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Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 8

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00:00Oh
00:18What's this
00:30Let's go on man, come on
00:49I got you Tim Tams because I know you love them, they're your favourite chocolate
00:52And then I got you dates because you love dates and you're on a date
00:55And then I got you some Edomarmo beans
00:57What?
00:58They pair very well with Tim Tams
01:00Thank you, that's what I thought
01:02You thought Edomarmo pairs with Tim Tams?
01:03Yes
01:04I'll stick to the cooking
01:05No!
01:06See this is about me showing you that I'm going to do this stuff too
01:09But I thought I'd do a little snack plate because I love snacks
01:11And because you love snacks too
01:13This is perfect
01:14And have you noticed we're in the nature
01:16We are in the nature
01:17And there's birds and there's oh my god
01:19There's a parakeet
01:20There are parakeet, I heard them earlier
01:21Yeah, that's crazy
01:22Are you still pretending to be interested in birds for me?
01:24No, no, no
01:25I love you so much
01:26I very much enjoyed the lingerie that you bought on the weekend
01:28But have you also noticed that I haven't worn those lime green bottoms in like
01:31I have noticed
01:32I think you've probably realised I've hidden them from you
01:34Oh have you?
01:35Yeah, they're gone
01:36Shit, that's why I couldn't find them
01:37You were looking for them
01:38You do make me giggle
01:39Do you laugh at me or with me?
01:40Both
01:41Good, I think that's important
01:42That's the sign of a healthy relationship
01:44Well, apparently we're not great according to one or two people
01:49What is that about?
01:51It's...
01:52Vanderpump
01:53Honestly, why did they have to come at me and for our relationship?
01:57They have no idea about it
01:58Some people I've realised in life chase chaos
02:01Yeah
02:02And they really thrive in that negative space
02:04It seems to be Sam's actually
02:05Yeah, it's a common denominator
02:07And they thrive in other people's pain
02:09I think the superpower we have is
02:10I don't give a fuck
02:11Yeah
02:12I couldn't care less
02:13Yeah
02:14What Sam Vanderpump and his trophy wife think
02:16Am I flying or falling
02:22In silence or speeding
02:27Bad life, that's why I do what I like
02:33All these thoughts I do
02:35So I was looking around because I thought you've invited me over to hang this bloody picture you've had done
02:39Every time I come over, Sophie has me doing DIY work
02:43I love tool time with Gareth
02:45You've got tool time with Gareth
02:47Without a top on
02:48That's not true
02:50And just a belt
02:51Yeah
02:52He comes with a belt and a drill
02:54I'm like, are we even friends? We're just staff
02:56Exactly
02:57Sorry, did you actually play with the bag of tricks that Tabitha and me left with Oliver?
03:03Oh my god, this is the weirdest, weirdest thing, right?
03:06Yeah
03:07Oliver blindfolded me, right?
03:09And did this like weird intimacy feeding thing with like pickles and like chocolate and lumpfish
03:14The red wine was good, that was fine
03:16I didn't put in a lumpfish that came from Tabitha
03:18I mean, it was weird
03:19It was just a weird conglomeration of stuff
03:22I can't even tell you how odd it was
03:24Fair to say it didn't set the mood
03:26And nothing happened
03:27You didn't bonk like rabbits?
03:28No, babe
03:29No, babe
03:30That is so upsetting
03:31It was weird
03:32Do you have you, um, obviously because I talk about this all the time
03:35Do you have you ever thought of seeing like an intimacy coach?
03:37Because a lot of couples obviously get to a point where one does tend to lose their sex drive
03:43Right, okay
03:44But it's, I think it's incredibly helpful
03:46Like I know some, if you would want to speak to someone
03:49It's very common
03:50Tell them I want to know
03:51She does all sorts of stuff
03:52It's like tantric, a lot of breathing
03:54It's really interesting
03:55She's not like, wait, they just kind of give you advice and then they leave the rumour
03:58No, no, they're not
03:59They're not there
04:00They don't sit there telling you to bend over
04:01Oh, they don't hop into bed with you?
04:02No
04:03I thought it's like a glorified threesome or something
04:05I mean, that is, I'm sure that's out there as other form of therapy
04:07I don't think a woman climbing into bed with two gay guys is going to really heighten the mood
04:11I think that's the beginning of the end
04:12I think that's the beginning of the end
04:13I used to wanna be you
04:18Hey, cheers
04:34Cheers
04:35Still congratulations
04:36Congratulations
04:37You guys look amazing together
04:38That's bad luck
04:39Have you seen the ring?
04:40Yeah
04:41So pretty
04:42Wow
04:43He's delivered
04:44He's done such a good job, hasn't he?
04:45He's delivered
04:46He could have spent a bit more, to be honest with you
04:47You know what I mean?
04:48Right
04:49A little bit small
04:50No, I'm kidding
04:51I don't see you buying any rings
04:52We're on good terms now, Alice
04:55We're on good terms
04:56Let's keep it that way
04:57You guys look great together, honestly
04:58Yeah
04:59Thanks
05:00You stole Vanders from us
05:01Yeah
05:02No, never
05:03We have started going out more though
05:04We went to that sustainable fashion event, didn't we?
05:07Yeah
05:08We ran into Ruby and Julia as well there, didn't we?
05:11Oh
05:12That was a fun
05:13That was Jules, having a peep out of Jules for a while
05:15Yeah
05:16She didn't seem too happy with us then, did she?
05:18I heard bits of this from Ruby, but I wanna hear your side
05:20What was actually the vibe?
05:21Obviously I politely asked how she was getting on with Tristan
05:26Incorrect
05:27There's no way you politely
05:28I promise
05:29You're like me
05:30I promise
05:31There's no way
05:32That was after the reaction
05:33It started off really polite
05:34Start from the start
05:35So I politely asked how they were getting on and she just went, good
05:40Yeah, good
05:41It wasn't very convincing and I went, I went, I'm pleasantly surprised
05:46Whilst laughing
05:47Was I laughing?
05:49A little bit
05:50Well, I'm pleasantly surprised
05:51About what?
05:52About them being in a good place
05:53Oh
05:54And then she was like, it's been six months
05:55Because no one really expected them to last this long
05:57They both look miserable, so it sounds like an awful place to be
06:00I mean, she wasn't very descriptive
06:02Tristan
06:03Exactly, I mean like it, I mean look, with all the hardships they've been through
06:07If they were in a good place, I'm sure she'd be shouting it from the rooftops
06:11How well and what he's been doing, the gestures he's been making, etc, etc
06:15I think it was more her reaction to everything was so unnecessary
06:19I don't know why she was so bothered by the small things that you said
06:22Listen, I found it hard to be Tristan's friend over the last few years
06:25I can't imagine what it's like to be Tristan's girlfriend
06:28Bless jewels, honestly, let's all pray for jewels
06:31They both deserve medals
06:33Look, I can tell you something who is really pissing me off at the moment
06:36And pissing me off this whole trip
06:38Is Temps
06:39He's just grinding my gears
06:41What was he doing?
06:42He's not the Australian Temps
06:44I used to love hanging out with Temps
06:45Good bloke, loves a good time, loves a beer
06:47Didn't he get a tattoo for you?
06:49He's got Bondi boys
06:51Were you included in the Bondi boys?
06:53Yeah, I was included, yeah
06:54So you were very close
06:55Wait, do you have the tattoo?
06:56Absolutely not
06:58It was a group tattoo which I believe only Temps got
07:02And what got me is, anyone can have any opinions on me
07:06But when he speaks to Yaz in a particular tone
07:09And says his opinions to Yaz and makes her cry
07:11That's when I have a fucking problem
07:13Do you think you'd get back with her?
07:15I don't know honestly what the future holds
07:17But all I know is that I love hanging out with Yasmin
07:19And we just had the best weekend together
07:36Come on, come on, come on, come on
07:38Come on
07:43This is fun, how are you doing brother?
07:44Good, still feeling it in my doubts
07:46But I'm good, other than that
07:47He's practising for like barging people up the way
07:49Yeah, yeah, yeah
07:50Sam
07:51No, but I'm good, we missed you on the last day
07:53Yeah, so I had to run
07:54Had a few meetings back in London
07:56No you didn't, you had a little sulk and went off
07:58Oh yeah
07:59No, no, you know what it was
08:00It was a bit weird, with Yaz
08:02Obviously we have had an amazing friendship
08:05And then we didn't speak for a while when she was with Sam
08:07And then I was trying to look out for her
08:09And then I was trying to look out for her
08:10When she like came back to London
08:11And wanted to hang out loads
08:12And it annoyed me that she had lied
08:17And I get it like at the dinner table
08:19Maybe from my part it wasn't the right thing to be like
08:22Look, I'm going to call you out on this
08:23But I almost felt like if I didn't
08:25She would have said the truth
08:26It kind of forced her to do it
08:28Well, I don't think Sam's too happy with me either
08:30Really?
08:31Yeah, I'm obviously I've made Yaz cry
08:35I want them to do what is right for them
08:37But I think deep down we all know
08:39That they're not right for each other
08:41And having five months away from each other
08:43Yeah, I do think they both have changed a bit
08:45I think they are quite immature with each other
08:47I'm just going to pause you there
08:49You're saying we all know that they're not right for each other
08:53I think they know that as well
08:55Sam was saying some shady stuff to me
09:13You're saying we all know that they're not right for each other
09:15I think they know that as well
09:19Sam was saying some shady stuff to me
09:21He was like, what's the vibe between you and Yaz?
09:25What's she saying? Blah blah blah
09:27And then I kind of turned it back to him
09:29And I was like, why are you asking?
09:30Is that something you want?
09:31You want to go back there?
09:32And basically he said, no
09:35I don't think she's wife material
09:38Oh
09:39But then he still wanted something to happen that night
09:42So then I asked him, I was like, are you just
09:44Are you just trying to sleep with that?
09:46Just, you know, yeah
09:47Yeah
09:48And he was like
09:49Mmm
09:50I can imagine him doing that
09:51You just did it perfectly as well with his face
09:53Mmm
09:54You know what, it's classic Sam
09:55He doesn't want you to be with her
09:57And he actually doesn't want her to move on
09:59But he doesn't want to be with her
10:00That's why he was sizing me up
10:01He was asking, you know
10:03What do you do?
10:04How's the DJing going?
10:05And this and that
10:06And I was just thinking, mate
10:07You sell flowers for a living
10:08I'm not like
10:09Plants, not even
10:11Plants, yeah
10:12Yeah, yeah
10:13Well
10:14I keep on running back
10:15Running right back
10:16If you want me back
10:17Then you got me back
10:18Got me back
10:19I keep on running back
10:21Running right back
10:22If you want me back
10:23Then you got me back
10:24Got me back
10:25So, I thought
10:28Let's do a picnic for him
10:30That's nice
10:31Yeah, because obviously he loves nature
10:33I love food
10:35So I thought
10:37So I thought
10:38How did this go down?
10:39He loved it
10:40Did he?
10:41He loved it
10:42But I did actually have to fill him in
10:44On the van pump stuff
10:45Yeah, and it upset him
10:47The fact that Vanders was
10:48Kind of like backing me into a corner
10:50It's like a little obsession
10:52It's kind of bizarre
10:53It is, right?
10:54It's so weird
10:55And yeah, Tristan just basically
10:56Saying that Vanders is like
10:58The common cold
10:59Like he comes up every
11:00Six months
11:01If that's not a dad joke
11:03What is a dad joke?
11:05It did land
11:07I found it hilarious
11:08And everything
11:09Okay
11:10Guys, doesn't this feel so weird?
11:11Do you remember in the Maldives
11:12When we were all sat there
11:13And Jazz came out to us
11:14And now we're here
11:15She's basically got a wife
11:17I've got a wife
11:18Guys, I genuinely didn't think
11:20That I'd be this like happy
11:22In my life
11:23And like
11:24So sweet
11:25Why is it not official?
11:26But you're all Insta official
11:27But not
11:28Yeah, we're official everywhere else
11:29To be honest
11:30I think it's just waiting
11:31For the right time
11:32And she's basically said to me
11:33Because obviously like
11:34I'm very new to it
11:35You've never asked out a girl
11:36So I feel like she wants me to do it
11:38Yeah
11:39And I've been
11:40Spending time in her ends
11:41So it would be nice
11:42To have her around Chelsea as well
11:43Yeah
11:44What's Essex like?
11:45Is it fun?
11:46Oh, you know what?
11:47I love Essex
11:48I've run faster
11:49In the country roads
11:50Is it country?
11:51Yeah
11:52I'm literally running on the roads
11:53I ran my fastest ever run
11:54Around her area
11:56So I think that's good
11:57Good vibes
11:58It's a good sign
11:59Yeah, I do love Essex
12:00Please
12:01Yeah
12:02You can't leave us yet
12:03No, I won't
12:04I won't
12:05Stay in Chelsea
12:06Demi can come to Chelsea
12:07Yeah, Demi can come to Chelsea
12:08Not gonna lie
12:09I couldn't stand you a few months ago
12:26Really?
12:27Not in like a mean like I hate you way
12:29But more in a
12:30But always wanted the best of me
12:31Yeah
12:32I did always want the best of you to be fair
12:35Because you always want the best of me as well
12:37Yeah, cheers for moving on, great
12:38Classic
12:39You would hate it if I moved on
12:41Honestly, I really wanted to
12:43I thought this was your guy
12:45Who?
12:46Alman?
12:47Yeah
12:48He was, do you know what?
12:49He was actually a lovely guy
12:50He was sweet
12:51And I think he actually did tick some boxes
12:52I wouldn't say he's
12:53Listen, he's not dead
12:54But it was
12:55No, we should probably have a
12:57Well, I probably should have a conversation with him
12:59Yeah
13:00I'm sure he doesn't want to hear from me
13:01The highlight of my trip is obviously being with you
13:03I had so much fun
13:05Yeah
13:06But then Temps on the other hand
13:08I've asked Temps to come here
13:09And I just want an apology
13:11I see Temps as one of our best friends
13:14Yeah
13:15Like Temps away from Miles
13:16Temps is the most adorable, loveliest man
13:18He should always have our back
13:21No matter what
13:24I don't think anyone genuinely cares
13:26Yeah, it's hard to care about me though, I guess
13:29It's easy
13:30Oh, I like being close to you
13:43We're always quite tactile people
13:44We are
13:45I love it
13:46It's also difficult when you're in a restaurant
13:47And you have to go sit on the table opposite
13:49And then you're like reaching across the table
13:51I know
13:52Hi guys
13:53Hey Sam
13:54Hello
13:55How are you?
13:56Good, how are you?
13:57Yeah
13:58Not bad
13:59Oh
14:00Congratulations
14:01Well, thank you very much
14:03Very kind of you
14:04Yeah
14:05So
14:06Everything okay?
14:08You're like
14:09I've been summoned
14:11Yeah
14:12Seems to be
14:13It's not so much a summons
14:14It's just a
14:15It's more just a conversation to us
14:17I mean, we're great
14:18We're amazing
14:19Because I know you think we're not
14:20Erm
14:21You've said that a lot of times
14:22No, no, no
14:23All I
14:24Why do you giggle at everything?
14:25I'm really confused
14:26I think
14:27I think things make me laugh
14:28Okay
14:29I mean
14:30That reaction there made me laugh
14:31Okay
14:32Just clarifying
14:33Needing to clarify that you guys are good
14:34Yeah
14:35It made me laugh
14:36Yeah
14:37I'm just confused
14:38Like your opinion's just so boring
14:40And it's like
14:41It's giving like
14:42You're weirdly obsessed with us
14:43It's really
14:44Yeah
14:45It's really weird
14:46Okay
14:47I'm weirdly obsessed with you
14:48Yeah
14:49Why am I weirdly obsessed with you?
14:50Because you make comments
14:52All the time
14:53It's like
14:54It was so long ago
14:55When did I make comments?
14:56I feel like you forget
14:57That like
14:58You and I dated
14:59And you're genuinely
15:00The worst person I've dated
15:02Like I'm not even joking
15:03Like it was for two weeks
15:04Yeah
15:05Worst two weeks of my life
15:06Okay
15:07Erm
15:08Before this gets out of hand
15:09This is so boring
15:10We know how we all feel about each other
15:12Yeah
15:13I feel like I've changed a lot
15:14In the last six months
15:15All I'm saying is
15:16Put us to bed now
15:17And if we're two adults here
15:18Trying to meet in the middle
15:19This would seem like
15:20A reasonable
15:21Compromise
15:22I think
15:23Jules has fed
15:24Things back to you
15:25Very interesting
15:26No no
15:27She hasn't fed things back
15:28She's been affected by what you said
15:29And it's frustrated her
15:30We're not friends
15:31Clearly
15:32And I didn't have an opinion
15:33On your relationship
15:34I just went
15:35I'm pleasantly surprised
15:36I'm entitled
15:37To think what I think
15:38Are you being sarcastic?
15:39Yes
15:40I am pleasantly surprised
15:41So cut the sarcasm
15:42No no no
15:43I am pleasantly surprised
15:44You didn't care less
15:46You didn't care less
15:47You made a comment to have a reaction
15:48And you got the reaction
15:49And this is us saying
15:50Stop making the comments
15:51Right
15:52It's pretty simple
15:53So there's very different situations
15:54So irrelevant
15:55It's not simple
15:56You know what
15:57I'm actually pleasantly surprised
15:58That you and Alice
15:59Are even engaged
16:00Because I'm pretty sure
16:01You were complaining
16:02About how she's never paid
16:03For a thing in her life
16:04What?
16:05Yeah you were
16:06No I've never
16:07Yeah no you have
16:08No you have
16:09I've never
16:10I've never ever ever
16:11That's why I'm just confused
16:12You're engaged after six months
16:13And you're complaining
16:14About how she's never been offered to pay
16:15Let me reply to that
16:16Actually that's completely incorrect
16:18She has treated me amazingly
16:20Since we've been together
16:22My birthday
16:23She bought me a Ramona suitcase
16:24She
16:25To say thank you
16:26For when I took her to Dubai
16:27She bought me shoes
16:28I don't know
16:29Who's fed you this information
16:30And that is
16:31Your best friend
16:32You were telling him in Dubai
16:33I've never said that
16:34About how she's never even offered to pay for a coffee
16:35I've never said that
16:36I've never said that
16:37I've never said that
16:38No Julia
16:39You weren't there
16:40You don't know
16:41I'm just saying
16:42You don't know
16:43You said to your best mate
16:44That's all I'm saying
16:45I didn't say it to my best mate
16:46And I knew about this
16:47Since you guys came back from Dubai
16:48That's wrong
16:49So someone's lying
16:50So Rez is lying then
16:51Yeah yeah fine
16:52Let's clearly cut that out
16:53Right now
16:54Because that's a lie
16:55I'm just saying
16:56You make comments about our relationship
16:57Or I can make comments about yours then
16:58And I'm just going to tell you
16:59That's a complete lie
17:00You know that you've got a big mouth
17:01Yeah
17:02Vandermouth
17:03You've got a nickname for a reason
17:04All we're saying is
17:05Keep our fucking names out of your mouth
17:06And everyone will be happy
17:07Absolute pleasure
17:08Good to see you
17:09Never a chore
17:10How that doesn't make sense
17:12It's a pleasure
17:13Never a chore
17:14God
17:15What a waste of my time
17:18That was really nice
17:32It was fun evening
17:33Ah
17:34I didn't realise your caddy was coming
17:36No just best friend
17:37Sarcastic Sam's back
17:39Ah
17:40I've seen way too much of you
17:42I know you have
17:43A little bit too much
17:44I'm just here as a friend
17:45Thank God
17:46Hold his hand please
17:47A friend to Thames
17:48Or a friend to who
17:49Who are your friends with
17:50Well I'm here for a friend to Thames
17:52And also to you
17:53Are you okay?
17:54I've not heard from you
17:55Before I get comfortable what?
17:57I think you should apologise
17:58Fucking hell Sam
18:00Don't swear
18:01Right what is the actual problem here?
18:04Because
18:05Oh let me explain
18:06Go on
18:07My issue with you
18:08Is the fact you made Jasmine cry
18:10If I have upset you
18:11And made you cry
18:12Yeah
18:13You did yeah
18:14Sam you weren't even fucking there mate
18:15I could hear Yaz crying
18:16I had to run downstairs
18:17Just if she's okay
18:18Night in shining armour
18:19Because you're cuddling Armand
18:20Check on her
18:21Let's address the two
18:22I wasn't cuddling Armand was I
18:23There's two separate issues here
18:24If you feel like I
18:26Handled that in the wrong way
18:27And that's upset you
18:28And that's done something
18:29To our friendship
18:30I'll hold my hands up
18:31And I will talk to you
18:32About that issue
18:33I think what happened
18:34Is you came down
18:35To deliver the message
18:36In completely the wrong way
18:37And then when I said
18:38Something about it
18:39You got defensive about it
18:40By how you reacted
18:42No but it's like
18:43It's not that I delivered the message
18:44For me it was like
18:45Even if you didn't agree
18:46With anything
18:47I feel like
18:48That wasn't the time
18:49To stay in front of this new guy
18:50Dorset was so strange
18:52And actually the only person
18:53That was actually
18:54That I had there
18:55Was Sam
18:56Right
18:57So look
18:58You've got a problem with me
18:59Because I made Yaz cry
19:00I just don't like how
19:01Yeah you made Yaz cry
19:02Okay
19:03That for me I just think
19:04Is unforgivable
19:05I don't understand why
19:06You think that would ever be okay
19:07To say
19:08Have a conversation with Yaz in private
19:09But to have to say that
19:10In front of Armand
19:11And almost embarrass her even more
19:12I think it's too much
19:13I think you know that
19:14No I don't
19:15Make everything about yourself
19:16It's not about you
19:17It's about Yaz and Armand
19:18Well don't get me involved
19:19In anything then
19:20You're the one getting involved mate
19:21Am I?
19:22Yes
19:23Have I been on the other end of the phone
19:24When you broke up
19:25For the last five months
19:26Speaking to you
19:27Have I been a good friend to you?
19:28You've been a shit friend
19:29I've called you every single week
19:31To check in on you
19:32You never even sometimes call me back
19:33Shit friend
19:35I think to be fair
19:36He is being a good mate
19:37Why?
19:38I mean there's a lot of things
19:39He could obviously say
19:40About that night that happened
19:42And also that Armand
19:43Kind of shared with us
19:44But he hasn't
19:47About what?
19:48About what you've said about Yaz
19:49About what?
19:50About what you've said about Yaz
19:51What?
19:52What?
19:53That I wasn't interested
19:54I think, to be fair, he is being a good mate.
20:06Why?
20:07I mean, there's a lot of things he could obviously say
20:10about that night that happened
20:11and also that Armin kind of shared with us.
20:14But he hasn't.
20:16Like what?
20:16About what you've said about Yaz.
20:19What, that I wasn't interested?
20:20That you didn't see that she was...
20:22No, you said...
20:23What was it?
20:24Coming from you.
20:24She's not wife and material.
20:26I would never say that,
20:28because Yazmin is wife and material.
20:30And then after that,
20:34Armin said to Sam,
20:35what does that mean?
20:36Do you just want to sleep with her?
20:39And Sam apparently looked at Armin
20:41with kind of like a cheeky, chappy,
20:44alluding to the fact that that's all that he wanted to do with you.
20:47Listen, I think Armin can...
20:48Armin can say his piece now.
20:51On my life, I'd never say that.
20:53But I'm not going to sit there and say,
20:54you know what?
20:54So what did you say?
20:55You know what?
20:55I'm not going to sit there and say,
20:56yeah, I was...
20:56So what did you say?
20:57I never said that.
20:58So what did you say?
20:59I don't see why Armin would lie about that.
21:01I can understand why Armin would lie.
21:03Why?
21:03Completely.
21:04Because he's got mugged off in front of everyone.
21:06Right.
21:06Get out of like Armin, Yaz, and this for a second.
21:11Mate, you were fucking all over him that night.
21:13You agree that he's a good guy.
21:15He's a really good bloke.
21:15There we go.
21:17Yeah, I agree.
21:17Should he be sat there feeling like a knobhead
21:20because someone's delivered a message?
21:21Again, you're not letting...
21:22This is pointless.
21:23It's pointless.
21:24It's just pointless, me talking.
21:26Let's not...
21:26You know, you're allowed your opinion.
21:28You're allowed your opinion.
21:28As soon as I say how I feel about anything,
21:30it's completely...
21:30It's not about you.
21:32It's about Yasmin.
21:32Well, it is because you've called me in
21:33to fucking have a chat with you, Sam.
21:34Because I think you should say sorry to Yasmin.
21:36I brought you here to say sorry.
21:37I've literally just...
21:37Now you've said it, you can go.
21:39All right.
21:39Fuck you then, mate.
21:40Not bad.
21:43Okay.
21:43Well, that is not how I want things to go.
21:48Look, I'm going to leave you guys to it.
21:49I'm going to check on him,
21:50but I will message you and we'll sort something out.
21:52Always a pleasure, bro.
21:54See you soon.
22:01Hi, guys.
22:16I'm Victoria, your intimacy coach for today.
22:19So tell me, who from you was the one
22:22to drag another person to this session?
22:26Well, it certainly wasn't me.
22:27So I've got my party coming up soon.
22:41I'm buzzing for this.
22:41The theme is Angels and Demons,
22:44which I think is going to be fab.
22:45Thank you for giving me a plus one.
22:47Oh, of course.
22:48I promise, won't disappoint.
22:49I'm excited to meet the plus one.
22:50You're plus one.
22:51I'm looking forward to it.
22:52Where is she?
22:54However...
22:55Ellen has been invited.
22:59Why?
22:59Are you okay with...
23:00She's a friend, but, like,
23:02if it's too problematic...
23:04Oh, my God.
23:04I'm sure we can, you know,
23:06give her a different date.
23:07But, Kabir, I'm going to...
23:09I've got my wife coming.
23:10Yeah, but you and your wife are so strong.
23:12My wife and Ellen know each other.
23:15Oh.
23:15Yes, they've met before.
23:17Oh, okay.
23:17And Demi's, like, a bit, you know.
23:19So you could be cordial,
23:20but Demi might not be.
23:22I'm sure Demi will be fine.
23:23Demi's lovely, so she'll be...
23:24Oh, I'm sure she is,
23:25but I'm sure, like,
23:26she'll see Ellen and be like,
23:26it's on sight.
23:27Yeah, but at the end of the day,
23:28Demi got the girl.
23:29Exactly.
23:30She won already.
23:31She's won.
23:32No, I've won.
23:32She won a prize, baby.
23:33Oh, you are so sweet.
23:35Prize.
23:37Gareth, what will be the ideal
23:39sex life for you?
23:41Describe it to me.
23:42Do you know what?
23:42With juicy details.
23:44I mean, basically,
23:45I would...
23:46I'm like a
23:48three to five a week
23:50sort of guy,
23:50and then I realise that...
23:52Like, you're part three
23:53five times a week?
23:54Yeah.
23:54Are you insane?
23:56You literally wrote a book
23:58called Laid in Chelsea.
24:00Don't raise your eyebrows like that.
24:03Only can because my Botox is worn off.
24:04I know.
24:04And for Oli,
24:09what needs to happen
24:10for you to feel...
24:13I like to call it
24:14to switch in a lover mode.
24:19Um,
24:19I don't know.
24:22Barry White?
24:24I think,
24:24I think
24:25one can get quite
24:26bored
24:28of just
24:28a bedtime schedule.
24:30Bedtime schedule.
24:33Or you go to bed
24:34and
24:34we often work
24:36from bed.
24:37So is it about
24:38a place,
24:39a different novel
24:40place
24:41that create
24:41excitement
24:42and spices
24:43things up?
24:46Maybe, yeah,
24:47at different places,
24:49yeah.
24:50It almost sounds like
24:51for Oli,
24:52you can hear it
24:53from Oli,
24:54Oli novelty
24:55is so important.
24:56Gareth,
24:58do you have
24:59some ideas
25:00of what
25:01would you like
25:01to try
25:02and experiences
25:04you can bring
25:05to Oli?
25:07In what sense?
25:08What's an example?
25:09For example,
25:10you can organise
25:10a beautiful date.
25:12I call it
25:12vacation.
25:17It's like
25:18a fucking vacation.
25:19Oh, okay.
25:20Two of you
25:21together
25:22trying.
25:23Vacation.
25:24Vacation.
25:25Vacation, yeah.
25:26Maybe that's
25:27what we need,
25:28a fuckation.
25:29Vacation.
25:32Sounds expensive.
25:37I've had a mare.
25:38Tell me.
25:38Have you ever met
25:39Vanderpump?
25:40Yes, a couple times.
25:41God, I feel for you.
25:42Honestly,
25:43I just thought,
25:44you know what,
25:44I'm just going to
25:45message Vanders
25:46and tell him,
25:47like, let's just
25:47have a chat.
25:48Like, let's
25:49have a conversation
25:50like adults
25:51because I cannot
25:52be asked for it.
25:53And then,
25:53I did
25:54bring up to
25:56Vanders
25:56about how,
25:57basically,
25:58Vanders in the past
25:59has complained
26:00about how his
26:00fiancée's never
26:01paid for a thing,
26:02like never even
26:02offered to pay
26:03for a coffee.
26:04Oh, okay.
26:04Yeah, so I brought
26:05that up to him.
26:06Even though I've known
26:06about this.
26:06Why is he telling
26:07people that?
26:07Well, here's the thing.
26:08Well, he told his
26:09best name.
26:09He's got to your
26:09damn self.
26:10He told Rez.
26:12And obviously,
26:12Rez told everyone.
26:13Exactly.
26:13The thing is,
26:13I've known about
26:14this for a while,
26:15but I just chose
26:16not to say anything
26:17because I don't care
26:18enough about
26:18their relationship.
26:19I don't think
26:20about them,
26:20and I'm not out
26:21to get them.
26:22But if he's taking
26:23swipes at your
26:23relationship,
26:24you're going to
26:24swipe right back.
26:25Exactly.
26:25If you're going to
26:25give it,
26:26I'll give it to you
26:27right back.
26:27How did he react
26:28to that?
26:29Oh, my God.
26:29He was a livid.
26:31Hi.
26:32Hi.
26:33Hi.
26:33What's terrible.
26:35Let's do.
26:36I'm sorry.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:40Come on.
26:40Come on.
26:41Come on.
26:42We meet again.
26:43We meet again.
26:44Nice to meet you.
26:44So nice to finally
26:45meet you, darling.
26:46Good beer.
26:46I've heard so much
26:47about you.
26:48Likewise.
26:48So the wife has
26:51got style.
26:52The wife's got style.
26:53This is what we
26:53like to see.
26:53She's cool.
26:54She carries with us.
26:55Respect.
26:56No, I'm obsessed
26:57with you two.
26:59Look at them.
27:00This is so sweet.
27:00You guys suit.
27:01Do it.
27:02They look good.
27:03Yeah, because you
27:04contrast each other
27:05really nicely.
27:06I always say
27:06you're like the
27:07posh one.
27:08I'm like the
27:08little rough one.
27:09I'm like the
27:10little roughy already.
27:11No.
27:13It's street style
27:14and classic.
27:16Yeah, yeah,
27:16exactly.
27:17I'm loving it.
27:18Yeah, cool.
27:20This is fab.
27:21So how did you
27:21guys meet?
27:22It's actually
27:23through Yasmin,
27:24wasn't it?
27:24Yas saw me and
27:25then she told
27:26Jazz like you'd
27:27really fancy them
27:28and then Jazz
27:29slayed into my
27:29DMs, didn't you?
27:30I messaged her.
27:31And then what did
27:31you do after you
27:32and then I
27:33unsent the message
27:34because it was,
27:35no, because I
27:35sent a fire emoji
27:36to one of her
27:37boxing stuff.
27:37Like that's so
27:38awful.
27:39How did you
27:40feel about it?
27:40Oh, I was,
27:41I was so shocked
27:42because obviously
27:42I've heard about
27:43Jazz and like
27:44I've seen you
27:45and stuff,
27:45but I did not
27:46know that she was
27:47like into girls
27:48always dating girls
27:48so I was thinking
27:49oh, I remember
27:50rolling my eyes
27:50and thinking
27:51oh, not another
27:52straight girl
27:53in the DMs.
27:54Not straight?
27:54Another heartbreak
27:56but I think it was
27:57one of the first
27:58questions I asked you
27:59and you said
28:00you was into girls
28:01and I was like
28:01yes.
28:02Yes, get in there.
28:03Yeah.
28:03How like obsessed
28:04are you guys
28:05with one another
28:06from one to ten?
28:07Oh, we ask each
28:08other this every day.
28:08Oh, do you?
28:09I love that.
28:10But like ten
28:10means you're in love,
28:12don't it?
28:12Yeah.
28:13So we haven't said ten.
28:14We haven't said ten yet.
28:15Is it coming soon?
28:17It's a solid
28:18like 9.999.
28:199.9%
28:20that are recurring.
28:22Yeah.
28:23Recurring, that's funny.
28:23Yeah, yeah.
28:24Oh, hello.
28:45Hello.
28:46Hi.
28:47How are you?
28:47How are you?
28:48Good to see you.
28:49Good to see you, too.
28:50Long time no see.
28:51Long time no see.
28:53What's going on?
28:53You ordered me some tea.
28:54I got you tea.
28:55Do you like tea?
28:56I thought you know
28:57I like tea.
28:58Do I know that?
28:59Yeah.
29:00You know I don't drink coffee.
29:02Oh, yeah, that's true.
29:03So tea is my go-to.
29:06Your necklace says Yasmin.
29:08Yeah, it does.
29:09In Arabic.
29:10It does say that.
29:12Can Sam read Arabic?
29:14Sorry, what?
29:17Thank you for coming
29:18to meet me.
29:19No, thank you
29:19for reaching out.
29:21No, you know,
29:21after Dorset
29:22I felt really bad
29:23and, you know,
29:25it all got a lot,
29:26you know,
29:27instead of having
29:28that conversation with you,
29:29I think it would have
29:29gone very differently
29:30but it ended up being
29:32a situation
29:32between Temps and I.
29:34I actually saw Temps
29:37and Miles.
29:39Nice.
29:39And they had a few things
29:40to say that you had told them.
29:42Okay.
29:42I was merely responding
29:45to their questions
29:46and opening up
29:48a little bit
29:48but I didn't say anything bad.
29:50I don't know
29:50if there's anything specific
29:51that you heard
29:51that you're not happy with
29:52but I didn't lie.
29:56I just don't believe
29:57that Sam would say
29:58those things.
29:59Whatever me and Sam
30:00have or the connection
30:01we have isn't a physical thing.
30:02It's nothing to that.
30:04It's like an emotional connection.
30:05I don't know
30:05what connection you guys have.
30:07I know.
30:07I was just relaying
30:08what I heard.
30:08I know, that's fine.
30:09And to be honest
30:09it was for your protection.
30:11Well, I will have
30:12that conversation with Sam.
30:13That's sweet but I don't,
30:14Armin, I thank you.
30:14I don't want you
30:15to be taken advantage of
30:16because you were my first
30:17buddy in this group
30:18and I feel bad for you
30:19to just be a physical thing
30:21for anyone
30:21whether that's Sam or someone.
30:22I would never be
30:22a physical thing for anyone
30:24and I know that with Sam.
30:25Okay.
30:25I definitely know that.
30:26Like that is the last thing
30:27that would ever cross my mind
30:29with Sam, like ever.
30:30I just don't want you
30:31to be taken advantage of.
30:32But Armin, like I don't need
30:34you to tell me that
30:35about my ex-boyfriend
30:36of three years.
30:36Well, I'm just responding
30:37to what I'm saying.
30:38No, I appreciate that
30:39you know, you care about me
30:41and stuff but likewise
30:42I don't know if you actually
30:43care about me.
30:43We've met twice.
30:45Do you know what I mean?
30:45Like I don't,
30:46how have you...
30:47I wouldn't have driven you
30:47three hours if I didn't
30:48care about you.
30:50Also, I introduced you
30:51to my grandmother.
30:52Yeah, okay.
30:53I don't do that
30:54with everyone.
30:54I know but that was,
30:55okay, your family are lovely,
30:57don't you?
30:57Like they are a lovely family.
31:01But,
31:02yeah.
31:04You don't need to worry
31:05about me.
31:06Thank you though.
31:07Good.
31:08I'm glad.
31:08Please don't let me go.
31:14I know what I want
31:15and I want it all.
31:16Don't make me big for more.
31:19I know what I want
31:20and I want it all.
31:23God, you guys are happy.
31:25We are happy, aren't we?
31:26Yeah.
31:27You're glowing as well.
31:28I'm glowing.
31:29You know what I am?
31:30I bumped into Thames
31:31and Miles yesterday.
31:33Right.
31:33Apparently,
31:34I said to Arman
31:35in Dorset
31:36that Yasmin
31:38is not marriage material.
31:40I don't know when
31:41you know what kind of chat
31:42that is.
31:43It's when people
31:44aren't confident
31:45in themselves
31:45to get the girl.
31:46They have to slag
31:48and the other people off.
31:49He then also,
31:50apparently,
31:50he asked me the question,
31:51do I want,
31:52do I just want to sleep
31:53with her?
31:53And apparently,
31:54I smirked.
31:55Would you ever see me
31:56talking about
31:57me and Yasmin's
31:58that private life?
31:59This is,
32:00I've never said
32:01a bad word about Yasmin.
32:01Never.
32:02You've never?
32:02Not in front of me.
32:03Well, this is so funny.
32:04Like,
32:05and we seem to be
32:06in a very similar position
32:07to you.
32:08It's actually uncanny.
32:10Obviously,
32:11there seems to be
32:11something going on
32:12with Julia and Tristan.
32:13I was summoned
32:14by them
32:15to have a drink
32:16with them.
32:17Apparently,
32:18I,
32:19I am angry at Alice
32:21because I feel like
32:23I pay for everything
32:23in the relationship,
32:24which is...
32:25Our relationship
32:25is not transactional,
32:26for one.
32:27It's an engagement
32:28and firstly...
32:29So he should.
32:31Firstly,
32:31if I want...
32:31He doesn't.
32:32I hope she earns
32:33more money than me.
32:34That's the most stupid part.
32:36She said it came
32:37from my best friend,
32:38obviously, Rez.
32:39Of course,
32:40confirmed otherwise.
32:41And she's kept on saying
32:42that I,
32:44she,
32:44I was obsessed
32:45with her and Tristan.
32:46She was saying
32:47it was giving obsessed.
32:48It was giving deluded.
32:50I just think
32:51she's a joke
32:51and I need to talk to her
32:52about some of the things
32:53that she said about me.
33:04I found the DJ.
33:09I'm here with Armand.
33:10He's absolutely pumping.
33:12Oh,
33:13yeah!
33:14I feel always better.
33:18I feel always better.
33:22I feel always better.
33:25I feel always better.
33:28I feel always better.
33:31How are you?
33:34I'm good.
33:35Obviously,
33:37the last time we spoke
33:37was a sound attempt
33:39and was a bit of a...
33:43I don't want to say
33:44uncomfortable conversation,
33:45but I think also
33:46there was a lot going on
33:47with different people's opinions
33:49and maybe my frustration
33:53was nothing really
33:55to do with you two,
33:56just more the fact
33:56that we all want
33:58to be really close
33:59and I think we've just
34:00drifted apart
34:00over the last year,
34:03really.
34:04I don't know
34:04where you're at
34:05with the friendship,
34:06but I want to work
34:08on us being us again.
34:10Yeah.
34:11My only question is
34:12will Sam have an issue
34:14with us reforming
34:16a friendship
34:16and actually put an effort
34:17into each other.
34:19To be honest,
34:19it's not like Sam and I
34:21are in a relationship together
34:23and equally,
34:24I will not be
34:25any more
34:27in a relationship
34:28with someone
34:28that would affect
34:30my friendships.
34:32But I just want
34:32to make sure you also,
34:34you know,
34:34that Yaz
34:35who is super fun,
34:36super energetic,
34:37like, okay,
34:38look, the Almond thing,
34:39I loved it
34:39because it looked like
34:40you guys were
34:40such a perfect match.
34:41Regardless of you guys
34:42not being a match
34:43or whatever,
34:44be yourself again
34:44because that is
34:46what everyone loves
34:47about you.
34:47Like, you walk in a room,
34:48everyone wants to see you,
34:49everyone wants to talk to you
34:50and I would hate
34:51for that to disappear again.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Oh, I appreciate it.
34:56No worries.
34:58You're welcome.
35:18Hi, girls.
35:19Hi, Ellen.
35:19Hi, Ellen.
35:21Yeah, well,
35:22I saw you earlier
35:23and I thought I'd just come over now
35:24and sort of say hi.
35:26I thought it would be good
35:27for us to sort of speak
35:29as well.
35:30Of course, yeah.
35:30And sort of see
35:31and make sure there's no
35:32sort of issue with us.
35:34Thanks for coming over.
35:35Yeah, first of all,
35:36thanks for coming over
35:37and obviously,
35:37like, checking in and that.
35:38Yeah, no,
35:39it's all completely fine.
35:41It just was very quick
35:42that I saw it on socials
35:43and that's the only reason
35:44that I was a bit taken aback.
35:46Not the fact
35:47that you were dating
35:48other people.
35:49That's very, very normal.
35:50I was just like,
35:50wow, this is very quick
35:51and it's on social media
35:52and it felt a bit...
35:53Yeah.
35:54Wow.
35:55That's the thing.
35:56Like, obviously,
35:57I've been dating Demi
35:59and I think we both
36:00were a bit taken aback
36:01at, like, the reaction
36:02because we were trying
36:03to keep it low-key.
36:05Yeah, it was out
36:06of our control, really.
36:07Yeah.
36:08You've been, like,
36:09really mature
36:10about the situation,
36:11which I really do appreciate
36:13and I do hold my hands up.
36:15Well, I hope you have
36:16a lovely night, Ellen.
36:17It's been so nice
36:18to bump into you,
36:19hasn't it?
36:19Yeah, no,
36:19I'm glad that we've seen each other
36:21and enjoyed the rest of your night.
36:22Yeah, me too.
36:23Me too and you.
36:24See you later.
36:24Bye.
36:24Nice to see you, Willem.
36:29Had a nice night with you, though.
36:32I don't know why
36:32I was just, like,
36:32really nervous.
36:33Why are you nervous?
36:34I don't know.
36:35Why?
36:36I'm not sure.
36:37What's wrong?
36:38No, I just,
36:38I really like having you,
36:40like, in my life.
36:41Me too.
36:42And, like,
36:43I'm so scared
36:44because
36:45you have, like,
36:47all of me
36:48and I haven't
36:49given my all
36:50to someone
36:51in, like,
36:51a very long time.
36:53I just,
36:54I just see, like,
36:55a future with you,
36:56like, very long term,
36:57like, hopefully forever.
36:58I don't want to speak too soon,
36:59but hopefully forever, Jazz.
37:03You know
37:04how we always say, like,
37:06like 99.9%.
37:10Yeah.
37:14Yeah.
37:16And I feel like
37:17it's at a 10 now, maybe.
37:21Oh, you love me?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Is this you saying you love me?
37:25I do love you.
37:26Yeah, I love you too.
37:27Do you?
37:28Yeah.
37:30I do.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:33I was so nervous to say it.
37:34I wanted to say it all night,
37:35but I was just like,
37:36so did I.
37:37I'm in love with you, yeah.
37:38I'm in love with you too.
37:44Like, my heart is like,
37:46boom, boom, boom.
37:56This party is insane.
37:58Like, you've done
37:58such an amazing job.
37:59Everyone looks so good as well.
38:01People look fucking great.
38:03I'm really, really happy with it.
38:03I don't see many angels
38:04in the room, do you?
38:05No, everyone's a demon.
38:06Everyone's a demon.
38:21Is it actually true
38:22that you will not take requests
38:23as a DJ?
38:25That is true.
38:26I don't like taking requests.
38:26But, like, what's the line of it?
38:28If you get some, like,
38:29smoking hot girl
38:30come up to you,
38:32what would you play?
38:33Then I can make it.
38:33Well, like, what's the level
38:34of how bad a song
38:35would you play
38:36to get a date with a girl?
38:37Depends how hot the girl is.
38:39Fair.
38:40Oh.
38:40Hello, champ.
38:42How are we?
38:42No, you've dressed as a demon.
38:44You are an angel.
38:45You're a demon.
38:46Really?
38:47Why?
38:47Busy.
38:48How are you, boys?
38:49How is my friend?
38:51Who's your friend?
38:52Temps.
38:53I think you've dictated
38:54how things are between you and I.
38:55Yeah, you made Jasmine cry.
38:56Unforgivable.
38:58Well, like,
38:59if you don't want a friendship back,
39:00then don't even bother talking to me.
39:01Well, you're hanging out
39:02with this guy every day.
39:03What's the correlation
39:05between me hanging out with Armand
39:06and...
39:06I thought we were Bondi, boy.
39:07Have you shown him your tattoo?
39:09Please, please, please, please.
39:10Have you seen this?
39:11It's what Sam does.
39:12When he's back up,
39:13he's up against the ropes,
39:14he tries to belittle other people,
39:15undermine other people
39:16to make himself feel better.
39:17We've been here before,
39:18so we need to get back there.
39:18I've heard that.
39:18I can see that.
39:19You can see that.
39:20I've got some...
39:21Do you mind if I have a chat with Armand?
39:23Please, be an angel.
39:24I kind of want to watch.
39:26No, be an angel.
39:26Give me a drink.
39:27Come on.
39:28Absolutely not, man.
39:29Why am I going anywhere now?
39:30What do you want to say?
39:31Come on, Sam.
39:32No, please, be an angel.
39:32I need to try to Armand.
39:33Yeah, good one.
39:34Say what you want to say.
39:35Demon to demon.
39:36We need to have a conversation.
39:36Just say what you want to say, Sam.
39:39Wait, hang on a second.
39:40What?
39:40Do you want to get back with her?
39:41What's the situation?
39:42I can tell you something.
39:43I won't be telling the DJ here.
39:44You work here.
39:45Okay.
39:45I won't be telling you fuck all.
39:46Okay.
39:47So you want to get back with her?
39:48It's none of your business.
39:51You've said that we've had a discussion.
39:53Yeah.
39:53In Dorset.
39:54Yeah.
39:54That I said that Yance is not marriage material.
39:56I asked you, what's going on?
39:57Do you want to get back with her?
39:58You were like, nah.
39:59And I was like, why not?
40:00Okay.
40:01There's two things.
40:01Look, she's not wife material.
40:02I was like, is this just a, you just want to shag then?
40:04And you were like, I've never said any of those things.
40:07Well, man.
40:07Can I tell you something?
40:08That's what happened.
40:08I wouldn't say any of those things to her chauffeur.
40:10I've known you for 10 minutes.
40:11Good one, man.
40:12Good one.
40:12She loves my car more than yours.
40:14I don't drive.
40:14Okay, I know.
40:15At least don't be open about it.
40:16At least I want to spell it.
40:16Okay.
40:17I'll tell you something.
40:18Yeah.
40:18I've got an opportunity for you.
40:19Okay.
40:20Let's hear it.
40:20Here we go.
40:21I think we should pay off.
40:21You want me to sell some flowers?
40:23Yeah.
40:23You come work for me.
40:24I would love to, mate.
40:25I need a little grafter.
40:26I actually really see that in you.
40:27I love hydrangeas.
40:28I love loads of flowers.
40:29I'd love to learn from you.
40:30You love talking about my flowers.
40:32Yeah.
40:35I don't really have anything to say, to goodness.
40:36All right.
40:37Go get us a drink, man.
40:39Oh, yeah.
40:39Good one.
40:40I appreciate the chat.
40:41Good.
40:42All the best.
40:42All right.
40:43Thanks, champ.
40:48And it feels like freedom, feels like you're loved.
41:00Hi.
41:01Hi.
41:02Hello.
41:02How are you?
41:04I'm good, thank you.
41:05Hmm.
41:05Doesn't seem like you are.
41:07Why?
41:07I've heard you're saying a lot of things about me and my finances.
41:13Wow.
41:14That was your fiancé that originally said that.
41:17He didn't, so I just relayed it.
41:18He did.
41:18Let me make that very clear to you.
41:20I did not say that.
41:21I work.
41:21I have a well-paid job.
41:22I'm pretty sure you don't do anything, so I don't think you should be coming at me about
41:27finances.
41:28Okay.
41:29But I'm just saying, he said you hadn't even offered a pay for a coffee in Dubai.
41:32He's complaining about it.
41:33You bought him a suitcase.
41:34Like, congrats, we get it.
41:35This is so laughable.
41:37This is so laughable.
41:38I bought him a present in Dubai to say thank you.
41:40I paid for many dinners when we're out there.
41:41I don't need to explain this to you.
41:43I think we need to move on from that.
41:44The other thing you're doing is going around saying, my fiancé's obsessed with you.
41:48No, he is.
41:49He is not.
41:49He is.
41:50Sam was the one that had brought up Tristan, mine and Tristan's relationship when we bumped
41:54into each other's shopping.
41:55Because your reaction was so telling.
41:56I was literally saying how happy I was for you guys.
41:58And then all of a sudden, he just comes at me.
42:00He's like, well, I'm surprised you and Tristan are still together.
42:02He's the one that's bothered.
42:03Your reaction was so telling.
42:05Your reaction was so...
42:06Alice, I'm not going to tell Vanda's my whole, like, relationship.
42:08No one wants you to tell anything about your relationship.
42:11Is it bad that I said it was good?
42:12Is that bad?
42:13It was your reaction.
42:14Your reaction was so telling.
42:15And then you suddenly start exploding for absolutely no reason.
42:18All he's saying is he's pleasantly surprised.
42:20He doesn't like your boyfriend.
42:21Are you surprised by that?
42:22He's got an opinion.
42:23He's allowed to have an opinion.
42:24You're literally like...
42:25It's like pet power.
42:26It's really like you keep repeating.
42:27You're like a fucking llama.
42:28You're spitting all over my face.
42:30Relax.
42:30You are.
42:31It's like I'm speaking to Vanda's.
42:33It's like you repeat everything.
42:35Like, the same thing again and again.
42:36So laughable.
42:37This is actually not worth my time.
42:39How embarrassing this is for you to bring up another girl's finances.
42:42To be honest, I also don't feel like you guys will end up getting married either.
42:46I don't see that.
42:48Like, I feel like you guys have known each other for, like, a week.
42:51You're ridiculous.
42:52You're actually ridiculous.
42:54I think you're completely deflecting on the fact that your relationship is pretty shit.
42:59No, I'm so offended.
43:01That was pretty good.
43:04Bye.