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00:00I'm so happy, I'm so happy, we're going to the auction in San Burrito, San Burrito, San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on, over here.
00:24All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebos!
00:31So that's what we're going to do, we're going to generate a distraction, because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan!
00:43When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green!
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby!
00:57I'm in the green!
00:58I'm in the green!
00:59I'm in the green!
01:00I'm in the green!
01:01Yeah!
01:02Yeah!
01:03Auction time!
01:04San Bernardino, baby!
01:06We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:08Did I tell you you look great?
01:09Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:11I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:14Ooh!
01:15Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:17Why is that?
01:18Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me, wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:23I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:26But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:30Snow kitten?
01:31More like saber tooth.
01:33Meow!
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:38I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:41I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:45Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:51If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents,
01:55enough money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:58Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:01That's my goal for today.
02:03You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like a girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:20I want to judge it right away.
02:22Because that happens how often?
02:24Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:27Oh my God, what book is this?
02:29It's called non-fiction.
02:32Wait, I think that means truth.
02:34It's fiction.
02:35It is fiction.
02:36It's fiction.
02:37It is fiction.
02:38It's not fiction.
02:39I see a man in red.
02:43Hey, that's .
02:44What's happening, you?
02:45I got them gators on.
02:47Oh, shut the .
02:49Gators.
02:50Yeah, I got the gators.
02:51Okay.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:53Those are beautiful.
02:54Those boots are made for walking.
02:55These boots are made for bitten.
02:56You can't walk it.
02:57Woo!
02:58Your toes are .
02:59You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:01No.
03:02Take rubbing alcohol, pour it in both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:06will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:08I bet they ain't got a method for pants stretching, too.
03:11Is that Renee?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Look at that.
03:14Renee can't even park.
03:15Hey!
03:16Why you park like that?
03:17Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:19He flexing.
03:20Think that's a good parking job?
03:21Walk up on the wrong side of the line.
03:23What bet did you lose?
03:24Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:25Just alligator, man.
03:26Oh, is it?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:29You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:30Can you tell?
03:31I never did it before.
03:32I don't know your feet that big.
03:33Don't speak on fashion.
03:34This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:35That is a money-making outfit.
03:36Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:38Oh.
03:39Oh.
03:40Oh.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh.
03:43Oh.
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46Oh.
03:47Oh.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:50Oh.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:54Here.
03:55Here.
03:56Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:57I'll hog you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:02No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all of the above.
04:07All right.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:09For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:12Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you didn't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:20People will try to come for you.
04:21The king of the storage business?
04:22Go sit in the car.
04:23Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:27Breakfast of champions.
04:28Welcome to the auction.
04:29We're Dan and Lord Auction with American Auctioneers.
04:32And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:34You're going to go to the unit.
04:35Remove the lock.
04:36Open the door.
04:37Give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Hang on, Dan.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47All right, folks.
04:48Let's go.
04:49Let's go this way.
04:50This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53That's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:56That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00Sam Burrito has just claimed his first victim.
05:03We need to get you out more often.
05:05That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:07Yeah, exactly.
05:08That's what I'm saying.
05:13All right, baby.
05:15It is stacked and packed.
05:17Bye-bye, Ken.
05:19I love a mid-century modern.
05:20Yeah.
05:21This storage unit has ivy written all over it.
05:23Dirty and heavy.
05:25That's up.
05:26Don't waste talking crap about me.
05:27I know.
05:28She's like a beast.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:31Now I know.
05:35Aren't those coffee tables like mid-century?
05:37No.
05:38They look like they're like 1960s.
05:40No, they're about like 1997 and have money.
05:42Look at the tools down there.
05:43That looks like craftsmen.
05:44Honey, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:47That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:52Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:54I got a wife.
05:55A lot of power tools.
05:56And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:58It's a good unit.
05:59I like it actually.
06:00We're coming anyway.
06:01That's why.
06:02Aye, aye, aye.
06:03Hey.
06:04Three o'clock behind the gym.
06:06Oh no, I'm scared.
06:07Better be there.
06:09Ooh, this actually is my kind of room.
06:12Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:15Air compressor.
06:16Just bought one to use another one.
06:17Ooh, old gumball machine.
06:19Got a little bit of everything.
06:20Oh, I'll be, I'll dip into a little bit.
06:23I'm trying to be picky.
06:24This is not quite picky, picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:28but not back.
06:29Now there's tools, but I don't like good tools.
06:33There's a little weed eater.
06:34Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:37If it goes for cheap, but it's not going to.
06:39It's going to go cheap.
06:40Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:42All right, now.
06:43I see they got building equipment in here.
06:46They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:48Hmm.
06:49That's a big-ass lunchbox right here.
06:50I couldn't get all this in the Toyota, neither, you know what I mean?
06:52Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
06:54Stuff in everywhere.
06:55You said rip off the doors of the Toyota?
06:56Tie it onto the hood and everything.
06:57I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
06:58Well, just put the car in there.
06:59It's not going to.
07:00It's not going to.
07:01It's going to go cheap.
07:02Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
07:03All right, now.
07:04I see they got building equipment in here.
07:05They got stuff to drag stuff.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:08Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:10That's a smart maneuver.
07:11I might keep that in a memory right there.
07:14I'll take two trips.
07:15Wow.
07:16This afternoon, it's going down.
07:18Ugh.
07:19Ugh.
07:20Ugh.
07:21Ugh.
07:22Talking crap about me, Wallace.
07:23Ugh.
07:24That starts me?
07:27I see you shaking.
07:28I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:29I see you shaking.
07:30I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:31I see you shaking.
07:32I'm not shaking.
07:33I see you shaking.
07:34I'm not shaking.
07:35I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:39All righty.
07:40I see hand in the air right there.
07:42You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:44How's Superman doing?
07:45All right.
07:46Nice little unit here.
07:47Here we go.
07:48Number 20.
07:49What are you going to pay?
07:50Say how much?
07:51How much money?
07:52Where?
07:53I got 30.
07:5430.
07:5540.
07:5640.
07:5740.
07:5840.
07:5950.
08:0050.
08:0160.
08:0260.
08:0330.
08:04I don't know why you're spying with me.
08:053 and a half.
08:06350.
08:07Oh, damn.
08:08That went quick.
08:09Yeah!
08:10400.
08:11400.
08:124 and a half.
08:13500.
08:14500.
08:15500.
08:16600.
08:17600.
08:18600.
08:19700.
08:20700.
08:21700.
08:22700.
08:23800.
08:24900.
08:25900.
08:26900.
08:27800.
08:281,000 there.
08:291,000.
08:301,000.
08:311,000.
08:321,000.
08:331,000.
08:341,000.
08:351,000.
08:361,000.
08:371,000.
08:381,000.
08:391,000.
08:401,000.
08:411,000.
08:421,000.
08:431,000.
08:441,000.
08:451,000.
08:461,000.
08:471,000.
08:481,000.
08:491,000.
08:501,000.
08:511,000.
08:521,000.
08:531,000.
08:541,000.
08:55a butterfly bid like a bee well this is what a thousand gets me let's find out if i'm happy or
09:02not well this is not a bad box to start off with here's one two pedigree that's what i used to feed
09:12my dogs three i think this is stacked with die cast cars another one these don't sell as good
09:20as they used to do but hey 100. oh very light i don't like light boxes they often don't mean good
09:27this one looks pretty good all brand new this whole entire box 250 bucks look at that 350
09:35in two boxes you can't beat this with a stick uh-oh i have a feeling it's more die cast cars
09:39because it's really light yes it is well got another 250 right here boom well this is more
09:48my angle let's see where we at okay wow good condition not bad this whole entire box 30 bucks
10:00is this giant weed whacker stuff what is this
10:04maybe it works together with that this looks like some kind of weird looking little like
10:08airship but i don't know how this all works wonder if you can got a controller somewhere
10:12and you just drive this underwater looks like a camera go down there and find where the catfish
10:16are guess what i'll be cooking tomorrow definitely looks expensive anything that works in water and
10:21is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money well you know my motto if i don't know what it is find
10:26somebody who does oh sweet this is half the reason i bought it oh sweet sweet this is half the reason i
10:37bought it you see this old timey stuff like this you know you stand a great chance of a treasure
10:41treasure hopefully i find the gumballs and the gum globe 25 all right the magic boxes that i've been
10:49looking forward to but you see how they're all getting squished in that means there's got a little
10:53bit of weight in them oh it's glass god dang it dollar two dollar at a time 60 bucks don't be more
11:07glass oh purses all right well there's at least a hundred dollars in these two
11:12crappy glassware laptops right there 20 bucks okay what we got oh feels breakable oh there we go
11:24well i guess that means it is breakable that's not super glue that's like snot glue it's all greeny
11:29color i know where you go go to your home boom now i needed some gumballs this thing was worth 25 now
11:37it's worth 50. stay away from my unit renee go down away those are still so good though those are
11:43like 25 bucks probably oh come out this almost looks like tiger oak old style though mid-century
11:52modern type table plus two one two three of these i would put these at all three 100 bucks now this
12:03i've been wanting to get to just because it's kind of neat i'm not a clock guy i just like some
12:09weird stuff it's a triple threat it's a table it's a clock it's a lamp and it's ugly 40 bucks i always
12:16like these boxes they usually have something good in them but these obviously don't because they're so
12:19like no money empty already
12:27oh damn well
12:30here comes the bride
12:47i thought you would do it again if you would do this last time
12:53uh that's the wedding heart
13:03goodbye old friend
13:04all right i'm tired of walking already ready to go home sit in my chair and drink a beer you
13:12guys are getting weak in your old age drop that lock off
13:19all right folks 10 by 15.
13:23whoo packs stacked and all that 10 by 15.
13:26all right
13:29some bags in the front here i don't know if this is authentic or not i have to pull it out
13:34there's a louis vuitton could mean there's some other decent stuff in here there's a lot of items
13:39it looks like a lot of kids stuff which i can't use but maybe there's some furniture or something in
13:43the back might bet on it
13:45that looks like michael kors you got 200 bucks right there shoes still in the box can't beat that
13:56a lot of stuff still in the original boxes that makes it much much much easier to sell a lot of
14:01money in this room a lot of volume i was trying to be picky but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy
14:07very very good unit we got a bunch of boxes we got a little safe right there that's the speaker stand
14:13low-key fan which i need right now because i'm leaking yeah this one here's a little too big for
14:19my little toyota that bag says ld okay well this is a good reason to buy this unit oh my god i just
14:27got really excited that's because you're standing next to me no that's not why it's called designer
14:32i'm like oh my god but that's not a real louis vuitton is it i've never seen a pattern like that with
14:36louis vuitton it looks like a family there's a lot of kids stuff in the but the good thing about
14:40this unit that's just a lot of quantity so it has potential there's a lot of stuff in here let's
14:44see what it goes for all right here we go and take a look look it over don't ever look at me about this
14:50one here we go look at me five five hundred two fifty three three three three three three three
14:56three three three three three three three three three three three three three three fifty four and a half
14:57four fifty five and a half six hundred six hundred six hundred seven seven what were 800 800 there
15:04what about nine nine nine nine where 900 one thousand dollars a thousand thousand dollars 11 11 12 12
15:11there whatever 13 14 100 i got 14 here but it's 15 and 1500 where i got 15 there and put it 16 16 16 and 16
15:181550, I want to say 8.
15:19I'm good.
15:2017, would have been 17, would have been 18, 18, 18,
15:22would have been 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19.
15:25I don't know.
15:26That's kind of high for that stuff.
15:27How about that?
15:28And 2-day, would have been 2-day, would have been 2,000,
15:29one of the 21.
15:30Hello, folks.
15:3121, 22, 21, now, .
15:33Thank you, dude.
15:3422, 23, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24.
15:38Oh, that's a good swapping merchandise.
15:4023, half, one, twice, last, seven, kind of call it 23.
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:44And 24, and 24.
15:45What the hell are these people, bruh?
15:47I got 24, but I put up a 24, 50 going once.
15:49I put up a 24, 50 going twice.
15:51Last, and then I call it 24, but it's 24 to half.
15:53Oh, my God, bruh, y'all crazy.
15:59Last, and then I call it 24, but it's 24 to half.
16:01Oh, my God, bruh, y'all crazy.
16:03I got 25.
16:04I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25.
16:05Put up a 5, but it'll be 25.
16:06I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25.
16:07I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25.
16:08Put up a 25 there.
16:09Put up a 26, guys.
16:10Renee, look at that.
16:11They're locking like it's the last burrito in Mexico.
16:1326 to half.
16:14Yeah.
16:1527, 27 to half.
16:16I get 27, 27 to half, 27 to half.
16:1827 and half, going once, 27.
16:2027 to half, going twice.
16:22Yeah, would up at 2,800.
16:24Hell, everything is 20 to half, 29 and a half.
16:2729, 29 and a half, would up three.
16:293,000, would up at 31.
16:303,000, would up 30,000.
16:31I get 3,000, would up at 31.
16:32I get 3,000, would up at 31.
16:33I got 3,000.
16:34I take 3,000.
16:353,000!
16:36Oh, farmers, and I call it 3,015.
16:37Yes!
16:39So let you air in here!
16:40Let's go!
16:41Whee!
16:413,000 bucks, 3,000!
16:42All right, come on down man!
16:44Don't mess with the king.
16:46I don't know. $3,000, that's pretty expensive.
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much.
16:50Okay, baby. Almost everything I can see is boxes.
16:52I paid like $10 a buck. What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky, we lose $1,000.
16:57If we get lucky, we make $10,000.
17:02$3,000.
17:04I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce.
17:07This boy didn't lose his damn mind.
17:11We're going to open up this unit, take a good look,
17:13and we're going to sell it outside.
17:14All right, everyone?
17:16Here's your book. Here we go.
17:17Five by five.
17:19Look at that.
17:19It's clean. Easy to load in.
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit.
17:23Down the road you go.
17:28I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food,
17:31some blankets.
17:33There's nothing here for me.
17:35Got a little baby unit here.
17:38Oh, Reebok.
17:40Suitcases, pots and pans.
17:41Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:44I'm way, way, way more piggier than this.
17:47Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:49That's a designer brand.
17:50Seven?
17:51They make jeans.
17:52I've never seen them make shoes.
17:53It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:57That's not a good sign.
17:59That's food right there.
18:00We don't buy units with food in them.
18:01That's the rule.
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:03Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05Might be military food.
18:06They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:12Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Dano, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:20Barry.
18:21Hey, here we going, everybody.
18:26What's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:26Say, how much?
18:27I got 50 right there.
18:30Here, here, here, here.
18:31What's up?
18:32I get out to you.
18:33I got 50 burDonald II套.
18:34What are you talking about?
18:34Are you talking about she already?
18:38Do you think he's looking over?
18:39Do you think he is up to do?
18:41He's passing out de representative.
18:42He is there.
18:43Three to go to theЗR.
18:44Three to halftel would be 350.
18:44I got three to the lower.
18:45Three to the lower.
18:46Three to theach bleeller.
18:47As you said, no, three to the corner, three and a half.
18:49Three to the Tetoni.
18:49Three to the level.
18:50Part of call at $325 tonight.
18:53Don't mess your way, Barry.
18:54I mean, kitty.
18:55Yeah, you got it right the first time.
18:57You got it.
18:58Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see the whole grand rich pancakes.
19:07Goongaya.
19:12All right, come on.
19:14Let's go, let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:17Woo-hoo.
19:17Who's a lizard?
19:18Vintage unit.
19:19With one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:29The old desk.
19:30I like the canes.
19:31Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one, for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Ooh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:43Stay picky, Ivy.
19:44Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:46Man, there's some dusty meat stuff in here, bro.
19:51But the only flake plants and I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Kitty might say that, too.
20:02It's a low-key undercoat.
20:04Right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in there.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yeah, you could.
20:13Trick or treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says E-J on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30Is this like an early medical device?
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right, here we go.
20:48What are you going to pay?
20:49What are you going to pay?
20:4910, 10, 10, 20.
20:51What are you going to pay?
20:5120, 30.
20:52What are you going to pay?
20:5230, 30.
20:53What are you going to pay?
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes, tell us now.
20:55They'll be wearing a lot of units.
20:57No, this one's a good one.
20:58Up to half.
20:59One and a half, one, seven, five.
21:00Right there, next to you.
21:01Yes.
21:01One, two, two, one, two, quarter.
21:02One, two, twenty-five.
21:03Where?
21:03Two, twenty-five.
21:04Casey, I don't want to move.
21:05That's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:07Three, right?
21:07Three.
21:07Three now.
21:08Three and a quarter, twenty-five.
21:09Three hundred, three in the quarter.
21:09Three, twenty-five.
21:10Going once.
21:11Three, twenty-five.
21:12Going twice.
21:12That's the final call.
21:13If you pay for three, twenty-five.
21:14And I sell that your way.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:26That's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:31Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the ladies.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:49Put the leftover burritos right here.
21:51Let's start off with this here bag.
21:54Why it always feels like a bag in a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59I said this bag here, $5.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged-ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:10I bet they walk 500 more.
22:12$5.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch something.
22:17I've seen them on a fishing show do this.
22:23Just caught in some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag pretty good.
22:26Let's go $5 with this film.
22:29Why do people be saving these old-ass scratchers, bro?
22:32What they think is going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:37What we got?
22:39Space jacket.
22:40They got the tag seal on it.
22:42Steve Madden.
22:43I heard of that name.
22:43It's about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Canned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know a brother loves some black eyed peas.
22:54Are you inspired?
22:55Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell pie.
22:58Oh, this ain't bad until the 26th.
23:01Guess who I'm going to be eating?
23:02Go get some hammer hocks.
23:04And I'll be eating some black eyed peas with some beef wrapper on it.
23:07Uh-oh.
23:07Black bag.
23:08Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes.
23:14Man, ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:23Uh-oh.
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something.
23:27We got a cave.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the Yucuma lady out of him.
23:33Oh, what is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:38It's probably worth some money
23:40In a musical instrument
23:43I've got to find somebody
23:46Know something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sound.
23:55Look at this, bro.
23:56They scramble it.
23:57They ain't going to take this out.
23:58This will smell like
23:59A f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:06F***ed up, I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:15I bet you it's clothes.
24:18Ah!
24:19Clothes!
24:20I'm a b***h.
24:21We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars I know what this s*** is.
24:27No!
24:27Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself,
24:38you just throw s*** anywhere.
24:41Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:50Hey, Hal.
24:59Hey, Ivy.
24:59Come on in.
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean or something around here,
25:03but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo to my buddy Hal at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you,
25:13but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:18Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:20This is the same as, you know,
25:21when you fly through the sky,
25:22but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward,
25:27go up, forward, back,
25:29and it's got a camera on the front, 4K,
25:32so this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:36Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo.
25:42So this is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical,
25:48and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:56Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:59That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:04Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop,
26:07and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:10Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:17And then you hit auto return,
26:19and it comes back to the surface,
26:20and you reel it in.
26:21So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:29You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:30Okay.
26:31Put this in a river,
26:32and you can follow the fish.
26:33A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo
26:51slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:57This one's used.
26:58So in this condition...
27:01Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah.
27:03I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:10I would say it's going to be worth about $800.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Heck yeah.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:27Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I need to get an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:34Good to see you, man.
27:38All right.
27:39We ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46That's good.
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight in dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right.
27:52Let's do it.
27:53All right.
27:53What you got?
27:54Those are cool.
27:55Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59What's a good starter?
28:00France.
28:01From France.
28:02Oh.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08They're like 20 a pop.
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks.
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That one's bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15I'll give it a nice to clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Shares are worthless.
28:20Four.
28:20Four.
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:31Oh, look at that.
28:32Some blaze.
28:33Always need grandma's doilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the is that?
28:37Oh, what the is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstress?
28:53Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
28:59They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on.
29:05Come on.
29:05Wait, do you want to feel...
29:07Come on.
29:10All right.
29:11What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money,
29:19so maybe we'll want to get somebody to check that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25You think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:30They are brighters.
29:31Oh.
29:31They look like they're older.
29:32Stand up with the USA on them.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:34They could go from, on average, about 100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Hell yes.
29:45Okay.
29:46Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51It is.
29:51This can...
29:51It's really well intact.
29:53Probably get $400 for this.
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58$400, though.
29:59All right.
30:00$1,500, dude.
30:01That's what we're around at right now.
30:02That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05Plus whatever boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right, let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:17Tatiana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:20You needed some help, obviously.
30:22My daughter, Tatiana, is joining us today so I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:34Okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right.
30:36Money bag.
30:37Oh, my gosh.
30:38You throw the dirty stuff at me.
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:45All right.
30:45This is all closed.
30:46$10.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep, beep.
30:49I like that.
30:50All these cars right here, that's $100 box.
30:54Wow.
30:54Look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another $100.
30:59All right.
30:59Here we go.
31:02It's all brand new stuff.
31:04They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like $10 a piece, right?
31:06Yeah.
31:07Makeup's expensive.
31:08$500 box.
31:10This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Bloks, $20 a piece, $80 box.
31:18All right.
31:18So these Jumanji things right here, $25 a piece, $100 box.
31:24Oh, nice.
31:25$100 in sunglasses.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:27You think it's real?
31:29You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:32You look like you could be like a Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:38Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:41This is what.
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside.
31:52$1,000 in the louis.
31:56Do you hear that?
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
31:59I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Just have a professional buy it as it.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:11Oh, my gosh.
32:12There you go.
32:12Get it.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, cash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Ooh.
32:17Wait, but there's envelopes.
32:19There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:23There's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good $50.
32:28Let's just get this jewelry box.
32:30The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow.
32:34I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All-cost jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here, it's like easy $400.
32:45It's nothing crazy.
32:46It's just quantity.
32:47This corner right here, there's at least another 50 boxes, closing house decor.
32:50An average $20 a box, just another $1,000, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine, but we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
33:03I'm taking my new yucca mulele to Joe Ellen Lapidus to see what kind of magic me with this
33:08here thing makes.
33:11Is Joe here?
33:12Yeah.
33:12Come on.
33:13How you doing, Joe?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Hey, that's nothing.
33:19I've seen you on the TV.
33:21Oh, .
33:21Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food out of them lockers.
33:27Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got yucca muleles.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this?
33:37Yeah.
33:38You gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my yucca later.
33:41Taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this dulcimer.
33:48You know him?
33:48Yeah.
33:48Warren May is from Kentucky, Berea, Kentucky.
33:52And he has a furniture and dulcimer store.
33:55And he does this wood-burning thing.
33:57These are like little flowers.
33:58Flowers, yeah.
33:58Yeah.
33:59And the wood on this instrument is just amazing.
34:02This is called a mountain dulcimer, sometimes called lap dulcimer.
34:05And where was the first one made?
34:06Appalachia.
34:07Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia.
34:09And the people who made these were very poor.
34:12Mm-hmm.
34:13They would use wood from pallets.
34:15They would use anything they could get.
34:17And they only had...
34:18These are called frets.
34:19Yeah.
34:19They only had the fret on this string.
34:21The other two were just meant to drone.
34:23That's a very European thing.
34:24Yeah.
34:25But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:27It's totally an American-focused movie.
34:29That thing probably worth some money.
34:30I'll tell you exactly what it's worth after I tune it up and play it.
34:33Awesome.
34:39Okay, now let me show you something.
34:40Coming to the stage.
34:42Yo.
34:45You make me laugh.
34:46Okay.
35:00Okay, so that's the traditional way of playing.
35:04Man, you bad ass, girl.
35:06We got to put you on concert and put you on tour.
35:09Now, it's your turn.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:10To the left.
35:11But not on top of it.
35:12Oh, that's how I feel it.
35:13Yeah.
35:14See, it's harmonious.
35:16Dulcimer.
35:17Sweet.
35:19And slide.
35:20Slide, don't hop.
35:21Oh, slide my fingers?
35:22Slide.
35:23Boy, you about to get cultured.
35:29Yeah, there you go.
35:30Oh, play the scale right there, right there.
35:36Kenny's going to be put out a number one hit.
35:37Watch me on Spotify.
35:39It's going to be called Sweating in the Garage.
35:42Okay.
35:43Sweating.
35:44Sweating.
35:44I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:47I'm sweating in the garage.
35:48In the garage.
35:52I'm sweating.
35:53I'm sweating.
35:54I'm sweating in the garage.
35:59Resolve it.
36:00Hey, that's some s***.
36:03Joe, I love the music, and I love the story behind it, but you know what makes me happy.
36:08Break it down, girl.
36:09Okay.
36:09This dulcimer is in perfect condition, and it sounds good.
36:18M-O-N-D-Y.
36:19I think you could easily sell it for $700.
36:27Wow.
36:27Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:29I'm going to be honest with you.
36:30When I got looked at it, I said, this can't be real because it was so light.
36:33But not listening to your stories, I'm going to come and join your band.
36:36Yeah.
36:37Yeah, I think so.
36:40Beautiful.
36:41Keep being you, okay?
36:42Okay.
36:43Don't stop smiling.
36:44And keep being you.
36:45Oh, man.
36:45I ain't got no choice right now.
36:465,000 fathoms, Captain.
37:00Aye, aye, sir.
37:02Getting deeper.
37:03Here, fishy, fishy.
37:04It's goopy down here.
37:05I can't see.
37:07Shoot.
37:08You know I wasn't going straight home.
37:09I had to stop and play with my new toy.
37:11Straight ahead, sir.
37:1310,000 fathoms and rising.
37:17Watch out for that giant squid.
37:21You ready to party?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Let's do it.
37:24Let's do it.
37:25Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:26Randy.
37:26Nice to meet you.
37:28Kozak.
37:28What do you got here?
37:29Oh, we have some fun, fun things.
37:31Oh, fun.
37:32I'm excited.
37:34Just wait to get to the jockstrap.
37:35Oh, is there things in the jockstrap?
37:37I'll find out.
37:38I mean, it might be valuable.
37:40I mean, I mean...
37:42I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with the drag king who knows it all.
37:47Johnny Gentleman.
37:48I think this is Bozak's first time with the drag king.
37:50I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:52So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:56So, it could be a very masculine character.
37:59It could be a very vintage character.
38:01Or, it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
38:05Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman.
38:07So, I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men.
38:11So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
38:16So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:21I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:25Amazing.
38:26Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:28Love the boa.
38:30It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:32I mean, I think it would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:35Ooh, yes, Diva.
38:37Ah, looking fabulous.
38:39All right, let's see what we have here.
38:41All right.
38:42This looks like a wig, for sure.
38:45Wow.
38:45It's very soft.
38:46It's very human hair.
38:47Do you want to touch that?
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:49That's very nice.
38:50It is very nice.
38:51Do you want to try this?
38:51I think it looks like a Bridget Bardo type.
38:53Right?
38:54Right?
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh, my goodness.
38:58Yes, honey.
38:59Isn't she pretty?
39:00Oh, that's pretty.
39:01Stop that.
39:02Okay.
39:03I mean, the jock strap and sock.
39:05It's a package deal.
39:06Ha ha!
39:06I see what you did there.
39:08It's a package deal.
39:10All right, let's see this mustache.
39:14This one is aggressively large.
39:17Yes.
39:17Yeah.
39:18And that's synthetic.
39:20Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:23She did like a mustache.
39:25I'm just kidding.
39:25Easy, Colonel.
39:27Like mother, like daughter.
39:28But wait, there's more.
39:29There's weight.
39:30There's more.
39:30Yay.
39:31Let's see what it is.
39:33Oh.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:36Oh, f**k.
39:37So these muscle suits actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:41And this is very heavy.
39:43This is probably.
39:43It's extremely heavy.
39:44Forty pounds.
39:45So the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:49As weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:53It's custom, like silicone.
39:54Only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:57Okay.
39:57And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
40:01Uh-huh.
40:01And the bigger the packs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
40:05All right, Johnny.
40:06How much money we got here?
40:08Is this a drag or a wiener?
40:10Well, you know, with the accessories and the suit, I would say you've got a good $700 here.
40:29What?
40:30What?
40:30Yeah.
40:31Definitely, you hit the bank on this.
40:33Tip money, right, bud?
40:34Tip money.
40:35Oh.
40:36Just a tip.
40:37Yeah.
40:38What?
40:40Randy Passante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:48Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made a splash, surfing up over $700.
40:56Renee Nazota's family affair delivered a smashing $400.
41:02While the sweet sounds of the dulcimer...
41:05M-O-N-E-Y!
41:07...rescued Kenny from the Burrito Abyss.
41:11Whoa.
41:11Whoa.
41:20I want you...
41:22Oh, really?
41:24...to dance and sing.
41:25I want you...
41:27Sing it, girl.
41:28...to dance and sing.
41:29I want you...
41:31Come on, now.
41:32Dance and sing, whoo, everybody dance and sing.
41:37Yeah!
41:37I want you...
41:39...to dance and sing, whoo, everybody dance and sing.
41:44Sing.
41:46Yeah, just like that.
41:47I want you to...
42:01Yeah, I want you to...
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