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00:00So you don't want to marry me?
00:16No.
00:19I do love you.
00:20You could have told me earlier.
00:21My head's been mashed up.
00:24Everything's gone wrong today.
00:26Then I spoke to Tommy.
00:27What? He put the boot in because I asked him about the laptop.
00:30Well, don't start on him.
00:32He didn't have a clue what you were talking about.
00:34I was trying my best there, okay?
00:36And then I was distracted by the limo.
00:38There you go. See, that's it. That's my problem.
00:41I asked you to have a serious chat with our son.
00:45And all you was worried about was chasing after shiny things.
00:48I'm about family.
00:50You're about fluff.
00:51Yeah, I was trying to give you both, Kat.
00:53And you failed on both.
00:54That's not fair. That isn't.
00:56You know, I spend all my time trying to give you and the boys a better life.
01:01What is this? It's like one strike and I'm out.
01:04I love you.
01:05The kids love you and we had it all worked out.
01:08Oh, okay.
01:10Oh, what?
01:11You want to go back to being major?
01:12No. I don't know.
01:17I just don't want to spend a life of broken promises.
01:21Building my hopes up for them to just...
01:23To just come crashing down.
01:28You are so lucky to have me.
01:30Oh, yeah, because you're such a catch and...
01:32I care. I get it.
01:35You don't want to marry me?
01:37Not a problem.
01:38Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
01:40I certainly don't want to be with you anymore.
01:43All right?
01:47You slept with a stranger.
01:49Why?
01:51Out of spite.
01:52I'm sorry.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:22I don't want to be with you anymore.
02:52Billy.
02:57Seriously, I wouldn't bother, mate.
02:59I'm no mechanic, Alf.
03:02And I know you've got bigger fish to fry, but...
03:04You can't leave the bus on a square like this, can you?
03:11Fill your boots, Tommy, so we can watch the film with Freddie and the boys, yeah?
03:14Yeah.
03:17Put it on Alfie's tab.
03:19Sure.
03:19Thanks.
03:19See you none.
03:20Bye, love.
03:22Aren't you, uh, meant to be at the wedding?
03:25No idea.
03:26No one tells us anything.
03:28Do you want to come back to mine, play some Fortnite, take your mind off it?
03:31Nah.
03:32I just want to be my brothers.
03:33All right.
03:34Well, if you change your mind, then...
03:36Let me know.
03:38Back so soon?
03:51Yeah, well, I took a time out.
03:54Do we stand a chance?
03:56Well, sure.
03:59Go on.
04:01Well, I was so angry that you lied to me again, and this time it was about Sabrina.
04:12And then I saw you hugging Cindy, and I thought, there's certainly something going on there.
04:18And then, this man made me feel like I was the first choice for once.
04:31And I slept with him.
04:34Total stranger.
04:35Stephen, late fifties, not from anywhere round here.
04:43And nothing compared to you.
04:48So why risk our marriage for a cheap leg over with him?
04:54Laney, I've known you for years.
04:57This isn't you.
04:58You go to other women all the time for comfort.
05:01Well, don't sleep with them.
05:02You lie all the time.
05:06About where you are, who you've been with.
05:09Oh, yes, and it's always with your ex-wives.
05:13Aye.
05:20That's not true.
05:23Well, it makes me doubt everything you say.
05:27And it makes me doubt myself.
05:32Truthfully, I did something really wrong last night.
05:36But I am not going to take all the blame.
05:40I don't live with lies anymore.
05:42I don't live with lies anymore.
05:51Harry!
05:53Harry!
05:53Harry, are you good at fixing buses?
05:57That's your heap of junk on the square, is it?
05:59I might have known.
06:00Look, I'm supposed to take me and Kat to the wedding, but we had to call it off.
06:04So, if we're waiting, just get out of your system and have a good laugh now, yeah?
06:09Oh, look.
06:10Look, I'll take the look.
06:16I could wring your neck, you silly girl.
06:18Oh, he'd dump me.
06:20Because you called the wedding off.
06:22Alfie deserves better.
06:23So do I.
06:25I'll be with your kids.
06:27They deserve better too.
06:29Jane, talk some sense into her.
06:31So, what is it you love about Alfie?
06:43He's got a big heart and big dreams.
06:47And what are you scared of?
06:49Spending the rest of my life apologising to my boys because he keeps breaking his promises.
06:54I'm better off on my own.
06:55And if anything goes wrong, there's no one to blame.
06:59Well, there is another way of looking at it.
07:00Oh, do tell.
07:02Well, you've got a man who tries really hard to make you happy.
07:06He has a kerfuffle and falls flat on his face from time to time.
07:09So he stumbles occasionally.
07:11But at least he tries.
07:13My kids deserve better than that chump.
07:17Oh, you're a hard woman to love, Catslator.
07:20Excuse me?
07:21Well, you want a man to give you the world and then you throw it back in his face because
07:25he hasn't gift-wrapped it properly.
07:26So?
07:27Well, I've got standards.
07:29It's self-sabotage.
07:32I would walk over hot coals to have what you have.
07:34But no, you're walking away because Alfie loves you too much.
07:39Don't compare us, Jean.
07:41You and me want different things.
07:42I don't think we do.
07:45And you're no spring chicken.
07:47Starting again at your age isn't for the faint-hearted.
07:50Well, you'd know.
07:56You slapped me.
07:58Again?
07:59Yes, sorry.
08:01Please don't slap me back.
08:05LAUGHTER
08:05Oh, God.
08:17What have I done?
08:22Right, well, the bus...
08:24It's up and running.
08:27Look at you.
08:30Good man didn't lick your dinner money off you.
08:33So, what is it?
08:35You cheat on Cat?
08:36Cat cheat on you?
08:36No, stop.
08:37No, that's your calling card.
08:40Right.
08:40Says the man looking like he's had the best day of his life.
08:44OK, fool.
08:44Listen, let's just...
08:45Hold on.
08:45I just wanted to give Cat the best wedding.
08:48Unlike the last one where she turned up on the tube.
08:50Do you remember that?
08:51I mean, who lets a bride do that?
08:52Exactly.
08:54OK.
08:56Limo was nicked.
08:58Bus is knackered.
09:00I'm going to call you off.
09:01So, she dumped you because of transport.
09:04That's...
09:05That's going to hurt, isn't it?
09:06No, no, I just...
09:07I think I need to be with someone who appreciates me.
09:10I just think I deserve better.
09:11That's...
09:11What, what?
09:12What?
09:12Huh?
09:13You dumped Cat?
09:15Yeah.
09:16You know?
09:17Do you know what the biggest killer of men is?
09:21Ourselves.
09:22Our egos.
09:23Always looking at what the other bloke's got, you know.
09:25Concentrating on what didn't work out for us
09:27and getting angry about it
09:28rather than being grateful for...
09:29for what did.
09:31Maybe that's why we drink too much
09:33and sleep around and gamble and do all that stuff.
09:35I don't know, but I know that it nearly...
09:36It nearly killed me.
09:40And when me and Cat was together,
09:42you hung around and you hung around.
09:44You kept trying to win her back.
09:45And you did, in the end.
09:46You did.
09:47You won.
09:49It's not a fairground goldfish, are you?
09:52It's not a competition, ain't it?
09:54Because I lost.
09:55I knew you were going to chuck it all away
09:58because Cat's certainly poor, a little ego.
10:00No, no, no.
10:01It's just...
10:02I can't make her happy, all right?
10:03And I just don't want to spend...
10:05I don't want to spend my life
10:06disappointing someone.
10:07If she had forgiven me,
10:09I would have given her anything she wanted
10:10because she...
10:12she deserves it.
10:18Oh, God.
10:19What have I done?
10:37I'm sorry.
10:40Were you married?
10:41You married me?
10:44Yes.
10:45Come here, you.
10:46You didn't join me at the wedding.
11:07Not that it matters.
11:15I called it all.
11:18I taught you to appreciate
11:20time away from me.
11:27Denise gave me a good talking, too.
11:29She said I must say how much I cherish you.
11:38And I do.
11:43I know you do.
11:48You know, for a long time now,
11:49I was scared of hurting you.
11:51So when you asked me to massage you,
11:54I was...
11:55I was kind of worried it was too soon.
11:58That wasn't your decision to make, Patrick.
12:00Yeah, but then I ended up hurting you.
12:03Exactly what I was trying to avoid.
12:07You.
12:11You didn't hurt me.
12:12I just don't want to
12:19ever remind you of that man.
12:23Okay?
12:25I'm sorry for what I said.
12:31You
12:31could never remind me of that man.
12:37Patrick, you are kind.
12:40And you are gentle.
12:41And you are strong
12:43and you are passionate
12:44and I miss you, Patrick.
12:45I miss every part of you.
12:49I am.
12:51I don't want you to ever feel responsible
12:53for me,
12:54not after what you have been through.
12:57No, I am.
13:00I need to step up for you.
13:04I go respect your wishes.
13:09And
13:09and I'll go listen to you.
13:21Let's just take it slowly.
13:23I'm going to take it as slow
13:28as you want.
13:39Why don't people in this flat tidy up after themselves?
13:42I have to run in a pub.
13:47Yeah.
13:48All the show downstairs.
13:51Upstairs,
13:53things falling apart.
13:54Well,
13:55it wasn't like that in Marbella.
13:57Your son stroked down your memory.
13:59That house was just a tip.
14:03Wrecked bikini is everywhere.
14:06Well,
14:07we could go back there,
14:08start again.
14:12It's too late.
14:15I can't delete what's happened.
14:18Why not?
14:19Cindy did.
14:20She deleted 25 years.
14:21You stopped talking about Cindy.
14:23You're obsessed.
14:25You slept with someone.
14:27You did that.
14:30And that's,
14:31that's why I'm leaving.
14:35Wait there.
14:35Wait there.
14:36So what's this?
15:06These are for my first championship.
15:15But I'd give them away for a raffle.
15:17How did you get them?
15:19eBay.
15:26You're the best thing that's happened to me.
15:36It's over.
15:50Here comes the prize!
15:57It's gorgeous.
15:59No, you're gorgeous.
16:01Did you get a set of a pack?
16:03Um, yeah, well,
16:04not quite.
16:06I can't, I can't.
16:10Come in.
16:16If you can't go to the wedding,
16:18the wedding shall come to you,
16:19my children.
16:24Yes, go!
16:31Come on, darling, climb on.
16:32Come on.
16:36I vow to be honest with you always.
16:44I vow to always put you first.
16:46To support you,
16:48even if it gets in the way of my dreams.
16:49I vow to accept you,
16:52I vow to accept you,
16:54embrace you,
16:55and celebrate you.
16:58And remember that your kindness and passion
17:00is why I love you.
17:02And I vow to be patient with you
17:04when things don't go my way.
17:05By the power invested in me
17:11and little baby Jesus,
17:14I pronounce you husband and wife.
17:17Go on, give her a snog.
17:18Yeah, all right.
17:19Come here, you.
17:19I vow to be patient with you.
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:37You're going on holiday to kiss and make up?
17:39What's happened?
17:44Me and Elaine decided to split up.
17:49We're going our separate ways.
17:52Which ways are you going?
17:55Kojo, it means that Elaine has finally stopped putting up with Dad's lies.
18:02Sorry, Gina. Actually, this is my fault.
18:09I cheated on your dad.
18:12You did?
18:13Gary.
18:14No, no, no. Why should I?
18:16After all the times that you've made him beg for forgiveness?
18:19I'm sorry. I love you and your sister like you...
18:22Then why did you do it?
18:34Hooray! Here we go. Come on, sweetheart.
18:37Congratulations!
18:39Oh, thank you, Linda. This is beautiful.
18:41Oh, it was my small way of saying thanks.
18:43No, your husband was a good friend to me when I didn't deserve one.
18:46Aye, aye, aye, aye. Come on, you.
18:48You were ill and now you're better, yeah? And that's all that matters.
18:51Be happy.
18:52Yes.
18:53So you deserve it.
18:54Yeah, we do.
18:56Any chance of your mum or George helping us?
18:58I'm so sorry, Trace. God knows what it's like upstairs. I doubt it.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey! Me! Me!
19:04Mom! Mom!
19:05It's not etiquette to touch the horse's dupus when the cling film's still on it.
19:08Touch the what?
19:09Haud'oeuvres is French.
19:10Oh, no, no, no. All she's doing is French buffet.
19:12Well, I always thought the French worth of buffet was le bouffet.
19:16I have a French buffet. I thought the Chinese invented it.
19:19All you can eat, innit?
19:20Oh, yeah.
19:21I suppose all you can have a pork buffet.
19:23Well, a finger buffet.
19:24Personally, I find a pork fiddly. I always prefer a finger.
19:32Cass, you look gorgeous.
19:35Thank you. So do you.
19:37Oh, it's lovely to do, Cass.
19:39Well, it should be, shouldn't it? Seeing as me and Harvey paid for half of it.
19:42Showing me about the limo, innit?
19:44Yeah, well, let's worry about that tomorrow. Today, you celebrate.
19:48Cheers.
19:49Hey, Ross.
19:50Can you see how boys are feeling it off?
19:54Yeah.
19:57John needed a good mate.
19:59Yeah, so you tell me.
20:01Maybe we should make the effort, yeah?
20:03Truce?
20:04Truce.
20:06Yeah, come have a seat.
20:07Cheers, cheers.
20:08For this if you fancy it.
20:10There you go.
20:11A bit.
20:12Well, see you having supper.
20:13Go ahead, Moira.
20:14If I will.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:27Will you come and see me sometime?
20:29Yeah, well, I still work here, don't I?
20:31Well, yeah, but I didn't like to assume that you want to.
20:35No, no, my life choices don't revolve around my dad.
20:37You have been our mum for years.
20:40And you've been a better one than Cindy has been.
20:42I love you, Alanis, so much.
20:43I love you, Alanis, so much.
20:44Darling girl.
20:45Ladies and gents, a little bit of hush, please.
20:46We welcome the best boy to the stage.
20:47The one.
20:48The only.
20:49Mr. Tommy Murray.
20:50Yeah, Tommy.
20:51When we was little, and Dad went around, Mum didn't have much money.
20:56But she'd always make silly faces and voices to cheer us up.
20:58She never gave up making us happy.
20:59The only.
21:00The only.
21:01The only.
21:02Mr. Tommy Murray.
21:03The only.
21:04Mr. Tommy Murray.
21:05Yeah, Tommy.
21:06When...
21:07When we was little, and Dad went around, Mum didn't have much money.
21:12But she'd always make silly faces and voices to cheer us up.
21:22She never gave up making us happy.
21:24when dad came back we didn't know him that well but he never stopped showing us
21:35what an amazing man he really is i'm glad you came back dad
21:41a while back
21:44i did some stupid stupid things and got fostered
21:54i missed my mom and dad so much
21:59and now when dad's doing his embarrassing rap
22:06my mom's burning a horrible lasagna
22:09they make me happy because they never ever gave up on me
22:20now raise your glasses
22:25to my mom and dad's the bride and groom
22:28cat and alphie
22:29hey you little superstar
22:33my beautiful boy i'd never give up on you
22:38hey i like this one come on you're gonna do me the honor
22:41yeah i'd love to come on then
22:46i play this in the car all the time come on
22:59change your speech that's not what i told you to say
23:03because i had a chat with my lady
23:04no one listens to me around here
23:06i'm gonna head home
23:08you get back to the dance floor
23:10nah i'll come with you
23:13that's me off then
23:27don't forget this
23:31Thank you
23:38All right
23:41We'll see you, Lainey
24:01The problem with women is they think they're equal to men
24:08When they're a much lower value species
24:11You, my brother, have to assert your dominance
24:14Why are you showing me that loser?
24:17Because you just made a mug out of yourself
24:19In front of the whole pub
24:21Telling mummy and daddy how much you love them
24:23Well, they liked it
24:24Yeah, your dad would say anything just to please your mum
24:27Because he'd been brainwashed, didn't he?
24:29By who?
24:30By your mum
24:31By women
24:32Oh, look
24:34If you want to be treated with more respect
24:37Yeah
24:38Then listen to this guy
24:39Drake Zagan, he's got two million followers
24:42Go on then
24:48Any low value female who sleeps around
24:53Doesn't deserve a real man
24:54But where are the real men these days?
24:57Can I get a kiss?
25:06Can I get a kiss?
25:08I would like that very much
25:10Yeah, the last few days were the worst
25:23I felt like you were slipping away from me
25:27I didn't like it at all, at all, at all
25:29But one bit
25:30And I, um
25:34I ask you a question
25:38Will you marry me?
25:44Yes, yes, yes, of course I will
25:55Yes, of course I will
25:57Yeah, man
25:58Yeah, man
25:59Please
26:03Please.
26:05Hey!
26:07Oh, Kate!
26:09What the hell was this?
26:11Oh, she was my only brother.
26:13Oh, George!
26:15Take me! Take me!
26:17What's the name?
26:19What's the name?
26:21Oh, George!
26:23Oh, George! Take me! Take me!
26:25Oh, George!
26:27What's the name?
26:29Who are the newlyweds?
26:37They snuff off on.
26:39Who?
26:41They're newlyweds. What do you expect?
26:43Right. Who was the newlyweds?
26:45Got away with that, then?
26:47Yeah. Yeah.
26:49You know, I thought they might look up here.
26:51But now a little hideaway.
26:53What a mad day.
26:55Well, it's been a mad few years, hasn't it?
26:57Oh, I'm knackered.
26:59Yeah.
27:00I want to change anything, though.
27:01Not all them rows and misunderstandings.
27:04Really?
27:05Yeah, well, all the screaming blue murder,
27:07and all the snot and the tears.
27:09Oh.
27:10No, because that's what's got us here.
27:12Yeah.
27:13No, that's true.
27:14That's true, darling.
27:15We did it, didn't we?
27:16Yeah, we did it.
27:17We did it.
27:18I love you, Mr. Moon.
27:20Hey.
27:21I love you, Mrs. Moon.
27:25Wow.
27:26You know what I want to do right now?
27:30Sit like here,
27:32and look up at the stars,
27:34and the moon,
27:36with the one person in this whole world that I love.
27:41Mwah.
27:43Please let go to end the world to end the world,
27:49and I'm alive.
27:50To end the world,
27:51I'll fall to end the world.
27:53Let us sleep,
27:55and remember by our snot and breath to end the world,
27:59but I've happened to end the world coming back.
28:01We see Moses as if they're ready,
28:04I'll see you next time.