- 6/13/2025
Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 10
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00:00Oh
00:09Look how lovely girls are. I thought I was PDA with you guys like I'm actually obsessed
00:20What do you think goes? I like it. It's the biggest muff I've ever seen
00:30There's a hard-working man
00:41I know you're not drinking anymore, but you are spitting the bill here. We've got the good stuff
00:49I've actually invited Jess to come here today just because I know you two are on quite good terms with each other
00:54Yeah, yes, yes, yes, I want to try and
00:58Build a bridge. Yeah, it's my olive branch. Good idea. I'm not sure my presence is gonna help build that bridge if I'm honest
01:03Really? What what? I know you don't like Sam, but yeah, I mean I mean the ads has always been really weird with me
01:07Yeah, they're just like a gossip and they talk shit
01:10Well that I'm just like I'm a bit like the thing is with salmon yaz is when they they're together that they've become this weird team
01:16Of like they become one person. Yeah, and it's not it's not very nice. How is he wangled his way back in?
01:21I don't know that's the question asking why I swear to god you must have a diamond penis
01:27First I've spoken about ages. I'm already something better. I can't I've shedded this energy. I don't need it
01:32No, not getting angry, you know, even after everything said and done, you know
01:35I've said you stay in your lane off their mind he's been slagging me off on Instagram Sam and he has a book of cornering Harvey on a night out
01:42What's he talking shit about me in business? Yeah, how's that good?
01:45Awfully I've not done any work in four months for company, but the reason I haven't done anything is because I can't stand to look at the geezer
01:50Yeah, I can't he's just pissing me off like
01:54He's just pissing me off
01:56I'm going to keep putting coins in it
01:58Go, go, go
01:59Maybe just the checker jumper
02:09Yeah, yeah
02:10That's fitting for your checkered post
02:12What did you say? Checker post?
02:14It's very fitting for your checkered post
02:16That's bang out of order
02:17Listen, wait, can you explain what's been going on?
02:19Um, you weren't at the gig. It was unreal, wasn't it?
02:22Yeah, it was really good
02:24We had a great time until Angus walked in there
02:26I had a great time
02:27I still don't think I'd go there with Angus, but seeing him being a bit more of a bad boy did make him more appealing
02:33Did it age him slightly?
02:34It did, that's what it did
02:36It aged him slightly
02:37It made him slightly more toxic
02:39And that is appealing to me
02:41It's so bad
02:43Why am I like that?
02:45Why am I like that?
02:45I know what you mean though
02:47It did get a bit heated, didn't it?
02:49Between you and Angus, yeah, it did
02:50But so what was the end result of the conversation?
02:51Oh, friction, tension
02:53You're a dick, I'm a dick
02:55But you need to remember, you and Angus were friends
02:58And you are at some point going to need to just be like
03:02Just put that to one side
03:03So obviously it's the Oxford Cambridge boat race coming up
03:07And me and Angus would 100% have been there at the pub with a pint
03:11But he's not getting back to me
03:12Like I'm checking my undies literally on my screensaver
03:16They rotate around 50 photos every hour
03:18But you want to be friends with him?
03:20Deep down, I do want to be friends with him
03:22You just kind of need to look above it and be like
03:24Hey, dicks before checks
03:37We're going to get a beer in the sun
03:38I think it's too hot in here
03:39There is not a chance I have time for a beer
03:41Where's the help?
03:43Well, you know, Tristan is a shareholder of Bella
03:45He hasn't been in the office in six months
03:48There's days where we're so busy where we'll all be packing boxes
03:51Great feeling
03:52Tristan can see these orders coming in
03:54But will never say, boys, I'm going to come down and help
03:56I gave him shares of my company
03:58Of our company, it's not my company, our company
04:01It's not fully up to me
04:03But if it was up to me, he'll be gone
04:04I honestly cannot work with him anymore
04:07However, right, I've seen some socials
04:09You're putting little fire stuff out there
04:12Yeah, okay
04:13That fire stuff happened when he chose to go on live
04:17With Miles talking about me for 30 minutes
04:19That's fantastic PR
04:20He should have been at work
04:21So yeah, I did reply to comments and said
04:23God, this is as much Tristan's done in three years
04:26And I replied saying, Tristan's done nothing in three years
04:28I know that he's really not happy about that
04:30Tristan needs to give my shares back
04:32And I think we move on
04:44Do you guys have like a name?
04:46Like a, what could work?
04:48Demi and Jemmy
04:49Jemmy, Jemmy
04:50Jemmy
04:51We can call our baby Jemmy
04:53Too soon, too soon
04:57Oh my god, like children, are they on the cards?
04:59Let me go for a drug first
05:00Sometimes we talk about it
05:01Oh, I love that
05:03It's just moving so fast
05:04It is moving so fast
05:05It's amazing
05:07Well, I'm glad to see you girls are good after the gig
05:09Like what even happened?
05:11Lauren was kind of coming at me and then Yaz was coming at me
05:13And I just felt a bit like
05:15Attacked
05:15Right, yeah, I felt like I was kind of defending myself towards both of them
05:18And I know you don't want to like get involved in that situation because they're your friends
05:24But I felt a bit like I was on my own
05:26Do you understand how awkward it is for me to be in the middle of two of my really close friends arguing?
05:30Of course, and it is an uncomfortable situation
05:32But I think you shouldn't be scared of losing Lauren because she's not actually a good friend to you
05:36She made it incredibly hard for me
05:39And I love Lauren, I do
05:40But I feel like she didn't hear me out and she thinks that I didn't hear her out
05:45So I feel like I also feel like Lauren's genuinely incapable of having a calm conversation
05:50Yeah
05:51Yeah
05:52I feel like Lauren just seems like
05:53I don't know her but she sounds like a hot-headed person
05:56And I think she's got like a little soft spot for you as like a friend
06:00And I think once she calms down she'll come and talk to you
06:04I don't think it sounds like a big issue with you and her
06:07But Jazzy I know this is obviously an uncomfortable situation
06:11I would never ever tell you who you can and can't be friends with
06:14But I just I think you're better than that to be honest
06:19So how did you miss your tea time in a professional tournament?
06:27But I didn't not turn up intentionally, I wanted to play
06:30Oh
06:31Hi
06:32How are you?
06:33I'm good, how are you?
06:34Good, thank you
06:35How are you?
06:36I'm all right
06:36I got your text
06:38I'm starting to think your phone wasn't working
06:40Huh?
06:40I'm glad you're here
06:42It's been a while
06:43You good?
06:44Not here, I saw you here
06:44Sorry, no, we're fine
06:45We're, we're, we're
06:46I saw you the other day
06:47Yeah
06:48You know, I feel like
06:51We've lost our friendship slightly and I just want to talk to you in like a calm manner
06:54Yeah
06:55I am sorry that I made you upset and I made you cry when we went away to Dorset
06:58Mm
06:59And I want to be able to hang out with you without it being awkward
07:04Yeah, like it doesn't need to be awkward
07:05We have a friendship, like this doesn't mean our friendship
07:09Here we go, lads, sorry
07:12Water
07:12Cheers, mate
07:13Thank you very much
07:14There you go, brother
07:14Cheers, mate
07:15Hello
07:16Hello
07:17I didn't know you were going to be here
07:18I've been here for ages
07:19Oh
07:20Lots has changed
07:24Since we last saw each other
07:25What's going on?
07:27I mean, it's not my place to say
07:28But have you been dropped on your head again?
07:30Like, we've forgotten
07:31Like, do you have amnesia?
07:32Come on
07:33No
07:33No, seriously
07:34I mean, I've got an friendship, so
07:35I don't know how I'm supposed, like
07:37I know you and Sam have got such an issue with each other
07:39I haven't got an issue with Sam
07:40He's gone out of his way to have an issue with me
07:41But you also have an issue with him
07:43I don't
07:43Why he has an issue with me, I haven't figured it out yet
07:45I think his issue's got to do with you guys
07:48With, with your business stuff
07:49I haven't wanted to touch Bella for so long
07:51Because I don't want to walk into the office and look at Sam
07:54Because of what emotionally he's done to me
07:55Can you understand?
07:56I haven't done any work for the company in a long time
07:58Because he's fucked me over at every opportunity
08:00And it's now money and it's business and it's work
08:01And it's relationships
08:02He takes low blows
08:03And it's intertwining our drama even more
08:05So when I hear these kind of
08:07Rumours or people talking shit about me
08:08When?
08:10You two like
08:11Fucking jumping up to Harvey on a Saturday night
08:13Talking shit
08:14That's not actually what happened
08:15No, what I'm saying is you're both very busy
08:17I don't talk about you Tristan
08:19Okay, your boyfriend does
08:20So I'm asking you
08:21So why are you having a go at me?
08:22Why are you having a go at me?
08:23I'm not having a go at you, I'm asking you
08:23So what are you doing?
08:24Sam and I are not two people
08:26We're not even back together
08:27You're not two people, no, you're one person
08:28We're not even back together
08:29So I don't know why you're having this conversation with me
08:31Because
08:31Take this up with Sam
08:32I would love to not have this conversation with you
08:34If you're sat in front of me
08:35I'm here to sort out my friendship with Tim
08:35I'm here having a big drink with the boys
08:37Me and you
08:37Your attitude is fucking terrible
08:38Why do you think I've got a shit attitude, Yaz?
08:40You've gone up to
08:41Honestly, you're pissing me off, Tristan
08:42Like, I've actually not done anything wrong to you
08:44Give my regards to your fella
08:45Oh, shut up
08:46Oh, I can't match you, Sarah
08:48I'm selling back
08:48Yazzie
09:05Oh, thank you
09:15Oh, thank you
09:15Go on, Ollie
09:17Yes
09:18Nailed it
09:19Insane
09:20See, that is many, many years of practice
09:24I knew you'd be good
09:25I knew you'd look like a croquet player
09:27You walk like a croquet player
09:28What, you walk like a croquet player?
09:30What does that mean?
09:31They just have a certain swag
09:32Bent at the hip
09:33Yeah
09:34With a glass of pins
09:35Yeah, exactly
09:35Um, wait, hang on
09:37I really need to know
09:37Are you still pining off something?
09:39Yeah
09:40I can't
09:41Like, I don't want to
09:42But every time I feel like I'm like stepping away from it
09:44She kind of just drags me back in
09:46Oh, I think you've become a player
09:47And she's now going
09:48Oh, he's looking more appealing
09:49I wish someone had told me that that was the key all along
09:52Do you want to hear what she sent me?
09:53She invited me to the boat race
09:55And she sounded quite
09:56I want to say perky
09:57I want to hear this
09:58Hi
09:59I was wondering if you were around to come to the Oxford Cambridge boat race with me
10:04Let me know if you're around
10:06Because it would be nice to see you there
10:08She's done that subtle sexy voice
10:10I'm gonna go
10:11100%
10:11100% you've got to go
10:13Go and see a boat race, take her up the Thames
10:15Yes
10:15I will
10:16I will
10:17Okay
10:18Um, have you had any action then since the intimacy code?
10:21Can't remember
10:21We've been a bit stressed, did she?
10:23Do you not think that sex is a great stress reliever though?
10:26It is, but it's getting into it that's a bit boring sometimes
10:28I see
10:28Oh, the fourth thing
10:29Because you know what I like to do to get someone else in the mood?
10:32Oh
10:33Send a nude
10:34I've never sent a nude in my entire life
10:36I don't believe that for a second
10:37Not one
10:37Really?
10:38You've never
10:39Don't even have a little thirst trap number
10:40You've never just gone like
10:41Actually, Angus, I thought
10:42No
10:43I've got one or two generic photos
10:45That you've sent to everyone
10:46Yeah
10:48Broadcast message
10:49No, I've never sent it
10:50But just in case
10:51You know, if it's a really
10:52Crappy day
10:53Oh, is that what gets you off?
10:54Is photos of yourself?
10:55No
10:56No
10:56I'm not wanky in a mirror
10:58I'm not 14 anymore
11:00Internet connection was dialed back then
11:02It's great
11:04By the end of that
11:05One breast would come up
11:06And you'd be like
11:07A pixelated breast
11:08And you're done
11:08You're 14
11:09I think we should take
11:12A nude photo
11:14Of you
11:15And gift it to Gareth
11:16I think he would like that
11:18He'd love it
11:18I think
11:20The initial stance I'm going to take
11:23Is I'm not 22
11:25You're still in fine shape
11:27I'm all right
11:28But I am 40 in a year and a half
11:29I think it will be a nice funny thing for Gareth
11:32Yeah
11:32God
11:34So how is the engagement going?
11:48Are you guys more in love now you're engaged?
11:50I would say so
11:51I think
11:53Nothing's really changed has it?
11:54Obviously you've told me I'll be one of the guests of honour
11:57But I'd love if Yasmin and I we both can come
12:00You know
12:01No no you're definitely invited
12:02I just want to share you know
12:03Big day
12:03We need to plan how we get out of this
12:07So how are you guys doing?
12:08Yeah we're good
12:09I mean well I was good until I actually bumped into Tristan yesterday
12:13And he was honestly just so outrageous
12:16I felt like I was cornered by Tristan
12:17Like he was saying that you and Sam are so busy
12:20Like blah blah blah
12:21I was like busy doing what?
12:22I was like I don't speak about you Tristan
12:24Oh my god
12:25They're going around the whole of Chelsea
12:26Accusing everyone of speaking about them
12:28He was really angry
12:29I was really upset
12:30Like I was holding back my tears
12:31I was that shocked
12:32That for me is unforgivable
12:33And then he was talking about the business
12:34And he tried to like kind of go in the upset mode
12:37And go I feel really uncomfortable to go into the office
12:40Because you know everything that Sam's done to me
12:42This is a thirsty year old guy
12:44And it's like why have you continued
12:45Any responsibility? Why just buy him out?
12:48But he doesn't deserve to be bought out
12:50Because he's done no work
12:51The easiest and cleanest route is getting to resign
12:54I can help you and draft a left turn
12:56I Tristan do no work for the company
13:00And I resign with immediate effect
13:03Then it comes down to the shares and buying him out
13:05Well I mean just offer him zero
13:08You know once he's no longer a director
13:10He's no longer involved in the company
13:11You can easily get him out
13:13Good
13:13Tristan is worth zero
13:15Absolutely nothing
13:16Then just stick it in a letter
13:17Put it in an envelope
13:18And give it to him
13:19And say that's what you're getting
13:21That is kind of the where I'm at now
13:23Put it in an envelope
13:29Put it in an envelope
13:31and hold it on
13:32And give it to yourself
13:33and Marbea
13:34P...
13:35Monica
13:37Everyone I hate is going to cry when they see me
13:39I mean...
13:45Jules is neat, but it's nice to, like, hang out.
13:48I know.
13:49Us three, you two together.
13:51I know.
13:52We've had loads of nice private conversations,
13:54and...
13:55I was too sure.
13:56Well, cheers.
13:57Cheers.
13:58Cheers to that. I like that a lot.
14:00I like this too.
14:04Up.
14:06Think of the booty there, Lauren.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:09Whew.
14:10Whew.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12Whew.
14:13This reminds me why I don't come to the gym
14:15and I actually just stick to reformer.
14:17I can't do it.
14:18Hello.
14:19Oh.
14:20Oh.
14:21How are you?
14:22Hello.
14:23Hi.
14:24I'm Demi.
14:25Nice to meet you.
14:26You all right, Lauren?
14:27Hi.
14:28Not seeing you for a while.
14:29I like the pink.
14:31I've just been boxing training.
14:32Nice.
14:33How are you, though?
14:34You guys are...
14:35You and Jazz, obviously, so happy.
14:36Yeah, yeah, good.
14:37We're official now.
14:38Are you?
14:39Yeah, yeah, so it's all going good.
14:40Oh.
14:41Yeah, just staying at hers.
14:42But how are you?
14:43I heard, like, there's a little bit of a...
14:44Yeah, it's really shit, to be honest,
14:47because Jazz has been, like, my little sister.
14:50You know, I adore her.
14:51It's just been quite disappointing.
14:53Maybe you two need to, like, meet up and have a chat.
14:55What do you think, Livy?
14:56I think be careful.
14:57Yeah?
14:58Because I think she needs to prove herself a bit.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Yeah.
15:02You know when you almost, like, don't want to have a conversation
15:05because you don't want to be disappointed.
15:06I don't think she's going to...
15:07She was crying the other day, Lauren.
15:08Like, she genuinely misses you.
15:10Like, she don't want to fall out of you.
15:11Yeah.
15:12I think she just needs to actually prove through her actions
15:15that she wants to be friends with you.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Rather than just actually saying it to you.
15:19Be careful.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Yeah.
15:22All right.
15:23All right.
15:24See you later, y'all.
15:25Bye.
15:26I want to believe it so badly.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Because I really did value that friendship.
15:30I really, like, adore her.
15:32You know, I still do, but it's just, like,
15:35I'm not doing this fake thing anymore.
15:37I feel like she is like that a lot.
15:39Like, she tries to be friends with everyone,
15:41but then just doesn't give her all to anyone.
15:43Do you know what I mean?
15:44Yeah.
15:45What's going on with you, Jaz?
15:46How are you?
15:47Oh.
15:48So crazy that, like, I purposely tried to stay out
15:49the Zayno and Lauren drama just for, like, my own sanity,
15:51and, like, I didn't want to pick sides of my two good friends,
15:53and that's why I'm being now dragged into it,
15:54because I didn't...
15:55Back either or.
15:56Oh, here she is.
15:57Hi.
15:58Look at that smile.
15:59That's sweet.
16:00Hi, Maya.
16:01Hi.
16:02Hi.
16:03Hi.
16:04Hi.
16:05Hi.
16:06Hi.
16:07Hi.
16:08Hi.
16:09Hi.
16:10Hi.
16:11Hi.
16:12Hi.
16:13Hi.
16:14Hi.
16:15Oh, my God, not the smile.
16:16You look so gorgeous.
16:17I got your favourite drink.
16:18Oh, so do you.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20I need that.
16:21I appreciate that.
16:23Hello?
16:24Hello.
16:25How are you?
16:27Um, I'm not great, to be honest.
16:30Um, I feel like I've wanted to, like, clear
16:34some things up with you.
16:35I heard from Tristan that you, like,
16:37went in on him yesterday.
16:40I went in on Tristan?
16:42Yeah.
16:43I think Temps and Miles can both vouch for the fact that I absolutely did not go for Tristan.
16:48I had my backup, as anyone would.
16:51So I don't know why he's now related to you.
16:54Yeah, but you're defending Sam, and you shouldn't be.
16:56I was talking about the business. That's what I was defending Sam in.
16:59Only the business stuff.
17:01Like, Sam doesn't want him to be a part of the business.
17:03And it just breaks my heart, because Tristan's, like, the hardest-working guy.
17:06And he's constantly getting teared down from Sam.
17:08I just don't understand how you can't see that, because it hurts him so much.
17:13But, Julia, there's no... You don't need to get upset.
17:14I feel like you're condoning that behaviour.
17:16But why am I getting the grief between Sam and Tristan?
17:20What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?
17:23I'm not having a go at you, though.
17:24You very much are.
17:25You're having more of a go at me. I'm not really having a go at you.
17:27I'm just so done.
17:28I'm so done as well.
17:30You're getting so, like, hungry for things.
17:32Because I'm annoyed.
17:33I'm annoyed that you and Tristan are both trying to drag my name under the mud
17:36over something that I'm not involved in.
17:38I've just seen Tristan so upset by it.
17:41Like, he's so upset. I just feel like Sam needs to just stop.
17:43Like, it's just horrible to see him.
17:45Like, he's so sad about it.
17:46I think it really has deep down effects Tristan a lot.
17:48Yeah, it really doesn't. He doesn't show it.
17:50And he doesn't show it, but he really, like...
17:52And with his business stuff, like, he wants to put in the effort and put in the work.
17:56But how can he when, like, this guy is constantly trying to put him down?
17:59Like, what's he meant to do?
18:00I would just walk away.
18:02If I didn't need all of that and that guy...
18:04Someone's treating me so shit, I'd walk away and rise above it.
18:06No, because then I think that would be Sam.
18:07Tristan should walk away, rise above it and go, Sam, you've been so shit to me.
18:11No, because then that's Sam winning again.
18:13I don't understand what you're saying.
18:14I mean, she did not want to fall out with you.
18:15I just feel like no one's really having my back.
18:17Yeah, that's Jules. People don't want you to.
18:19But no one's saying anything.
18:20Jules, I haven't got a word in it's ways, mate.
18:21There's a stain on that, Sophie.
18:38That's been thoroughly washed in the last 15 years, I'll have you know.
18:46Maybe put an apple in it.
18:47That's beautiful!
18:51Oh, I'm a father of two. What am I doing?
19:08Hi.
19:09What's up?
19:09How are you?
19:11I'm okay.
19:12Oh, are you okay?
19:13No, just, I'm, you know, I'm busy.
19:15Been busy, but I'm feeling good.
19:17So, I don't know where the sass is coming from.
19:19No, it's not sass, you know, I'm just being me.
19:21How are you?
19:22Oh, oh, wait, are you trying to play it cool?
19:25No.
19:25Oh, okay.
19:26Yeah, no, that is exactly what I'm doing, to be honest.
19:29Look, I've, no, it doesn't really look like it now, but I was actually going to go, like,
19:32full bad boy.
19:33It's going to wear a leather jacket.
19:34It's going to get out the skull earring, but I couldn't find them this morning.
19:37I think I left them on my bike or something cool like that.
19:41I think that you're getting it wrong.
19:43I think it should be more Ralph Lauren on the outside, bad boy on the inside.
19:46Okay.
19:47I mean, I, I can do that.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Yeah.
19:51I mean, look, I'm, I'm just, look at me.
19:53What do you mean, look at you?
19:54I look, we both look great.
19:56I look great.
19:57You, we both look great.
19:59You look all right.
19:59Hey, guys.
20:01Hey.
20:02All right.
20:03Hey, Toph, are you all right?
20:04Hey, Angus.
20:04Hey, Angus.
20:06Like, what, what is with all this, like, cloak and dagger stuff?
20:08Like, why can't I just meet, right, the person who said they were going to meet me?
20:12Well, I didn't think you would come if it was just me and you.
20:15And now my wonderful, cute date with Tabitha has turned into, like, a three-way therapy session.
20:22Well, let's not be Oxford and Cambridge, you know?
20:24Let's just be Cambridge.
20:25Right, I'm going to come on and say it.
20:28Freddie, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry that I tried to get with your ex-girlfriend.
20:36You behaved extremely badly in Dorset, okay?
20:38Yeah.
20:39And I also behaved very badly.
20:42I think what you did was slightly assort.
20:44I know.
20:44Okay, well, no.
20:45You're here to make peace.
20:47We moved past from that and I'm here to make peace.
20:49And I also apologise for the way that that whole situation was handled.
20:52It's right, mate.
20:53It's been quite rough not being able to hang out with you because, yeah, it was just, it's been difficult.
20:59Hug it out.
21:00Go, give me a hug.
21:01Hey.
21:04Yeah, come on, Tabitha.
21:05Can I?
21:06Yay!
21:08Oh, of course you bring Tabitha into that hug.
21:10Best day ever.
21:11It's the most action I've got from Tabitha.
21:19Look at that beautiful, bright smile of yours.
21:29Yeah.
21:30I mean, it's very bright.
21:32Yes, I did get new to you.
21:34But, you know what?
21:36I think I've realised that I didn't need to change anything about myself.
21:40I've definitely learnt a lesson.
21:42Like, I will be getting them off.
21:43Yeah?
21:44But they are great.
21:44Thank God you didn't get veneers.
21:45Imagine they were shaved down.
21:46You'll look like Gollum for the next six months.
21:48Thanks God.
21:49I saw the girls last night.
21:51Ruby, Yaz, and Jazz.
21:54I mean, Yaz is your favourite person.
21:56She's just holding so much anger and resentment.
21:59But it's obviously, it is because she's back with Sam.
22:01He's texted me, well, he sent me some arsey texts last night.
22:03Okay.
22:04So, he's going to come down here in a bit.
22:06Oh.
22:07God.
22:08I'm not going to have Sam Prince sit across the table from me
22:10and say that I'm anything other than hardworking.
22:13But I'm not walking away until I'm given what I'm owed.
22:16I completely agree.
22:18Just very, um, masculine poses, Olive.
22:22Obviously.
22:23Good, Oliver.
22:24Is your party not tomorrow?
22:26Are you coming in a toga carrying her in?
22:28Well, I could do.
22:29To be honest, I kind of wanted to see what you look like naked
22:32because I'm looking for a little new, um, acrobats.
22:35I wanted to be Cirque du Soleil, Cirque du Soleil.
22:39And who was your date going to be for this party?
22:42What about the bloke the other night?
22:43Sorry, I was trying to forget that and actually preserve our friendship
22:46from the royal telling off that I was going to give you.
22:51How was he in bed?
22:54Well, we didn't make it into bed
22:57because he was way past his bedtime, basically.
23:00Oh, no, really.
23:01See, I'm so sorry I'm late.
23:03Don't worry, in slightest.
23:05This is my friend Will.
23:07Hello?
23:07Will.
23:08Will is a great guy.
23:10Oh.
23:10Hollywood best arse double.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:14Are you joking?
23:14All right, no, it's quite seriously.
23:15Just in case my arse is looking a bit more 40
23:17than I thought it was going to be.
23:18Yours looks like it's been sat on for 20 years.
23:20Well, quite.
23:21No offense.
23:21It's true, and it has been.
23:23So Will is taking my place.
23:25I step out.
23:26You step out.
23:27And you just have to basically,
23:28you have to make Will's arse look like my arse.
23:32Okay.
23:32Right, let's see Hollywood's best arse.
23:35Turn around.
23:36Oh, my God.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:40Not bad.
23:42Oliver.
23:43Sorry.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:46And I'm never coming down.
23:54And I'm never coming down.
23:58What do you think of this?
23:59I'm obsessed.
24:00Okay, we want to attend the circus,
24:02Lily, not be the circus.
24:03No?
24:03Okay, maybe not.
24:04Next one.
24:05I'm so sorry.
24:08I'm so sorry.
24:09I'm so sorry.
24:10I'm so sorry.
24:11I'm so sorry.
24:12I'm so sorry.
24:13I'm so sorry.
24:14I'm so sorry.
24:15I'm so sorry.
24:16I'm so sorry.
24:16I'm so sorry.
24:18Hi.
24:19Hi.
24:21Thanks for the tea.
24:23You're welcome.
24:26You all right?
24:27um it's a hard question to answer to be honest yeah i just thought it was finally time for us
24:37to like chat and i hope you know how much this is like breaking my heart like actually
24:43i understand that why you're frustrated of course i do and
24:48it just i don't know i feel i can't do anything right really
24:56with you what do you mean like when it comes to this it's really hard for me when like i
25:04genuinely i know you said that it's not possible to like love loads of people but like with you
25:09and zeno like they're two very different friendships two very strong friendships
25:13hopefully with us strong but i really i thought you know what i'm not i'm not even gonna get
25:19involved and hopefully they can just have it out with each other and then we and then we just hear
25:23that like hurts me you're the last person i want to fall out with you know i don't really mind the
25:29others really okay with it you're you it like hits like yeah it hits like it just sucks you know like
25:37i feel like we have such a good connection such a nice friendship and like i'm there for you jaz
25:42like all the time you know and like i just want to feel like you're there for me yeah i came prepared
25:50no yeah i really like my makeup
25:59what love you
26:04love you love you um but i just want to thank you for being so i know that you didn't expect to run
26:11into demi yeah not at all and then she was like yeah that livy girl doesn't like you and i was like
26:16sorry but then we came home and i was like wait so livy's the one with the problem and
26:21well i was really confused like did you feel that vibe when you were speaking i feel more
26:26livy she in that moment was like i could just like proceed with caution yeah are you guys friends
26:32you and livy i would say we're good like i've really tried to make an effort with her since the
26:36maldives so it kind of just like jabbed me a bit yeah she was like if you're friends with everybody
26:44are you really a good friend to anyone yeah to say that in front of demi was a bit odd yeah you know
26:53it's a bit embarrassing
27:01all right who are you supporting i'm oxford okay let's do it let's have it i'm oxford as well
27:07what do you think this one is a contender for sure i love it so do i picked out these for you
27:26maybe with to go with the dress i'd like to go with it a hundred percent this is really the vibe
27:30for sophie's party i feel like it works it's a lot but no i love you it's great short i love short
27:36yeah this is such a good idea actually renting out a dress i know because i hate wearing the same dress
27:41twice it's also just a really good idea because obviously it's like good for the planet but then
27:44also you get to wear loads different things but look how amazing all these dresses are they're
27:47stunning how's he how's everything with jack yeah we're really good actually good yeah we're i think
27:52we had a bit of a rough patch for like a few weeks but we're so good now we're like on the right
27:57track good and how are you how's things with like the whole jazz situation lauren was telling me
28:03about it yesterday at the gym when i saw her we actually bumped into demi which was interesting
28:08yeah that was the first time i'd met her as well she's lovely no she seems really sweet but yeah she
28:14was basically just saying jazz has been really upset about lauren lauren said jazz has been messaging
28:19her quite a lot to meet up and that they obviously met up today for a coffee i think um
28:24um i mean i i'm obviously not the nicest things here that she's you know wanting to try this hard
28:33to fix yeah it does seem like she's like really upset about it yeah i just sometimes get slight
28:39fake vibes from her because i feel like she tries to be so nice to everyone i wouldn't say that she's
28:44fake but i do think that she struggles sometimes with deciding which way to go and like doesn't want
28:49upset everybody or doesn't want to yeah i guess like be on people's bad side and it's something
28:53i want to speak to her about and just say your priority feels like it's with lauren here not me
28:58there is a bit of a common denominator here which is that jazz isn't backing either of you guys yeah
29:07well you know i'll always have your back i know that my love and i really appreciate the support that
29:11you're giving me recently means a lot good sam sam tristan julia how you doing yeah i think i'm gonna
29:20go see you later bye bye bye
29:25sam tristan how's it going good yeah yeah really good good first of all i think what i can't seem to get my
29:36head around it's been days now it's why you raise your voice at yasmin is it funny yeah is it funny
29:43yeah you're funny it's funny that you raise your voice it's good you laugh it's a discussion and did
29:48you raise your voice i matched her energy you matched her energy your lies are swirling
30:06your lies are swirling what's the point of you being here is this is this the point of it because
30:12i can't be asked with you all because i'm so sick of a guy who pretend you're a pretender i'm sorry
30:19you're a proud gentleman that shouts at girls i'm not it's absolute bollocks sam you cheat on every
30:23girl you've been with you've left a string of broken heart women you're an emotional you are the
30:26poster boy for emotional immaturity you're a serial cheat and you're a manipulator stop pretending to be so
30:30happy when your girlfriend's saying you're sitting at home crying why are you crying are you why are you
30:35why are you trying to weaponize emotional vulnerability i'm sick and tired of of people
30:38like you trying to drag me down okay i'm trying to cut ties with you sam also you keep saying yeah
30:42cut ties with me yeah that's exactly what i want absolutely likewise apparently you invest into
30:46bella well no i invested my time into bella no no how much did you invest nothing emotionally time
30:52that's what i've invested i owe you nothing i i owe you nothing i gave you the shares you've done
30:56nothing sam i'm not going to sit here trading blows with you it is absolutely tell me what you've done
31:01nothing you're going on tiktok live and selling a few houseplants and not running a business sam you
31:04you're you're absent for months at a time you've had a failed podcast with a girl you cheated on
31:09and a failed tea business you're not jeff bezos you are an embarrassment and the fact that you're
31:13sat here trying to insult me means absolutely nothing to me i'm giving you nothing you ever
31:17say to me giving you straight facts you chase chaos like it's oxygen you chase the spotlight because
31:21you think you're a main character but you're a villain with a baby face and nothing that you say
31:25to me will ever mean a thing when you have something to talk about we can discuss i'm not
31:30interested in hearing you sam goodbye all the best
31:43you already
32:00your talent in the circus would be snake charmer i would love that of course you would
32:15you have tamed many snakes i still don't speak snake but i can charm them in that crushed velvet
32:22number you could be i'm the ringleader baby the popcorn i'm the ring i'm the ringleader
32:27i'll show you the top as for you we've worked out what your talent is you're quite good at bending
32:31at the hips showing the photo no i don't know if it's the right time now i think it is time what
32:38what have you done what are you what's going on a little treat little treat well we did a little
32:43something just for you this is from me don't think if you've done something with something in mind
32:49you the naughtiness it's a present
32:51is that you of course me look how handsome i am
33:01something's not quite right because it looks like the bottom bit looks quite muscly and the top bit
33:06doesn't that's your head on someone else's body no yes yes i know your bottle i've been married to
33:13for seven years that's my body it's just a different angle to what you're often seeing it that's not
33:17your butt sophie and liv came up with an idea that doing a nice naked photo shoot like i did back in
33:25the day was a good shout i thought maybe i'd get a hollywood's best stunt double ass to help me out
33:32hollywood's best apparently he was brad pitt and troy like that was like 25 years ago but i thought i
33:39think maybe you'd find that more attractive body attractive your body's better than this huh
33:45so this is silly do you see what he's trying to do it was just another idea that could sort of
33:50encourage just to push you guys back into the bedroom where you belong yeah let's raise a glass
33:56to ollie's ass bottoms up bottoms up sophie chin chin i've never had my ass cheers before
34:09this outfit is that shirt a shirt for a bow tie not not in the traditional sense no it's just a
34:22shirt okay anything else you do actually look very nice oh it's nice that you know we're all cool now
34:32i mean i'm not i didn't know we ever were not cool well no i know i'm just saying it's it's i'm not
34:36trying to sleep with you anymore which makes things okay that's complicated that's that's nice
34:40that's a good progression i guess yeah on tabitha i know the ship has sailed has it though
34:58do you like the performance yeah i was just staring at you staring at them i know i could be in
35:04here i didn't know where to look i was trying not to look at her but i was trying to clap her at
35:07the same time hello nice to see you again how are you good good good i kind of just wanted to
35:18call me because i feel like things have been a bit weird and since this lauren situation but i heard
35:23that you know you've been messaging her loads and trying to i guess like fix on this one that's how
35:28you that's why you've heard it yeah i told her okay yeah because lauren told me at the gym that
35:32you've been messaging her yeah it's quite hard for me to hear that when she's been treating me as
35:38badly as she has well i didn't expect to have a messenger talk about my business before we got
35:42to speak so i'm sorry that you heard that through a third party but at the end of the day about me
35:46like i'm not here like saying this one right i'm i'm okay hearing from livy that's obviously not ideal
35:52rude you know that lauren's been an asshole to me you know that she has i would told you that i told
35:56about the gig i'm saying you're obviously backing trying to back both of us there but i'm not
36:01trying to back both of you i'm trying to stay the world out of it but by doing that i think staying
36:05out of it is like all right let's guys come on don't know i'm listening to you being able to have
36:09an opinion on what's right and what's not no it's not critical no but i don't
36:13it's a completely different situation yeah you just swear i shall i just think you try to be friends
36:18of so like everyone you know you try to be so lovely and everything and sometimes i think that it
36:23comes across a bit disindentment okay that's just my personal opinion i'm not gonna be nice to you
36:27anymore then happy i just don't think the way you talk to me is that nice you belittle me you talk to
36:31me with like some horrible attitude i just think it's just don't get involved in my real friendships
36:35you've been here for five minutes okay okay there's no need for like take a follow-up then jay
36:42don't go no don't do that we've got our own situation you don't need to be speaking to her like that
36:47okay whatever i'm gonna leave you to that i just can't i tried to bite my tongue there i tried
36:55she's really getting on my nerves
37:06max i'm so sorry for the way that i treated you i feel like i've been waiting a while i appreciate it
37:17so now let's just come out the photo with
37:30what's going on with that i haven't i haven't joined us since we fell out but i feel like i need to do you
37:36you want to i would like to alice
37:42don't be nervous
37:46hello oh hello
37:50i feel like we didn't really leave it on yeah great times last time we saw each other yeah i feel like
37:55you know the way i spoke to you i do regret it you know i i would like to apologize
38:01i was taken a little bit aback by what what you said so thank you for apologizing yeah
38:08yeah
38:09any apology from you or no what would i be apologizing just for constantly saying stuff
38:15about tristan and i it's a bit different
38:19in my opinion in my opinion it's not but we can agree to disagree my comments were in jest um
38:26with the history we know you've got and you know you don't know anything about me sad please don't
38:30make slide digs it's not the time or place no slide digs it's just facts it's not facts it's your
38:34opinion anyway hello anyway best luck with everything guys did you have a chance to read the letter from
38:39sam yet i absolutely did not no because he came to me for some advice on how to deal with business
38:44situations and i just gave him some advice you're the nepo baby so it makes sense oh well you know
38:49i run a successful business and uh we're nothing but my wits and a couple of million pounds in uh
38:54family money huh you don't need to get your get your nose stuck into me in sam's business
38:59anyway if you need some uh assistance on finding new gardening companies i've got a lot of clients
39:05in that industry thank you i'll give you a hat i'll check you out on nixon no problem
39:09cheers well nice to see you been a pleasure to meet you alice good luck bye
39:13you're fucking tristan's here yeah and julia's here yeah i thought after that conversation i'll be
39:22like maybe one step forward but i thought ten steps back i think a resignation that needs to be
39:28sent in the post i need him to sign up it's time to go for tristan yeah but one thing that's possible
39:34is me and you i want you to know how grateful i am and i want to give you something what because
39:40what mine's yours a key for you that's so adorable so adorable why no no you put my initials in it
39:52yeah because i want you to feel like comfortable to come around mine i want you to feel like you can
39:56you enjoy the space much as i do that is so adorable look at the little key chain um
40:02i didn't want you to know that i love you i think also we both
40:08loved the people that we became not together and for me it's like i also want to make sure that we
40:13don't lose that yeah no i just i just want oh god what's wrong nothing i just want to talk to you
40:22normally how we normally do a camera i know but but i i'm trying to do that no but listen i love you
40:28i love you lots like i know i know that i i'm not thinking about the cameras i think you you
40:33no i'm not at all i'm telling you i i love you i've said i'm in love with you i said all these
40:36things and i and i love and care for you obviously like i think i think you know that i do know that
40:42i i can't ask for i mean for the minute you know that i love and care about you i think everyone can
40:47see i love and care about you like it i don't say it like you don't you don't you don't that's
40:52what i'm saying i said i've never had anyone who loves and cares you this much even when we weren't
40:55together you saw my back you know it's not an easy decision like made such a fuss around everyone
41:01being like i'm so like done like done done done to the point where i laugh and people like i don't
41:08believe you i don't believe you um it is harder when you are like faced again with an ex like you can't
41:15deny those emotions i guess um i can't understand that yeah and i feel like it doesn't need a label
41:21but i have got one more thing for you
41:28yeah i love you no that's unbelievable i love you
41:35what the i love you so much i thought oh why does this mean so much it's really sweet i love you
41:43well i just want you to know i feel like something like i want to shout out from the
41:46roots of so much i love you what the how do you know if you know my rings eyes should you try god
41:52this is very god like i can't believe that like i'm actually shaking that this is i've been obsessed
41:57with this for like that's why i had to call ruby yesterday i said what did we think about this
42:02finger this finger this finger i don't even know which finger no no no no no i think the middle of the
42:06middle of the middle middle it fits they always say if a ring doesn't fit it's not a good sign
42:20i want to say to miss you you have made me the happiest ever been in my life and i love you so
42:36so much i love you so much you know i really do
42:50i love you thank you so much and obviously i don't know what anything like the future holds but
43:06just know that
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