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00:00Finally, I figured out the password to Ms. Stingy's.
00:17Safe.
00:19Oh, my God.
00:21Come to mama.
00:24Jenny, what are you doing?
00:26You're stealing from Ms. Stingy.
00:29How dare you?
00:34She has so much money.
00:37She won't even notice.
00:39No, sweetheart.
00:40She doesn't notice the extra zeros I've been sneaking into her expenses for years.
00:45But she'll definitely notice this.
00:48So you've been stealing from her all these years?
00:51I plan to keep doing it for many more.
00:54I don't need no competition.
00:56So...
00:59I'll turn in.
01:04Wait.
01:07Why do we compete?
01:11If we can share everything.
01:15The money.
01:17The jewels.
01:18The bad.
01:24So what's the plan?
01:30We take everything.
01:31Here and now.
01:34And split it.
01:3650-50.
01:40Partner.
01:42Fine.
01:43But...
01:44I've learned not to trust anyone.
01:46So I'll count every single dollar to make sure you don't try to trick me.
01:50Deal.
01:51I'll also count every single dollar to make sure you don't trick me.
01:56Don't trick me.
02:26I'll get those two.
02:27How do you do anyway?
02:28I'll pick it up.
02:29No.
02:30I'll pick it up.
02:31The money.
02:32Dear Honor.
02:33Take it up.
02:34No.
02:35Thanks.
02:36No.
02:38Here's to...
02:40our naive but very rich boss.
02:44Perfect toast.
02:49boss. Perfect toast. Excellent, Bubbly. You took it from the minibar? I didn't take it.
03:08You brought it. No, you brought it. No, I brought it.
03:19So, you heard everything? Yes, and soon the police will too. Why don't you lie down and rest while we wait?
03:32Good afternoon, sir. I have a special offer for you. A Bible. Not interested. Then why don't you donate to the poor orphan, sir? You don't give up, do you? You beggar.
03:57Wait here.
04:27Bingo. Okay, let's try it.
04:37Oh, so you're a thief.
04:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not at all. I was just looking for the bathroom.
04:45Sir, open up. Please, sir, I did it.
04:529-1-1, what's your emergency?
04:55Emergency?
04:58I'm fine. I didn't call 9-1-1.
05:03Sir, do you need help?
05:05Sir, please let me explain everything.
05:16Who are you?
05:19Um...
05:22I'm a plumber.
05:25You called me, remember?
05:26Of course I remember. I'm not senile.
05:32Well, what are we standing around here for?
05:35Let's go to the kitchen.
05:43Where are you going?
05:45Um... I left my tools in the car.
05:50Just a second.
05:52Ma'am?
05:57Exactly. Who are you?
06:00A plumber.
06:02Yeah, and I'm a Kardashian.
06:05Really?
06:07Since when do plumbers wear white shirts as uniforms, huh?
06:11Dad, who did you let them to the house?
06:15Wait, wait, wait.
06:17You see, I'm selling Bibles, right?
06:22Here.
06:28Here. A Bible, right?
06:30So, your father mistook me for a plumber, and I didn't want to upset him.
06:37Do you have a licensed salesman?
06:40What do you care?
06:42I'm a prosecutor.
06:44Oh.
06:46Fair enough.
06:49Would you like a Bible?
06:51It's free.
06:52Dad!
06:53Who else did you let into the house, anyway?
06:56Oh, just a plumber.
06:59Who else?
07:00Oh, you are a plumber, aren't you?
07:03Absolutely, sir.
07:05Okay, you.
07:06Get out, now.
07:08And you.
07:09Your groceries, as usual.
07:12And Dad, where is your nurse?
07:15I thought you might stay.
07:17Dad, no.
07:18I have to leave.
07:19It's my birthday, remember?
07:21No.
07:23Happy birthday, please.
07:24Yeah, yeah.
07:29Don't let the plumber stay.
07:31He doesn't talk too much.
07:32He doesn't talk too much.
07:35What?
07:37No, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
07:39No, you're not.
07:41Excuse me?
07:43Stay right there.
07:45You too.
07:47But, ma'am, I can't!
08:02One, two, three, four, five hundred for a week.
08:10More than you can make selling Bibles, right?
08:15Yeah.
08:16Definitely, ma'am.
08:19Bye.
08:20Okay, listen.
08:25Okay, listen.
08:26The dressing room.
08:27Near the entrance.
08:29There's a big safe.
08:31So get ready.
08:32We're going for a walk.
08:34Okay?
08:37Uh, Mr. Mitchell.
08:39Are you coming?
08:40Yeah, I'm here.
08:47Wow.
08:48Are you a Chicago Bulls fan?
08:52I love them.
08:54Michael Jordan is number one.
08:57I'm ready to go to the game.
08:59Incredible, but Michael Jordan is number 23,
09:02and we're going to the park.
09:05What about the game?
09:07Uh...
09:08I'm not going anywhere if we're not going to the game.
09:11Uh, Mr. Mitchell, the thing is,
09:14they're not playing today.
09:18But...
09:19How about this?
09:20We go to the park,
09:22you'll change your clothes,
09:23but...
09:25you'll leave your cap on,
09:27so everyone will know they have a true big fan in front of them.
09:33Huh?
09:34Come on.
09:38That'll do.
09:39Nice.
09:40Awesome.
09:52Uh, let me help you.
09:53Come on.
10:06Let's go.
10:09Well, here you go, Mr. Mitchell.
10:37What's this?
10:39I didn't ask for any of ice cream.
10:41Really?
10:42Then can I eat it?
10:44Give it to me.
10:50Sharon liked ice cream.
10:55Stashel.
10:59I know she needs to spend some time in her life.
11:04But how about spending some time with her old man?
11:06I must have done something to hurt her.
11:13Come on, Mr. Mitchell.
11:15She obviously cares about you.
11:18I mean, she spends a lot of money.
11:21If I could, I wouldn't spare any money from my parents either.
11:27What's stopping you?
11:28No money?
11:30No parents.
11:31It's not about the money, son.
11:41About what then?
11:45What what?
11:47About what then?
11:49What about what?
11:51Forget it.
12:01Uh, wait a minute.
12:07Hey, what are you doing here?
12:10Where's the money?
12:11In this safe.
12:16What do you mean?
12:18Look, ma'am, I've never worked with this safe like that.
12:22It's older than his granddad.
12:26And what do we do?
12:31Get the best of them, and it's done.
12:33Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:42Wedding.
12:44Picnic.
12:45Road trip and no dates, damn it.
12:49Sharon!
12:52Sharon!
12:57Where's Sharon?
12:58Uh, she's not here, Mr. Mitchell.
13:01Why?
13:02Where is she?
13:06I don't know.
13:09I need to see her.
13:10I need to talk to her.
13:11It's her birthday.
13:13Uh, okay.
13:15Uh, okay.
13:16All right.
13:16But, um, I don't have her number.
13:24Here.
13:26Cheers!
13:27Woohoo!
13:29Photo.
13:30One, two, three.
13:32Oh, sorry.
13:33Oh, sorry.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Uh, hi, Sharon.
13:42It's, uh, the plumber guy.
13:45Plumber?
13:46Is something wrong?
13:48Sharon.
13:49Sharon.
13:49Honey.
13:50Honey.
13:51Hi.
13:53I just want to say congratulations.
13:54Dad, how many times have I told you not to bother me over nothing?
14:00Sweetheart, I miss you so much.
14:04When are you coming over?
14:05When are you coming over?
14:06Listen, I don't have time, okay?
14:12You don't?
14:12Yes.
14:13God, I'm tired of repeating myself.
14:15I have a personal life.
14:18What do you want?
14:20I want to spend time together with you.
14:23I want to spend time together with you.
14:25Okay.
14:26I want to speak with a plumber.
14:28Uh, uh, yeah.
14:29Uh, yeah.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Yes, ma'am.
14:32Plumber.
14:33Calm down the old man.
14:34I don't have time for this.
14:36Call me if there's a real emergency, okay?
14:39What are my things?
14:40Wait a minute.
14:44Plumber, hello?
14:46Listen.
14:48You're a selfish fool, okay?
14:50You have a wonderful father.
14:52I don't understand how such a good man can have such a heartless star like you.
14:59Well, that's none of your business, plumber.
15:02Oh, you know what?
15:10Hey, Mr. Mitchell.
15:13Do you have a ball?
15:15Of course I got a ball.
15:17I got a basket in the yard, too.
15:20Sharon asked me to make it for her when she turned 12 years old.
15:26She asked me herself.
15:30I guess she needed her father then.
15:36Sharon's birthday.
15:40Yeah.
15:42Of course.
15:51Yes.
15:58So, you figured it out, haven't you?
16:01Uh, uh, you asked me to open it.
16:05Enough of that.
16:06I don't have dementia.
16:09Bible salesperson.
16:11Plumber.
16:15How?
16:16Are you cured or what?
16:19I was just putting an end for Sharon.
16:21I thought she'd spend more time with me, but she just kept sending nurses over.
16:36Then...
16:37What you gonna do?
16:50Nothing.
16:53What's there to do?
16:54Well, you're a good guy.
17:00When you leave, close the door behind you.
17:04And I hope that money, it makes you feel better at least.
17:089-1-1.
17:09What's your emergency?
17:11I want to report to robbery.
17:13Dad, it's me.
17:14Don't be frightened.
17:15Woo!
17:16What a creep that Bible salesman turned up to be.
17:17Dad?
17:18Daddy?
17:20Daddy.
17:22What a creep that Bible salesman turned up to be.
17:25Dad?
17:26Daddy!
17:30How has he made me?
17:31What a creep that Bible salesman turned up to be!
17:34Dad?
17:35Daddy?
17:37You did?
17:39How was your emergency?
17:40Daddy!
17:49Dad!
17:51Dad?
17:53Dad?
17:57Daddy?
17:59Dad?
18:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:05Daddy, please wake up.
18:07Can you hear me?
18:09Danny, please wake up.
18:11Please.
18:15No.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:23I took two sedatives and I fell asleep.
18:28Dad, you scared me.
18:30I was so scared that you...
18:32Don't worry.
18:34You're just a sedative.
18:36Dad, I came as soon as I heard.
18:38I came right away.
18:39Oh my God, I was so worried.
18:40This guy, he was trying to steal from you.
18:43Yeah, he's a good guy.
18:48Dad, do you want some tea?
18:51If you have some with me.
18:54Oh, with pleasure.
18:57Well, if you don't mind me staying.
19:00Do me one favor.
19:03Yeah, sure.
19:04Help that silly boy.
19:07Dad, no, that's out of the question.
19:12He's a thief.
19:13He's a sentimental fool.
19:15He turned himself in so you could remember me.
19:23Police have nothing on him except for a stolen used bicycle that he took two years ago.
19:33Of course he must pay for that, but I would want us to help him get back on his feet.
19:39We owe him a debt of gratitude.
19:52Dad, I love you.
19:59Will you forgive me?
20:00I love you all.
20:01You look American.
20:02I love you.
20:03Do you have the best one to take care?
20:04I know that you don't like us.
20:05You're your most important thing now.
20:06Do you pick up the food attachment to your wife's otheranca cat?
20:08I want to be gentle, Saf.
20:10That's not at all, Safiyy.
20:11I love you, Safiyy.
20:13Don't miss him, Safiyy.
20:14I love you.
20:16Hello, Safiyy.
20:17Here's what feels like.
20:18Are you wanting me done and voila?
20:19Can you become the new twin?
20:20Are you?
20:21What theziel boss doesn't like?