- 6/15/2025
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00:01:01Freeze!
00:01:03Get out of here!
00:01:21Shit, it's a chick.
00:01:27Fight!
00:01:28You're busted.
00:01:29You're busted.
00:01:31Fight!
00:01:39Everyone!
00:01:41kristen.
00:02:47Oh, I really need this.
00:03:25Sweetie, did you know about this?
00:03:32Detective Cooper.
00:03:33I like the sound of that, don't you?
00:03:36Ah, come on, Coop.
00:03:38I know you hate a party, but this one's in your honor, so maybe you could just smile a little bit.
00:03:43I don't want a party.
00:03:44Well, you've got one, so damn it, enjoy it.
00:03:47How about a nice club soda?
00:03:49You've earned it.
00:03:51How about a nice shot of tequila, straight and no chaser?
00:03:56Come on, Coop.
00:03:59I thought you were on the wagon.
00:04:00And I thought you were a bartender.
00:04:02Come on, sweetie, give me a break.
00:04:05Come on, sweetie, give me a break.
00:04:09Come on.
00:04:12Come on.
00:04:17Come on.
00:04:21Is this right?
00:04:46Do I look okay?
00:04:47You know, back when I was a cop, we didn't have any nifty parties for a promotion.
00:04:56No? What'd you get?
00:04:58Well, they handcuffed me to the legs of a pool table.
00:05:02And then the guys, they sent in this great big hula dancer.
00:05:07A hula dancer?
00:05:08Yeah.
00:05:09And, well, she started to, uh...
00:05:12Why the hell am I telling you this?
00:05:15I have no idea.
00:05:17Pour me another, will you?
00:05:23Listen, don't look now, but, uh, here comes Chandler.
00:05:28Looks like he's got a date.
00:05:32With her, not a chance.
00:05:36Well, Detective Cooper, heard you had a little trouble getting to bed last night.
00:05:41Buy you a drink, boss? It's my party.
00:05:43I heard two cops on foot patrol found you passed out in front of your apartment building.
00:05:49They had to drag you upstairs, put you to bed.
00:05:51Look, you're gonna congratulate me or chew me out.
00:05:57That's the captain's special way, Coop.
00:06:00Promote, then pounce.
00:06:03Cooper, I want you to meet your new partner, Detective Block.
00:06:05Block, Detective Cooper.
00:06:07Congratulations, Detective Cooper.
00:06:11Um, call me Coop, everybody does.
00:06:14Block just transferred from San Francisco.
00:06:17Well, have a seat, Block. Let me buy you a drink.
00:06:20I don't drink.
00:06:21Oh, um, well, uh, Sweetie serves a mean club soda.
00:06:26Orange juice, please, bartender.
00:06:28You got it.
00:06:30And then there's this.
00:06:34I know.
00:06:36Eight street kids killed in two months.
00:06:40Great music.
00:06:47Towards you.
00:06:48I want you and Block to go undercover on this.
00:06:55You know Lieutenant Russo?
00:06:58Russo.
00:06:58Fat guy with hair on his back?
00:07:01Hardly.
00:07:01He's your go-between with homicide.
00:07:03He has the case summary.
00:07:05He's at your disposal.
00:07:07I'm also sending you a tech expert from downtown in a couple of days.
00:07:11Tech expert?
00:07:13What are we, secret agents?
00:07:15Stop whining.
00:07:16You're going to need all the help you can get.
00:07:19Look, I've got to run.
00:07:21Congratulations.
00:07:23Captain, you leaving so soon?
00:07:24We didn't even get a chance to dance.
00:07:27My protege.
00:07:30Well, looks like it's you and me, Block.
00:07:33Looks that way.
00:07:35Sweetie, give us another round and I'll quit forever.
00:07:39Last one, Coop.
00:07:40So, do you have a first name?
00:07:49Edith.
00:07:50It's Edith.
00:07:52No, really.
00:07:53I mean, what's your first name?
00:07:57It's Edith.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00I think I'll just stick with Block if that's all right with you.
00:08:04I'd appreciate that.
00:08:06You know, back in my day, we didn't have any vice girls.
00:08:24But I've decided, uh, it ain't a bad idea.
00:08:41Inside.
00:08:42You know, your name sounds really familiar to me.
00:08:54Block.
00:08:56Are you sure we never worked together before?
00:08:58I don't think so.
00:09:00I've watched in San Francisco most of my career.
00:09:02Frisco?
00:09:03Love that town.
00:09:05Great seafood.
00:09:06Hey, guys.
00:09:36Got it.
00:09:37You're that cop that got her partner shot because you were too tough to call for backup.
00:09:40That's enough, Beasley.
00:09:41No, no, no.
00:09:42I knew she looked familiar.
00:09:43I remember now.
00:09:44You know what everybody's saying?
00:09:45That in a way, you killed your own partner.
00:09:49Hey.
00:09:50That incident was a year ago.
00:09:53I have been totally cleared of all allegations.
00:09:57Now, as of 12 noon today, I'm back on the force.
00:10:02Understand?
00:10:03You got a case summary for me?
00:10:05I left it on the bar.
00:10:07Great.
00:10:09Captain said you were my disposal.
00:10:11Hey, wait.
00:10:11Hey, hey, hey.
00:10:12Where are you going?
00:10:14Your cuffs.
00:10:15Did we lose him?
00:10:41Yeah, of course we did.
00:10:43Nobody can catch us.
00:10:45What did you get?
00:10:47A box of paper clips, a fancy pen, and it looks like an adjustable date stamp.
00:10:56All's I got was some stationery.
00:11:00Well, I can use the pen and the stationery and write all our loyal friends and loving families
00:11:08thank yous.
00:11:09Yeah, all we need are some stamps.
00:11:11Actually, I'm looking at my only friend.
00:11:16Jesse?
00:11:17Yeah?
00:11:18You think it was a stupid idea to rob a stationery store?
00:11:21You mean, instead of, like, fruit stand or the bank or something?
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:28Hey, Jesse.
00:11:44Polly.
00:11:45Hey, Coop.
00:11:46Want to buy a pen?
00:11:47Let's see it.
00:11:50Two bucks.
00:11:51Tell you what.
00:11:53Got some stuff here, just a blanket and some food.
00:11:56How about we make a trade?
00:11:59For a cop, you're not too bad.
00:12:01So did you guys check out that runaway shelter yet?
00:12:04Yeah, we checked it out.
00:12:06Somebody stole Jesse's shoes the first night.
00:12:08Shoes?
00:12:09Oh, Jesus.
00:12:11Sorry about that.
00:12:12You know, I might have an extra pair of land around somewhere.
00:12:14Will you just stop trying to help us?
00:12:16We're doing fine, okay?
00:12:18Thanks anyway, Coop, but, um, I stole them back.
00:12:22Listen, there's something else, and it's really important.
00:12:25There's been a few murders around here.
00:12:27Young kids just like you.
00:12:29A few murders?
00:12:30I count nine.
00:12:31Where have you been?
00:12:32Polly, she's just trying to help.
00:12:33She's right.
00:12:34It's nine.
00:12:35Did you know that last girl, Michelle?
00:12:37You're even dumber than I thought.
00:12:39Of course we knew her.
00:12:40Take it easy, Polly.
00:12:41Did you ever see her talking to anybody, or...?
00:12:43I didn't see anything.
00:12:44Michelle was a very nice kid.
00:12:46Look, she's just really, really stupid, and Jessie and I aren't stupid.
00:12:49I know you're not stupid, Polly.
00:12:53All right, just be careful, okay?
00:12:55Thanks for the stuff.
00:12:58I'll see you around.
00:13:02Bye, Coop.
00:13:05Man, you dug into her.
00:13:08Come on, she's just looking out for us.
00:13:10The only person Coop is looking out for is herself.
00:13:16I'm going to go.
00:13:25This is Cooper.
00:13:26Leave a message.
00:13:28Cooper, this is John.
00:13:32John Russo, I left a couple of messages before, and...
00:13:36I know.
00:13:37I'm sorry I've been so busy.
00:13:38I just thought that after the other night, um, that it's, uh...
00:13:43Well, I wanted to see you again, and I could take you on a proper date.
00:13:49What's a proper date?
00:13:51Well, I guess, um, just give me a call, okay?
00:13:54Five, five, five, six, three, seven, three.
00:13:57Bye.
00:13:58Too eager, Russo.
00:14:21Strangulation, just like the others.
00:14:22I'd say she was killed someplace else, though, then dropped here.
00:14:31You okay?
00:14:34What?
00:14:37Jessie.
00:14:38Her name's Jessie.
00:14:40You knew her?
00:14:41I'm sorry.
00:14:42I wonder if that was even a real name.
00:14:46I was just talking to them yesterday.
00:14:49She's 15.
00:14:51Was 15.
00:14:53Them?
00:14:55She and her friend, Holly.
00:14:58Well, maybe she saw something.
00:15:03Let's calm this crime scene.
00:15:05Can't afford to miss a thing, not a single thing.
00:15:07Detective, this one found her body.
00:15:10What's her name?
00:15:12Crystal.
00:15:15What happened, Crystal?
00:15:17I had some business to conduct here in the alley.
00:15:20You had business with whom?
00:15:21Forget it.
00:15:22He's long gone.
00:15:25All right.
00:15:25Go on.
00:15:26So, like I already told the cop, me and the guy, walk down the alley, bam, there's this dead body.
00:15:33He freaks out and takes off.
00:15:35I have a little bit of a conscience, so I call the cops.
00:15:37You didn't see anything else?
00:15:39No.
00:15:41All right, thanks.
00:15:42Take down her address if she has one.
00:15:45Two interesting items over by the body.
00:15:48What's this?
00:15:49Lens cap.
00:15:50Looks new.
00:15:53Yep.
00:15:53And this.
00:15:55What is it, a piece of plastic?
00:15:57But it's new.
00:15:57There's no dirt on it.
00:15:59It's shrink wrap.
00:16:00It says Hi-8 Super Crown.
00:16:04Videotape.
00:16:05That's right.
00:16:06You have a good one.
00:16:24We're out of here.
00:16:25We're out of here.
00:16:27Orange.
00:16:27Yes.
00:16:28We're out.
00:16:28We're out of here.
00:16:29Oh, my God.
00:16:59I think I might have seen something.
00:17:09Sweetie, what guy's up?
00:17:11Yeah, he's in the pool room.
00:17:13I told him I was thinking about putting some strippers in here, and I needed his advice.
00:17:17And, well, he bought it and trotted right on over here.
00:17:20Listen, you girls be careful, because he's on something.
00:17:23No problem.
00:17:25Sweetie, thanks, I owe you one.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:28Remember, we need this guy.
00:17:29This has got to work.
00:17:31Locke, Wolfgang Luck does not carry a weapon.
00:17:34We're just going to talk to him.
00:17:36Think of it as a conversation piece.
00:17:46Hold it, fights!
00:17:48Fuck you.
00:17:50Didn't they teach you anything in prison, Wolfie?
00:17:52I don't have to send you back there.
00:17:53Up yours, babe.
00:18:01Wow.
00:18:02Maybe you can teach me that sometime.
00:18:04It would be my pleasure.
00:18:05Penny for your thoughts.
00:18:11Dollar for your death.
00:18:13Oh, I just love these little impromptu gatherings, don't you, Wolfie?
00:18:16Oh, I ain't saying shit to you till I see my lawyer.
00:18:19Well, you know, you might not need your lawyer.
00:18:21Hey, sweetie, give me a beer here for my pal Wolfgang.
00:18:24Block?
00:18:25Tomato juice.
00:18:26Oh, what is this, a goddamn tea party?
00:18:28Oh, yeah, Wolfie.
00:18:29And you're the guest of honor.
00:18:31We need a favor, and frankly, you owe us one.
00:18:37About three grams of favor, I'd say.
00:18:44I guess you've heard there's been a rash of killings.
00:18:46Yeah, hookers.
00:18:48Kids!
00:18:49Street kids!
00:18:51Yeah?
00:18:52Well, I don't do kids, and I never whacked anybody before.
00:18:55Hey, what's this all about?
00:18:56Get on with us, okay?
00:18:58What, are you in a hurry?
00:18:58Yeah, I gotta fuckin' pedicure it, too.
00:19:02You still own that adult video store down on Central?
00:19:04Maybe.
00:19:05You know what maybe gets you these days, Wolfie?
00:19:08About ten years in the big house.
00:19:10And considering your past indiscretions,
00:19:12I think they might even keep you longer.
00:19:15Yeah, yeah, I own the place.
00:19:16Big deal.
00:19:18Hey, can I get some of that beer?
00:19:19I'm dying here.
00:19:20Some of these kids.
00:19:25Russo, you never call?
00:19:27Cooper, this is Lieutenant Mindy Turner.
00:19:33Chandler brought her on.
00:19:34She's your tech support.
00:19:35I know Mindy.
00:19:36I requested her.
00:19:37Hello, Coop.
00:19:39Lieutenant, this is Detective Block.
00:19:43I know Block.
00:19:45Well, great, then we're all friends here.
00:19:47Russo, what do you got?
00:19:48What about him?
00:19:49What about my beer?
00:19:51Oh, don't worry about Wolfie.
00:19:53He's just about to sign on with the Vice Girls.
00:19:55Vice Girls?
00:19:55That's cute.
00:19:59Listen, we got a link here for what it's worth.
00:20:02Turner?
00:20:03The lens cap found at the scene comes from a Hi-8 video camera,
00:20:07which would match the Hi-8 shrink wrap.
00:20:09They film a lot of pornography on this type of camera.
00:20:12They're not too expensive, and the quality is pretty good.
00:20:14What do you think about it, Turner?
00:20:15Well, I'd say somebody was taping the killings.
00:20:19Snuff films, perhaps?
00:20:23Ooh.
00:20:24And snuff films sell for lots of money, don't they, Wolfie?
00:20:27Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.
00:20:30I'm only into what's legal.
00:20:32Anyway, I'm a fine, upstanding member of the community now.
00:20:36I try and stay away from that stuff.
00:20:40Well, we've got a list of suspects here.
00:20:42I want you to invite them to your little, uh, autograph party.
00:20:45What?
00:20:46That'll fuck my business!
00:20:47Yeah, you're already fucked, Wolfgang!
00:20:49Coop, I need a word.
00:20:50You think about it.
00:20:51Dolvecchio, in my office.
00:21:05So, what's up, Russo?
00:21:08Well, um, I wanted to talk to you about the party the other night.
00:21:15You and I at the party, and, you know, what happened and all.
00:21:18But, um, I just, I get the feeling that you don't.
00:21:22I don't what?
00:21:24You just don't want to talk about it.
00:21:26Oh, on the contrary, Russo.
00:21:28I'd love to talk about it.
00:21:30I had a great time.
00:21:31What about you?
00:21:33Well, yeah, uh, you know.
00:21:35I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a great time, too, actually.
00:21:39Great, then everybody's happy.
00:21:43So, were you gonna, uh, join me for a tinkle here, or what?
00:21:48No.
00:21:48Oh, you bitch!
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:55Oh!
00:21:58Oh!
00:22:03Oh!
00:22:05Hey, hey, hey, what the hell's going on here?
00:22:08I thought we were all friends.
00:22:11Detective Turner knew my...
00:22:12partner.
00:22:14Shit.
00:22:23Are you happy, Turner?
00:22:24Her partner was my friend.
00:22:26What, do you think she did it on purpose?
00:22:28That's not the point!
00:22:29That is entirely the point, Mindy.
00:22:32Do you think she's the first cop that ever made a mistake?
00:22:36Lost a partner in the line of duty?
00:22:38All right, maybe she should have called for a backup.
00:22:41She didn't.
00:22:42Maybe she thought she could handle it.
00:22:45I made a mistake like that once myself.
00:22:50We all make mistakes.
00:22:53We do things that we regret for the rest of our lives.
00:22:58Look, you're cops.
00:23:04People get killed.
00:23:05That is the goddamn job.
00:23:09So why don't you get out there
00:23:11and do the job you've been hired to do.
00:23:15Catch that killer.
00:23:16I'm all right.
00:23:30I just love female bonding.
00:23:32Who doesn't?
00:23:33Why don't you shut the hell up?
00:23:36All right, here's the deal.
00:23:38You help us out
00:23:39and we forget about your little sinus condition.
00:23:43You chicks are nuts!
00:23:44Fuck me.
00:24:02How's it going, Quentin?
00:24:03It's going great, Mr. Love.
00:24:05We're selling out of everything.
00:24:06You know, this is just like a real movie set.
00:24:09Dominique Starr right here in the store,
00:24:11the cops in the back with a sting operation.
00:24:13Will you keep your mouth shut about that, you idiot?
00:24:15Sorry, boss.
00:24:17Do you think you could introduce me to Dominique Starr?
00:24:20All right.
00:24:21Look, just don't go on about the movies the way you do, okay?
00:24:24Say hello, nice to meet you, goodbye, and that's it.
00:24:28Got it?
00:24:29Got it.
00:24:30Go.
00:24:30Excuse me, Dominique, this is my store clerk, Quentin.
00:24:45He wanted to meet you.
00:24:47Quixi, nice to meet you.
00:24:49Nice suit.
00:24:50Thanks.
00:24:52You know, Miss Starr, I'm a big fan of yours.
00:24:54I've seen all your movies.
00:24:56And I'm a filmmaker, too.
00:24:58Maybe we could get together sometime and discuss the state of the cinema,
00:25:02trends and applications.
00:25:04Nice to meet you.
00:25:06Goodbye.
00:25:07Nice to meet you.
00:25:08Goodbye.
00:25:09Bye-bye.
00:25:10Bye-bye.
00:25:10Bye-bye.
00:25:10Bye-bye.
00:25:12Bye-bye.
00:25:14Bye-bye.
00:25:18Bye-bye.
00:25:20Mr. Trope, how are you?
00:25:23I'm fine, just fine.
00:25:25Listen, you asked me to let you know if I ran into anything special in the area of your interest.
00:25:32Oh, like that last item.
00:25:34That was superlative.
00:25:36Listen, I have a live item today.
00:25:39Very tender.
00:25:40You might say a young nubile.
00:25:44Oh, a nubile, you don't say.
00:25:47I do say, Mr. Trope.
00:25:50And for a mere 60 bucks, she'll do her little schoolgirl dance for you.
00:25:54Right now, live.
00:25:57Well, Mr. Love, I happen to have three 20s right here in my pocket.
00:26:01Will 60 do?
00:26:0260's perfect.
00:26:04Just go on back, right through the door.
00:26:06You know the way.
00:26:07Thank you, Mr. Love.
00:26:08Thank you very much.
00:27:02Excuse me, miss.
00:27:10This is the schoolgirl dance, isn't it?
00:27:16What?
00:27:25Let me zoom in on him.
00:27:29Well?
00:27:32Here.
00:27:33I'll turn up the volume in the left breast.
00:27:38No, it's not him.
00:27:39I don't think so.
00:27:41Well, I mean, it's hard to tell.
00:27:42It was so dark.
00:27:43What I mean is, you're not.
00:27:50You've got to be 25 years old.
00:27:53You, sir, are an insulting pedophile.
00:27:56And I was told you were 12.
00:27:59Vice, you're busted.
00:28:01What?
00:28:02Tape anything interesting on that video camera, Mr. Trope?
00:28:05Why?
00:28:06Where's your lens cap?
00:28:07I lost it.
00:28:08Yeah, right.
00:28:08Come on, let's go.
00:28:10But I didn't do anything.
00:28:11Yeah, well, we'll think of something.
00:28:12Come on, give me a break.
00:28:13I have to make a little adjustment here.
00:28:19Excuse me.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:22I must admit, Turner, this is the most intriguing surveillance device I've ever operated.
00:28:27Thanks.
00:28:28Just be careful of the nipples.
00:28:31They're very sensitive.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:44Send back one more.
00:28:45You got it.
00:28:53Hey, this ain't what I paid for.
00:28:56Really?
00:28:56No, it's not him.
00:29:02No, it's not him.
00:29:32No, it's not him.
00:30:02No, it's not him.
00:30:14No, it's not him.
00:30:22No, it's not him.
00:30:27She must have taken off.
00:30:43Who?
00:30:44Polly.
00:30:45The whole place is empty.
00:30:46Wolfgang's got it all locked up.
00:30:49When the hell did she slip out?
00:30:50I don't know, but I think she really felt bad about coming up short today.
00:30:55Yeah, but that's not her fault.
00:30:56She is only 15.
00:31:00The captain finds out we lost the one person who might have seen...
00:31:03Too late.
00:31:07He just found out.
00:31:10Don't you ever knock, captain?
00:31:11I take it you accomplished nothing here other than losing the one person who saw the killer?
00:31:16Am I right?
00:31:17We'll find her.
00:31:18Let me see if I got this straight.
00:31:19You three meter maids spent a whole day trying to finger a perk with a 15-year-old hooker who might have seen something somewhere.
00:31:31Russo tells me a simple lineup of suspects wasn't good enough for you.
00:31:34Well, I didn't exactly say that.
00:31:36Shut up, Russo.
00:31:36You had to go through this whole straight.
00:31:39Is that it?
00:31:40The facts exactly, sir.
00:31:43Block.
00:31:47If I were you, I'd start getting serious about doing my job.
00:31:51Just one more thing.
00:31:57While you three were goofing off, there was another murder.
00:32:05Let's go, Russo.
00:32:06Sorry, Coop.
00:32:17Why don't you three badge bimbos get the hell out of my store?
00:32:23Bad timing.
00:32:26Very bad timing.
00:32:27Dad, forget about it!
00:32:29Dad, forget about it!
00:32:31Sounds like my little speech worked.
00:32:34I hope so.
00:32:34I still need you to keep an eye on Coop.
00:32:37She tends to bend the rules a little too much.
00:32:40I don't want her to screw up this case.
00:32:44Stay on top of her.
00:32:46Understand?
00:32:49I will, sir.
00:32:54You know, an obvious thing has occurred to me in the captain's absence.
00:32:57How can a scum sucker like you be in this business and not know about snuff films?
00:33:02Where to get them?
00:33:03Who makes them?
00:33:03You know, ladies, I think Wolfie here knows far more than he's letting on.
00:33:10Now, you see this gun?
00:33:13Poor little gun.
00:33:15It only has one bullet.
00:33:19But where?
00:33:20Now, every time I ask you a question and you don't tell me what I want to hear, I pull the trigger.
00:33:30You didn't answer me.
00:33:31That's one.
00:33:32Please don't, don't, don't.
00:33:34Two!
00:33:35Jesus Christ, you didn't even ask me a question.
00:33:37Tell me what I want to know.
00:33:38I don't know anything.
00:33:40I don't handle that stuff.
00:33:42I swear to you.
00:33:44Maybe.
00:33:45Three's a charm, then.
00:33:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:46It's in a file cabinet in the second drawer.
00:33:50Check it, Locke.
00:33:52You better not be playing with me, Wolfgang.
00:33:54It's empty.
00:33:55It's in there.
00:33:56It's in there.
00:33:56It's taped up underneath, I swear.
00:33:59Got it.
00:34:03Thanks, Wolfie.
00:34:04Here's a little party favor for you.
00:34:10Ooh, that was good.
00:34:13I want some more.
00:34:14Is your friend still...
00:34:15Hey, what the hell are you doing with that?
00:34:18Hey, hey, no!
00:34:25Good Lord.
00:34:27Well, there's not much to go on.
00:34:30Yeah, but it's all we've got.
00:34:34Listen, Wolfgang.
00:34:37You're going to get us an introduction to the person who made this tape.
00:34:40Fuck me.
00:34:43What am I doing here?
00:34:45I'm supposed to be tech support.
00:34:47Stop complaining.
00:34:48We're undercover.
00:34:49I'm a little bit too undercover for my liking.
00:34:51I think you look great, babe.
00:34:53Are you afraid?
00:34:54Certainly not.
00:34:57Then, Pep?
00:34:58Pet him?
00:34:59Mr. Love, you skanky smut peddler.
00:35:15Glad you could make it.
00:35:17And Julie?
00:35:19As you can see, I deliver.
00:35:22This is Jan, Edith, and Mindy.
00:35:27Mindy!
00:35:28An ancient name.
00:35:31I watched you walk in.
00:35:33Reminded me of that beautiful goddess Isis.
00:35:35You must have me confused with some other goddess.
00:35:40Mindy, what?
00:35:41You know, it's right.
00:35:42These babes really dig your movies.
00:35:45Films, Wolfgang.
00:35:46Films.
00:35:47Oh, yes.
00:35:48We love all your films.
00:35:49Really?
00:35:50Come all ye faithful.
00:35:52A holiday classic.
00:35:54Is that your video camera?
00:35:55Oh, one of many.
00:35:56Marvelous little device, really.
00:35:58The Night of the Naughty Necrophiliac.
00:36:01I loved it.
00:36:03It looks like you lost your lens cap.
00:36:04Well, aren't you the observant little cinematographer?
00:36:07The Island of Dr. Lesbo.
00:36:10Now that's a movie.
00:36:13Mindy, it's clear to me that you are a true sextilectual.
00:36:16It's funny your friends don't look it up.
00:36:19We don't?
00:36:20No.
00:36:21What do we look like?
00:36:23Cops.
00:36:28I'm kidding!
00:36:29Relax, eh-vous!
00:36:34Wolfgang, why don't you show Jan and Edith to the dance floor?
00:36:39I'll entertain Mindy.
00:36:42I, um...
00:36:43Let's dance.
00:36:46Loose them out, Bob.
00:36:55Wickets!
00:36:55Wickets!
00:37:06Jermaine, you're one heck of a dancer.
00:37:08Isis, you're my wet dream come true.
00:37:22Well, hello there, darling.
00:37:25Hello, Elvis.
00:37:26Tell them.
00:37:27Thank you very much.
00:37:28Cheryl, you really think you're the only one whose libido is manipulated by external forces.
00:37:35Well, I hope not.
00:37:37I strongly resent having my libido pulled to and fro by every Madison Avenue huckster,
00:37:43not to mention Hollywood and its minions.
00:37:45Congratulations.
00:37:46Thank you very much for being on MATT.
00:37:51Oh, you're my wet dream.
00:38:02Oh, look.
00:38:07See you.
00:38:11Oh!
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:15Hey!
00:38:17Oh!
00:38:19Yeah! Oh, baby!
00:38:21Mmm!
00:38:23Mmm!
00:38:25Oh!
00:38:27Oh!
00:38:29Hey!
00:38:31Mmm!
00:38:33Hey!
00:38:35Oh!
00:38:47Fascinating.
00:38:55I mean, I split and I go home and I get in the shower
00:38:59and all of a sudden I'm staring at the shower head.
00:39:03And, you know, I'm staring at it
00:39:05and I start thinking, what if shower heads could talk?
00:39:07Well, I'm planning on becoming
00:39:09a really big,
00:39:11big star.
00:39:13What if the damn thing had eyes?
00:39:15What if it's looking at me?
00:39:17Hey, what if it's looking at me right now?
00:39:23So, Isis,
00:39:25you're quite sure you'd like to work in film?
00:39:27My film?
00:39:29Jolaine, it's a dream come true.
00:39:31That's good.
00:39:33I'll arrange a little...
00:39:35audition.
00:39:37Detective Cooper?
00:39:39What are you doing here?
00:39:41I don't cover quite any cool yet.
00:39:43You've certainly got the look down for this party,
00:39:45Detective Cooper.
00:39:47My friends call me Coop.
00:39:49How'd you get into this party anyway?
00:39:51I thought it was pretty exclusive.
00:39:52It's all who you know.
00:39:53You know, I'm kind of Trillian's protege.
00:39:55He's actually quite brilliant.
00:39:57And he's very, very well respected in the genre.
00:39:59You snuck in, didn't you?
00:40:01You think I'm part of the kitchen staff.
00:40:05What are you looking for down there?
00:40:07Actually, I...
00:40:09No, don't tell me. You lost your lens cap.
00:40:11Yeah, did you find it?
00:40:13No.
00:40:15So, yeah, yeah, so I jumped out of the shower.
00:40:20I couldn't take it anymore.
00:40:26Tango?
00:40:27Why not?
00:40:36It appeared that Trillian has made his choice.
00:40:38You think she'll be okay?
00:40:40My impression has been that Minty can take care of herself.
00:40:43She really nailed you with that beer bottle.
00:40:46I would remind you that she took me by surprise.
00:40:49Well, no sense embracing an open bar.
00:40:52Come on, Bob.
00:40:53Coop, I told you, I don't drink.
00:40:55I know, but maybe they've got some imported guava juice or something.
00:40:58Come on.
00:40:59Hmm.
00:41:00I quite like guava juice.
00:41:05I haven't showered since. I can't. I can't.
00:41:08Fred, I think you're full of crap.
00:41:13I've been thinking about my older days.
00:41:16And I'm wondering if I'm wasting my life.
00:41:20To me, the creative act is one of struggle.
00:41:23An effervescent battle between heaven and earth.
00:41:26A throbbing, thrusting, undulating...
00:41:30Idiot!
00:41:32Mr. Trillian.
00:41:33Mr. Trillian.
00:41:36I don't know you.
00:41:37How did you get into my party?
00:41:39Actually, I...
00:41:40Where did you get that video camera?
00:41:42Did you steal it?
00:41:44Absolutely not, sir.
00:41:45I'm a filmmaker, too.
00:41:47And I'm your biggest fan.
00:41:48A fan!
00:41:50Well...
00:41:51Do you mind?
00:41:52I'd be honored.
00:41:53Now, get out.
00:41:55But I've seen all your movies.
00:41:56Get out before I have you thrown out.
00:41:58Out.
00:42:00Now.
00:42:01We have got to get her out of there before she blows our cover.
00:42:03Come on, you can at least try and walk.
00:42:04I can walk.
00:42:05This is bad.
00:42:06This is very bad.
00:42:07You guys ignoring me.
00:42:08We're not ignoring you.
00:42:09Let's go!
00:42:10I just love you guys.
00:42:15I'm flying.
00:42:16You're not.
00:42:17Come on, love me.
00:42:18We're not.
00:42:19Here you go.
00:42:20I've got to get her out of there before she blows our cover.
00:42:21Come on, we can at least try and walk.
00:42:22You see what?
00:42:23This is bad.
00:42:24This is very bad.
00:42:25Are you guys ignoring me?
00:42:26We're not ignoring you.
00:42:27Let's go!
00:42:28I just love you guys.
00:42:31I'm fine.
00:42:32You're not.
00:42:34Come on, love me.
00:42:35Here we go.
00:42:36You quit looking at me like that, Block? I know my limit.
00:42:51Well, it doesn't appear that you do.
00:42:54Look, thanks for the ride, Block. Good night.
00:42:59Do you need anything before I go?
00:43:00Well, um, there's some aspirin on the bookshelf in my dining room.
00:43:08Could you bring me four?
00:43:30Here.
00:43:49Where do you have a picture of you and Polly?
00:43:55Detector? What does this picture mean?
00:43:58It's none of your goddamn business.
00:43:59This girl is involved in the investigation of several homicides.
00:44:04If you don't tell me the nature of this picture, I'll have no other choice than to involve Captain Chandler.
00:44:08Yeah, you're a good cop, Block. You're gonna loosen up a little.
00:44:17Look, I haven't done anything wrong unless you call having a picture of my sister in my home crime.
00:44:23Your sister?
00:44:24Yeah, Polly's my sister.
00:44:26My parents were killed three years ago by it.
00:44:31It doesn't matter. They're dead, right?
00:44:35Polly came to live with me.
00:44:38It just didn't work.
00:44:40You know, I mean, we fought all the time.
00:44:43Well, I mean, I drank and she fought.
00:44:48I tried to convince her to come home and she just wouldn't.
00:44:52You know, I've tried and I've tried, but she...
00:44:54You have not tried hard enough.
00:44:58You know, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't worry about her and wonder what scumbag she might have to...
00:45:06She's a big girl, Block, you know?
00:45:09Oh, Polly is 15 years old.
00:45:13She's 15!
00:45:19Good night, Block.
00:45:19But why did he pick me?
00:45:40I'm just supposed to be tech support.
00:45:42Oh, relax, Melissa.
00:45:43You techies are always fantasizing about getting down and dirty.
00:45:46Here's your chance.
00:45:47You ladies okay?
00:45:48Yeah, sweetie, we're fine.
00:45:51Listen, I'll hire you another one.
00:45:53You got that right.
00:45:55What are you doing, anyway?
00:45:56Modern science, sweetie.
00:45:58Mindy rigged up this high-tech bullet bra.
00:46:01It's coming pretty handy.
00:46:02It's got audio-visual capabilities, computerized chassis, and it's fully adjustable.
00:46:09This way she can keep in contact with Block and myself at all times.
00:46:12And the underwire acts as the antenna.
00:46:14Okay, let's check that nipple focus.
00:46:27Looks good from here.
00:46:29Picture perfect.
00:46:31Switching to tracking.
00:46:33Great.
00:46:33Also, should Trulene want to take her elsewhere for the audition, we can track her for miles with this thing.
00:46:39Hey, there we are.
00:46:40I'm impressed.
00:46:41What are you staring at?
00:46:48I was just contemplating whether perspiration could cause any kind of electrical shock.
00:46:53It's fully grounded.
00:46:55Where are you going to hide your peace?
00:46:56Don't ask.
00:46:57Hey, sweetie.
00:46:59Yeah, how are you doing, buddy?
00:46:59Good, man.
00:47:01Block.
00:47:02Wow.
00:47:04Mindy, you look slutty.
00:47:06Thanks, Russo.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:09Detective?
00:47:12Russo?
00:47:16Well, I just came by to see if you needed anything.
00:47:19We don't need your help, Russo.
00:47:21You're the one who sent Chandler to Wolfgang's Video Store after us in the first place.
00:47:25It was not pleasant.
00:47:26Well, I just did it by the book, Cooper.
00:47:29Section 12, paragraph 4.
00:47:30No, that's your problem, Russo.
00:47:32You're a friggin' bookworm.
00:47:33Coop, I suggest we don't have time for this right now.
00:47:36Bookworm?
00:47:37Well, thank you very much, Vice Girl.
00:47:40In my office now.
00:47:51Very nice.
00:47:56What?
00:48:12And I hope that's perfectly clear, Mr. Russo.
00:48:17What happened?
00:48:18Where's Russo?
00:48:19You know, Coop, I think you should take it easy on the guy.
00:48:22I think he's got a crush on you.
00:48:24Think so?
00:48:25So, everybody ready?
00:48:27Block?
00:48:27Ready.
00:48:28Mindy?
00:48:29Ready.
00:48:30Sweetie?
00:48:31For a guy that ain't going no place, I guess I'm ready.
00:48:33Great.
00:48:34Let's do it.
00:48:36Take it easy, girls.
00:48:42Good luck.
00:48:45Oh, my God, there's Polly.
00:48:49Where the hell have you been?
00:48:51Leave me alone.
00:48:53Polly, what's happened?
00:48:55Look, why don't you just get back in the car with your friends and leave me the hell alone?
00:48:59Polly, why the hell did you run out on us?
00:49:01I couldn't ID the guy.
00:49:04It was too dark that night.
00:49:05I thought I could, but I couldn't.
00:49:08Polly, can't you see if you...
00:49:10I know what you're going to say.
00:49:11You're going to tell me to get off the streets and go live with you.
00:49:13What is with this sudden interest in my life?
00:49:16What, you run out of money for booze?
00:49:22Polly!
00:49:22Polly!
00:49:22Polly!
00:49:30Come in, I...
00:49:43Polly!
00:49:44I don't know what you're doing.
00:50:11Oh, mighty Isis.
00:50:17Chalain.
00:50:18Come in, my beloved.
00:50:27I won't be long, dear.
00:50:28I'm just shooting a very emotional scene upstairs.
00:50:30Pivotal moment for the characters, really.
00:50:32Oh, I'm so weary of lifting everyone up, up, up.
00:50:34Although it is creatively invigorating.
00:50:37Don't go away now.
00:50:38I do so love auditions.
00:50:41I just got stage fright.
00:50:56Okay, I'm out.
00:51:01Doing some snooping.
00:51:04Switching to visual.
00:51:06All right.
00:51:08I did a lot of work.
00:51:09Well, I'm not.
00:51:09I'm out.
00:51:10I'm out.
00:51:11I'm out.
00:51:12I'm out.
00:51:18I'm out.
00:51:20I'm out.
00:51:21All right.
00:51:24Nothing downstairs.
00:51:40I'm going to go to the second floor.
00:51:45Be careful, Melissa.
00:51:47She can't hear you.
00:51:49I know.
00:51:54I'm upstairs.
00:52:11Here's the people moaning.
00:52:14Must be the movie.
00:52:15It sounds pretty fake.
00:52:18I'm going to take a peek.
00:52:24She lands in there.
00:52:38I think he's got a gun.
00:52:39This doesn't feel right, Block.
00:52:40Get in there.
00:52:41I'll call for backup and be right behind you.
00:52:48Good, good, good, Bob.
00:52:49Now move aside.
00:52:52Hey, what the hell?
00:52:53No, don't.
00:52:57Vice, everybody freeze.
00:53:06What's going on?
00:53:07This isn't in the script.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here?
00:53:13It's a movie.
00:53:15What?
00:53:16Fake bullets, fake blood.
00:53:18She's fine.
00:53:20You're fine, right?
00:53:21Fine.
00:53:22Fine.
00:53:23Yeah, fine.
00:53:24Don't shoot me, mighty Isis.
00:53:26I don't have a gun, Trelane, or I just might.
00:53:29It was an accident.
00:53:30You startled me.
00:53:31Isis, you're magnificent, stupendous,
00:53:34sexational.
00:53:36Trelane, what is going on here?
00:53:38We're making magic, of course.
00:53:40And, well, simply buckets of money.
00:53:43The really sick people out there think it's real,
00:53:44Trelane, I'm only too happy to supply the illusion.
00:53:49How old are you?
00:53:51Uh, 21.
00:53:53Yeah, let's see your ID.
00:53:54I left it in my other pants.
00:53:56What other pants?
00:53:57You're not wearing any pants.
00:53:58How old are you?
00:54:00Seventeen.
00:54:02Seventeen.
00:54:03I'm surrounded by vipers.
00:54:08Book them.
00:54:08Oh, wait.
00:54:28Oh, wait.
00:54:28Yes, yes, she was fine.
00:54:51But you know how it is.
00:54:53They only seem to last through one film.
00:54:55The cops, well they had to let me go.
00:55:00My lawyer is too good for them.
00:55:02Besides, what do you think they have on me?
00:55:04A 17 year old hooker?
00:55:06She'll never testify.
00:55:08You can trust me on that one.
00:55:11Yes, it was a good thing I was firing blanks.
00:55:14But the footage does not look good.
00:55:16I think we'll have to go back to tried and true methods.
00:55:20Yes, I got some good possibilities at the party.
00:55:24Hm?
00:55:29I'm well aware of that, Steve.
00:55:31Well, you'll just have to stall them.
00:55:33All right, this is grandma's recipe.
00:55:38She's probably looking down at us in complete shock that I'm cooking, let alone cooking her
00:55:55soup.
00:55:56Let me see that thermometer.
00:55:58Hey, looks like that aspirin worked.
00:55:58You're getting better already.
00:56:00Go ahead, eat.
00:56:14Remember this day?
00:56:21Yeah, I remember it.
00:56:26Before I knew what a lush was.
00:56:28Look, Polly, I know I've been a rotten sister.
00:56:35I know I've let you down.
00:56:37Nobody's perfect.
00:56:38I mean, I'm not.
00:56:39Mom and Dad being gone still really hurts.
00:56:42But what hurts me even more is knowing you're out there on the streets.
00:56:46I wish things could be different, you know?
00:56:51I mean, I just wish that you would make an effort.
00:56:55You could try.
00:56:56Spare me.
00:56:57I'm gonna go crash on the couch.
00:57:02I'm gonna go crash on the couch.
00:57:26Morning.
00:57:27Hi.
00:57:28I thought I'd make us some eggs.
00:57:33Is that okay?
00:57:34Yeah, it's great.
00:57:35Cooper?
00:57:36It's Block.
00:57:37Yeah, Block.
00:57:38What is it?
00:57:39We received a tape.
00:57:40What kind of a tape?
00:57:41It's the real thing.
00:57:42Apparently from our killer.
00:57:43It was addressed to you.
00:57:44All right, listen.
00:57:45Uh.
00:57:46What is it?
00:57:47We received a tape.
00:57:48What kind of a tape?
00:57:49It's the real thing.
00:57:51Apparently from our killer.
00:57:54It was addressed to you.
00:57:56All right, listen.
00:57:57Uh.
00:57:58Meet me at Sweetie's Bar.
00:57:59I don't wanna run into Chandler.
00:58:01Listen, Polly.
00:58:02I have to go.
00:58:03Yeah, well, me too.
00:58:04I gotta go.
00:58:05No, listen.
00:58:06Polly, I want you to stay here with me and be safe.
00:58:07Will you just try it?
00:58:08Please?
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11Great.
00:58:12I'll call you as soon as I can, all right?
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:15Okay.
00:58:16Great.
00:58:17I'll call you as soon as I can, all right?
00:58:18Okay.
00:58:19Sweetie, what can I say?
00:58:20Three.
00:58:21You owe me.
00:58:22Three.
00:58:23Yeah, I know.
00:58:24Let's see the tape.
00:58:25Let's see the tape.
00:58:26Okay.
00:58:27Okay.
00:58:28Great.
00:58:29I'll call you as soon as I can, all right?
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:31Sweetie, what can I say?
00:58:32Three.
00:58:33You owe me three.
00:58:34Yeah, I know.
00:58:35Let's see the tape.
00:58:37So, you're gonna make me a star?
00:59:05This is so cool.
00:59:14I feel like a real movie star.
00:59:26Great music.
00:59:29Towards you.
00:59:34I'm not.
00:59:35I'm not.
00:59:36I'm not.
00:59:37I'm not.
00:59:38I'm not.
00:59:39I'm not.
00:59:41I'm not.
00:59:42I'm not.
00:59:43I'm not.
00:59:44I'm not.
00:59:45I'm not.
00:59:46I'm not.
00:59:47I'm not.
00:59:48I'm not.
00:59:49I'm not.
00:59:50I'm not.
00:59:51That was no fake.
00:59:52Indeed.
00:59:53Analysis block?
00:59:54The brand name and likes that much is that of the Shrek Rock in evidence.
00:59:58It appears to be the same killer.
01:00:00Go on.
01:00:01Well, the killer's hand reaching from behind the camera appeared to be a man's hand.
01:00:06And based on the strength required for strangulation, I'd say that was a safe assumption.
01:00:10And this tape was dropped off, not mailed.
01:00:12That's correct.
01:00:18Take the tape back to headquarters.
01:00:20Start going through all the surveillance tapes of the precinct entrance.
01:00:22That will take some time.
01:00:23We'll then get going.
01:00:24Turner?
01:00:25Yes, Coop.
01:00:26How block?
01:00:27I was afraid you'd say that.
01:00:28Buy you a beer?
01:00:29What?
01:00:30A beer.
01:00:31Can I buy you a beer?
01:00:32What?
01:00:33A beer.
01:00:34Can I buy you a beer?
01:00:35Isn't it against regulations to drink on duty?
01:00:38It's 10 a.m. already.
01:00:39What are you, a bookworm or something?
01:00:41Look, I wanted to tell you that I just wanted, I've been trying to tell you that, I just wanted, I've been trying to tell you that, Yes, Detective?
01:00:51Well, you remember back at Tulane's mansion, right?
01:00:52Yes, I can recall that.
01:00:53I know you can remember it, block.
01:00:54Do you have to be so damn literal all the time?
01:00:55I do endeavor to be precise.
01:00:56Well, that's not the point, block.
01:00:57I'm trying to get the
01:01:17I do endeavor to be precise.
01:01:19Well, that's not the point, Locke.
01:01:21I'm trying to say thank you.
01:01:25Thank you?
01:01:26Yes.
01:01:27For what?
01:01:29For saving my life.
01:01:32Actually, I did not save your life.
01:01:36Trillium was firing blanks.
01:01:39Yeah, but you didn't know that when you jumped between us.
01:01:41And I just wanted to say thank you.
01:01:43I only did what any other trained law enforcement officer would have done.
01:01:47So your thank you is misplaced.
01:01:49I'm trying to say thank you, you idiot.
01:01:54You're welcome.
01:01:58And Locke?
01:02:00Yes?
01:02:01About what happened in San Francisco.
01:02:04I know you're a good cop.
01:02:10You know what, sweetie?
01:02:11I think I'll have coffee instead.
01:02:15Coffee?
01:02:18I'm turning over a new leaf.
01:02:20Coffee is a sensible drink.
01:02:22You want regular or decaf?
01:02:24Don't push it.
01:02:25All right, so what shall we toast to?
01:02:33Let's toast to family.
01:02:35We'll toast to family.
01:02:37To all the families all over the world.
01:02:40Carpe diem and...
01:02:42E pluribus unum and justice for all.
01:02:44You know, I didn't think what happened, Russo, but, uh, you may be coming around.
01:02:54Is that a good thing?
01:02:56Well, you passed the head test with flying colors.
01:02:58The head test?
01:03:00Great hat on demand.
01:03:01You're obedient, Russo.
01:03:03I like that in a love slave.
01:03:05What?
01:03:11What is it?
01:03:13Your tie.
01:03:14My tie?
01:03:15You like that?
01:03:16I don't know.
01:03:17On the tape.
01:03:19A tie.
01:03:20The victim had a skinny little tie around her neck.
01:03:24Where have I seen a tie like that before?
01:03:26I don't know.
01:03:26A tie-town?
01:03:27How could I be so stupid?
01:03:31What, um, what's the name of that guy, uh, the video guy, uh...
01:03:34Wolfgang Love?
01:03:35No, no, the other guy.
01:03:37Oh, Quentin?
01:03:38Yeah, exactly.
01:03:39Sweetie, give me the phone.
01:03:41Wait a minute.
01:03:41Are you talking about, uh, Wolfgang's assistant, that weird, quirky little guy, always wears the same outfit?
01:03:48That's the one.
01:03:49Gotta call Polly.
01:03:50His name's not Quentin.
01:03:52It's Arnold.
01:03:53Arnold, uh, uh, uh, Hillowitz.
01:03:55I know because I've checked his ID a dozen times just to bust his balls.
01:04:05Shit, no answer.
01:04:06Arnold Hillowitz?
01:04:08I'm sure of.
01:04:10Let's hit it, Russo.
01:04:15She's gone.
01:04:17He's got her.
01:04:18I can feel it.
01:04:19Maybe she just left on her own.
01:04:20No, this place is a mess.
01:04:23So what?
01:04:23Russo, Polly's not like that.
01:04:26And look, a street kid does not leave her jacket behind.
01:04:30Nah, it doesn't feel right.
01:04:32Something bad has happened.
01:04:34Get an APB out on Arnold Hillowitz, a.k.a.
01:04:37Quentin.
01:04:38Call Block and Turner at the station and have him meet you here.
01:04:41Then meet me at Wolfgang's video store.
01:04:43I'm taking your car.
01:04:45There you go.
01:04:46Shit.
01:05:07Shit.
01:05:09Shit.
01:05:10Shit.
01:05:11Oh, all locked up, Black.
01:05:36What do you think?
01:05:37A little persuasion.
01:05:38No, no, we don't have a search warrant.
01:05:40Bruce-o!
01:05:41Where's Coop?
01:05:42She should be here.
01:05:43Bruce-o!
01:05:46All right.
01:06:00Black!
01:06:01Bruce-o!
01:06:04He's dead.
01:06:05Oh, shit.
01:06:07I'll call the captain.
01:06:08You two need to find Coop.
01:06:09Coop's place first?
01:06:10There might be some clues there.
01:06:11Then Trillane's mansion.
01:06:12He should be empty.
01:06:13Go!
01:06:14Go!
01:06:15Go!
01:06:16Filowet, you murdering bastard!
01:06:17Where is my sister?!
01:06:20Hilliard, you murdering bastard, where is my sister?
01:06:31It's Quentin.
01:06:37Polly, are you okay?
01:06:40Has he done anything to you?
01:06:46Say something, Coop.
01:06:47I always knew you'd make an excellent actress.
01:06:49I just had to have you in one of my films.
01:06:52And now I've had the good fortune of snagging both Cooper sisters.
01:06:56What a coup!
01:06:58I know that you're both ready to give a really excellent performance.
01:07:02I'm not performing anything for you, you bastard.
01:07:05And that's the key, isn't it?
01:07:07You're not performing, and yet...
01:07:10What a performance.
01:07:13What are you talking about, Hilliard?
01:07:15I'm talking about how difficult it is to find somebody who can make it truly believable.
01:07:19You know what I mean?
01:07:22You're sick, Arnold.
01:07:23Arnold, never call me Arnold.
01:07:28And those other two, your partners?
01:07:47What are their names, Blockhead and Curly?
01:07:49They just don't have that special something that the camera loves.
01:07:56But you have it, Coop.
01:07:57And a nickname to boot.
01:08:00Look, if it's me you want, you've got me.
01:08:02Why don't you let Polly go?
01:08:04Oh, no.
01:08:05If I did that, I'd have to rewrite the entire script.
01:08:09And believe me, that can be a real pain in the ass for the director.
01:08:12You'd be lucky to direct traffic.
01:08:16That's what my ex-boss Wolfgang said.
01:08:18What do you mean, ex-boss?
01:08:21Oh, didn't you hear?
01:08:23Wolfgang went to that big peep show in the sky.
01:08:26Can you believe that bastard wanted me to work overtime?
01:08:30Well, forget it.
01:08:32Not for minimum wage.
01:08:33So I shoved a few of my favorite films down his throat, and that was that.
01:08:40Do you think I qualify for unemployment?
01:08:47Top five and no special order.
01:08:50It's easy.
01:08:51Godfather?
01:08:52Of course.
01:08:53Taxi driver?
01:08:54Naturally.
01:08:56Midnight cowboy?
01:08:57I love that one.
01:08:59How many is that?
01:09:00Three.
01:09:02Gosh, let's see.
01:09:03No special order, remember?
01:09:05Right.
01:09:06Thank God for that.
01:09:07I know.
01:09:09Oh!
01:09:10The Magnificent Seven.
01:09:13Interesting.
01:09:14One more.
01:09:19Guys and Dolls.
01:09:21Really?
01:09:22I would have never pegged you for a musical theater guy.
01:09:25Oh, yeah.
01:09:25I love that stuff.
01:09:27In fact, I'm hoping to make my life story into a musical someday.
01:09:31Kind of a...
01:09:32Neurotic thriller.
01:09:34Real song and dance, man, huh?
01:09:36You betcha.
01:09:38Hey!
01:09:39What are you trying to pull?
01:09:40You think I'm fresh out of film school or something?
01:09:42I believe this is your gun, Detective Cooper.
01:10:01I'm not usually much into firearms, although they do come in handy.
01:10:05I'm more of the hands-on type.
01:10:07I think you know what I mean.
01:10:10Did you get a chance to view my work?
01:10:12Your work?
01:10:14The tape I sent you.
01:10:15Oh, you're a sick fuck, Arnold.
01:10:19I said Quentin!
01:10:22So did you see it?
01:10:24Yeah, I saw it.
01:10:26What'd you think?
01:10:27Of what?
01:10:28Her performance.
01:10:31She was good?
01:10:34She stank!
01:10:36She couldn't take direction.
01:10:38She couldn't hit her marks.
01:10:39That girl couldn't act to save her life.
01:10:41Now it's your turn, Polly.
01:10:43Let's see what you can do.
01:10:44What do you say?
01:10:46Quentin, don't do it!
01:10:50Asshole, you killed Jesse.
01:10:52She couldn't take direction either.
01:10:54Polly!
01:10:55I'm sorry, Jan.
01:10:57It's my fault, everyone should be sorry.
01:11:00Hmm.
01:11:00That was pretty good, but let's try it once more.
01:11:03With feeling!
01:11:04No!
01:11:05No!
01:11:06Please, don't!
01:11:07Don't!
01:11:08Gee, Polly, you put the rest to shame.
01:11:10Let's loosen you up and see what you can do, huh?
01:11:12Now stand on the bed, Polly.
01:11:26Go ahead, Polly.
01:11:27It'll be all right.
01:11:29Do it, Polly!
01:11:30Stand on the bed!
01:11:31Now dance a jig.
01:11:42A cute little ditty that would make your parents proud.
01:11:45Don't have to do that, Polly.
01:11:47There you go again.
01:11:49One director, one set.
01:11:52You know, Polly, now would be a great time to tell them to go straight to hell.
01:11:58Go to hell.
01:11:59You're ruining everything.
01:12:04I know, Arnold.
01:12:07Get the gun, Polly!
01:12:10Back off!
01:12:11Untie me, Polly!
01:12:23Now dance.
01:12:25I said dance, Arnold!
01:12:29This is for Jesse!
01:12:34Please, vice!
01:12:35This is a close set.
01:12:42Cut!
01:12:42Jan, are you okay?
01:12:55Of course I'm okay.
01:12:58Block, untie me.
01:13:00He's dead, Jan.
01:13:02Oh.
01:13:03Are you okay?
01:13:05That's the question.
01:13:06I don't know.
01:13:09I'm shaking all over.
01:13:12What took you guys so long?
01:13:14We got here as soon as we could.
01:13:15Just in time, I'd say.
01:13:17I killed him.
01:13:20I killed the murderer.
01:13:21No, you didn't.
01:13:24No, you didn't.
01:13:25Detectives Turner and Block did it.
01:13:28But I shot him with your gun.
01:13:31No, it was Tulane's gun.
01:13:33It only shoots blanks.
01:13:36Now aren't you glad you didn't kill somebody?
01:13:37I was so scared.
01:13:45Oh, I know, sweetie.
01:13:47I know.
01:13:48But it's all over.
01:13:50And I promise you that no one is ever going to hurt you again.
01:13:54It's going to be okay.
01:14:03He's an ex-what?
01:14:05Agent.
01:14:06Turns out Quentin was Arnold Hillowitz's ex-Hollywood agent and big-time psycho.
01:14:10They all want to direct.
01:14:12When no one would let him behind the camera, he decided to branch out on his own.
01:14:15Coop, did you ever suspect that Quentin was after you?
01:14:18Not at all.
01:14:19I guess Polly must have been next on his list.
01:14:21He followed her to my house.
01:14:22I was his lucky bonus.
01:14:24It's a good thing Polly doesn't know the truth about that gun.
01:14:26What gun?
01:14:27Never mind.
01:14:29All right.
01:14:29Can I buy you a drink, Coop?
01:14:32No, thanks.
01:14:34How is Polly?
01:14:35Great.
01:14:36She's back at the house with me, and she's talking about going back to high school.
01:14:39It's hard to believe that we spent so much time at that video store with Polly trying to catch a killer.
01:14:43It was right under our noses.
01:14:45You know, it sure is.
01:14:46I remember this one time I was on this case, and it was in...
01:14:49Sorry, sweetie.
01:14:50You know, I've already heard this one.
01:14:51Would you excuse us for a minute?
01:14:52All right, but just one more thing, Coop.
01:14:56What's that?
01:14:58How in the world did Mindy and Block find Quentin's place?
01:15:03Sweetie, I'm surprised at you.
01:15:05That's an easy one.
01:15:06All it took was brains, brawn, and one hell of a bra.
01:15:17Come on.
01:15:18Okay.
01:15:19Well, okay.
01:15:21Okay.
01:15:28Okay.
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