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#It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
#It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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00:00How cool is that?
00:14That's what I'm saying.
00:15The attention to detail is remarkable.
00:17It's all about the presentation.
00:19What's it made out of?
00:20I don't know.
00:20The usual, like eggs, butter, flour.
00:24Shit, really?
00:24No.
00:25It tastes like cardboard.
00:27Hold on a second.
00:28What is everybody talking about?
00:29This show, it's amazing.
00:30They get genius bakers to disguise cake as ordinary objects.
00:36It's nuts.
00:36Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank.
00:38We're talking about this elegant invitation to the Ben Franklin Liberty Ball.
00:41Where'd you get that?
00:42I threw it in a dumpster.
00:43That's exactly where I got it.
00:44Hmm.
00:45Hang on.
00:46You going in the dumpsters these days?
00:47That's kind of my turf, no?
00:49I know, and I'm really sorry.
00:50It's not so bad in there, right?
00:51No, and you can find some treasures.
00:52You can find a lot of, well, you find stuff like this.
00:53You never know, see what I'm saying?
00:54And therein lies the problem, though.
00:55We're rooting around in trash for opportunities when we should be attending elite galas.
00:59Ah, those galas are a waste of time.
01:01I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed in the nines, eating great food, talking about
01:06multi-million dollar business deals.
01:08That sounds awesome.
01:10Yeah.
01:10And the exact kind of thing that we brought you into our operation years ago for, Frank,
01:14to do stuff like that to elevate us, not to drag us down by having conversations
01:18about what is or isn't cake.
01:20Right.
01:20He's making a good point.
01:21The cake is the whole thing.
01:23You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank?
01:26That's so stupid.
01:27Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know?
01:33Like every normal human being, so I don't have to root around in the dumpsters.
01:36You don't mean that.
01:37I absolutely do mean it.
01:38In fact, you know what?
01:38You're good.
01:39What do you hide in your pockets?
01:40You got any change in there?
01:41Get out of here.
01:42Get away.
01:42Back off, bitch.
01:48I don't like it.
01:49You don't like it?
01:51If it hurts, the part of you laughing.
01:56Uh-oh.
01:58Frank, knock it off.
01:59What are you doing?
02:06Is he good?
02:12All right, guys, let's not worry, all right?
02:36This guy's tough as nails.
02:38I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night,
02:40and he always pops right up in the morning.
02:41Well, that's just sleep.
02:43Are you sure?
02:44You're describing sleep.
02:45Okay.
02:46What's the difference?
02:47Either way, listen, I think our organization is at a bit of a crossroads now.
02:51I mean, this man was our de facto leader, and now he's literal dead weight.
02:55And it's not like we could just, you know, wheel him around and plug him in wherever we go.
02:58No, we could.
02:59We could just get a big battery or something, you know?
03:00No, that's so stupid.
03:02They don't make batteries that big.
03:03You got to have to get a generator.
03:04And spend all our money on gas?
03:06All right.
03:06Well, either way, either way, that's not the point I'm trying to make.
03:09What I'm saying is, even if he does live, I think we need to move on from this man.
03:13Okay.
03:14Well, look, why don't we just let the lady finish, and then we devise a plan.
03:17Sound good?
03:18Yeah, that's the right thing.
03:19Okay.
03:20Yeah, yeah.
03:20Sorry.
03:21You were saying?
03:21Uh, yes.
03:24Like I say, Frank requests to convales here instead of hospital.
03:27Clearly.
03:28It's happening, so...
03:29One of you is Theandra?
03:31Yeah.
03:31That's me.
03:32What I win.
03:33In event that his heart rate drops below 50 beats per minute, you will remove life support
03:39and facilitate death.
03:40Why me?
03:41Maybe it's because you tickled the man to death.
03:43Yeah.
03:43I think it was the tickling, and not the decades of whores and drugs and living under sewers
03:47and bridges.
03:47Where does the expression come from then?
03:48Tickle a man to death.
03:49Like, tickle to death.
03:50D, it's the man's dying wish.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Perhaps you're all experiencing stages of grief.
03:57First is denial, then anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
04:05Is it lecture time?
04:06I realize he's back in school.
04:08That's your doctor over here.
04:10I deny what you're saying, by the way.
04:11Yeah, absolutely.
04:12Yeah, that's not what's happening.
04:13No, no, no, where are you going?
04:14Where are you going?
04:14We'll come back.
04:15We were going to go to Patty's and grab some supplies.
04:17Yeah, we'll go to Patty's.
04:18We'll get some beers and some more chairs.
04:19Uh-huh, what's wrong with the chairs?
04:21Well, there aren't chairs.
04:22There's a chair, and it's covered in wax.
04:25I believe that's cheese.
04:26I don't want to sit in cheese, either.
04:28Fine, have it your way.
04:29We'll get Cheez-less chairs.
04:30Great.
04:31Get beers and come right back.
04:32D.
04:37Hey, just to be clear, we're going to that gala, right?
04:40Exactly.
04:41Absolutely.
04:42I just figured in the interest of streamlining things, we'd cut D loose.
04:44I think that's right.
04:45Is that right?
04:45That's right.
04:46We can't have her there.
04:47It's not going to be a good look for us.
04:48You know, guys, Frank's situation's got me reflecting on where we are, and I'm afraid
04:53we've drifted a little too far off track from our original goal.
04:56I mean, I don't know if you recall, but we were never supposed to own only one bar.
04:59No, Patti's was always supposed to be like a global brand, you know?
05:02Yeah, like a Starbucks for dive bars.
05:04Exactly, yes, but bringing your friendly neighborhood watering hole to everybody.
05:08Everywhere, right?
05:09A paddy's on every corner, right?
05:10Yeah, airports, shopping malls, drive-thrus, 100%.
05:15What went wrong?
05:16D. got involved, and women ruin everything.
05:20We know that.
05:20This woman does.
05:21And then Frank got involved.
05:22And then Frank.
05:23I can't totally deny that.
05:24I mean, the stats are there.
05:25The stats are there.
05:26It was like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, woman.
05:28So let's get back on track, okay?
05:30And look, this gala is the perfect opportunity for us to be jam-packed with wealthy benefactors
05:35who are champing at the bit to strap themselves to our rocket ship.
05:39Please, like, let's not worry about Frank.
05:41Trust me, he's going to be totally fine.
05:51Oh, I hate this.
05:53How long is it going to take for him to kick the bucket?
05:55Everyone is different.
06:00Oh, I get that.
06:00But it's like days or weeks.
06:02You know, studies suggest that coma patients can hear.
06:07Perhaps you speak with Frank.
06:09Oh, no, no.
06:10I'm good.
06:12I don't really love talking to the guy when he's alive, you know?
06:14He's still alive.
06:16Oh.
06:16You know what I mean.
06:17I just, I don't like him.
06:19Oh, it's time to cut him loose.
06:21This is happening at a good time for me.
06:23It's natural to be in denial.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Here you go again.
06:27Lady, I'm not in denial.
06:28I just don't care about Frank.
06:30Bitch, I can hear it when it comes out of my mouth.
06:33That sounds like I'm in denial.
06:35But you know what you're doing?
06:36You're painting me into a corner.
06:37You're boxing me out.
06:38And you're leaving me with nothing to say that doesn't sound like I'm in denial.
06:40I have no way to win this fight.
06:43Hey, say anything in those files about what kind of action I'm getting?
06:46I do not understand.
06:48Inheritance.
06:49Gotta get my money.
06:51Headed down to South America.
06:53Gonna get some cosmetic surgery done on the cheap.
06:56I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say I'll probably need two seats on the flight back.
07:03Getting my ass done.
07:05Ooh, I might get a foot reduction while I'm down there, too.
07:08Although, you know what?
07:08That's not a good idea.
07:09No, I'm going to need these feet to carry that big fat ass around.
07:19What kind of chandeliers?
07:20Wow, this is such a fancy gala.
07:23I've seen a lot of tuxes, I've got to say.
07:25But you know what?
07:26I think we'll just tell people that we came from an even fancier gala.
07:29Yeah.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Right?
07:30That'll make us look cool.
07:31We will.
07:31Okay.
07:32Now, I'm thinking that table right there, that's where we make our move.
07:37Wow.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Those guys look intense.
07:39Those are heavy hitters.
07:40I got an angle.
07:41Okay, we go in there, we say that we're the Smuckers Brothers.
07:45Why?
07:46Well, we're like the Smuckers Brothers.
07:48We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the deep south.
07:52How does that get us closer to the gold?
07:53Well, they're going to be oppressed with some jelly magnets.
07:56I think that you are confusing the Smuckers Brothers with the Smothers Brothers, who were a folk singing duo from the 50s.
08:03Oh, shit.
08:03Yeah.
08:04And they were, I think, Canadian or from the 50s.
08:05What are we talking about?
08:07None of that gets us closer to the goal of franchising patties.
08:09Well, we just want to make a good impression, you know?
08:11Yeah, yeah.
08:12Like, and so who are we playing?
08:14We'll just be ourselves.
08:16Oh, Dennis, I don't feel comfortable playing myself.
08:18I haven't done that, eh?
08:18Just my eyes.
08:19Guys, don't do this to yourselves, okay?
08:20Listen, we belong here.
08:22All right?
08:22We're not asking for a handout.
08:24We're not asking these people for favors.
08:25Hell, we're doing them a favor by giving them the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a cultural juggernaut.
08:30Yeah.
08:30If they even hesitate, boom, offer rescinded.
08:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:34Okay?
08:34We are young, self-made entrepreneurs who are about to change the way the world consumes alcohol.
08:39Oh, yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:39That's getting me fired up, man.
08:41Yeah, I feel like I could run through a brick wall.
08:43Do it right now.
08:43Okay, do it right now.
08:44Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:45Don't, wait.
08:46Hold on.
08:46Don't actually run through a brick wall.
08:48I wanted to impress you.
08:48No, they're not brick, dude.
08:49This will probably knock down.
08:51I do carry that feeling with you, okay?
08:53I like the confidence.
08:54So pop your chins up, puff your chests out, and follow my lead.
08:58Let's do it.
08:59That's a little, that's a little much.
09:00Just, less stiff.
09:04Just, all right, forget the chin and chest thing.
09:06Just, okay.
09:07I don't, I can't forget it now, because he said it.
09:10Well, how are we doing over here, fellas?
09:13Oh, great.
09:14And we'll, we'll do another bottle.
09:17Uh, uh.
09:18Good.
09:19Yep.
09:20Also, we're ready for dessert, so we can clear all this.
09:23Right away, sir?
09:24Uh-huh, yeah, of course.
09:28Oh, God, this is boring.
09:31I'm so bored.
09:33I could go for a beer.
09:34You want a beer?
09:34You know what?
09:35I'll check in with the guys.
09:36Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays.
09:38I need something nicer.
09:41Hello?
09:41Hey, Charlie, it's Dee.
09:43What's going on with those beers?
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:45Um, I kind of can't talk right now, Dee.
09:48Where are you?
09:49Uh, Patty's.
09:51You sound like you're on the Titanic.
09:52I'm going to need a double scotch and a club and compari.
09:55I got Dee.
09:56She wants to know where we are.
09:57Oh, don't tell her about the gala.
09:58Hang up.
09:58Hang up.
09:58Hang up.
09:59I'm not going to tell her about the gala.
10:00I can hear you.
10:01I think she can hear us.
10:02I can.
10:02Of course she can hear us.
10:03Oh, cool.
10:03Tell her I ran through a brick wall.
10:04That was my invitation.
10:06Dee, I've got to hang up on you, but Mac ran through a brick wall.
10:08That's actually why we're not back at the place yet.
10:10Tell her both of us ran through a brick wall.
10:11Dennis also ran through the wall, and I did too.
10:13Okay, yeah.
10:14You son of a bitch, Charlie.
10:16See, I can't talk right now, all right?
10:18We're working at the gala.
10:19No.
10:20No, no, no.
10:20You don't hang up on me.
10:22You.
10:23What are you looking at?
10:24Oh, let me guess.
10:25Did I enter the anger phase?
10:27You do seem angry.
10:28Yeah, I'm angry.
10:29But it's got nothing to do with Frank.
10:30It's about the dickbags.
10:31Oh, they think they can just cut me out.
10:33Well, you know what?
10:33I'm going to cut them out.
10:35I'm going to cut them out.
10:36There's got to be something valuable around here.
10:38It's got to be here somewhere.
10:39You know what I mean?
10:40Oh, the sons of bitches.
10:42I'll show...
10:42Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:43Woo!
10:45Five bucks!
10:46Five bucks I found!
10:50We need to regroup.
10:52Okay, this whole thing's gone off the rails.
10:54We've got to do it quick, because I told some guys I'd pull their car around.
10:56And I've got to get their coats before they go, but then...
10:58Guys, we do not work here.
10:59Could you hand me a towel, please?
11:01Yes, sir.
11:01Of course, sir.
11:02Give me a towel.
11:03Yeah, well...
11:05I know.
11:06You know what I'm saying?
11:07Otherwise, we're going to...
11:07Oh.
11:08Thank you, sir.
11:09Have a good night.
11:09Thank you, sir.
11:10Okay, we're not...
11:11Why does everyone think we're employees?
11:13It could be the tuxes, or that we're doing everything that everybody asks of us.
11:16Well, the tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants.
11:19You know what?
11:19I blame Frank.
11:20He did not give us the tools to survive in this world.
11:22You look like fools, man.
11:24A hundred percent.
11:24Like, he locked us in a zoo, and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured.
11:28We're sitting ducks out here.
11:29We don't know what we're doing.
11:30If he weren't already in a coma, I would strangle him.
11:32It's his fault, really.
11:33Hey, fellas.
11:34Sorry.
11:34I couldn't help but overhear a conversation.
11:36I really, really hope that your father dies.
11:39Well, uh...
11:40Excuse me?
11:40Huh?
11:41Dude?
11:41Frank, that's your dad, right?
11:43You said he was in a coma?
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:45I really, really hope he dies.
11:47He sounds just like my dad.
11:49He's just, like, craps on all your ideas, doesn't believe in you, doesn't hug you.
11:53Oh.
11:54Sorry to hear that about your dad.
11:55No.
11:56Are you kidding?
11:56No.
11:56Don't sweat it.
11:57He's in a box under the ground right now.
11:59He's dead.
12:00Which is fucking awesome, because I run his company.
12:03Oh, shit.
12:04Yeah.
12:04Wow.
12:05He's an idiot now, bitch.
12:07He's a dead idiot.
12:09Nice, dude.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:10Cool.
12:11Dude, what kind of company do you run?
12:13Like, what do you do?
12:14I'm, like, a typical capitalist pig.
12:15I just banal companies, sell the scraps for marginal profit.
12:18Oh, shit.
12:19They make a lot of money.
12:21I'm a piece of shit.
12:22We are, too.
12:23Well, we are, too.
12:24You guys are cool.
12:25I'm Simon, by the way.
12:26No, no.
12:27I wasn't taking a shit.
12:28I was just doing cocaine.
12:30Oh.
12:30Do you guys want to do a bump of cocaine with me?
12:33Yes.
12:33Sure.
12:33Yes?
12:34Yeah, let's do it.
12:35Yeah, I'd love to do something.
12:36One for me?
12:37Uh-huh.
12:38One for me.
12:39That's awesome.
12:42He's going to highlight it.
12:43Hey, um, guys, I was going to go to this after party if you guys want to tag along.
12:46Oh, this is an after party?
12:47I mean, it's probably going to be bullshit, but we can talk business.
12:50You guys can, we can bat some ideas around, see if anything sticks.
12:53Yeah, yeah.
12:53It'd be really cool to collab.
12:55Yeah.
12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:56Wouldn't it be cool to collab?
12:58Are you guys open to collabing?
12:59Yes.
13:00Let's collab.
13:01All right, I'm going to tell my driver to pull around, and we'll get this going.
13:04Yeah, we'll give our guy the night off.
13:05Okay, amazing.
13:05Give me back my cocaine.
13:07No, no.
13:07Give me back right now.
13:08I like you guys.
13:10You're real people.
13:11You're human beings.
13:12You're not like these soulless reptiles over here.
13:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:15Disgusting.
13:15Come on, let's roll.
13:16Did you hear me say soulless reptiles?
13:18Pizza game.
13:18No, no, no, no.
13:19Yeah, they're lizards.
13:20No conspiracy theories.
13:21Don't worry.
13:21That's right.
13:21All right, all right.
13:22This is a good business opportunity, man.
13:23This is good.
13:24Great.
13:24That was good cocaine.
13:25That's rich guy cocaine.
13:31There we go.
13:33There we go.
13:35Okay, a severed gas handle.
13:38No?
13:39Ooh, gold tooth.
13:41Pop that in the keeper pile.
13:42Well, uh, is this promising?
13:49Big-ass butts?
13:511973?
13:52God damn it!
13:54Where is it, you son of a bitch?
13:56Where is it?
13:56Where's the gold and the jewels and the millions of dollars?
14:00Ah!
14:03It's a fun idea.
14:04Let's pull the plug now, okay?
14:05It'll just be our little secret.
14:06I cannot do this.
14:07Well, you don't have to do anything.
14:08You just go take a potty break and I'll just trip over the plug.
14:11No, no, this is murder you described.
14:13Oh, God, don't be a prude.
14:15Okay, listen.
14:16I'll make it worth your while.
14:18My ass doesn't have to be that big, right?
14:19I'll kick you a few cc's and then you and me will take our brand new dumpers
14:24and we'll just go, you know, flaunting around Copacabana Beach.
14:27What do you say?
14:28I must say no.
14:30And I must say screw you!
14:33I don't need any of this.
14:34I'm taking my inheritance and I'm going home.
14:36Frank, if you can hear me, I'm taking your big butt magazine.
14:40It's mine now.
14:41Now, this is a much cooler vibe here.
14:45This is a great vibe.
14:46You guys discussing the vibe?
14:47It's classy, right?
14:48Yeah, freaking amazing, right?
14:49People are very cool here.
14:51I am a little concerned about Frank.
14:52At some point, we should probably check it.
14:54I said everything was going to be fine with Frank.
14:56I know, but it's getting late.
14:57I'll tell you what, let's stay here for another hour or so, you know,
15:00see if we can get going and then, you know, if you're still concerned,
15:02we can split and check in on it.
15:03Oh, genius powder, boys.
15:07Nice.
15:07Ready?
15:08Get your fucking hands out.
15:09Get your hands out.
15:10Out in the oak?
15:11Okay.
15:11This is my fucking party.
15:12Oh, okay.
15:13Your part.
15:13Your rules, man.
15:14Do it up, boys.
15:16Ow.
15:17Ow.
15:18That burns.
15:19That's very different from the last Coke.
15:20Matt, you got a sophisticated palate.
15:22I love that, bro.
15:24Yeah.
15:24This is different.
15:25It's not Coke.
15:26Ow.
15:27It's not Coke?
15:28It's crystal.
15:29It's what?
15:29Crystal meth?
15:30Yeah, crystal meth.
15:31Um, oh, can you remind me what you guys do again?
15:36Sorry, you mean like, like our jobs?
15:38Yeah, come on.
15:39I whip mine out.
15:40You gotta, you gotta whip yours out.
15:42We're in the beverage space.
15:43Oh, cool.
15:43What's the company called?
15:44Patty's Pub.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Well, uh, yeah.
15:47Patty's Pub?
15:48Like a bar?
15:49Yeah, well, it's, it is a bar, but it's much more robust than it sounds.
15:52Yeah, yeah.
15:52We see a lot of growth potential.
15:53Yeah, of course you do.
15:55Because, dude, it's a global brand.
15:56It's not just a bar.
15:57It's fucking Starbucks.
15:59Oh, my.
15:59Right?
16:00God, dude, there's so many possibilities.
16:02Dude, you are in our heads right now.
16:04Literally, I'm in your fucking head.
16:05Simon, and I don't want to say this too loud because I don't, you know, we don't have room
16:09for everybody in this, but we're still in the early stages of possibly bringing on some
16:13investors, you know what I mean?
16:14So if you're interested, we'd love to have you.
16:17Yeah, dude.
16:19What do you mean?
16:21Uh, well, we, we're doing a friends and family round and we thought you'd.
16:25Ah, yeah, yeah.
16:26So you literally just met me?
16:28Yeah, but we like you, dude.
16:29Yeah, so we thought, like, you see.
16:30You like my money?
16:32Meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs, and then I bleed green for you for your fucking
16:35bar?
16:36No, man.
16:36Shit, dude, we're really sorry.
16:37No.
16:38No.
16:38I'm really sorry, man.
16:39Oh, you fucking got it, you guys.
16:41I would fucking love to give you money.
16:44Enough.
16:44Shut up.
16:45Do you guys want to fucking celebrate?
16:46Do you want to go to another party?
16:47Yeah.
16:47Oh.
16:48After after party?
16:48Yeah, it's going to be really fun.
16:50There's another party after this after party?
16:51Dude, let's do it.
16:52I'm so ready.
16:53Let's do it, guys.
16:54I'm so excited.
16:55Let's go.
16:55Let's go.
16:56Let's go.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:57It's all happening for us.
16:58What is happening?
16:59Might as well take a look at what I'll never have.
17:15Thanks a lot, Frank.
17:21What's this?
17:28Oh, my God.
17:29This was his most prized possession.
17:38Follow the Elmerick run, my boys.
17:44This is the place, huh?
17:45Where are we?
17:48What's the password?
17:50Narcan.
17:51That's a bit unsettling.
17:53We're in, boys.
17:54All right.
17:55It's prized.
17:56Isn't that what they give you, like, when you O.D.?
17:58Yeah.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Let's go, Phil.
18:02Oh.
18:03Hi, man.
18:03I love you so much.
18:05Hi.
18:05Oh, shit.
18:07Um, okay.
18:09Mm.
18:10Wow, he really likes that guy.
18:11Um.
18:12Okay.
18:12I love you, Phil.
18:15You got it for me?
18:16Great.
18:17That's Phil.
18:18He's a great guy.
18:19A little annoying.
18:19And I like him.
18:20Come on.
18:21Pick a seat.
18:21Do you mind if I stand?
18:23Make me rich.
18:24Fuck me with an idea.
18:25Okay, good.
18:26Take an idea and fuck me with it.
18:27Okay.
18:28Okay, yeah.
18:28Right now.
18:29All right.
18:29Yeah.
18:29Sure.
18:30Don't overthink it.
18:31Just fuck me.
18:31Fuck me with an idea.
18:32Right, so.
18:32Yeah, it was, um, Starbuck.
18:34I'm drying up.
18:35I just want you to spit on it.
18:36I want you to stick it in me.
18:38Someone's got to fuck me.
18:39Okay, you know what?
18:40Can you just give me one second?
18:41One second and we'll figure out which one of us.
18:42Which idea we're going to have.
18:43You guys take your time.
18:44I'm going to make the world stop.
18:46The fuck you with and.
18:48I'm concerned.
18:49This guy's not going to help us with our business.
18:51There's no way.
18:51His dad was right about him.
18:53Absolutely.
18:53Frank was right about these whole things, right?
18:55He was protecting us this whole time.
18:56That's why he doesn't invite us to these places.
18:58Just because Frank knew.
18:59He knew that gallows were gateways to crack us.
19:01Well, I mean, you know, if you just have so much and you don't know what to do with yourself, you wind up like that.
19:05Look, also, man, I'm getting worried about him, okay?
19:08Like, I want to be there when he wakes up.
19:10You know, like, we've kind of left him alone for too long.
19:12Let's get out of here because I'm scared.
19:14You should be scared.
19:15Let's say bye to Simon real quick.
19:16Yeah.
19:16Simon.
19:17Hey, Simon.
19:18Oh.
19:21We're leaving.
19:22Yeah, we're going to leave, Simon.
19:23That's a very unnatural position.
19:25No, he's fine.
19:25All right, let's, let's, um, all right, let's just, let's just.
19:28Thank you, guys.
19:29We're going to use your driver and then we'll send him.
19:31We'll send him back for you.
19:39Dad, if you can hear me in there, I want you to know that I love you.
19:47Hey, hey, how's he doing?
19:48Yeah, how's he going?
19:49He is at the end.
19:51It's time to say goodbye.
19:53Oh, come on, what are you talking about?
19:54Yeah, what?
19:55You look actually upset.
19:57You guys don't understand.
19:58It's time.
20:00We got to pull the plug.
20:01Uh, no, sorry.
20:02No, he's still alive.
20:04This is his wish.
20:05No.
20:06It's time.
20:07No, I'm saying no.
20:08We just realized we need you.
20:09We need you, man.
20:10I'm letting him go.
20:11Let's go.
20:11I can't believe this is happening.
20:23I can't believe this is happening.
20:27Tastes sweet.
20:29What do you mean?
20:30You're supposed to taste sweet?
20:30Shouldn't he be salty, if anything?
20:37What is happening?
20:38What is that?
20:39What is this?
20:40Jesus Christ.
20:41Cake.
20:43It's cake.
20:46I'm cake.
20:47What is happening?
20:49What is going on?
20:50What are you talking about?
20:51I tricked you guys.
20:53You said you could tell the difference between what was cake and what was not cake.
20:58And you couldn't.
21:00What are you talking about, man?
21:01I commissioned the cake.
21:03I rented all of this hospital equipment.
21:05And I even had to draw that little stupid drawing with you and me.
21:09Hold it in his.
21:10I love daddy.
21:11I love your daddy.
21:12Why?
21:13Why would you do all that?
21:14Hang on.
21:15Time out.
21:15Who's this woman?
21:16She's a pastry chef.
21:17And a goddamn good one.
21:19You doing all right?
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Accent, too.
21:22You were doing an accent, weren't you?
21:24Did you do all of this just so that I would appreciate you?
21:27Deandre, I don't give a shit what you think about me.
21:29I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology.
21:34You cried over a cake.
21:37Bravo.
21:38Bravo.
21:39Hey, hey, hey.
21:40Pitching me.
21:41Oh, that reminds me.
21:42Frank, what do you think about patties as a global franchise?
21:45Like Starbucks for dive bars.
21:47He gets it.
21:48Yes, that's it.
21:48It's a terrible idea.
21:50I hate that idea.
21:51It's a stupid idea, man.
21:51It's a stupid idea.
21:52That's why we need you.
21:54That's why we need you, man.
21:55Saving us from our dumb ideas.
21:59How is it, guys?
22:00Is it good?
22:00Oh, wow.
22:01It's really good.
22:03That really hurt my feelings.
22:04Frank, you're delicious.
22:05Not bad.
22:07It's pretty good.
22:08What else can we make cake?
22:09The thing is a cake, by the way.
22:11Oh, my God.
22:11It goes all the way down to the feet.
22:13Is the hair cake or the hair cake?
22:15You get a fondant.
22:16Oh, really?
22:16Yeah.
22:17You get a fondant.
22:18Why don't you come and do a cake these days?
22:19Oh, my God.
22:20Cake.
22:20It does look like the right stuff for us to be focusing on as a group, you know?
22:24Does it?
22:24What else can we make cake?
22:25Well, just an idea, like, keeping our eye on, like, what's happening in the future and
22:28not being stuck in the past.
22:29Yeah.
22:30Yeah.
22:30Come.
22:33That was the son of a summer home near the city.
22:35Don't know what I...
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