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00:00What's been wrong with me? There's no song in me. Oh, can't you see that? I'm not stupid. I'm just a glum, glum.
00:20How can anybody be that mean? It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.
00:30Does that answer your question? No, all we need is a big old fat pumpkin. I still don't think they're modern parents. Letting their children run rampant on the streets at night.
00:59But it's Halloween, Aunt Agatha. They were just having fun.
01:11Oh, why wasn't I left in a pumpkin patch? I could have gone in another line of work. Been a pie or something.
01:20I'm a failure. Nobody wants me. I'm just a reject. An orphan. I'm an orphan. Nobody will adopt me. Nobody.
01:44Nobody. Who wants a glum pumpkin? Nobody. That's who. Everybody wants grinning, happy pumpkins or horrible, evil, wonderful pumpkins.
01:59But glum pumpkin. But glum pumpkin. Never. But I can't help it. That's the way I was carved.
02:11Oh, why wasn't I left in a pumpkin patch? I could have gone in another line of work. Been a pie or something.
02:19But now, nobody wants me. And now, nobody wants me. And now, it's Halloween.
02:32Tomorrow, I'll be just like a Christmas tree on December 26th. Who wants a pumpkin after Halloween?
02:40What a pity. What a pity.
03:02It just isn't fair. How can anybody be that mean?
03:07It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.
03:09I feel so sorry for him. Poor little guy.
03:14I've never seen him smile.
03:17He doesn't have anything to smile about.
03:29Trick or treat!
03:30Trick or treat, indeed. Offer you. The idea. This is sheer bribery. You'll not get a treat here. And you'd better not try any of your tricks, or I'll have the police on you.
03:45Why don't you get on us, Jobs?
03:47The idea.
03:49Modern parents.
03:51Letting the children run rampant on the streets at night.
03:55But it's Halloween, Aunt Agatha. They were just having fun.
03:59That is no excuse, young man, for robbing and threatening honest citizens.
04:03But can I at least have a pumpkin?
04:06Ralph, dear.
04:07And he knows best. Pumpkins cause fires, and they attract fruit flies.
04:12Now you go to sleep.
04:13There's a good boy.
04:15And tomorrow, we'll go to the museum and look at the rocks.
04:18Yuck. Boy, that is one mean lady.
04:26Hmm. I don't know, Andy.
04:29Oh, come on, Ann. Don't tell me you're gonna be fair again.
04:34Well, I don't think she's really mean.
04:39I mean, I just think she's forgotten what it's like to be a cho...
04:44A kid.
04:46A kid? Are you kidding?
04:49Aunt Agatha wasn't never a kid.
04:51Well, I'll admit it is a little hard to imagine.
04:56And anyway, Ralph's our problem right now.
05:00Right.
05:02We gotta figure out a way to help Ralph.
05:04Now, let's see.
05:06Well, we could smuggle a parachute into his room.
05:09Or threaten Aunt Agatha with income tax invasion, or...
05:12Pumpkin!
05:17Pumpkin?
05:17Hmm.
05:18What do you mean, pumpkin?
05:19You're always yelling, pumpkin!
05:21A pumpkin!
05:22That's what Ralph needs.
05:24Don't you see, Andy?
05:26We can't get Ralph out.
05:28But we can get a pumpkin in!
05:31Um...
05:32Where'd we get a pumpkin?
05:33All the pumpkin's been taken!
05:35Let's see now.
05:36Um, we'll need a flashlight to light the pumpkin's thin sides with.
05:41And some rope to pull it up to Ralph's window.
05:46And...
05:47Oh, yeah?
05:48And just what is your big, old, fat plan to carry a big, old, fat, heavy pumpkin from there to here?
05:56Well, that's the easiest part.
05:58Does this skateboard answer your question?
06:20Okay.
06:21Okay.
06:22So now, we got a big, old, fat way to transport a big, old, fat pumpkin.
06:27Now all we need is a big, old, fat pumpkin.
06:30I still don't think...
06:31It just stands to reason that if there's a little boy here who needs a pumpkin,
06:37there just has to be a pumpkin out there someplace that needs a little boy.
06:42Who wants a pumpkin after Halloween?
06:50I'm a failure.
06:53Nobody wants me.
06:56I'm just a reject.
06:58And...
06:59And orphan.
07:00I'm an orphan.
07:02All my sisters and brothers got good homes.
07:06Even my revolting cousin Stanley.
07:09But nobody will adopt me.
07:14Who wants a glum pumpkin?
07:19Nobody.
07:20That's who.
07:22Everybody wants grinning, happy pumpkins.
07:26Or horrible, evil, wonderful pumpkins.
07:30But glum pumpkin...
07:33Never.
07:35If a boy needs a pumpkin, and a pumpkin needs a boy,
07:39now, that's about like saying that if a boy needs an ice cream cone,
07:43an ice cream cone needs a boy.
07:45Oh, come on.
07:47Well, it may sound funny,
07:49but we are determined to find a pumpkin.
07:52Aren't we, Arthur?
07:53I guess we could steal somebody else's pumpkin.
07:55I guess we could steal somebody else's pumpkin.
08:22Oh, Andy, you can't make somebody happy
08:26by making somebody else sad.
08:29Ever try it?
08:32No, I don't think it's fair.
08:34I know.
08:35I know.
08:36It isn't fair.
08:38You know, we better find a pumpkin pretty quick,
08:41or we're gonna run out of Halloween.
08:43Yes, I know.
08:44It does seem to be getting sort of hopeless.
08:47Andy, look!
08:57A pumpkin!
08:59Why couldn't I have been an apple?
09:02People don't expect so much out of apples.
09:07One month old, and it has been.
09:10And nobody will want me tomorrow.
09:14We want you!
09:15We want you now!
09:17Oh, no.
09:19No, you're making a mistake.
09:22You don't understand.
09:25Nobody wants me.
09:27I'm a glum pumpkin.
09:30Oh, you're a beautiful pumpkin.
09:35And you're going to make a glum little boy terribly happy.
09:39I am?
09:42I'm gonna make a glum little boy terribly happy?
09:45I am?
09:47Oh, I can't believe it.
09:49If only I had hands, I'd pinch myself.
09:53Uh-huh.
09:54And my very own life, too.
09:57I just can't believe this is happening to me.
10:01Hey, we better get started.
10:03We're running out of Halloween again.
10:05Push them along.
10:07Oh, my, you are heavy.
10:12Here we are.
10:14Ready?
10:15Let it go!
10:16Let it go!
10:27Let it go!
10:46Let it go!
10:51Oh, my God.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:51Hey, excuse me, sir.
12:00Nice costumes.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:48Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:54Oh, my God.
13:10Car 44, car 44, Roscoe speaking.
13:37Sergeant, sir, you may find this difficult to believe, but I have just witnessed something unique, I think, in the annals of crime.
13:46I have just observed the following. One jogger, male, exceeding the speed limit by at least 30 miles an hour.
13:53One pumpkin, pumpkin color, also exceeding the speed limit by at least 20 miles an hour.
13:57One cat, cat color, disturbing the peace. Three ghosts, one with four wheels.
14:02Wheels, not feet. The other two ghosts had only one wheel. One wheel each, that is.
14:13No, sir. Nothing stronger than coffee.
14:19No, sir. There is no record of insanity in my family.
14:22No, sir. Not until today, that is.
14:32Roscoe, I want to apologize for doubting your...
14:35...
14:53...
14:55...
14:57There must be a simpler way to get a boy and a pumpkin together.
15:27There! Oh! But we made it! We made it! And it's only 8.15. Will Ralph Meacham gush you away?
15:38I'm going to belong to a little boy on Halloween. This is a wish I was afraid to wish, because I was so sure it'd never come true.
15:52But it is! It is true!
15:57It is true!
16:22Does that answer your question?
16:52Oh, my God.
17:22Oh! Oh, Pumpkin! You're beautiful. I love you. You're the most beautiful, most wonderful pumpkin in the whole wide world.
17:52Oh, Pumpkin!
18:22You're certainly right, Annie. That pumpkin was just right for Ralph.
18:27Yes. And Ralph was just right for the pumpkin. But wait a minute. We're not through yet.
18:35No. We've got business with Aunt Agatha.
18:40She certainly won't even let Ralph keep his pumpkin unless we can show her that she was young once herself.
18:48Right. She's a pretty big girl. Not to remember that she was once a little girl.
18:55Aunt Agatha? Agatha?
19:12Oh, Aggie. Remember how it was when you were nine years old?
19:21Try to remember, Aggie. When it was Halloween.
19:26And you were young, too. Like Ralph.
19:33Don't you remember?
19:35It was such a lovely time when you were nine.
19:39Oh, yes. I was nine years old and dressed like a terrible witch.
19:52And, oh, I had a splendid, awful, terrifying, beautiful pumpkin.
20:00And you were trick-or-treating, I'll bet you.
20:10Trick-or-treating? Oh, what fun.
20:14It was the one time of the year when we could, we could do lovely, horrible things, not get punished.
20:32And you scared them out of their wits, too.
20:37Out of their loving, grown-up wits.
20:41They understood us, didn't they?
20:43Yes, Aggie. They understood why children liked Halloween.
20:49Little children like you.
20:52And like Ralph.
20:54Ralph.
20:56Oh, Ralph.
21:09Why, hello, pumpkin.
21:11Where did you come from?
21:15We needed you, Ralph and I.
21:18What took you so long?
21:20Trick-or-treat!
21:29Trick-or-treat!
21:30Trick-or-treat!
21:31Trick-or-treat!
21:31Trick-or-treat!
21:32Trick-or-treat!
21:33Trick-or-treat!
21:33Trick-or-treat!
21:34Trick-or-treat!
21:34Trick-or-treat!
21:35Trick-or-treat!
21:35Trick-or-treat!
21:39Trick-or-treat!
21:40Trick-or-treat!
21:41Trick-or-treat!
21:44Trick-or-treat!
21:45Trick-or-treat!
21:46Trick-or-treat!
21:47Oh, my, aren't you terrifying.
21:52We'd better give them something quickly, my dear, or they may do something terrible to us.
21:56That's right, trick-or-treat us, or we'll do something horrible-er than any horrible thing you've ever heard of.
22:04Oh, well, horrible-er than that.
22:11A very merry yellow and a happy new green.
22:17I'm not a glum, dumb pumpkin.
22:33I'm a real, special something.
22:38Nothing wrong with me, there's such a song in me.
22:43Come along with me, and we'll, we'll, free to be just a thing.
22:54Never a glum, glum, dumb pumpkin.
22:58I'm not a glum.
23:05I'm not a glum.
23:07I'm not a glum.
23:09I'm not a glum.
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