- 7/3/2025
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00:00:30I need more!
00:01:00More?
00:01:02More!
00:01:14It's...
00:01:17Perfect!
00:01:18I want everyone to know who's responsible for all this.
00:01:30I'm telling all my friends about you.
00:01:33Oh, no.
00:01:34Come on!
00:01:51Give it to me!
00:01:52You hit like a girl!
00:01:57Come on!
00:01:59Give it to me, you bitch!
00:02:02Why are you being so mean?
00:02:04Okay.
00:02:06Stop!
00:02:08Stop!
00:02:09Okay, that's it.
00:02:17Amateur!
00:02:18And for the record!
00:02:20Stop!
00:02:22It's not!
00:02:23The safe word.
00:02:24Pussy!
00:02:29Pussy!
00:02:29Hi guys!
00:02:57Hi!
00:02:58Good to see you!
00:03:10Hi!
00:03:11Welcome to the Pirate's Booty.
00:03:13I'll be your serving wench.
00:03:15Hello, Enrique!
00:03:33Oh, mira quien es, Señora Perfecta y su grupo de sus idiotas.
00:03:39Todas con sus chichis más grandes que su cabeza.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:46No me gusta esta verdura!
00:03:53Bunny's on her way!
00:03:55Finally!
00:04:04Girl, you look good.
00:04:06I'm not a girl.
00:04:08I'm a woman.
00:04:09How's it hangin', Dale?
00:04:25I'm good, you?
00:04:26Limp, loose, full of juice.
00:04:29Okay, gross.
00:04:30So then, what do you think is more important?
00:04:36Great sex or true love?
00:04:39Great sex, duh.
00:04:41Hey, Bunny, go check out Cassie's new eyeshadow.
00:04:45Hello?
00:04:49It's called Parfait Kapow.
00:04:52Oh, shit!
00:04:54Ow, Kapow!
00:04:55It may be a bit much.
00:04:57I think it's just a cry for attention, honestly.
00:05:01I mean, what do you think, Lawrence?
00:05:03Do you think Cassie's just being an attention whore with the way that she looks?
00:05:07Well, there's definitely some of that going on around here.
00:05:13And what does that mean?
00:05:16He was calling you an attention whore.
00:05:18Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:05:21Selfie!
00:05:26Come on.
00:05:27An attention whore?
00:05:29I mean, really.
00:05:30What about Bunny?
00:05:32I am not a whore, Brandy.
00:05:35I am a slut.
00:05:36There is a big difference.
00:05:38And Cassie is not looking for attention.
00:05:42She's just hiding from something behind all this.
00:05:47Thank you, Bunny.
00:05:49I got your back, girlfriend.
00:05:54So, how'd the day go, Dr.
00:05:57what's his face?
00:05:59It ended early.
00:06:00Oh, no.
00:06:01You didn't.
00:06:02Let me guess.
00:06:03You told him.
00:06:04The plan?
00:06:04The plan?
00:06:05Of course.
00:06:07I had to.
00:06:08You know how I feel about being upfront and honest.
00:06:11I'd just like to lay all the cards on the table, so we have a strong basis to build our future.
00:06:21Hey, Lawrence.
00:06:22Can you help me with something?
00:06:24Uh, yeah.
00:06:25Hold on.
00:06:27Oh, God!
00:06:29Brandy!
00:06:30Jeez!
00:06:31What?
00:06:34Amber, you know that men are cum blind.
00:06:37They can't even think about a future with you, and they're wondering if you'll have sex with them.
00:06:42He's right.
00:06:43A guy can't even know the real you until after you've had sex.
00:06:47Exactly.
00:06:48And it's she, Brandy.
00:06:50Right.
00:06:51Sorry.
00:06:52So, until sex is out of the way, your plan is pointless.
00:06:56He's right.
00:06:57She's right.
00:06:58Ha!
00:06:59It's just too much pressure.
00:07:01Step one in building a meaningful relationship is getting the pressure of sex out of the way.
00:07:06Just be cute, have sex, then you surprise him with the plan after he says, I do.
00:07:14Mmm, I don't know.
00:07:16And don't tell them you work here, because you want to meet a doctor.
00:07:20A rich doctor.
00:07:21And then get married and have a child.
00:07:23It's two children, Shiloh and Loretto.
00:07:26Wait, which one was a girl?
00:07:28It could go either way.
00:07:31And one dog.
00:07:32A Shih Tzu.
00:07:33Schnauzer.
00:07:34Snap.
00:07:34Max.
00:07:38Vacations in Spain.
00:07:40Private schools.
00:07:42Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:07:44Never gonna happen.
00:07:48Lawrence.
00:07:50If you look close, you can see your future.
00:07:54What is wrong with you?
00:07:58I think you're all wrong.
00:08:00I will meet my doctor.
00:08:02Your rich doctor.
00:08:03Thank you, Dale.
00:08:05Mm-hmm.
00:08:05And he will be just as excited about the plan as I am.
00:08:08And we will get married and have our children.
00:08:11And then I will be happy.
00:08:13Do you think you could find happiness without the plan?
00:08:17No.
00:08:20Control freak.
00:08:21I am not a control freak.
00:08:25I just tell what I want.
00:08:27What's wrong with that?
00:08:28Listen, Amber, you're a great catch.
00:08:30But your big plan is getting in the way of your other options.
00:08:35Other options?
00:08:37Amber, we all want family, kids, vacation in the Caribbean.
00:08:45It's actually Hawaii, which my husband will join me and the kids on every now and then.
00:08:51So your husband will only join you every now and then?
00:08:56Bunny.
00:08:58Someone has got to be the doctor, and someone has got to live the doctor lifestyle.
00:09:03You can't do both.
00:09:04There's just not enough time.
00:09:06Everyone, can I get your attention?
00:09:08Everyone, come on over here, please.
00:09:10Everyone.
00:09:12This is Dawn.
00:09:13Dawn, this is everyone.
00:09:14Dawn is the new Pirate Booty's hostess.
00:09:16Hey, Dawn.
00:09:18Just don't listen to any one of them about anything.
00:09:21Okay, so please treat her better than you treat your each other and me, especially me.
00:09:28So we have a full house tonight.
00:09:29Um, so go out there and do the best you can.
00:09:34Be the best booty you can be.
00:09:37Yeah, actually, legally, we're not allowed to say that anymore, so.
00:09:39Oh, okay.
00:09:40Be the best wench you can be.
00:09:43Ironically, that's fine.
00:09:44So I don't, she wasn't, wasn't pointed.
00:09:46Ah!
00:09:48God damn.
00:09:50Uh, Cassie, hi.
00:09:51Uh, wow.
00:09:52Woo-hoo.
00:09:53Cassie.
00:09:54Um, wow, you got a lot of makeup on today.
00:09:59So I'm gonna need you to remove just some of it.
00:10:01Maybe the eyeliner around the, around the lips.
00:10:06You're like 90% troll doll now, so I need you to tone it.
00:10:09We need to tone it down.
00:10:09Just back it up.
00:10:12If I had a beep sound, I'd be beeping right now.
00:10:14All right?
00:10:15So, okay, yikes.
00:10:17If you wanna get out of the light and maybe go over there, just wipe off some of your precious,
00:10:23that'd be great.
00:10:24All right, Brandy, wow.
00:10:26Okay, we need to button those up, all right?
00:10:28I want the customers to focus on the specials and not what's special about you.
00:10:32Let's kill.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:35All right, so we have a table full of docks tonight.
00:10:36So, Amber, we are gonna make sure that you are as far away from them as possible.
00:10:41Bunny, you're on the docks tonight, all right?
00:10:42It'll be fun watching them try to figure you out.
00:10:44Hear that?
00:10:45I am on the docks.
00:10:47Don't worry, Ryan.
00:10:48I will get all over those docks.
00:10:51Don't do that.
00:10:51All over those docks.
00:10:55See, that's it.
00:10:55Now I'm locking the supply closet.
00:10:57You are a buzzkill.
00:10:59Moan.
00:11:00You don't have to moan.
00:11:01Stop moaning.
00:11:03Will you knock it off?
00:11:04This is a workplace.
00:11:07Okay, listen.
00:11:08All right, everybody, just go out there and pretend to be somebody that you're not already pretending
00:11:13not to be.
00:11:14Are you insinuating that I am pretending to be something I am not?
00:11:25Okay, let's do pirate booties.
00:11:27Let's do a thing where we all team it up and let's put a claw out, okay?
00:11:32All right, on the count of three, everyone, just go out there, you, shh.
00:11:44What's up, Enrique?
00:11:45Hola, cara de puta.
00:11:48Right.
00:11:53Woo, I am beat.
00:11:56How'd you do?
00:11:57How'd you do?
00:11:58Good.
00:11:59You?
00:11:59Pretty good.
00:12:00Bunny?
00:12:01I made $300 in tips.
00:12:04And I also got two numbers from some rich doctors that I plan to have sex with and never see again.
00:12:12That's a shock.
00:12:14Actually, dark shock happens when I show them my big...
00:12:18Selfie!
00:12:19Just our faces.
00:12:20And a little booby.
00:12:23So what are you doing tonight, Amber?
00:12:25Um, well, my aunt died.
00:12:28Oh, condolences.
00:12:29No, actually, it happened a while ago and I didn't really know her.
00:12:33But thanks.
00:12:35Anyway, my mom is selling the house at the end of the summer, but she doesn't want to leave it bacon until then.
00:12:40I guess the realtor told her that bad things can happen to bacon houses.
00:12:43So, she told me that I could stay there until it sells if I want to.
00:13:01Where is it?
00:13:02It's only a couple miles away.
00:13:04What's it like?
00:13:05I've actually never been there, but I heard it's cute.
00:13:13Apparently, everything's still there, just the way she left it.
00:13:34And my aunt was a huge wine lover, and I guess there are still several cases.
00:13:43I'm going there now.
00:13:52You guys should come with me.
00:13:54Free booze.
00:13:55Interesting.
00:13:57Hey, you guys should stay there this summer with me.
00:14:00It'll be fun, and there's a resort-style spa and pool.
00:14:05It'll be like a vacation home.
00:14:07A staycation.
00:14:13Did your aunt live there alone?
00:14:39No, she lived there with someone my mom refers to as the love of her life, who died a long time ago.
00:14:47I guess she never really left the house much after that.
00:14:56Oh, mother of God!
00:14:58That fucking hurt!
00:14:59Lord!
00:15:01Something just pushed me in a pool.
00:15:03Something just hit me in the head with a wine bottle.
00:15:05What are you around here?
00:15:05I don't know!
00:15:06Oh, what the hell's going on in here?
00:15:11Oh!
00:15:11I'm starting to attack!
00:15:13No!
00:15:13No!
00:15:13No!
00:15:14No!
00:15:14No!
00:15:15Get out of here!
00:15:16Get out of here!
00:15:19Oh, God!
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:21Go!
00:15:22Go!
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00:16:05my own little love nest.
00:16:07I call it the stabbing cabin.
00:16:09Ew!
00:16:10What?
00:16:12I have no interest in moving into some cat house with you all.
00:16:16No offense, I just think it'll cramp my style.
00:16:20You have style?
00:16:21You have cramp?
00:16:22Don't even go there, girlfriend.
00:16:35It's kinda cute.
00:16:38It's really cute.
00:16:40Alright.
00:16:41Fuck that.
00:16:42Alrighty, weady.
00:16:44Why is this here?
00:16:48I don't know.
00:16:50My mom is a cat.
00:16:52I don't know.
00:16:53I'm a cat.
00:16:54I'm a cat.
00:16:55I'm a cat.
00:16:56I'm a cat.
00:16:57I'm a cat.
00:16:58I'm a cat.
00:16:59I'm a cat.
00:17:00I'm a cat.
00:17:01I'm a cat.
00:17:02I'm a cat.
00:17:03I'm a cat.
00:17:04My mom told me my aunt always said this house had great energy.
00:17:07Are you sure this is it?
00:17:09I'll try the key.
00:17:10Hopefully it's as cute as my mom says it is.
00:17:23Oh.
00:17:24My.
00:17:25God.
00:17:26It's so cute!
00:17:32Wow.
00:17:34So your aunt lived here all alone like this.
00:17:40That's what my mom said.
00:17:41Wow.
00:17:42Hey, what's this old thing?
00:17:43That's a radio.
00:17:49And a turntable.
00:17:50Hmm.
00:17:51A record player.
00:17:56Really?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58That's a radio.
00:17:59And a turntable.
00:18:00Hmm.
00:18:01A record player.
00:18:02Really?
00:18:03How's it work?
00:18:04I don't know.
00:18:05I don't know.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:07Hey, what's this?
00:18:08Hey, Amber.
00:18:09Hey, Amber.
00:18:10Is this your aunt?
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:13A turntable.
00:18:15Hmm. A record player.
00:18:17Really?
00:18:19How's it work?
00:18:21I don't know.
00:18:27Hey, what's this?
00:18:31Hey Amber, is this your aunt?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39That must be the love of her life.
00:18:41Who died here like 30 years ago.
00:18:43Him?
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:47He's got huge hands.
00:18:49I found my room.
00:18:51Oh my god.
00:18:53This is so cute.
00:18:55I found my room.
00:18:57Oh my god.
00:18:59This is so cute.
00:19:01I found my room.
00:19:03Oh my god.
00:19:05This is so cute.
00:19:07Hmm.
00:19:09There's something about this piece of art.
00:19:11It really speaks to me.
00:19:13That's because it looks like a paddle, a whip, and a riding crop.
00:19:19That's it.
00:19:21That's it.
00:19:23Selfie.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:27Whoa.
00:19:29Whoa.
00:19:31Hmm.
00:19:33Hmm.
00:19:35There's something about this piece of art.
00:19:37It really speaks to me.
00:19:39That's because it looks like a paddle, a whip, and a riding crop.
00:19:41Selfie.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47Whoa.
00:19:49Huh.
00:19:51My phone is off.
00:19:53That's weird.
00:19:57I'll take it with mine.
00:19:59Mine won't turn on.
00:20:01Here.
00:20:03Yeah, mine too.
00:20:05Mine won't even turn on.
00:20:11No phone.
00:20:15No internet.
00:20:17They were completely cut off from the outside world.
00:20:21You mean...
00:20:23We're in a...
00:20:25DEAD ZONE?
00:20:27Okay, guys.
00:20:29Stop it. You are gonna freak me out.
00:20:31I'm staying here alone, remember?
00:20:33Are you sure you're...
00:20:35All alone?
00:20:37She's all alone.
00:20:39Until she gets in the shower.
00:20:41Okay.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43Okay, okay, I get it.
00:20:44Now.
00:20:45A toast.
00:20:47To an unforgettable summer.
00:20:49In the house of death.
00:20:52I'll stay here with you this summer, Amber.
00:20:54What about you, Brandy?
00:20:56No selfies?
00:20:58I'll let you know tomorrow.
00:21:00If there is a tomorrow.
00:21:03Eh.
00:21:04Okay, Ams.
00:21:06I gotta run.
00:21:07Yeah, me too.
00:21:08But thank you.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:10Have fun tonight.
00:21:11Oh, yeah.
00:21:12Stay out of trouble.
00:21:13You stay out of trouble.
00:21:15Oh, right.
00:21:16Seriously, what trouble could possibly find me here?
00:21:19You just remember your safety word.
00:21:22I always do.
00:21:23But I never use it.
00:21:25Hope you're not gonna be too bored here all by yourself.
00:21:31I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Bob, your battery-operated boyfriend.
00:21:36Oh, Bess, right here, Bess!
00:21:38Oh, Bess!
00:21:39I love you!
00:21:40You girls are sick.
00:21:42Have fun, Amber.
00:21:44See you later, Am.
00:21:46Damn.
00:21:47I should've brought Bess.
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:00Oh.
00:22:01Oh.
00:22:02Oh.
00:22:03Oh.
00:22:04Oh.
00:22:05Oh.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:07Oh.
00:22:08Oh.
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:10Oh.
00:22:11Oh.
00:22:12Oh.
00:22:13Oh.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:16Oh.
00:22:17Oh.
00:22:21Oh.
00:22:22Oh, it's weird.
00:22:24Oh.
00:22:25Oh.
00:22:26Oh.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:30Oh.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:36Oh, oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:38Oh, oh.
00:22:44Oh, oh.
00:22:45Mm-hmm.
00:22:54I thought...
00:23:00How much have I had to drink?
00:23:06I gotta go to bed.
00:23:15I'm gonna go to bed.
00:23:21Hmm.
00:23:36Aunt Catherine, you animal, you.
00:23:45Welcome home, we'll have to drink.
00:23:52Haven't you so much.
00:23:54How much have I not?
00:24:24I thought I need some sleep.
00:24:54I thought I need some sleep.
00:25:24I thought I need some sleep.
00:25:54I thought I need some sleep.
00:26:24I thought I need some sleep.
00:26:54I thought I need some sleep.
00:26:56I thought I need some sleep.
00:27:04I thought I need some sleep.
00:27:06Oh, my God.
00:27:08Oh, fuck.
00:27:12Oh, my God.
00:27:18This house does have good energy.
00:27:22Good morning, Enrique.
00:27:28Hola.
00:27:30Vete a tu casa a ser bebés.
00:27:33I'm doing good, too.
00:27:38How was your date?
00:27:40Oh, epically awful.
00:27:41I don't understand why guys treat me like I'm a hooker or something.
00:27:44It's like we meet up at the bar, and then right away they push me into the men's bathroom for a make-out session.
00:27:50And then in the car they grab my head and just push it into their crotch.
00:27:56This is a bad date?
00:27:58Okay, where exactly did you meet this guy?
00:28:01I just want guys to want to get to know me first.
00:28:05Told you.
00:28:06Come blind.
00:28:07How was Doc Shock?
00:28:09Surprised the hell out of them.
00:28:11I mean, you'd think they'd never seen a tick before.
00:28:15Grody.
00:28:16So it was a bust.
00:28:18Oh, no.
00:28:19I'm seeing them both again.
00:28:21Really?
00:28:23That's crazy.
00:28:26Is that what it takes to actually land one of these dogs?
00:28:29Honey, all you need is the right attitude.
00:28:33And apparently some additional equipment.
00:28:36They both said they've never been with a woman like me before.
00:28:39Because you're not.
00:28:42How was your date, Brandy?
00:28:44Lame.
00:28:45These guys always act all tough.
00:28:47Like they can really dish it out.
00:28:49I mean, I'm screaming at them.
00:28:51Harder!
00:28:52Harder!
00:28:53I mean, I really want a serious feeding.
00:28:56They're afraid they're actually going to hurt me or something.
00:28:59They don't understand.
00:29:00That's the point.
00:29:02I want the pain.
00:29:03I love the pain.
00:29:05Girl, I hear ya.
00:29:09You guys have to see the video I just posted.
00:29:12Do you see them?
00:29:14Oh, I see them.
00:29:15Oh, my gosh, Cassie.
00:29:16Are you seeing this?
00:29:17Yes.
00:29:18Oh, I could play with them all day.
00:29:20Oh, my God.
00:29:21They are so perky.
00:29:22I just want to cuddle and snuggle with them.
00:29:24Oh, I just want to eat them all up.
00:29:25They're just so bouncy.
00:29:27You just want to get your hands all over them.
00:29:30I just want to put my face right in the middle.
00:29:33Boing.
00:29:34Boing.
00:29:35Boing.
00:29:36Boing.
00:29:37Boing.
00:29:38Boing.
00:29:39More videos of kittens?
00:29:41Girls, this is getting gratuitous.
00:29:44Oh, Bunny, you're overreacting.
00:29:46Hey, Amber, hey, how was last night in the granny cabin?
00:29:59I don't really know how to describe it.
00:30:02It was almost like there was a ghost in the house with me.
00:30:06Or something.
00:30:08Oh my gosh, did it hurt you?
00:30:11No.
00:30:14There's this warm energy all around me.
00:30:18And I had the most amazing dream.
00:30:21I was having sex.
00:30:23With who?
00:30:25Or what?
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:29But it wasn't like it was a dream.
00:30:31It was like it was real, you know?
00:30:34I totally read this somewhere.
00:30:36They call it, like, paranormal passion.
00:30:38Spectrophilia.
00:30:40It's people who have sex with ghosts.
00:30:43Is that even real?
00:30:45Everything on the internet is real.
00:30:48Where did you find that?
00:30:52You spend enough time on the internet searching for fetish porn and you come across just about everything.
00:30:58Was it scary?
00:31:00No.
00:31:01It was exciting.
00:31:02It was exciting.
00:31:03And fun.
00:31:08Fun?
00:31:09I don't remember hearing that in your perfect plan.
00:31:13I want paranormal passion.
00:31:15Can I still move into the house with you?
00:31:17Of course.
00:31:18Count me in.
00:31:19I want to take a stab at your ghost.
00:31:21Oh, now you're interested.
00:31:23Mm-hmm.
00:31:24Also, for the record, I never said it was a ghost.
00:31:26I didn't see anything.
00:31:28Oh, no.
00:31:29It's a ghost, alright.
00:31:31And I'm gonna give it to it so good, I'm gonna raise the dead.
00:31:36What about you, Brandy?
00:31:38Do you want to get it on with Amber's ghost?
00:31:41Hmm.
00:31:43Was it rough?
00:31:44Like, at all?
00:31:45No.
00:31:46No.
00:31:47It was really gentle.
00:31:49Boring.
00:31:50Oh, come on, Brandy.
00:31:52And spend the rest of my summer having gentle vanilla sex with the invisible man.
00:31:57No thank you.
00:31:58Brandy, it's gonna be fun.
00:32:01There's that word again.
00:32:03Brandy.
00:32:04Please.
00:32:05Please.
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07Please.
00:32:08Fine.
00:32:09Fine.
00:32:10But, if there's no action, I'm totally leaving.
00:32:13Awesome.
00:32:14But we probably shouldn't go there alone just in case.
00:32:18Hey, guys.
00:32:19Do you want to come with us to Amber's aunt's house tonight after work?
00:32:22She says it's scary.
00:32:24Um, I did not.
00:32:26And there's a lot of booze.
00:32:28Okay, yeah, sure, no problem.
00:32:31And bad girls that need a spanking, Lawrence!
00:32:35God.
00:32:37Yeah, I'll come.
00:32:39Great.
00:32:40It's settled.
00:32:41We'll all go bang Amber's ghost.
00:32:43What?
00:32:44You girls stay here.
00:32:56We're gonna go inside and make sure that it's safe.
00:32:58Oh, God.
00:33:00Okay, let the men have their manly moment.
00:33:04What are you doing?
00:33:09What?
00:33:10The men, right?
00:33:11Oh, so now you want to be a man?
00:33:12Dale, even as a girl, I'm twice the man you wish you were.
00:33:17Okay, let's go.
00:33:18Okay, let's go.
00:33:19A man, I'm twice the man you wish her.
00:33:20T-
00:33:21N-
00:33:23B-
00:33:24T-
00:33:25T-
00:33:26T-
00:33:27T-
00:33:28T-
00:33:29T-
00:33:30T-
00:33:31T-
00:33:32T-
00:33:33T-
00:33:34T-
00:33:35T-
00:33:36T-
00:33:37T-
00:33:38T-
00:33:39T-
00:33:40T-
00:33:41T-
00:33:42T-
00:33:43T-
00:33:44T-
00:33:45The door is out. Come on.
00:33:57Are you cupping my balls?
00:33:59Sorry, it's instinctual.
00:34:11This is stupid.
00:34:13This switch doesn't work.
00:34:18Let's get some wine.
00:34:20Great. Hey, where's the wine at?
00:34:22I'll show you.
00:34:26Lawrence, can you help me?
00:34:29Yeah, sure.
00:34:31What do you think?
00:34:33It's divine.
00:34:35Lawrence, what are you doing to me?
00:34:38Lawrence, you dirty dog.
00:34:41I'm gonna get my bags.
00:34:43Oh, I'm gonna get the bunny go round.
00:34:45God, what is wrong with you?
00:34:47Let's go to the bathroom.
00:34:48There's a towel rack in there.
00:34:50You can tie me to it.
00:34:51You know, I might actually like you.
00:34:56There wasn't so much...
00:34:59You.
00:35:00All the time.
00:35:05God, that girl is so weird.
00:35:08Lawrence, can you please help me with the rest of my stuff?
00:35:12Yeah, sure.
00:35:13Sure.
00:35:28Come on, it's me.
00:35:30Thanks, girl.
00:35:31Thanks.
00:35:42Dibs!
00:35:51Oh, ghost!
00:35:54Come out, come out, wherever you are!
00:35:57You guys are being ridiculous.
00:36:00I'm sure there's nothing here.
00:36:02I probably imagined it.
00:36:03What happened?
00:36:04Amber had sex with a ghost!
00:36:07And she liked it.
00:36:09A lot.
00:36:11Really?
00:36:12Now, was that a part of your plan?
00:36:14Because I don't remember hearing anything about ghost sex.
00:36:18It is an amendment to the plan.
00:36:21Oh.
00:36:22So the plan can be amended.
00:36:26Whoa!
00:36:27Okay, that was weird.
00:36:29I'm just gonna put that back here.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32Don't want that to happen again.
00:36:33Thanks.
00:36:34Oh, no problem.
00:36:35Looks like everything's falling for you now.
00:36:40That was really corny.
00:36:41Well, I am from Nebraska, and that's corn country.
00:36:44Oh, right.
00:36:46Amber, I've...
00:36:48Amber, about this perfect plan of yours.
00:36:52Yes?
00:36:53Well, I've been thinking.
00:36:57Um...
00:37:06When there's something strange in the neighborhood,
00:37:09who are you gonna call?
00:37:11Ghost?
00:37:14Ghost?
00:37:17Ghost?
00:37:19No!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:23That's what I'm talking about.
00:37:39Um, you're doing all this to get some stuff done.
00:37:42To complete the plan.
00:37:44Right.
00:37:45Complete the plan so you can be happy.
00:37:46Yes.
00:37:48Well...
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:52Shit, what was that?
00:37:53A box?
00:37:55I guess it came from up there.
00:37:56I guess it came from up there.
00:37:57Oh, that's my horny phantom.
00:38:25Come on in. Give it to me. Give it to me.
00:38:31Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
00:38:40What you doing? Checking me out?
00:38:51Hey, did you just run out?
00:38:54Oh, hell no!
00:38:56Um, so I'm completing the plan so I can be happy.
00:39:00Right. Well, I guess my point is, why wait for all that?
00:39:05I mean, you're doing all this just so you can be happy, but what if you can find a way to be happy without the plan?
00:39:13Um...
00:39:14And that would, that would open up so many other opportunities.
00:39:19Because then I can date other people?
00:39:22Right. Other people.
00:39:25Oh, God!
00:39:31Oh, why is it doing that?
00:39:37Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:39:39Come on.
00:39:41Place is weird.
00:39:42I'm gonna go check out the backyard.
00:39:44Yeah, I'll come with you.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:49Forget this place.
00:39:51The bunny go round is out of business.
00:39:54I got an entire male dance team I could be with tonight.
00:39:57Not here with some transphobic ghost who doesn't know a good thing when he sees it.
00:40:01Things are getting interesting around here.
00:40:08I'll get my bag.
00:40:10I'll get wine.
00:40:12Whoa!
00:40:26What the hell tripped me?
00:40:30Bah!
00:40:34What the hell tripped me?
00:40:37Bah!
00:40:41Bah!
00:40:43Bah!
00:40:48Bah!
00:40:50Bah!
00:40:51Bah!
00:40:53Bah!
00:40:54Bah!
00:40:55Bah!
00:40:56Bah!
00:40:57Bah!
00:40:58Bah!
00:40:59Bah!
00:41:00I swear I put this over here.
00:41:30There's something strange going on here man. Like what? I don't know. Well the smoke-along was probably a low battery or something. Yeah I guess. Ow! What the hell was that? Huh. Pinecone. You know, I've never been hit by a pinecone.
00:42:00Back of you. Ow! Florence! That really hurt man. I didn't do it. Really? What was that?
00:42:30Dude! What happened? Damn it, Lawrence!
00:42:40That is it!
00:42:42Ah!
00:42:52Let's go!
00:42:54You are real.
00:43:18You are real.
00:43:25Woah. What happened?
00:43:28Amber, you need to know that-
00:43:32Oh no! Susie! Oh no!
00:43:36Oh.
00:43:38It's fine.
00:43:40Are you okay?
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:42No, I'm good.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:47I'm good.
00:43:49But Amber, seriously.
00:43:50You need-
00:43:51Ah! No!
00:43:52No!
00:43:53No! No!
00:43:54No!
00:43:55Not everything.
00:43:56You're fine.
00:43:58Wonderful.
00:43:59Um, goodnight.
00:44:00You're leaving?
00:44:01You should know.
00:44:02Okay.
00:44:03Goodnight.
00:44:04I'm history too.
00:44:05I don't know anybody who'd want to stay here.
00:44:10What?
00:44:11If that isn't the final-
00:44:25Yo!
00:44:26I'll take a bunny's room.
00:44:28Bye.
00:44:29Bye.
00:44:30Bye.
00:44:31Bye.
00:44:32Bye.
00:44:33Bye.
00:44:34Bye.
00:44:35Bye.
00:44:36Bye.
00:44:37Bye.
00:44:38Bye.
00:44:39Bye.
00:44:40Where did everybody go?
00:45:03Well, Dale and Lawrence and Bunny left, but Brandy's going to stay.
00:45:09Oh. Okay then. I'm just going to be in my room for the night, so bye.
00:45:16Okay. Night.
00:45:29I think I would like some music.
00:45:39Oh.
00:45:46Oh.
00:45:50Oh.
00:45:57Cassie likes to be spanked.
00:46:01Ow!
00:46:06I meant Brandy.
00:46:09Ow!
00:46:14Yeah!
00:46:16That really hurt!
00:46:18This isn't for me.
00:46:24I'm out of here.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:33Well, that's better.
00:46:37I think I'll stay.
00:46:39So there really is a ghost.
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:47Oh my God!
00:46:48This is great!
00:46:49Hold on.
00:46:50Oh my God!
00:46:56This is great!
00:46:58Hold on.
00:47:02Hold on.
00:47:03Hold on.
00:47:09Hold on.
00:47:32Someone's going to have some fun.
00:47:34I'm ready.
00:48:04Okay, be patient.
00:48:23Okay, be nice.
00:48:29Oh, wow.
00:48:33I'm ready.
00:48:43I'm ready.
00:48:53I'm ready.
00:49:03I'm ready.
00:49:13I'm ready.
00:49:23I'm ready.
00:49:33I'm ready.
00:49:43I'm ready.
00:49:53I'm ready.
00:50:03I'm ready.
00:50:13I'm ready.
00:50:23I'm ready.
00:50:24I'm ready.
00:50:33I'm ready.
00:50:43I'm ready.
00:50:44I'm ready.
00:50:45I'm ready.
00:50:46I'm ready.
00:50:51I'm ready.
00:50:52Okay, go ladies.
00:50:53You all love polishing silverware.
00:50:55Yay, silverware.
00:50:56Cassie, you look normal.
00:50:58I mean, you look great.
00:51:00Actually, you look amazing.
00:51:01So.
00:51:03You're welcome.
00:51:04What's going on?
00:51:05You're all acting weird.
00:51:06Huh?
00:51:07Is everything all right?
00:51:08Just feeling the love, Ryan.
00:51:09Whew.
00:51:10We're great.
00:51:11Ooh.
00:51:12Happy.
00:51:13Well, good.
00:51:14It'll be a good day then.
00:51:15I'll tell you what.
00:51:16Let's all commemorate the day that you were happy at work, huh?
00:51:19Team selfie, everybody.
00:51:20Team selfie that.
00:51:21None of you are smiling.
00:51:22Are you serious?
00:51:23You guys are so self-absorbed with taking pictures on the internet.
00:51:25You guys can't take one-
00:51:26I guess I took it with my thumb.
00:51:27Does anybody know where bunny is?
00:51:28Oh, I think she called him sick.
00:51:29She said something about doing some new dance routine for the muscle.
00:51:32Ah, yeah.
00:51:33The love muscle.
00:51:34The love muscle.
00:51:35We all been gross.
00:51:37Hey, you want a chair?
00:51:38Actually, I think I'm going to say-
00:51:39Love muscle.
00:51:40Oh, yeah.
00:51:41The love muscle.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:43The love muscle.
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:45Oh, the love muscle.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:47We all have been gross.
00:51:49Hey, you want a chair?
00:51:50Actually, I think I'm going to say-
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:53I'm going to say-
00:51:54I think I'm going to stand.
00:51:56I think I'm going to stand for the next couple days, guys.
00:51:59Ooh.
00:52:01Wow.
00:52:02Lucky.
00:52:24I think I'm going to stand.
00:52:54Well, last night was another crazy night.
00:52:58Oh, yeah.
00:52:59And this morning.
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:02And most of the day today.
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:05I wish our ghosts could leave the house and go with us everywhere.
00:53:09I'm actually kind of glad it doesn't.
00:53:12Ow.
00:53:13Hey, since it can't leave, how do you think our insatiable spirit would feel about us having some friends over?
00:53:21Looks like that's a yes.
00:53:25You know, we actually have a lot of hot single friends.
00:53:29What if we invited them over?
00:53:31We could have a barbecue.
00:53:34Or a movie night.
00:53:38Pool party.
00:53:41Pool party.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:44A pool party.
00:53:45And then a naughty nightie slumber party.
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:53Oh, my God.
00:53:56Where is that naughty goat?
00:54:16She is going to get it.
00:54:19Oh, yeah.
00:54:20Here I come, girls.
00:54:22Woo!
00:54:26So, where is this ghost you told us about?
00:54:39Yeah, we want the ghost.
00:54:40Wait for it.
00:54:56Let's not do this again.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:08I mean, at least not until Tuesday.
00:55:10I mean, at least not until Tuesday.
00:55:40I mean, at least not until Tuesday.
00:56:10See you later, Dawn.
00:56:26Bye, girls.
00:56:26Thanks.
00:56:27It was another great party.
00:56:30Can't wait for the next one.
00:56:35I need a slumber party break.
00:56:38I'm exhausted.
00:56:41Hey, you guys.
00:56:43What's this?
00:56:49Is it corn?
00:56:51Yeah, it's mine.
00:56:53Dale gave it to me.
00:56:54It's like an inside joke.
00:56:58I don't know why he gives me stuff like this.
00:57:00I don't know why he's gonna be better.
00:57:13I don't know.
00:57:14I don't know why.
00:59:46Henry, what?
00:59:47Look at these bitches.
00:59:49You don't understand what I'm saying, right?
00:59:52Hey!
00:59:53I'm going crazy!
00:59:55Who, me?
00:59:57Yes, you!
00:59:58Do you see another abrasive, sexist pig in this place?
01:00:04If I hear one more nasty comment come out of your burrito hole, I'm going to start translating
01:00:08everything you say.
01:00:10Got it?
01:00:11Got it?
01:00:12Got it?
01:00:13See?
01:00:14Good.
01:00:15Good.
01:00:16Bye!
01:00:17Bye girls!
01:00:22Good night!
01:00:24What's wrong, Em?
01:00:25Oh, nothing.
01:00:26It's just my mom.
01:00:27She keeps bugging me about getting married and having babies.
01:00:32Isn't that what you want?
01:00:33Oh, well, it was.
01:00:34And then it wasn't.
01:00:35Because of the ghost?
01:00:36Because of the ghost?
01:00:37Yes!
01:00:38And then the other day I saw this family in the park and they were with their baby and their
01:00:42dog and they just looked so happy.
01:00:44And now, I don't know what I want.
01:00:45But what about your plan?
01:00:46But what about your plan?
01:00:49I think I have a new plan.
01:00:53Be happy.
01:00:54I love it.
01:00:55What about you, Brandy?
01:00:56Same plan!
01:00:57Oh no, not a new plan.
01:01:00What I do?
01:01:01I love it.
01:01:02What about you, Brandy?
01:01:03I love it!
01:01:04What about you, Brandy?
01:01:09This is the first day I'm what I am...
01:01:13Plans. More pain. What is it with you and pain? Pain's the only thing. Pain's the
01:01:28only thing that's ever made me feel loved.
01:01:34At least it used to. Well pretty soon it's not gonna matter anyways. Once the
01:01:42house is sold we'll all have to give up the ghost. Whoa I don't think I'm ready for
01:01:47that one. Yeah that's my problem. I want it all. I want the husband and the babies
01:01:54and the ghost. Do you really think you can have it all? Yes. Maybe. I don't know. But I
01:02:06think I'm gonna find out. I have a date with Dale tonight. What? That's so weird. I have a
01:02:12date with Ryan tonight. What? You two timing little whores. I can't believe you're
01:02:17cheating on our ghost. Oh it's not really cheating if it's a ghost. I mean it's not
01:02:23really real. Right? I'll tell you what the real problem is you guys. What's gonna
01:02:30happen when let's say the ghost finds out? Okay well we will cross that bridge when
01:02:34we get there. Look the ghost will just have to understand that there are some needs even
01:02:42it can't fulfill. Yeah and what if it doesn't? Randy relax. It loves us. Yeah it would never hurt us.
01:02:51Really? Never hurt us? Huh? Oh my god. Tell that to my ass.
01:03:03Oh. Um hun I'm actually not into that right now. Do you think we could just have a quiet night in? Just us?
01:03:24Hi. Hi. How was your date? It was amazing. How was yours? It was so good. Good. Okay. Okay. Let's go.
01:03:45All right. Well I'm gonna get some sleep. Yeah. Me too. Good night.
01:04:14Good night. Night. Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
01:04:44No. Not tonight.
01:04:49No. Not tonight.
01:04:51No. Not tonight.
01:04:53Oh!
01:04:58Why is it being such a dick?
01:05:25Let's get out of here.
01:05:28Yeah, maybe we'll come back when you stop acting like such a jerk.
01:05:37Asshole!
01:05:46What the hell is wrong with it?
01:05:48I'm beginning to think our ghost only wants things its way.
01:05:51So much for double dating, looks like you two are gonna have to ditch Dale and riot.
01:05:54No!
01:05:55I don't think I can do that.
01:06:08Do you think it's...
01:06:09I don't know.
01:06:15That was the ghost.
01:06:17Oh great!
01:06:18The ghost can leave the house.
01:06:20What does that mean?
01:06:22It means it can follow us anywhere.
01:06:24Anywhere?
01:06:25Wherever.
01:06:26This is bad.
01:06:28The house is gonna be sold anyhow.
01:06:31Let's just leave.
01:06:32And be looking over our shoulders wherever we go?
01:06:35You guys do not know what this ghost is capable of.
01:06:38I feel terrible.
01:06:39I put us all at risk.
01:06:41Amber, it's not your fault.
01:06:44Look, after work tonight, I'm gonna come have a talk with our ghost.
01:06:49We should be there together.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:06:51No, Cassie's right.
01:06:53We should all be here.
01:06:55Come on, let's go.
01:06:57Hey, Dawn.
01:06:58Yeah.
01:06:59Don't give me any more tables tonight.
01:07:00Okay.
01:07:01I have to take care of you.
01:07:02Cool, no problem.
01:07:03You got it.
01:07:05Hey Cass, have you seen Amber?
01:07:06Thought she was with you.
01:07:07I think she went home to take care of something.
01:07:10Oh no.
01:07:11She went back to the house.
01:07:12What's up?
01:07:13Amber went to the house to break up with the ghost.
01:07:15What?
01:07:16Oh shit, we gotta get over there.
01:07:17We can take my car.
01:07:18Alright, let's go.
01:07:19What's going on?
01:07:20Oh, uh, Bunny, uh, you get all the tables.
01:07:23Oh, hell.
01:07:24Help me.
01:07:25Help me.
01:07:26Help me.
01:07:27Help me.
01:07:28Help me.
01:07:29Help me.
01:07:30Help me.
01:07:31Help me.
01:07:32Help me.
01:07:33Help me.
01:07:34Help me.
01:07:35Help me.
01:07:36Help me.
01:07:37Help me.
01:07:38Help me.
01:07:40Oh, hell no!
01:08:08Randy and Cassie aren't coming.
01:08:09Come on, man.
01:08:10Can't we go any faster?
01:08:11Why don't we even take your car?
01:08:12Mine was closer.
01:08:13They're by two spaces.
01:08:14I have an SUV, too.
01:08:15Just please go faster!
01:08:16Look, I really want you to know how much we've enjoyed our time, but-
01:08:20and Cassie aren't coming.
01:08:32Come on, man, can't we go any faster?
01:08:33Why don't we even take your car?
01:08:34Mine was closer.
01:08:35They're by two spaces, I have an SUV too.
01:08:37Just please go faster!
01:08:41Look, I really want you to know
01:08:44how much we've enjoyed our time with you,
01:08:47but...
01:08:48My mom's selling the property, and...
01:08:52I think it's just time that we move out and move on.
01:09:07Please don't be like this.
01:09:08It's just...
01:09:09You're going like 20 miles an hour, Lawrence.
01:09:23My grandma could drive faster than this.
01:09:25That's what the speed limit is.
01:09:26Be a man!
01:09:27Yeah, it's the speed limit when kids are in the area.
01:09:30There's no kids here.
01:09:31I am not getting a citation.
01:09:39You're carrying me here!
01:09:43Don't!
01:09:44Don't!
01:09:45Don't!
01:09:46this is not the way i go there's like a shortcut right no he's got it he's got it under control
01:10:14just go faster
01:10:27i know it's hard but you have to let each other go
01:10:36is that fast enough
01:10:39you're hurting me
01:10:48no you're not a monster
01:10:51i'll always love you
01:11:17are you okay
01:11:44what happened why did you come here alone it's fine everything's good really
01:12:01well pretty good yeah get my bag it's the red one on top
01:12:10yeah okay
01:12:14come on dale can you help me with my bags thanks
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01:14:01Screw my diet.
01:14:04Oh, great news.
01:14:05The house closed today.
01:14:07Hey.
01:14:08Good job.
01:14:09Wow, that was fast.
01:14:16Hey, Lolly.
01:14:18Come on.
01:14:19Hi.
01:14:21Congratulations.
01:14:24You know, this is the first haunted house I've ever sold.
01:14:27Are you scared?
01:14:28Oh, come on.
01:14:29Scared of a ghost?
01:14:30What's the worst that can happen?
01:14:34I'll invite you to my housewarming party.
01:14:35It's going to be a mind-blower.
01:14:37You better.
01:14:38I will.
01:14:39Bye.
01:14:42Let the beatings begin.
01:14:45Where's Bunny?
01:14:47Oh, I left her in charge of the restaurant.
01:14:50Head, booty, what she wants to be called.
01:14:56Hey, we're here for the bingo race.
01:14:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:01If it isn't my two favorite docks.
01:15:04And I've got the keys to the supply closet.
01:15:07Follow me.
01:15:11Excuse me.
01:15:14Yes?
01:15:14Table for two, please.
01:15:16We're fully booked.
01:15:17Hey, let me see that.
01:15:31Mom, so this was the love of Aunt Catherine's life.
01:15:36Oh, no, honey.
01:15:36I'm so sorry.
01:15:37I just didn't know how to tell you.
01:15:40It was her.
01:15:41Aunt Catherine was a lesbian.
01:15:58What you're really trying to do is spray.
01:16:01It's just a little water.
01:16:01We want more spray.
01:16:03That's it.
01:16:04That's too much credit.
01:16:06That's it?
01:16:07You're like little whales, just mystic.
01:16:11We're going to try to make sure you're in those girls.
01:16:13Teach me to.
01:16:24One of my favorite quotes of all time is, we are the world.
01:16:27I, I.
01:16:28Hey, what's up, buddy?
01:16:29How's it going?
01:16:30Hello, Oscar.
01:16:42This could be your breakthrough role, Rob.
01:16:50Like, is she that messy?
01:16:51You know?
01:16:52Did you, did you want all that mess?
01:16:53Is it like just to like, fill space?
01:16:56Yeah.
01:16:56I've lived with girls that were just like that.
01:16:58I see it would be kind of messy, though.
01:16:59My ex-wife was like that.
01:17:00Trust me, yeah.
01:17:01All my sisters were like that.
01:17:09Yeah, my rice poops.
01:17:10I don't know.
01:17:11These are rice?
01:17:11They're hot and rice.
01:17:12All right.
01:17:13I thought it was different.
01:17:14I have brown rice, and I have white rice.
01:17:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17:24Yeah, let's do this.
01:17:24Oh, there you go, there you go.
01:17:25Let's do it.
01:17:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17:27Oh, my God, what the hell?
01:17:37I don't want to die!
01:17:38God!
01:17:39What the hell?
01:17:40I don't want to die!
01:17:41The ghost is.
01:17:42What the hell?
01:17:44What is happening?
01:17:45God!
01:17:45What the hell?
01:17:46I don't want to die!
01:17:47The ghost is, The house is alive!
01:17:50The house is alive!
01:17:51The house is alive!
01:17:51Where the fuck is going now?
01:17:53action okay again let's do it again two three go okay one more time what am i doing no you're
01:18:11doing fine it's just it's just a tiny thing
01:18:13this is called the exit
01:18:25spit into a burp hold on retake it
01:18:32you're welcome he's really good can't do that one guys sorry
01:18:40oh my god that's so cute
01:19:07oh that's so cute i love your cat guys kissy oh kissy i just broke a nail sorry hold on
01:19:14i need her in another outfit and this is when she's
01:19:35so you have some big driving acting moves really planned for us today yeah i've been working on
01:19:50my donut holes and uh professional drifter giving up on her awesome i just drift through life
01:19:57like a couple of gag surgeons
01:20:09you know nothing about me is real uh there's other lines that i don't pay attention to
01:20:30can you put this back together for us really quick you've already glued this one and it's
01:20:45broken again and then this part right here needs something and i'm going to try and return it for
01:20:481099
01:20:49are you being so mean
01:21:01what's my fucking word
01:21:07look at that the weird wrist harness let's see if you can get out of those see how hard it is
01:21:37can get out of them okay wow that's pretty amazing hey she knows what houdini is
01:21:44what's my last name what uh it's not a well thought out script we didn't go that deep
01:21:51oh
01:21:53we lost the bones
01:21:58oh my god
01:22:01captain morgan captain the ship gail morgan what is my last name what uh it's not a well thought out script
01:22:06That is my last statement.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08It's not a well-thought-out script.
01:22:10We didn't go that deep.
01:22:19Pussy.
01:22:25It's OK.
01:22:26It's all right.
01:22:28I don't like her.
01:22:29Cut.
01:22:30It's all right.
01:22:32She reminds me of mom.
01:22:36Move right, squirt left.
01:22:47There you go.
01:22:47Now turn this way.
01:22:48And a little.
01:22:49There you go.
01:22:56I love my penis.
01:22:57I love it.
01:22:58Rumors are you'd love it, too.
01:23:06Sex with a ghost.
01:23:10I wish.
01:23:12But it's the most ridiculous.
01:23:14Woo.
01:23:15Oh.
01:23:16It's weird.
01:23:18Oh.
01:23:19Oh.
01:23:20Oh.
01:23:21I feel a sequel coming on.
01:23:25Oh.
01:23:26I can't wait.
01:23:27I want it now.
01:23:28Oh.
01:23:29Oh.
01:23:30I can't wait.
01:23:31I want it now.
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