EastEnders 10th June 2025
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00:25Hey, you haven't seen Keir at all, have you?
00:37Hey, you know it's bad luck to see the bride the night before the big day.
00:41Yeah, no, no, I'll get all that.
00:42Linda, just give this damn man a drink, please.
00:45No, no, no, I can't, because I'm in a bit rush.
00:47It's not, man.
00:47If a man looks like you the day before his wedding,
00:50then he deserve a drink.
00:51Linda, fair.
00:52I love you.
00:53Hey.
00:55Is mum back yet?
01:00Your dad has got a lot to answer for.
01:10How many texts is that?
01:11Ten.
01:13I offered it to him on a plate, and he didn't want to know.
01:17Yeah, well, he did go rushing in like a bull in a china shop.
01:21And you're going to catch your death wandering around the square like that.
01:23Yeah, all right, June.
01:24This is what happens when you take advice from Mo.
01:27Well, you're softly, softly approaching work either, didn't it?
01:31God, there was a time he'd be foaming at the mouth for this.
01:34Mate, you just don't even fancy me anymore.
01:37He'd rather get his rocks off to the internet.
01:39Well, you're not going to find any answers in that, are you?
01:45Can I?
01:46Right, there you are.
01:58Oh, thanks, darling.
01:59So, come on, something has obviously happened.
02:04It certainly has.
02:05I'll tell you what's happened.
02:07That bitch, Cindy, has got her claws into George again.
02:10I just saw him over there doing God knows what.
02:12I can't believe it.
02:14Can't you?
02:15I can.
02:15Well, Cindy, yeah.
02:17I mean, she's allergic to her underwear, but George...
02:20I mean, Elaine, he's devoted to you.
02:23He's not going to risk losing everything over that old tart.
02:25Oh, George, sort of the earth he is, not.
02:28Do you know who he reminds me of?
02:30Harvey.
02:31He had everything he could have wanted at home,
02:32and he threw it all away for a quick bunk-up.
02:35It wasn't quite like that.
02:37Oh, I'm sorry, Cathy.
02:38I don't know why I said that.
02:40Look, having a go at me
02:41is not going to make you feel any better about anything, is it?
02:44No.
02:45You're right.
02:47I'm going to get over there and deal with it now.
02:55There you are.
02:57I've been looking all over for you.
02:59Can't be much of a surprise.
03:00I work here.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Uh, Kim messaged me.
03:04Did she know?
03:08Give me a glass.
03:10Okay.
03:10Let me give you a hand.
03:12I can manage.
03:20Right!
03:20You can come up for air!
03:21You just want to give me a home attack!
03:24Where's Cindy?
03:26She just left with George.
03:27Are you okay?
03:28Of course.
03:29She's taken the rest of the night off, apparently.
03:31Now I know why she begged me to come back
03:33so she can sort off the first chance she gets.
03:35Did they, uh, say where they were going?
03:38No.
03:38Just took a bottle of wine and liked it.
03:42You don't think that they're, uh...
03:44How dare you!
03:49Well, we'll carry on the party downstairs.
03:52Cindy owes me.
03:53I need to see you.
04:06You sure you don't want to come in?
04:07No.
04:08I don't think Elaine needs winding up any more tonight.
04:12Nope.
04:13A hot bath and a large glass of this would suit me just fine.
04:16I know things seem hard at night.
04:19Jimmy, the families tend to pull together at times like this.
04:25Don't give up on Peter.
04:27Unless you want to be like me and Junior, of course.
04:29Thanks for listening.
04:34You're a good man, George.
04:36You always were.
04:39Right.
04:40I'm going to go and play some music.
04:42Good luck.
04:48Bye.
04:49Bye.
04:51Uh, where's Mum?
04:52I haven't seen her.
04:53She went looking for you.
04:55Oh, hiding at Sabrina's again, were you?
04:59You're not going to say anything.
05:01Did you get out of my face, Linda?
05:02Right, Dad.
05:03Excuse me?
05:04I'm sorry.
05:06Nothing happened with me and Sabrina.
05:07Except you lied about it.
05:09You're a liar.
05:10I mean, what do you think, Gina?
05:12Oh, no, sorry, hang on.
05:13Can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth either, can we?
05:15Well, take it out.
05:16If my mum's got any sense, she'll have run for the hills.
05:19Hey!
05:20What are you doing?
05:21I hope there's children sleep upstairs.
05:24I'll be going upstairs and waiting for Laney.
05:26But maybe you should be so quick to judge.
05:29There's none of us a perfect, are we?
05:35Since the cancer, it's been hard to, um...
05:38stand to attention, if you know what I mean.
05:41Loud and clear.
05:43And the whole thing, Paddy, is playing on my mind.
05:47At a wedding.
05:49Well, consummating on command.
05:52Have you talked to her about it?
05:55Yeah, yeah, we spoke about it a few months ago, but we've not...
05:59We've not done it since then.
06:02Down to the nitty-gritty.
06:06Just thought she understood, Paddy.
06:09I can't just...
06:11I can't just do it.
06:13I've got to...
06:14I've got to prepare.
06:16I've got to...
06:17warm up the landing gear, so to speak.
06:21Listen, if she knows the situation, she...
06:24She ain't going to be expecting miracles, you know?
06:27Paddy, today she jumped on me like a pack of hyenas on a buffalo.
06:30Well, you know, if she's like that today, what's she going to be like tomorrow night?
06:38Did you get any of that?
06:40My sausage.
06:42Do me a favour.
06:43Tell her how you feel.
06:55Tell her how you feel.
06:55Me and Patrick...
07:04They've always been so passionate.
07:12But since that pasta thing, we're...
07:15Just distant.
07:17I had no idea.
07:20You could...
07:21You always seem so close.
07:25They've been keeping up appearances.
07:29But when we're alone, there is nothing.
07:32We're avoiding each other.
07:35I'm doing more shifts at the laundry than he spends all hours at the allotment.
07:39Oh, Yolande.
07:39But this afternoon, I asked him to massage my shoulder.
07:47I just thought it would help us to reconnect.
07:49Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
07:50You should have seen the way he looked at me, Denise.
07:54It was obvious he didn't want...
07:56Him don't want me.
07:59Oh.
08:02He can't get beyond what happened to me.
08:05But did he say that?
08:07He doesn't even want to...
08:09He's acting as if this afternoon didn't even happen.
08:16Hmm.
08:17Heh.
08:19Look, come on.
08:21Lock up.
08:22Look, no amount of dirty smalls is more important than your relationship.
08:28Yolande,
08:29you need to hear Patrick's side of things and put this to bed.
08:34Or not.
08:35As the case may be.
08:39You all right?
08:52Have you got the feeling that she's just...
08:54totally out of your desk?
08:56I'll...
08:57I'll drink to that, darling.
09:00I'll let you into a little secret.
09:02We don't bite.
09:04Well, not only fast with it anyway.
09:06I wasn't talking about coming in here.
09:10No, corporate away days, you know, making small talk, it brings me out in a cold sweat.
09:18Oh, darling, just imagining all naked works every time.
09:21You're running on empty.
09:27Could I buy you a drink?
09:30Sorry, darling, my date's arrived.
09:32Oh, my, fresh meat.
09:39I'll, er, get back to the small talk.
09:42Your dame in shining ship on has arrived.
09:45I have had to hot-foot it all the way from Dalston.
09:48Have you ever run up that escalator at Whitechapel in slingbacks?
09:53Thanks for coming, darling.
09:54Another bottle, please.
09:55Beautiful boy.
10:03You're back here again.
10:08Right.
10:10Gentleman has spelt G-E-N-T-L-E.
10:14I'm dyslexic, all right?
10:16Oh, mate, please don't go.
10:18I'm sorry about it earlier.
10:19It was a joke.
10:25I've been working on it since yesterday, and I've only written three lines.
10:29So I'll help you with it.
10:32You nervous?
10:34A bit.
10:36I had to make a speech once.
10:38In front of the whole school.
10:40And the trick is, you've got to look them all in the eye.
10:44I...
10:45I own you.
10:47Tell them exactly what they want to hear.
10:49Like, what makes them feel good about themselves.
10:52If you do that, you'll have them hanging off your every word.
10:55I'm trying to watch the highlights, Kimberly.
11:05So what am I?
11:06Chopped liver?
11:07Hello?
11:08Ah, lifesaver.
11:09You're a septic rat.
11:11No, I don't think so.
11:12Right, you, me, and Howie, we are going to Harry's barn for a drink.
11:18What have you just got back from this bit?
11:19Since when is that spelt G-E-N-T-L-E?
11:20What have you got?
11:22Hello, Patrick's favourite.
11:23Oh, man.
11:24Howie.
11:26I'll see if you're son.
11:28So, did he text you back yet?
11:31No.
11:32Huh?
11:33Well, I'm sure he will.
11:35Come on, you can sort this.
11:38You owe it to each other.
11:40Right?
11:40Yeah.
11:40Cat?
11:41It's a clear sky tonight.
11:53I can see the moon.
11:56It's not full, but it's close enough.
11:58Right.
12:02I always thought that if we was to get married again, yeah, it'd be something different.
12:07I was thinking, like, on the river, with St Paul's behind.
12:11Okay.
12:13I'll have to buy you some armbands, then, because the Thames is a bit deeper than the last river
12:17you jumped into.
12:19Don't matter now, though, does it?
12:23Because it's not me that you want, eh?
12:25No, Cat.
12:26It's not me that turns you on.
12:28Cat.
12:29Cat.
12:29We ain't getting married.
12:35Don't say that.
12:37Don't.
12:38Don't say.
12:40You know, I've been chasing you for over 20 years.
12:47You're the only woman that I've ever, ever wanted.
12:51And you're my Kathleen.
12:54Then why, Alfie?
12:56Tell me why.
12:57Because if you don't, I'm walking straight out that door.
13:05Right.
13:08I'm scared, right?
13:12I am terrified.
13:17It's like it's happening all over again.
13:19It's not the same thing.
13:21John was over 30 years ago.
13:23And yet you still don't think you're worthy of being loved by anybody.
13:31Well, maybe I'm not.
13:32Well, maybe.
13:34Because if you don't believe it, how can anyone else?
13:36But when I saw you last, I told you to make a go of it with George because I thought you deserved a chance for happiness.
13:45Shift that monkey off your back for good.
13:48Yeah, and look where it got me.
13:50It can't be your best shot.
13:51But if George is doing the horizontal okey-cokey with his ex, then that's where he wants to be.
13:59It's not your fault.
14:01It's not because of who you are.
14:03It's because of who he is.
14:05Yeah, but if she wasn't around...
14:06It might not seem like it right now, but that woman has done you a favour.
14:12Look at you.
14:15You deserve top billing.
14:17You're nobody's support act.
14:21How can you be the star of the show if you don't see what everyone else sees?
14:27Take Mr. Genetic Bank Manager, Accountant, Estate Agent, or Delete as appropriate.
14:34What about her?
14:34Well, he's been making guru eyes at you from the moment I sat down.
14:40This is a gay bar.
14:42Darling, no self-respecting gay man comes for a night out in a polycon off-the-peg suit.
14:50Look, I'm not saying jump on the first man you can, but you have to stop being second fiddle.
14:58Find me a feather's elated peacock.
15:01George doesn't see you for the queen you are.
15:04Then find somebody who does.
15:08I've got to pay the bills.
15:11My flying carpet awaits.
15:13Oh.
15:14I thought you had a broomstick.
15:16You can confront George, and he may come back.
15:20But if you let that happen, can you guarantee that we won't be sat here again in six months' time?
15:31Goodbye, Elaine.
15:33I bow to you, O.G.
15:43I bow to you, O.G.
15:43So, how's that naked office party going?
16:00Oh, it's swinging right.
16:03Someone's swinging all than others.
16:05Careful, darling.
16:06Someone could have your eye out.
16:07Are you ready for that drink yet?
16:13I mean, come on.
16:15Make my 24 hours in London worthwhile.
16:18Hmm?
16:18Yeah, do you remember that time when I was, um, running around Walford trying to find a condom?
16:26Yeah.
16:27Yeah.
16:28You know, I thought I was going to burst.
16:30It was just so exciting, spontaneous.
16:33Yeah, obviously, apart from the armed robbery and me being run over, that bit wasn't fun.
16:38I know when you're stalling, Alfie.
16:40Just cut to the chase, yeah?
16:42OK, OK, OK.
16:43All right, it's the wedding night.
16:45OK, I haven't stopped thinking about it.
16:47It's winding me up.
16:50The expectation of me sweeping you off your feet, carrying you upstairs and throwing you on the bed.
16:54I ain't buying this.
16:56We've already talked about this.
16:57That's not that bothers me.
16:59It's the fact that you don't fancy me anymore.
17:01Oh, Cat, that's...
17:03You're getting your kicks elsewhere now, aren't you?
17:07No.
17:09Still, I know.
17:13I can't satisfy you.
17:16Not the way you want, not the way you deserve.
17:21Cat, you know...
17:23I can't do quickies.
17:28OK?
17:31We have to schedule it.
17:34You know, they'll pump and point, or I don't know what, get down to business before I deflate like a balloon.
17:45I'm just not the man I used to be.
17:47OK, Cat, I'm...
17:48I am not the old Alfie.
17:51Right, you listen to me, yeah?
17:56We are Cat and Alfie, and we always will be.
17:58I just don't want you to be ashamed of me.
18:00I'm not ashamed of you.
18:02You're the world's biggest donut, but you're my donut.
18:08Donuts, hey, don't fill in like they used to, do they, girl?
18:11I think they call it shrinkflation.
18:12It's my fault.
18:14Running round the square like Inspector Clueso in heels.
18:17Right?
18:20Come on, you.
18:21Huh?
18:23I've listened to every word you said, all right?
18:26Don't worry.
18:27I won't pounce on you.
18:29Come on.
18:31Will?
18:32Will, you're bushed at me.
18:33Yeah, your mum and Alfie are going to be well impressed.
18:36You know, it shows them that you're a proper man, right?
18:39Not a soppy, sentimental little boy.
18:42You think so?
18:43I know so, mate.
18:44I'm proud of you.
18:46I also wanted to say thank you.
18:48What for?
18:50Well, just for sticking by me.
18:52Being a proper mate.
18:53Not like their mothers.
18:54Oh, don't worry about them.
18:55What are you doing here?
18:57My clunkies was too noisy.
18:58Joel was helping me in my speech.
19:00Was he now?
19:02Yeah, I just tweaked it a bit.
19:03It's all his words.
19:05Nice one, Joel.
19:06Anyway, so me and Em were talking and we thought that, er, maybe after the wedding we could
19:12invite a few mates back to us?
19:15I don't think so, no.
19:17Oh, come on.
19:17Just the lads, Denzel and Nugget, maybe.
19:21Come on, can it?
19:25All right, but no booze.
19:27Well, we don't need to drink to have fun, do we, mate?
19:30No.
19:33I'm not so sure about it.
19:44No, no, if it's just the lads.
19:48He's helping Tommy.
19:52He is trying.
19:56Go on.
19:57Open it.
19:58Oh.
19:58Oh.
20:00Oh.
20:03It's the name, isn't it?
20:05Oh.
20:06Vacuum pump.
20:08It's ridiculous.
20:08The whole thing's ridiculous.
20:10Life's ridiculous.
20:12Cancer's ridiculous.
20:14Getting old is a joke.
20:16But I'll tell you one thing.
20:17This bit of plastic is not going to get in the way of us two being together.
20:20Doing what husbands and wives do, all right?
20:23The only way for us to get through this is to own it.
20:27So what should we call it?
20:30We won't call it.
20:32Well, I can't exactly shout across the village.
20:34Here, Alfie.
20:35Get the equipment out.
20:36I fancy a bunk up.
20:37Oh.
20:38Okay.
20:39Um.
20:41Hello.
20:43What's your name?
20:44My name is Virgil.
20:46Hello, Virgil.
20:50My name's Alfie.
20:51Oh.
20:52And you never guess who this is.
20:54This is Kathleen.
20:55Hello, Virgil.
20:56Welcome to the family.
20:59Listen.
21:00About the wedding night, there's no pressure, all right?
21:03I promise.
21:04All right.
21:06Come here, you.
21:10Do you fancy it?
21:12Now?
21:12Yeah, take the curse off the wedding night.
21:14And if I'm going to organise a river wedding, I'm going to be knackered anyway by tomorrow
21:17night.
21:17And so will Minnie Moon.
21:19A bit short notice, though, isn't it?
21:21Of course it ain't.
21:22We'll just get everybody to meet us down by the river.
21:23We'll get a celebrant, you know, photographer, and then we'll just jump in the limo.
21:27I can't believe this.
21:28Yeah, you better believe it, Mrs Moon.
21:30Hey, come on.
21:30Let's not go off topic.
21:31Come on.
21:33Nothing like the real thing, eh?
21:34No, nothing.
21:35No.
21:36Better than those websites.
21:37Okay.
21:38What websites?
21:39Well, now you've got me and Virgil.
21:40Yeah.
21:41You won't need them anymore.
21:42Well, okay, hang on.
21:45I don't...
21:45What websites?
21:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's all this?
21:58Your favourite.
22:00Ruined.
22:01Oh, no, no, no, don't throw it away now, ma'am.
22:05I'll go heat it up, all right?
22:06I texted you.
22:07Where were you?
22:07Oh, I missed it.
22:14Oh, baby, you're so sorry.
22:17You know the last orders with the market traders?
22:20You know how it is, eh?
22:23Hey, you all right?
22:28I'm afraid.
22:32But Jake, I'm afraid.
22:39I am afraid we are losing each other.
22:42That ain't true.
22:45No.
22:47You couldn't even bear to touch me earlier.
22:49I just didn't want you to rush into something that you're not ready for.
22:54So, you decided that I wasn't ready.
22:59I didn't want you to feel obliged.
23:01Obliged?
23:04Don't I have a choice?
23:06Yes, of course you have a choice.
23:07How could you be so insensitive, Patrick?
23:13Your auntie, now that ain't fair.
23:17I have tried all along to be...
23:20to be patient, to be understanding, all through your situation.
23:25My situation.
23:27You know what I mean.
23:28No, I don't.
23:29Why don't you explain it to me?
23:31You know, I can't do or say anything right, can I?
23:35You took the words right out of my mouth.
23:37You learned that we...
23:40for a long time now, we...
23:42we just haven't been close.
23:46And you couldn't just talk to me?
23:50So...
23:51so I...
23:52I made a mistake earlier.
23:55But, you know, I genuinely taught...
23:57You thought that you could decide about what happens to my body,
24:01and I don't even have a say, really.
24:05Just like he did.
24:07You know, I made one lapse a judgment.
24:17Hmm.
24:20And all of a sudden,
24:22I just like him?
24:23No, I didn't mean it like that.
24:25I'm going to bed, man.
24:25Patrick!
24:26Um...
24:27Do you have to push off?
24:39I was going to open up in a bottle.
24:41Sorry, darling.
24:41I don't do on course.
24:44Ta-da!
24:44You could have told me about this, you know, because I get it now.
24:55No, Kat, hold on, darling.
24:56If it was me, I'd admit it.
24:57Listen, I'm no saint and no man is, so...
24:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
25:06It's a bit extreme, innit?
25:07Kat, I promise you, sweetheart, this ain't me.
25:11This is Tommy.
25:14Tommy wouldn't watch something like that.
25:17What?
25:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:19I wish I'd ever watch something like that.
25:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:25I don't know.
25:27It's late.
25:29it's late i was worried about you i'm a big girl i can look after myself
25:50don't we talk i can't do this now i'm tired please there's something i need to say
25:59all right we'll make it quick i am so sorry about sabrina i should have told you
26:09i panicked it snowballed i hated lying to you
26:18nothing else you want to get off your chest
26:24what we're gonna just stand here like a couple of lemons
26:28i was with cindy earlier oh what was it this time
26:32she kissed you you kissed her then what no nothing like that
26:37she was in a state what with with jimmy's eyesight and peter and lauren
26:42tearing strips out of each other i uh
26:46anyway made me realize how important it is for family to stick together
26:50to trust each other and how close i came to messing everything up
26:56by not being honest about sabrina
27:00you our life everything we've built together that's what's important to me that's where my heart is
27:08i know it's going to take time to rebuild trust but
27:14i'm prepared to wait
27:18i'll spend the night in kojo's old room give you some space
27:21i love you laney
27:30you're the one i am the luckiest man in the world i know that
27:35i know that
27:47don't give up for me just yet
27:57you