EastEnders 11th June 2025
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00:51So now, if you didn't...
00:53You could have worn off evil spirits with that mush.
00:55Hey! Happy wedding day to you and all.
00:57Yeah, it's every little girl's dream, isn't it?
00:59A fake wedding.
01:01It's a long to limo business.
01:03Oh, I felt grateful, didn't I?
01:05I'm giving you the day of your dreams.
01:07Wedding dress, limo,
01:09ceremony on the bank of the Thames.
01:11Listen, we can do it legally next week.
01:13That's if you still want to.
01:15Of course I do. I'll have to be Mrs Moon again.
01:19I'll tell you what. What?
01:21How about we get Virgil out the bedside cabinet
01:23and
01:25puh-puh-puh-the-jall?
01:27Puh-puh-pe-jall? Yeah, you naughty girl.
01:29How are you?
01:31Oh, you know why? I can't.
01:33What's the matter?
01:35I can't get Tommy's vile porno out of my head.
01:37Okay, okay, I get it.
01:39But that clip was probably spam,
01:41I can't even watch that filth.
01:43No I hope not.
01:45Because I can't have my boy treating women like that.
01:47I've got to talk to him.
01:49Okay, I don't think that's the sort of chat you should have with his mum.
01:52And I don't want him lashing out because you don't trust him, you know.
01:55Well, then you talk to him, yeah?
01:57Today, because he's really important.
01:59Yeah, I will probably have a man to man with him.
02:02All right, why, you make yourself pretty to marry the man of your dreams.
02:07Idris Elba.
02:08What's he going to be here?
02:09Oh, okay.
02:11I'm joking.
02:12Come on.
02:13Cheers.
02:15I love you.
02:15Well, I love you too.
02:17Idris Elba.
02:25Come in.
02:27Morning, morning.
02:30It's Cat and Alfie's wedding day.
02:31We've got to get going.
02:32Come on.
02:33Patrick, get up.
02:35Here's your coffees.
02:36Milky two sweeteners.
02:41Black and strong.
02:42Like your man.
02:44Like your man.
02:49Sorry.
02:53So, I take it that your dinner didn't go too well then?
02:58No.
03:01He has decided that our intimate life is over.
03:04No discussion.
03:06No discussion.
03:08No interest in my, my wishes.
03:12Patrick?
03:13He wouldn't.
03:18Well, you know, you've, you've both been through a lot.
03:21No.
03:22What happened happened to me.
03:23I know it's been difficult for Patrick as well.
03:29I am tired of holding his hand throughout it all.
03:33He's untired.
03:34I deserve a man.
03:42A man who treats me with respect.
03:46And care.
03:49Without me having to ask all the time.
03:52It's a bit early, isn't it?
03:59Yeah, we had words last night.
04:02So I slept in Kojo's old room.
04:04Thought I'd give the wife some space.
04:07Which one?
04:08You're like one of them Swiss clocks.
04:09I don't know which Mrs Knight's going to pop out next.
04:11Hey, I love Elaine.
04:12I just need her to believe it.
04:14Well, stay away from your axes, because, like Elaine, I've had it all before.
04:18Yeah, are you all right?
04:21I've got to do something special.
04:23Need ideas.
04:25Think for it.
04:25Well, don't get flowers from a garage.
04:28I've learned that the hard way.
04:29Thanks, Oprah.
04:32Did you ever carry over with me?
04:34No, no, you're talking to the wrong man.
04:36But, uh, I know someone that does.
04:40Great.
04:41Hey!
04:42Hey!
04:45He's so lovely.
04:47How did you know?
04:47Well, I promised you your dream day, didn't I?
04:50Yeah, but do you want some sugar with that?
04:51What?
04:52After the wedding, Nana Mo can't call us that word anymore.
04:55When your mum and dad aren't married.
04:56What?
04:57Are you legitimate?
04:58Nah, she called us cheeky.
05:01Stop it, stop it, stop it.
05:03Nana Mo shouldn't be saying things like that.
05:04And you won't be anymore, will you?
05:06No.
05:06No more chocolate sauce?
05:07No.
05:08You'll be bouncing off the walls.
05:10Boo!
05:10Boo!
05:12Hold on a minute.
05:13It's not you.
05:14It's going to be clearing up the sick, is it?
05:15Yeah, it's fine.
05:16It's not every day your mum to get married, is it?
05:18Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:20Tommy, now listen, your dad won't...
05:23Okay, listen, it'll be all right, I promise I'll have a chat with him, dear.
05:27Right, who wants more of this?
05:30Mum?
05:30Hmm?
05:31Are you going to be okay with Belfi mowing another woman?
05:34Well, why wouldn't I be?
05:35Oh, I don't know.
05:36Look, he is my mate!
05:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:39Right, let's get this party started.
05:40We are already on it, thank you very much.
05:43Is George helping out today?
05:46Mum, you...
05:48What on earth is that?
05:54Only I'm still free!
05:58It's good, isn't it?
05:59You're making a right show of yourself, George.
06:12I love you, Elaine, Knight.
06:16Spent the rest of my life proving that to you.
06:20I can't do this.
06:22What?
06:25George.
06:26Sorry, mate, I...
06:27You know what?
06:29If you want me and Kat to have to reception somewhere else, it's no way.
06:32Oh, absolutely not.
06:33No, me and Elaine are fine.
06:34And we are going to throw you and Kat the reception you deserve.
06:37Thanks, mate, you're a top man.
06:39My two favourites getting married.
06:41How are you feeling?
06:42I'm excited, Fred.
06:43Just give us a sec, mate.
06:44I'm...
06:44We're with you.
06:47What?
06:47Oh, you are kidding me.
06:50What a beauty!
06:52Look at this!
06:53Oh, oh, come on!
06:57Our Kat's going to love it!
07:04Oi, where you been, mate?
07:06I brought your munch for you.
07:07Nice one.
07:08I've been around some lunch tonight.
07:10I'm not sure about someone.
07:13Stick to the script and you'll be sweet, mate.
07:15I'm going to love that gag about your mum's exes.
07:17I'm not sure I'm going to say that.
07:21Right, Mr. Popular, who's that?
07:24It's just the group chat.
07:25Yeah, you know what they're saying.
07:28Denzel said that Vicky asked them to be mates with you.
07:32No, she never.
07:34And they're not going to your party tonight.
07:36That's because Vicky's made me out to be a total loser.
07:38I'd avoid me.
07:39And that Avani thing.
07:41Whose side are you on, bro?
07:43Yours.
07:44Obviously.
07:45I need you to wrap my gags, don't I?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Right, right.
07:50Sure, mate.
07:51Yeah.
07:51So you still want to come to mine later, after the weather?
07:54I'll try, yeah.
07:56Okay.
07:57All right.
07:58What'd you get?
08:05Georgia's singing weren't that bad.
08:08Quite sweet, really.
08:11It's not bad.
08:12Whatever it is, that's not the answer.
08:19Last night, I slept with someone.
08:28They're exciting.
08:30I've been pumped and full of sugar.
08:31Oh, they're beautiful.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Well, go on through.
08:36I'm just finishing my buffet contribution.
08:38All right.
08:39What are you making?
08:40Oh, I've reimagined my sausage surprise infused with my fishy basket.
08:44Guess what it's called?
08:46Sausage in a basket?
08:47Fishy surprise.
08:48Fishy surprise.
08:50Yum.
08:52Okay, now, Kat, to honour your nuptials, Maureen and I, I and Maureen, have prepared a poetry
08:59recital entitled An Ode to Love.
09:07Go.
09:07There once was a woman called Slater, as we find as a jacket potato.
09:19The love of our life.
09:21They were nothing but strife.
09:22Let's hope she don't say see you later.
09:25Oh, potato, Slater, not exactly Pamir's, is it?
09:30I couldn't think anything to rhyme with a second-hand dartboard.
09:34Wow.
09:36Well, well.
09:37Drink.
09:39No, you're all right.
09:40I'm going to keep me wits about me.
09:42What, you're going to marry Alfie Moon Sober?
09:45No.
09:47What's that?
09:48What's that?
09:50Go on.
09:50Come in.
09:51It's your family.
09:53It's your mate.
09:54Yeah, but no, I'm not going out there.
09:56I don't feel sick.
10:02Great.
10:03My shoes.
10:05Alfie.
10:06I was just so angry at him for lying to me again and going to see Sabrina.
10:13I always think him and Cindy are up to no good.
10:15She's there haunting us all the time like the ghosts of Christmas past, but with cheaper
10:19jewellery.
10:20So, so, so, you slept with another man, what, to get back at him?
10:25No.
10:27Who was it?
10:28Oh, it's not Ian, is it?
10:30Absolutely not.
10:31What do you think of me?
10:32No, his name was Stephen.
10:35Stephen, did he take advantage of you?
10:38No, he was lovely.
10:40Look, I was crying on Drew's shoulder.
10:44Oh, no good ever came from Drew Peacock.
10:47Well, no, you're wrong, actually.
10:48He made me realise that I was just a support act for Georgie's ex-wives, whereas I should
10:53have been top billing.
10:53Yeah, well, he knows his audience.
10:56This has nothing to do with Drew.
10:58This is all on me.
11:00In that moment, Stephen made me feel desirable, attractive, wanted.
11:07And I just thought it would make me feel better.
11:12And did it?
11:14What do you think?
11:17Look, for what it's worth, I am on your side.
11:21What have I done?
11:23I've ruined everything for a cheap fumble under a bright nylon bedspread.
11:28Georgie and Cindy have been making you feel insecure since she walked back into his life.
11:33You know, everybody has a breaking point.
11:34Look at this.
11:38George will leave me.
11:40I can't lose him, Linda.
11:43I can't tell him.
11:44You're not going to keep it a secret.
11:47Do you blame me?
11:49You can't keep this to yourself.
11:51It'll kill you slowly from the inside.
11:53Believe me, I know.
11:55I cannot tell him.
11:56You have to.
11:58And just hope that he finds a way past this.
12:03Lady?
12:04George, we need to talk.
12:08Me first.
12:11You are the only woman I love.
12:15I promise.
12:17If I see one of my ex-wives, I'll cross the street to avoid her.
12:23Right?
12:26Will you forgive me?
12:27I'll forgive you.
12:35I'll forgive you.
12:41I told Alfie this would happen, but he's made me act to be a bad cop.
12:51If he listened as much as he talked, we'd be all right.
12:54You have met Alfie, right?
12:56Who is it that said?
12:59The definition of insanity is when you do the same thing again and again and expect a different
13:06result.
13:07Mick Jagger.
13:09Alfie Moon!
13:10Do you think I'm making a mistake doing this for the third time?
13:12No!
13:14Alfie would never intentionally hurt you.
13:17Not like some men I know.
13:19I mean, he'd never sleep with a slapper from the greasy spoon.
13:21He slept with Hayley and he lied through his teeth about it.
13:25Jane, nip down the shop and get some more pose, eh?
13:27All I'm saying is that Alfie might inadvertently let you down.
13:31Jane!
13:34Ignore her.
13:35If you don't marry Alfie, I'll have him myself.
13:39You and Alfie, you are love's young dream.
13:44Love's perimenopausal sweaty nightmare more like, but thanks for that.
13:50This bob cleaner, fresh as a daisy.
13:55Nice.
13:56Yeah.
13:58Lovely.
14:00So the photographer wants to know where to take the picture.
14:03Don't take your fingers, Alfie.
14:04I've polished her within an inch of her life.
14:06Okay.
14:07So you sort the motor, yeah?
14:09Keys in the ignition.
14:10I've got to go and get my chauffeur and clover.
14:11And don't forget, today is meant to be about promoting our business, yeah?
14:15Yeah, gotcha.
14:15All right.
14:16See you later.
14:21Hey!
14:22Tommy!
14:22Hold up!
14:23Hold up!
14:24Wait a minute, I've been trying to call you for ages.
14:26Oh, listen to me.
14:27A couple of things, all right, buddy?
14:29Who's in my credit card?
14:31Not cool.
14:31Oh, sorry, that...
14:32Okay.
14:33You mean your mum saw something on the laptop?
14:35It was a bit of a video nasty, but I told it was spam.
14:39Yeah, it was...
14:40Yeah, whatever.
14:42Listen, you've got to be careful to internet, mate, because there's a lot of dark stuff on
14:44there, all right?
14:45All right, is that it?
14:46Yeah.
14:47Actually, no, hold up, hold up.
14:48Okay, this is man to man, all right?
14:51Now, you know that you're at that age where you're starting to have sweet dreams.
14:55I get it, okay?
14:55And it's normal to watch girls on film.
14:58But Frankie says, relax.
15:02This way, when I was your age, we didn't have the internet.
15:04We had magazines if we wanted to see the pointless sisters.
15:06Okay.
15:07If anyone asks to see your Kajagoogus, you tell them that you're too shy, shy.
15:13You get me?
15:14Can I go now?
15:15Yeah!
15:19I used to.
15:26Gene, Gene, you ain't seen the limo, have you?
15:31Hello?
15:31Has anyone seen the limo?
15:34It was just there.
15:37It's a white limo.
15:39Hey, I'm really glad that you and Dad have sorted things out.
15:43I'm really sorry for my party, Nick.
15:46I hated lying to you.
15:48Thank you, darling.
15:49It's forgotten.
15:51Elaine, catch.
15:54Oh, well, that shouldn't be allowed at your age.
15:59You all right, Grant?
16:01Normally, you'd be making a joke.
16:03You know, you're only as old as the man you feel.
16:05I must be slipping.
16:07Hey, Carter, nice.
16:10What a team, eh?
16:14Love you.
16:15Mm.
16:17Love you, too.
16:27Stolen.
16:28Yes, in broad daylight.
16:29No, no, I don't know how they've got the keys.
16:33This club on the clock's ticking.
16:35I promise cats get to the wedding in style, yeah?
16:37Helicopter.
16:39Oh, OK.
16:39Let me just give Richard Branson a call, yeah?
16:41Um, a motorbike and sidecar.
16:44What?
16:44Tina, have you been watching Two Fat Ladies?
16:46I heard about his footballer.
16:48He swam up to his wedding on the back of a dolphin.
16:50What?
16:52First you get my limo stolen, and now you're talking about hitching a ride across the Thames
16:55on a dolphin.
16:56Hey, honestly, you really are as stupid as you look.
16:58Don't talk to him like that.
17:00He has promised Cat the perfect wedding, and some men live up to their words.
17:03He has lost me a fortune.
17:04Well, now you know what it feels like to lose something you care about.
17:08Off you pop.
17:09Hey, thanks, Jean.
17:13After how he's behaved, not having him throw you under a bus.
17:18You know what?
17:21You are a genius.
17:25So I need you to do me a favour.
17:26You too, Billy.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:30Right, here you go.
17:32Hey.
17:33Bacon sarnie.
17:35And, uh, I asked Marie to keep the rind on.
17:39Just don't tell you that, Dick.
17:41You've always been the favourite.
17:43Huh?
17:44Oh, yeah.
17:46Still got the chat, ain't you?
17:49Shame you don't use it on the missus from time to time.
17:54So what?
17:55She sent you over to give me a lecture.
17:57No, no, no.
17:57No.
17:58She'd kill me if she knew I was betraying her confidence.
18:03But, Patrick...
18:05I'm worried.
18:08I haven't done anything wrong at all.
18:11I've been patient.
18:13But she angry at me for putting her needs first.
18:16No, no, no.
18:17She's angry for you making her choices for her.
18:22Look.
18:22It's like when...
18:26When I finally escaped Owen's abuse, it was...
18:30It was like I had to learn how to make all my choices all over again.
18:36Like...
18:37Like learning how to walk.
18:39And while Kevin waited patiently, he made me feel safe and cherished.
18:47So, she takes high, don't you, is she?
18:53Well, did you tell her that?
18:56Look.
18:57Patrick, no matter how hard this is for you, it is ten times harder for you, Nadie.
19:06So, come on, shake off all that male pride and ask her what she wants.
19:18Listen to her.
19:20And, yes, cherish her.
19:23So, what do you think, eh?
19:41Cinderella or the world's oldest mug?
19:43Dad would marry you wearing a bin bag.
19:45You look nice, Mum.
19:47Look at you.
19:49A handsome boy and his new whistle.
19:51I look alright, don't I?
19:52Yeah?
19:53Know if any girls are coming to the reception?
19:55Probably.
19:57Has your dad spoke to you yet?
20:00Yeah.
20:02Banging on about some...
20:04Kanjigoo something?
20:06I didn't get most of it.
20:07Alright.
20:09Sit down.
20:15I'm so proud of you, you know.
20:18The man that you're becoming.
20:20You're tall, handsome, clever.
20:22I think, how can I be his mum?
20:27And the way you sorted yourself out after...
20:31But what I found on your laptop...
20:37That's another way of abusing women.
20:39Well, my mates are watching it.
20:41Well, they shouldn't be.
20:42It's horrible.
20:44And hateful.
20:45Sex should be tender.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:49And respectful of the woman.
20:53Respectful and consensual.
20:55Always.
20:58Have you got that?
20:59Do you understand me?
21:01Yes.
21:01What happened with you and me is one thing, but...
21:07If my son was treating his girlfriend like that...
21:12spiteful and violent...
21:14If you turned out to be one of those men, it would...
21:19It would kill me, Tommy.
21:24I won't, Mum.
21:26I promise.
21:28I'm so sorry I hurt you.
21:29I know you are.
21:30I know.
21:31I remember the old times.
21:34And it was just...
21:35You, me and the twins.
21:37You remember that far back?
21:39Of course.
21:42I've been so horrible to you, yet...
21:45You're the only person that's never let us down.
21:48Not Phil.
21:50Not Dad.
21:52You.
21:56Right, that's it.
21:57We're sorted.
21:58Ready to go and marry my Dad, then?
22:02Yeah.
22:09I don't believe it!
22:11You've got it!
22:14That's brilliant.
22:15I had to find something like this.
22:17It's fantastic.
22:18Sorry, Alfie.
22:19It's just conked out.
22:20Ain't going anywhere in this heap of junk, Alf.
22:23Oh, please.
22:25Just someone give me a break, yeah?
22:28I don't believe it.
22:29I don't believe it.
22:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wedding of the year.
22:34Hardly the way she battles through.
22:36I've learned that marriage is nothing without trust,
22:39so I'd like to thank my lovely Elaine for sticking by me,
22:42despite all my mistakes,
22:44making me one of the luckiest men alive.
22:48So, today, it's all about love.
22:51The bread's on the way!
22:57Come on, let's go!
23:04Darling, I wonder, would you join me in the barrel store?
23:07That's an invitation I can't really refuse,
23:09but just give me a sec.
23:10It's all right, boys, yeah?
23:18Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:18You look beautiful.
23:23Don't look too bad yourself.
23:39So where's the limo?
23:40okay you know you know i promised you the perfect day right i promise you it will be perfect
23:46but the limo it got nicked great yeah but it doesn't matter because i come up with this other
23:52idea right remember i just told you i was a bus conductor remember clip of the year 83 or 84
23:56well uh brilliant team they helped me get a bus but that's knackered get on with it right the
24:05thing is we um have to get a bit of a jog on otherwise we're going to miss our appointment
24:09with the celibate i was going to get us a cab but they're all on other jobs but billy billy was kind
24:14enough to let me borrow his van so just give me a sec because um so sorry to hey keep an eye on the
24:24kids for me will you easy get in the vic now in the vic now
24:39what is it
24:46what have i done now
24:50what i'm about to tell you might change everything
24:56and i can tell you truthfully i have never stopped loving you
25:03and i will make it up to you come on what is it
25:07last night
25:11i slept with another man
25:16okay you know honestly i'm really sorry about the limo but what i don't care about the limo
25:25what i care about is his feeling of disappointment and dread in my guts
25:31i know it so well
25:35right
25:37i just feel like i'm walking into a burning building with my eyes wide open
25:40i don't want to hurt you
25:44but i'm scared
25:47okay well i don't i don't know what you're saying
25:53i'm sorry alfie but i don't want to marry her