-rent Build-a-Bear
25:34Keep these warnings
25:35Before your family unravels
25:37Oh
25:39Chad
25:40By the way
25:41You found my davis
25:43I didn't want you to worry
25:45Right
25:45Oh phew
25:46Experimental strain
25:47X-382
25:48What the fuck
25:50Freaking Stein
25:50We're not your goddamn guinea pigs
25:53Speak for yourself
25:54I was a god
25:55Plug me back in
25:56Listen
25:57I'm a little concerned
25:59About your estate
26:00Going to the right place
26:02Oh
26:02You don't have to take care of me
26:04No no no
26:04I insist
26:05We gotta make sure
26:06Those poor little legless bastards
26:07Get what's coming to them
26:08I'd like to come over
26:09And give you a little
26:10Free financial advice
26:12Oh
26:12That would be great
26:13Alright then
26:15Good
26:15Good
26:15So
26:16Chaddy's going
26:16Bye bye
26:17Bye bye
26:17Oh yeah
26:23I know too much
26:35Shh
26:36Still hear you
26:37Who said that
26:38Oh it was me
26:40Two blinks
26:45One chirp
26:46Come on
26:48There
26:50Did you see that
26:51Blink
26:52Blink
26:53Chirp
26:53Again
26:54Every 23 seconds
26:56Blink
26:57Blink
26:57Chirp
26:57I told you
26:58There's a robot
26:59I hope you're happy
27:01Your little experiment
27:02Fried his brain
27:03So what's the emergency
27:04Despite my best efforts
27:06Plant growth is declining rapidly
27:08This time next week
27:09We'll be dumber than a box of hair
27:11Well shit
27:13Correct
27:14I require copious amounts of fertilizer
27:16There's reading material
27:18If it assists your progress
27:19Wait a sec
27:20I'm not taking a dump for you
27:21We've got more self-respect than that
27:23Almost done
27:25Might want to give it five
27:27Ugh
27:28That's fucking nasty
27:30You ain't getting shit out of me
27:33Time will tell
27:35Baxter
27:36It's all buried in the yard
27:37In EMF bags
27:38Good luck finding it
27:39You know the government
27:40Sifts through everything
27:41God damn it
27:45Robot bird spies
27:47Senator shadow agent
27:49Calm your cat teats
27:50Nobody's coming to get ya
27:52Oh yeah
27:53Look
27:53She's a sweet old gal
27:54Put her gas tanks on you
27:56Well put me on the waiting list
27:58Okay
27:58I mean
27:58One of those flies
27:59Has got to drop soon
28:00Am I right
28:00Mother fucking Chad
28:03Can I count on you
28:05To make a donation
28:06Not a chance
28:06I'll put her down
28:08For two o'clock
28:08Coming
28:10Oh
28:13Hello there
28:14Ah
28:14Aunt Bea
28:15Look who's here
28:16Your favorite nephew
28:17Your um
28:18Uh
28:19It's Chad
28:20Come in
28:22Come in
28:23I didn't recognize you
28:24Without the mullet
28:25The
28:26Aunt Bea
28:27Is that drug smoke
28:28What the hell's going on
28:30In here
28:30Cheech
28:30Life is meant to be lit
28:33Just take a Xanax
28:35Like the rest of us
28:36Like science
28:37Oh
28:38Chad
28:38You used to be so much fun
28:40Hey
28:41What a douche
28:42Oh
28:43What's this
28:44Just need your autograph
28:45For power of attorney
28:46And I'll take your estate
28:48Take care of your estate
28:49I used to love signing autographs
28:51I used to love signing autographs
28:52You know Elvis had no way
28:54Fuck this kid's
28:55After a couple of drinks
28:57I got him to sign my
28:58Oh great story
28:59Love the stories
29:00Anyways
29:01You wouldn't happen to remember
29:02Where you keep your will and stuff
29:04Do you?
29:05Safely
29:05In my safe
29:06In my spare room
29:07Copy copy
29:08You keep signing
29:09In and I'll be back
29:10In a jiff
29:11Uh
29:11Oh
29:12Everything okay?
29:19Yeah
29:19Yeah
29:20I met your cat
29:21Oh
29:21She's affectionate
29:22She's a little clingy
29:23I'm so glad
29:25You're already attached
29:26I know she'll be in loving hands
29:28If something happens to me
29:30God damn it
29:32They're cute
29:33You fucking demon
29:36Oh
29:37Damn she got me
29:38Why'd she scratch my nuts
29:40Why did she
29:41Three
29:46Two
29:47One
29:48More candy
29:51Or should I say
29:53Thunder colon
29:54Poop
29:58Guys
29:59Chad
29:59Chad's coming
30:00Defcon Chad
30:02Oh
30:06Come on
30:08Okay
30:09Let's get my
30:10Universal
30:11Key
30:12Oh
30:13My old
30:14Just pick a little
30:14Chad
30:15Everyone
30:17Get your ass
30:18Over here
30:19And fucking
30:19Help me
30:20I almost got it
30:25Hammy
30:27Fuck you
30:28My ass is occupied
30:29Guys
30:31Come on
30:33Oh
30:33There it is
30:34Caddy for the win
30:36Oh no
30:37Oh baby
30:41Jesus
30:42That's in my mouth
30:43Oh
30:44Chad
30:46Did the toilet
30:47Clog again
30:48Well
30:50When you gotta go
30:51You gotta go
30:52Ugh
30:52That could've gotten worse
30:54But I gotta say guys
30:56You've really stepped up
30:57I mean it
30:58I'm so proud of us
30:59Now let's keep that team spirit going
31:01And clean up this mess before
31:03Ugh
31:05I swear every one of you's getting a dick punch
31:08Thank you
31:12Thank you everybody
31:13Finally
31:14A new year's shout out
31:16To the true life of the party
31:17The woman who taught me how to hit the high notes
31:20The one
31:20The only
31:22Beatrice
31:23Stoner
31:24Did you hear that Chad
31:25Mikey still remembers me
31:27Yeah I'm pretty sure he's talking about some other broad
31:30Oh Mikey
31:31This guy gets around
31:32This guy's everywhere
31:33In and out of hotels
31:34Different cities
31:36What the
31:38Five
31:39Four
31:40Three
31:41Two
31:43Hey hey hey
31:43I'm not gonna tell you again
31:45Okay
31:45Chad why did you do that
31:48It's my prescription
31:49This is not medicine
31:50It's drugs
31:51I got another one
31:53Where is it
31:54Where is it
31:56Hey whoa whoa whoa
31:57Hey calm down calm down
31:59No I'm just making things worse
32:00Jesus here here here
32:01Take a zanee granny
32:03Double it up
32:04Okay
32:04Let's get you to bed
32:06It's only midnight
32:07You didn't get a chance to watch me whip or nae nae
32:11Frightened
32:18Oh yeah forgot to tell you
32:23Creepy mouse said to stop Chad
32:25Oh yeah forgot to tell you
32:39Creepy mouse said to stop Chad
32:41It's time to stop that shit stain once and for all
32:50Tell Mikey I'm sorry I ruined the party
32:53Alright Auntie B
32:55Chaddy's gonna take care of everything
32:57Oh there you are
33:04Ah kiss my white ass
33:06You three-legged fucks
33:07Oh great now we got power issues
33:13I don't even know if I can unload this thing
33:20You're not going anywhere fucko
33:23What
33:23Who
33:24I'm back cat
33:25Who's there who said that
33:26Here's Davey
33:28You owe me a bottle of single malt scotch
33:31You're talking all of them get out of here
33:33Fucking scary cat
33:34Hey
33:35I'm catzilla bitch
33:38Get the fuck away from me
33:40Oh
33:41If he wasn't dead that would have hurt
33:57Motherfucking Chad stole her will
34:04How does karma taste ya bitch
34:06Okay we need to hide the body
34:08It's just a matter of time before the other agents come looking for him
34:11We're gonna need six pulleys and a shit ton of rope
34:15This should be entertaining
34:20Alright the hot dog is in the bun
34:23Okay Hammy
34:24Hit it
34:25Are you fucking kidding me
34:26Just hit the goddamn button
34:27Now Dave
34:38Okay
34:39Whoa
34:39Whoa
34:42Hey
34:43What about me
34:44Who
34:44Hello
34:45Wait wait wait wait wait
34:46Hammy
34:47Oh
34:48Oh
34:48Oh
34:49Oh
34:49Oh
34:50Oh
34:50Oh
34:50Oh
34:51Oh
34:51Oh
34:52Oh
34:52Oh
34:53Oh
34:54Oh
34:55Oh
34:56Oh
34:57Oh
34:58Oh
34:59Oh
35:00Oh
35:10Oh
35:11Oh boy
35:11We got a floater
35:12What in the poltergeist fuck
35:15I got bored with your buffoonery
35:17How did you do that?
35:24Science
35:25That's enough murder mystery for tonight
35:39That's enough murder mystery for tonight
35:39This isn't how I thought things would go
35:52But I promise you I will be here through whatever comes our way
35:56I love you
35:58I love you
35:59Oh I love you too
36:01Faith
36:02How to sanitize a crime scene
36:15Asking for a friend
36:19Shit
36:22Shit the what?
36:24Congratulations
36:25You have successfully eliminated the threats
36:28Take care of Miss Stoner
36:30You have no idea how important she is
36:33Good luck
36:34And cat speed
36:35Satoshi
36:39Knock a fucking motor
36:40I know
36:41I knew
36:42I need
36:43vacation
36:44I need
37:01Jesus, Bax.
37:13Why'd you have to fuck with him at the end?
37:15I'd do it to me.
37:16Wait, I did do it to me.
37:17All right.
37:18One down.
37:2010,419 stoner versus trigger.
37:24I actually...
37:25I did...
37:25Time is a flat circle.
37:31I'm not close to you.
37:33I'm too short.
38:01I'm too short.
38:31I'm too short.
39:01I'm too short.
39:31I'm too short.
40:01Well, that was incredibly bizarre.
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